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今天我們聚在這裏 We come together today...
在這樣黑暗的時刻 In dark times such as these,
我們都要記住 we must all remember
要向主 尋求指引 to look to the Lord for guidance.
將自己 交給上帝 Submit yourselves, then, to God.
阿門 Amen.
抵抗魔鬼 Resist the Devil...
他便會逃離你 and he will flee from you.
我滿懷遺憾地說 I regret to say
我親身體會過撒旦的厲害 I know the powers of Satan firsthand.
我們的親生女兒被 Our very own daughter was taken
變態和騙子誘拐 by perverts and swindlers
墮入了罪惡的深淵 and let fall into a world of sin.
治安官？ Sheriff?
我希望... I hope...
你得過來看看 You ought to come take a look at this.
上帝啊 My God.
你悠著點兒 好嗎？ Go easy on that stuff, will ya?
你聽過那句話 好東西吃太多了... You know what they say about too much of a good thing...
24小時前
給我甜一口 Give me some sugar.
你真是特別 You're special.
外面沒有和你一樣的人 There ain't nobody else out there like you.
好了 趕快吧 Now giddyup.
時間就是金錢 大家都在等呢 Time is money. Everybody is waiting.
你他媽就是個性感符號 You're a fucking sex symbol.
德州 休斯頓
♪ In the summertime
♪ When the weather is hot
♪ You can stretch right up and touch the sky
♪ When the weather's fine
♪ You got women You got women on your mind
♪ Have a drink, have a drive
♪ Go out and see what you can find
♪ If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal
♪ If her daddy's poor Just do what you feel
♪ Speed along the Lane
♪ Do a turn or return the twenty-five
♪ When the sun goes down
♪ You can make it Make it good and really fine
♪ We're not bad people
♪ We're not dirty We're not mean
♪ We love everybody But we do as we please
♪ When the weather's fine
♪ We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
♪ We're always happy
♪ Life's for livin', yeah That's our philosophy ♪
美國 需要耶稣 America needs Jesus...
瑪克欣 Maxine.
“農場主的女兒們” "The Farmer's Daughters."
我靠 你看 我在這兒呢 Oh, hot damn. Look-it, there I am.
好萊塢 我們來了 Hollywood, here we come.
不 女士 我們不需要好萊塢 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood.
這種電影會把普通人變成明星 These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars.
我們全憑自己 We're gonna do it all ourselves.
-是不是 RJ? -沒錯 先生 - Ain't that right, RJ? - Yes, sir.
終于 有給我們公平竟爭的環境了 Finally, a level playing field for people like us.
我不知道诶 韋恩 I don't know, Wayne.
感覺和你說的“裸上身洗車”很像呢 Sounds an awful lot like what you said about The Topless Carwash.
記得不？ You remember that?
是啊 要不是稅務局對我有私人恩怨 Yeah. And had the IRS not had a goddamn personal vendetta against me,
肯定能圓滿進行的 that would've panned out beautifully.
你知道我一向敢拼 Well, you know I'm always game.
我的美國夢可不是瞎做的 My American Dream is not unreasonable.
我只想要一套全款買的房子 有個大泳池 I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool,
讓我能兩腿一翹 漂在上面 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze
曬曬我這倆小寶貝兒 and tan these titties.
怎麽了？我拿到了一手好牌 What? I was dealt a good hand.
人們花大價錢來欣賞上帝賜予我的 People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me.
不好好照顧 可是作孽啊 Be a sin not to take care of 'em.
是啊 當然 Yes, it sure would.
你呢 瑪克欣 你的美國夢是什麽？ What about you, Maxine? What's your American Dream?
抓緊時間 我們不在這兒久留 Hurry it up, we aren't gonna be long in there.
我從大學找來的這個孩子 If this kid I picked up from the university
要是真能像他說的那麽能耐 can put it together like he says,
咱們受苦的日子 或許很快就能結束 our days of struggling may soon be over.
我們只要能賺“黛比上達拉斯”一半的錢 We do even half the numbers of Debbie Does Dallas,
我就徹底擺脫赤字了 I'm outta the red for good.
-靠 那我們就一禮拜拍一部 -耐心親愛的 - Hell, let's make a picture a week, then. - Patience, darlin'.
我都耐心一輩子了 I've been being patient my whole life.
耐心的關鍵就是這個嘛 Well, that's the thing about being patient.
-我要出名 韋恩 -嗯哼 - I need to be famous, Wayne. - Mmm-hmm.
我准備過上流生活了 I'm ready for the high life.
我受夠了總是得不到自己想要的東西 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want.
你幫我讓那些傻帽在外面排隊 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there,
我保證讓你要啥有啥 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires.
你最好是 我不想再提心吊膽了 韋恩 You better have. I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne.
我配得上好東西 我有“時尚雜志”的品味 I deserve nice things. I have Cosmopolitan taste.
-我還不知道嗎 -我認真的 - Don't I know it. - I mean it.
我要全世界都知道我的名字 I want the whole world to know my name.
就像琳達·卡特還是誰的 Like Lynda Carter or some shit.
嘿 等他們看到你的本事 只要是活人 Hey, everyone with a pulse is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine Minx
都想要得到瑪克欣·明克斯的 知道爲什麽嗎？ once they see what you can do. You know why?
-爲什麽？ -因爲你擁有那個“X元素” - Why? - 'Cause you got that X factor.
對極了 Fuckin'-A-right.
好了 去那邊給我們拿點兒神奇面包去 神奇女俠 Now, mosey on over there and grab us some Wonder Bread, Wonder Woman.
我不喜歡他女朋友 I don't like his girlfriend.
