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Playing tonight
on Blankety Blank is...
..Fay Ripley...
..Louis Smith...
..Sara Pascoe...
..Jo Brand...
..Janette Manrara...
..and Martin Kemp.
Please welcome your host. Yes, it's me - Bradley Walsh.
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Thank you very much!
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Thank you so much.
Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank, look at all the gang here.
Cool kids at the back, swots at the front,
like being back at school.
LAUGHTER
Hello, celebrities.
Hey! Hi! Hello!
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Now, Sara, every time you and I have worked together before,
you've spoken about past relationships, your boyfriends,
the fact that you got...
..you've got married.
I did.Yeah, congratulations.
Thank you so much.Congratulations. How's that going?
It's amazing. I married a much younger man.
I really am punching.
Are you really? Yeah.No, you're not. He's a hunky Australian.
Is he? Yeah.Jo Brand's here, everyone. Jo Brand.
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Hiya.
The legend that is Jo Brand. Something like that.
I've been practising.
Is this sort of the thing to do?
Quite an average suit?
LAUGHTER
OK, now we have Janette...Manrara.
Ooh, you rolled the Rs there.
I do. I love rolling my Rs.
Now, you're from Cuba? Yeah, my family's Cuban.
Guess what my favourite drink is? What is it?
Cuba libre. Oh, Cuba libre?Yeah.
You have to say "lee-bre".Libre.
There you go.Cuba libre. Cuba libre.Cuba libre.
I love a Cuba libre. Cuba libre, yeah.
JANETTE SPEAKS SPANISH
Si, si. Si, si.
JANETTE SPEAKS SPANISH
Si, si, si...
Si, si...
LAUGHTER
Ah, balet.
Balet, si, si.
LAUGHTER
That's very good!
Let's bring on tonight's first pair of Blankety Blankers,
who want to play Blankety Blank, everyone. Come on!
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Welcome, Fatima. Andrew, welcome. Fatima... Hiya.
..whereabouts are you from? What do you do?
I'm from Kent. I'm a social media influencer.
A social media influencer.
OK, please excuse me, I'm of a certain age,
where I don't understand all that. LAUGHTER
So what's a social media influencer do?
So I influence people to buy things, basically.
And to be honest with you, my main focus is to represent people
with disabilities...Right.
..especially people with dwarfism.
Yeah. I think it's really important to showcase
that we are just like everyone else...Of course.
..and should be treated the same way.Yeah, good for you, mate.
Absolutely brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. All right.
Great to see you, Fatima. Welcome to the show, Andrew.
Tell us where you're from. What do you do?
Bradley, I'm from Surrey Quays and I'm a lifestyle coach manager.
Listen, Andrew, just stand up because they can't see
what you've got on underneath there as well.
Look at that - trousers to match!
AUDIENCE: Ooh! I made an effort!
It's a proper suit, is that, isn't it?
It's called eclectic floral.
Just for you, Bradley.
Yeah, I love it, man. That's great.
And you Jo, too.
Oh, thanks.
LAUGHTER
I thought some seagulls had been at it.
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
OK...
..if you want to win a prize, what would you like?
Erm, I'd quite like a speedboat.
Ooh!
LAUGHTER
I'll tell you what, there's a lot of chance of winning
that on this show, yeah, a speedboat.
I wish you a lot of luck with that. LAUGHTER
OK, here we go.
All you have to do, players, is match the missing blank
with one of our celebrities.
The one with the most matches plays the Supermatch game,
where the top prize - here it comes - on offer is...
HE INHALES
..a foldable treadmill,
a fitness watch and a water bottle.
LAUGHTER
Is that really part of the prize, a water bottle? It's nice.
It's got gold chrome.
Yeah. It probably cost about £11.
LAUGHTER
We could swap it for a rubber dinghy if you really want that boat.
LAUGHTER
OK.
That's not the only prizes on offer tonight. Ooh.One of you could go
on to the final for an even bigger prize, but more of that later on.
We'll keep everyone in suspense.
Let's play Blankety Blank.
I'm going to read you both a statement. All you've got to do
is fill in the missing blank, all right?
Fatima goes first.
A or B? Now, remembering some questions
are harder than the others, so what would you like?
Let's go for B. B it is. OK, Fatima.
Here we go. Good luck.
I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet.
So instead of dunking biscuits into my tea, I now dunk a blank.
How about that?
Yeah, tricky.
I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet, Fatima.
