He seemed to take that well.
Yes, yes.
Well, I probably should have clarified
that Julia wasn't your mom earlier.
But it wouldn't have been as good of a story.
He's really invested in you and Julia, huh?
He's not the only one.
Please come to the memorial.
If Julia doesn't show up I'll need the support.
If Julia does show up, I'll also need the support.
Just come...
Okay. I'll try.
Okay, my love.
Until next time.
Come here.
You're great!
Let's see how it goes with Hugo.
Good luck Máximo.
How Compatible Are You With Your Partner?
Ay, what happened to your sleeves? Were you attacked?!
Mom, it's the look.
Well... let's go clothes shopping this weekend
to get something with sleeves.
No! I don't want you picking out my stuff!
Actually, why doesn't Esteban take me?
He knows when not to have opinions. Right?
I do!
Or don't.
Julia!
I thought you were dead.
That's where you went?
Not "Julia must be doing sit-ups?"
Well, I certainly didn't guess that you'd be
sewing in this position.
What are you doing?
I tweaked my back from hunching over all day.
But I didn't want to stop working.
Being in this position just made sense.
How does this make sense?
You need to take a break.
Love, the shop is opening in three weeks!
I have a tight schedule:
I have to work, eat, work, work.
What about sleep?
Don't be silly.
I can't sleep here
this is my workspace.
Then maybe you should go home.
Then how would I work?
My love, trust me.
I have everything under control.
Now I pulled my hip!
I'll try working on my side.
Yep! This works.
Hello.
Can I please have-
Sorry, I was here first.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see--
- Nora? - Sonia?
- Is that you? - Yes! How are you?
This is unbelievable!
You look incredible!
Thank you.
You're sweet.
I probably just look better without puffy eyes
and mascara running down my face.
You're too much.
Tell me, what brings you here?
You must be having a "me" day.
What's a "me" day?
Right? It's every mom's dilemma:
We spend all our time raising our kids,
teaching them,
working,
then suddenly they don't need you anymore
and we're like, what do I do now?
- Yes. - Am I wrong?
I feel exactly the same way.
I feel like I've tried everything.
Ay, don't be coy! Tell me your secret.
Well, I don't know if it's a secret but,
there's this place I've been going to
and it changed my life.
It could change yours, too.
Oh wow...
Take a look.
Good to see you.
I like this one.
It makes me look more manly.
I'm sorry, señorita
but that's a fair price.
I made this bracelet by hand.
I have to be paid for my work.
I have a better idea.
How about I pay you what I think it's worth?
How about you pay him what he's asking for?
Excuse me?
Sara, maybe we better go.
Yeah, Sara.
You should listen to your boyfriend.
He's actually my stepfather.
But for a daddy's girl
I could see how he'd be your type.
Come on, girls
this one would never have a boyfriend.
Haven't you heard? She's a tortillera.
You do know that means
a woman who makes tortillas, right?
Kind of a weird insult.
No. I meant it like: a girl who likes girls.
That's even more vague.
You like girls.
No, I don't.
Well, you heard her. Get out of here.
She doesn't like you.
Ay, no! Yes, I do!
You're twisting my words!
No. The words you're using are wrong.
And if you were looking to get under my skin
let me save you the trouble
and tell you that I'm a lesbian.
And you are three bullies with hair fit for a horse.
Have fun being generally awful.
And if you need a snack
they sell carrots around the corner.
Real good ones.
I am crying.
Dammit!
No, this doesn't bother me
but I need these shelves two centimeters lower
to make room for the mirror.
Thank you.
One more thing...
I'm hating this column.
Can we move it?
It's load bearing.
Is that a 'yes?'
Sara.
You left so fast
I didn't have a chance to talk to you.
I know I went too far with those girls.
But they deserved it.
Oh, I'm not upset.
I'm actually in awe.
The way you articulated your points
and put your foes on their heels.
Yeah
that was fun.
No
that was debate.
There's a tournament coming up here in Acapulco.
You should think about entering.
The winner gets a scholarship for college.
Even college in the States.
How do you know all this?
Because I did it myself.
Look...
This is my favorite debate book.
Isn't she beautiful?
You debated?
But... you're so...
...you.
I've seen your mother change your mind
just by clearing her throat.
Well, I was unstoppable.
They called me
Esteban-ator.
Because I annihilated everyone.
Not literally. But you get it.
Thanks.
Not interested.
Oh. Okay.
I'll leave this here.
In case you change your mind.
Chapter five
will blow your mind.
Again, not literally.
Oh, and...
for what it's worth
you didn't deserve what those girls said to you.
Okay, you were right.
This place is pretty cool.
See! I'm so glad you said yes to this.
Now you can leave all your worries behind
and enjoy this hidden gem.
Just you and me.
Máximo!
Julia!
Memo?!
What a surprise!
Hey girl!
Hi! Welcome to La Puerta Secreta.
Oh do you all want to sit together?
We don't want to trouble you.
It's no trouble at all.
- No, really, we-- - Consider it done!
Oh, what great service!
Okay. A little change of plans
but this is going to be great.
How often do we get to spend time
with our beloved friends?
What the hell are you doing here?
You recommended this place to me!
Yeah. It's just
it was such a great idea so I took it!
I need to find something in common with Lorena!
Alright who's ready for some appetizers?
Ah, us!
Look, mi amor! They have queso fundido.
I love cheese. You love cheese.
Shall we split an order?
No thanks. I don't really like sharing.
I'm getting the shrimp.
You don't like sharing?
ROOM 3
The white woman!
Dancing?
Must be so nice to share something with
a loved one.
My love, are you sure you don't want
some of my chapulines?
I can throw one into your mouth.
Like hibachi!