誰的女朋友你都不喜歡 You don't like anybody's girlfriend.
她都不怎麽說話 就盯著大家看 She hardly says a word. She just stares at everyone.
她害羞嘛 Well, she's shy.
估計是以前沒見過咱這樣的人 Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before.
被人盯著看 我就後背發涼 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies.
那你要拍電影的話 最好習慣這一點 Better get used to that if you're gonna be in the movies.
你的小男朋友很可愛 Your little boyfriend is cute.
他所有電影 你都幫忙？ You help him with all his films?
有時候 是 Sometimes, yeah.
那是你男朋友嗎？ Is that your boyfriend?
有時候 是 Sometimes, yeah.
嘿 你拍電影怎麽能完全不按順序呢？ Hey, how come you don't gotta film none of this in order?
等到都拍完了 Well, once I have it all in the can,
我可以隨意重新剪輯 I can rearrange it however I want.
真假 No shit.
我其實想多嘗試一下電影的剪輯 I actually intend on experimenting a lot with the film's editing.
賦予一種前衛先鋒的感覺 Giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde,
就像他們法國拍電影那樣那樣 很經典 like they're doing in France. It's classier that way.
而且這也是掩蓋低成本的好辦法 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget.
好 我們開始吧 All right, let's slate it.
打板 And hit it.
好 現在把她加滿 All right, go ahead and fill her up.
知道嗎 你把攝像機斜著 You know, if you tilt the camera up
往下拍噴嘴 from the nozzle...
看著就像他在用自己的老二 it'll look like he's using his cock.
看到沒？我也有好品味 See? I got good sense, too.
咱怎麽不能在休斯頓拍呢？ How come we couldn't do any of this filming in Houston?
不是有挺多農場的？ Ain't they got plenty of farms?
這個縣漲了地稅 Well, this county raised property taxes,
一點現金就能在這兒派上大用場 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here.
大多數老年人都競爭不過重型機械了 Most older folks can't compete with the bigger outfits no more.
想賺錢的 可不只有咱 Now, we're not the only ones trying to make a buck.
綁架者 謀殺者性魔 Kidnappers, murderers, sex fiends...
都是這個社會日漸世俗的結果... All the result of our increasingly secular society...
再說 這種東西 Besides, it ain't exactly something
可不是我想在這兒廣而告之的 I wanna advertise around town.
你也知道人們都是“談性色變” You know how some people can get when it comes to sex.
不要忘記在索多瑪和蛾摩拉發生的事 Remember what happened in Sodom and Gomorrah.
-咱需要的都搞定了？ -搞定 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it.
真心感謝你的幫助 Thanks to help from yours truly.
-給我買煙了？ -買了 他媽的 - Got my smokes? - Yes. God damn.
我就是問問 嘿 如果我要爲你做愛 I'm just askin'. Hey, if I'm gonna be having sex for you,
我需要香煙的 I'm gonna need cigarettes.
劇本怎麽樣？ How's the script?
不知道 還行吧 I don't know. It's all right.
重要嗎？ Does it matter?
嘿 我可不想戴著安全帽討生活 你呢？ Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat to make a livin', do you?
不想 No.
那你就不要讓我的投資水准降低 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe of my investments.
消極只會帶來消極結果 Negativity attracts negative results.
“雲斯頓”？你知道我只抽“老金”的 Winstons? You know I only smoke Old Golds.
他們只有這個 鮑比琳 All they had, Bobby-Lynne.
夠了 我要打給經紀人 That's it. I'm calling my agent.
你他媽趕緊上車 Just get back in the dang Van.
離經叛道者已經潛伏在我們中間 The deviants are already amongst us,
等待著我們的子女 waiting for our sons and daughters.
因此 要留心眼前的預警 及時悔改 So, heed dire warnings, and repent before it is too late.
他或許是一位寬容的上帝 He may be a forgiving God,
但每個人都有自己的極限 but every man has got his limits.
肯定是有嚴重車禍 Must be a bad wreck.
-怎麽了？ -別看 - What is it? - Oh, don't look.
我討厭血和內髒 I hate blood and guts.
你還以爲自己逃離了屠宰場 Just when you thought you'd escaped the slaughterhouse.
是啊 Yeah.
這裏就是了 我們自己的外景影棚 This is it. Our own studio backlot.
謝天謝地 我都發情了 Thank goodness. I'm horny.
-你成天發情 -不也不總是 - You're always horny. - No, not always.
完美 It's perfect.
真的能增加很多制作水准 It's really gonna add a lot of production value.
你們在這兒等 我去迅速處理一下公事 Y'all stay put while I go and handle business right quick.
我答應幫你拍電影的時候 可沒想到是這樣 This wasn't I had in mind when I agreed to help out on your film.
-總得有個開始吧 洛琳 -RJ 這是色情片 - Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine. - RJ, it's smut.
你什麽時候這麽正經了？ When did you become such a prude?
我不是 I'm not.
我就是不明白 你爲什麽要接這個 I just don't understand why you're doing all this.
因爲有可能拍出一部優秀的色情電影 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie.
誰啊？ Who's that?
你好 先生 我是韋恩·蓋勒羅利 我們通過電話 Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy. We spoke on the telephone.
霍華德 對吧？ Howard, right?
你是縣裏來的？ You from the county?
這裏是私人地界 This here's private property.
你沒看到路盡頭的招牌嗎？ Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive?
別激動 夥計 Oh, easy, partner.
有點不對勁 Somethin's wrong.
你說啥呢？ What'chu talkin' 'bout?
你們這是擅闖 法律規定我可以開槍的 You're trespassing. The law says I can shoot.
長官 我不是縣裏來的 Sir, I ain't from the county.
