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Appearing tonight on Blankety Blank
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is...
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Please welcome your host,
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yes, it's me, Bradley Walsh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
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Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank.
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Look at that.
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Not like University Challenge,
more like universally challenged.
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Ooh! Oh!
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Just a joke, just a joke.
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It's a pretty good joke, no-one
was expecting it. Just a joke.
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Let's meet the gang.
Hello, celebrities! ALL: Hello!
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It's lovely to see you all.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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Looking forward to it?
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I'm going to steal some chairs.
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You're going to what? Steal
some chairs. He likes the chairs.
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He said he thought they'd be
handy for Christmas, you know
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like when you need the extra chairs?
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Yeah, yeah.
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They are good chairs, Johnny,
they've got a good rock to them,
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ain't they? They're going to look
good in the garden. Yeah.
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I like these.
I'm happy to be here... Yeah?
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But I am going to steal some chairs.
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Johnny, can I be honest with you,
Johnny?
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You do what you like,
they don't belong to me.
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I think you've really got
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the tone of this show nailed. Yeah!
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Anyway, swiftly moving on. Can I
take Jimmy home? You can have Jimmy.
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Yeah! Oh, that's brilliant!
Why, thank you very much!
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I've made a good impression
early on. You can have Jimmy.
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All right, that's our celebrities.
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Give them a round of applause,
everyone. Thanks very much.
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APPLAUSE
Now let's crack on straight away.
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Let's bring on tonight's first pair
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of Blankety Blankers.
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There we go, come on.
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Cool shirt!
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Hey, cool shirt, Jon. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Hello, Ann and Jon, lovely to see
you. Ann, tell us where you're from,
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what do you do?
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I'm from Manchester and I'm a carer.
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If you wanted any prize to win,
what would it be?
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Well, I've got to do it
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in the ballpark, you see, isn't it,
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because I know what the prizes are
like, so I'll go for the hot tub.
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What do you mean the you know
what the prizes are like?
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Because we all know, don't we,
guys, Blankety Blank,
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you know, they don't give you
a cruise or...
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Hot tub?! You're living in
a dream world. Paddling pool.
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I wish you luck.
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Thank you, Bradley. Welcome to
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the show, Jon. Hello. Great shirt.
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Thank you. I love it, I love
a Hawaiian shirt, I really do,
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I think it's brilliant.
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That's what I want to win, you see?
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A holiday to Hawaii.
Ooh! Nothing wrong with that.
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So you came wearing what you
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were going to wear on the holiday?
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Yeah. Do you know what,
I love your optimism.
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None of that's happening.
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He's hoping to get from here
straight onto the plane.
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You do know this is Blankety Blank?
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You're going to Scarborough,
wearing that.
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Well, listen, let me ask you,
what do you do for a living?
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I'm a landlord. Of a public house?
Of a pub, yeah.
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OK, whereabouts is the pub?
In Luton.
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Do you do daytime drinking?
No, never. No.
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Why not?!
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I'm a very responsible drinker.
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You don't deserve Hawaii!
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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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Wow. This is going to be
an easy-breezy show, I think.
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JC, was just about to say,
is that OK?
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All right, listen, I wish you luck.
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This is how it works.
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All you've got to do is match the
missing blank with our celebrities.
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The one with the most matches plays
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Supermatch Game, of course,
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where the top prize on offer is
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a cast-iron
and stoneware cooking set!
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CHEERING
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Not just that, guess what
we're going to do?
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Throw in some oven gloves! Oh, wow!
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APPLAUSE
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But that ain't all, because
later on, you can make your way to
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the grand final for a bigger prize,
and we'll talk about that later -
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I like to keep everyone in suspense.
Edge-of-your-seat stuff, Bradley.
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Let us play Blankety Blank. I'm
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going to read you both a statement.
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All you've got to do is fill in
the missing blank, all right?
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Ann, you're playing first.
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Remember some questions
are harder than the others.
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All right, what would you like
to choose, A or B?
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I'll go A.
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OK, A it is. Here we go.
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As I've gotten older,
my skin's started to sag.
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What's the question?
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LAUGHTER
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I don't know if it's the forum
for you to discuss this.
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As I've gotten older,
my skin's started to sag.
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Honestly, there's parts of me now
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that are danglier than
Pat Butcher's blank.
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It's a family show, I can't
write down what I'm thinking!
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All right, let's have a look.
Right, Adj, what you doing?
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Oh, no, I've got to
write fast, haven't I?
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No, you haven't, no, you haven't,
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but when you've done it,
light up your...
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Oh, that's it, well done,
Martine, brilliant.
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Light up your light for me,
all right?
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Am I the only one who hasn't been
in EastEnders at some point?
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I think you are. Yeah. You are. You
were in EastEnders for many years.
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I was on it. I did one episode.
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Johnny, have you
ever done EastEnders?
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I was one guy,
I was on there as an extra,
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but I just looked totally in shock
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that somebody else had died.
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So you are the only one
who hasn't done it.
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I'm the only one that hasn't done
EastEnders. I feel terrible now.
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OK. As I've gotten older, my
skin's started to sag, Ann. Yes.
