1 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,715 You're listening to RedFM. 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,926 Just got word that there's a new romantic Punjabi comedy movie 3 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:12,387 being shot in Brampton. 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,013 The premise involves a Canadian-born boy 5 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,473 getting into a fake marriage 6 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,100 with a Punjab-born girl for citizenship. 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,478 Oh yes! A Canadian-born internet boy is starring in it! 8 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,771 It isn't Jasmeet, is it? 9 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,897 Yes! 10 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,524 Lucky Gill, the film's director 11 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,776 Just came off three successful projects! 12 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,654 Then it's a guarantee! This is going to be a hilarious film. 13 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,198 Get ready to have a laughing fit! 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,700 No tension! 15 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,043 I don't care about the dowry anymore. 16 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,003 I'm bringing her back to Canada. 17 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,466 It's not about the money, for me. 18 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,551 You know... it's about my love! 19 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,072 Uh, hey. 20 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,199 Do you know what time we're starting? 21 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,076 Call time was like three hours ago. 22 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,036 Should be starting shortly. 23 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,288 Um... Okay. 24 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,374 Do you know what time that is exactly? 25 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,584 Yeah, I can ask them. 26 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,752 Great. 27 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,508 Like, now or? 28 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,593 Yeah. One second. 29 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,928 I'm just finishing my tea. 30 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,347 Okay. 31 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,938 Sir? Jasmeet, sir, is asking about time. 32 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,691 Yep. Okay. 33 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,236 Yeah. Okay, okay. 34 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,534 So, what'd they say? 35 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,953 Should be starting shortly. 36 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,915 Okay. 37 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,460 Big fan, by the way! 38 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:09,796 Thanks. 39 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,982 What's up, guys? Prem here. 40 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,276 Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in 41 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:35,530 for this top secret movie I'm shooting with Chris Rock. 42 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,491 We got a whole bathroom with a shower, 43 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,828 a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, 44 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,539 ping pong table, a mini trampoline, 45 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,291 my own bed in case I get tired-- 46 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,667 Prem, we're ready for you now. 47 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,086 Oh, you're ready for me? Damn right on time, too. 48 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,671 Let's go! 49 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,400 Oh! What's up, paaji? 50 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,110 - What's up? - Good, uh-- 51 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,487 - You want coffee? - I... 52 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,614 Oy! Come here. 53 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,657 Go make a Timmy's run. 54 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,949 And get Timbits, okay? 55 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,409 Man, these guys don't do any work. 56 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,619 Just wandering around all day. 57 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,120 Anyways, we have some scotch if you want. 58 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,663 Do you want to take a shot? 59 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,376 Uh... no, I-I'm good, man. 60 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,669 Uh, look. 61 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,879 About the script, I was thinking about... 62 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,881 just different ideas that would really, like, 63 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,717 elevate it and take it to another level. 64 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,470 Buddy... I'm also thinking the same way. 65 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,846 We've been working on rewrites all day. 66 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,641 Look, I've got these uncles inside writing. 67 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,143 - Yeah. Okay, here's an idea. - Mm-hmm. 68 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,645 - What if... - Mm-hmm. 69 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,398 The guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right? 70 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,150 So that, like, reawakens his warped understanding 71 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,735 of what love really is! 72 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,779 It'll make it so much more progressive 73 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,407 and-and modern for us, you know? 74 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,076 Are you progressive? Yes, progressive! 75 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,829 Yes! You're right! Give me two minutes. 76 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,673 Okay okay, we've figured it out! 77 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,007 Here's what we'll do. 78 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,428 ...instead of marrying a girl named Preeti, 79 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,805 you're marrying a guy named Preet! 80 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,765 You get it? 81 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,058 You both pretend to be gay! 82 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,894 So that he can move to Canada and get PR! 83 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,104 Hilarious, right? 84 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,147 Uh... 85 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:34,858 We'll call it "Rainbow Card"! 86 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,652 Like a PR card! You know how their flags are all colourful? 87 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,029 I don't know, man, it just, like, 88 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,406 it feels kinda weird. - Weird? Why weird? 