1 00:00:18,748 --> 00:00:23,748 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,776 We come together today... 3 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:56,784 In dark times such as these, 4 00:01:56,818 --> 00:01:59,687 we must all remember 5 00:01:59,721 --> 00:02:03,658 to look to the Lord for guidance. 6 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,494 Submit yourselves, then, to God. 7 00:02:06,528 --> 00:02:07,595 Amen. 8 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,329 Resist the Devil... 9 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,699 ...and he will flee from you. 10 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:14,134 I regret to say 11 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:18,171 I know the powers of Satan firsthand. 12 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,173 Our very own daughter was taken 13 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,776 by perverts and swindlers 14 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,278 and let fall into a world of sin. 15 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,413 Sheriff? 16 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:27,749 I hope... 17 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:29,684 You ought to come take a look at this. 18 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:05,486 My God. 19 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:47,327 Go easy on that stuff, will ya? 20 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,163 You know what they say 21 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,466 about too much of a good thing... 22 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:57,839 Give me some sugar. 23 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,619 You're special. 24 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:16,457 There ain't nobody else out there like you. 25 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,328 Now giddyup. 26 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,363 Time is money. Everybody is waiting. 27 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,877 You're a fucking sex symbol. 28 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,730 ♪ In the summertime 29 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:56,964 ♪ When the weather is hot 30 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:59,867 ♪ You can stretch right up and touch the sky 31 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:01,035 ♪ When the weather's fine 32 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:04,472 ♪ You got women You got women on your mind 33 00:05:05,907 --> 00:05:07,909 ♪ Have a drink, have a drive 34 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:10,445 ♪ Go out and see what you can find 35 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,716 ♪ If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal 36 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,585 ♪ If her daddy's poor Just do what you feel 37 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,920 ♪ Speed along the lane 38 00:05:18,953 --> 00:05:21,656 ♪ Do a turn or return the twenty-five 39 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:24,859 ♪ When the sun goes down 40 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,695 ♪ You can make it Make it good and really fine 41 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,698 ♪ We're not bad people 42 00:05:30,732 --> 00:05:32,299 ♪ We're not dirty We're not mean 43 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,936 ♪ We love everybody But we do as we please 44 00:05:34,969 --> 00:05:36,537 ♪ When the weather's fine 45 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:39,306 ♪ We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea 46 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:41,876 ♪ We're always happy 47 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,746 ♪ Life's for livin', yeah That's our philosophy ♪ 48 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,982 Highs in the low... 49 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,384 America needs Jesus... 50 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,402 Maxine. 51 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:14,075 "The Farmer's Daughters." 52 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:17,044 Oh, hot damn. Look-it, there I am. 53 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:18,479 Wow. 54 00:06:18,513 --> 00:06:20,681 Hollywood, here we come. 55 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:22,750 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood. 56 00:06:22,784 --> 00:06:25,553 These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. 57 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,621 We're gonna do it all ourselves. 58 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,990 - Ain't that right, RJ? - Yes, sir. 59 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,492 Finally, a level playing field for people like us. 60 00:06:31,526 --> 00:06:32,627 I don't know, Wayne. 61 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,428 Sounds an awful lot like what you said 62 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,930 about The Topless Carwash. 63 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:36,798 You remember that? 64 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,332 Yeah. And had the IRS not had 65 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,701 a goddamn personal vendetta against me, 66 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,369 that would've panned out beautifully. 67 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,437 Uh-huh. 68 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,807 Well, you know I'm always game. 69 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,340 My American Dream is not unreasonable. 70 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,911 I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, 71 00:06:49,944 --> 00:06:51,679 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze 72 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,581 and tan these titties. 73 00:06:55,049 --> 00:06:57,785 What? I was dealt a good hand. 74 00:06:57,819 --> 00:07:00,387 People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. 75 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,956 Be a sin not to take care of 'em. 76 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,057 Mmm. 77 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:07,360 Yes, it sure would. 78 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,363 What about you, Maxine? 79 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,799 What's your American Dream? 80 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:13,801 Hmm. 81 00:07:48,603 --> 00:07:50,171 Hurry it up, we aren't gonna be long in there. 82 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,845 If this kid I picked up from the university 83 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,680 can put it together like he says, 84 00:07:59,714 --> 00:08:01,916 our days of struggling may soon be over. 85 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,051 We do even half the numbers of Debbie Does Dallas, 86 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:05,553 I'm outta the red for good. 87 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,722 Hell, let's make a picture a week, then. 88 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,956 Patience, darlin'. 89 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:12,126 I've been being patient my whole life. 90 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,028 Well, that's the thing about being patient. 91 00:08:15,897 --> 00:08:17,832 - I need to be famous, Wayne. - Mmm-hmm. 92 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,600 I'm ready for the high life. 93 00:08:19,634 --> 00:08:21,469 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 94 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:24,205 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there, 95 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,140 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires. 96 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,808 You better have. 97 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,443 I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. 98 00:08:29,477 --> 00:08:32,647 I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste. 99 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,815 - Don't I know it. - I mean it. 100 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:37,118 I want the whole world to know my name. 101 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:39,453 Like Lynda Carter or some shit. 102 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:40,621 Hey, everyone with a pulse 103 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,823 is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine Minx 104 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:44,191 once they see what you can do. 105 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:45,660 You know why? 106 00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:48,963 Why? 107 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,898 'Cause you got that X factor. 108 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,035 Fuckin'-A-right. 