我是從休斯頓來的 I'm from Houston.
我們周二通過電話 記得嗎？ We spoke on Tuesday. You remember?
關于你家的招待所 About y'all's boarding house.
噢 對啊 Oh, that's right.
你在找住的地方 You're looking for a place to stay.
遇到陌生人 可不能掉以輕心 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers.
-你可是讓我很緊張 -都沒上子彈 - You had me pretty nervous there. - It ain't even loaded.
大多時候 我們只需要拿出來比劃兩下 Most of the times, just wavin' it around is all it takes.
是啊 先生 Oh, yes, sir.
我手套箱裏也放著一樣的家夥 I keep the same thing in my glove box.
哇哦 真是個醜八怪 Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch.
怎麽了？ What?
他就是 He is.
你這兒地方可夠大的 Hell of a spread you got here.
我們喜歡 We like it.
你還好嗎 老人家？ You all right there, old-timer?
我沒事 I'm fine.
-挺寒酸的 -很漂亮啊 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous.
這房子是內戰時 給士兵們住的 Building was for soldiers during the Civil War.
不過他們從沒見過任何大動作 They never saw any action though.
那你呢？ What about you?
你當過兵？ You serve?
我平足 Flat feet.
我當過 去過兩趟南越 I did. Two tours in South Vietnam.
這輩子真是受夠被農場主用槍指著了 Had enough farmers tryin' to shoot me for one lifetime.
懂我意思嗎 老爹？ Know what I mean, Pops? Oorah.
注意點兒 老霍 Oh, careful, Howie.
靠 你盯著的可是我將來的未婚妻啊 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee you're eyeballin' there.
是不是有陣子沒見過這麽美好的事物了？ Been a while since you seen anythin' that nice?
我不記得你有說過 會帶別的人來 I don't recall you mentioning you'd bringing all these others.
這個事兒嘛 你瞧 你的廣告說是30不過呢 Now, about that... See, your ad said $30, but...
我多加點錢 大家都高興 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal.
希望沒問題 I hope that's okay.
恐怕我不喜歡你 韋恩 I don't think I like you, Wayne.
事實上 In fact,
你們的樣子 我都不喜歡 I don't much like the looks of none of y'all.
聽著 我太太就在隔壁 Now, my wife is next door,
所以我會很感激你們動靜小一點 so I would appreciate a little discretion.
我跟你保證 I give you my word.
你們都不會發覺我們在這兒 You won't even know we're here.
真是一場精彩的談判 That was some stellar negotiating.
你確實有做生意的本領 You really do have a knack for business.
你再廢話 白毛女 You keep jawin', towhead,
我就讓你一個月不能跳主角 I'll pull you off the main stage for a month.
可是那樣的話 親愛的 你也賺不到錢了呀 Oh, but then, honey, you won't make no money neither.
你怎麽能讓他這麽說我們 啥也不做？ How could you just stand there and let him talk about us like that?
冷靜 沒必要添油加醋 Oh, calm down. Ain't no need to harsh the mellow.
又無妨 他這麽大歲數了 It's harmless. He's just old.
估計你出生前 他的鳥就硬不起來了 His pecker ain't probably been hard since before you were born.
我也會討厭咱這種人的 I'd hate people like us then, too.
他不知道我們是幹嘛的 對吧？ He don't know what we're doing, does he?
教堂小老鼠 你會說話啊 So, church mouse, you do speak.
不知道 No.
他當然不知道 He sure doesn't.
我也不打算讓他知道 And I intend to keep it that way.
聽著 我不想讓那老家夥犯心髒病 Now, I don't wanna give the old codger a heart attack.
你們呢？ Would you?
求原諒好過求許可 It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
懂我意思嗎？ You know what I mean?
好了 別胡說八道了 All right. That's enough jabberin'.
我想是時候直入主題 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase
給大家他們想要看的東西了 and we give the people what they wanna see.
你們說呢？ What do you say?
總算！ Fucking finally!
好 現在...把她翻過去 Okay. Now... Now flip her over.
好 幹我 Oh, yeah. Fuck me.
操 - Yeah. - Fuck.
非常好 稍微把頭擡一點 That's great. Just scooch your chin up for me.
好 現在慢下來 All right, now slow it all down.
-我要看到激情 -嘿孩子 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid.
不如你就好好端著攝像機 幹你的活兒 How about you just point the camera and stay in your Lane.
體力活兒交給我 Let me do the screwing here.
天啊 Oh, my God.
聽著 我對拍電影是一竅不通 Now, I may not know shit from Shinola when it comes to filmmaking,
但我很肯定有人搶著要看 but I know for damn sure people are gonna
我剛才在裏面看到的東西 wanna see what I just saw in there.
那是因爲 我沒有把它當成色情片 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treatin' it like pornography,
而是電影藝術 but as cinema.
這正是其他成人電影所缺少的 That's what these other adult films are lackin'.
不管你是怎麽做的 你都給我繼續保持 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it.
等人們看到了 眼珠子都得跳出來 People's eyes are gonna pop out of their damn skulls when they see this.
咱們要發財了 摸摸我的老二有多硬 We're gonna be rich. Feel how hard my cock is.
抱歉 寶貝 Oh, sorry, baby.
別跟那兒站著 一副洋洋得意的樣子 Don't be standing there like you're all proud of yourself.
我生來就是幹這一行的 I was born for this line of work.
你啥都沒幹 笨蛋 Uh. You didn't do nothin', dummy.
這叫演戲 It's called actin'.
你是不錯 可也沒那麽好 You good, but you ain't that good.
快幹我 你把人家弄得好濕啊 Fuck my pussy.
快幹我 你把人家弄得好濕啊 Oh, you make me so wet.
