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Appearing tonight on Blankety Blank
is...
Please welcome your host,
yes, it's me, Bradley Walsh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank.
Look at that.
Not like University Challenge, more like universally challenged.
Ooh! Oh!
Just a joke, just a joke.
It's a pretty good joke, no-one was expecting it. Just a joke.
Let's meet the gang. Hello, celebrities! ALL: Hello!
It's lovely to see you all. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Looking forward to it?
I'm going to steal some chairs.
You're going to what? Steal some chairs. He likes the chairs.
He said he thought they'd be handy for Christmas, you know
like when you need the extra chairs?
Yeah, yeah.
They are good chairs, Johnny, they've got a good rock to them,
ain't they? They're going to look good in the garden. Yeah.
I like these. I'm happy to be here... Yeah?
But I am going to steal some chairs.
Johnny, can I be honest with you, Johnny?
You do what you like, they don't belong to me.
I think you've really got
the tone of this show nailed. Yeah!
Anyway, swiftly moving on. Can I take Jimmy home? You can have Jimmy.
Yeah! Oh, that's brilliant! Why, thank you very much!
I've made a good impression early on. You can have Jimmy.
All right, that's our celebrities.
Give them a round of applause, everyone. Thanks very much.
APPLAUSE Now let's crack on straight away.
Let's bring on tonight's first pair
of Blankety Blankers.
There we go, come on.
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Cool shirt!
Hey, cool shirt, Jon. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hello, Ann and Jon, lovely to see you. Ann, tell us where you're from,
what do you do?
I'm from Manchester and I'm a carer.
If you wanted any prize to win, what would it be?
Well, I've got to do it
in the ballpark, you see, isn't it,
because I know what the prizes are like, so I'll go for the hot tub.
What do you mean the you know what the prizes are like?
Because we all know, don't we, guys, Blankety Blank,
you know, they don't give you a cruise or...
Hot tub?! You're living in a dream world. Paddling pool.
I wish you luck.
Thank you, Bradley. Welcome to
the show, Jon. Hello. Great shirt.
Thank you. I love it, I love a Hawaiian shirt, I really do,
I think it's brilliant.
That's what I want to win, you see?
A holiday to Hawaii. Ooh! Nothing wrong with that.
So you came wearing what you
were going to wear on the holiday?
Yeah. Do you know what, I love your optimism.
LAUGHTER
None of that's happening.
He's hoping to get from here straight onto the plane.
You do know this is Blankety Blank?
You're going to Scarborough, wearing that.
Well, listen, let me ask you, what do you do for a living?
I'm a landlord. Of a public house? Of a pub, yeah.
OK, whereabouts is the pub? In Luton.
Do you do daytime drinking? No, never. No.
Why not?!
LAUGHTER
I'm a very responsible drinker.
You don't deserve Hawaii!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Wow. This is going to be an easy-breezy show, I think.
JC, was just about to say, is that OK?
All right, listen, I wish you luck.
This is how it works.
All you've got to do is match the missing blank with our celebrities.
The one with the most matches plays
Supermatch Game, of course,
where the top prize on offer is
a cast-iron and stoneware cooking set!
CHEERING
Not just that, guess what we're going to do?
Throw in some oven gloves! Oh, wow!
APPLAUSE
But that ain't all, because later on, you can make your way to
the grand final for a bigger prize, and we'll talk about that later -
I like to keep everyone in suspense. Edge-of-your-seat stuff, Bradley.
Let us play Blankety Blank. I'm
going to read you both a statement.
All you've got to do is fill in the missing blank, all right?
Ann, you're playing first.
Remember some questions are harder than the others.
All right, what would you like to choose, A or B?
I'll go A.
OK, A it is. Here we go.
As I've gotten older, my skin's started to sag.
What's the question?
LAUGHTER
I don't know if it's the forum for you to discuss this.
As I've gotten older, my skin's started to sag.
Honestly, there's parts of me now
that are danglier than Pat Butcher's blank.
It's a family show, I can't write down what I'm thinking!
All right, let's have a look. Right, Adj, what you doing?
Oh, no, I've got to write fast, haven't I?
No, you haven't, no, you haven't,
but when you've done it, light up your...
Oh, that's it, well done, Martine, brilliant.
Light up your light for me, all right?
Am I the only one who hasn't been in EastEnders at some point?
I think you are. Yeah. You are. You were in EastEnders for many years.