109 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,503 Now, mosey on over there 110 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,538 and grab us some Wonder Bread, Wonder Woman. 111 00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:02,810 I don't like his girlfriend. 112 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,845 You don't like anybody's girlfriend. 113 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:07,715 She hardly says a word. She just stares at everyone. 114 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,183 Well, she's shy. 115 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,686 Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before. 116 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,854 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies. 117 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:14,922 Better get used to that 118 00:09:14,956 --> 00:09:16,490 if you're gonna be in the movies. 119 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,802 Your little boyfriend is cute. 120 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,838 You help him with all his films? 121 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,909 Sometimes, yeah. 122 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:39,613 Is that your boyfriend? 123 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,019 Sometimes, yeah. 124 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,924 Hey, how come you don't gotta film none of this in order? 125 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,258 Well, once I have it all in the can, 126 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:52,727 I can rearrange it however I want. 127 00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:54,261 No shit. 128 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,796 I actually intend on experimenting 129 00:09:55,830 --> 00:09:56,764 a lot with the film's editing. 130 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,033 Giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde, 131 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,201 like they're doing in France. 132 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:01,969 It's classier that way. 133 00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:04,071 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget. 134 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,040 All right, let's slate it. 135 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:12,580 And hit it. 136 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:22,156 All right, go ahead and fill her up. 137 00:10:28,029 --> 00:10:29,163 You know, 138 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,265 if you tilt the camera up 139 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,300 from the nozzle... 140 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,603 ...it'll look like he's using his cock. 141 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,858 See? I got good sense, too. 142 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:02,963 How come we couldn't do 143 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:04,698 any of this filming in Houston? 144 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:05,633 Ain't they got plenty of farms? 145 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,002 Well, this county raised property taxes, 146 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,771 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here. 147 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:11,872 Most older folks can't compete 148 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,974 with the bigger outfits no more. 149 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:16,143 Now, we're not the only ones trying to make a buck. 150 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,646 Kidnappers, murderers, 151 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,980 sex fiends... 152 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:21,916 All the result 153 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:25,219 of our increasingly secular society... 154 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,387 Besides, it ain't exactly something 155 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:28,255 I wanna advertise around town. 156 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:29,657 You know how some people can get 157 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,025 when it comes to sex. 158 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,093 Remember what happened 159 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,128 in Sodom and Gomorrah. 160 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,632 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it. 161 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,669 Thanks to help from yours truly. 162 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,371 - Got my smokes? - Yes. God damn. 163 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,140 I'm just askin'. 164 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,908 Hey, if I'm gonna be having sex for you, 165 00:11:47,942 --> 00:11:49,376 I'm gonna need cigarettes. 166 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,813 How's the script? 167 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,916 I don't know. It's all right. 168 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,352 Does it matter? 169 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,988 Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat 170 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,756 to make a livin', do you? 171 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,059 No. 172 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,193 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe 173 00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:07,328 of my investments. 174 00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:10,064 Negativity attracts negative results. 175 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:18,139 Winstons? You know I only smoke Old Golds. 176 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,907 All they had, Bobby-Lynne. 177 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,243 That's it. I'm calling my agent. 178 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,945 Just get back in the dang van. 179 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,282 Mmm-mmm! 180 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,888 That's right. 181 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,457 The deviants are already amongst us, 182 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:38,225 waiting for our sons and daughters. 183 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,462 So, heed dire warnings, 184 00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,964 and repent before it is too late. 185 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:46,267 He may be a forgiving God, 186 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,838 but every man has got his limits. 187 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:08,122 Must be a bad wreck. 188 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,356 Y'all stay safe out there. 189 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,859 I'll be right back with some more golden oldies 190 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,327 right after this commercial break. 191 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,796 93.5, KBQB. 192 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,402 ...the 60th anniversary 193 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,037 ...take place this Saturday. 194 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,207 Don't miss your chance to tour the entire state... 195 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,153 - What is it? - Oh, don't look. 196 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,988 I hate blood and guts. 197 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:43,525 Just when you thought 198 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,125 you'd escaped the slaughterhouse. 199 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:46,961 Yeah. 200 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,395 Now, that's a bonanza... 201 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,831 Was that the... 202 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:14,121 This is it. Our own studio backlot. 203 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,023 Thank goodness. I'm horny. 204 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,926 - You're always horny. - No, not always. 205 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,197 It's perfect. 206 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,399 It's really gonna add a lot of production value. 207 00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,038 Y'all stay put while I go 208 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,072 and handle business right quick. 209 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,639 This wasn't I had in mind 210 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,373 when I agreed to help out on your film. 211 00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:41,208 Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine. 212 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,110 RJ, it's smut. 213 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,146 When did you become such a prude? 