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《阿卡普高》

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曉高，你知道嗎？

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我總是在講自己的事

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不如換你講講

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那麼

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你在家鄉有女朋友嗎？

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有一個叫娜塔莉雅的女仔

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她不是我女朋友，我們只是實驗拍檔

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-但有一天…
-是

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她明明本來就有原子筆
卻跑來問我借原子筆

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-抑或她手上那支是鉛芯筆？
-嘩，精彩，好正

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好，1985年的情人節

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不，等陣，我未講完

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你講完了

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1985年的情人節

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整個拉斯哥連拿斯也十分期待

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由美國大公司創造
入侵我們國家的廉價節日

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並且一年比一年普通？

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不了

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情人節既低劣又膚淺

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好吧，不是每個人都很期待

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我告訴馬西莫時，他也是這個表情

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我不想今天有任何老土的橋段

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他超可愛

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你們交往多久了？九天嗎？

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是吧？

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竟然你知，我不知

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誰會這樣數著交往了幾天？

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九天了

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我喜歡這樣數著交往的日子

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恭喜你，“兄友”

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今晚有甚麼特別計劃嗎？

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她對情人節不太感興趣

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但這樣更輕鬆，對吧？

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毫無壓力

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對，是

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你呢？你和查德有甚麼搞作嗎？

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沒有，他不是那種會慶祝情人節的人

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我們會留在家裏

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應該會幾好

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唏…

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-嗨
-我們都稱心滿意

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雖然我和胡莉雅之間仍然很尷尬

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但情人節將會令所有問題浮現

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造成極尷尬的場面

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情人節結束前，有些關係會更加甜蜜

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有段關係將會破碎
但在未來更加密不可分

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有段關係將會告終

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認真？你總要講到這麼神秘？

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我不知道，我有嗎？

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講你就講

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情人節對人際關係的壓力甚大

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包括地下情

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剛剛幾好玩

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簡直令我意想不到
你的頭髮一點也沒有動

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經過數月來的約炮

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黛安和阿德之間的關係，逐漸起了變化

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對其中一方來說
那只是無意義的肉體關係

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但對另一方來說…
它變成了一段轟天動地的愛情

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職員已經在戶外招待客人
你走後門吧，免得被人看見

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對了

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情人節快樂

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核突

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-我有一刻還以為你來真的
-當然不是

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勁核突

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-退下
-是

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（致黛安，成為我的情人吧，錫錫）

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同一時間
那天是羅蓮娜在阿卡普高的最後一天

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因為她要回去墨西加利了

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她和默莫開始交往後

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他們一直找不到獨處的時機

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不准拖手

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但默莫依然下定決心去說服露珮

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讓他們能在最後一夜有獨處的機會

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露珮

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我今天要來示愛

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-甚麼？
-不是對你，對羅蓮娜

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你的侄女

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我的真命天女明天就要離開

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所以希望你批准我們出去約會

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畢竟今天是情人節

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我會煩到你同意為止

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-不行
-好吧

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而我仍在找方法

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向黛安證明自己

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於是我決定不只要遞報紙

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你的咖啡和報紙

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還有丹麥麵包

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再送你一個小盆栽來裝飾辦公室

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還有一包薄荷糖

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還有瑪芬，以防你不喜歡丹麥麵包

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謝謝你這些零散的物品

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我有一個重要任務給你

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我們幾個月來
我們都在宣傳豪華情人節套餐

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供人入住總統套房，但至今依然無人問津

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直到今朝早

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豪華情人節套餐包含甚麼？

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那就是有趣之處，我不知道

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但我們要令泰勒夫婦覺得物超所值

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你要我想主意？我最愛情人節

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我最愛浪漫，最愛套餐

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好極

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（黛安迪維絲，行政總裁）

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我知道責任重大
但你放心，我還安排了另一個人幫手

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好了，兩位，讓套房充滿浪漫吧

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我負責這間房

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我負責另一間房

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同一時間，莎娜還是心碎不已

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怪你婆婆害到她和盧貝達分手