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Honestly, there are parts of me now
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that are danglier
than Pat Butcher's...
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Earrings. Earrings. I love it.
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I love it. Earrings. All right,
here we go. Adj?
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Earrings! Earrings!
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Martine?
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Earrings!
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Johnny Vegas. I even misspelt it.
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Blousie.
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Sorry!
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What's blousie? Blousie? You thought
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she might have written blousie?
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I don't know why I added the I.
I meant to write blouse.
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Blouse, yeah, I understand.
Oh, you know, the dangly blouse?
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The dangly blouse. You remember
the famous dangly blouse?
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Many times Frank Butcher said,
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"Sweet, Pat,
sort the dangly blouse out."
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Right, here we go.
JC, what have you got?
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I wrote earrings.
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Yeah, earrings it is.
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Chizzy?
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Earrings. Earrings, too.
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Joe? I went with the earrings, mate.
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Oh! Thank you, guys. Wow, five up.
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Brilliant stuff.
OK, Jon, here we go.
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Your turn, I wish you luck.
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My mate Johnny fell out of
a plane the other day.
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Miraculously, he survived by
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making a parachute out of his blank.
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He survived by making
a parachute out of his blank.
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Here we go. Right, loves, get ready.
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Put your lights on for me.
Press your buttons, light up.
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Thanks, everybody. OK. Here we go.
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My mate Johnny fell out of
the plane the other day.
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Miraculously, he survived by
making a parachute out of his...
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Shirt. Oh! Shirt. Oh!
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Oh, I'm pulling a face
that's tasted tripe.
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He should have gone
for blousie, innit?
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He used his blousie!
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You're saying shirt.
Adjoa is up first.
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Pants. Epic fail, soz.
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No. Martine.
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Pants. Pants. I think, honestly...
Johnny?
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Sorry, mate. Underpants, underpants.
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Sorry, mate. JC?
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Of course underpants. Underpants.
Of course it's underpants. Chizzy?
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I put Hawaiian shirt.
Yes! Yes, absolutely.
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Because he's wearing one, right?
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OK, Joe, what have you got?
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I went with jacket. Yeah.
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Sorry!
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Here we go. Right,
so, you're behind 5-1,
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Jon, you can catch up.
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Choose between A or B.
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I'll stick with B. Sticking with B.
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You can play with everyone
except Chizzy.
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Can I still write something, though,
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just so I don't feel left out?
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You can still write something, it
won't count, but you can still write
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and we'll see what you put. OK.
See if it matches. That's great.
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Right, are you ready? Jon. Yes. Here
we go. Team, are you ready? Yes.
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Yep. You can tell my new vicar
has only just left university.
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Instead of communion wine,
he uses shots of blank.
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Ooh, hello.
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Now, then. You can tell my new vicar
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has only just left university.
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Instead of communion wine,
he uses shots of blank.
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Adjoa? Yes. Bridgerton. Yes'm.
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The biggest-watched show thus far of
all time, apparently. Brilliant.
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Yes. Amazing. Yeah. And how amazing
was she in that role, everybody?
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CHEERING
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Amazing. Yeah, absolutely.
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Brilliant. Yeah, absolutely
different class, mate.
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Really different class.
All right, here we go, all right.
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Put your lights on, please,
don't forget. Thank you very much.
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I forgot the light. I feel terrible
now. Joe, it's not on yet, mate.
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Not on. What? Now it is.
Johnny. Yeah, thank you.
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OK, Jon, here we go.
Four to catch up.
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You can tell that my new vicar
has only just left university.
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Instead of communion wine, he uses
shots of... Tequila. Tequila. Wow.
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Here we go. Can you catch up?
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OK, Adjoa, he uses shots of...
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Jagermeister. Jagermeister.
Bad luck. Martine?
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Tequila! Tequila!
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Johnny Vegas.
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Chamomile tea.
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I'm sorry, Jon! You can't catch up.
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Let's see what everyone's put,
though.
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Jimmy? Tequila. Of course, tequila.
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OK. Joe Swash, what did you put?
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Tequila, baby.
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Unofficially, Chizzy,
what did you put?
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I put "I fancy Jimmy Carr".
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APPLAUSE
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Can you get shots of that?
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Don't tell her that's not right,
because you know it is right.
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There's something about that posh
voice. It just does something to me.
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Wow!
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JIMMY LAUGHS
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And that laugh! OK.
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Jon, you've only ended up with four,
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Ann, you've ended up with five.
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The winner of this round
is Ann, everyone -
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give her a round of applause.
Come and join me.
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Come and join me, Ann.
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All right, perfect stuff.
Congratulations.
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You're going through
to the Supermatch.
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Sadly, we've got to
say goodbye to Jon.
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You don't leave empty-handed, Jon.
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You get a Blankety Blank
chequebook and pen, everyone!
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CHEERING
249
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Thank you, Jon!
250
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Wow.
251
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I can't live with the fact that
when that turns round,
252
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somebody comes up, puts a moist rag
253
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on his mouth!
254
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There's a bit of a struggle and
they put him in the back of a car
255
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and they drive him away
and they go,
256
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"Don't you ever, ever attempt to
go on a game show again!"