214 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,083 I'm not. 215 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,486 I just don't understand why you're doing all this. 216 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:54,388 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie. 217 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,335 Who's that? 218 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:13,874 Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy. We spoke on the telephone. 219 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,089 Uh... 220 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,925 Howard, right? 221 00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:34,995 You from the county? 222 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,198 This here's private property. 223 00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:41,436 Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive? 224 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,271 Oh, easy, partner. 225 00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:53,681 Somethin's wrong. 226 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,518 What'chu talkin' 'bout? 227 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:07,327 You're trespassing. The law says I can shoot. 228 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:10,964 Sir, I ain't from the county. 229 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,233 I'm from Houston. 230 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:16,103 We spoke on Tuesday. You remember? 231 00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,506 About y'all's boarding house. 232 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,710 Oh, that's right. 233 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:25,279 You're looking for a place to stay. 234 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:32,587 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers. 235 00:17:35,457 --> 00:17:37,559 You had me pretty nervous there. 236 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:39,561 It ain't even loaded. 237 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,361 Most of the times, 238 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,565 just wavin' it around is all it takes. 239 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,000 Oh, yes, sir. 240 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,572 I keep the same thing in my glove box. 241 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,275 Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch. 242 00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:58,979 What? 243 00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:00,615 He is. 244 00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:25,466 Hell of a spread you got here. 245 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,837 We like it. 246 00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:46,554 You all right there, old-timer? 247 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,256 I'm fine. 248 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,812 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous. 249 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:19,754 Building was for soldiers during the Civil War. 250 00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:22,457 They never saw any action though. 251 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,124 What about you? 252 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,461 You serve? 253 00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,464 Flat feet. 254 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:32,900 I did. Two tours in South Vietnam. 255 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:33,768 Had enough farmers 256 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:36,136 tryin' to shoot me for one lifetime. 257 00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:39,574 Know what I mean, Pops? 258 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:40,875 Oorah. 259 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,584 Oh, careful, Howie. 260 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,452 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee 261 00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:52,487 you're eyeballin' there. 262 00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:55,423 Been a while 263 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:57,190 since you seen anythin' that nice? 264 00:20:57,224 --> 00:20:58,793 I don't recall you mentioning 265 00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,828 you'd bringing all these others. 266 00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:03,865 Now, about that... 267 00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:07,367 See, your ad said $30, but... 268 00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:10,438 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal. 269 00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:11,739 I hope that's okay. 270 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,516 I don't think I like you, Wayne. 271 00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:25,753 In fact, 272 00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,221 I don't much like the looks of none of y'all. 273 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,924 Now, my wife is next door, 274 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:33,494 so I would appreciate a little discretion. 275 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,632 I give you my word. 276 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,502 You won't even know we're here. 277 00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,844 That was some stellar negotiating. 278 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:51,879 You really do have a knack for business. 279 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,280 You keep jawin', towhead, 280 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,416 I'll pull you off the main stage for a month. 281 00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,617 Oh, but then, honey, 282 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,419 you won't make no money neither. 283 00:21:58,453 --> 00:21:59,554 How could you just stand there 284 00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:00,788 and let him talk about us like that? 285 00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:01,856 Oh, calm down. 286 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,290 Ain't no need to harsh the mellow. 287 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,759 It's harmless. He's just old. 288 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,293 His pecker ain't probably been hard 289 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,360 since before you were born. 290 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,262 I'd hate people like us then, too. 291 00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:10,832 He don't know what we're doing, does he? 292 00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,837 So, church mouse, you do speak. 293 00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:22,375 No. 294 00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:24,846 He sure doesn't. 295 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:27,415 And I intend to keep it that way. 296 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:29,650 Now, I don't wanna give the old codger a heart attack. 297 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,487 Would you? 298 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,888 It's better to beg for forgiveness 299 00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:35,322 than ask for permission. 300 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,624 You know what I mean? 301 00:22:38,993 --> 00:22:40,260 All right. 302 00:22:41,763 --> 00:22:43,598 That's enough jabberin'. 303 00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:46,067 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase 304 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,969 and we give the people what they wanna see. 305 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,804 What do you say? 306 00:22:50,838 --> 00:22:52,006 Fucking finally! 307 00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,834 Okay. Now... Now flip her over. 308 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:21,769 Ooh! 309 00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:32,814 Oh, yeah. Fuck me. 310 00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:34,482 - Yeah. - Fuck. 311 00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:35,550 That's great. 