89 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,699 You're not gonna be gay! 90 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,783 You're just pretending to be gay. 91 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,952 No, that's not the weird part, I... 92 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,956 It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie. 93 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,375 Like what, then there's going to be a marriage auditor, 94 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,960 and he's gonna have to test our marriage 95 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,004 and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it? 96 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,966 Brilliant idea, paaji, brilliant idea! 97 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,676 Guys, guys, write down this great scene! 98 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,094 No, no, no, that's not what I meant-- 99 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,263 Paaji, this is going to be our Breakback Mountain. 100 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,057 You know how many Oscars that won? 101 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,975 That was an authentic story about two guys 102 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,727 trying to figure out their sexuality. 103 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,021 This just feels backwards, man. 104 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,189 Backwards? No, no! 105 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,358 This is going to be the most progressive thing 106 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,984 to ever happen in the Punjabi community. 107 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,736 It'll get people in the Punjabi community 108 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,613 thinking about gay people, gay rights and all that. 109 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,656 This is our seva to them. 110 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,242 We're gonna have the very right audience. 111 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:32,207 Indians, Canadians, Latinese, Goray, Africans... 112 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,587 Paaji, you're going to become the biggest star. 113 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,339 Forget millions, we're gonna make billions! 114 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,218 Avatar, Titanic, they'll be left in the dust. 115 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,220 You're going to have the biggest directors chasing after you. 116 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,514 As if you're gonna call Lucky Gill anymore... 117 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,224 You're going to have white girls after you, 118 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,059 gays chasing after you. 119 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:27,012 Why don't you guys get a better sofa? It's killing my back. 120 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,390 Ma Ji, why don't you sleep comfortably downstairs? 121 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,725 We made a bed for you. 122 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,645 No, don't worry, I slept plenty on the plane. 123 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,565 Mama, Supinder is right. 124 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,942 She has made a nice room for you downstairs. 125 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,235 Plenty of space. 126 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,738 Don't worry, I'll just sleep on the floor in the TV room. 127 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,282 Who's going to watch TV late at night? 128 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,993 Plus, it'll be really good for my back. 129 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,246 Okay, you decide. 130 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,706 I'm going to work. 131 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,042 Call if you need anything. 132 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,671 Don't worry, I won't be in your way at all. 133 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,679 The tea looks a little weak, no? 134 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,480 Oh, yo! 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,441 You look so fucking jokes, bro! 136 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,777 Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010. 137 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,904 You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man. 138 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,322 Like, last-minute changes are the norm! 139 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,656 Yeah, but this much, though? 140 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,575 The whole concept's completely changed! 141 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,701 Why are you so nervous? 142 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,952 You're only pretending to be gay. 143 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,789 Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right? 144 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,374 Well... yo, man, 145 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,750 this'll be great for your career. 146 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,668 This'll be like our Backbreak Mountain. 147 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,962 Bro, that's not the... you know what? 148 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,090 I'm just gonna ask the wardrobe guy for something else. 149 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,133 Paaji, don't you have any other options? 150 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,052 Yo, that's what the director wants. 151 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,429 Who am I to argue and give any creative input... 152 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,806 He's not my mom's sister's son. 153 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,307 Different option... 154 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,435 You know what, man? I'm gonna find Lucky, 155 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,145 and set this whole thing straight. 156 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,732 I mean, like... I'm gonna clarify shit. 157 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:03,817 Well, yo. 158 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,568 Don't fuck around with it, bro. 159 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,736 Like, he knows what he's doing. 160 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,238 He knows how to make a smash hit! 161 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,409 - Yeah, but like-- - Shh, hold on, hold on. 162 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,496 Yeah, bro! 163 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,872 Yo, what's up, man? 164 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,792 Yeah, I'm down for wacking some balls this weekend! 165 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,460 Pause. 166 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,423 Yeah, let's hook up with that fine ass gori cart chick, bro. 167 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,774 Hi. 168 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,110 Uh, I didn't order anything. 169 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,236 Uh... 170 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,073 ...is this Jasmeet's apartment? 171 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:56,244 Yes. It is. But he's not here, so... 172 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,954 He doesn't know I'm here. 173 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,540 But I come... just to hang out. 174 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,541 Mm-hmm. 175 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,501 Oh, did he order me food? 176 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,713 Uh. No, it... his mom, actually. 