Uch, I hate hibachi.
What?!
But... it's the best mix
of dining and martial arts!
All coming together to create--
totally average stir fry.
Hey
What are you doing?
Remember my mannequin?
I realized it was the strap that was bothering me
so if I moved it to this side
the dress will fit better.
That's great.
But you're not supposed to be working.
You're supposed to be relaxing, remember?
Do you find this relaxing?
They make volcanos out of onions!
You're ruining my plan with Julia!
Can you stop worrying about that stupid quiz
and just get along!
Oh, sorry.
Memo received by Memo.
See? All good!
From now on
I promise it will be smooth sailing.
Máximo?
Isabel?
Wow.
This is a... surprise.
Yes.
That and other words come to mind too.
What are you doing here?
Just waiting for someone.
Killing time with a paloma.
Okay, good, well...
I'm gonna find my...
I'm sorry, señora, your table isn't ready.
You want to sit with your friends while you wait?
- I can get you a chair. - No!
No...
problem!
What fun!
Oh, did someone have a change of heart?
You tricked me.
This is school!
I know, I know. You hate school.
School hates me!
It's boring. And stupid. Like this book!
I just wasted two hours on it.
That's nothing. Give it more time.
What for?
I just don't get this stuff.
In class, there's only one way to do everything
and I always do it wrong.
What's the point?
You know, you're right.
This is too hard for you.
You probably couldn't handle it.
Excuse me?
That's a very Ad Hominem thing to say.
I don't know what you mean.
It's when you attack the person
and not their argument.
It's the worst way of debating.
Really?
Everyone says it works.
That's Ad Populum!
Just because everyone says a thing
doesn't mean it's true.
This is all in your book.
Okay.
So you know a few terms.
That doesn't mean you can apply them in a match.
When arguments are flying at a thousand miles a minute.
Actually, when I feel backed into a corner
it's like I can see the argument.
When everyone is fumbling for their words
it's right there in front of me.
That is the gift you were talking about
and that is why I can "handle this!"
Congratulations.
You successfully argued why you should be a debater.
Congratulations, Chad!
Isabel...
Nice to see you.
- How long has it been? - I'm not sure
but I think it was the day Máximo told me
he was in love with you instead of me.
So... like three months?
Give or take.
Classic Isabel.
This is super awkward.
Hey, that's something we agree on!
Will you quit it?!
Okay! Who's ready to dig in?
Yes, please.
Anything's better than making more small talk.
Yeah. Let's just eat this and go.
Your wish is my command.
It's not even made yet?!
Now first, the star of the show.
This little guy is from the jungles of Michoacán.
Both smooth and zesty
its flavor reflects the same duality
found in our proud culture.
And... as for this fella
it's a beautiful story
and it all starts on a farm run by a man
named Calixto Gutierrez
ex-player of the Red Sharks.
THAT'S ENOUGH!
I'LL MAKE IT MYSELF
Give me that.
Julia
Julia! Julia
hand me the mortar.
Look, I know you're upset, but--
Of course I'm upset.
I didn't even want to come here.
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to relax.
That's just it, Máximo!
I didn't want to relax,
I wanted to work on my store.
But you wouldn't let me!
What was I supposed to do?
You were so stressed out!
It was a problem.
For who?
You or me?
Because I was doing fine.
Where did they go?
After Lorena asked for her own separate guacamole
Memo lost it and she took off.
Julia's gone too.
I totally blew it with her.
I just wanted to help her take a break from work.
You mean "save" her from work?
She doesn't need that.
It's her work. She knows what she's doing.
I know, but everyone needs to slow down sometimes.
Says the guy who never slows down.
You and Julia are more alike than you know.
You're ambitious...
driven...
stubborn.
The intensity is part of what drew you to her.
I guess we are pretty alike.
Ninety-eight percent alike.
No wonder you work so well together.
It's annoying.
It was good running into you.
It was weird running into you.
Well, I wanted to say...
I'm sorry about the way things ended with us.
I just don't want you to feel...
My date is here.
Nevermind.
Things seemed to have worked out just fine for you.
Lorena!
Lorena, no!
Don't get on the bus!
It's ten minutes away.
I wish I'd just walked briskly then.
But I'm sorry for being so crazy today. It's just...
We slowed down our engagement
so we could learn more about each other...
But now it's like we're learning too much.
Wait.
All of this was because of that stupid quiz?
That was just for fun.
It's in the name! "Que Fun."
But...
What if we don't have enough in common?
What if you decide I'm not the right match?
Thirteen percent is not a winning number.
Who cares?
You know what else had less than thirteen percent chance?
Hugo Sánchez going to Spain
and becoming their lead scorer this year.
How do you know that?
You hate soccer.
I did.
But once I realized how much it meant to you...
I started watching matches and...
I don't know. I found it kind of interesting.
I can't believe you would do that for me.
Well, that's what you do when you love someone.
You love me?
I love you too!
That's another thing we have in common.
Look...
Now that we both like soccer...
We're up to eighteen percent.
I'm in.
I know.
Only thing is...
Here. I didn't understand this part.
I brought you some guacamole.
Worth every bit of the three years
it took to make.
What are you doing here?
I prefer to grovel in person.
I'm sorry, Julia.
I didn't mean to make you feel like your
work isn't important.
Because it is.
It's a reflection of you...
your passion.
Which I find amazing.
Even if it makes me sew on the floor?
On the floor, on the roof.
You sew wherever you want.
You have a process and I respect it.
You left this behind.
Thank you.
Maybe I could
take a little break
after all.
No. You have work to do!
I brought some files, so don't try to distract me.
In fact from here on out, no eye contact is allowed!
I didn't see anything.
I see you looking at me.