maybe you weren't cut out for the job to begin with.
In fact, maybe you're
just a whiny little bitch like you've always been.
I am not a whiny little bitch!
Remember how much you cried
when you got stung by that bee?
I was seven!
You were nine and you were weak!
Look.
I've been waiting forever for a shot like this
and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get to the top.
Even lie about being an "electronics whiz."
I don't even know how to use a phone.
You lied to Ms. Davies?!
She told me to call her "Diane."
And also I've got Don Pablito
in the palm of my hand.
How... sweet of you.
Whiny little bitch.
The lack of opposition in a one-party system leads to
corruption and a gross abuse of human rights.
Which is why I affirm the resolution that
Mexico's democratic process is inherently flawed.
- Time! - That's my kid!
Well, she's actually hers--
but we're married, so...
That's my kid!
Did you see that?
The way she presented her argument
and supported it with evidence--
Am I sweating? I feel like I'm sweating.
Feels like organized yelling,
but I have to say, it is so nice to see
my Sara finally passionate about academics.
Excuse me, sir?
We noticed you cheering.
I'm sorry, sometimes I get excited.
No, it's fine. We just wanted to ask:
Are you Esteban Navarro?
It's him!
The Esteban-ator!
We're huge fans!
Nice to meet you.
Wow. You have fans?
What can I say?
I may have made a bit of a name for myself
in the debate world of Acapulco.
Just Acapulco? Try the entire state of Guerrero!
It's no wonder your daughter destroyed ours!
- That was your daughter?! - Yes.
I hope she's okay.
Oh, please, it was an honor for her to
get publicly humiliated by your pupil.
- It was nice meeting you. - You too.
Nice meeting you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Well, Esteban-ator,
you want to go grab some food before the next round?
But we can't lose our seats.
They're the perfect proximity to the stage.
If Sara makes someone cry,
we'll be able to see tears.
This is just for fun--
you're not taking it too seriously, right?
Of course not.
LET'S GO SARA!
Memo, you know family means everything to me.
So, in the name of being honest, is there any chance
just perhaps, that your sister might be--
A total monster?! Yes!
You think so, too?!
Of course!
Dulce is awful!
The only reason I got her a job here
was because it was a one-day gig
and my mom made me do it!
But then she got herself a permanent position
and now I've let a fox into the hen house!
So we agree, she needs to be stopped!
Absolutely!
Then you'll help me get rid of her?
Absolutely not!
This is a real rollercoaster of a conversation...
Máximo, I could never go against my family.
Once, my cousin, Felipe, gave out
my abuela's secret mole recipe.
To this day, I don't know where he is.
Oh! What if I just-
Stop! Don't even tell me!
If I know anything
I'll have no choice but to tell her.
You would do that?
But I'm your best friend!
I know. And I would hate myself for it.
But she's my sister.
I can't betray her.
No matter how much I may want to.
It wouldn't be right.
Also, my mom would kill me.
Okay. I understand.
I promise to leave you out of it.
Good. Thanks.
And this conversation never happened.
Damn it. Every time.
For our next match, the topic will be "universal healthcare."
Sara's gonna destroy her opponent so bad,
she'll need all the healthcare in the universe.
Popcorn?
And Ms. Gallardo's opponent this round...
I can't believe you're here!
Why didn't you tell me you debated?
Maybe I would have if you'd even bothered to call.
I thought our kiss meant something to you,
but I guess I was wrong...
No, I did!
You don't understand--
Competitors, take your places.
Good luck,
you're going to need it.
Ms. Gallardo, since you'll be arguing the affirmative,
you are up first.
Your time begins...
now.
Ms. Gallardo? Your time has started.
Did she forget?
Today, I affirm, uh, the resolution that healthcare,
because I think it's something we all need
if we want to, uh,
fight for, uh,
us to all have...
Therefore, in closing, my opponent is a demon monster
who kisses girls and never calls,
and I negate the resolution that she's a decent human being.
May she rot in hell.
Sara! What was that?!
You just threw away your whole scholarship!
I don't care!
This was your dumb thing, not mine.
I never should have let you talk me into this in the first place.
I know I shouldn't have snapped at Sara like that.
But that was one of our best topics. This was our chance!
What do you mean "our" topics?
No, her topics.
What do you mean "our" chance?
Oh no.
I got too wrapped up in this, didn't I?
You made a shirt.
I made two.
Unbelievable.
Look...
the great thing about being a parent
is you always get another chance to get it right.
I married a wise woman.
I won't debate that.
Will you help me talk to her?
Actually, I think the Esteban-ator should handle this one on his own.
Good luck.
Look at it this way,
we'll beat the traffic home.
I screwed up everything.
No, you didn't.
I never should have pushed you so hard.
It's just, part of me has always wondered what would
have happened if I'd been able to take debate all the way.
What stopped you?
My mom.
She wanted me to stay in Acapulco.
She was scared to send me out into the world,
and maybe a part of me was scared, too...
My mom can be very persuasive.
she once convinced me I hate ice cream.
You love ice cream!
I'm so sorry.
I know.
Sara... just because this was my passion,
it doesn't mean it has to be yours.
I love you and support you...
Even if that means you don't want to destroy all of Guerrero.
ANNOUNCER: "Please take your seats."
The next match is about to start.
You want to stay and watch?
Let's go home.
There's another competition in the spring, though.
Could be fun...
Especially if my coach is the "Esteban-ator."
I signed three autographs today.
Someone backstage asked how much I was paying you.
I'll be your coach and
you'll be my representative.
Wait, I think I'm missing a page.