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Tonight, on this Christmas
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is Angela Rippon,
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Richard E Grant,
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Tom Allen,
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Sarah Millican,
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Mel B,
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and Danny Jones.
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Please welcome your ho-ho-ho-host.
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It's me, Bradley Walsh.
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Ho-ho-ho! Thank you, Santa.
Take it away.
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Thank you very much!
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APPLAUSE
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Thank you so much. What about that?
Thank you, Santa.
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That's it. Brilliant stuff.
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Hello, and welcome to a Christmas
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Same as a normal Blankety Blank,
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but with a couple of trees from
a corner shop thrown in.
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Let's meet the gang.
Hello, celebrities!
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Hello!
Hello, Brad!
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Lovely to see you. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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We've got Tom Allen.
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Christmas in your abode -
what's it like, Tom?
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Hate it. Don't like it.
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Well, I don't hate it.
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I feel like Christmas is
a bit overrated.
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There, I've said it. I don't care.
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What are you going to do?
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Boo! Boo!
Yeah!
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Yeah, to hell with it.
I don't care.
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What's this?
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Thank you, the Grinch.
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Richard E Grant's with us, everyone!
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Christmas in your place.
What's it like, Richard?
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Christmas pudding for breakfast,
Christmas pudding for lunch,
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and then the leftovers at 11
o'clock at night.
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Perfect. Do you have any tipples
during the day?
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Allergic to alcohol. So just eat
Christmas pudding.
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Excellent stuff.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Coming down. Christmas in
the Millican house?
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Oh, well, it's an opportunity to not
have to have your bra on all day.
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Isn't it?
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THEY LAUGH
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You know?
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If you can, you tuck them in
your 'jama bottoms.
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That's always my plan.
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You just have them as low
as possible,
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get everything in the right area.
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I look a lot like Santa on that day.
Just a big, round belly.
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But it's full of everything.
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Thanks for sharing.
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OK, brilliant stuff.
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Merry Christmas to you all.
Thanks for coming on.
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Give them all a round of applause.
Thank you so much.
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Right, let's crack on.
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Let's bring on tonight's first pair
of Blankety Blankers
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who want to play Blankety Blank.
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Give them a round of applause,
everybody.
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Hey! Hey!
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I like the jazz hands!
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Well done for the jazz hands, yeah!
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Lovely to see you and Tony.
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Aanchal, we'll come to you first.
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OK, what do you do?
Where are you from?
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I'm from Telford and I'm
a podiatrist
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working in the NHS.
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And I'm just on my maternity
leave at the moment.
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Maternity? Well, congratulations
to you. Thank you.
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Thank you.So you mess around with
people's feet? Oh, yeah.
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What made you get into that?
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I actually wanted to be a dentist,
but missed out grades in school.
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THEY LAUGH
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So I thought...
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You missed out on about 4.5 feet.
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Didn't you?
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From all of us, Merry Christmas.
Thanks for coming along.
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Tony, whereabouts you from?
What do you do?
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Hi, Brad. I'm from Bolton.
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Wahey!
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Yeah, what do you do? And I'm a
refuse collector for 42 year,
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and I'm also a priest in the
Church of England.
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I like that. Do the people sitting
there in church go,
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"Tony, you left one of my
black bags out?"
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It has been known. And when I've
been doing a wedding,
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couples have said, "He emptied my
bin last week."
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Do they really?
Yeah!
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Well, I wish you luck.
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Aanchal, Tony, welcome to the show.
Thank you.
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And a Merry Christmas.
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All you've to do on Blankety Blank
is match the missing blank
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with one of our celebs.
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The one with the most matches
plays our Supermatch game,
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where the top prize on offer -
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listen to this, Christmas -
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not one, but two mountain bikes!
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Oh, wow!
Ooh!
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Plus, guess what we're going to do?
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We're going to throw in two
helmets as well.
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Plus knee and elbow pads -
all matching.
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Isn't that big of us?
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Just what you need, isn't it?
OK, do you ride a bike, Tony?
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I've not rode a bike for 40 year.
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Quite a handy prize, then, isn't it,
really?
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It ain't all about the
mountain bikes.
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Simply because you go through
the show
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and one of you is going to go on
to the grand final
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for an even bigger prize.
But more on that later.
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I'm going to wish the pair of you
the best of best of luck.
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Aanchal, you're going to go first.
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Some of the questions will be harder
than others.
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All right? What would you like
to choose? A or B?
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B.
B? OK, here we go.
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Let's play Blankety Blank.
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Right...
I'm so excited!
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I've watched this since I was a kid!
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And now I'm actually getting
to finally...blank.
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Yeah. Yeah, good, that.
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OK.
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Right, here we go.
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Aanchal, my local vicar...
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Oh, hello. My local vicar is trying
to be a bit more hip.
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So at this year's midnight mass,
instead of a sermon,
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he did a blank.
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Mm, tricky, right?
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My local vicar is trying to
be a bit more hip,
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so, at this year's midnight mass,
instead of a sermon,
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he did a blank.
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What is that going to be?
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Now, then, lights on, please.
OK, here we go, Aanchal.
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My local vicar is trying to
be a bit more hip,
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so, at this year's midnight mass,
instead of a sermon,
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he did a...?
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Dance?
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Dance? OK.
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Here we go. Let's see how many
you can match.
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Angela, he did a...?
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Dance.Dance!
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Very good.
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Very good. Richard E Grant?
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Rap.
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I think rap's a great answer,
you see?
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Tom Allen?
Tap dance.
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Does that count?
Will you allow that for Christmas?
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We can have that, Tom.
We can have that.
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Yeah, very good.
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Excellent. OK, Sarah?
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A twerk?
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We can't have it, I'm so sorry.
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Sorry, but it's a dance to me,
flower.
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Two up thus far.
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Mel, what have you got?
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Aw! Rap!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Aw, rap!"
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Jonesy, what have you got?
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Rap! Rap.Yeah, a bit more hip.
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A bit more hip, I'd have said.
Yeah, you're right. OK.
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But it's 2-0. Tony, it's your turn.
Here we go.
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Celebrities, get ready.