312 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:37,418 Just scooch your chin up for me. 313 00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:40,387 All right, now slow it all down. 314 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:42,757 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid. 315 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:45,026 How about you just point the camera 316 00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:46,427 and stay in your lane. 317 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:47,929 Let me do the screwing here. 318 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:56,604 Yeah! 319 00:23:57,705 --> 00:23:58,706 Yes! 320 00:24:15,456 --> 00:24:16,624 Oh, my God. 321 00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,284 Now, I may not know shit from Shinola 322 00:26:23,317 --> 00:26:24,151 when it comes to filmmaking, 323 00:26:24,185 --> 00:26:26,020 but I know for damn sure people are gonna 324 00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:27,688 wanna see what I just saw in there. 325 00:26:27,722 --> 00:26:28,756 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treatin' it 326 00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:30,992 like pornography, but as cinema. 327 00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:33,961 That's what these other adult films are lackin'. 328 00:26:33,995 --> 00:26:37,098 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it. 329 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,967 People's eyes are gonna pop out 330 00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:42,036 of their damn skulls when they see this. 331 00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:43,237 We're gonna be rich. 332 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,972 Feel how hard my cock is. 333 00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:04,291 Oh, sorry, baby. 334 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,564 Don't be standing there 335 00:27:10,598 --> 00:27:12,299 like you're all proud of yourself. 336 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,602 I was born for this line of work. 337 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:18,272 Uh. You didn't do nothin', dummy. 338 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,642 It's called actin'. 339 00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:24,578 You good, but you ain't that good. 340 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,155 Fuck my pussy. 341 00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:36,223 Oh, you make me so wet. 342 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:38,759 Oh, my God, you're so big. 343 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:45,733 Aw, don't look so glum. 344 00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,968 You did just fine. Come here. 345 00:27:51,406 --> 00:27:53,307 I think I love you. 346 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,976 Bless your heart. 347 00:29:33,974 --> 00:29:35,910 And action! 348 00:29:42,484 --> 00:29:44,018 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, 349 00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:47,288 but my van broke down on the highway back yonder, 350 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:48,255 and I was hopin' 351 00:29:48,289 --> 00:29:50,124 I could use y'all's phone to call for help. 352 00:29:52,494 --> 00:29:54,261 Oh, my goodness. 353 00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:57,364 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone, 354 00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:59,099 but my daddy will be home soon, 355 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,136 and I'm sure he could give you a lift to town. 356 00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,738 Would you like to come inside? 357 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,777 Much obliged. 358 00:31:40,502 --> 00:31:41,503 Hello? 359 00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:18,872 Hello? 360 00:32:48,703 --> 00:32:50,170 Lemonade? 361 00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:07,955 Sure is hot out there. 362 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,991 You must be awful thirsty. 363 00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:13,293 Yes, ma'am. 364 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:24,037 It's got a good taste. 365 00:34:10,284 --> 00:34:11,553 I should probably get back now. 366 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:14,456 My boyfriend gets real fussy 367 00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:16,156 when he don't know where I'm at, so... 368 00:34:29,537 --> 00:34:33,408 Come with me before Daddy gets home. 369 00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:56,063 I was young once, too. 370 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:02,169 It was taken right before the first war. 371 00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:08,710 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both. 372 00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:13,247 He survived the trenches and Omaha Beach. 373 00:35:14,248 --> 00:35:15,450 There wasn't anything 374 00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:17,317 he wouldn't do for me back then. 375 00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:27,795 That's the power of beauty. 376 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:32,032 I was a dancer in those early years. 377 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,236 But then the war came, so... 378 00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:39,407 Not everything in life turns out how you expect. 379 00:35:48,115 --> 00:35:50,350 Such a special face. 380 00:35:56,123 --> 00:35:57,291 Beautiful. 381 00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:00,762 Look. 382 00:36:17,244 --> 00:36:19,714 I don't know what's come over me. 383 00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:22,316 I've never quite felt like this before. 384 00:36:24,419 --> 00:36:26,153 If Daddy catches us, 385 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,757 there's no telling what he might do. 386 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:34,862 What are you doing? 387 00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:46,239 You should go. 388 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,711 It will be our secret. 389 00:36:50,612 --> 00:36:51,846 What will? 390 00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:53,848 Shh. 391 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:32,720 Watch out! 392 00:37:34,455 --> 00:37:35,857 I've been looking everywhere for you! 393 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:36,958 Sorry. 394 00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:39,292 The kid says we're gonna lose the light! 395 00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:40,728 Well, come on now, chop-chop. 396 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,510 You're not good. Bluff it. 397 00:37:57,612 --> 00:37:59,312 You're a fucking sex symbol. 398 00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:09,322 I will not accept a life I do not deserve. 399 00:38:48,295 --> 00:38:49,329 Are you ready? 400 00:38:56,504 --> 00:38:57,572 Let's go to work. 401 00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:23,431 Coast is clear. 402 00:39:23,464 --> 00:39:24,866 - Right... - Sound speed. 403 00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:27,001 Okay, we're rollin'. 404 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,870 Farmer's Daughter, take one. 405 00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:36,010 Action. 406 00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:41,949 I'm looking for the owner of this farm. 407 00:39:41,983 --> 00:39:44,619 His daughter said I could find him in here. 408 00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:47,354 You must have been talking to my sister. 409 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,489 Sister? 410 00:39:48,523 --> 00:39:51,826 - She didn't mention you. - Not surprised. 411 00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:55,429 She's always been jealous. 412 00:39:55,463 --> 00:39:58,666 I'm younger, get all the attention. 413 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:03,037 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore. 414 00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:07,041 He's very protective. 415 00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:08,810 Well, I was hopin' he could give me a ride 416 00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,912 back to town before it got dark. 417 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:18,820 We shouldn't disturb him. 418 00:40:19,754 --> 00:40:21,556 It would only make him angry. 419 00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:25,325 You wouldn't like Daddy when he's angry. 420 00:40:30,431 --> 00:40:32,033 I could give you a ride. 421 00:44:07,982 --> 00:44:09,683 We talked about this. 422 00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:13,587 Howard? 423 00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:15,222 Please. 424 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:24,698 You know I can't. 425 00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:26,333 My heart... 426 00:44:48,055 --> 00:44:53,027 ♪ They're gonna put me in the movies 427 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:56,630 ♪ They're gonna make a big star out of me 428 00:44:57,998 --> 00:45:00,034 ♪ They'll make a film about a girl 429 00:45:00,067 --> 00:45:03,370 ♪ Who's sad and lonely 430 00:45:03,405 --> 00:45:07,074 ♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪ 431 00:45:07,108 --> 00:45:09,310 You were amazing out there. 