So instead of dunking biscuits into my tea, I now dunk a blank.
What do you think that is? Write that down. Have a think.
Here we go. Now, when you've got your answers, light up your lights
for me, please. Everyone's lit them, apart from Jo now.
All right, here we go.
Now I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet, Fatima.
So instead of dunking biscuits into my tea, I now dunk a..?
Carrot.Carrot.
Very good.
Fay. Carrot.
Yes!Yay!
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Just hold it right there.
That's a carrot, Bradley.
It is.
LAUGHTER
Maybe...maybe
I should have drawn a bunch of them.
Very good, carrot.
Well done, Fatima. Brilliant. OK, Louis, what you got?
My brain must work a little bit different. Oh.
Chip.Chip.
LAUGHTER
Doesn't it go soggy?
I've never tried, to be honest.
LAUGHTER
Yeah. OK. All right.
Sara Pascoe, I now dunk a...
Carrot.Carrot.
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Very good, very good.
Er, Jo Brand.
Well, I went first of all, but it was wrong, so I crossed it out
with what I would like, and then I put what I should put.
Nice!
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Well done. Janette, what have you got?
Well, I tried to rhyme.
You tried to rhyme? Yeah, with tea.
OK, so you put... So I said, I'll put in a pea.
LAUGHTER
Yeah.
Yeah, I see that. Martin, what have you got?
It's got to be carrot. Nice!
APPLAUSE
Very, very good.
OK. 4-0 to Fatima thus far.
Brilliant stuff.
Andrew, You get A. Here we go, Andrew. Good luck.
There's no-one better to go on holiday with than Jo Brand.
She's always a laugh and never forgets to put sun cream
on my blank.
LAUGHTER
Don't tempt me. Should this worry me?
LAUGHTER
OK, Andrew, here you go.
There's no-one better to go on holiday with than Jo Brand.
She's always a laugh and never forgets to put sun cream
on my blank.
Leave it!
LAUGHTER
Leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it.
Oh, I don't think the sun shines there.
It does for them.
LAUGHTER
Thanks, Janette.
All right, very good. All right.
What are you putting there, Jo?
LAUGHTER
She can't make her mind up. Can't wait for Jo's.
You can't just write "cake" for every answer.
LAUGHTER
Here we go. Lights up, very good.
Andrew, there's no-one better to go on holiday with than Jo Brand,
of course, the great Jo Brand. She's always a laugh and never
forgets to put sun cream on my blank.
Bum.
LAUGHTER
Oh.
LAUGHTER
Great answer, that. We've got...you've got every chance
of catching up now.
No pressure.
Get ready. Fatima. You're through.
LAUGHTER
OK, here we go. Fay.
No. No!
Louis, what have you got?
Back.Back.
Sara? Yeah. Also, I went for back, not bum, because most people
don't get their bums out on holiday.
LAUGHTER
You've never been on holiday
with me!
Jo, tell them what you put the sun cream on.
Back! Oh.
Janette, what have you put?
I said back.
Back, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Hey, Mart, what have you put?
You know what, when I come back off holiday, I like my white bits
because that shows me how dark the dark bits are.
So I went back.
Oh!OK, fair enough.
Andrew, you are behind at the moment.
So which would you like? It has to be A, Bradley, please.
A, of course.
And you can play with all of them...
Fabulous. ..because you didn't score...
..because you put bum.
LAUGHTER
Right, are you ready? I'm ready.
Here we go. Gang.
You know what they say about that Janette Manrara.
She can't stop dancing instead of walking to the shops.
She prefers to blank.
You know what they say about that Janette Manrara.
She can't stop dancing.
Instead of walking to the shops, she prefers to blank.
Did you ever win Strictly?
No, I didn't, Brad. Thanks for that.
LAUGHTER
Winning it is great, though.
LAUGHTER
Appreciate it.
Yeah. Anyhow, lights up, please.
Thank you, Martin.
Thank you.
Thank you very much indeed.
Right, here we go.
You know what they say about that Janette Manrara.
She can't stop dancing instead of walking to the shops.
She prefers to...
Dance.
Dance. Fay Ripley.
I went with the Cuban thing.
Yes. Salsa.Salsa.
Ah!
Yeah, I think dance is too obvious.
OK, Louis, what have you put?
I went a little bit more chilled out.
Twirl. Get it.
Understood. OK.
Sara.
I went with cha cha. Absolutely cha cha cha.