Tom Allen...
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Oh, no. What?
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..always wanted a big part in
the nativity play
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to show off his excellent acting.
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But he always ended up being
cast as one of the blank.
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Once you put your answer down,
celebs,
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don't forget to put your lights on.
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What have you got? Very good.
What's everybody else putting?
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It's quite good being up here...
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They're all cheating now.
The back row are cheating.
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Don't be so protective.
It doesn't matter.
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We're not playing against
each other.
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Right, Tom, need your light on.
Oh, sorry.
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You're welcome. That's all right.
Here we go.
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Tony, Tom Allen always wanted a big
part in the nativity play
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to show off his excellent acting,
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but he always ended up being cast
as one of the...?
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Wise men?
Wise men?
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Here we go. Angela?
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Well, I thought something that
didn't require any acting.
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He's going to be one of the sheep.
Sheep!
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How dare you, Angela. How dare you.
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"Doesn't require any acting."
I'm an excellent actor!
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Give me your sheep.
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Er, maa...
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Oh, I can do it! I can do it!
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That's a proper good sheep, that.
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That's a great sheep, Sarah.
Baa!
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I think that's a bit obvious, if you
don't mind my saying so.
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THEY LAUGH
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Anyway, there you go.
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OK, Richard, what have you got?
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Sheep also! Yeah, it's a good
answer, I've got to say.
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Tom, what have you got?
Donkeys.
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Donkeys. Sarah?
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See, I was going to go with sheep,
but then I put donkeys instead.
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Mel, what have you got?
A flying fairy.
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Yeah, fairy. Yeah, fairy's good.
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Oh, Mel. I would have loved that.
Fairy's good.
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And here we go.
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Right down at the end, there,
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is one of Britain's greatest
wise men.
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Jonesy, what have you put?
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Well, it's none of these.
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I'll tell you that for a start.
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And I thought sheep may have had one
too many lines in it, you know?
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Yeah.
So I've put one of the candles.
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THEY LAUGH
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Well, people do say I'm flaming,
so...
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Now, then. After that first round,
Angela's two up.
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So here we go, Tony. You're behind.
You are going first. OK.
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What would you like? A or B?
I'll go for B.
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B it is. OK, celebs, here we go.
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This Christmas, me and my family are
trying to be
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more environmentally friendly so are
switching to wind power.
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That's why we're eating so many
blank.
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Ah-ha!
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Ah-ha, everyone!
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Very good.
Yeah.
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I was quite quick, there.
Yeah, yeah.
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Didn't dawdle like last time.
No, no dawdling.
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Right, everyone. Lights on.
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Tony, me and my family are
trying to be
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more environmentally friendly so are
switching to wind power.
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That's why we're eating so many...?
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Sprouts.
Sprouts!
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MEL B: Huh?
Sprouts. Brussels sprouts.
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Cos they give you wind.
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Oh, I was thinking of something
completely different.
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Well, we'll find out.
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OK, Angela?
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Beans.Beans.
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Yeah, because you have beans for
Christmas dinner.
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Richard E Grant, what have you got?
Sprouts, of course, sir.
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OK, Tom, what have you put?
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Sprouts.
Yes!
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OK, 2-2.
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Sarah? Sprouts!
Sprouts!
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Yes!
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Mel?
Wait...
254
00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:23,163
I'd just like to explain first.
255
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:27,043
I thought, you know like a windmill?
Turbine?
256
00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:30,563
So, then, these things fly in...
Yeah.
257
00:09:30,563 --> 00:09:33,083
..and they get killed
and you eat them.
258
00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,763
Birds! Yeah, birds.
259
00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,083
There's a sort of logic.
260
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OK, Danny Jones, what have you put?
261
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I put beans.
262
00:09:43,723 --> 00:09:45,043
Oh, I see, yeah.
263
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,243
I would have gone bean sprouts.
Sorry about that.
264
00:09:47,243 --> 00:09:48,603
You're in the lead, Tony.
265
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OK, Aanchal, two to win,
one to tie.
266
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Are you ready?
Ready.
267
00:09:52,283 --> 00:09:54,043
Don't forget, you can only play
alongside
268
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Richard, Sarah, Mel and Danny.
269
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,723
What? Really?
Once you match, you're out.
270
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,563
You two matched with
Aanchal last time.
271
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Has that always been a rule or did
you just make that up?
272
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Course it's a rule. I don't remember
that with Les Dawson.
273
00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:10,603
Right, here we go. OK, we take
Christmas very seriously
274
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in the Walsh household
275
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and are always proud of our
Christmas tree.
276
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This year, it's got an impressively
big blank.
277
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We take Christmas very seriously in
the Walsh household
278
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and are always proud of our
Christmas tree.
279
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This year, it's got an impressively
big blank.
280
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Don't forget, put your lights up,
please, Richard,
281
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if you've answered. Thanks, mate.
Sorry.
282
00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:32,643
Dan, you done?
Yeah.
283
00:10:32,643 --> 00:10:34,163
Cool, here we go.
284
00:10:34,163 --> 00:10:36,963
Aanchal, we take Christmas very
seriously
285
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in the Walsh household
286
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and are always proud of our
Christmas tree.
287
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:42,443
Mm-hm.
288
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:44,843
This year, it's got an impressively
big...?
289
00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:47,803
Bauble? Christmas bauble?
Bauble?
290
00:10:47,803 --> 00:10:50,483
Got an impressively big bauble.
291
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,803
Now, then. You look like you've all
sucked the same lemon.
292
00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,283
We have.
293
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:59,043
Right, here we go. Richard?
294
00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:01,723
Oh, it's a star!
Oh!
295
00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:03,043
Are stars not a bauble?
296
00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:04,803
No, it's not a bauble.
297
00:11:04,803 --> 00:11:06,723
Different shape.
Different shapes, Richard.
298
00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:09,203
OK, Sarah? I was trying to think
like Aanchal,
299
00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:11,043
and first of all I thought
a verruca.
300
00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:13,043
Yes.
Because she's a podiatrist.
301
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,083
But then I thought, you don't have
those on trees.