天啊 你好大 Oh, my God, you're so big.
哎喲 別悶悶不樂的 Aw, don't look so glum.
你做得挺好 過來 You did just fine. Come here.
我想我愛你 I think I love you.
保佑你 Bless your heart.
開拍！ And action!
抱歉打擾你 女士 Sorry to bother you, ma'am,
但是我的車在高速公路上抛錨了 but my Van broke down on the highway back yonder,
我希望能借用下你的電話打給救援 and I was hopin' I could use y'all's phone to call for help.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
恐怕我們沒有電話 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone,
但我爸很快就回來了 but my daddy will be home soon,
我相信他可以送你進城的 and I'm sure he could give you a lift to town.
你要不要進來？ Would you like to come inside?
非常感謝 Much obliged.
你好？ Hello?
檸檬水？ Lemonade?
外面太熱了 Sure is hot out there.
-你肯定渴壞了 -是啊 女士 - You must be awful thirsty. - Yes, ma'am.
味道不錯 It's got a good taste.
我該回去了 I should probably get back now.
男朋友找不到我 就會念個沒完 所以... My boyfriend gets real fussy when he don't know where I'm at, so...
趁著爸爸還沒回來 跟我來 Come with me before Daddy gets home.
我也曾年輕過 I was young once, too.
這是一戰前拍的 It was taken right before the first war.
不管你信不信 我的霍華德兩次都參加了 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both.
他在戰壕和奧馬哈海灘活了下來 He survived the trenches and Omaha Beach.
當年沒有什麽事 是他不肯爲我做的 There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then.
這就是“美的力量” That's the power of beauty.
年輕時 我曾是個舞者 I was a dancer in those early years.
可後來打仗了 所以... But then the war came, so...
人生不是每件事 都能如你所願 Not everything in life turns out how you expect.
如此特別的一張臉 Such a special face.
真美 Beautiful.
你看 Look.
我不知道我是怎麽了 I don't know what's come over me.
我從沒有過這種感覺 I've never quite felt like this before.
如果被爸爸發現 If Daddy catches us,
真不知道他會做出什麽來 there's no telling what he might do.
你做什麽？ What are you doing?
你該走了 You should go.
這是我們的秘密 It will be our secret.
什麽？ What will?
當心？ Watch out!
-我到處找你！ -抱歉 - I've been looking everywhere for you! - Sorry.
那孩子說 光線就要沒了 The kid says we're gonna lose the light!
趕緊的吧 動作快 Well, come on now, chop-chop.
你不夠好 打起精神來 You're not good. Bluff it.
你就是個性感符號 You're a fucking sex symbol.
我不接受配不上我的生活 I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
准備好了？ Are you ready?
我們開工吧 Let's go to work.
警報解除 Coast is clear.
-好 -聲音准備 - Right... - Sound speed.
好 開機 Okay, we're rollin'.
“農場主的女兒”第一鏡 Farmer's Daughter, take one.
開始 Action.
我在找這裏的農場主 I'm looking for the owner of this farm.
他女兒說在這兒能找到他 His daughter said I could find him in here.
-你肯定是和我姐聊過了 -姐？ - You must have been talking to my sister. - Sister?
-她沒提過你 -不意外 - She didn't mention you. - Not surprised.
她總是嫉妒我 She's always been jealous.
我年輕 備受矚目 I'm younger, get all the attention.
爸爸不讓她離開農場了 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore.
他保護欲很強 He's very protective.
我是希望 Well, I was hopin' he could give me a ride
他能在天黑前 送我回城裏 back to town before it got dark.
我們不該打擾他 We shouldn't disturb him.
那樣只會惹他生氣 It would only make him angry.
你可不想見到爸爸生氣的樣子 You wouldn't like Daddy when he's angry.
我可以送你 I could give you a ride.
我們聊過的 We talked about this.
霍華德？ Howard?
拜托 Please.
你知道我不能 You know I can't.
我的心... My heart...
♪ They're gonna put me in the movies
♪ They're gonna make a big star out of me
♪ They'll make a film about a girl
♪ Who's sad and lonely
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪
你剛才太棒了 You were amazing out there.
現在我知道韋恩爲何爲了你離開他老婆了 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you.
我也是 So do I.
-說話注意 -早說過她可不一般 - Careful. - Told y'all she was somethin' special.
X元素 X factor.
謝謝 寶貝 Thanks, baby.
-你看什麽呢？ -別這樣 - What are you looking at? - Wait, come on now.
不 韋恩 有人教過你不要盯著人看嗎？ No, Wayne. Anybody ever teach you not to stare?
沒禮貌 It's rude.
-你到底有沒有話跟我說？ -沒 - You got somethin' to say to me or what? - No.
-不過我是有個問題 -你看 她就是感興趣 - Well, I do have a question. - See, she's interested, is all.
你有什麽疑惑 小老鼠？ What's on your mind, church mouse?
看她跟他做 不覺得奇怪嗎？ Isn't it strange watching her doin' it with him?
這是生意 It's just business.
只要機器在拍 As long as the camera is runnin'.
-所以有攝像機 情況就不同了？ -沒錯 - So the camera changes things? - That's right.
這不是真實人生 瑞恩 只是拍電影 It's not real life, Raine. It's just a movie.
我知道 I know that.
就是說說 Just sayin'.
-那愛呢？ -愛怎麽了？ - What about love? - What about love?
你不相信愛嗎？ Well, don't y'all believe in it?
我們當然相信愛 Of course we believe in love.
你怎麽能愛一個人 還跟別的人做愛呢？ How can you love someone and still be with other people?
你是覺得我們沒道德什麽的 是這意思吧？ You think we don't have no morals or somethin', is that it?