Great answers, though. I do all of those to the shop.
LAUGHTER
Jo.
Dance.Dance... BOTH: ..the samba.
That'll do. Dance is a dance, yeah.
APPLAUSE
Thanks, Jo.
OK.
Janette. So I went with obvious to help you, Andrew - dance.
Dance, yeah, yeah, OK.
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There we are. We're on two at the moment.
Last one up. Martin, what you got?
I thought she's a classy girl. Oh! Waltz.
Sadly, we lose you, Andrew... Ah, well.
..because Fatima doesn't need to play again
because she's beaten you 4-2.
You can't match that score,
but congratulations to you, Fatima.
Come and join me for the Supermatch. Come on.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
All right, brilliant.
Sadly, though, we have to say goodbye to Andrew, but don't worry.
The thing you've always been waiting for your whole life,
you go away with a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, everyone.
Fabulous.
Thank you, Andrew.
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# Supermatch game Supermatch game
# Supermatch game
Supermatch game
# Supermatch game Supermatch game. #
OK.
Fatima, congratulations, you've made it through to the Supermatch
for the chance to win a massive prize. Oh, my goodness.
We ask members of the public to fill in a two-word phrase.
All you got to do is match one of the top three answers and you'll win
this massive, massive Blankety Blankety Blankety Blank prize.
LAUGHTER
Have a look at this.
Guess the third top answer, you win 500 quid.
Guess the second answer, 750 quid,
and the top answer wins you a massive Supermatch top prize
fitness watch and stainless steel water bottle
and this foldable treadmill, everyone.
Look at that!
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
APPLAUSE
Now, Fatima, to make things easier,
you get the chance to have three celebrities to help you out. OK.
All right, so they can give you sort of suggestions as to what it be.
Let's have a look. See what the Supermatch is. Let's have a look.
Reveal the Supermatch.
Spring blank, spring blank.
OK. Fatima, face the gang.
Who would you like to help you?
Jo.
Spring roll. Spring roll. Very nice.
Next one, who do you fancy? Fay.
Time.
Nice. One more.
Lou.Lou? Go on, Lou.
Being a gymnast, board.
Spring board, of course. Oooh!
OK, so we have spring roll, spring time spring board.
now you can take one of those
or you do your own thing, Fatima, whatever you want.
I'm heading towards spring time... Spring time?
..more than anything. You want spring time?
Let's go for spring time.
Spring time. OK.
Fay Ripley, spring time. OK.
Reveal third place for £500.
Spring...
Onions? Oh!
Oh, hello. Really?!
Reveal for 750, second place, let's have a look.
Spring...
Oooh!Chicken.
Sprung chicken.
This is a recipe!
Literally.
Top answer.
Here we go. Spring...
Time!
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Spring time it is!
Congratulations.
Oh, brilliant.
You've got the treadmill, the watch, the bottle.
Sell it all for 750 quid, sensational.
OK, Fatima, we'll see you in the head-to-head later, yeah?
OK, perfect. Well played. Fatima, everyone.
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Time to bring on our next pair of Blankety Blankers. Give it up, come on.
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# Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
# Blankety Blank! #
Jess and Kate, welcome to Blankety Blank.
First of all, we'll go to Jess, find out a bit about you.
Where are from, what do you do?
So I'm from Manchester and I'm a customer service agent.
A customer service agent in what?
In tech.In tech?
So if your Wi-Fi goes down, I'm the person on the phone.
Right, oh, OK. Any hobbies, Jess?
So I do dancing once a week and I work as a hostess
at the weekend in a VIP club.
So just like, do you know when you go to VIP,
you get the bottle girls, like, "Whoo!" That's me.
LAUGHTER
They don't have them in Wetherspoons, Bradley.
OK, Kate, what do you do? Where are you from?
I'm Kate, I'm a housewife.
And, um... Well, I'm originally from London,
south-east London, but now I'm from West Sussex.
OK, so you're a housewife.
You've got kids to look after and stuff like that?
Well, she's actually in the audience,
my daughter Frankie. But...
..it's funny because I'm, like, a stay-at-home mum,
but it's getting a bit embarrassing now because she's just left school.
Right. I'm still a stay-at-home mum. I don't really know what to do.
Oh, so you applied to come on the show?
Yeah!That's one of the things to do. Exactly, yeah.
OK. Welcome to the show.
Girls, don't forget, if you get through this round,
you go to the Supermatch where you can play for this amazing prize.