I was on it. I did one episode.
Johnny, have you ever done EastEnders?
I was one guy, I was on there as an extra,
but I just looked totally in shock
that somebody else had died.
So you are the only one who hasn't done it.
I'm the only one that hasn't done EastEnders. I feel terrible now.
OK. As I've gotten older, my skin's started to sag, Ann. Yes.
Honestly, there are parts of me now
that are danglier than Pat Butcher's...
Earrings. Earrings. I love it.
I love it. Earrings. All right, here we go. Adj?
Earrings! Earrings!
Martine?
Earrings!
Johnny Vegas. I even misspelt it.
Blousie.
LAUGHTER
Sorry!
What's blousie? Blousie? You thought
she might have written blousie?
I don't know why I added the I. I meant to write blouse.
Blouse, yeah, I understand. Oh, you know, the dangly blouse?
The dangly blouse. You remember the famous dangly blouse?
Many times Frank Butcher said,
"Sweet, Pat, sort the dangly blouse out."
Right, here we go. JC, what have you got?
I wrote earrings.
Yeah, earrings it is.
Chizzy?
Earrings. Earrings, too.
Joe? I went with the earrings, mate.
Oh! Thank you, guys. Wow, five up.
Brilliant stuff. OK, Jon, here we go.
Your turn, I wish you luck.
My mate Johnny fell out of a plane the other day.
Miraculously, he survived by
making a parachute out of his blank.
He survived by making a parachute out of his blank.
Here we go. Right, loves, get ready.
Put your lights on for me. Press your buttons, light up.
Thanks, everybody. OK. Here we go.
My mate Johnny fell out of the plane the other day.
Miraculously, he survived by making a parachute out of his...
Shirt. Oh! Shirt. Oh!
Oh, I'm pulling a face that's tasted tripe.
He should have gone for blousie, innit?
He used his blousie!
You're saying shirt. Adjoa is up first.
Pants. Epic fail, soz.
No. Martine.
Pants. Pants. I think, honestly... Johnny?
Sorry, mate. Underpants, underpants.
Sorry, mate. JC?
Of course underpants. Underpants. Of course it's underpants. Chizzy?
I put Hawaiian shirt. Yes! Yes, absolutely.
Because he's wearing one, right?
OK, Joe, what have you got?
I went with jacket. Yeah.
Sorry!
LAUGHTER
Here we go. Right, so, you're behind 5-1,
Jon, you can catch up.
Choose between A or B.
I'll stick with B. Sticking with B.
You can play with everyone except Chizzy.
Can I still write something, though,
just so I don't feel left out?
You can still write something, it won't count, but you can still write
and we'll see what you put. OK. See if it matches. That's great.
Right, are you ready? Jon. Yes. Here we go. Team, are you ready? Yes.
Yep. You can tell my new vicar has only just left university.
Instead of communion wine, he uses shots of blank.
Ooh, hello.
Now, then. You can tell my new vicar
has only just left university.
Instead of communion wine, he uses shots of blank.
Adjoa? Yes. Bridgerton. Yes'm.
The biggest-watched show thus far of all time, apparently. Brilliant.
Yes. Amazing. Yeah. And how amazing was she in that role, everybody?
CHEERING
Amazing. Yeah, absolutely.
Brilliant. Yeah, absolutely different class, mate.
Really different class. All right, here we go, all right.
Put your lights on, please, don't forget. Thank you very much.
I forgot the light. I feel terrible now. Joe, it's not on yet, mate.
Not on. What? Now it is. Johnny. Yeah, thank you.
OK, Jon, here we go. Four to catch up.
You can tell that my new vicar has only just left university.
Instead of communion wine, he uses shots of... Tequila. Tequila. Wow.
Here we go. Can you catch up?
OK, Adjoa, he uses shots of...
Jagermeister. Jagermeister. Bad luck. Martine?
Tequila! Tequila!
Johnny Vegas.
Chamomile tea.
I'm sorry, Jon! You can't catch up.
Let's see what everyone's put, though.
Jimmy? Tequila. Of course, tequila.
OK. Joe Swash, what did you put?
Tequila, baby.
Unofficially, Chizzy, what did you put?
I put "I fancy Jimmy Carr".
APPLAUSE
Can you get shots of that?
Don't tell her that's not right, because you know it is right.
There's something about that posh voice. It just does something to me.
Wow!
JIMMY LAUGHS
And that laugh! OK.