302
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,723
So I put star. I'm sorry.
303
00:11:16,723 --> 00:11:18,163
Star.
304
00:11:18,163 --> 00:11:19,763
Mel, here we go.
305
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,763
There's a theory behind it.
Absolutely.
306
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:26,043
Because you've already mentioned
trees, so I thought a big tree.
307
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Big tree.
308
00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:29,723
Bucket for the big tree.
309
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,163
Big bucket!
310
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Big bucket. I get that.
311
00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:34,443
I get that.
I get that.
312
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,163
No-one's ever walked into a
Christmas scene and gone,
313
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,683
"Oh, what an impressive bucket."
314
00:11:39,683 --> 00:11:41,403
I would take that as a compliment.
315
00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:45,083
No?It comes down to the Jones
boy again.
316
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,203
Now, listen. She doesn't get
this one, she goes out.
317
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And more to the point, she's got
a new baby at Christmas.
318
00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,043
Oh! Oh, no! Oh, Danny!
319
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:55,683
Dan, this year my Christmas tree's
got an impressively big...?
320
00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:57,083
I'm on the same wavelength.
321
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,363
Stand.
322
00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:02,043
Stand! See? That makes sense to me!
323
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:05,043
I see, stand. It is not stand.
I overthought it!
324
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:06,643
I don't overthink mine.
325
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,083
No, no.
326
00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:15,163
Brilliant. Brilliant.
327
00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:17,643
OK, which means, of course,
Tony has won.
328
00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:20,043
Come out, Tony. You're on
the Supermatch, mate.
329
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,283
Come on. Here you come.
330
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,523
There you go.
331
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,883
OK, Aanchal, what can I say other
than Merry, Merry Christmas.
332
00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:29,283
Merry Christmas.
I'm so sorry Danny let you down.
333
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,483
But that's the way it goes.
334
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:34,683
Listen, lots of love to your family.
You don't go away empty-handed.
335
00:12:34,683 --> 00:12:38,443
You take home a Blankety Blank
cheque-book and pen, everyone!
336
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:40,243
Woo!
337
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,043
Round of applause! Aanchal!
338
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:43,723
There you go. Thank you so much!
339
00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:47,083
# Supermatch game
Supermatch game
340
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# Supermatch game
341
00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:51,763
# Supermatch game
Supermatch game
342
00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,243
# Supermatch game
343
00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:54,643
# Supermatch game. #
344
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,243
Don't ask me why, but we asked
members of the public
345
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:02,683
to fill in the blank to a simple
two-word phrase.
346
00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:04,843
If you can match one of the three
top answers,
347
00:13:04,843 --> 00:13:06,123
you'll win a great prize.
348
00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:07,843
Have a look at this.
349
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:11,043
Guess the third top answer
and you'll win £500.
350
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:15,043
The second top answer
wins you 750 quid.
351
00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:19,163
And the top answer wins you our
Supermatch top prize -
352
00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:25,003
these two mountain bikes with magic
helmets, knee and elbow pads.
353
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,403
I've got to say,
354
00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:32,043
Tony, you will look great in that.
A man in Lycra.
355
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,763
You'll look sensational.
356
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:37,323
All right, to make things easier,
Tony, you can ask
357
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:40,683
three celebrities to help you
out with suggestions.
358
00:13:40,683 --> 00:13:42,403
Or you can do your own thing.
Okey doke.
359
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:46,163
Let's reveal the Supermatch.
What is it?
360
00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:48,043
Christmas blank.
361
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,723
Christmas blank.
362
00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:51,643
Who would you like to help you?
363
00:13:51,643 --> 00:13:53,483
I'm going to have Angela. Angela.
364
00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:56,483
Er, I'm going to put Christmas tree.
Christmas tree.
365
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,563
My Bolton friend from the other end.
Danny?
366
00:13:58,563 --> 00:14:01,003
Pudding.
Christmas pudding.
367
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:02,243
Who else would you like?
368
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:04,443
I'm going to go for Mel, cos
she's had a hard time.
369
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,363
THEY LAUGH
370
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,363
Mel's given some great answers!
I have.
371
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:11,163
I'm telling you. Mel, Christmas...?
372
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,603
Don't say bucket, Mel.
373
00:14:17,683 --> 00:14:20,243
Time.Christmas time. Oh!
374
00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,923
Very nice. So, we have
Christmas tree,
375
00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:24,763
Christmas pudding,
Christmas time.
376
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,323
Or you can use one of your own.
377
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,803
I'm going to go for
Christmas tree.
378
00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:30,283
Christmas tree?
Yes.
379
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:32,723
Christmas tree. Understand.
OK, here we go.
380
00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:35,923
The third most popular answer,
worth £500, is Christmas...?
381
00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:40,523
..cracker!
Oh, yeah.
382
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:43,883
For 750 quid, Christmas...?
383
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,363
..pudding!
384
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:47,843
I think you've nailed it.
385
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,003
I think the top answer,
for the mountain bikes,
386
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,443
the helmet, the elbow pads,
the kneepads,
387
00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:57,043
and to make you look absolutely
ridiculous on Boxing Day,
388
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,483
hammering it around Bolton with
a bin dragged behind you.
389
00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,723
In your cassock.
390
00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,723
THEY LAUGH
391
00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:04,323
You'll look like a superhero.
392
00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:06,323
Ta-da, it's Bin Man!
393
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,323
Wait, it's Christmas...?
394
00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:13,403
Yeah!
395
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:17,843
Brilliant stuff. Christmas tree.
396
00:15:17,843 --> 00:15:19,843
We'll see you later on for the
head-to-head,
397
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:22,923
with a chance to go on and win even
bigger prizes.
398
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,563
Give it up! It's Tony, everyone!
399
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:26,803
Round of applause!
400
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,203
# Blankety Blank
401
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:29,603
# Blankety Blank... #
402
00:15:30,603 --> 00:15:33,083
Let's bring on our next pair of
Blankety Blankers.
403
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,363
Here we go!
404
00:15:34,363 --> 00:15:37,243
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
405
00:15:37,243 --> 00:15:39,283
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
406
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:41,043
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
407
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,643
# Blankety Blank
408
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,563
# Blankety Blank. #
409
00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,363
Hello.