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LAUGHTER
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Congratulations,
you've made it through
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to the Supermatch, everyone!
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APPLAUSE
261
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,123
We asked members of the public
to fill in the blank
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to a simple two-word phrase.
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If you can match one of the three
top answers, you will win a prize.
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Have a look at this.
265
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Guess the third top answer
and you'll win £500.
266
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The second answer gets you £750,
267
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and the top answer wins you
this amazing top-of-the-range
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cooking set, mugs,
salt and pepper mills,
269
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heart ramekins
and these oven gloves!
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APPLAUSE
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To make things easier, you can ask
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three of our celebrities
273
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for help if you want, but
if you want to do your own thing,
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you're more than happy, all right?
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Here we go.
Let's reveal the Supermatch.
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It is blank driver.
Blank driver. OK.
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Now, would you like the help
any of our celebrities?
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We'll have Johnny.
So, Johnny, your suggestion?
279
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Blank driver, what do you think?
280
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Learner. Learner driver, very good.
281
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Learner, yeah. Someone else, Ann.
282
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I'll have Joe. Joe.
283
00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:24,363
My dad was a cab driver. Cab driver.
284
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Learner driver, cab driver.
285
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Love cab driver, that's great.
OK, one last one if you wish?
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I'll have...
287
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Chizzy? Chizzy, come on.
288
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Screwdriver.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver!
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Learner driver, cab driver,
screwdriver.
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You can use any one of those
or make up one of your own.
291
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I already had in my head cab driver.
I'm going to go with cab driver.
292
00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,803
OK, cab driver it is, Ann.
293
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OK, best of luck, let's reveal
third place. For £500, we have...
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..bus driver. Oh! Reveal
the second most popular answer.
295
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For £750, we have...
296
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..taxi driver, cab driver, we'll
take that so, you get £750. Oh!
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APPLAUSE
298
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OK.
299
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Now, then, I've got to say,
top answer is,
300
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for that wonderful
top-of-the-range cast iron st...
301
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The top answer is...
302
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Screwdriver!
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Ann. Yes. You've won £750.
Well done. We'll see you...
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APPLAUSE
305
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We will see you a little bit
later in the head-to-head.
306
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Give it up for Ann, everyone.
307
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APPLAUSE
308
00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:43,243
OK, let's bring on our next
309
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pair of Blankety Blankers, everyone!
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APPLAUSE
311
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Lovely, lovely, lovely.
312
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Welcome to the show, Iris and Kyle.
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Speak to Iris first. What a lovely,
314
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lovely name. Thank you.
315
00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:05,923
It's quite an old-fashioned name,
that. Yeah. I like it a lot.
316
00:14:05,923 --> 00:14:08,523
It's my grandma's name, so...
It's my auntie's name.
317
00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,923
Auntie Iris. Old people love Iris.
318
00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,923
I beg your pardon?
319
00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:13,643
Old people love the name.
What are you saying?
320
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LAUGHTER
321
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:21,083
You like the name Iris, don't you?
I do like it. You do.
322
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,123
It reminds you of the old days,
doesn't it?
323
00:14:24,723 --> 00:14:27,923
Penny farthings,
324
00:14:24,723 --> 00:14:27,923
a pint used to cost 5p, didn't it?
325
00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:29,123
Oh, those were the days!
326
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,643
OK, what do you do?
Where are you from?
327
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I work in retail,
I'm from London and, yeah,
328
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I'm a manager in a store in Soho.
329
00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:40,243
What are you looking to win tonight?
330
00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:40,243
What would you look to win?
331
00:14:40,243 --> 00:14:43,483
I'm really, really easily pleased
so, anything's fine.
332
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I'm really, really excited
to win, like, anything.
333
00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:47,683
Well, that's handy
because we've got a load of tat
334
00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:48,923
we can give away to you!
335
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LAUGHTER
336
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I love tat!
We'll sort you out. Kyle.
337
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Welcome to the show.
338
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,763
Thank you very much. What do you do?
339
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Where are you from? I'm
340
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from Sunderland, I'm a bank manager.
341
00:14:57,203 --> 00:15:00,003
So, Kyle, let me ask you this, how
long have you been bank managing?
342
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12 years. Right, and what was you
doing before?
343
00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:03,403
Were you a teller or something?
344
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,803
Yeah, I started off just
doing 16 hours a week cashiering.
345
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:08,043
But I'm not that very good
with numbers, to be honest so,
346
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:09,963
I'm quite surprised
I got the position!
347
00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:13,123
Funny thing to own up to!
348
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,883
So, how do you decide
who has a loan?
349
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:18,083
Credit score,
computer says yes or no!
350
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,683
Really? That's all you do?
351
00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:22,043
What about a balaclava?
Will that work?
352
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:23,883
Yes, that will definitely work!
353
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,043
Do you remember these?
A chequebook.
354
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:28,643
I honestly don't think I've ever
wrote out a cheque in 12 years.
355
00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:31,883
Really? It's only old people,
really, who use cheques.
356
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:33,843
Bradley, you've got a chequebook,
ain't ya?
357
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LAUGHTER
358
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,803
What is going on?