177 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,214 Oh, Pooji? 178 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,258 Yes, she sent food. 179 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,594 - Great. I'll just-- - Uh, actually, 180 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,304 Supinder aunty asked me to make sure 181 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,682 that Jasmeet gets it, so maybe I could just put it... 182 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,726 Oh, yeah, yeah. Please. Come in. 183 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,019 Thank you. 184 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,314 Um... 185 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,691 You work for Pooji? 186 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,151 I do. I'm... 187 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,904 I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries. 188 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,573 Nice. Yeah, I used to do that. 189 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658 Then I got replaced by a robot. 190 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,243 And now you. So... 191 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,495 you're probably a robot. 192 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,875 Beep-boop. My name is Janat 3000. 193 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,919 I am a robot. 194 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,171 Imported from India. 195 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,799 How may I be of service to you? 196 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,843 Um. I am Neal 2000. 197 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,596 I do not need your service. 198 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,640 I just want the food. 199 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,934 This is Jasmeet's food. 200 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,268 Plus your nails are dirty. 201 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,272 Okay. It's not dirt, it's actually nail polish, so... 202 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,901 Oh. It's very Prince of Darkness. 203 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,612 Like... Ozzy Osbourne? 204 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280 Yeah. I love Black Sabbath. 205 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,616 Are you kidding? That's my favourite band. 206 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,034 Heaven and Hell is my ringtone. 207 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,120 No way! Mine's War Pigs. 208 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,872 Someone told me a while ago 209 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,667 that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio. 210 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,335 But, honestly, I prefer Ozzy. 211 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,045 - Well, yeah, of course. - Of course. 212 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,755 They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now. 213 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,090 Oh, probably. 214 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,217 - Or hell. - Think so. 215 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,472 Okay, well, um... 216 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,893 I should go. But, uh... 217 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,187 thanks for letting me in. 218 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,606 It's no problem. Oh, and um... 219 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:53,320 My thanks you My thanks you egg... 220 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,612 Bitch. 221 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,906 Egg bitch? 222 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,491 What? Is that what I said? 223 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,911 - Was that Punjabi? - Yeah, yeah. I'm... 224 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,664 I'm learning. - Okay, it's really... bad. 225 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,291 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 226 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878 Well, thanks again. 227 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,212 Yeah. 228 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,881 Janat 3000. 229 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,507 Neal 2000. 230 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,930 - Bye. - Bye. 231 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,528 You know? Make him more gay. 232 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,073 Yo, Lucky, I had a quick question about the-- 233 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,700 Lucky, I wanted to... 234 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,370 Sorry, thank you so much, okay, appreciate it. 235 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,246 Yo! Lucky! 236 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,289 Lucky? 237 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,500 Hey, have you guys seen Lucky? 238 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,836 Yo! Lucky, where are you? Yo! 239 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,046 - Hey. - Hey. 240 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,506 Wow! What are you wearing? 241 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424 Uh, I know, it's just... 242 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,927 It's a long story, I'll explain it soon. 243 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,888 Okay. You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but-- 244 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,223 - Yeah, I trust him. - Sure. 245 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,183 Everybody gather round, gather round. 246 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,603 So, thank you for being here. 247 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,938 We are making history! 248 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,484 This is going to be a super smash hit! 249 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,447 Thank you, I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gill. 250 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:23,034 And let me introduce you to our very special guest. 251 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,246 He is the superstar, upcoming megastar. 252 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,873 He dropped everything he needed to do, 253 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,125 just to come here and be a part 254 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,710 of this tiny little film of mine. 255 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,961 I am so glad! 256 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,754 I'm filled with happiness... 257 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,798 So please give it up for... 258 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,299 Sajan! 259 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,093 Oh, yes, yes. 260 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,138 Thank you so much! Thank you so much! 261 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,848 I have a wonderful feeling about this; 262 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,266 you've written such a great script. 263 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,767 I got so much enjoyment reading it, 264 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,228 as soon as I read the first two lines I was like "yes!" 265 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,896 My plane was on the way to Dubai, 266 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,941 we're 25 thousand square feet up, 267 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,527 and I said "No! We're not going to Dubai anymore. 