410
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,403
We have Bev and we have Theo.
411
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,483
Welcome to the show. Talk to
Bev first. Hi.
412
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,683
Now, listen, whereabouts are
you from? What do you do?
413
00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:54,923
I'm Bev and I'm from Keighley,
West Yorkshire.
414
00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:57,083
I'm a health care assistant in
a care home.
415
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,883
Aw, that's lovely. Well, give them
all of our love, won't you? Yeah.
416
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:02,043
What hobbies do you have?
All sorts of entertaining.
417
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:05,483
But I'm also a bit of a TikTok
fanatic as well.
418
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:07,403
You like clocks?
419
00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:08,683
TikTok?
420
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:10,403
It's an Internet thing, flower.
421
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,523
You dance to it. You can do whatever
you want with it.
422
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,123
Oh, I don't do much dancing.
423
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:16,283
Do you do impressions of stuff?
Do you tell jokes?
424
00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:18,843
Well, I do Jimmy Krankie now
and again, and Susan Boyle.
425
00:16:18,843 --> 00:16:20,043
But...
426
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,203
Susan Boyle?
I've been known to do Susan Boyle.
427
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:25,203
All right, OK. Welcome aboard.
Lovely to have you on the show.
428
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,603
Theo, welcome to the show.
429
00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:28,603
Where are you from?
I'm from Leeds.
430
00:16:28,603 --> 00:16:30,963
Yeah! Northerners!
431
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:33,403
Hang on, hang on. Did you all come
down on the same coach?
432
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,043
What's going on?
433
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,163
If you were to win a prize
tonight on Blankety Blank,
434
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,603
what would you like it to be?
Er, a gym, please.
435
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,603
Can you kit me out a gym with some
equipment?
436
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,163
That'd be fantastic.
437
00:16:44,163 --> 00:16:45,443
No? OK, OK.
438
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:46,843
Do you want a bike?
439
00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:50,643
So, welcome to the show.
440
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,203
I wish you luck, all right?
Thank you.
441
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:55,043
Bev goes first. Some questions are
tougher than others.
442
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:57,723
What would you like to choose, Bev?
A or B?
443
00:16:57,723 --> 00:16:59,843
B.
B. Here we go.
444
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:03,563
All right, if you win this, you go
through to the Supermatch, right?
445
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:07,043
And you'll be playing for something
really, really serious.
446
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:10,043
This is a state-of-the-art
fridge-freezer,
447
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:11,843
fully stocked with food and drink.
448
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:14,323
That's handy. How fortuitous.
449
00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:15,883
Who needs a fridge?
Need a fridge?
450
00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:17,523
Definitely. Could go in the
back garden.
451
00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:19,403
In your back garden. Bev, do you
need a fridge?
452
00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:21,563
I've got a fridge. But I'll have
another.
453
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,923
I told you. I told you.
454
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:26,043
Got a bike, Theo?
No, no.
455
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,883
Bev, you got a bike?
No.
456
00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:29,163
Bring back the bikes!
457
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,283
Bring 'em back!
Do you want to swap with Tony?
458
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,883
Yeah, Tony. Tone!
459
00:17:32,883 --> 00:17:35,363
THEY LAUGH
460
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,203
Tone!
461
00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:39,723
Tone, do you need a fridge?
462
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,083
TONY: I've got one!
463
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,523
I think he's keeping the bikes.
464
00:17:50,523 --> 00:17:52,323
Right, good luck.
465
00:17:52,323 --> 00:17:53,723
Bev, here we go.
466
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,923
See how many celebs you can match,
all right?
467
00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,963
Not many people know this,
468
00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:01,603
but I auditioned for the
Spice Girls.
469
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:04,403
Sporty and Scary were already taken,
470
00:18:04,403 --> 00:18:08,443
so they called me Blank Spice
instead.
471
00:18:08,443 --> 00:18:09,763
Now, then, here you go.
472
00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:11,363
Does it have to be the others?
473
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:13,923
The other girls?
474
00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,043
They were going to call me
Blank Spice instead.
475
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:18,443
All the names were already taken.
476
00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:20,043
So this is a new name?
477
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:21,763
Oh, yeah, that's it.
478
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:23,963
THEY LAUGH
479
00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:29,803
OK, there you go, then.
480
00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:32,163
Good. Lights on, please.
Sarah, lights on. Sorry.
481
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,803
Richard, lights on.
Angela, lights on.
482
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:35,603
Thank you, this is going
to be great.
483
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:38,323
Bev, not many people know this but I
auditioned for the Spice Girls,
484
00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:40,523
don't you know? Sporty and Scary,
Ginger and the gang
485
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:44,123
were already taken, so they called
me Blank Spice instead.
486
00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:47,763
Tiny Spice?
487
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,043
What?!
488
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:53,283
What is going on with this show?!
489
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,723
Tiny Spice?
490
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,323
Angela, here we go.
491
00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:57,763
Fingers crossed.
492
00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,883
Really rooting for you, Bev.
493
00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:10,363
Angela, right.
494
00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:12,603
And they called me Blank Spice
instead.
495
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:14,283
Well, you see, I thought Bev,
496
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,043
she's got such a great
sense of humour,
497
00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:18,243
the fact that she called herself
Tiny Spice proves it,
498
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:20,323
so I called her Fun Spice.
499
00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:22,563
Fun Spice.
I like that. I like that.
500
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:25,563
They called ME blank instead!
501
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,803
Ah!
502
00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:28,923
Not me?
I didn't get that.
503
00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:30,803
I didn't get that.
I thought you meant me!
504
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,163
No, not you.
505
00:19:32,163 --> 00:19:35,043
It would have said, "Bev auditioned
for the Spice Girls."
506
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:38,043
But you were talking on behalf
of Bev? Yes
507
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,203
That wasn't clear at all.
You didn't make that clear.
508
00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:43,043
You didn't.
I understood it.
509
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,443
You didn't make it clear.
510
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,203
Brad, we got it. We got it.