359
00:15:40,643 --> 00:15:43,283
We've got some amazing prizes
on offer tonight if you
360
00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:46,403
make it through to the Supermatch.
361
00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:46,403
You're going to love this.
362
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,163
This is, this is my favourite prize.
363
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,163
What is it?
364
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:51,563
Home bar and karaoke machine,
everyone!
365
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:54,203
APPLAUSE
366
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I love karaoke!
367
00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:01,163
What's your favourite karaoke song?
368
00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:01,163
Baby Cakes.
369
00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:03,563
What?
370
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,083
I'm afraid, Iris,
Grandad doesn't know Baby Cakes.
371
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:10,443
THEY ALL SING
372
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# Baby cakes, you just don't know
373
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# How I, I love you so... #
374
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,163
Do you know anything
by Dame Vera Lynn?
375
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# We'll meet again
376
00:16:22,763 --> 00:16:27,283
# Don't know where
Don't know when...
377
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:29,203
It's one for you, Bradley.
378
00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:33,763
# But I know we'll meet again
some sunny day. #
379
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:36,083
# Baby cakes, don't let me go!
380
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,123
# I, I love you so! #
381
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:40,923
APPLAUSE
382
00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:42,483
OK, Iris, you're going first.
383
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:45,243
Choose between A and B, remembering
384
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:45,243
of course some of the questions
385
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:47,963
are tougher than the others. A or B?
386
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:47,963
B for Baby Cakes.
387
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,083
B for Baby Cakes.
All righty, here we go.
388
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,283
Our local greasy spoon cafe has gone
389
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,283
all upmarket these days.
390
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:59,563
Instead of fry ups,
they only sell blank on toast.
391
00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:01,323
Get it. Got it.
392
00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:05,683
Our local greasy spoon cafe
has gone all upmarket these days.
393
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:09,763
Instead of fry ups, Iris,
they only sell blank on toast.
394
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,603
It's good, that. I like it.
395
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:16,323
I know a couple of people
that are going to nail this.
396
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:19,043
Everyone locked in, lights are on.
Excellent, let's do this. Iris.
397
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:22,123
Our local greasy spoon cafe has gone
398
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:22,123
all upmarket these days.
399
00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:25,363
Instead of fry ups,
they only sell blank on toast.
400
00:17:25,363 --> 00:17:27,603
Go. I wrote caviar.
401
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:29,403
Yes! I think it's a great answer.
402
00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:32,843
APPLAUSE
403
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,283
Eggs on toast, caviar...
404
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,283
I get it. Of course, yeah. I get it.
405
00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:37,603
OK, Adj.
406
00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:39,003
Avocado.
407
00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:42,083
Martine. I said avocado as well.
Sorry.
408
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,923
Johnny Vegas.
I went for tofu on toast.
409
00:17:44,923 --> 00:17:47,323
Tofu, I see, yeah.
410
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:50,123
OK. Jimmy. Avocado,
of course, smashed avocado.
411
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,523
It's everywhere.
Smashed avocado, wow.
412
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:55,523
Chizzy, come on.
I'm really sorry, Iris.
413
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,083
Caviar! Yes!
414
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,363
APPLAUSE
415
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:03,123
Great answer, seriously. Squashy,
what you got? I done avocado.
416
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:07,443
Avocado. All right, OK. Bad luck,
only one for that particular round.
417
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:10,123
So, Kyle, up to you, mate.
Here we go.
418
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:15,203
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep
at night, I fiddle with my blank.
419
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:19,003
LAUGHTER
420
00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:22,563
Do us a favour, someone,
take that pen off Johnny now!
421
00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:24,923
I've already drawn it to scale!
422
00:18:24,923 --> 00:18:27,203
Leave it, leave it! To scale!
423
00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:29,643
Sometimes, Kyle,
424
00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:29,643
when I can't get to sleep at night,
425
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:32,003
I fiddle with my blank.
426
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:35,243
All right, here we go.
Lights on, please, everybody.
427
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,523
Here we go, everyone.
428
00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:39,283
Sometimes, Kyle,
429
00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:39,283
when I can't get to sleep at night,
430
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,483
I fiddle with my blank.
431
00:18:41,483 --> 00:18:43,443
I said phone.
432
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:47,683
Ooh! I'm not thinking in the right
box here! Kyle has put the phone.
433
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,483
Adjoa. Mobile!
434
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:51,483
Phone, yeah, give you that.
Absolutely.
435
00:18:52,843 --> 00:18:55,523
Martine. Hair. Bad luck.
436
00:18:55,523 --> 00:18:57,123
Johnny Vegas.
437
00:18:57,123 --> 00:18:58,563
Phone, he's got phone.
438
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:01,043
APPLAUSE
439
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:05,083
Jimmy. Obviously, when I can't sleep
at night, I fiddle with my taxes!
440
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,243
LAUGHTER
441
00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:11,043
APPLAUSE
442
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:13,923
I fiddle with my phone.
Phone, phone, great.
443
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:20,243
Chizzy. Give me a loan
and I'll give you a phone!
444
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,563
All right. Four up,
could go five here.