It is a smart bed with wireless charging and memory foam mattress.
AUDIENCE: Oooooh!
What the heck is a smart bed when it's at home?!
You've got a little plug, USB plug on the side in case you want it.
Is that it? Yeah.Is that what a smart bed is?
At your age and my age, it's got a big finger that pokes you
and makes you go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
Well, what a sensational prize!
That's Jess and Kate, give a round of applause, everyone.
APPLAUSE
All right, here we go.
Jess goes first. Right.
Choose between A or B, what do you want? B.
B it is. OK, let's do this.
Celebrities, get yourselves ready, your pens and your papers.
Here we go, Jess.
I'm not saying that my house is rickety,
but the windows shake every time I blank.
LAUGHTER
I'm not saying, Jess, that my house is rickety,
but the windows shake every time I blank.
Don't forget, once you've done it, put your lights on for me, please.
OK.Once you've written your thing down.
OK, everyone's lit up.
Now, Jess, are you ready? Here we go.
I'm not saying that my house is rickety, but the windows shake
every time I... Show?
Walk.
I thought that said something else there for a second!
People around the country going, "Why has Blankety Blank gone off air?
"It's gone off air, what's happening there?"
OK, Fay Ripley?
Oh...Looking for walk...
Sneeze!
OK, Louis, what you got?
Looking for walk?
I've gone for jump.
Jump! jump, jump, jump. OK, not that.
Sara Pascoe, we're looking for walk.
Unfortunately, I told the truth, which is fart.
OK, Jo, what've you put?
Sneeze.Sneeze, yeah, absolutely. Sorry.
Janette, what have you put?
Those machines make a lot of fr-r-r-r noise.
I put laundry.OK.
We're looking for walk. Martin?
I don't want this to be a really bad reflection on my house.
Pass wind.Pass wind, same as Sara.
Same houses, same houses. It's a nil score for Jess.
All right. Don't worry, OK?
You've got time to catch up. Kate, your turn.
Here we go. Right, oh, my word, here we go.
Here we go. Kate.
Yeah?If you're ever feeling down,
Louis Smith gives great pep talks.
He'll say, "No matter what life throws at you,
"you've just got to get back on the..." blank.
Oh!That's very good, by the way.
Louis is all over this immediately. All right, here we go.
Now, if you're ever feeling down,
Louis Smith gives great pep talks, by the way.
He'll say, "No matter what life throws at you,
"you've just got to get back on the..." blank.
Clue's in the question, I think, there.
OK? Everyone done? Cool.
If you're ever feeling down,
Louis Smith gives great pep talks, by the way.
He'll say, "No matter what life throws at you,
"you've just got to get back on the..."
I don't think this is good.
Saddle.
Just the saddle by itself, Kate?
I don't really know what I was thinking.
It was in my head and I just thought, "Saddle, write it down."
Can I be honest? I think that's a very good answer.
Do you?!OK, here we go.
We're looking for saddle. Fay?
Job?Job?
I just... Back on the job?
Yeah.
Does that mean... Does that mean what I think it means? Yeah.
But that does cheer me up.
LOUIS: Not usually my pep talk.
Well, maybe it should be.
Sorry.Don't apologise.
That's all right, don't worry. Don't worry at all.
Listen, Louis's job, by the way, gives you the answer.
Yeah.Doesn't it? So, Lou?
Horse.
Oh, horse!
On the horse, of course.
APPLAUSE
Yeah, pommel horse. Sara?
I didn't get the right answer with Kate,
but I did get the right answer with Louis.
So I still get something.
OK. Jo Brand, back on...?
I couldn't remember what those things were called,
so I just picked some random bit of gym equipment.
Trampoline!
LAUGHTER
Random bit. OK, Janette, what've you got?
Well, we're clearly in the same wavelength
cos I also put trampoline.
Martin, what have you put? Louis is the man on this.
He's on the horse.Pommel horse.
Yeah.Yeah. And neither of you scored anything.
So what a waste of time that round was.
Oh, God!
OK. We went Jess first last time, Kate will go first this time.
Between A or B. Er...
I'll go for B. You're going to go for B.
Yeah.Yeah, yeah.
OK, here we go, Kate, you're up.
Yeah.OK, everyone, you're up.
Iron Man has a tough life.
Imagine setting off an alarm every time you zoom down the street
and fly past a blank.
Iron Man has a very tough life.