268 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,030 Forget performing for those Sheikhs." 269 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,032 Then I told that pilot "make a u-turn." 270 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,325 "Bring me straight here." 271 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,659 So now I'm here in Toronto 272 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,786 to be a part of this amazing, culture changing movie. 273 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,248 I feel so proud and emotional 274 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,626 that this is going to be our own... 275 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,878 "Back Bone Mountain." 276 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,797 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 277 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,217 So, yes, uh, also introducing... 278 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,761 Jasmeet, the other actor. 279 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,929 Ooh, thank you, thank you, paaji. 280 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,347 So, to kick things up... 281 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,932 Shall we start off with a quick prayer. 282 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517 My good friend, Avtar... 283 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,189 Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru, 284 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,608 please, bless this set. 285 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,693 And all the people on it. 286 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,987 And please forgive us for all the mistakes, 287 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,739 the dirty deeds and stuff that I don't agree with! 288 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,741 But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set. 289 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,159 There's like, a lot of it. 290 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,286 The director went crazy! But like... 291 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,205 You gotta laugh at something, right? 292 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,664 Things happen, right? 293 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,667 Hey, uh, Lucky, I haven't got the script yet. 294 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,210 Just wait two minutes. 295 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,378 Yeah, but I just wanna-- 296 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,879 Can you just shut up for two minutes. 297 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,464 Prayers are happening. 298 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,799 Continue. 299 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,050 And Waheguru, 300 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,426 thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio. 301 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:09,474 Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Avtar, buddy. 302 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,137 Mummy, do you watch Pakistani dramas? 303 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,221 Oh, forget it! 304 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,431 I don't watch that kind of garbage. 305 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,057 No, they're really exciting, trust me! 306 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,600 You need to try and watch it at least once. 307 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,228 That stuff is there to ruin the minds of people with free time. 308 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,524 Then when the family breaks up they ask what happened. 309 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,529 Hello? Hey sister! 310 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,739 How are you? 311 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,032 I'm fine. 312 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,617 I've arrived but the flight was very long. 313 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,079 I haven't even seen my grandchildren yet. 314 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,623 They're out busy building their lives. 315 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,336 Maanvi? God knows what she is up to. 316 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,671 She's out here getting pushed around in the streets. 317 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,924 Sometimes she goes to Asia, sometimes Europe. 318 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,260 No, no, her marriage got broken off. 319 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,220 It's such a shame. 320 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,557 And Jasmeet? It's not like he's married yet either. 321 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,101 No, he moved downtown. 322 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,853 I don't know why he doesn't live at home. 323 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,813 Their house looks pretty good to me! 324 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,649 Yes, everyone else is okay too. 325 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,404 You know, she hired someone to make roti for her 326 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,658 so she can have some free time to watch TV. 327 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,412 Oh, well, let's move on - what's it to us anyway? 328 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,334 Okay, so this very first scene, 329 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,086 you guys gonna love it. 330 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,837 It's with the marriage auditor! 331 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,674 Ah, he's going to interview our lovely couple. 332 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,468 And, you know, they have to prove him 333 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,054 that they are in "real relationship". 334 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,392 So what's the best way to do that? Anybody! 335 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,309 Huh? 336 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,061 By showing marriage certificate? 337 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,854 No, no, you idiot. 338 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,190 Instead, by... 339 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,984 kissing each other! Much funnier, isn't it? 340 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,362 It's just like Brokeback Mountain! 341 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,488 Brilliant! 342 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,614 Oh, thank you, thank you. 343 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,200 God has given me such a brilliant mind. 344 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,327 - Dude, what the fuck? - I don't know, man, 345 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,787 they switched it up on me last minute. 346 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,038 Oh, and uh... 347 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:41,209 I really wanna thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea! 348 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,130 He purposely wrote that scene just so he could kiss me! 349 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,132 Go get ready and get your makeup done! 350 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383 Why are you standing here? 351 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:52,887 Okay, everyone on your marks, let's get going. 