445
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,963
Joe. I was on a different wave here,
446
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,963
I've gone with feet!
447
00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:30,363
LAUGHTER
448
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:33,043
You fiddle with your feet?! What?!
449
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,563
I mean, stop. What?
450
00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:38,323
Sometimes I get cramp in my feet
when I'm going to sleep
451
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:40,443
and I'm like, oh...
Trying to get the cramp out.
452
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,483
Hey, Kyle, guess what.
453
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,763
You're in the lead, 4-1, which means
454
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,763
you're not in the lead, Iris,
455
00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:48,803
so, you go next. A or B?
456
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:50,323
A. A.
457
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:55,923
All right, now, you cannot play
with Chizzy. OK?
458
00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:58,163
Here we go.
459
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:01,403
I'm not as fit as I once was...
What is this? What is this?
460
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:04,163
It's all directed at me tonight,
what's going on?
461
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,403
I'm not as fit as I once was.
462
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:08,403
I used to be able to touch my toes
463
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:11,203
but now I'm lucky
if I can touch my blank.
464
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:12,803
If you can't reach your toes,
465
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,923
nothing's lower than your toes,
is it?
466
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,843
Well, at my age,
strangely enough, it is!
467
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:19,363
LAUGHTER
468
00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,123
APPLAUSE
469
00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:22,723
OK...
470
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,203
Bradley, read that again for me,
please. I will.
471
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,083
I'm not as fit as I once was, Joe.
472
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,803
Yeah. I used to be able to
touch my toes
473
00:20:30,803 --> 00:20:34,163
but now I'm lucky
if I can touch my blank.
474
00:20:34,163 --> 00:20:36,523
Put your lights on, please.
Lights on. Lights on.
475
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:38,403
All right, listen,
I wish you luck, OK.
476
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,003
Iris, not as fit as I once was.
477
00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:42,003
Used to be able to touch my toes
but now I'm lucky
478
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,163
if I can touch my... Iris. Knees.
479
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:47,643
Knees. Makes perfect sense. Yes.
480
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:51,003
Joe has thrown it away again.
481
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:51,003
I've gone for something that rhymes!
482
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:53,883
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Iris.
483
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,603
Oh, my God!
I can see what he's written!
484
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,363
LAUGHTER
485
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:02,003
Now you say it out loud,
it rhymes, doesn't it?
486
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,803
OK, Adjoa.
487
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,203
Knees! Yes, knees!
488
00:21:05,203 --> 00:21:06,923
APPLAUSE
489
00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:08,043
Back in the game.
490
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:10,283
Martine McCutcheon. Iris, knees!
491
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:12,203
APPLAUSE
492
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,043
Come on, the girls. Come on, Johnny,
493
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,043
you can do it.
494
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,923
I'm so sorry, Iris.
I put fingertips!
495
00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,043
JC. Please have it. Knees. Yes!
496
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:23,163
APPLAUSE
497
00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:27,283
We're level, we're level,
we're level. OK, Joe.
498
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:31,203
So, used to be able to touch
499
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:31,203
my toes, now I can't touch my nose.
500
00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:33,963
Nose, understood, OK.
This is where we are.
501
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,523
Only Kyle is left to play.
502
00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:36,643
If he gets one more,
503
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:39,643
he goes through to the Supermatch
for those wonderful prizes!
504
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,283
Here we go.
505
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:44,043
Are you ready? Let's go.
OK, let's go, let's go, man.
506
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:49,483
That stag do at the funfair
really got out of hand.
507
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:53,323
One minute I'm ordering beers
for the lads, the next,
508
00:21:53,323 --> 00:21:55,203
I'm waking up on the blank.
509
00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:59,803
Oh! Chizzy, Jimmy, Johnny and Adjoa
510
00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:59,803
have to sit it out.
511
00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:01,603
All right? Read it again for me?
512
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:04,403
That stag do at the funfair
really got out of hand.
513
00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:06,883
One minute I'm ordering
beers for the lads, the next
514
00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:09,923
I'm waking up on the blank.
515
00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:12,923
Martin and Swashy are the only ones
516
00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:12,923
that can play with Kyle.
517
00:22:12,923 --> 00:22:16,443
Is there an obvious answer to this,
or am I getting it completely wrong?
518
00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:18,283
Am I not seeing this?
Yeah, the second one.
519
00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:20,123
There is an obvious answer, yeah?
520
00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:23,443
I'm not sure there is
an obvious answer, seriously.
521
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,123
I mean, it's tricky, right?
522
00:22:29,363 --> 00:22:33,003
I don't know what to say!
523
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:36,123
That's a whole other story!
524
00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:38,883
What have you put? It's
at the funfair, not in Amsterdam!
525
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:41,003
I didn't put that!
526
00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:42,283
LAUGHTER
527
00:22:42,283 --> 00:22:43,883
Right, here we go. Kyle.
528
00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:46,043
The stag do at the funfair
really got out of hand.
529
00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:48,123
One minute I'm ordering beers
for the lads,
530
00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:50,763
the next I'm waking up on the...?
531
00:22:50,763 --> 00:22:53,203
Waltzer! On the waltzer!