Jon, you've only ended up with four,
Ann, you've ended up with five.
The winner of this round is Ann, everyone -
give her a round of applause. Come and join me.
Come and join me, Ann.
All right, perfect stuff. Congratulations.
You're going through to the Supermatch.
Sadly, we've got to say goodbye to Jon.
You don't leave empty-handed, Jon.
You get a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, everyone!
CHEERING
Thank you, Jon!
Wow.
I can't live with the fact that when that turns round,
somebody comes up, puts a moist rag
on his mouth!
There's a bit of a struggle and they put him in the back of a car
and they drive him away and they go,
"Don't you ever, ever attempt to go on a game show again!"
LAUGHTER
Congratulations, you've made it through
to the Supermatch, everyone!
APPLAUSE
We asked members of the public to fill in the blank
to a simple two-word phrase.
If you can match one of the three top answers, you will win a prize.
Have a look at this.
Guess the third top answer and you'll win £500.
The second answer gets you £750,
and the top answer wins you this amazing top-of-the-range
cooking set, mugs, salt and pepper mills,
heart ramekins and these oven gloves!
APPLAUSE
To make things easier, you can ask
three of our celebrities
for help if you want, but if you want to do your own thing,
you're more than happy, all right?
Here we go. Let's reveal the Supermatch.
It is blank driver. Blank driver. OK.
Now, would you like the help any of our celebrities?
We'll have Johnny. So, Johnny, your suggestion?
Blank driver, what do you think?
Learner. Learner driver, very good.
Learner, yeah. Someone else, Ann.
I'll have Joe. Joe.
My dad was a cab driver. Cab driver.
Learner driver, cab driver.
Love cab driver, that's great. OK, one last one if you wish?
I'll have...
Chizzy? Chizzy, come on.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver. Screwdriver!
Learner driver, cab driver, screwdriver.
You can use any one of those or make up one of your own.
I already had in my head cab driver. I'm going to go with cab driver.
OK, cab driver it is, Ann.
OK, best of luck, let's reveal third place. For £500, we have...
..bus driver. Oh! Reveal the second most popular answer.
For £750, we have...
..taxi driver, cab driver, we'll take that so, you get £750. Oh!
APPLAUSE
OK.
Now, then, I've got to say, top answer is,
for that wonderful top-of-the-range cast iron st...
The top answer is...
Screwdriver!
Ann. Yes. You've won £750. Well done. We'll see you...
APPLAUSE
We will see you a little bit later in the head-to-head.
Give it up for Ann, everyone.
APPLAUSE
OK, let's bring on our next
pair of Blankety Blankers, everyone!
APPLAUSE
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Welcome to the show, Iris and Kyle.
Speak to Iris first. What a lovely,
lovely name. Thank you.
It's quite an old-fashioned name, that. Yeah. I like it a lot.
It's my grandma's name, so... It's my auntie's name.
Auntie Iris. Old people love Iris.
I beg your pardon?
Old people love the name. What are you saying?
LAUGHTER
You like the name Iris, don't you? I do like it. You do.
It reminds you of the old days, doesn't it?
Penny farthings,
a pint used to cost 5p, didn't it?
Oh, those were the days!
OK, what do you do? Where are you from?
I work in retail, I'm from London and, yeah,
I'm a manager in a store in Soho.
What are you looking to win tonight?
What would you look to win?
I'm really, really easily pleased so, anything's fine.
I'm really, really excited to win, like, anything.
Well, that's handy because we've got a load of tat
we can give away to you!
LAUGHTER
I love tat! We'll sort you out. Kyle.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you very much. What do you do?
Where are you from? I'm
from Sunderland, I'm a bank manager.
So, Kyle, let me ask you this, how long have you been bank managing?
12 years. Right, and what was you doing before?
Were you a teller or something?
Yeah, I started off just doing 16 hours a week cashiering.
But I'm not that very good with numbers, to be honest so,
I'm quite surprised I got the position!
Funny thing to own up to!
So, how do you decide who has a loan?
Credit score, computer says yes or no!
Really? That's all you do?
What about a balaclava? Will that work?
Yes, that will definitely work!
Do you remember these? A chequebook.
I honestly don't think I've ever wrote out a cheque in 12 years.
Really? It's only old people, really, who use cheques.
Bradley, you've got a chequebook, ain't ya?
LAUGHTER
What is going on?