352 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,225 Ooh. 353 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,188 Hey, look, man. Is this weird? 354 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,024 Who're we really laughing at here, you know? 355 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,317 Oh. A laugh is a laugh, my friend. 356 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,278 You should learn to laugh too. You're always serious. 357 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,905 Yeah, go ahead and set that there. 358 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,574 Okay, well... 359 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,076 Can we get an intimacy coordinator at least? You know? 360 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,244 A what? 361 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,746 You know how on sets, they have, like, 362 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,415 a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable 363 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,542 and everything's consensual? Like, isn't that a thing? 364 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,753 Bro, we're not making porn. 365 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,129 It's just a small kiss! 366 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,714 Where am I supposed to find a white woman 367 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,965 to tell you how to kiss? 368 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,426 Mm, can you bring the lips here? 369 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,886 Can you bring the lips here? 370 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,889 Are you guys comfortable? You want me to hold your hand? 371 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683 It's not like that, man. 372 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,602 Why are you always stressing me out man? 373 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,270 Making everything so complicated. 374 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,730 I'm not making it complicated, bro, 375 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,857 I'm just saying we should think about what we are doing! 376 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:49,402 Oh, you are just pretending... to pretend to be gay. 377 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,363 Bro, you're not actually gay. 378 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,031 Again, that's not what I'm nervous about-- 379 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,366 Oh, relax! 380 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,742 Just relax. Somebody get him some water. 381 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,661 You drank coffee, right? Go brush your teeth! Go! 382 00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,330 Think about Sajan, he's such a big star! 383 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,875 And why are you standing here? Get to work! 384 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,797 I'm trying to get to the director, man. 385 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,258 I didn't mean for it to be like this. 386 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,260 Yeah. It'd be weird if you did. 387 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,013 Okay, but maybe this is a good thing. 388 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,807 Like, think about it. It's like, 389 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,684 pushing the culture forward in its own weird way. 390 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,354 Start a dialogue, make it more palatable... 391 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,481 Or maybe it's just because 392 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,191 Navi will do anything to get paid. 393 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,610 Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy. 394 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,278 Yeah, but he's getting me paid! 395 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,200 I'll keep working on how to fix this, okay? 396 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,412 Okay, man. Whatever. I'm gonna go hit my vape. 397 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,250 Hurry up, man, I'm getting light on me. 398 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,169 Get ahead of me. Walk side by side. 399 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,921 Or I'll fire your ass. 400 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,765 Supinder? 401 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,934 What are you doing sitting in the tub? 402 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,977 What happened? 403 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,353 Please, you have to help me! 404 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,647 Mummy-ji is ruining the vibe of the whole house. 405 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,399 She doesn't like my cooking, 406 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,776 and she's taking over the whole living room. 407 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,404 She won't even let me watch my dramas. 408 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,615 Okay, I'll talk to her. 409 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,414 Here, let's get you out. 410 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,677 Man, this is crazy. 411 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,097 My wife is here and even my mother is here! 412 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,682 Any of your family here? 413 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,018 Uh, just some of my friends came. 414 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,811 Yeah. - Nice. 415 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,522 But, I'm nervous about doing this movie 416 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,857 considering our culture. 417 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,776 I would never let them come see this scene. 418 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,402 That's why I had them wait outside. 419 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,820 Why's that? 420 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,281 The disgrace they would experience if they saw... 421 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,949 a boy kissing another boy. 422 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,371 I mean we both know it's part of the job but... 423 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,622 Bro, some things, 424 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,499 sometimes you need to hide things, you know? 425 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,001 Not everything needs to be shown. 426 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,545 Don't you think, like, 427 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,547 bringing them on set, and like exposing them 428 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716 to something like this will open up their minds? 429 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,219 Oh, paaji. Expose? 430 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,390 The only thing it'll expose is their broken little hearts. 431 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:29,062 They tried watching Glee and even that didn't help. 432 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,316 Bro, one very important thing... 433 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,567 My India data pack is finished. 434 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,820 Can you give me the wi-fi password? 435 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,197 Enter it in, paaji. 436 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,907 Hello? Paaji? 