532
00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:56,603
He only needs one to go through
to the Supermatch. Martine?
533
00:22:56,603 --> 00:23:02,003
I'm sorry, the big wheel! Big wheel!
534
00:22:56,603 --> 00:23:02,003
OK. Joe Swash, this is big.
535
00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:04,723
Because this is to put Kyle through
536
00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:04,723
to play for the Supermatch.
537
00:23:04,723 --> 00:23:06,723
One minute I'm ordering beers
for the lads, Joe.
538
00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:08,963
The next I'm waking up on the...
539
00:23:08,963 --> 00:23:11,403
Donkey!
540
00:23:08,963 --> 00:23:11,403
LAUGHTER
541
00:23:17,323 --> 00:23:20,443
I said to you, I didn't know
542
00:23:17,323 --> 00:23:20,443
what the obvious answer was to this.
543
00:23:20,443 --> 00:23:22,803
Guess what?
It's only a tie-breaker, everyone!
544
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:27,043
CHEERING
545
00:23:27,043 --> 00:23:29,683
I'm going to give you a common
phrase that has a missing blank.
546
00:23:29,683 --> 00:23:32,243
You both need to write down
547
00:23:29,683 --> 00:23:32,243
what you think that blank could be.
548
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:34,763
Then I'll ask our celebrities
the same question, all right?
549
00:23:34,763 --> 00:23:37,483
As soon as you match
with one of the celebrities,
550
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:40,523
just raise your card, all right, and
you go through to the Supermatch.
551
00:23:40,523 --> 00:23:42,523
Are you ready? Here we go.
552
00:23:42,523 --> 00:23:44,763
Bath blank.
553
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:47,923
Bath blank. Everyone ready?
554
00:23:47,923 --> 00:23:51,443
Light up, please, light your lights
555
00:23:47,923 --> 00:23:51,443
for me when you have an answer.
556
00:23:51,443 --> 00:23:54,083
Joe, light up, please.
I ain't got the hang of this.
557
00:23:55,203 --> 00:23:57,603
There we go, right. Adjoa, bath...
558
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,643
Tub! Yes! All right, bathtub it is!
559
00:24:01,643 --> 00:24:06,603
Aw, what'd you go with?
Hang on, we'll find out.
560
00:24:06,603 --> 00:24:10,643
Martine, what did you put?
Bath mat. Yay!
561
00:24:10,643 --> 00:24:13,123
Oh, I see. The next one,
that was tight.
562
00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:15,923
All right. That's about it.
563
00:24:15,923 --> 00:24:19,363
So, the person who goes through
to play the Supermatch is Kyle.
564
00:24:19,363 --> 00:24:21,643
Come and join me.
565
00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:23,403
CHEERING
566
00:24:27,763 --> 00:24:29,923
Sadly we have to say goodbye
to Iris.
567
00:24:29,923 --> 00:24:32,083
I hope you've enjoyed your day,
though, Iris.
568
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:33,563
Thank you for being here tonight.
569
00:24:33,563 --> 00:24:35,003
You don't go away empty-handed.
570
00:24:35,003 --> 00:24:38,403
The legendary Blankety Blank
chequebook and pen, everyone!
571
00:24:38,403 --> 00:24:40,563
CHEERING
572
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,483
Give it up for Iris, everybody!
573
00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:45,123
APPLAUSE
574
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,123
OK, now, well done, Kyle.
575
00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:01,603
You've made it to the Supermatch.
Are you ready? I'm ready.
576
00:25:01,603 --> 00:25:03,723
Isn't it exciting? Very. OK.
577
00:25:03,723 --> 00:25:06,603
We gave members of the public
a very simple two-word phrase,
578
00:25:06,603 --> 00:25:08,523
and asked them to fill in the blank.
579
00:25:08,523 --> 00:25:11,803
Now, if you manage to match one of
the three most popular answers,
580
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,683
you'll win a prize.
Have a look at this.
581
00:25:13,683 --> 00:25:17,403
The third most popular answer
gets you £500.
582
00:25:17,403 --> 00:25:20,963
The second most popular answer
gets you £750.
583
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:23,283
The top answer gets you the life
584
00:25:23,283 --> 00:25:26,603
and soul of the party package
featuring home bar cocktail set,
585
00:25:26,603 --> 00:25:30,123
deluxe karaoke machine,
wine cooler and speaker system.
586
00:25:30,123 --> 00:25:32,363
What about that?
587
00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:34,123
CHEERING
588
00:25:34,123 --> 00:25:36,683
Now, Kyle, don't forget, you can
in fact ask three celebrities,
589
00:25:36,683 --> 00:25:38,243
of course, to give you a hand.
590
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:40,643
If you don't want to go with
their suggestion, use your own.
591
00:25:40,643 --> 00:25:43,723
Simple as that. Let's reveal
the Supermatch. Here we go.
592
00:25:45,163 --> 00:25:47,883
Knock blank.
593
00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:49,843
Knock blank.
594
00:25:49,843 --> 00:25:52,283
Who would you like to help? Joe!
595
00:25:52,283 --> 00:25:56,643
Joe Swash. Sorry, whoa, whoa.
Did he understand the question?