511
00:19:46,203 --> 00:19:48,243
Absolutely, Rich. Thank you so much.
512
00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:50,523
Sporty, Scary and the gang were
already taken,
513
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,083
Richard E Grant, so they called me
Blank Spice instead.
514
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,683
Old Spice!
Old Spice!
515
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:57,523
Old Spice!
516
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,523
Yes!
517
00:20:01,523 --> 00:20:05,803
It's a scent that everyone
who's old gets...
518
00:20:05,803 --> 00:20:07,243
What do you mean Old Spice?
519
00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,323
That ain't about me.
This is about Bev.
520
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,763
All right. Tom Allen, what have
you got?
521
00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:17,203
Mixed spice.
522
00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:21,563
Sarah Millican? I wanted to keep
with the Christmassy theme.
523
00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:23,883
Yes.
So I put Min.
524
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:25,083
Min?
Minspice.
525
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,563
Minspice?
Oh!
526
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:28,563
Mince Pies!
Oh, that's lovely.
527
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,203
Ah, that's very good.
528
00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:34,363
Very good. Very good, very good.
I like what you did there.
529
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:37,683
Mel, what have you put, being one of
the Spice Girls themselves?
530
00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:41,043
And I've now joined the band
and I'm of a certain age.
531
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:45,243
Well, it wasn't very clear how you
said it.
532
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,643
So I didn't know who you were
talking about.
533
00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:50,923
I went like that.
534
00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:52,443
People?
535
00:20:54,803 --> 00:20:57,323
People Spice. Makes perfect sense,
yeah.
536
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,763
To me, it did.People Spice.
Please, Jonesy, come on.
537
00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:02,043
Old Spice.
Old Spice, yeah!
538
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,243
Old Spice. You'd have called me
Old Spice, yeah.
539
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:09,363
Wow, a bit inexplicably,
Bev has none.
540
00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:12,043
What?!
Theo, your go.
541
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:15,843
All right, guess what, I...
I, me, Brad.
542
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:19,563
I felt sorry for Frosty The Snowman,
so, this year,
543
00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:23,043
invited him in for a hot chocolate
and a mince pie.
544
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:24,923
We were having a lovely time
545
00:21:24,923 --> 00:21:29,083
until he started to blank all over
the carpet.
546
00:21:36,323 --> 00:21:38,323
I felt sorry for Frosty The Snowman
this year,
547
00:21:38,323 --> 00:21:40,523
so I invited him in for a chocolate
and a mince pie.
548
00:21:40,523 --> 00:21:41,683
We were having a lovely time
549
00:21:41,683 --> 00:21:43,883
until he started to blank all over
the carpet.
550
00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:47,883
Don't forget to put your lights on.
551
00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:49,123
Can you see mine?
552
00:21:49,123 --> 00:21:51,083
No, we're trying.
Yes, I can!
553
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:55,883
OK, Theo, I felt sorry for Frosty
The Snowman this year,
554
00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:58,083
so I invited him in for a hot
chocolate and a mince pie.
555
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,243
We were having a lovely time
556
00:21:59,243 --> 00:22:01,723
until I started to blank all over
the carpet.
557
00:22:01,723 --> 00:22:03,043
Theo? Melt.
558
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:04,283
Melt!
559
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,603
APPLAUSE
560
00:22:07,603 --> 00:22:09,563
Melt! Angela Rippon?
561
00:22:09,563 --> 00:22:11,043
He melted!
Melted!
562
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,723
He melted! Of course he did!
563
00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:16,323
Richard E Grant? Melt!
564
00:22:17,683 --> 00:22:18,843
Tom Allen?
565
00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:20,403
I went with melt as well.
Melt!
566
00:22:20,403 --> 00:22:21,803
Sarah Millican?
567
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:25,283
Melt.
568
00:22:26,443 --> 00:22:28,003
Sarah Millican, melt.
569
00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:30,843
Come on, Mel.
570
00:22:30,843 --> 00:22:33,683
I did! I did put melt!
571
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:36,763
But I crossed it out, because
I second-guessed.
572
00:22:36,763 --> 00:22:39,923
And I thought, he's had a drink,
then just pee.
573
00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:44,123
Jonesy, what have you put?
574
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:45,803
Melt!
575
00:22:50,643 --> 00:22:52,763
So, Theo, you're five up.
576
00:22:52,763 --> 00:22:54,043
Bev, you're behind.
577
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,363
You get to go first.
578
00:22:55,363 --> 00:22:56,883
A or B?
579
00:22:56,883 --> 00:22:58,563
B.
Right.
580
00:22:58,563 --> 00:23:01,203
Now, you, Bev, can play with
everyone.
581
00:23:01,203 --> 00:23:03,523
But you've got to get five for
a tie-breaker at least.
582
00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:06,603
Anything below five, sadly,
Theo will not have to play.
583
00:23:06,603 --> 00:23:08,483
Get ready. Are you ready, Bev?
Yeah.
584
00:23:08,483 --> 00:23:14,043
This year, a huge fight broke
out in Santa's grotto.
585
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:18,603
I knew it was time to leave
when I saw an elf
586
00:23:18,603 --> 00:23:23,323
hit Father Christmas over
the head with a blank.
587
00:23:23,323 --> 00:23:24,443
There you are.
588
00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:27,043
And you can play with
all of our celebs.
589
00:23:27,043 --> 00:23:29,643
This year, a huge fight broke
out in Santa's grotto.
590
00:23:29,643 --> 00:23:32,043
I knew it was time to leave
when I saw an elf
591
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,603
hit Father Christmas over
the head with a blank.
592
00:23:34,603 --> 00:23:36,723
Put your lights on when you're
there, folks, for me.
593
00:23:36,723 --> 00:23:38,723
Thank you. All right,
everyone there?
594
00:23:38,723 --> 00:23:41,203
Thank you, Angela. Cheers.
Here we go.
595
00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:44,483
So, Bev, this year, a huge fight
broke out in Santa's grotto.
596
00:23:44,483 --> 00:23:46,723
I knew it was time to leave
when I saw an elf
597
00:23:46,723 --> 00:23:48,763
hit Father Christmas over the head
with a...?