437 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,662 Well, having a marriage certificate 438 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,124 and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy, 439 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,876 but I'm going to need proof. 440 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,422 Or your PR status will be revoked. 441 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,760 Well, what kind of proof you need? 442 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,513 Simple. 443 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,766 Kiss your husband. 444 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,520 That's it? 445 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,439 - Yep. - Oh, no. 446 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,695 Begin! 447 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,116 Shouldn't be so hard if you're married, 448 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,617 like you said you are. 449 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,623 Do it. Do it... 450 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,754 The disgrace they would experience if they saw... 451 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,298 a boy kissing another boy. 452 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,591 Do it. 453 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,720 You're going to be a big star, huge star! 454 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:49,267 Are they really the people to tell this story? 455 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,518 He knows what he's doing! 456 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228 He knows how to make a smash hit! 457 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,232 Mmm. Delicious. 458 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:03,156 Oh, he's your brother, man! Give your little brother a kiss! 459 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,908 Come on! Come on, man! 460 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,369 We have to do this. 461 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,120 Citizenship. - Yeah, yeah. 462 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,833 I can do this. That's it, that's it... 463 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:15,960 Hey, yo! 464 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,589 Which penchod is interrupting my shoot?! 465 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,424 The fuck is going on? 466 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,842 Dude, shut up. Shh. 467 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,428 Lucky, can I take five? Please? Can we just take five? 468 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,347 Okay, take five. Please reset! 469 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:29,849 Umbrella! 470 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,559 We'll get you your goddamn umbrella! 471 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,353 Umbrella, umbrella... always umbrella. 472 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,855 Sorry, man, I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude. 473 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,108 - Why? Are you homophobic? - Nah, man. 474 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,944 I just feel weird seeing Jasmeet kiss, period. 475 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,362 Girl, guy, anyone! 476 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,364 It's like my younger bro, I don't wanna see that shit, 477 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,282 it's gross! - I thought it was great. 478 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,160 I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene. 479 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,912 You were, like... pale, 480 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,872 and you looked like you were gonna shit or vomit. 481 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,874 It was, like... it was real. 482 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,127 Yeah, it was a little too real. 483 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,044 Acting. 484 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,171 Sure you weren't actually nervous? 485 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,881 I mean, he is straight. 486 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,051 Sexuality's a spectrum, I think everyone's a little gay. 487 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,221 Yeah right! You guys crazy! 488 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,472 Typical. 489 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,683 Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality? 490 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,561 That's... that's really good for the community, right? 491 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,563 Look, if you feel weird about this, 492 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,232 then I think you should maybe not do this movie 493 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,443 and just go and work on yourself, you know? 494 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,904 Nah, nah. Jasmeet is doing this movie. 495 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,698 If anyone has a problem with this, 496 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:27,907 there's the fucking door! 497 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,743 "Anyone" as in an actual queer person? 498 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,286 You know, I had to bend over backwards 499 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,788 like 40 different ways to pull this off? Boss. 500 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,041 This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab. 501 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,918 Did these guys even consult an actual queer person? 502 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,003 Seriously. 503 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,631 Let's get back to work! Okay, come on! 504 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,091 Your five minutes aren't up yet? 505 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,676 Everyone else is back. 506 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,220 Hey! Look. 507 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,264 I really think that you should reconsider this, okay? 508 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,024 Oh, shit! 509 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,192 What the fuck? 510 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:05,028 Uh... yo, I spilled something on my shirt. 511 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,529 I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe. 512 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,281 Are you serious? 513 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,491 Are you gonna work? 514 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,326 Go change your shirt! 515 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,203 Umbrella boy, get over there! 516 00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:15,997 Barely any budget. 517 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,625 and they keep messing up my shirts. 518 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,378 Sorry, man, I just... yeah. 519 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,004 What's the point of saying sorry, 520 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,839 these guys aren't going to do anything different. 521 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,633 Same thing over and over again, 522 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,468 copying 30 year old Hollywood movies. 523 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,137 They don't want to do anything different. 