596
00:25:56,643 --> 00:25:58,443
LAUGHTER
597
00:25:58,443 --> 00:26:00,363
You're asking for someone
to help you!
598
00:26:00,363 --> 00:26:03,283
I thought I'd give him a chance.
Jimmy, don't be jealous!
599
00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:05,403
It just seems like
that's a crazy decision!
600
00:26:06,923 --> 00:26:08,923
Knock...? Knock!
601
00:26:08,923 --> 00:26:11,643
Yes! Great answer. Someone else?
602
00:26:11,643 --> 00:26:14,883
Martine. Martine, go. Knock out.
603
00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:19,083
Knock out. Why not. Absolutely.
Anybody else? Jimmy.
604
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:22,403
Knock back. Oh. That's a good one.
605
00:26:22,403 --> 00:26:26,843
We have knock knock, we have
knock out and we have knock back.
606
00:26:26,843 --> 00:26:30,483
I think I'm going to go with
Martine, knock out. Knock out.
607
00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:33,483
Third most popular answer,
let's have a look.
608
00:26:33,483 --> 00:26:35,083
Knock down!
609
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,443
Second most popular answer for £750?
610
00:26:37,443 --> 00:26:39,723
Knock...?
611
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,483
Out!
612
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,483
APPLAUSE
613
00:26:41,483 --> 00:26:43,763
That's £750. That's OK, that's OK.
614
00:26:46,163 --> 00:26:49,123
All day long.
Mate, I'm telling you. Yeah.
615
00:26:49,123 --> 00:26:54,563
Top answer for the bar deluxe which
sadly you won't win now is knock...?
616
00:26:56,403 --> 00:26:59,363
CHEERING
617
00:26:59,363 --> 00:27:01,163
Kyle, you've won 750 quid.
618
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,843
More to the point, you're going
619
00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:05,203
to go up against
our first winner, Ann.
620
00:27:05,203 --> 00:27:06,763
Good luck with that. All right?
621
00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:09,803
LAUGHTER
622
00:27:13,443 --> 00:27:16,363
Let's bring Ann back, everyone.
Come on!
623
00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:17,883
APPLAUSE
624
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,363
Blankety Blank!
625
00:27:27,363 --> 00:27:29,803
Go and to take a seat.
There you go, mate.
626
00:27:29,803 --> 00:27:31,763
All right,
thank you very much indeed.
627
00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:35,763
Welcome back, Ann, and hello, Kyle.
628
00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:35,763
Now, all right. Here we go.
629
00:27:35,763 --> 00:27:38,203
Time for you two to go head-to-head.
630
00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:40,683
I will give you both the same
two-word phrase
631
00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:42,283
and ask you to fill in the blank.
632
00:27:42,283 --> 00:27:44,123
This time, all you've got to do,
633
00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:46,723
you've got to write your answer
down, keep it to yourself,
634
00:27:46,723 --> 00:27:49,203
then I'll go along the celebrities
and ask for theirs.
635
00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:52,643
First one to match it goes through
636
00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:52,643
to the grand final, all right?
637
00:27:52,643 --> 00:27:54,523
And the grand final tonight wins
638
00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:58,363
the biggest Blankety Blank prize
in Blankety Blank history.
639
00:27:58,363 --> 00:28:00,243
A three-litre kettle?
640
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:01,763
LAUGHTER
641
00:28:03,403 --> 00:28:07,443
Get ready for the ultimate
spa experience in the comfort
642
00:28:07,443 --> 00:28:09,003
of your own home.
643
00:28:09,003 --> 00:28:10,763
For our star prize tonight,
644
00:28:10,763 --> 00:28:13,883
you could be winning
this luxury indoor sauna.
645
00:28:13,883 --> 00:28:16,243
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
646
00:28:16,243 --> 00:28:19,643
Matching robes, deluxe towel set
plus the chance to sit back
647
00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:25,003
and relax after a hard
day in your own outdoor hot tub!
648
00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,683
APPLAUSE
649
00:28:26,683 --> 00:28:29,963
You understand how it all works?
Yep. Here we go.
650
00:28:29,963 --> 00:28:32,083
Car blank.
651
00:28:33,323 --> 00:28:35,123
Car blank.
652
00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,843
Ooh, it's good, this, isn't it?
653
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:41,643
Light up your lights
when you're done.
654
00:28:41,643 --> 00:28:44,803
All right, are we ready? Good.
Here we go. Adjoa, you're first.
655
00:28:44,803 --> 00:28:46,523
Car blank.
656
00:28:46,523 --> 00:28:48,643
Crash! No.
657
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,043
Martine, car...?
658
00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:52,483
Wash. No.
659
00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:54,283
No. Johnny Vegas, car...?
660
00:28:54,283 --> 00:28:56,763
Share. No. No.
661
00:28:56,763 --> 00:28:59,483
Jimmy Carr. Wash. Car wash.
662
00:28:59,483 --> 00:29:03,243
Chizzy, car...? Park. No.
663
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:09,483
Now, listen, here we go. This is it,
664
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:09,483
this is it. Joe Swash, car...?
665
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:11,043
Keys! Yes!