598
00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:50,563
Sack.Sack?
599
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,003
Oh...
600
00:23:55,883 --> 00:23:57,363
You need five.
601
00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:03,043
Theo, where are you going to
put your fridge?
602
00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:08,203
Angela Rippon, you put?
Christmas tree.
603
00:24:08,203 --> 00:24:10,603
You put Christmas tree.
Richard E Grant?
604
00:24:10,603 --> 00:24:12,163
Present. Yeah.
605
00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:13,923
Yeah, Tom?
Toy.
606
00:24:13,923 --> 00:24:15,363
Toy, yeah. Get it.
607
00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:16,603
Sarah?
Present.
608
00:24:16,603 --> 00:24:17,843
Present, yeah.
609
00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:21,043
Mel B?
I wasn't going for a Christmas vibe.
610
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:25,523
I was just going for, you know,
what you'd whack someone with.
611
00:24:25,523 --> 00:24:27,083
A bat?
612
00:24:30,123 --> 00:24:31,843
That makes sense to me.
613
00:24:31,843 --> 00:24:34,123
Wow, Christmas in Leeds is
very different.
614
00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:35,483
Exactly!
615
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,843
Danny Jones?
A reindeer.
616
00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:44,523
Just grab Rudolph.
617
00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:47,043
Well, you've got none.
618
00:24:47,043 --> 00:24:49,203
I don't know how that's happened.
619
00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:50,363
Well done, Theo.
620
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,843
He's through to the Supermatch.
Come on, son. Here you come.
621
00:24:52,843 --> 00:24:54,163
Give it up for Theo, everyone!
622
00:24:54,163 --> 00:24:57,083
APPLAUSE
623
00:24:58,323 --> 00:25:02,043
What happened to the rest of your
trousers? You look like an elf.
624
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,323
It's one of Santa's helpers!
What's going on?
625
00:25:04,323 --> 00:25:06,763
Listen, Bev, I'm sorry to see
you go.
626
00:25:06,763 --> 00:25:09,203
Oh, it's all right.
Merry, Merry Christmas to you.
627
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,563
And to you.
Big present for you.
628
00:25:10,563 --> 00:25:13,243
Taking home a Blankety Blank
cheque-book and pen.
629
00:25:13,243 --> 00:25:14,643
Bev, everyone!
630
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,683
# Supermatch game
Supermatch game
631
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,403
# Supermatch game
632
00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:22,483
# Supermatch game
Supermatch game
633
00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:24,203
# Supermatch game
634
00:25:24,203 --> 00:25:25,803
# Supermatch game. #
635
00:25:25,803 --> 00:25:27,843
Supermatch game. What about this?
636
00:25:27,843 --> 00:25:29,723
Well done, Theo. Good luck, mate.
637
00:25:29,723 --> 00:25:31,043
It's the Supermatch game.
638
00:25:31,043 --> 00:25:34,523
We asked the public to fill in the
missing blank of a two-word phrase.
639
00:25:34,523 --> 00:25:37,643
All you've got to do is match
that phrase. Simple.
640
00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:40,323
All right? For a big prize.
Take a look at this.
641
00:25:40,323 --> 00:25:43,043
Guess the third top answer,
you'll win £500.
642
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:45,243
The second answer gets you 750.
643
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,843
And the top answer wins you our
Supermatch top prize.
644
00:25:47,843 --> 00:25:50,243
Yes, this state-of-the-art
American-style
645
00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:53,203
fridge-freezer, stocked full of your
favourite food and drink.
646
00:25:55,403 --> 00:25:58,243
Right, let's reveal the Supermatch.
647
00:25:59,483 --> 00:26:01,043
Candle blank.
648
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:04,163
Now, you can ask three of our
celebrities to help you.
649
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,483
You can take their advice or make
one up of your own. Yeah.
650
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,763
Who would you like to ask first?
651
00:26:07,763 --> 00:26:10,283
I'll go with Tom first.
652
00:26:10,283 --> 00:26:12,723
Tom, candle...?
Stick.
653
00:26:12,723 --> 00:26:14,043
Candlestick. Brilliant, Tom.
654
00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:16,163
Thank you. Candlestick we're
looking at. Who else?
655
00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:17,883
Sarah.Sarah Millican?
656
00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:19,323
Candlelight.
657
00:26:19,323 --> 00:26:21,643
Very good. Candlelight. I love it.
658
00:26:21,643 --> 00:26:23,043
Last one.
Mel.
659
00:26:23,043 --> 00:26:24,323
Mel? Come on, Mel.
660
00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:27,243
Candle...
661
00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:29,523
Go on, Mel. You can do it.
662
00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:31,283
Candle...
663
00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:36,763
THEY LAUGH
664
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,643
You can almost see the wheels going
around, can't you?
665
00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,043
Wax!
666
00:26:42,043 --> 00:26:44,603
CHEERING
667
00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:47,043
Brilliant!
668
00:26:48,163 --> 00:26:50,523
Brilliant! Candle wax.
Very good, Mel.
669
00:26:50,523 --> 00:26:53,563
We have candlestick, candlelight.
We have candle wax.
670
00:26:53,563 --> 00:26:56,883
Good. Strong.Or you can completely
dismiss those
671
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,003
and make your own thing up.
What would you like to do?
672
00:26:59,003 --> 00:27:00,723
I'm going to go with light.
Candlelight.
673
00:27:00,723 --> 00:27:02,523
Candlelight? OK.
No pressure.
674
00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:05,723
Let's see, the third most popular
answer for 500 quid is...
675
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,763
Wax! Oh, brilliant! Very good, Mel!
676
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,723
500 quid.
677
00:27:11,723 --> 00:27:15,123
All right, two, for second place,
for 750 quid?
678
00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:18,603
Light! £750.
679
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,523
That's all right.
680
00:27:20,523 --> 00:27:22,123
You get 750 quid.
681
00:27:22,123 --> 00:27:23,843
Let's see what the top answer is?
682
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,763
Candle... I reckon it's Tom's.
683
00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:29,923
Stick, yeah! OK, so no
fridge-freezer.