432 00:45:09,343 --> 00:45:11,879 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you. 433 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:14,115 So do I. 434 00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:15,116 Careful. 435 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:17,718 Told y'all she was somethin' special. 436 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:18,919 X factor. 437 00:45:20,855 --> 00:45:21,856 Thanks, baby. 438 00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:35,002 What are you looking at? 439 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:36,370 Wait, come on now. 440 00:45:36,404 --> 00:45:38,005 No, Wayne. 441 00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:39,974 Anybody ever teach you not to stare? 442 00:45:40,475 --> 00:45:41,675 It's rude. 443 00:45:42,877 --> 00:45:44,778 You got somethin' to say to me or what? 444 00:45:44,812 --> 00:45:45,813 No. 445 00:45:49,049 --> 00:45:51,318 Well, I do have a question. 446 00:45:51,352 --> 00:45:53,421 See, she's interested, is all. 447 00:45:53,455 --> 00:45:55,256 What's on your mind, church mouse? 448 00:45:55,289 --> 00:45:57,158 Isn't it strange 449 00:45:57,191 --> 00:45:59,193 watching her doin' it with him? 450 00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:01,362 It's just business. 451 00:46:01,395 --> 00:46:03,764 As long as the camera is runnin'. 452 00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:05,699 So the camera changes things? 453 00:46:05,733 --> 00:46:06,800 That's right. 454 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:08,002 It's not real life, Raine. 455 00:46:08,035 --> 00:46:09,404 It's just a movie. 456 00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:11,406 I know that. 457 00:46:14,008 --> 00:46:15,075 Just sayin'. 458 00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,178 What about love? 459 00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:18,480 What about love? 460 00:46:18,513 --> 00:46:19,880 Well, don't y'all believe in it? 461 00:46:19,914 --> 00:46:21,449 Of course we believe in love. 462 00:46:21,483 --> 00:46:22,783 How can you love someone 463 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,185 and still be with other people? 464 00:46:24,218 --> 00:46:25,052 You think we don't have 465 00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:26,720 no morals or somethin', is that it? 466 00:46:26,754 --> 00:46:28,856 No. No, I just... 467 00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:31,392 Take it from me, letting outdated traditions 468 00:46:31,426 --> 00:46:33,495 control how you live your life will get you nowhere. 469 00:46:33,528 --> 00:46:34,496 I don't know about you, but I got 470 00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:36,797 better places to be than where I came from. 471 00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,965 Amen to that. 472 00:46:37,998 --> 00:46:39,900 And besides, it's just sex. 473 00:46:39,934 --> 00:46:40,968 You can decide who you wanna love, 474 00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:42,269 but not who you wanna screw. 475 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:44,338 Attraction's out of our control. 476 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:47,074 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside. 477 00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:47,975 I seen you sneaking 478 00:46:48,008 --> 00:46:50,478 a few long peeks at Jackson over here. 479 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:53,314 - No, I... I wasn't looking... - It's okay. 480 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,815 He don't mind none. 481 00:46:54,848 --> 00:46:56,050 She's right. 482 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:57,985 I don't mind. 483 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,254 No offense. 484 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:02,424 Everybody likes sex. 485 00:47:02,457 --> 00:47:03,958 It's a gas. 486 00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:06,260 We're just not afraid to admit it. 487 00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:08,996 Queer, straight, Black, white... 488 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:10,931 It's all disco. 489 00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,167 You know why? Because one day, 490 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,302 we're gonna be too old to fuck. 491 00:47:15,336 --> 00:47:17,771 And life's too short, if you ask me. 492 00:47:17,805 --> 00:47:19,306 Roger that. 493 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,275 The fact of the truth of the matter is, 494 00:47:21,308 --> 00:47:22,943 we turn folks on. 495 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:28,015 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither. 496 00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,984 That's right. 497 00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:32,554 We're like a foxy car wreck. 498 00:47:32,587 --> 00:47:34,221 Which is how I know 499 00:47:34,255 --> 00:47:37,157 that this new home video market is set to explode. 500 00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:39,494 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire 501 00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:42,896 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgment. 502 00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:45,332 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else. 503 00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:46,468 Porn ain't only gonna be 504 00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:48,436 - for perverts no more. - Aw. 505 00:47:48,470 --> 00:47:49,303 Toast to the perverts. 506 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,406 They've been payin' our bills for years. 507 00:47:51,439 --> 00:47:53,441 Hear, hear! To the perverts! 508 00:47:53,475 --> 00:47:55,209 To livin' a life of excess, 509 00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:58,879 being young and having fun till the day we die. 510 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,981 To the power of independent cinema. 511 00:48:01,015 --> 00:48:02,850 To living life on our own terms. 512 00:48:02,883 --> 00:48:03,917 And never accepting what 513 00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:05,953 self-righteous naysayers have to say. 514 00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:08,022 Right on. 515 00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:10,391 I don't know if I agree with all of that, 516 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:13,495 but I did like what I saw today. 517 00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:18,365 I didn't think I would, but I did. 518 00:48:18,399 --> 00:48:19,567 Cheers to that. 519 00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:22,936 - You ready? - Yeah. 520 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:42,490 ♪ I took my love I took it down 521 00:48:45,059 --> 00:48:48,962 ♪ I climbed a mountain and I turned around 522 00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:53,568 ♪ And I saw my reflection 523 00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:57,004 ♪ In the snow-covered hills 524 00:48:57,037 --> 00:49:01,409 ♪ Till the landslide brought me down 525 00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:09,216 ♪ Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? 526 00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:14,388 ♪ Can the child within my heart rise above? 527 00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:17,324 ♪ Can I sail 528 00:49:17,358 --> 00:49:22,162 ♪ Through the changin' ocean tides? 529 00:49:22,196 --> 00:49:25,600 ♪ Can I handle the seasons 530 00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,470 ♪ Of my life? 531 00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:44,118 ♪ Well, I've been afraid 532 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:46,987 ♪ Of changin' 533 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:51,125 ♪ 'Cause I built my life 534 00:49:51,158 --> 00:49:53,026 ♪ Around you 535 00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:57,565 ♪ But time makes you bolder 536 00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:01,168 ♪ Even children get older 537 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:05,607 ♪ And I'm gettin' older too 538 00:50:32,734 --> 00:50:34,268 I wanna do a scene in the movie. 539 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,044 What? 540 00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:49,484 I wanna be in the movie. 541 00:50:51,018 --> 00:50:52,219 No. 542 00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:57,492 Well, why not? 543 00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:01,195 Well... 544 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,296 Because... 545 00:51:03,263 --> 00:51:04,432 No. 546 00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:08,703 Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'? 547 00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:10,037 - No! - Hey! 548 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,773 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'. 