666
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:12,763
CHEERING
667
00:29:17,963 --> 00:29:19,763
I cannot believe it!
668
00:29:19,763 --> 00:29:22,643
I'm getting the hang of this!
669
00:29:19,763 --> 00:29:22,643
LAUGHTER
670
00:29:22,643 --> 00:29:26,643
Ann, come on, come and join me.
671
00:29:22,643 --> 00:29:26,643
Round of applause for Ann, everyone.
672
00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:29,203
APPLAUSE
673
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,923
Thank you so much. What about that?
674
00:29:30,923 --> 00:29:32,763
But he still goes away with £750
675
00:29:32,763 --> 00:29:36,883
and a Blankety Blank chequebook
and pen, it's Kyle, everyone!
676
00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:38,923
CHEERING
677
00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:52,683
OK. Ann, you're playing
in the grand final
678
00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:55,483
for the chance to win tonight's
star prize - the indoor sauna,
679
00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:59,563
matching robes, luxurious towel set,
680
00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:59,563
the outdoor hot tub. Come on!
681
00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:01,083
CHEERING
682
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,163
Here we go. This is how it works.
683
00:30:03,163 --> 00:30:05,763
You're going to pick one of
684
00:30:03,163 --> 00:30:05,763
our celebrities to play along with.
685
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:09,443
I'm then going to ask you both
the same question.
686
00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,363
If your answer matches, you're going
687
00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:14,683
home with all that sauna
hot tub stuff.
688
00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:16,923
I'll never get it in the car.
You what, darling?
689
00:30:16,923 --> 00:30:19,163
I'll never get it in the car.
690
00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:21,163
LAUGHTER
691
00:30:23,163 --> 00:30:25,203
I think you will, it's inflatable.
692
00:30:27,043 --> 00:30:31,043
Here we go. Can I have
some moody lighting, please.
693
00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:34,083
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
694
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:38,123
Now, Ann, all you've got to do is
choose a player to play along with.
695
00:30:38,123 --> 00:30:39,563
Who would you like to choose?
696
00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:41,843
Listen, I'll back you
if you need me.
697
00:30:41,843 --> 00:30:44,403
Right. Go on, then,
I'll go with Joe.
698
00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,803
LAUGHTER
699
00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:50,323
Go on, Joe! Go on, Joe!
700
00:30:50,323 --> 00:30:52,603
I don't want to let you down.
Don't worry.
701
00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:55,923
We'll buy one out of the 750
if we have to.
702
00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:00,683
It's a win-win! It's a win-win.
703
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,443
OK, here we go.
This is how it works.
704
00:31:04,443 --> 00:31:07,163
I'm going to give you the legend,
but then keep it to yourself,
705
00:31:07,163 --> 00:31:08,803
don't tell me, and then...
706
00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:12,723
Does he got to write it down? He's
got to write it down. Here we go.
707
00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:15,043
Blank...
708
00:31:15,043 --> 00:31:16,963
..shoe.
709
00:31:16,963 --> 00:31:19,123
Blank shoe.
710
00:31:20,763 --> 00:31:23,683
Blank shoe. All right. Right.
I've got one. OK, all right.
711
00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,523
I'll tell you when to show us, Joe.
712
00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:29,843
Ann, for the hot tub
and all the business.
713
00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:31,763
Blank shoe?
714
00:31:31,763 --> 00:31:33,723
Odd. Odd? Odd shoe.
715
00:31:35,163 --> 00:31:38,803
Odd shoe. OK.
Joe, what have you put?
716
00:31:38,803 --> 00:31:39,883
Oh, man.
717
00:31:39,883 --> 00:31:41,803
I put horseshoe.
718
00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:43,563
Horseshoe!
719
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,643
APPLAUSE
720
00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:51,323
Bad luck, Ann. I'll tell you what
you do get. You get £750.
721
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:53,843
I know, and that's even better
for me. It is perfect.
722
00:31:53,843 --> 00:31:56,883
All right, I'm thrilled for you.
I'm over the moon.
723
00:31:56,883 --> 00:32:00,523
CHEERING
724
00:31:56,883 --> 00:32:00,523
Thanks for coming along.
725
00:32:00,523 --> 00:32:03,523
Don't forget, Ann, you get a
726
00:32:00,523 --> 00:32:03,523
Blankety Blank chequebook and pen.
727
00:32:03,523 --> 00:32:05,963
Oh, yes! Of course you do.
Pretty good work. Ann, everyone.
728
00:32:05,963 --> 00:32:07,683
Give it up for Ann, go on!
729
00:32:07,683 --> 00:32:09,283
CHEERING
730
00:32:10,843 --> 00:32:14,283
Thank you so much to our panel.
Adjoa Andoh.
731
00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:16,043
CHEERING
732
00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:19,243
Martine McCutcheon. Johnny Vegas.
733
00:32:19,243 --> 00:32:21,283
Jimmy Carr.
734
00:32:21,283 --> 00:32:23,083
Chizzy Akudolu.
735
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,843
And Joe Swash!
736
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,883
Goodnight, everyone, bye-bye.
737
00:32:26,883 --> 00:32:29,203
CHEERING