524 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,972 I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up too. 525 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,015 Why are you working in this industry? 526 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,308 Why don't you go to Hollywood? 527 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,729 Kid... 528 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,356 This is your job. 529 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,524 That's your job, man. 530 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,359 I don't even know what are you doing here. 531 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,820 Everything your Sri Lankan friend said? 532 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,697 I think she was right. 533 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,033 You can't break out of the box this way. 534 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,619 You have to try something new, 535 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,997 and you can do that. 536 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,415 So why don't you? 537 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,667 I don't know, man, I'm like... 538 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,502 I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man, 539 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,170 isn't that the whole point? 540 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,964 For thirty years, 541 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,674 "Look at his clothes!" 542 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,509 "Look what he did to his hair! He looks silly!" 543 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,094 The day the culture goes away, 544 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,804 that's when you're gonna do something? 545 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:13,972 My mentor used to say... 546 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,892 "Don't mind anyone else. Like a river, carve your own way." 547 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,562 Make your own path, man. The people follow you. 548 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,439 Don't follow people. 549 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,441 You were born in both worlds, man. 550 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,567 You got a chance! 551 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,694 Go show off your swag, playa! 552 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,112 Take this. 553 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,156 And one more thing... 554 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,199 You were born ready, like me. 555 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,191 Mama? 556 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,485 Come, I can take you to your room downstairs 557 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,236 so you can sleep peacefully. 558 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,989 You're trying to put me in the ground like Jogi? 559 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,240 I'm fine right where I am. 560 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,203 You can take Maanvi's room upstairs if you like. 561 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,499 No peace in this house. 562 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,879 Here, upstairs, this first room on the left is yours. 563 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,514 Yes, Mama, the room on the left. 564 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,935 Yes, yes. 565 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:47,524 Mama, it's this one on the left! The one on the left! 566 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,363 Mama, this is our bedroom! 567 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,859 Don't worry, man. I get it done, don't worry. 568 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,736 Yo. Let me call you back. 569 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,821 Yo, why aren't you changed yet? 570 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,490 Yeah. I did some thinking and, uh... 571 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:40,577 I'm not gonna lie, man, I can't do this movie. I quit. 572 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,245 What? Excuse-fucking-me? 573 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:44,330 Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man. 574 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,206 There's no integrity. 575 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,666 I don't know what the intentions are. 576 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,210 Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro. 577 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,420 I-I'm done! 578 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,922 Look man, you've been continuously screwing me over. 579 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,759 Late with the brand videos? Giving me attitude? 580 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:56,885 Cockblocking me? 581 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,595 I need you to do this film! 582 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,513 How else am I supposed to feed my family? 583 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,474 Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue. 584 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:07,187 Don't mess with a man and his meal, Jasmeet! 585 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,690 I'm warning you! Don't fuck up a good thing here! 586 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,901 Yo! Look what I found for you! 587 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,028 You should wear this one in the next scene. 588 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,780 Ah penchod, you're still not ready yet? 589 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:17,947 Bro, can you get him ready? 590 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,491 Bro, I gotta find out. 591 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,117 Where'd he go off and die? 592 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,579 Don't worry about it, man, 'cause... I quit. 593 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,873 Quit? After all these costs?! 594 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:27,999 And you? 595 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,043 You're fired. 596 00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,046 You know what? I don't need you, Jasmeet. 597 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,255 I'll find 100 of you! 598 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,424 In a second, man. In a second! 599 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,139 Yo! I quit too. 600 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,727 I'm going to Hollywood, baby. 601 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,062 Jasmeet? 602 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:50,689 Man, let's go. 603 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:53,233 Let's go link up with Quentin Tarantino. 604 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,318 Who's gonna dress our star? 605 00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:56,277 Let's go, man. 606 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:59,030 We gotta stop messing around with Desi's. 607 00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:01,658 Let's ride. 608 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,746 Do you act? 609 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:07,789 The fuck? 610 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,334 Bro, trust me. This is going to be a huge film. 611 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:55,045 Subtitling: difuze