549 00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,373 Nobody put me up to anything. 550 00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:15,309 I've been thinking about it all day. 551 00:51:15,342 --> 00:51:16,376 And... 552 00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:18,580 Well, I'm young. 553 00:51:18,613 --> 00:51:21,315 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie, 554 00:51:21,348 --> 00:51:23,217 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment. 555 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:25,687 I wanna be in it. 556 00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:27,988 Well, you can't. 557 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,091 Says who? 558 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:34,496 It's my film, Lorraine. 559 00:51:34,529 --> 00:51:36,196 I mean, it wouldn't make any sense. 560 00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:38,165 We've already shot half of it. 561 00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:41,201 The story can't just suddenly change midway through. 562 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:44,304 Why? 563 00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:47,675 Because it just isn't done. 564 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:51,345 What about in Psycho? You love that movie. 565 00:51:53,615 --> 00:51:57,585 Well, Psycho is a horror film. 566 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:01,054 And that plot was a MacGuffin to build suspense. 567 00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:02,624 And I'm not making that kind of movie. 568 00:52:02,657 --> 00:52:04,124 Oh, come on, RJ. 569 00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:06,360 Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot. 570 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,429 They're comin' to see tits and ass. 571 00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:12,232 - And a big dick. - Lorraine! 572 00:52:12,266 --> 00:52:13,367 It's the truth. 573 00:52:13,401 --> 00:52:16,638 Why not just give the people what they're payin' for? 574 00:52:16,671 --> 00:52:19,072 Because I'm making something better than that. 575 00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:22,610 When did you become such a prude? 576 00:52:24,344 --> 00:52:26,714 All right, hold on. 577 00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:30,518 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word. 578 00:52:30,552 --> 00:52:32,420 So, why don't we just take a step outside 579 00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:35,322 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret. 580 00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:45,567 You gotta back me up in here, Wayne! 581 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,834 I mean, this situation is fixin' 582 00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:49,269 to get outta control. It is awfully close. 583 00:52:49,303 --> 00:52:50,838 Relax. 584 00:52:50,872 --> 00:52:53,106 Hey, what is it they say, "Life imitates art"? 585 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:55,108 It's the other way around. 586 00:52:55,142 --> 00:52:56,209 Whatever, it don't matter. 587 00:52:56,243 --> 00:52:57,244 But you need to listen to me, okay? 588 00:52:57,277 --> 00:53:00,615 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23. 589 00:53:00,648 --> 00:53:02,182 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you 590 00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:03,685 about young women. 591 00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:05,285 Now, if she's serious, 592 00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:08,388 which I suspect she is, 593 00:53:09,624 --> 00:53:12,159 she's gonna do it whether you like it or not. 594 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:14,596 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it, 595 00:53:14,629 --> 00:53:16,831 she's gonna go on and do it with God knows how many people 596 00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,265 in God knows how many other films, 597 00:53:18,298 --> 00:53:19,734 and nobody wants that. 598 00:53:20,602 --> 00:53:21,636 The way I see it, 599 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,605 you only got one good option here. 600 00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:26,239 What, letting her get balled by some man whore? 601 00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,909 Come on now, Jackson is a professional. 602 00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,744 He ain't got no diseases or nothin'. 603 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:31,613 You just want more sex in the movie. 604 00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:33,681 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her. 605 00:53:34,749 --> 00:53:36,484 Heck, if she does great, 606 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,586 she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her. 607 00:53:40,354 --> 00:53:41,823 Wayne, you don't get it. 608 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:45,860 Lorraine is not like the others in there. 609 00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:48,161 She is a nice girl. 610 00:53:50,465 --> 00:53:51,833 I beg your pardon? 611 00:53:51,866 --> 00:53:53,835 No, I didn't mean it like that. 612 00:53:53,868 --> 00:53:57,237 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 613 00:53:59,206 --> 00:54:01,241 but ain't none of them nice girls. 614 00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:11,966 To hell with this. 615 00:57:11,999 --> 00:57:13,366 She can have it. 616 00:57:13,401 --> 00:57:14,769 Let's see how far they get without me. 617 00:57:14,802 --> 00:57:16,571 Good luck finding 618 00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:17,772 your own way out of here. 619 00:57:28,182 --> 00:57:29,382 What the... 620 00:57:42,496 --> 00:57:43,631 Ma'am? 621 00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:55,943 Are you all right? 622 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:07,555 Sorry, I'm... 623 00:58:18,466 --> 00:58:19,567 Ma'am? 624 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,083 What? 625 00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:38,686 How come you just did that? 626 00:58:40,855 --> 00:58:43,724 Why won't you look at me? 627 00:58:43,758 --> 00:58:46,427 Look at me like you looked at her. 628 00:58:46,761 --> 00:58:48,529 What? 629 00:58:48,562 --> 00:58:50,564 I can show you what I'm capable of. 630 00:58:50,598 --> 00:58:52,500 Stop. I don't wanna see it. 631 00:58:57,138 --> 00:59:00,207 Maybe we should just go find your husband. 632 00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:36,711 Help me. 633 01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:39,834 ♪ Oui, oui, Marie 634 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:48,642 ♪ If you'll do this for me 635 01:01:48,676 --> 01:01:55,349 ♪ Then I'll do that for you 636 01:01:56,117 --> 01:02:02,356 ♪ Oui, oui, Marie 637 01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:12,099 ♪ Come on, baby Don't fear the reaper ♪ 638 01:02:59,481 --> 01:03:00,681 RJ? 639 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:24,805 RJ? 640 01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:34,008 Hey, hey, hey. 641 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,243 What's goin' on, church mouse? 642 01:04:36,277 --> 01:04:40,415 It's RJ. I woke up, and he was gone. 643 01:04:40,448 --> 01:04:41,248 I... 644 01:04:43,451 --> 01:04:45,219 You don't think he left me, do you? 645 01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,322 Well, the van's still here. 646 01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:50,824 He's gotta be around somewhere. 647 01:04:54,895 --> 01:04:59,033 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off. 648 01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:01,368 He's probably just processin' things, you know? 649 01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:03,270 Go on back to bed. 650 01:05:03,304 --> 01:05:06,840 I feel bad if I hurt him. I don't wanna break up. 651 01:05:06,874 --> 01:05:09,276 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong. 652 01:05:09,310 --> 01:05:10,978 He'll get over it. 653 01:05:11,011 --> 01:05:13,347 He just needs to toughen up, is all. 654 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,982 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning. 655 01:05:16,016 --> 01:05:17,452 Will you help me find him? 656 01:05:19,421 --> 01:05:21,388 Please? I'm worried. 657 01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:26,327 All right. 658 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,029 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit. 659 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:40,542 RJ! 660 01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:44,111 Are you in here, brother? 