Imagine setting off an alarm every time you zoom down the street
and fly past a blank.
Um, a...
Hmm, I wonder what that is.
OK. OK.
JANETTE WHISPERING
That's a good one.
Well, soaring past...Really?! I think that's the right answer.
That's the only thing that makes sense.Ah, I get it.
OK, well, let's see if it matches.
All right. Iron Man's got a tough life, by the way.
Imagine setting off an alarm every time you zoom down the street
and fly past a blank.
Clothes security system.
Clothes?!
What?!
Clothes? You're making it so hard for us!
Security system.
Fay Ripley. Speed camera.
Bad luck, speed cameras, bad luck. Oh!
Similar lines. Louis?
I was going to go for cars, but then I was trying to get on
your wavelength and I think I was pretty close.
Security metal detector? Yeah!
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh...
But it is a match! Well played.
CHEERING
Yeah. Absolutely.
Same thing. It actually is the same thing.
Sara Pascoe, what've you got?
I just said ironmongers. Ironmongers, OK.
Jo Brand? Car alarm.
OK, Janette, what've you got?
I said, go past a shop.
OK, Martin, what have you put?
We're looking for clothes security cameras.
Boring. Car alarm. Car alarm, yeah, OK.
Out of one and a half goes round the whole thing, and we've got one.
Oh, nice!
APPLAUSE
Right, now, then, Jess, all you need,
two to get you through to the Super Match.
What about... Isn't it exciting?
Right, yeah, I'm going to do this. OK. I wish you luck.
I'm a bit nervous.
Yeah, I would be.No, this is the question.
LAUGHTER
That's amazing.
Sorry.
Jess, I'm a bit nervous about my flying lessons.
I've had ten classes and they still haven't taught me how to blank.
I'm a bit nervous about my flying lessons.
I've had ten classes - they still haven't taught me how to blank.
Tricky, that. Lights on, please.
All up for grabs.
Thanks, Jo. Lou, put your light on, mate.
Thank you. Here we go.
This is to go for the Super Match
and win a smart bed with a multi-charging USB.
Maybe we'll throw in a pillow.
Don't forget the memory foam... Mattress.
That's it. Thanks.
LAUGHTER
This is it. The tension's unbelievable.
You can, you can, you can cut it with a brick.
I'm a bit nervous about my flying lessons, Jess.
I've had ten classes and they still haven't taught me how to...
Fly.
Wouldn't... Flying lessons, taught me how to fly?
Well, let's see if there's any matches.
LAUGHTER
The bed's hard, anyway. Don't worry about it.
Fay.
Take off.
Can't give it. Lou.
I'd say the most important part.
Land. Sarah.
Land.Oh!
Jo.
Land.
Janette. Land.
Now, then, it all rests.
He's probably got land.
It all rests on the legend that is Martin Kemp.
AUDIENCE: Ah...
Sorry.I think you've all played very well and,
well, I'm lying.
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
Congratulations, Kate. You're playing the Super Match with me.
Come on.
We have to say goodbye to Jess,
but not before we let her have the legendary
Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, everyone. Give it up.
Jess, everyone! Thanks for playing, Jess.
Welcome to the Super Match.
All right. Are you ready to play?
It's exciting, isn't it? Yeah, really exciting.
We gave the public a two-word phrase and asked them to fill in the blank.
If you manage to match one of the three most popular answers,
you will win prizes. Have a look at this.
Guess the third top answer, you win 500 quid.
Guess the second answer, 750 quid.
The top prize of this Super Match wins you
the smart bed featuring wireless charging,
a USB port, memory foam mattress,
bed linen set,
plus matching dressing gowns and eye masks.
What about that?
I actually need a new bed, so...
I beg your pardon? I actually need a new bed.
What have you done to the old one?
Well, no, I just would like a new one.
OK. Now, remember, you can, of course, ask for help
from up to three celebrities, or you can do your own thing. Yeah.
Let's reveal the Super Match.
Come on. Here we go.
Blank frame.
Yep.Blank frame.
OK, who would you like to help you? Anyone in particular?
Erm, I shall have...Louis.
Yeah. OK, let's see what Louis has got to say.
Louis, blank frame.
It's got to be picture. Picture frame.
Yeah.Very good. Fay, please.
Fay, blank frame.
Erm, I'm going to say glasses frame.
Oh...
LAUGHTER
Glasses frame, yeah.
Very good.
OK, anybody else?
Martin, please.