不 不 我只是... No. No, I just...
聽我一句 讓過時的傳統 去操控 Take it from me, letting outdated traditions
你的人生 只會讓你一事無成 control how you live your life will get you nowhere.
我不了解你 I don't know about you, but I got
但我有比老家 更好的地方去 better places to be than where I came from.
-同意 -再說了 不就是做愛嘛 - Amen to that. - And besides, it's just sex.
你可以決定自己想愛誰 而不是你想幹誰 You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw.
“吸引”不是我們能控制的 Attraction's out of our control.
把感情封閉在心裏 是不健康的 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside.
我可是看到你偷摸盯著傑克森看呢 I seen you sneaking a few long peeks at Jackson over here.
-不 我...我沒有看... -沒關系的 - No, I... I wasn't looking... - It's okay.
-他不介意 -她說得對 - He don't mind none. - She's right.
我不介意 I don't mind.
-無意冒犯 -每個人都喜歡性愛 - No offense. - Everybody likes sex.
這是令人愉快的事兒 我們只是害怕承認罷了 It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it.
彎的 直的 黑的 白的 Queer, straight, Black, white...
就跟跳迪斯科一樣 知道爲什麽嗎？ It's all disco.
因爲有天 我們都會老到幹不動 You know why? Because one day, we're gonna be too old to fuck.
-要我說 人生苦短啊 -收到 - And life's too short, if you ask me. - Roger that.
真相就是 我們令人興奮 The fact of the truth of the matter is, we turn folks on.
-這令他們害怕 -他們又沒法不看 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither.
對極了 我們就像是性感的車禍現場 That's right. We're like a foxy car wreck.
所以我知道這個新的家庭錄像市場 即將爆發 Which is how I know that this new home video market is set to explode.
終于 人們可以在自己私密的家中 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire
看他們渴望的東西 不怕被人指指點點 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgment.
我們要快人一步 滿足他們 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else.
色情片 不再是變態們的專屬 Porn ain't only gonna be for perverts no more.
爲變態們幹杯 Toast to the perverts.
他們幫咱還了多少年的債啊 They've been payin' our bills for years.
說得好 敬變態們！ Hear, hear! To the perverts!
敬奢靡的生活 To livin' a life of excess,
永遠年輕 快樂 直到我們死的那一天 being young and having fun till the day we die.
敬獨立電影的力量 To the power of independent cinema.
過上我們自己的生活 To living life on our own terms.
永遠都不接受那些自以爲是的反對者說的話 And never accepting what self-righteous naysayers have to say.
說得好 Right on.
我不知道這些我是否全都認同 I don't know if I agree with all of that,
但我確實喜歡今天看到的東西 but I did like what I saw today.
-本來以爲我不會 但我真的喜歡 -幹一個 - I didn't think I would, but I did. - Cheers to that.
-准備好了？ -是的 - You ready? - Yeah.
♪ I took my love I took it down
♪ I climbed a mountain and I turned around
♪ And I saw my reflection
♪ In the snow-covered hills
♪ Till the landslide brought me down
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky What is love?
♪ Can the child within my heart rise above?
♪ Can I sail
♪ Through the changin' ocean tides?
♪ Can I handle the seasons
♪ Of my life?
♪ Well, I've been afraid
♪ Of changin'
♪ 'Cause I built my life
♪ Around you
♪ But time makes you bolder
♪ Even children get older
♪ And I'm gettin' older too
我想在電影裏演一場 I wanna do a scene in the movie.
什麽？ What?
我想演電影 I wanna be in the movie.
不行 No.
爲什麽？ Well, why not?
因爲... Because...
不行 No.
-是你門撺掇她的嗎？ -沒有 - Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'? - No!
別激動 他們什麽都沒做 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'.
沒人撺掇我 Nobody put me up to anything.
我考慮了一整天 而且... I've been thinking about it all day. And...
我年輕 Well, I'm young.
如果我們真的要拍一部優秀的色情片 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie,
我不想只是個扛機器的 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment.
我想要參與 I wanna be in it.
你不能 Well, you can't.
誰說的 Says who?
這是我的電影 洛倫 再說這樣沒道理啊 It's my film, Lorraine. I mean, it wouldn't make any sense.
我們已經拍了一半了 We've already shot half of it.
不能中間突然改戲啊 The story can't just suddenly change midway through.
爲什麽？ Why?
因爲沒這麽做過 Because it just isn't done.
那“驚魂記”呢？你很喜歡那部電影的 What about in Psycho? You love that movie.
“驚魂記”是一部恐怖片 Well, Psycho is a horror film.
而那個情節是麥高芬用來制造懸念的 And that plot was a MacGuffin to build suspense.
我拍的不是那種電影 And I'm not making that kind of movie.
得了吧 RJ 沒人會爲了情節來看這個電影啊 Oh, come on, RJ. Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot.
他們是來看胸和屁股的 They're comin' to see tits and ass.
-還有大雞巴 -洛倫 - And a big dick. - Lorraine!
這是實話 It's the truth.
爲什麽不給人家花錢要看的東西呢？ Why not just give the people what they're payin' for?
因爲我要拍比那更好的東西 Because I'm making something better than that.
你什麽時候變得這麽正經了？ When did you become such a prude?
好吧 等一下 All right, hold on.
我是執行制片 我是有發言權的 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word.
所以呢 不如我們去外面走走 So, why don't we just take a step outside
免得有人說出會後悔的話 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret.
你得支持我啊 韋恩 You gotta back me up in here, Wayne!
這局面就要失控了 I mean, this situation is fixin' to get outta control.
近在眼前 It is awfully close.