661 01:05:44,144 --> 01:05:46,581 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this. 662 01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:00,327 Oh, no. 663 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,404 I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 664 01:06:09,437 --> 01:06:11,338 What are you doin' out here? 665 01:06:14,609 --> 01:06:16,444 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend. 666 01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:26,086 Have you seen my wife? 667 01:06:27,154 --> 01:06:28,288 No, sir. 668 01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:37,898 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. 669 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,002 Never let a good woman out of your sight. 670 01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:45,407 Never mention her weight. 671 01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:48,242 How do you think I've been surrounded 672 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:51,311 by so many beautiful females my whole life? 673 01:06:52,279 --> 01:06:53,914 There's an art to it. 674 01:06:55,282 --> 01:06:56,917 Just like business. 675 01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:11,633 Fuck! Son of a bitch! 676 01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:26,280 Oh, fuck me! 677 01:07:28,483 --> 01:07:32,420 Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic. 678 01:07:32,454 --> 01:07:35,022 Oh, fuck. 679 01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,497 RJ, you in here? 680 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,399 I stepped on a nail. 681 01:07:45,433 --> 01:07:48,168 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake! 682 01:07:49,571 --> 01:07:51,739 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit. 683 01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,051 RJ? 684 01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:08,388 Church mouse, that you? 685 01:08:56,571 --> 01:08:59,339 There's another light down in the cellar. 686 01:08:59,373 --> 01:09:00,608 Can you go get it? 687 01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:05,345 Please. My wife is not well. 688 01:09:05,379 --> 01:09:06,681 It's very dark, 689 01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:09,417 and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip. 690 01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:29,336 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench. 691 01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:17,645 Found it! 692 01:11:32,359 --> 01:11:33,628 Hey, I'm locked in! 693 01:11:38,265 --> 01:11:39,366 Hey! 694 01:11:41,703 --> 01:11:44,539 Hey! Hey! Open up! 695 01:12:51,973 --> 01:12:53,441 What is it, baby? 696 01:12:54,909 --> 01:12:56,677 Thought I heard somethin'. 697 01:12:59,346 --> 01:13:00,648 Probably nothin'. 698 01:13:02,349 --> 01:13:03,851 Old habits die hard. 699 01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:06,554 Go back to sleep. 700 01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:09,657 Aye, aye, captain. 701 01:14:07,481 --> 01:14:08,816 Everything okay, Pops? 702 01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:14,455 My wife, she's gone missing. 703 01:14:14,488 --> 01:14:15,556 Missin'? 704 01:14:17,091 --> 01:14:18,826 She gets confused. 705 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:21,996 It happens sometimes after dark. 706 01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:24,465 Lot of firepower for a missin' wife. 707 01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,034 It's for gators. 708 01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:30,404 I found her once by the edge of our pond. 709 01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:32,039 If she was to fall in... 710 01:14:35,843 --> 01:14:37,011 Want some help? 711 01:14:40,214 --> 01:14:42,483 Not for self but for country, right? 712 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,688 Let me go and get my skivvies. 713 01:17:31,118 --> 01:17:33,788 I say we each take a side of the perimeter. 714 01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:35,890 Cover ground quicker that way. 715 01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:37,892 I only got the one light. 716 01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,662 No offense, 717 01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:43,964 but it's been a while since you was deployed. 718 01:17:43,998 --> 01:17:46,133 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy 719 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,235 scanning for land mines and trip wires. 720 01:17:48,269 --> 01:17:51,172 Once a marine, always a marine. 721 01:17:52,139 --> 01:17:53,674 If she's out here... 722 01:17:55,009 --> 01:17:56,243 I'll find her. 723 01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:00,901 I got nothin', Pops. 724 01:20:09,043 --> 01:20:10,244 Shit. 725 01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:14,381 What you doing all the way in there? 726 01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:30,264 Oh, no. 727 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:34,335 Pops, you okay? 728 01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:36,036 You in here? 729 01:20:37,304 --> 01:20:41,443 Help! Help, somebody, please! 730 01:20:41,476 --> 01:20:43,110 Please help me! 731 01:20:44,979 --> 01:20:46,046 RJ! 732 01:20:47,948 --> 01:20:49,016 Help! 733 01:21:27,187 --> 01:21:29,256 Oh, shit! 734 01:21:29,290 --> 01:21:32,159 You scared me, Pops. 735 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:35,095 Once a marine, always a marine. 736 01:21:36,163 --> 01:21:37,164 Well... 737 01:21:38,198 --> 01:21:39,933 Your lady ain't in there. 738 01:21:39,967 --> 01:21:42,936 I can't give her what she wants anymore. 739 01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:47,475 You don't understand what it's like. 740 01:21:47,509 --> 01:21:49,577 You can still do as you please. 741 01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:51,378 Say what? 742 01:21:51,413 --> 01:21:55,115 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same. 743 01:21:55,149 --> 01:21:58,520 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes. 744 01:21:58,553 --> 01:22:00,455 Enticin' my wife. 745 01:22:02,424 --> 01:22:04,191 Yeah... 746 01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:06,628 Okay, well, 747 01:22:06,661 --> 01:22:08,329 we better get back up to the house 748 01:22:08,362 --> 01:22:10,197 and find out what's goin' on. 749 01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:13,000 I know exactly what's goin' on. 750 01:23:03,283 --> 01:23:05,919 Maxine? 751 01:23:08,122 --> 01:23:11,258 That woman was in my bed touching me! 752 01:23:44,426 --> 01:23:46,160 You're just makin' things worse. 753 01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:47,595 Help me! 754 01:23:47,629 --> 01:23:49,531 Somebody! Please! 755 01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:51,466 Nobody is comin' for ya. 756 01:23:51,499 --> 01:23:54,402 Get back down in that cellar and be quiet! 757 01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:01,975 - Shut up! - Help! 758 01:24:02,009 --> 01:24:05,513 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers, 759 01:24:05,547 --> 01:24:07,147 sex fiends, 760 01:24:07,181 --> 01:24:08,248 lurkin' where we least expect... 761 01:24:08,282 --> 01:24:09,316 Help! 762 01:24:09,349 --> 01:24:12,052 - Somebody, help! - ...in good Christian homes, 763 01:24:12,085 --> 01:24:14,388 right under our very noses! 764 01:24:21,195 --> 01:24:22,196 Jackson? 765 01:24:23,465 --> 01:24:24,466 Wayne? 766 01:24:25,365 --> 01:24:26,434 Where are y'all? 767 01:24:44,552 --> 01:24:45,587 Oh, my goodness. 768 01:24:46,286 --> 01:24:47,522 Ma'am? 769 01:24:47,555 --> 01:24:50,224 Ma'am? Be careful! 770 01:24:50,257 --> 01:24:53,093 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous. 771 01:24:55,229 --> 01:24:57,665 It's all right. Here, here. 772 01:24:57,699 --> 01:25:00,468 You're safe now, okay? 773 01:25:00,502 --> 01:25:03,505 Are you hurt? I don't see anything. 774 01:25:03,538 --> 01:25:05,807 My nana gets confused sometimes as well. 775 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,475 I learned all about it. 776 01:25:07,509 --> 01:25:08,576 Believe it or not, I've even thought 777 01:25:08,610 --> 01:25:10,210 about becomin' a nurse one day. 778 01:25:10,244 --> 01:25:11,278 So... 779 01:25:11,311 --> 01:25:12,547 Okay. Why don't you come with... 780 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,114 Oh! 781 01:25:15,315 --> 01:25:16,551 What the hell did you do that for? 782 01:25:16,584 --> 01:25:19,420 I don't need a nurse. 783 01:25:19,454 --> 01:25:21,321 Why should you get to have it all? 784 01:25:21,355 --> 01:25:24,124 What have you ever done except be a whore? 785 01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:28,195 Okay, you know what? 786 01:25:28,228 --> 01:25:30,598 You don't want my help? No problem. 787 01:25:30,632 --> 01:25:32,634 I was just tryin' to be nice. 788 01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:35,335 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it 789 01:25:35,369 --> 01:25:37,405 in my face like you do. 790 01:25:37,438 --> 01:25:40,608 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted. 791 01:25:40,642 --> 01:25:43,811 Now move out of the way, please. 792 01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:48,416 Move! You mean old ugly b... 793 01:25:55,557 --> 01:25:56,691 Bitch. 794 01:26:21,482 --> 01:26:22,784 Was that the one? 795 01:26:23,818 --> 01:26:26,219 You know I don't like blondes. 