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但她當然不能說出口
她只能以奇怪的方式洩憤

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好大聲

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我校細聲一點

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我是說你咀嚼很大聲

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-我在吃香蕉，幾乎不用咀嚼
-是

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但你還是能夠
食到成口螺絲一樣嘈喧巴閉

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不，我甚麼都聽不見
你看我耳朵和嘴巴多近

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天啊，有鉤真好

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伊塔班，過來傾偈

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情人節快樂

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請先出去吧

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出去？

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可以嗎？我想煮一餐驚喜晚飯給你

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我打算整“戀愛中的章魚”

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頂，那應該是驚喜才對

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對了，媽咪

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出去

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好

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但你要陪我去

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我要你幫手…我沒有買禮物給他

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好，你們一齊出去

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免得被你見到我整心型焦糖布甸

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我又講漏口了

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我們馬上走

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鮮花、氣球

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香檳、玫瑰花瓣

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不行，完全不行

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不堪入目

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點算？

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士多啤梨朱古力

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帕布魯先生教過我用手巾摺天鵝

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我可以把床上的兩條毛巾
摺成對吻的天鵝

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好，我可以想像到泰勒夫婦會怎麼說了

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天啊，蘇珊，毛巾摺成的天鵝

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我就說這個套餐物超所值吧

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對不起，我沒有你那麼聰明
“士多啤梨朱古力”

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我們之間為何這麼尷尬？

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連同處一個房間也很尷尬

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我知道，勁尷尬

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我想念你這位朋友

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到底發生甚麼事了？

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都是因為那天在露臺…

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溝死女的阿德

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我見到你偷望那個靚女

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-沒有
-情人節有甚麼大計？

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你肯定難以決定要選擇和誰約會

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我的心裏只一個人選

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聽落有一頭猛獸被馴服了

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這個靚女是怎麼樣的？
來吧，老友，快告訴我

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她的身材如何？她會是我杯茶嗎？

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算是吧

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你們有著很多共通點

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拜託，我要聽詳細，好嗎？
她年紀比你大？還是比你小？

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她…年紀比我大

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對，我早就估到，她是性感老媽，老媽…

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請不要再說“老媽”

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-我的媽媽超級性感
-好了

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唏，你小心點，不然我會把她搶走

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希望不會吧

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查德搭上性感老媽，你敢想像嗎？

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-我儘量不會去想
-唏，你知道嗎？

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如果我和胡莉雅分手了

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-她有姐妹嗎？
-沒有

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但有一個兒子

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天啊，萬人迷，你要做人爸爸了

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-不是
-是啊

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不重要了，好嗎？

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-她似乎對我失去興趣了
-等陣，在情人節？

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對，就是嘛

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我還給她買了一隻巨型毛公仔，現在…

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巨型毛公仔

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老友，你在和一個熟女、一個母親交往

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你不能…如果有人送一隻
巨型毛公仔給我媽媽

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我會…指著他來恥笑，好嗎？

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你喜歡她的話
你就要進取一點，搏盡無悔

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把握機會，送一些名貴的“薯寶”

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明嗎？西班牙語的“J”都是不發音？

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很高興和你做生意

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好，你想談…露臺的事？

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是，不，我是說…

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你說那是做錯…

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我亦同意

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對，蠢死了

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蠢死了，根本不值一提

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不只如此，更加毫無意義

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但事情還是發生了，而且讓我焦躁不安

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要是我一直不把想法說出來

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我會瘋掉，但我不能說

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因為我不能告訴任何人

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你可以告訴我

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不行，不能告訴你

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會很丟臉

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用它蒙著雙眼

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現在不太適合玩打皮納塔吧

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不是，如果我們看不到彼此

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那就可以輕易說出心中話吧

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我示範給你看

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我上禮拜吃了露珮的乳酪

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如釋重負

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好，到我

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好了

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我開始講了

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我最近一直難以釋懷，就是因為那天的…

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一吻

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我覺得有必要告訴查德
但那可能會令我們分手收場

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我亦覺得有必要告訴伊莎貝
但那又可能會令你們分手收場

216
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,049
我想跟你談那件事

217
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:43,889
但那一吻使我們之間變得尷尬了

218
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:50,812
我覺得無論自己怎麼做
最後也會令人失望

219
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:54,191
我不知所措了

220
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,451
沒有發生過

221
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,578
甚麼意思？

222
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:11,917
如果沒有發生過
你就沒有事情要隱瞞查德和伊莎貝

223
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,046
如果沒有發生過，你就不會不知所措

224
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,175
如果沒有發生過…

225
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,262
我們就可以繼續做朋友

226
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,764
當時露臺上只有我和你

227
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,016
我們可以選擇守口如瓶

228
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,728
只要我們說沒有發生過…

229
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,690
它就沒有發生過

230
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,235
沒有發生過

231
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,654
沒有發生過

232
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,038
巴黎

233
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,207
甚麼？

234
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,919
這些燈令我想起巴黎的燈飾

235
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,798
之前我們主持模擬聯合國時
應該還留有一些用品

236
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,135
對，可以叫廚房整紅酒燉雞和牛角包

237
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,723
查德有一部古典留聲機，很適合放在這裏

238
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,683
我們開始準備

239
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,147
你有成功勸服露珮嗎？

240
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,942
沒有，她堅持要盯著我們的一舉一動

241
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,944
即使是現在

242
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,452
看來這就是我們的情人節了

243
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,578
這樣

244
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,788
我們就來留下深刻的回憶吧

245
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:46,637
年輕的愛情

246
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,181
你知道他們讓我想起誰嗎？

247
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:54,603
你和那個香雞腳園丁

248
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,274
毛利西

249
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,736
願他安息

250
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:08,033
香雞腳游得慢，他逃不過鯊魚的追殺

251
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:12,204
你們以前也會這樣深情對望

252
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,959
他們肯定讓你憶起舊時了

253
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,970
我知道你不喜歡凡事跟媽媽說，但是

254
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,348
你要知道，我會陪在你身邊

255
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:36,728
謝謝，先想好要給伊塔班買甚麼禮物吧

256
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,691
你覺得他會喜歡皮褸嗎？

257
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,695
簡直完美

258
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,366
哈佬，我叫伊塔班
是《阿飛正傳》的主角

259
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,911
但我不會超速

260
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,622
這玩意有安全帶嗎？

261
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,542
拜託，莎娜，不行

262
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,712
應該像這樣

263
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,255
留心看

264
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,340
應該這樣

265
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,969
我是搖滾之王伊塔班

266
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:13,682
太大聲的話，我可以小聲一點，可以嗎？

267
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,769
算了，我直接把它關掉吧

268
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,532
黛安，之前傾好

269
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,327
我會提前向你申請休假

270
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,997
下週末，我要去探望兒子和孫子

271
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,082
我也想批准你去

272
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,127
但我們要準備下個月的荷里活派對
有很多事情要籌備

273
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,714
事實上，我們要開始傾邀請、到會…

274
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:51,845
我們之後再談，好嗎？

275
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,640
好

276
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,062
你在跟我開玩笑？

277
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,732
如果愛上你一個笑話
那我就是全世界最大的笑話

278
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:08,237
黛安，我和許多…
不，我和超多女性交往過

279
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:14,535
但沒有人比得上你
黛安迪維絲，我的愛人

280
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,744
好，看來我們之間有些誤會

281
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,290
我永遠不會離棄你，我會永遠在你身邊

282
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,376
甚麼？不，這是甚麼？

283
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,711
之前傾好，我們只是炮友

284
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:25,796
但我的愛人

285
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,005
請不要再叫我愛人

286
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,384
你知道嗎？

287
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,927
你破壞了這段關係

288
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,762
對不起，阿德，我們玩完了

289
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,306
等陣

290
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,599
玩完？

291
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,894
好吧，我們不必相愛

292
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,480
一週三次，毫無意義的性愛就夠

293
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,608
再間中來一次燭光晚餐
我們互相分享心底裏的秘密