放松啦 Relax.
嘿 那句話怎麽說的“生活模仿藝術”？ Hey, what is it they say, "Life imitates art"?
-你說反了 -隨便了不重要 - It's the other way around. - Whatever, it don't matter.
不過你要聽我一句 好嗎？ But you need to listen to me, okay?
因爲你還沒活到42 而我活過23 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23.
我要給你講講年輕女人這回事 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you about young women.
聽著 如果她是認真的 Now, if she's serious,
我懷疑她是 which I suspect she is,
不管你高不高興 她都會做 she's gonna do it whether you like it or not.
你想阻止她 不僅她真的會做 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it,
她還會繼續做下去 跟不知道多少人 she's gonna go on and do it with God knows how many people
拍多少部電影 沒人希望是那種結果啊 in God knows how many other films, and nobody wants that.
在我看來 眼下你只有一個好的選擇 The way I see it, you only got one good option here.
怎麽著 讓她被一個男妓幹嘛？ What, letting her get balled by some man whore?
說什麽呢 傑克森是專業的 Come on now, Jackson is a professional.
他可沒病 幹幹淨淨 He ain't got no diseases or nothin'.
你就是想電影裏多一些性愛畫面 You just want more sex in the movie.
我可沒有 是她要拍 你自己聽到了 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her.
靠 她要是成功了 紅了 Heck, if she does great,
或許她會帶著你呢 she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her.
韋恩 你不懂 Wayne, you don't get it.
洛倫跟裏面的人都不一樣 Lorraine is not like the others in there.
她是個好女孩 She is a nice girl.
-你說什麽？ -不 我不是那個意思 - I beg your pardon? - No, I didn't mean it like that.
我真不想跟你說這話 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this,
可他們都不是好女孩 but ain't none of them nice girls.
去他媽的 隨她便吧 To hell with this. She can have it.
咱就看看沒了我 他們能拍成什麽樣 Let's see how far they get without me.
祝你在這兒發展順利 Good luck finding your own way out of here.
什麽... What the...
女士？ Ma'am?
你還好嗎？ Are you all right?
抱歉 我... Sorry, I'm...
女士？ Ma'am?
什麽？ What?
你怎麽會這麽做？ How come you just did that?
你爲什麽不看我 Why won't you look at me?
就像你看她那樣 Look at me like you looked at her.
-什麽？ -我可以讓你看看我有多厲害 - What? - I can show you what I'm capable of.
別 我不想看 Stop. I don't wanna see it.
或許我們該去找你先生了 Maybe we should just go find your husband.
救我 Help me.
♪ Oui, oui, Marie
♪ If you'll do this for me
♪ Then I'll do that for you
♪ Oui, oui, Marie
♪ Come on, baby Don't fear the reaper ♪
RJ? RJ?
怎麽了 小老鼠？ What's goin' on, church mouse?
是RJ 我醒來 他不見了 It's RJ. I woke up, and he was gone.
我 I...
他不是離開我了 對吧？ You don't think he left me, do you?
車還在呢 Well, the Van's still here.
他應該就在附近的 He's gotta be around somewhere.
嘿 又不是你的狗跑丟了 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off.
他應該是在消化一些事情 對吧？ He's probably just processin' things, you know?
回去睡吧 Go on back to bed.
如果傷害他了 我很內疚 我不想分手 I feel bad if I hurt him. I don't wanna break up.
親愛的 你沒有做錯任何事 他會沒事兒的 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong. He'll get over it.
他只是需要堅強起來 僅此而已 He just needs to toughen up, is all.
好了 明早我會跟他談談的 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning.
你願意幫我找他嗎？ Will you help me find him?
拜托了 我擔心 Please? I'm worried.
好吧 All right.
這種破事兒 我以後可不摻和了 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit.
RJ RJ!
你在裏面嗎 兄弟？ Are you in here, brother?
這可不是處理事情的態度啊 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this.
不 Oh, no.
如果打擾到你 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I disturbed you.
你在這兒幹嘛呢 What are you doin' out here?
我在找男朋友 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.
你有見到我太太嗎？ Have you seen my wife?
沒有 先生 No, sir.
保持健康感情關系的兩個關鍵 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship.
絕不讓一個好女人 離開你的視線 Never let a good woman out of your sight.
絕不提起她的體重 Never mention her weight.
你以爲我這輩子 How do you think I've been surrounded
身邊美人不斷 是怎麽做到的？ by so many beautiful females my whole life?
這是講究藝術的 There's an art to it.
就跟做生意一樣 Just like business.
操！王八蛋！ Fuck! Son of a bitch!
我操 Oh, fuck me!
閉嘴 蠢貨！你怎麽不去馬路上溜達！ Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic.
我操 Oh, fuck.
RJ 你在這兒嗎？ RJ, you in here?
我踩到釘子了 I stepped on a nail.
快出來幫我 老天啊 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake!
我會得破傷風的 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit.
RJ? RJ?
小老鼠 是你嗎？ Church mouse, that you?
地窖裏有另一把手電 There's another light down in the cellar.
你能去拿一下嗎？ Can you go get it?
拜托 我太太身體不好 Please. My wife is not well.
太黑了 我擔心她可能會摔倒 摔斷大胯 It's very dark, and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip.
在樓下 你會看到我的工作台 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench.
找到了！ Found it!
嘿 門鎖上了 Hey, I'm locked in!
嘿 嘿 開門啊 Hey! Hey! Open up!
怎麽了 寶貝？ What is it, baby?
我好像聽到動靜 Thought I heard somethin'.
應該沒事兒 Probably nothin'.
舊習難改啊 Old habits die hard.
接著睡吧 Go back to sleep.