We've got some amazing prizes on offer tonight if you
make it through to the Supermatch.
You're going to love this.
This is, this is my favourite prize.
What is it?
Home bar and karaoke machine, everyone!
APPLAUSE
I love karaoke!
What's your favourite karaoke song?
Baby Cakes.
What?
I'm afraid, Iris, Grandad doesn't know Baby Cakes.
THEY ALL SING
# Baby cakes, you just don't know
# How I, I love you so... #
Do you know anything by Dame Vera Lynn?
# We'll meet again
# Don't know where Don't know when...
It's one for you, Bradley.
# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. #
# Baby cakes, don't let me go!
# I, I love you so! #
APPLAUSE
OK, Iris, you're going first.
Choose between A and B, remembering
of course some of the questions
are tougher than the others. A or B?
B for Baby Cakes.
All righty, here we go.
Our local greasy spoon cafe has gone
all upmarket these days.
Instead of fry ups, they only sell blank on toast.
Get it. Got it.
Our local greasy spoon cafe has gone all upmarket these days.
Instead of fry ups, Iris, they only sell blank on toast.
It's good, that. I like it.
I know a couple of people that are going to nail this.
Everyone locked in, lights are on. Excellent, let's do this. Iris.
Our local greasy spoon cafe has gone
all upmarket these days.
Instead of fry ups, they only sell blank on toast.
Go. I wrote caviar.
Yes! I think it's a great answer.
APPLAUSE
Eggs on toast, caviar...
I get it. Of course, yeah. I get it.
OK, Adj.
Avocado.
Martine. I said avocado as well. Sorry.
Johnny Vegas. I went for tofu on toast.
Tofu, I see, yeah.
OK. Jimmy. Avocado, of course, smashed avocado.
It's everywhere. Smashed avocado, wow.
Chizzy, come on. I'm really sorry, Iris.
Caviar! Yes!
APPLAUSE
Great answer, seriously. Squashy, what you got? I done avocado.
Avocado. All right, OK. Bad luck, only one for that particular round.
So, Kyle, up to you, mate. Here we go.
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep at night, I fiddle with my blank.
LAUGHTER
Do us a favour, someone, take that pen off Johnny now!
I've already drawn it to scale!
Leave it, leave it! To scale!
Sometimes, Kyle,
when I can't get to sleep at night,
I fiddle with my blank.
All right, here we go. Lights on, please, everybody.
Here we go, everyone.
Sometimes, Kyle,
when I can't get to sleep at night,
I fiddle with my blank.
I said phone.
Ooh! I'm not thinking in the right box here! Kyle has put the phone.
Adjoa. Mobile!
Phone, yeah, give you that. Absolutely.
Martine. Hair. Bad luck.
Johnny Vegas.
Phone, he's got phone.
APPLAUSE
Jimmy. Obviously, when I can't sleep at night, I fiddle with my taxes!
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
I fiddle with my phone. Phone, phone, great.
Chizzy. Give me a loan and I'll give you a phone!
All right. Four up, could go five here.
Joe. I was on a different wave here,
I've gone with feet!
LAUGHTER
You fiddle with your feet?! What?!
I mean, stop. What?
Sometimes I get cramp in my feet when I'm going to sleep
and I'm like, oh... Trying to get the cramp out.
Hey, Kyle, guess what.
You're in the lead, 4-1, which means
you're not in the lead, Iris,
so, you go next. A or B?
A. A.
All right, now, you cannot play with Chizzy. OK?
Here we go.
I'm not as fit as I once was... What is this? What is this?
It's all directed at me tonight, what's going on?
I'm not as fit as I once was.
I used to be able to touch my toes
but now I'm lucky if I can touch my blank.
If you can't reach your toes,
nothing's lower than your toes, is it?
Well, at my age, strangely enough, it is!
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
OK...
Bradley, read that again for me, please. I will.
I'm not as fit as I once was, Joe.
Yeah. I used to be able to touch my toes
but now I'm lucky if I can touch my blank.
Put your lights on, please. Lights on. Lights on.
All right, listen, I wish you luck, OK.
Iris, not as fit as I once was.
Used to be able to touch my toes but now I'm lucky
if I can touch my... Iris. Knees.
Knees. Makes perfect sense. Yes.
Joe has thrown it away again.
I've gone for something that rhymes!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Iris.
Oh, my God! I can see what he's written!
LAUGHTER
Now you say it out loud, it rhymes, doesn't it?