684
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,043
You don't win the fridge-freezer,
but you do win 750 quid.
685
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,483
You know what? More to the point,
you're in the head-to-head
686
00:27:36,483 --> 00:27:38,363
against the player from our
first round
687
00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,763
to go through to the final to win
the big prize. You ready?
688
00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:44,083
I'm ready.Time to bring back Tony,
everyone. Come on.
689
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:46,523
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
690
00:27:46,523 --> 00:27:48,803
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
691
00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,603
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
692
00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,083
# Blankety Blank
693
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,603
# Blankety Blank. #
694
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:57,883
Theo, take a seat, mate.
695
00:27:57,883 --> 00:28:00,283
All right. Welcome back, Tony.
Thank you.
696
00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:02,883
Tony is playing Theo in the
head-to-head
697
00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:04,243
to go through to the final.
698
00:28:04,243 --> 00:28:06,563
I'm going to give you both
the same two-word phrase
699
00:28:06,563 --> 00:28:08,603
and ask you to fill in the blank.
700
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:12,163
This time, I want you both to
write down your answer
701
00:28:12,163 --> 00:28:13,803
but keep it to yourself, all right?
702
00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:16,843
I'll then ask our celebrity panel
the same question.
703
00:28:16,843 --> 00:28:20,843
And the first player to match with
one of our panel
704
00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:24,443
goes through to the final to play
for this massive
705
00:28:24,443 --> 00:28:26,203
Blankety Blank prize.
706
00:28:26,203 --> 00:28:29,563
It is a luxury living room makeover,
707
00:28:29,563 --> 00:28:33,443
a sofa set with scatter cushions,
coffee table, rug,
708
00:28:33,443 --> 00:28:36,363
freestanding light, plus an
assortment of board games
709
00:28:36,363 --> 00:28:38,763
to entertain the guests when they
come over
710
00:28:38,763 --> 00:28:40,523
to admire your brand-new sofa.
711
00:28:40,523 --> 00:28:42,003
What about that?
712
00:28:44,843 --> 00:28:47,003
I wish you luck. Here we go.
713
00:28:47,003 --> 00:28:48,203
Who's going to the final?
714
00:28:48,203 --> 00:28:50,403
Who's going to get the luxury
living room makeover?
715
00:28:50,403 --> 00:28:51,883
What's your living room like, Theo?
716
00:28:51,883 --> 00:28:54,603
We're in a new build house,
so it's completely done.
717
00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:58,643
So...
718
00:28:58,643 --> 00:29:00,723
..we can put the sofa on top.
719
00:29:00,723 --> 00:29:02,603
Tony, what's your living room like?
720
00:29:02,603 --> 00:29:04,683
It's only two year old.
It's all right.
721
00:29:07,763 --> 00:29:10,083
We could do with an extension,
put bikes in.
722
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,923
THEY LAUGH
723
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,643
Here we go.
724
00:29:17,643 --> 00:29:20,523
Ginger blank.
725
00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:22,643
Ginger blank.
726
00:29:22,643 --> 00:29:25,043
Right, OK. Ginger blank.
727
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:27,683
And light up, please,
when you're done.
728
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,603
Thanks, celebs.
729
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:33,043
I'm confident with this.
Oh, listen, I don't doubt that.
730
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:35,883
OK, Angela, thank you. Here we go.
731
00:29:35,883 --> 00:29:37,203
I'll go to Angela first.
732
00:29:37,203 --> 00:29:39,603
Angela, Ginger blank?
733
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,043
Hair.
Ginger hair.
734
00:29:41,043 --> 00:29:42,203
No.
735
00:29:42,203 --> 00:29:44,723
Richard E Grant, Ginger Spice.
736
00:29:44,723 --> 00:29:45,883
No.
737
00:29:45,883 --> 00:29:47,323
Tom Allen?
738
00:29:47,323 --> 00:29:48,883
Ginger Spice.
739
00:29:48,883 --> 00:29:50,163
No.
740
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,683
Sarah Millican? Ginger nuts.
741
00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:54,043
No.
742
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:56,043
Mel B? Ginger...?
743
00:29:56,043 --> 00:29:57,483
Spice.
Spice, of course!
744
00:29:57,483 --> 00:29:59,083
Cos we've got one of
the Spice Girls.
745
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:01,203
Danny Jones, it rests on you AGAIN.
746
00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:02,683
Ginger...?
747
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:05,603
..bread man.
748
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,203
Gingerbread! Yes!
749
00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:08,563
It's a yes!
750
00:30:08,563 --> 00:30:10,203
Yes!
751
00:30:10,203 --> 00:30:11,603
Unbelievable!
752
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,283
Tony, what did you have?
753
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,763
Ginger Rogers.
754
00:30:18,763 --> 00:30:21,083
THEY LAUGH
755
00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:28,923
We didn't want a makeover.
We didn't need one.
756
00:30:28,923 --> 00:30:31,683
THEY LAUGH
757
00:30:31,683 --> 00:30:35,563
He lost intentionally because he
thinks your prize is rubbish!
758
00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:38,083
What a slap!
It's such a slap, isn't it?
759
00:30:39,883 --> 00:30:41,283
Come and join me, Theo.
760
00:30:41,283 --> 00:30:42,963
You're going to play the final.
761
00:30:42,963 --> 00:30:44,323
Come on, mate.
762
00:30:44,323 --> 00:30:47,043
You're over there, mate.
There you go.
763
00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:49,563
Oh, wow. It's been great having you,
mate.
764
00:30:49,563 --> 00:30:51,523
Give my love to the congregation
and everyone,
765
00:30:51,523 --> 00:30:53,043
and all your family and everything.
766
00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:54,843
You don't go away empty-handed,
of course.
767
00:30:54,843 --> 00:30:56,563
You get the mountain bikes
and you also get
768
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,483
a Blankety Blank cheque-book
and pen.
769
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,843
Love to everyone at home.
770
00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:02,083
Tony, great to meet you, mate.
Thank you. God bless you.