是 是 船長 Aye, aye, captain.
都還好嗎 老爹？ Everything okay, Pops?
-我太太 她不見了 -不見了？ - My wife, she's gone missing. - Missin'?
她容易犯糊塗 有時天黑後就會犯病 She gets confused. It happens sometimes after dark.
老婆不見了 用得著拿家夥嗎 Lot of firepower for a missin' wife.
是防鳄魚的 It's for gators.
有次我在池塘邊上找到了她 I found her once by the edge of our pond.
她要是掉進去 If she was to fall in...
要不要幫忙？ Want some help?
不爲自己 爲了國家 對嗎？ Not for self but for country, right?
我先去把內衣穿上 Let me go and get my skivvies.
我說咱們各自負責一邊 I say we each take a side of the perimeter.
-這樣更快一點 -我只有一把手電筒 - Cover ground quicker that way. - I only got the one light.
別介意 No offense,
但你退役已經很久了 but it's been a while since you was deployed.
我曾經三個晚上趴在一個稻田裏 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy
檢查地雷和絆線 scanning for land mines and trip wires.
一日海軍 終身海軍 Once a marine, always a marine.
如果她在這兒... If she's out here...
我會找到她的 I'll find her.
沒發現 老爹 I got nothin', Pops.
媽的 Shit.
你在裏面幹嘛呢？ What you doing all the way in there?
不是吧 Oh, no.
老爹 你還好嗎？ Pops, you okay?
你在裏面嗎？ You in here?
救命 救命 來人啊 Help! Help, somebody, please!
快來救救我 Please help me!
RJ! RJ!
救命！ Help!
我去 Oh, shit!
你嚇到我了 老爹 You scared me, Pops.
一日海軍 終身海軍 Once a marine, always a marine.
好吧 Well...
你太太不在這裏 Your lady ain't in there.
我已經無法滿足她了 I can't give her what she wants anymore.
你不明白那是什麽滋味兒 You don't understand what it's like.
你現在還可以隨心所欲 You can still do as you please.
說什麽？ Say what?
上一次來這兒的波西米亞人 也是一樣 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same.
幾乎不穿衣服 在這兒四處遊蕩 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes.
誘惑我太太 Enticin' my wife.
是啊... Yeah...
好了 我們最好回房子去 Okay, well,
好了 我們最好回房子去 we better get back up to the house
搞清楚是怎麽回事 and find out what's goin' on.
我很清楚是怎麽回事 I know exactly what's goin' on.
瑪克欣 Maxine?
那個女人在我床上摸我！ That woman was in my bed touching me!
你這樣只會找麻煩 You're just makin' things worse.
救救我 來人啊 拜托！ Help me! Somebody! Please!
沒人會來救你的 Nobody is comin' for ya.
回地窖去 安靜待著 Get back down in that cellar and be quiet!
-閉嘴！ -救命 - Shut up! - Help!
-嘿 來人啊 救命 -綁架者 殺人者 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers,
-性魔 潛伏在我們意想不到的地方 -救命 - sex fiends, lurkin' where we least expect... - Help!
-來人啊 救命 -在善良的基督徒家中 - Somebody, help! - In good Christian homes,
就在我們的眼皮底下 right under our very noses!
傑克森？ Jackson?
韋恩？ Wayne?
你們在哪兒呢 Where are y'all?
我的老天啊 Oh, my goodness.
女士？女士？當心！ Ma'am? Ma'am? Be careful!
別站在邊上 太危險了 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous.
沒事了 來 過來 It's all right. Here, here.
你現在安全了 好嗎？ You're safe now, okay?
有沒有受傷？我看不清楚 Are you hurt? I don't see anything.
我奶奶有時也會犯糊塗 My Nana gets confused sometimes as well.
我很懂的 I learned all about it.
不管你信不信 我還考慮過將來去當護士呢 Believe it or not, I've even thought about becomin' a nurse one day.
那... So...
好了 不如你跟我來... Okay. Why don't you come with...
你這是爲什麽啊？ What the hell did you do that for?
我不需要護士 I don't need a nurse.
憑什麽你就能擁有一切？ Why should you get to have it all?
你除了當婊子 還做過什麽？ What have you ever done except be a whore?
好吧 你聽著 Okay, you know what?
不要我幫忙？沒問題 You don't want my help? No problem.
我不過是想做好人 I was just tryin' to be nice.
你不配在我面前 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it
這麽炫耀 in my face like you do.
你的生活不如意 可不是我的錯 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted.
現在請你別擋道兒 Now move out of the way, please.
讓開！你這個惡毒的醜老太... Move! You mean old ugly b...
婊子 Bitch.
是那個嗎？ Was that the one?
你知道我不喜歡金發 You know I don't like blondes.
惡心死了 Disgustin'.
洛倫？ Lorraine?
RJ? RJ?
這地方是空的 Uh, place is empty.
另外那家夥呢 韋恩？ What about that other fella, Wayne?
在谷倉 做回一頭豬了 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was.
那就是死了三個 Well, that's three down.
-四個 -剩下那個我給你關在房子裏了 - Four. - And I got another kept up at the house for you.
我不要她 I don't want her.
這個不一樣 This one was different.
她有點特別 She had something special.
和我一樣 Like I did.
受夠了總是得不到自己想要的東西 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want.
你知道我想給你的 珍珠 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl.
但我也累了 But I'm tired, too.
我知道 I know.
告訴我 我很特別 Tell me I'm special.
你當然是 Of course you are.
從我們第一次相遇 I've felt that way
我就是這種感覺 since the first moment we met.
你是我見過最美的女人 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
不再是了 Oh, not anymore.
一直都是 Always.