OK, Adjoa.
Knees! Yes, knees!
APPLAUSE
Back in the game.
Martine McCutcheon. Iris, knees!
APPLAUSE
Come on, the girls. Come on, Johnny,
you can do it.
I'm so sorry, Iris. I put fingertips!
JC. Please have it. Knees. Yes!
APPLAUSE
We're level, we're level, we're level. OK, Joe.
So, used to be able to touch
my toes, now I can't touch my nose.
Nose, understood, OK. This is where we are.
Only Kyle is left to play.
If he gets one more,
he goes through to the Supermatch for those wonderful prizes!
Here we go.
Are you ready? Let's go. OK, let's go, let's go, man.
That stag do at the funfair really got out of hand.
One minute I'm ordering beers for the lads, the next,
I'm waking up on the blank.
Oh! Chizzy, Jimmy, Johnny and Adjoa
have to sit it out.
All right? Read it again for me?
That stag do at the funfair really got out of hand.
One minute I'm ordering beers for the lads, the next
I'm waking up on the blank.
Martin and Swashy are the only ones
that can play with Kyle.
Is there an obvious answer to this, or am I getting it completely wrong?
Am I not seeing this? Yeah, the second one.
There is an obvious answer, yeah?
I'm not sure there is an obvious answer, seriously.
I mean, it's tricky, right?
I don't know what to say!
That's a whole other story!
What have you put? It's at the funfair, not in Amsterdam!
I didn't put that!
LAUGHTER
Right, here we go. Kyle.
The stag do at the funfair really got out of hand.
One minute I'm ordering beers for the lads,
the next I'm waking up on the...?
Waltzer! On the waltzer!
He only needs one to go through to the Supermatch. Martine?
I'm sorry, the big wheel! Big wheel!
OK. Joe Swash, this is big.
Because this is to put Kyle through
to play for the Supermatch.
One minute I'm ordering beers for the lads, Joe.
The next I'm waking up on the...
Donkey!
LAUGHTER
I said to you, I didn't know
what the obvious answer was to this.
Guess what? It's only a tie-breaker, everyone!
CHEERING
I'm going to give you a common phrase that has a missing blank.
You both need to write down
what you think that blank could be.
Then I'll ask our celebrities the same question, all right?
As soon as you match with one of the celebrities,
just raise your card, all right, and you go through to the Supermatch.
Are you ready? Here we go.
Bath blank.
Bath blank. Everyone ready?
Light up, please, light your lights
for me when you have an answer.
Joe, light up, please. I ain't got the hang of this.
There we go, right. Adjoa, bath...
Tub! Yes! All right, bathtub it is!
Aw, what'd you go with? Hang on, we'll find out.
Martine, what did you put? Bath mat. Yay!
Oh, I see. The next one, that was tight.
All right. That's about it.
So, the person who goes through to play the Supermatch is Kyle.
Come and join me.
CHEERING
Sadly we have to say goodbye to Iris.
I hope you've enjoyed your day, though, Iris.
Thank you for being here tonight.
You don't go away empty-handed.
The legendary Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, everyone!
CHEERING
Give it up for Iris, everybody!
APPLAUSE
OK, now, well done, Kyle.
You've made it to the Supermatch. Are you ready? I'm ready.
Isn't it exciting? Very. OK.
We gave members of the public a very simple two-word phrase,
and asked them to fill in the blank.
Now, if you manage to match one of the three most popular answers,
you'll win a prize. Have a look at this.
The third most popular answer gets you £500.
The second most popular answer gets you £750.
The top answer gets you the life
and soul of the party package featuring home bar cocktail set,
deluxe karaoke machine, wine cooler and speaker system.
What about that?
CHEERING
Now, Kyle, don't forget, you can in fact ask three celebrities,
of course, to give you a hand.
If you don't want to go with their suggestion, use your own.
Simple as that. Let's reveal the Supermatch. Here we go.
Knock blank.
Who would you like to help? Joe!
Joe Swash. Sorry, whoa, whoa. Did he understand the question?
LAUGHTER
You're asking for someone to help you!
I thought I'd give him a chance. Jimmy, don't be jealous!
It just seems like that's a crazy decision!
Knock...? Knock!
Yes! Great answer. Someone else?
Martine. Martine, go. Knock out.
Knock out. Why not. Absolutely. Anybody else? Jimmy.
Knock back. Oh. That's a good one.