294
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,526
救命，絕對不要

295
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,237
好，不食晚餐，做愛就夠

296
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,323
再閒聊幾句，傾傾我們最近在看的節目

297
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,992
阿德，請你離開

298
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,703
若有人知道了我們的關係，我就炒你魷魚

299
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,038
好

300
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:01,832
我走

301
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,545
最後提案

302
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,214
我一句不說，做愛就夠，時間你定

303
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,049
我就似一條“假狗”，最後機會

304
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,634
-滾
-走緊

305
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,435
找到你了

306
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,104
嘩，幾光鮮

307
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,940
-順利嗎？
-不太順利，查德

308
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,942
不順利

309
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,360
不是吧

310
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,323
給你，把它送給胡莉雅吧

311
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,078
心領了，老友，她不會喜歡這些玩意

312
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,501
唏，阿德

313
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,214
無論是誰拒絕了你
她的兒子也錯過了一個好爸爸

314
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,514
開始有巴黎的風格了

315
00:18:58,597 --> 00:18:59,681
你有去過？

316
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,100
沒有，但我將來肯定會去那裏居住

317
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,478
在時裝週上展示出我設計的服飾

318
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,439
好，我會坐私人飛機去探你

319
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:08,899
就這麼決定

320
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,115
很好…我很喜歡

321
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,997
舉高雙手，型格警察登場

322
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,667
放心，這不是真槍

323
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,795
雖然我試過被一個男人用手指槍打劫

324
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,047
但那時天色很黑

325
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,300
我要幫你拍照留念，相機呢？

326
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,719
應該在我的衣櫃裏

327
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:39,012
不要把眼鏡摘下

328
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,350
食物好香

329
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,688
“戀愛中的章魚”
是我們家世代留傳的特別食譜

330
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,773
由我曾祖母謹慎地傳授給我的祖母

331
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,860
之後我祖母又傳授給我媽媽
接著我媽媽傳授給我

332
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:56,989
份量和食材也必須保持精確

333
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,907
製作過程十分複雜

334
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,450
所以我最後煮雞肉就算了

335
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,745
這個故事太…

336
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,583
媽，點解這麼久？

337
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,294
相機就在…

338
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,219
默莫，好乞人憎

339
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,930
我再去求露珮阿姨讓我們出去約會

340
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,515
但她說我今晚要留在這裏工作

341
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,018
所以我們要找時間相處的話

342
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,188
-只能是你過來洗衣房幫手
-洗衣房？

343
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,274
我們情人節要在那裏摺床單？

344
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,568
你很生氣

345
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,820
我喜歡

346
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,906
還有毛巾？還有枕頭套？

347
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,824
繼續講，你太性感了

348
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,660
還有枱布和手巾？

349
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,288
今晚是我們最後一晚

350
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,416
我絕對不能接受

351
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,651
（好好享受今晚的時光，露珮字）

352
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,492
一直以來

353
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,495
馬西莫沒有和盧貝達拍拖

354
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,038
而是…你和盧貝達拍拖

355
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,374
莎娜，你點可以這樣？

356
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,000
-這是罪過
-但我們…

357
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,837
被人知道點算？外人會點講？

358
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:37,798
我不知道…

359
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,883
型格警察

360
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,885
你還不出來吃晚餐，我要把你逮捕…

361
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:49,309
我先用錫紙包好吧，免得飯餸凍了

362
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:58,527
你的未來呢？你要點樣成家立室？

363
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:02,239
人生最重要就是成家立室

364
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:05,784
沒有孩子，我的人生根本不值一提

365
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,662
我不知道，我…

366
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,582
我不想找老公

367
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:15,752
你點知？你又未試過和男仔拍拖

368
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,338
我不想和男仔拍拖

369
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,549
難以置信

370
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,179
你爸爸會怎麼說？

371
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,016
不好意思

372
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,351
你們屋企的錫紙擺在哪裏？

373
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,398
我自己搵

374
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,866
-大功告成
-大功告成

375
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,410
法文的“做得好”要點講？

376
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,703
噢，就是…

377
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:53,957
你也…

378
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:04,009
我很高興我們能做回朋友

379
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,011
我也是

380
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,598
他們馬上會到，來最後一次檢查？

381
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:11,600
親愛的泰勒夫人

382
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,061
讓我帶你參觀美麗的巴黎式套房？

383
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,356
天啊，泰勒先生，佈置真華麗

384
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,818
貴價香檳，嚇一跳

385
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,279
小事，只花了一百萬

386
00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,657
價值兩百萬的香檳都售罄了

387
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:33,413
無得頂

388
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:34,706
等陣，這裏由你們佈置？

389
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:38,252
對，但我們該走了，泰勒夫婦隨時會到

390
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,753
不，親愛的

391
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,421
我們就是泰勒夫婦

392
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,174
我用假名來訂了這個房間
想給你一個驚喜

393
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,511
我一開始就說我們留在家裏
但沒有說不能在客房裏

394
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,638
天啊，你真識氹人

395
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,185
我沒想到要你親自佈置套房

396
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,897
朋友，祝你們有愉快的晚上

397
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,276
謝謝馬西莫，你也是

398
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,735
天啊

399
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,405
唏，我也有一台類似的留聲機

400
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,910
沒事，我們這樣吧

401
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:17,457
我們扮到無事發生，以後不跟盧貝達說話

402
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:21,170
你這個階段遲早會結束

403
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,338
階段？媽…

404
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:28,010
你是青少年，容易混淆

405
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:32,723
我們忘記此事，繼續過活

406
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:40,063
媽，聽我說，那不是…

407
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,858
我做不到

408
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,985
我不想扮正常

409
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:48,572
那可是罪

410
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,073
我家裏不能有人搞…

411
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,075
搞出這種行為

412
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:57,748
我也不要住在一個要我自欺欺人的地方

413
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,880
莎娜

414
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,927
我無法接受那樣的你

415
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,430
媽，我說真的

416
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,058
這是不對的

417
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,193
對不起

418
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,363
我不能任由你繼續犯錯

419
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,699
對不起

420
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:40,457
我憎死你

421
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,837
之後，曉高

422
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,173
你媽媽和婆婆惡言相向

423
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:50,467
內容就不適合講你聽了

424
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:56,139
她們過了很長時間才對那天的事釋懷

425
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:02,855
當然，那時我心裏想著其他事情

426
00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:16,827
馬西莫

427
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:19,746
我知道約會是明天

428
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,249
但我想過來送禮物給你

429
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,751
朱古力，你…

430
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,711
真老土

431
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,087
不是普通的朱古力

432
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:31,258
每一粒都是我從拉斯哥連拿斯
客房的枕頭上偷回來的

433
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:33,719
送給你

434
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,471
這份禮物很完美

435
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:47,941
阿祖

436
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,820
有關你加進行程表的那個地方…

437
00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:52,946
等陣

438
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:55,407
那個你說絕對不要去地方？

439
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,618
我提出後，你還大發雷霆了

440
00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,161
對，那個地方

441
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,663
可以幫我看一下能不能去嗎？

442
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:07,169
沒問題，老闆，我樂意幫你去看看

443
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:11,089
所以你是打算去找伊莎貝

444
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:12,883
我不知道

445
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,885
是嗎？

446
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:17,763
想像一下他這個老闆多麼難搞

447
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:19,348
-你點忍？
-簡直折磨

448
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,682
但我也說了

449
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:26,146
那天情人節改變我們一生

450
00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:30,067
有些關係更加甜蜜

451
00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:44,581
有段關係慘烈告終

452
00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:50,128
有段關係即使在未來會重修舊好

453
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,673
在大家都不樂見的情況下

454
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,968
那段關係破碎了

455
00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:15,756
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