告訴我 我是你的 Tell me I'm yours.
你還想要我 That you still want me.
讓我再次有年輕的感覺 Make me feel young again.
-萬一我的心髒不行呢？ -行的 - What if my heart can't take it? - It can.
幹我 霍華德 Fuck me, Howard.
幹我 Fuck me.
救命 Help!
來人啊 救我 拜托 Somebody, help me, please!
放我出去 Let me out of here!
小聲一點 Keep your voice down.
別讓我安靜 Don't tell me to be quiet!
我被關在一個地牢裏！ I was locked in a dungeon down there!
那兩個老家夥瘋了！ These old people are fucking crazy!
我要趕快離開離開這兒 不然我也會被他們殺掉的 I have to get out of this house before they kill me, too.
我們要找到卡車的鑰匙 We need to find the keys to their truck.
我就不該聽你們的 I never should have listened to you.
這都怪你們 This is all your fault!
-洛倫 我們要團結起來 -我恨你 - Lorraine, we need to stick together. - I hate you!
我恨死你們了 I hate you all so much!
洛倫！ Lorraine!
我讓她待在地窖裏的 I told her to stay in the damn cellar!
沒關系 That's all right.
我們不再需要她了 We don't need her anymore.
我們還有彼此 We got each other again.
幫我把屍體拖進去 Help me drag the body inside.
如果她在房子裏 那屬于自衛 If she's in the house, that's self-defense.
這是法律規定 That's the law.
你不會真的以爲 有人會來找他們吧？ You don't really believe anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you?
我們不能冒那個險 We ain't gonna risk it.
我們這一步不能走錯 珍珠 We need to play this smart, Pearl.
現在沒必要制造麻煩 No sense in making a mess now.
如果明天沒人出現 If nobody shows up by tomorrow,
我們就把她的屍體 跟其他人一起丟在池塘裏 we'll take the body and we'll dump her in the pond with the others.
這提醒我了 我們還需要 Which reminds me, we're gonna need
把韋恩從谷倉擡出去 也扔水裏 to get Wayne outta the barn and sink him, too.
她可比看起來沈啊 She's heavier than she looks.
霍華德 霍華德！ Howard. Howard!
霍華德？ Howard?
霍華德！ Howard!
卡車的鑰匙呢？ Where are the keys to the truck?
-他犯心髒病了 -我不在乎！ - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit!
-鑰匙去哪兒了？ -好了 - Where are the fucking keys? - Well, now...
-在廚房... -我們都... - In the kitchen... - here we all are...
-在燈下 -一起 - under the lamp. - together.
霍華德？ Howard?
我們走到了十字路口 We have reached a crossroad.
是救贖 With salvation...
-霍華德？ -還是毀滅？ - Howard? - or damnation?
等人們發現你們幹的好事兒 你就等著爛掉吧 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done.
時間 就是現在 The time is now.
我幹什麽了？ What I have done?
如果我們不掌握自己的命運 For if we do not take control of our own fate, the Lord...
-那你呢？ -主會爲我們代勞 - What about you? - Shall do it for us.
你以爲我不知道你的真面目嗎 You don't think I know who you really are?
我看到你在谷倉裏做的事情了 I saw what you did in the barn.
你就是個變態的小蕩婦 You're a deviant little whore.
咱們一樣 We're the same.
你的下場就跟我一樣 You'll end up just like me.
是時候拒絕罪惡做出承諾 Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment...
-我跟你根本不一樣 -徹徹底底 - I'm nothin' like you. - Once and for all.
你才是綁架 殺人的性魔 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend.
我他媽是大明星 全世界都會知道我的名字 I'm a fucking star! The whole world is gonna know my name.
現在跟我一起說 Say it with me now.
我不接受 配不上我的人生 I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
哈利路亞！ Hallelujah!
你他媽少瞪著我 Stop fuckin' starin' at me!
這就是我所說的 神聖幹預 Now, that's what I call divine intervention!
主對著所有接受他的人微笑 贊美他的名字！ The Lord smiles on those who accept Him. Praise his name!
榮耀歸于耶稣！ Glory be to Jesus!
我的大胯... My hip...
救命 Help.
你個蕩婦 You whore!
你才不無辜 You're not innocent!
你也不特別 You're not special!
都會被奪走的 It'll all be taken from you!
就像我一樣 Just like it was from me!
我會告訴所有人你是個什麽東西！ I'll tell everyone what you are!
這是我們的秘密 It'll be our secret.
神聖幹預 Divine intervention.
贊美他娘的上帝 Praise the fuckin' Lord.
我希望 借由我的承認 其他人能找到光 I hope that, through my own admission, others may find the light.
我想給你們看樣東西 I wanna show y'all somethin'.
過來拍一下 Get a shot of this.
這就是她 我美麗的小女兒 瑪克欣 There she is. My beautiful little daughter Maxine.
被我們這裏每天提防的離經叛道者 Lured into a life of sin by the very deviants
所引誘 走向了罪惡的生活 we warn of here on a daily basis.
從我們有愛的家 走向了魔鬼的手中 From our lovin' home into the hands of devils.
我們祈禱 有一天 她會找到回家的路 We pray, one day, she'll find her way home to us.
-阿門 -保佑你 保佑你 - Amen. - Bless you, bless you.
你認爲發生了什麽 治安官？ What do you reckon happened, Sheriff?
我他媽怎麽知道？ How the hell should I know?
嘿 老大 Hey, boss.
有人在裏面發現了這個 One of the boys found this inside.
你覺得裏面有什麽？ What do you think is on it?
從現場的情況看來 Well, by the looks of everythin'...
我想是他媽一部恐怖片 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture.
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