We have knock knock, we have knock out and we have knock back.
I think I'm going to go with Martine, knock out. Knock out.
Third most popular answer, let's have a look.
Knock down!
Second most popular answer for £750?
Knock...?
Out!
APPLAUSE
That's £750. That's OK, that's OK.
All day long. Mate, I'm telling you. Yeah.
Top answer for the bar deluxe which sadly you won't win now is knock...?
CHEERING
Kyle, you've won 750 quid.
More to the point, you're going
to go up against our first winner, Ann.
Good luck with that. All right?
LAUGHTER
Let's bring Ann back, everyone. Come on!
APPLAUSE
Blankety Blank!
Go and to take a seat. There you go, mate.
All right, thank you very much indeed.
Welcome back, Ann, and hello, Kyle.
Now, all right. Here we go.
Time for you two to go head-to-head.
I will give you both the same two-word phrase
and ask you to fill in the blank.
This time, all you've got to do,
you've got to write your answer down, keep it to yourself,
then I'll go along the celebrities and ask for theirs.
First one to match it goes through
to the grand final, all right?
And the grand final tonight wins
the biggest Blankety Blank prize in Blankety Blank history.
A three-litre kettle?
LAUGHTER
Get ready for the ultimate spa experience in the comfort
of your own home.
For our star prize tonight,
you could be winning this luxury indoor sauna.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Matching robes, deluxe towel set plus the chance to sit back
and relax after a hard day in your own outdoor hot tub!
APPLAUSE
You understand how it all works? Yep. Here we go.
Car blank.
Ooh, it's good, this, isn't it?
Light up your lights when you're done.
All right, are we ready? Good. Here we go. Adjoa, you're first.
Car blank.
Crash! No.
Martine, car...?
Wash. No.
No. Johnny Vegas, car...?
Share. No. No.
Jimmy Carr. Wash. Car wash.
Chizzy, car...? Park. No.
Now, listen, here we go. This is it,
this is it. Joe Swash, car...?
Keys! Yes!
CHEERING
I cannot believe it!
I'm getting the hang of this!
LAUGHTER
Ann, come on, come and join me.
Round of applause for Ann, everyone.
APPLAUSE
Thank you so much. What about that?
But he still goes away with £750
and a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, it's Kyle, everyone!
CHEERING
OK. Ann, you're playing in the grand final
for the chance to win tonight's star prize - the indoor sauna,
matching robes, luxurious towel set,
the outdoor hot tub. Come on!
CHEERING
Here we go. This is how it works.
You're going to pick one of
our celebrities to play along with.
I'm then going to ask you both the same question.
If your answer matches, you're going
home with all that sauna hot tub stuff.
I'll never get it in the car. You what, darling?
I'll never get it in the car.
LAUGHTER
I think you will, it's inflatable.
Here we go. Can I have some moody lighting, please.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Now, Ann, all you've got to do is choose a player to play along with.
Who would you like to choose?
Listen, I'll back you if you need me.
Right. Go on, then, I'll go with Joe.
LAUGHTER
Go on, Joe! Go on, Joe!
I don't want to let you down. Don't worry.
We'll buy one out of the 750 if we have to.
It's a win-win! It's a win-win.
OK, here we go. This is how it works.
I'm going to give you the legend, but then keep it to yourself,
don't tell me, and then...
Does he got to write it down? He's got to write it down. Here we go.
Blank...
..shoe.
Blank shoe.
Blank shoe. All right. Right. I've got one. OK, all right.
I'll tell you when to show us, Joe.
Ann, for the hot tub and all the business.
Blank shoe?
Odd. Odd? Odd shoe.
Odd shoe. OK. Joe, what have you put?
Oh, man.
I put horseshoe.
Horseshoe!
APPLAUSE
Bad luck, Ann. I'll tell you what you do get. You get £750.
I know, and that's even better for me. It is perfect.
All right, I'm thrilled for you. I'm over the moon.
CHEERING
Thanks for coming along.
Don't forget, Ann, you get a
Blankety Blank chequebook and pen.
Oh, yes! Of course you do. Pretty good work. Ann, everyone.
Give it up for Ann, go on!
CHEERING
Thank you so much to our panel. Adjoa Andoh.
CHEERING
Martine McCutcheon. Johnny Vegas.
Jimmy Carr.
Chizzy Akudolu.
And Joe Swash!
Goodnight, everyone, bye-bye.
CHEERING