OK, Martin. I'm going to go photo frame.
Oh, yes.
Photo frame is good, photo frame is good. Yeah.
Picture frame, photo frame,
and the other one.
LAUGHTER
I agree. Ignore that.
I'll let you choose one on your own. Let me just have a think.
Er...
I was going to have, myself, when it come up...Yeah?
..picture frame.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go for that one, actually.
Louis, thank you. Thank you, everybody.
Yeah, thank you, everybody. Good luck.
So, let's reveal the third most popular answer, for 500 quid, is...
..freeze frame. AUDIENCE: Oh!
We'd never have thought of that.
Oh...For £750, let's reveal.
Climbing frame. AUDIENCE: Oh!
Didn't think of that.I've got to be honest with you,
I'd have put window frame. Oh, I'm a bit nervous, now.
Now, then, the top answer, for the smart bed and all that business,
here we go. Good luck.
It is... We're looking for picture frame. Reveal.
Yes!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
How brilliant was that?
Wow! That was amazing.
Thank you!
You've got a bed!
Thank God for that!
Brilliant stuff.
More importantly, you get to go up against Fatima
for the chance to go through to the Grand Final
and win a massive, massive prize.
Are you ready? Yeah.
Let's bring back Fatima. Come on. Here we go.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well done, well done. OK, take a seat.
Wow! Welcome back, Fatima. Take a seat, Kate.
This is how the head-to-head works.
I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase
and ask you to fill in the blank.
All right? All I need you to do now is just write it down
and keep it to yourself.
Then I'll ask the same statement to the panel.
The first person out of you to match with one of our celebrities
will go through the grand final to win this massive
Blankety Blank prize, everyone.
It is the ultimate home arcade.
Look at this. This arcade machine, along with the latest games console
with VR headset, a smart 4K Ultra HD TV and,
get this, a popcorn machine, everyone.
Now we're talking.
All right. Are you ready?
Fatima, Kate, here we go.
Good luck to you.
Here it is.
High.
High - H.I.G.H. - high blank.
High blank.
Cool. OK, everyone lit up. Here we go.
Get ready to reveal if you get a match.
Fay Ripley.
High... Life.
No. Louis Smith, high...
Olympic high jump.
Yay!
APPLAUSE
OK. Thank you so much, indeed.
Absolutely brilliant.
Kate, you're going through to our final.
Please, come and join me.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
We have to say goodbye.
We have to say goodbye to Fatima,
but Fatima does not go away empty-handed.
You go away with a fitness watch, water bottle, foldable treadmill,
and, of course, a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen, everyone.
Thanks, Fatima.
APPLAUSE
Now, then, it is indeed the Grand Final,
and you're playing for a massive prize.
All right, this is how it works.
You're going to pick one, and only one, of our six celebrities
to play along with, all right?
Then I'm going to ask you a simple statement and a question.
And if your answer matches theirs,
you go home with the ultimate home arcade.
All you've got to do is choose a celebrity to play along with
who you think you have an affinity with.
Can I turn around and look at them? In a minute, you can,
but when I tell you, cos I do the rules, all right?
You just stand there.
LAUGHTER
Moody lighting.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Now, then, you can have a turn round and choose
whoever you think is compatible.
Erm, I think I'll have...
Janette. Hey!
You all right, babe? We got this, babe.
It's all about the accent.
I wish you luck. We all wish you luck.
Here we go.
Blank phone.
OK, just keep that thought.
You done, Janette? Yeah. The light's on.
Excellent stuff. Come on.
OK, here we go, for the ultimate home arcade.
Kate...
Blank phone.
Mobile.
Yeah, I understand.
We're looking for mobile.
LAUGHTER
We're looking for...
We're looking for mobile phone.
I'm so sorry, Kate.
Don't apologise. What have you put? Let's see, Janette.
I put smartphone. Oh, that is so unlucky.
That is the way it goes.
Tough one. Give her a round of applause.
Thank you, everybody.
OK, but...
Very tough, but don't forget,
Kate's not going home empty-handed.
She'll be taking home the smart bed, of course,
and the Blankety Blank chequebook and pen.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, thanks to Kate, all our contestants, but more importantly,
couldn't do without them, thanks to our panel, everyone -
Fay Ripley, Louis Smith, Sara Pascoe,
Jo Brand, Janette Manrara,
and Martin Kemp. From all of us here on Blankety Blank,
goodnight, everyone. Goodnight.