771
00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,043
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
772
00:31:04,043 --> 00:31:06,043
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
773
00:31:06,043 --> 00:31:07,923
# Blankety Blank
Blankety Blank
774
00:31:07,923 --> 00:31:09,523
# Blankety Blank
775
00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:11,043
# Blankety Blank. #
776
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:12,803
Theo, yeah, all right.
777
00:31:12,803 --> 00:31:14,923
Congratulations, Theo.
778
00:31:14,923 --> 00:31:17,723
You're now going to play in the
grand final for the chance
779
00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:20,043
to win tonight's luxury star prize.
780
00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:23,923
Of course, that unbelievable living
room makeover, everyone.
781
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:26,323
Where we come round your house...
It's unbelievable.
782
00:31:28,283 --> 00:31:31,483
We come round your house and just
give you a luxury makeover
783
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,603
in your living room and then leave.
784
00:31:35,283 --> 00:31:37,523
God Almighty. I was expecting...
785
00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:39,923
Do you live on your own?
No, I live with my partner, Simon.
786
00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:42,483
Simon. What an insult that is
to a gay couple.
787
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,043
We literally pride ourselves on
having amazing taste.
788
00:31:45,043 --> 00:31:47,603
And then you turn up with your
DFS special.
789
00:31:50,803 --> 00:31:53,003
Hey!
790
00:31:53,003 --> 00:31:54,723
"What's this?"
791
00:31:54,723 --> 00:31:57,563
Listen, let me tell you.
792
00:31:57,563 --> 00:31:59,923
Listen, all right. Listen.
Forget the living room.
793
00:31:59,923 --> 00:32:01,443
What about a kitchen?
794
00:32:01,443 --> 00:32:02,923
Got a kitchen.
795
00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,563
A built-in kitchen.
Bathroom?
796
00:32:04,563 --> 00:32:06,923
All sorted.
Loft conversion?
797
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,243
We can't build in the loft yet.
798
00:32:08,243 --> 00:32:10,363
All right, what if we work out
getting some planning
799
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,203
permission from the local council?
800
00:32:14,003 --> 00:32:15,683
Here we go. Right.
801
00:32:16,843 --> 00:32:20,323
You are going to pick just one of
our celebrities to help you.
802
00:32:20,323 --> 00:32:21,683
That's it. All right?
803
00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:23,923
I'm then going to ask you both
the same question,
804
00:32:23,923 --> 00:32:25,923
and if your answer matches
the celebrity's,
805
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:29,483
you're going home to a luxury living
room makeover
806
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:31,723
that might be done by the time
you get back.
807
00:32:31,723 --> 00:32:33,043
You ready? Ready.
808
00:32:33,043 --> 00:32:34,403
Moody lighting, please.
809
00:32:35,843 --> 00:32:37,563
Ooh!
810
00:32:39,643 --> 00:32:42,283
All right, here we go. Turn around,
choose a celebrity.
811
00:32:42,283 --> 00:32:44,043
Who do you want to play with?
812
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,363
I'm going to go with...
813
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,363
THEO LAUGHS
814
00:32:46,363 --> 00:32:47,763
..Sarah.
Oh, no.
815
00:32:47,763 --> 00:32:49,323
Sarah Millican!
816
00:32:49,323 --> 00:32:52,323
Go on, Sarah. But you don't really
want the prize, though? Right?
817
00:32:52,323 --> 00:32:53,803
Er...
You don't really want it?
818
00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:55,763
Yeah, so I could sell it.
You could sell it, OK.
819
00:32:55,763 --> 00:32:57,803
Smart. Smart lad.
820
00:33:01,803 --> 00:33:03,603
As seen on Blankety Blank.
821
00:33:05,643 --> 00:33:07,043
It's not a bad idea.
822
00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:08,243
Are you ready?
823
00:33:08,243 --> 00:33:13,203
All right, Theo and Sarah,
blank bells.
824
00:33:13,203 --> 00:33:15,283
Blank bells.
825
00:33:15,283 --> 00:33:17,243
All right?
826
00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:19,043
It's for the top prize, this, Theo.
827
00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:21,283
Sarah, you ready?
Yeah.Cool.
828
00:33:21,283 --> 00:33:26,203
For the top prize, Theo,
blank bells.
829
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:28,603
Christmas.
830
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:28,603
THEY GASP
831
00:33:29,683 --> 00:33:32,203
Christmas bells.
832
00:33:32,203 --> 00:33:34,563
Sarah, Christmas bells?
833
00:33:34,563 --> 00:33:36,003
Jingle bells.
Jingle bells!
834
00:33:36,003 --> 00:33:38,323
What a shame, everyone!
Sorry, flower.
835
00:33:38,323 --> 00:33:40,003
Sarah, I don't think he's
that bothered.
836
00:33:40,003 --> 00:33:42,203
You've just saved him having to hire
a skip.
837
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:50,043
It's not a match.
I'm so sorry, Theo.
838
00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:53,443
But not to worry, you'll still be
taking home 750 quid,
839
00:33:53,443 --> 00:33:56,043
and, of course, the Blankety Blank
cheque-book and pen.
840
00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,283
That's all right, isn't it?
841
00:33:57,283 --> 00:33:59,243
Give him a round of applause.
Theo, everyone!
842
00:33:59,243 --> 00:34:01,243
And of course, thanks to everyone
here.
843
00:34:01,243 --> 00:34:02,843
Thanks to you for watching as well.
844
00:34:02,843 --> 00:34:04,403
And my thanks to the brilliant
panel.
845
00:34:04,403 --> 00:34:06,843
Angela Rippon, everyone!
846
00:34:06,843 --> 00:34:09,163
Richard E Grant!
847
00:34:09,163 --> 00:34:10,763
Tom Allen!
848
00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,643
Sarah Millican!
849
00:34:12,643 --> 00:34:15,043
Mel B, everyone!
850
00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,723
And Danny Jones!
851
00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,723
CHEERING
852
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,043
What about that? From all of us here
to all of you,
853
00:34:20,043 --> 00:34:22,123
Merry Christmas, everybody! And a
happy New Year!
854
00:34:22,123 --> 00:34:23,443
Goodnight!