796 01:26:43,504 --> 01:26:45,105 Disgustin'. 797 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,348 Lorraine? 798 01:26:55,483 --> 01:26:56,484 RJ? 799 01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:07,689 Uh, place is empty. 800 01:28:08,990 --> 01:28:11,391 What about that other fella, Wayne? 801 01:28:11,426 --> 01:28:14,696 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was. 802 01:28:15,930 --> 01:28:18,398 Well, that's three down. 803 01:28:18,433 --> 01:28:20,501 Four. 804 01:28:20,535 --> 01:28:23,638 And I got another kept up at the house for you. 805 01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:25,272 I don't want her. 806 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:27,542 This one was different. 807 01:28:27,575 --> 01:28:29,711 She had something special. 808 01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:31,344 Like I did. 809 01:28:31,378 --> 01:28:33,915 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want. 810 01:28:37,852 --> 01:28:40,488 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl. 811 01:28:40,521 --> 01:28:42,523 But I'm tired, too. 812 01:28:45,626 --> 01:28:46,728 I know. 813 01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:56,871 Tell me I'm special. 814 01:29:02,777 --> 01:29:04,479 Of course you are. 815 01:29:07,648 --> 01:29:09,817 I've felt that way 816 01:29:09,851 --> 01:29:11,886 since the first moment we met. 817 01:29:13,688 --> 01:29:17,290 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. 818 01:29:22,329 --> 01:29:24,766 Oh, not anymore. 819 01:29:26,968 --> 01:29:28,503 Always. 820 01:29:35,510 --> 01:29:37,310 Tell me I'm yours. 821 01:29:40,081 --> 01:29:41,949 That you still want me. 822 01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:53,326 Make me feel young again. 823 01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:05,606 What if my heart can't take it? 824 01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:06,908 It can. 825 01:31:43,104 --> 01:31:46,140 Fuck me, Howard. 826 01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:47,808 Fuck me. 827 01:32:04,926 --> 01:32:06,694 Fuck me. 828 01:32:26,047 --> 01:32:29,784 Help! 829 01:32:29,817 --> 01:32:30,985 Help! 830 01:32:31,018 --> 01:32:34,155 Somebody, help me, please! 831 01:33:14,195 --> 01:33:16,764 Let me out of here! 832 01:33:16,797 --> 01:33:18,132 Keep your voice down. 833 01:33:19,266 --> 01:33:20,835 Don't tell me to be quiet! 834 01:33:20,868 --> 01:33:23,104 I was locked in a dungeon down there! 835 01:33:23,137 --> 01:33:25,773 These old people are fucking crazy! 836 01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:26,874 I have to get out of this house 837 01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:28,242 before they kill me, too. 838 01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:30,311 We need to find the keys to their truck. 839 01:33:30,344 --> 01:33:32,013 I never should have listened to you. 840 01:33:32,046 --> 01:33:33,714 This is all your fault! 841 01:33:33,748 --> 01:33:35,883 Lorraine, we need to stick together. 842 01:33:35,916 --> 01:33:37,651 I hate you! 843 01:33:37,685 --> 01:33:39,887 I hate you all so much! 844 01:33:40,788 --> 01:33:41,989 Lorraine! 845 01:33:46,594 --> 01:33:49,563 I told her to stay in the damn cellar! 846 01:33:50,097 --> 01:33:51,599 That's all right. 847 01:33:52,266 --> 01:33:54,235 We don't need her anymore. 848 01:33:55,636 --> 01:33:58,239 We got each other again. 849 01:33:58,272 --> 01:34:00,841 Help me drag the body inside. 850 01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:03,044 If she's in the house, that's self-defense. 851 01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:05,012 That's the law. 852 01:34:05,046 --> 01:34:05,946 You don't really believe 853 01:34:05,980 --> 01:34:08,249 anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you? 854 01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:09,950 We ain't gonna risk it. 855 01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:14,989 We need to play this smart, Pearl. 856 01:34:15,022 --> 01:34:17,058 No sense in making a mess now. 857 01:34:18,893 --> 01:34:20,995 If nobody shows up by tomorrow, 858 01:34:21,028 --> 01:34:23,164 we'll take the body and we'll dump her 859 01:34:23,197 --> 01:34:25,032 in the pond with the others. 860 01:34:25,066 --> 01:34:27,234 Which reminds me, we're gonna need 861 01:34:27,268 --> 01:34:29,003 to get Wayne outta the barn 862 01:34:29,036 --> 01:34:30,704 and sink him, too. 863 01:34:47,955 --> 01:34:50,024 She's heavier than she looks. 864 01:34:59,366 --> 01:35:01,268 Howard. Howard! 865 01:35:05,739 --> 01:35:06,774 Howard? 866 01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:08,909 Howard? 867 01:35:08,943 --> 01:35:10,077 Howard! 868 01:35:11,378 --> 01:35:13,280 Where are the keys to the truck? 869 01:35:13,314 --> 01:35:15,716 - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit! 870 01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:17,852 - Where are the fucking keys? - Well, now... 871 01:35:17,885 --> 01:35:19,687 - In the kitchen... - ...here we all are... 872 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,823 - ...under the lamp. - ...together. 873 01:35:22,857 --> 01:35:23,924 Howard? 874 01:35:23,958 --> 01:35:25,759 We have reached a crossroad. 875 01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:27,194 With salvation... 876 01:35:27,228 --> 01:35:28,929 - Howard? - ...or damnation? 877 01:35:28,963 --> 01:35:31,899 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done. 878 01:35:31,932 --> 01:35:33,067 The time is now. 879 01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:36,036 - What I have done? - For if we do not take control 880 01:35:36,070 --> 01:35:38,239 - of our own fate, the Lord... - What about you? 881 01:35:38,272 --> 01:35:40,040 ...shall do it for us. 882 01:35:40,074 --> 01:35:42,376 You don't think I know who you really are? 883 01:35:42,410 --> 01:35:45,713 I saw what you did in the barn. 884 01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:47,915 You're a deviant little whore. 885 01:35:48,816 --> 01:35:49,884 We're the same. 886 01:35:52,219 --> 01:35:54,422 You'll end up just like me. 887 01:35:54,456 --> 01:35:57,758 Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment... 888 01:35:57,791 --> 01:35:58,926 I'm nothin' like you. 889 01:35:58,959 --> 01:36:00,194 ...once and for all. 890 01:36:00,227 --> 01:36:02,763 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend. 891 01:36:02,796 --> 01:36:04,298 I'm a fucking star! 892 01:36:04,331 --> 01:36:05,332 The whole world is gonna know my name. 893 01:36:05,366 --> 01:36:06,700 I want to hear you all. 894 01:36:06,734 --> 01:36:08,135 Say it with me now. 895 01:36:08,169 --> 01:36:09,870 I will not accept a life 896 01:36:09,904 --> 01:36:11,772 - I do not deserve. - I will not accept a life 897 01:36:11,805 --> 01:36:14,308 I do not deserve. 898 01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:16,944 Hallelujah! 899 01:36:16,977 --> 01:36:19,380 Stop fuckin' starin' at me! 900 01:36:48,042 --> 01:36:52,379 Now, that's what I call divine intervention! 901 01:36:52,414 --> 01:36:58,852 The Lord smiles on those who accept Him. Praise his name! 902 01:36:58,886 --> 01:37:02,356 Glory be to Jesus! 903 01:37:21,008 --> 01:37:24,211 My hip... 904 01:37:24,245 --> 01:37:25,246 Help. 905 01:37:30,150 --> 01:37:33,087 Shh! 906 01:37:44,532 --> 01:37:46,333 You whore! 907 01:37:47,535 --> 01:37:49,537 You're not innocent! 908 01:37:51,573 --> 01:37:53,508 You're not special! 909 01:37:54,942 --> 01:37:58,112 It'll all be taken from you! 910 01:37:58,145 --> 01:38:00,781 Just like it was from me! 911 01:38:01,549 --> 01:38:02,584 I'll tell everyone 912 01:38:02,617 --> 01:38:04,251 what you are! 913 01:38:10,124 --> 01:38:11,526 It'll be our secret. 914 01:38:30,578 --> 01:38:32,514 Divine intervention. 915 01:38:58,339 --> 01:39:00,442 Praise the fuckin' Lord. 916 01:39:19,326 --> 01:39:22,896 I hope that, through my own admission, 917 01:39:22,930 --> 01:39:24,599 others may find the light. 918 01:39:25,633 --> 01:39:27,334 I wanna show y'all somethin'. 919 01:39:29,571 --> 01:39:31,038 Get a shot of this. 920 01:39:33,974 --> 01:39:35,376 There she is. 921 01:39:35,410 --> 01:39:37,579 My beautiful little daughter Maxine. 922 01:39:38,379 --> 01:39:40,482 Lured into a life of sin 923 01:39:40,515 --> 01:39:41,915 by the very deviants 924 01:39:41,949 --> 01:39:45,252 we warn of here on a daily basis. 925 01:39:45,285 --> 01:39:49,524 From our lovin' home into the hands of devils. 926 01:39:50,290 --> 01:39:52,527 We pray, one day, 927 01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:56,230 she'll find her way home to us. 928 01:39:56,263 --> 01:39:58,232 Amen. 929 01:39:58,265 --> 01:40:00,402 Bless you, bless you. 930 01:40:09,977 --> 01:40:11,579 What do you reckon happened, Sheriff? 931 01:40:14,682 --> 01:40:16,484 How the hell should I know? 932 01:40:21,054 --> 01:40:22,256 Hey, boss. 933 01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:29,664 One of the boys found this inside. 934 01:40:33,668 --> 01:40:35,202 What do you think is on it? 935 01:40:37,371 --> 01:40:40,575 Well, by the looks of everythin'... 936 01:40:42,410 --> 01:40:45,680 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture. 937 01:40:51,590 --> 01:40:56,590 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull