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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪歡迎來到澳洲野生動物園
‪世上最可愛動物的家園

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‪我們到了！看看牠們！

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‪哇！

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‪媽媽，我可以養一隻嗎？求求妳

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‪兔耳袋狸寶寶！

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‪我可以帶一隻回家嗎？

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‪幫我拍照！

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‪天啊！是小帥哥！

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‪耶！小帥哥！

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‪好了，各位
‪讓這小傢伙呼吸新鮮空氣

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‪牠有點累了

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‪但牠的網路攝影機全天開啟

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‪你們隨時可以透過
‪小帥哥應用程式看到牠

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‪耶！

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‪-我們愛你！
‪-我愛你！

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‪-再見！
‪-再見，小帥哥！

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‪我想去看那些醜八怪動物

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‪桃樂絲，快回來！那些生物很危險

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‪我不怕那些又蠢、又臭、又醜的…

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‪（危險動物區）

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪潔姬又嚇到一個小孩嗎？

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‪對

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‪她太愛搶風頭了，表演還沒開始呢

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‪她沒咬人吧？

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‪對，只是嚇一下那個發牢騷的小孩

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‪她大概是第一次這麼近看到鱷魚吧

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‪很期待他們看到麥蒂時的反應呢

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‪各位要表演了

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‪他們一定要按那喇叭嗎？
‪為什麼不能吹排笛？

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‪你是會螫死人的蠍子
‪奈吉爾，別說什麼排笛了

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‪我討厭表演

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‪我們該叫醒麥蒂
‪告訴她外面的情況嗎？

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‪不必了，讓那可憐蟲睡吧
‪她很快就會知道了

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‪不要用鉗子！

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‪他們能至少把鉗子熱一熱嗎？

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‪好的，各位，靠在玻璃上

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‪不要，求求你！我怕癢，請不要！

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‪喂！小心我的尖刺！是軟組織！

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‪一切順利，麥蒂

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‪妳好，美女

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‪嗨，查茲

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‪我的寶貝美女怎麼了？

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‪可以出去見遊客了嗎？

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‪準備好了

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‪我知道你聽不懂我的話
‪但我會讓你很自豪的

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‪妳這樣算笑嗎？
‪別這樣，妳漂亮的尖牙呢？

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‪麥蒂，觀眾看到妳絕對會瘋掉

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‪妳乖乖出去，讓大家見識妳的美貌

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‪牠們很可怕，也很令人厭惡

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‪牠們是天底下最危險的生物

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‪但各位不用怕！

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‪因為牠們由全世界
‪最堅強、勇敢的英雄看守

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‪他讓澳洲人讚口不絕，他是澳洲奇蹟

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‪他就是我爸爸，查茲亨特

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‪謝謝，查西

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‪我不知道當英雄是怎麼一回事，各位

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‪但這有如老爸翻版的孩子說對一件事

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‪這些都是危險動物

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‪退後，兒子，退後點

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‪因為鹹水鱷潔姬出場的時候到了

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‪這隻來自牛軛湖的巨鱷能把你生吞

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‪但有我盯著就不用怕！

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‪來吃我吧，醜八怪！

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‪來吧，別緊張！

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‪爸爸！

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‪我來對付牠，兒子

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‪冷靜點，哎呀！

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‪要制服牠實在難過登天

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‪你們不僅要當心巨型動物

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‪查西，把可怕的爬蟲類拿出來

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‪我拿來了，爸爸！

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‪這盒子裡有澳洲極度危險的生物

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‪牠比我的手掌還要小

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‪刺一下，哎呀

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‪不夠可怕？你想把
‪這毛茸茸的小東西握在手裡嗎？

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‪一隻有毒的漏斗網蜘蛛！

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‪牠現在特別焦躁

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‪因為現在是漏斗網蜘蛛的交配季節

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‪而動物園裡卻沒有牠的同類

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‪他竟然跟觀眾說這種事

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‪你最近確實有點緊張，法蘭克

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‪等等，我帽子下有什麼噁心東西？

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‪你的臉嗎？

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‪是多刺魔蜥！

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‪但到目前為止
‪地球上最危險的生物是太攀蛇

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‪沒有生物比太攀蛇更危險、毒性更強

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‪各位請退後

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‪我從牠孵化後就一直親自訓練牠

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‪拜託讓他們愛我

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‪不，把要求降低一點，麥蒂

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‪讓他們喜歡我，喜歡就好了

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‪喜歡會變成愛，喜歡就好極了

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‪-祝麥蒂順利踏上舞台
‪-沒有腿要怎麼踏？

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‪她可以跟我借腿

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‪大家準備見見…

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‪美杜莎！

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‪太陽！

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‪天啊，謝謝

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‪我終於跟大家見面，感覺太棒了

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‪我從沒看過太陽

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‪現在讓他們看看漂亮的笑容吧

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‪各位，我不是警告過？牠是冷血殺手

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‪等等，什麼？

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‪看看那超醜的尖牙！

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‪“超醜”？但你說…

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‪聽到嚇人的嘶嘶聲嗎？
‪這代表她即將攻擊！

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‪看看牠！

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‪這條蛇的一滴毒液就能在十秒內

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‪殺死100人

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‪快把那怪物拿走，別靠近我兒子！

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‪“怪物”？

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‪好的！回妳的箱子！

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‪進去吧，妳這醜八怪！

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‪說得好，兒子！

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‪但我不是怪物，對嗎？

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‪各位，動物園要關門了

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‪但別忘記透過小帥哥應用程式

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‪觀看大家最愛的無尾熊睡覺

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‪晚安，小朋友，好好睡吧

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‪晚安，小帥哥

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‪這裡是任務控制中心
‪現在讓你們和小帥哥連線

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‪妳還好嗎，麥蒂？

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‪下去，瘋鱷魚

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‪妳該小心點，潔姬
‪他們不知道妳在開玩笑

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‪他們很喜歡！

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‪而且這能讓我保持青春

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‪我的寶貝今晚怎麼樣？

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‪麥蒂！我差點忘了
‪今天是妳首次登場，情況怎麼樣？

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‪那麼糟糕嗎？

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‪親愛的！

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‪看著我，快點
‪讓潔姬阿姨看看妳漂亮的臉孔

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‪我不漂亮，我是怪物

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‪因為有幾個人類尖叫嗎？

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‪他們嚇死了，潔姬！我害他們哭了

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‪所以呢？像我一樣苦中作樂吧

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{\an8}‪那不是我們真正的樣子
‪法蘭克，你是什麼？

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{\an8}‪澳洲漏斗網
‪學名是南部樹棲漏斗網蜘蛛

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‪我不是問你籠子上的標籤，親愛的

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‪我是問在你心裡
‪你真正熱愛的是什麼？

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‪形意舞

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‪什麼事？柔伊，有什麼好笑？

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‪要跳舞不就需要舞伴嗎？

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‪別這麼壞！法蘭克在交配季節

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‪卻找不到配偶，不是他的錯

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‪哎呀，拜託
‪大家可以別再說這事情嗎？

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‪我選擇單身！我自己選的，各位！

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‪奈吉爾只希望一切都很美

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‪我非常害怕米黃色

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‪而柔伊就很聰明

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‪總是能想出巧妙的逃脫方法

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‪至於妳，妳可以…

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‪在10秒內殺死10人！

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‪會不會講話啊？

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‪我只是稱讚她殺人如麻，超有效率

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‪你越幫越忙，法蘭克

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‪妳想成為誰都可以

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‪誰在乎一群愚蠢的人類怎麼想呢？

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‪但查茲說他們會愛我，他說我很特別

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‪妳確實很特別

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‪但不是那種特別

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‪我不像他

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‪-噁心
‪-我討厭他

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‪我喜歡互相依偎著

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‪我是說他遜！

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‪大家很愛他
‪他們排隊幾個小時就是為了抱他

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‪不會有人想要抱我

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‪除非妳威脅要咬死他們

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‪-法蘭克！
‪-我只是提個意見

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‪妳知道妳需要什麼嗎？

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‪-為妳打打氣的睡前故事
‪-耶！

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‪你們這些孩子很小的時候就被帶來了

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‪所以完全不記得大荒野的事

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‪我記得，但記憶很少
‪只記得我媽媽以前唱的一首歌

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‪不如妳現在唱給我們聽？

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‪或許法蘭克可以跳舞！

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‪或許法蘭克需要幫忙

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‪它是樹枝，我知道
‪但我控制不住自己的心！

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‪睡吧，小傢伙

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‪閉上眼睛

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‪夜幕降臨，你的身體漸冷

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‪就讓你的煩惱一掃而空

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‪明天又是全新的一天

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‪這首歌真美，親愛的

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‪妳媽媽一定很愛妳

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‪要是我認識她就好了

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‪我應該沒見過她

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‪但我來動物園之前
‪去過大荒野很多地方

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‪-妳最喜歡哪裡？
‪-天啊，真難選

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‪她每晚都跟我們說，奈吉爾

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‪我最喜歡的地方，是我小時住的山脈

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‪-我就知道！我就知道她會這麼說
‪-她每晚都說一遍！

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‪那是全天下最美麗的山脈，高聳入雲

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‪-山脈是什麼顏色？
‪-紅得像漿果

196
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:30,376
‪只有在日落時
‪才會變成大荒野的本色

197
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‪焦赭色

198
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‪沒錯

199
00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:35,376
‪你們全都來自這地方

200
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:38,043
‪我知道有一天

201
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‪你們會找到回歸山林的路

202
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‪和家人團聚

203
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‪快睡吧，寶貝

204
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‪第一場表演總是最困難的，親愛的

205
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‪妳會漸入佳境的，我保證

206
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‪醒來…

207
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‪醒來…

208
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‪快醒，臭蛇！醒來！

209
00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:23,209
‪是小帥哥！

210
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‪媽媽，無尾熊！
‪我想要一隻，妳答應過我

211
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‪小帥哥！看，是小帥哥！

212
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‪哇！

213
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‪回箱子去！

214
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‪討厭的老鱷魚別動！

215
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‪刺一下！哎呀！

216
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‪回箱子去！

217
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:12,834
‪救命！鱷魚池裡有個小孩！

218
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:19,668
‪沒有人看管鱷魚！

219
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‪-爸爸！
‪-查西！

220
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,168
‪潔姬！

221
00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:24,168
‪救我！

222
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,418
‪牠要吃掉我！

223
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,418
‪什麼？不是！我只是想救你

224
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‪爸爸！

225
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:32,668
‪不好了！

226
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:34,959
‪牠要吃掉他！

227
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,293
‪別讓那怪物靠近我兒子！

228
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,418
‪別擔心，親愛的，你爸正趕來

229
00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:54,209
‪怎麼回事？
‪為什麼會發警報？我討厭警報

230
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‪-可能動物園失火
‪-可能小帥哥死了

231
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‪不，我看過他的安葬計畫
‪會有合唱團表演

232
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‪是潔姬

233
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,543
‪他們以為她攻擊查茲的兒子
‪但她只是想救他

234
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:09,584
‪給牠戴上嘴套！帶牠離開！
‪牠在躲，下去，小姐！下去！

235
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‪放開她！

236
00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:15,751
‪她沒有做錯！
‪她只是想幫忙！潔姬！

237
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:18,168
‪-麥蒂
‪-我得離開這裡

238
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,876
‪-放我出去！
‪-麥蒂！

239
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,001
‪我去看個仔細，好嗎？

240
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‪（危險動物遷移部）

241
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‪潔姬

242
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‪不要

243
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:47,709
‪不是我的錯，爸爸！是真的！
‪我只是想要像你一樣

244
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,751
‪嘿，我沒有生你的氣，查西

245
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,334
‪你沒有？

246
00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:54,418
‪看到動物這樣被帶走絕不好受

247
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,418
‪聽著，那隻鱷魚真是活該

248
00:16:56,501 --> 00:17:00,001
‪這些動物殺人不眨眼
‪兒子，你要牢牢記住

249
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:02,293
‪你在水池的表現讓我引以為榮

250
00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:05,709
‪不是每個小孩
‪都敢直視兩噸重的殺人機器

251
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,626
‪而沒有嚇到尿褲子，這需要勇氣

252
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:09,709
‪謝謝，爸爸

253
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:12,418
‪講一個睡前故事好嗎？

254
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,584
‪我們講到哪裡？

255
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:14,543
‪第4章

256
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‪（《我的野性人生》，查茲亨特著）

257
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,668
‪“我怎麼跟一條巨蟒搏鬥
‪並痛失你的母親”

258
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:21,251
‪“我們蜜月旅行之初

259
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,001
‪沼澤瀰漫著屍體的惡臭

260
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,918
‪我划獨木舟逆流而上…”

261
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:02,501
‪現在誰來講故事給我們聽？

262
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,043
‪麥蒂？

263
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,043
‪告訴我們那山脈的事

264
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,251
‪不要

265
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,293
‪為什麼？

266
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:18,126
‪因為我受夠了只能嘴上說說

267
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:22,834
‪我們應該親身去看

268
00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,793
‪-什麼？
‪-我們今晚逃出去

269
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:26,376
‪妳瘋了嗎？

270
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:32,251
‪那座山脈在大荒野！在十萬八千里外

271
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:35,376
‪我不能離開玻璃箱
‪我和玻璃箱是一體的

272
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,418
‪-我就是箱子
‪-深呼吸，奈吉爾

273
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,709
‪只剩下我們三個了

274
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:42,793
‪各位聽我說

275
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:46,293
‪我知道很恐怖，但你們想跟潔姬一樣

276
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,709
‪一輩子都被當成怪胎讓人觀賞嗎？

277
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:53,376
‪因為我們在這裡就是怪物

278
00:18:57,084 --> 00:19:02,834
‪但在外面，我們是別人的孩子
‪別人的兄弟姐妹…

279
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:05,793
‪別人的家人

280
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:11,959
‪-我們在外面可以…
‪-跳舞嗎？

281
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:13,876
‪可以做自己

282
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:19,043
‪柔伊，爬出來打開我們的箱子

283
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:23,168
‪我們今晚要重返大荒野

284
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,793
‪（植物園）

285
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:23,584
‪我們應該會成功的！

286
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:27,418
‪別說了！每次有人這麼說就會出事…

287
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:28,876
‪是誰幹的？

288
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:29,959
‪你們看！

289
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,709
‪小帥哥？

290
00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:36,418
‪-嗨，不好意思，可以住手嗎？
‪-什麼？

291
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,209
‪我們想逃出去，你可能驚動別人

292
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:41,168
‪對不起，我沒注意到

293
00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:42,334
‪沒關係，就是…

294
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:45,834
‪-妳想要我住手嗎？
‪-對！住手！

295
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:48,751
‪對不起！這麼吵我聽不見妳說什麼！

296
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,084
‪他們會看到我們！

297
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:51,043
‪拜託你！

298
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,334
‪我們只是想去大荒野，找我們的家人

299
00:20:56,668 --> 00:21:00,001
‪哇！太令我振奮了

300
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,251
‪家人對我來說也很重要

301
00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:07,751
‪妳是一條蛇而已！根本爬不遠

302
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:11,251
‪不管怎麼說
‪哪個家庭會想要你們這群醜八怪？

303
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,251
‪你真刻薄

304
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:14,834
‪但他好可愛

305
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:17,084
‪妳說得對，我應該這樣做

306
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,043
‪這邊，警察先生！

307
00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:24,168
‪有幾隻動物想殺我！
‪我有危險！無尾熊有危險！

308
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,501
‪快停！抓住他！

309
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,376
‪儘管試試看吧，蛇不會爬樹

310
00:21:29,584 --> 00:21:31,668
‪-蛇會爬樹，滾開！
‪-請你安靜！

311
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,459
‪拿開妳長滿鱗的手，放開我！救命！

312
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,001
‪拜託你安靜點

313
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:39,001
‪我還不能死！我這麼年輕！救…

314
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:04,543
‪糟糕！我殺了小帥哥
‪我殺死了一個動物明星

315
00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:07,209
‪你沒殺死他
‪奈吉爾，你的毒液只是把他弄暈了

316
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,834
‪他馬上就會醒來，他可能會頭痛

317
00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:13,709
‪那我們得把他帶出去
‪數到三就跳，一、二、三！

318
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,334
‪哇！

319
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:20,584
‪我們自由了！

320
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:23,834
‪我覺得無拘無束，朝氣蓬勃

321
00:22:23,918 --> 00:22:26,543
‪但我們還不安全，趕快

322
00:22:34,751 --> 00:22:36,459
‪-看看那邊
‪-哇！

323
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:38,293
‪是潔姬的山脈！

324
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:39,209
‪我們成功了！

325
00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:40,418
‪耶！

326
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:44,543
‪我覺得那只是城市

327
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,876
‪對不起，這樣比較合理

328
00:22:48,959 --> 00:22:50,709
‪感覺太容易了吧？

329
00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:51,834
‪但我們已踏上旅途

330
00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:56,793
‪越過燈火通明的城市就是大荒野

331
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:58,918
‪我不想跟妳說實話

332
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:01,459
‪但我們跟燈火通明的城市
‪隔著一大片海水

333
00:23:01,543 --> 00:23:04,209
‪而我們都不會游泳，我們要怎麼…

334
00:23:04,293 --> 00:23:05,459
‪法蘭克怎麼了？

335
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:09,043
‪-法蘭克，你在做什麼？
‪-我不知道

336
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:14,084
‪我們身處野外
‪某種本能彷彿釋放出來

337
00:23:14,168 --> 00:23:15,251
‪你是說…

338
00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:17,626
‪這應該是交配舞

339
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:28,584
‪好吧，如果他一路上都在跳舞
‪我就要搭公車了

340
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,001
‪有公車嗎？

341
00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:33,959
‪各位，集中精神

342
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:36,126
‪我們得想辦法渡過海港

343
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:39,793
‪-有誰認識好心的海龜？
‪-我們也可以找條木筏

344
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,293
‪我正要這麼說

345
00:23:41,876 --> 00:23:42,709
‪木筏是什麼？

346
00:23:42,793 --> 00:23:43,959
‪木頭做的東西就算

347
00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:46,334
‪我們該怎麼處理這隻邪惡小熊？

348
00:23:46,418 --> 00:23:49,293
‪我們得帶他一起走
‪不然他會再發出警報

349
00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:51,293
‪我們到城市時就可以放他走

350
00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:52,793
‪我要小被被

351
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,543
‪他毛茸茸的，又很熱

352
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:56,959
‪快點

353
00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:06,376
‪你應該可以找到沒有破洞的木筏吧？

354
00:24:06,459 --> 00:24:07,793
‪妳說“木頭做的”

355
00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:11,918
‪別吵了，看看我們，我們在路上了

356
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:16,293
‪還有看看這天空，我從沒看過夜空

357
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:20,043
‪那些閃閃發光的點是什麼？

358
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,084
‪它們應該叫頭皮屑

359
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:23,334
‪-頭皮屑？
‪-對

360
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,168
‪你們知道人類抓頭髮時
‪掉下來的東西嗎？

361
00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:29,418
‪頭皮屑飄到天空上，在夜間閃閃發光

362
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,418
‪哇，頭皮屑

363
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:36,168
‪你們看，這小帆船真漂亮！

364
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,168
‪不是帆船，奈吉爾，這是…

365
00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:39,376
‪鯊魚！

366
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:40,543
‪快划！

367
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:41,876
‪牠圍著我們轉

368
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,459
‪繞圈圈！

369
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:48,334
‪什麼事？怎麼回事？
‪我的屁股怎麼濕濕的？

370
00:24:48,418 --> 00:24:49,501
‪大腸水療嗎？

371
00:24:49,584 --> 00:24:50,876
‪拿一片葉子快划吧！

372
00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:53,918
‪妳綁架我，變態的死蟲！

373
00:24:54,001 --> 00:24:56,168
‪你告發我們，卑鄙的臭熊！

374
00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:58,084
‪-等我們…
‪-有更大麻煩了！

375
00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:07,959
‪抱歉嚇到你們，我經常遇上這種反應

376
00:25:08,043 --> 00:25:09,168
‪這是笑容，不是嗎？

377
00:25:09,251 --> 00:25:12,209
‪我上過表演課，參加過默劇工作坊

378
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,918
‪但這個始終不是真正的我

379
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:17,001
‪所以我心想：“別再嘗試改變自己了

380
00:25:17,084 --> 00:25:20,084
‪做你自己，死神的化身

381
00:25:20,168 --> 00:25:21,584
‪又名傑辛塔”

382
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:22,501
‪嗨！

383
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:28,043
‪嘿！妳不就是那條
‪能在10秒內殺死100人的蛇嗎？

384
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:29,876
‪沒這回事

385
00:25:29,959 --> 00:25:31,459
‪最多殺94或95人吧

386
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:34,418
‪但你吃的人大概比這數字多很多吧？

387
00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,959
‪對不起，我不知道
‪我怎麼會這麼說，太無禮了

388
00:25:37,043 --> 00:25:40,251
‪不，妳說得也對
‪你們剛從動物園逃出來嗎？

389
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:42,001
‪對！你怎麼知道？

390
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:45,584
‪我們遇到很多逃出來的動物
‪上個月是一隻糞金龜

391
00:25:45,668 --> 00:25:48,043
‪鄧肯？我還以為他被野放呢

392
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:51,793
‪他被野放到一隻海鷗的肚子裡

393
00:25:53,459 --> 00:25:55,626
‪真慘，那晚我生病缺勤

394
00:25:56,168 --> 00:25:58,001
‪你可以別再自戀了嗎？

395
00:25:58,084 --> 00:26:00,251
‪大家暫且注意到我好嗎？

396
00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:03,793
‪剃刀臉，把我送回動物園
‪不然我會把你做成魚翅湯

397
00:26:03,876 --> 00:26:04,709
‪“剃刀臉”？

398
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:05,918
‪不，他不是這個意思

399
00:26:06,001 --> 00:26:09,543
‪我們不會回去動物園，我們要去荒野

400
00:26:09,626 --> 00:26:13,793
‪那你們來對地方了，因為我是特工！

401
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:17,334
‪超級危險，專長是殺人於無形和…

402
00:26:18,168 --> 00:26:21,293
‪對不起，我這是越搞越糟吧？

403
00:26:21,376 --> 00:26:24,793
‪都怪這對小魚鰭
‪所以我才無法織毛衣

404
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:27,001
‪-我想我們可以…
‪-不行…

405
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,626
‪我真的是特工，我是來幫你們的

406
00:26:29,709 --> 00:26:33,626
‪看，我是醜秘社成員

407
00:26:33,709 --> 00:26:35,793
‪-“臭米社”？
‪-不對，醜秘社

408
00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:37,209
‪-“臭名社”？
‪-醜秘社

409
00:26:37,293 --> 00:26:40,668
‪-臭名社
‪-妳發音錯了，醜秘社

410
00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:45,376
‪-什麼？
‪-醜秘社，醜八怪秘密社團

411
00:26:45,459 --> 00:26:48,293
‪由一群敏感和受人誤解的動物組成

412
00:26:48,376 --> 00:26:52,418
‪在可愛無尾熊的世界裡
‪我們被視為怪物

413
00:26:52,501 --> 00:26:55,626
‪但別擔心，各處都有醜秘社的組織

414
00:26:55,709 --> 00:26:57,084
‪如果你們遇上麻煩

415
00:26:57,168 --> 00:27:00,168
‪只要說出暗號，醜秘社成員就會幫忙

416
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,209
‪暗號是什麼？

417
00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:06,668
‪“我很醜，你很醜，我們都該這麼醜

418
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:07,834
‪醜才是美麗新標準”

419
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:08,959
‪什麼？

420
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:11,668
‪“我很醜，你很醜，我們都該這麼醜

421
00:27:11,751 --> 00:27:13,376
‪醜才是美麗新標準”

422
00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:16,293
‪搞錯了

423
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,209
‪這個暗號真長

424
00:27:20,084 --> 00:27:21,959
‪我不想催，但船在沉了

425
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:23,543
‪對！交給我！

426
00:27:24,668 --> 00:27:27,709
‪我要在日出前把你們送到對岸

427
00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:30,043
‪真正可怕的生物在日出時才現身

428
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:30,959
‪是誰？

429
00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:32,168
‪人類！

430
00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:41,334
‪哎呀，這裡到底怎麼回事？

431
00:27:43,084 --> 00:27:44,293
‪牠們逃走了，長官

432
00:27:45,126 --> 00:27:46,959
‪你看牠們對小帥哥做了什麼

433
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:50,918
‪哎呀！

434
00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:52,876
‪爸爸，你會怎麼做？

435
00:27:54,876 --> 00:27:56,834
‪我告訴你我會怎麼做，兒子

436
00:27:57,751 --> 00:27:59,293
‪我要出去

437
00:28:00,418 --> 00:28:02,001
‪打電話給害蟲防治中心

438
00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:03,709
‪害蟲防治中心？

439
00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:06,626
‪-爸，你不打算自己去搜捕牠們嗎？
‪-嗯？

440
00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:11,001
‪就像你捕獵那些吃掉孤兒的狼一樣

441
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:15,001
‪喔，對…但牠們吃掉孤兒，那個…

442
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:18,584
‪你說過那條蛇是地球上最危險的生物

443
00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:23,459
‪爸爸，牠們危害社會
‪而你是唯一能阻止牠們的人

444
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,001
‪我求求你

445
00:28:40,584 --> 00:28:42,793
‪帶你的玩具槍和乾淨內衣褲，兒子

446
00:28:42,876 --> 00:28:44,084
‪-耶！
‪-耶！

447
00:28:44,168 --> 00:28:46,334
‪我們要去搜捕危險生物

448
00:28:52,126 --> 00:28:54,709
‪你們穿過城市後，就前往藍山

449
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,168
‪名字很美，是什麼樣的藍色？

450
00:28:57,251 --> 00:28:59,376
‪有點像煙燻尤加利樹的藍色

451
00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:00,751
‪像天藍色還是…

452
00:29:00,834 --> 00:29:03,418
‪就是山嘛，奈吉爾，我們一定找得到

453
00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:04,668
‪謝謝，傑辛塔！

454
00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:08,043
‪記住，如果你們需要幫忙就找…

455
00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:09,293
‪醜秘社

456
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:11,751
‪真好心！

457
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,168
‪喂！走路小心點！

458
00:29:14,751 --> 00:29:17,584
‪-有很多人類
‪-或許有些人很友善

459
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:20,501
‪-他們會殺死我們
‪-對，算了吧，我們繼續走吧

460
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,751
‪我也想留下來

461
00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:24,959
‪但我跟現實世界有約，快趕不上了

462
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:27,834
‪-小心！
‪-喔，對了，妳永遠無法到達大荒野

463
00:29:27,918 --> 00:29:30,168
‪妳該馬上放棄，以免害死妳的朋友

464
00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:32,793
‪再見，魯蛇！

465
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:34,293
‪大混蛋！

466
00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:38,418
{\an8}‪但看他可愛的小屁股
‪好像天使織出來的

467
00:30:01,126 --> 00:30:04,584
‪對，是我，回來真好

468
00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:06,834
‪我剛經歷一場大劫難

469
00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:10,418
‪亟需來一場聲頻浴，然後泡泡澡

470
00:30:10,501 --> 00:30:13,626
‪可以打給我的治療師布蘭達
‪叫她派直升機來接我嗎？

471
00:30:13,709 --> 00:30:18,959
‪-提米，遠離那東西！
‪-什麼？提米，是我，我是小帥哥

472
00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:21,001
‪嘟嗶嘟嗶嘟

473
00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:22,626
‪看看我！我是小帥哥！

474
00:30:22,709 --> 00:30:23,918
‪（通緝，死活不計）

475
00:30:24,876 --> 00:30:26,126
‪（極度危險，懸賞）

476
00:30:26,626 --> 00:30:28,293
‪（狂犬病無尾熊）

477
00:30:29,084 --> 00:30:31,793
‪狂犬病？我沒有狂犬病

478
00:30:31,876 --> 00:30:34,793
‪我是小帥哥！你們拿著雨傘幹嘛？

479
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,376
‪快點！以免牠咬人！

480
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,793
‪我不會咬人！
‪我還戴著隱適美隱形牙套！

481
00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:40,668
‪-看！
‪-他要抽搐了！

482
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:44,626
‪殺死牠！

483
00:30:49,376 --> 00:30:50,209
‪安全了

484
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:53,293
‪-好痛！
‪-妳一向都有這麼多刺嗎？

485
00:30:53,376 --> 00:30:55,168
‪你一向都這麼無知嗎？

486
00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,501
‪真想不到親密接觸這麼痛

487
00:30:57,584 --> 00:30:58,543
‪各位快點

488
00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:04,584
‪別擔心，我認得路，蛇天生有雷達

489
00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:05,626
‪蝙蝠才有

490
00:31:06,376 --> 00:31:09,168
‪這樣的話，我完全迷路了

491
00:31:09,251 --> 00:31:10,709
‪或許我們可以問小帥哥

492
00:31:14,126 --> 00:31:16,376
‪救命呀！

493
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:18,959
‪-擋住牠！
‪-抓住牠！

494
00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:22,793
‪救我，他們想殺我

495
00:31:22,876 --> 00:31:24,293
‪牠們就是海報上的動物

496
00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:26,709
‪喪屍無尾熊與蠍子和蛇為伴！

497
00:31:26,793 --> 00:31:29,876
‪-退後！
‪-那是太攀蛇，牠殺人不眨眼

498
00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:32,251
‪-沒這回事！
‪-有！快抓她！

499
00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:34,334
‪-什麼？
‪-你會拿到一大筆獎金！

500
00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:35,668
‪我們該怎麼辦？

501
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:38,668
‪親愛的上帝
‪別讓我跟醜陋的動物死在一起

502
00:31:38,751 --> 00:31:42,209
‪醜八怪秘密社團！
‪那個暗號，暗號是什麼？

503
00:31:42,293 --> 00:31:44,834
‪-什麼醜陋不好…
‪-不是，醜陋沒有不好

504
00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:47,751
‪不，醜陋很好，但…不對，是嗎？

505
00:31:50,168 --> 00:31:51,751
‪殺死牠們！

506
00:31:52,876 --> 00:31:54,626
‪-快點！
‪-我很醜，你很醜

507
00:31:54,709 --> 00:31:57,293
‪我們都該這麼醜，醜才是美麗新標準

508
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:00,334
‪打扁牠們！

509
00:32:02,168 --> 00:32:03,584
‪大家退後！

510
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,168
‪小帥哥去哪了？

511
00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:16,126
‪哈囉？

512
00:32:16,209 --> 00:32:17,626
‪有人在嗎？

513
00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:24,084
‪你們是友善的花栗鼠嗎？

514
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:31,876
‪我覺得他們不是花栗鼠

515
00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:35,376
‪是紅背蜘蛛

516
00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:36,709
‪別動

517
00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:39,209
‪他們的毒性是我的十倍

518
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,459
‪我這輩子還沒這麼慾火中燒過

519
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:44,626
‪振作點，法蘭克

520
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:52,501
‪妳是不是屬於…

521
00:32:52,584 --> 00:32:54,418
‪醜八怪秘密社團？

522
00:32:55,251 --> 00:32:56,084
‪對

523
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:59,668
‪很美的尖牙，妳是不是那條…

524
00:32:59,751 --> 00:33:03,709
‪能在10秒內
‪殺死100人的蛇？對，就是我！

525
00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,126
‪真是聽不厭啊

526
00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:12,584
‪厲害，歡迎來到醜秘社
‪我是東岸分部隊長美腿女王盧西安諾

527
00:33:12,668 --> 00:33:15,001
‪我是法蘭克！妳待會兒想幹嘛？

528
00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,251
‪吃我老公

529
00:33:17,334 --> 00:33:18,334
‪然後呢？

530
00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:20,501
‪妳是怎麼找到我們的？

531
00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:22,834
‪傑辛塔把暗號給我們

532
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,376
‪一流的特工，笑容有點可怕

533
00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:27,751
‪-妳可以幫我們穿越這個城市嗎？
‪-當然可以

534
00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:31,626
‪別擔心，大家都知道你們的遭遇

535
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,376
‪我們都遭受社會排斥

536
00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:37,126
‪被趕進下水道，跟我們在一起很安全

537
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:38,376
‪啊！

538
00:33:38,459 --> 00:33:40,626
‪除了他以外，他很有吸引力

539
00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:42,084
‪我們必須殺了他

540
00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:45,418
‪沒關係，美腿女王，他是同伴

541
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:46,418
‪非常好

542
00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:48,918
‪但如果有耀眼的燈光照在他身上

543
00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:50,584
‪可別怪我

544
00:33:50,668 --> 00:33:52,584
‪不會，我保證跟著貝利

545
00:33:52,668 --> 00:33:53,834
‪-是麥蒂
‪-我就是這麼說

546
00:33:53,918 --> 00:33:57,626
‪-你為什麼帶人類來追我們？
‪-他們覺得我危險又噁心

547
00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:58,793
‪他們以為我跟妳一樣

548
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:02,084
‪你回不了動物園
‪看來只好跟著貝利了

549
00:34:02,168 --> 00:34:03,084
‪我有選擇嗎？

550
00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:06,293
‪有，你可以出去被粉絲亂棍打死

551
00:34:06,376 --> 00:34:08,418
‪這個新聞頭條還真酷

552
00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:12,209
‪好，女士們，走吧
‪史黛西、蒂娜Q，妳們做支援

553
00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:18,543
‪我從沒交過漂亮的朋友
‪我可以叫你帥帥嗎？

554
00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,293
‪-不行
‪-可以用你的毛擦屁股嗎？

555
00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:21,918
‪-什麼？
‪-哎呀，奈吉爾

556
00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:24,126
‪你為什麼要說這種話？

557
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:27,709
‪-我在開玩笑！只是個笑話
‪-真的是笑話嗎？

558
00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:29,668
‪我們在等服務人員嗎？

559
00:34:29,751 --> 00:34:31,376
‪不是，等待沖水

560
00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:32,834
‪抱歉，妳說什麼？

561
00:34:35,459 --> 00:34:36,418
‪天啊！

562
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:39,834
‪-好噁心！
‪-耶！

563
00:34:42,376 --> 00:34:44,168
‪我漂亮的毛毀了！

564
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,709
‪太好了！我在飛！

565
00:34:47,793 --> 00:34:49,334
‪你們看，我會游泳！

566
00:34:50,543 --> 00:34:51,584
‪我不會游泳

567
00:34:57,376 --> 00:35:01,293
‪看看我，我在衝浪，看一下！

568
00:35:02,418 --> 00:35:03,293
‪快，柔伊！

569
00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:05,834
‪柔伊，小心，那管子看來生鏽了

570
00:35:14,126 --> 00:35:17,543
‪什麼東西？是眼球嗎？
‪我很確定那是別人的眼球

571
00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:19,418
‪我吞下去了！

572
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:25,584
‪黏黏的鱗片！

573
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:28,959
‪-你的毛沾到馬桶水，別碰我
‪-妳的尖牙離我遠點

574
00:35:40,543 --> 00:35:41,501
‪我想吐

575
00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:44,293
‪我感覺超棒！

576
00:35:52,501 --> 00:35:54,668
‪看看我的毛，我得打給馬汀

577
00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:55,751
‪馬汀？

578
00:35:56,459 --> 00:35:58,543
‪馬汀，我無法說話，我在墜落

579
00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:01,043
‪天啊！

580
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,584
‪在那邊，爸爸！

581
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,251
‪是查茲和查西！

582
00:36:13,334 --> 00:36:15,751
‪還有戶外家具特賣！

583
00:36:30,709 --> 00:36:32,084
‪可惡！我們跟丟了！

584
00:36:32,626 --> 00:36:34,209
‪嘿，別擔心，兒子

585
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,918
‪我曾經只用三角泳褲和維吉麥果醬

586
00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:40,209
‪就活捉十條科莫多巨蜥
‪我們一定會抓到牠們

587
00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:49,043
‪他們走了

588
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,209
‪乾杯，親愛的

589
00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:55,959
‪妳居然穿皮草，真不要臉

590
00:37:04,751 --> 00:37:06,418
‪-小帥哥！
‪-他在做什麼？

591
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,543
{\an8}‪（突發消息！全球哀悼小帥哥！）

592
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:10,709
{\an8}‪（小帥哥，我們會永遠愛你）

593
00:37:25,418 --> 00:37:28,668
‪（哈利深夜秀）

594
00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:40,918
‪要克服重重困難，你才可回到我身邊

595
00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:44,168
‪我必須把握這機會…

596
00:37:44,668 --> 00:37:46,001
‪跟小帥哥一同獲頒

597
00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:50,459
{\an8}‪諾貝爾和平獎的菲爾柯林斯
‪表示沉痛哀悼

598
00:37:50,543 --> 00:37:53,584
{\an8}‪英勇無尾熊小帥哥從危險動物身上

599
00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:55,501
{\an8}‪感染狂犬病死亡

600
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,793
{\an8}‪這些動物仍在逃
‪專家相信牠們極度危險

601
00:37:59,584 --> 00:38:00,501
{\an8}‪接下來！

602
00:38:00,584 --> 00:38:03,793
{\an8}‪-小趣怪，世上最可愛的短尾矮袋鼠
‪-什麼？

603
00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:06,209
‪那是我的小被被，他偷了我的小被被

604
00:38:06,293 --> 00:38:09,751
‪我知道你在哪，小趣怪！你死定了！

605
00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:12,959
‪麥蒂，妳在做什麼？別管他了

606
00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:14,709
‪柔伊！彈射器！

607
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,751
‪什麼是彈射…

608
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:22,293
‪-再見，美腿女王
‪-下水道的回憶永誌難忘

609
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:23,209
‪一切順利！

610
00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:26,126
‪爸爸！

611
00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,043
‪大家抓緊我！

612
00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:35,251
‪牠們去哪了？

613
00:38:35,334 --> 00:38:36,168
‪那裡！

614
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,251
‪該死！

615
00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:44,793
‪我們盡力了，查西，或許我們該…

616
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:47,334
‪駭入大型電腦，查查那車牌號碼？

617
00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:48,334
‪什麼？

618
00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:51,293
‪那是西部平原學校的餐車

619
00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:52,209
‪但我們不能…

620
00:38:52,293 --> 00:38:54,543
‪如果我們一路闖紅燈
‪就可以先行一步抵達學校

621
00:38:55,043 --> 00:38:56,001
‪對，但是…

622
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,918
‪你是全世界最酷的爸爸！

623
00:38:58,418 --> 00:38:59,251
‪快點！

624
00:39:07,584 --> 00:39:08,793
‪這是什麼地方？

625
00:39:08,876 --> 00:39:11,084
‪我不知道，但起碼沒有人類

626
00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:13,793
‪除了他，但他看起來不太有精神

627
00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:16,543
‪嘿，我們看一下吧

628
00:39:17,126 --> 00:39:21,376
‪當男人愛上女人…

629
00:39:22,376 --> 00:39:24,209
‪怎麼回事？是什麼聲音？

630
00:39:24,293 --> 00:39:27,209
‪我覺得聲音是從魚缸後面傳來的

631
00:39:27,293 --> 00:39:28,418
‪但萬一是人類呢？

632
00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,293
‪人類不會有這種歌聲

633
00:39:31,501 --> 00:39:35,126
‪即使她很壞，他也看不到

634
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,834
‪簡直是天籟之音

635
00:39:36,918 --> 00:39:39,126
‪她不會有錯

636
00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:44,668
‪他會背棄他最好的朋友
‪如果他已愛上她

637
00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:49,709
‪其實那些疙瘩的顏色
‪漂亮又罕見，色澤有如黃玉

638
00:39:49,793 --> 00:39:51,709
‪大家好，我沒看到你們

639
00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:55,918
‪別站著，進來吧
‪把椅子拉過來坐，放鬆點

640
00:39:57,459 --> 00:40:00,501
‪哇，今天真是沒有最醜，只有更醜

641
00:40:00,584 --> 00:40:05,751
‪嗨，我是麥蒂，他們是我的朋友
‪法蘭克、柔伊、奈吉爾和小帥哥

642
00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:08,168
‪我是道格，握個手吧

643
00:40:09,001 --> 00:40:11,876
‪我寧願咬掉自己的爪子

644
00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:15,876
‪而旁邊這個籠子裡的美女

645
00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,668
‪是我獨一無二的愛人多琳

646
00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:20,543
‪-她名花有主了嗎？
‪-嗨

647
00:40:22,709 --> 00:40:25,834
‪我中鏢了！天啊！
‪是我的嘴唇，我會死嗎？

648
00:40:25,918 --> 00:40:29,084
‪抱歉，我們不能站起來
‪但妳也看見我們被囚禁

649
00:40:29,168 --> 00:40:30,709
‪被一個人類關起來

650
00:40:30,793 --> 00:40:31,834
‪他有鬍子嗎？

651
00:40:31,918 --> 00:40:33,709
‪是一位女士，但好像也有鬍子

652
00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:36,584
‪那股味道還在，蟾蜍口水！

653
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,709
‪真可怕！我很遺憾

654
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,251
‪人類是地球上最可怕的生物

655
00:40:41,334 --> 00:40:42,459
‪（有毒！海蟾蜍）

656
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:45,668
‪麥蒂，別苛責他們，他們盡力了

657
00:40:45,751 --> 00:40:49,168
‪別為他們找藉口，道格，他們太壞了

658
00:40:49,251 --> 00:40:52,293
‪我的眼睛！我怎麼老是遇到這種事？

659
00:40:53,293 --> 00:40:54,251
‪麥蒂？

660
00:40:54,334 --> 00:40:57,709
‪如果妳現在放我們出去
‪我們會感激不盡

661
00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,084
‪麥蒂？過來聊兩句

662
00:40:59,168 --> 00:41:00,376
‪當一個男人…

663
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:02,334
‪我提個相反的意見

664
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,043
‪他們被關在不同的籠子
‪可能是有原因的

665
00:41:05,126 --> 00:41:07,376
‪柔伊，他們只是一對
‪深愛對方的海蟾蜍

666
00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:08,876
‪-放他們出來有何問題？
‪-但…

667
00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:10,376
‪看看他們！

668
00:41:11,084 --> 00:41:12,918
‪幸好他找到了

669
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:15,459
‪我們當然會放你們出來

670
00:41:20,126 --> 00:41:21,584
‪-小道！
‪-多琳！

671
00:41:29,376 --> 00:41:31,501
‪我好寂寞

672
00:41:31,584 --> 00:41:34,418
‪謝謝妳，麥蒂
‪我們絕不會忘記妳的恩德

673
00:41:34,501 --> 00:41:36,751
‪如果我們有什麼可以幫忙…

674
00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:38,709
‪我們正前往大荒野

675
00:41:38,793 --> 00:41:40,709
‪可以教我們怎麼穿越藍山嗎？

676
00:41:40,793 --> 00:41:41,709
‪走開！

677
00:41:41,793 --> 00:41:42,876
‪簡單了

678
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,959
‪校車今天快要出發了

679
00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:48,251
‪我相信有一台會上山

680
00:41:48,334 --> 00:41:50,376
‪那些孩子很樂意幫忙

681
00:41:50,918 --> 00:41:52,501
‪他們真可愛

682
00:41:58,918 --> 00:41:59,918
‪哇！

683
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:05,251
‪-那是什麼聲音？
‪-排笛

684
00:42:06,459 --> 00:42:08,918
‪我們怎麼才知道
‪哪一輛是上山的校車？

685
00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:10,334
‪跟著藍色蝴蝶結

686
00:42:11,418 --> 00:42:12,918
‪我長得像外星人

687
00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:15,168
‪說真的，妳的牙齒並不難看

688
00:42:15,251 --> 00:42:16,918
‪我看起來像怪物

689
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:20,084
‪藍色蝴蝶結有什麼特別？

690
00:42:20,168 --> 00:42:23,001
‪那不是普通的藍色
‪是帶有尤加利樹色澤的天藍色

691
00:42:23,084 --> 00:42:24,918
‪還有她的尤加利樹堅果耳環

692
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,001
‪她穿上一身藍山服飾

693
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:28,834
‪哇，奈吉爾，太厲害了

694
00:42:28,918 --> 00:42:30,209
‪-走吧！
‪-不！

695
00:42:30,793 --> 00:42:32,376
‪到此為止，我受夠了

696
00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:35,334
‪我被綁架，遭到鯊魚和蜘蛛攻擊

697
00:42:35,418 --> 00:42:36,876
‪還被一隻蟾蜍舔過

698
00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:40,543
‪我兩天沒見治療師了，我不會…

699
00:42:43,418 --> 00:42:44,251
‪這樣比較簡單

700
00:42:45,459 --> 00:42:46,334
‪明天見

701
00:42:46,918 --> 00:42:48,126
‪快點，走吧

702
00:42:51,459 --> 00:42:53,501
‪-我待會傳訊息給妳
‪-好

703
00:42:59,584 --> 00:43:01,251
‪我不吃甜點了，謝謝

704
00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:06,709
‪看看起司推車上有什麼

705
00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:22,918
‪我們搭錯車了！

706
00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:24,376
‪你們看！

707
00:43:31,668 --> 00:43:32,918
‪我有辦法

708
00:43:39,793 --> 00:43:42,376
‪-我們跟小帥哥失散了
‪-哎呀，真可惜呢！

709
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,668
‪好耶！我們成功了！

710
00:43:57,293 --> 00:43:58,209
‪討厭！

711
00:44:03,418 --> 00:44:04,584
‪不要！停車！

712
00:44:13,876 --> 00:44:18,293
‪嗨，小朋友，我是查茲亨特
‪我們在找幾隻危險動物

713
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,459
‪告訴我們牠們在哪，不然我揍扁你！

714
00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:03,043
‪對了，這才像話嘛

715
00:45:03,126 --> 00:45:06,834
‪對，他當沙發比當無尾熊更討人喜歡

716
00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:11,543
‪希望我在荒野時也會像現在一樣開心

717
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:15,543
‪你當然會，我們會跟家人在一起

718
00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:17,418
‪如果我們不喜歡自己的家人呢？

719
00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:18,959
‪或是他們不喜歡我們呢？

720
00:45:19,043 --> 00:45:20,251
‪奈吉爾有時太需要關懷

721
00:45:20,334 --> 00:45:21,584
‪是真的，沒錯

722
00:45:21,668 --> 00:45:23,126
‪還有家庭是什麼？

723
00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:27,334
‪我們從來都沒有家庭過
‪不知道家庭是什麼意思

724
00:45:29,751 --> 00:45:34,001
‪也許家庭的意思是
‪跟不管怎樣都會愛你的人在一起

725
00:45:35,501 --> 00:45:36,334
‪聽起來是說我們

726
00:45:43,376 --> 00:45:45,418
‪這裡挺不錯吧？寧靜

727
00:45:45,918 --> 00:45:48,876
‪只是那台出奇眼熟的吉普車
‪正朝我們衝過來

728
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:54,001
‪-查茲和查西！
‪-什麼？

729
00:45:55,834 --> 00:45:57,584
‪終於來了！我得救了！

730
00:45:57,668 --> 00:46:01,001
‪你們有帶我的免洗護髮乳嗎？

731
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:05,126
‪爸，敵人在正前方！把牠們撞下來！

732
00:46:05,209 --> 00:46:07,959
‪別胡鬧，兒子，校車上有小孩

733
00:46:08,043 --> 00:46:08,876
‪討厭！

734
00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:11,209
‪-我來開車，你跳到車頂
‪-什麼？

735
00:46:11,293 --> 00:46:14,001
‪還好我六歲時你就教我開車

736
00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:16,459
‪或許我們可以示意他們停車

737
00:46:16,959 --> 00:46:17,876
‪你真風趣，爸爸

738
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:19,459
‪嘿！就像那次

739
00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:22,543
‪你從直升機跳到
‪橫衝直撞的犀牛背上一樣

740
00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:25,668
‪對，好吧

741
00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:27,376
‪讓我靠近點，兒子

742
00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,084
‪我要上去了！好，開得穩一點，兒子

743
00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:35,084
‪這裡！我…

744
00:46:44,293 --> 00:46:45,709
‪-嗨
‪-是蛇！

745
00:46:47,168 --> 00:46:48,418
‪真難侍候呢

746
00:46:50,084 --> 00:46:51,376
‪蛇啊！

747
00:46:54,084 --> 00:46:55,959
‪我身上有一隻蜘蛛！

748
00:47:00,459 --> 00:47:02,126
‪好，孩子，你們都坐下

749
00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:05,001
‪我是受過訓練的動物活動協調員

750
00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:08,084
‪我在找一些非常危險的動物

751
00:47:22,834 --> 00:47:24,584
‪不，法蘭克，不要

752
00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:34,293
‪真要命

753
00:47:34,376 --> 00:47:36,293
‪不，我們不會要妳的命，我們…

754
00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:38,376
‪-他會聽到的
‪-嗯？

755
00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:45,209
‪如果你們想幫這些害蟲…

756
00:47:50,126 --> 00:47:52,584
‪讓我提醒你們牠們有多危險

757
00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:57,834
‪牠曾是全天下最有名的無尾熊

758
00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:59,834
‪光在中國就有一億粉絲

759
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:00,793
‪1,2億

760
00:48:00,876 --> 00:48:01,793
‪現在牠死了

761
00:48:01,876 --> 00:48:03,084
‪我看到牠的嘴唇在動

762
00:48:03,168 --> 00:48:05,209
‪被那些怪物殺死

763
00:48:05,751 --> 00:48:07,584
‪起碼我們還有小趣怪

764
00:48:08,709 --> 00:48:10,959
‪不要！

765
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:15,501
‪好了，牠們在哪裡？

766
00:48:20,626 --> 00:48:22,751
‪他只是害怕，因為他以為你們會咬他

767
00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:25,376
‪但我覺得你們只是迷路了，是嗎？

768
00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:28,168
‪大概是想回去大荒野吧

769
00:48:31,084 --> 00:48:32,334
‪漂亮得要命

770
00:48:32,418 --> 00:48:34,793
‪謝謝，妳也漂亮得要命

771
00:48:37,084 --> 00:48:38,668
‪一切順利，喂！

772
00:48:38,751 --> 00:48:40,876
‪希望你們找到回家的路

773
00:48:42,918 --> 00:48:44,709
‪妳交了一個人類朋友

774
00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:46,543
‪看來不是所有人都像查茲那樣

775
00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:49,293
‪小帥哥呢？

776
00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:57,084
‪真可憐！他一定是從這峭壁掉…

777
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,751
‪哇！

778
00:49:09,834 --> 00:49:10,668
‪太好了！

779
00:49:10,751 --> 00:49:12,834
‪像一團充滿恨意的小雲朵

780
00:49:14,876 --> 00:49:18,501
‪我只是…再加一點尤加利油

781
00:49:18,584 --> 00:49:20,418
‪起來，我們要繼續走了

782
00:49:20,501 --> 00:49:21,543
‪-不
‪-振作點

783
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:24,709
‪不，小趣怪，他們是我的粉絲
‪什麼？跟教宗見面？

784
00:49:25,793 --> 00:49:26,626
‪是妳

785
00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:27,751
‪我們必須繼續走

786
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:28,668
‪不要！

787
00:49:29,668 --> 00:49:34,001
‪拜託！走吧！查茲很快就會來到了

788
00:49:34,084 --> 00:49:35,793
‪那就好！我想回家

789
00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:38,126
‪他把你丟出校車，怎麼會帶你回家？

790
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:41,251
‪再說你會有一個新家
‪和我們的家人一起生活

791
00:49:41,334 --> 00:49:42,376
‪他們會很愛我們！

792
00:49:42,459 --> 00:49:46,959
‪你們是一群怪模怪樣的動物
‪誰也不會愛你們

793
00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:51,959
‪你怎麼總是這麼刻薄？

794
00:49:52,043 --> 00:49:53,084
‪對不起

795
00:49:53,168 --> 00:49:58,709
‪“當一條蛇真難，看看我！
‪大家都討厭我，嗚嗚嗚”

796
00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:02,251
‪因為他們真的討厭我
‪因為他們只看到殺人狂

797
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:05,626
‪“你看！牠能在10秒內殺死100人！”

798
00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:08,459
‪你願意一輩子都被人當怪胎看待嗎？

799
00:50:09,001 --> 00:50:11,584
‪有一台網路攝影機
‪無時無刻拍我的屁股

800
00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:14,168
‪全世界都看著我尿尿

801
00:50:14,251 --> 00:50:17,168
‪那不一樣
‪大家都愛你，你的一生很完美

802
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:20,418
‪就因為我的長相完美
‪我的一生也就完美

803
00:50:20,501 --> 00:50:21,626
‪-是這樣嗎？
‪-不，但…

804
00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:25,168
‪我只有一個長處，就是我的外表

805
00:50:25,251 --> 00:50:27,084
‪看妳把我搞成什麼模樣

806
00:50:27,168 --> 00:50:29,626
‪我的魅力值下降了！

807
00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:30,626
‪天啊！

808
00:50:30,709 --> 00:50:32,751
‪我要回家！

809
00:50:33,918 --> 00:50:35,876
‪我要我的小被被

810
00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:41,418
‪我只想按摩和睡17個小時

811
00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:45,459
‪好，聽我說
‪我很抱歉把你帶離動物園

812
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:48,834
‪但有小被被的籠子說到底還是個籠子

813
00:50:48,918 --> 00:50:51,959
‪我們在這裡起碼能隨心所欲

814
00:50:52,043 --> 00:50:55,543
‪你難道沒想過
‪追求美貌以外的東西嗎？

815
00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:04,793
‪美貌以外…

816
00:51:05,793 --> 00:51:07,918
‪牠們去哪裡了？你看得到嗎？

817
00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:12,084
‪看不到，樹叢太茂密了
‪我們永遠也找不到牠們

818
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:31,251
‪滾開…

819
00:51:31,334 --> 00:51:33,668
‪哇！太棒了，爸爸，你抓到牠了！

820
00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:35,251
‪什麼？我抓到了？

821
00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:39,126
‪對！我抓到牠了！

822
00:51:39,209 --> 00:51:41,209
‪-麥蒂！
‪-快跑！

823
00:51:41,293 --> 00:51:44,793
‪不行！我一直不爽你喜愛米黃色

824
00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:46,751
‪各位，進攻！

825
00:51:48,793 --> 00:51:51,001
‪我腦海中幻想的結果完全不一樣

826
00:51:51,751 --> 00:51:55,251
‪我抓到牠們了，查西！
‪全都抓到了，我真的成功了！

827
00:51:55,334 --> 00:51:56,501
‪我就知道你行，爸爸！

828
00:51:56,584 --> 00:52:00,793
‪你要打給誰？查斯亨特
‪什麼名字？查斯亨特

829
00:52:00,876 --> 00:52:04,043
‪對，我們應該大功告成了
‪你來得正是時候，帶我回家

830
00:52:04,543 --> 00:52:06,001
‪退後，邋遢的過氣動物明星

831
00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:08,001
‪“過氣”？

832
00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:10,793
‪至於這條極度危險的毒蛇…

833
00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:13,834
‪不行

834
00:52:13,918 --> 00:52:16,418
‪-喂，你會對她做什麼？
‪-別擔心，麥蒂

835
00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:19,168
‪-不行
‪-只是鎮靜劑而已

836
00:52:19,918 --> 00:52:22,876
‪-我居然要說這些鬼話
‪-我會活捉妳

837
00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:25,709
‪我很…

838
00:52:26,626 --> 00:52:27,459
‪我…

839
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:31,168
‪快點，說出來吧，小帥哥！

840
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,209
‪不要

841
00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:33,418
‪我很醜，你很醜

842
00:52:33,501 --> 00:52:36,918
‪我們都該這麼醜，醜才是美麗新標準

843
00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:46,918
‪查西！

844
00:52:47,001 --> 00:52:49,084
‪厲害，爸爸！你是傳奇人物！

845
00:52:59,918 --> 00:53:01,709
‪等等，你們不是袋獾嗎？

846
00:53:02,584 --> 00:53:06,001
‪沒錯，他們是我的朋友
‪路西法和別西卜，我是戴夫

847
00:53:06,084 --> 00:53:07,793
‪那你們怎麼不在塔斯馬尼亞？

848
00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:10,501
‪我們在度假
‪但很樂意幫忙醜八怪同伴

849
00:53:10,584 --> 00:53:13,834
‪那不是說我，我的美貌聞名世界

850
00:53:13,918 --> 00:53:16,584
‪對，那我就是法國貴賓犬囉

851
00:53:16,668 --> 00:53:19,209
‪-親愛的，妳還好嗎？
‪-我很好，謝謝，戴夫

852
00:53:19,751 --> 00:53:21,709
‪舉手之勞，兄弟，把其他朋友救出來

853
00:53:27,584 --> 00:53:29,043
‪我的蛋蛋！

854
00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:33,084
‪救我，兒子！把繩子丟給我！
‪我被兇殘的猛獸攻擊！

855
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,418
‪這情況就像那次你要爬…

856
00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:37,084
‪快把繩子丟給我！

857
00:53:38,876 --> 00:53:39,918
‪拉我上去，查西！

858
00:53:44,334 --> 00:53:46,459
‪-哇，謝謝，路西法先生
‪-太棒了

859
00:53:46,543 --> 00:53:48,709
‪你們袋獾真不好惹

860
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,626
‪舉手之勞，好了，兄弟，走吧

861
00:53:50,709 --> 00:53:53,459
‪最好在緊身褲先生找到救兵前動身

862
00:53:54,043 --> 00:53:57,418
‪謝謝，小帥哥，你救了我一命

863
00:53:57,501 --> 00:54:01,459
‪不用感謝我，說真的
‪別說話，也別抱我

864
00:54:01,543 --> 00:54:04,668
‪你知道這代表什麼？你不再討厭我了

865
00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:06,668
‪我是摩羯座，誰都討厭

866
00:54:06,751 --> 00:54:08,126
‪我們可以走了嗎？

867
00:54:08,209 --> 00:54:11,334
‪我一找到私人飛機
‪就會離開這裡，一去不回

868
00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,793
‪爸爸，快點！牠們逃走了！起來！

869
00:54:24,418 --> 00:54:29,959
‪我不行，我要休息
‪我渴得要命，斐濟礦泉水呢？

870
00:54:30,043 --> 00:54:31,751
‪水喝光了，但喝這個吧

871
00:54:34,459 --> 00:54:35,293
‪是什麼東西？

872
00:54:35,376 --> 00:54:36,209
‪我的尿

873
00:54:37,668 --> 00:54:40,168
‪我從你追蹤獅子的經歷得到靈感

874
00:54:40,251 --> 00:54:42,918
‪-什麼？
‪-你缺水缺糧撐了十天

875
00:54:43,001 --> 00:54:45,918
‪還得躺在糞便裡，免得被獅子聞到

876
00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:47,793
‪或許我們該這麼做，或許…

877
00:54:47,876 --> 00:54:49,168
‪我從沒追蹤過獅子！

878
00:54:50,168 --> 00:54:54,376
‪或是犀牛和狼
‪連網上的包裹也沒追蹤過！

879
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:55,918
‪但你是在荒野長大的

880
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,001
‪不是，查西

881
00:54:57,626 --> 00:55:00,876
‪我小時住在美國佛羅里達州坦帕市…

882
00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:03,293
‪我阿姨的內衣店樓上

883
00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:06,043
‪但你的嗓音怎麼了？

884
00:55:06,126 --> 00:55:10,709
‪這才是我的嗓音
‪我真正的嗓音，知道嗎？

885
00:55:10,793 --> 00:55:15,293
‪兒子，我小時候常常被其他小孩欺負

886
00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:18,084
‪有一天

887
00:55:18,168 --> 00:55:21,918
‪我在電視上看到
‪一個澳洲男人跟鱷魚對打

888
00:55:22,001 --> 00:55:24,501
‪他的嗓音很酷，你知道嗎？

889
00:55:24,584 --> 00:55:28,209
‪我的天啊！真危險…

890
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,501
‪所以我開始模仿他說話

891
00:55:30,584 --> 00:55:34,001
‪突然間<i>‪，</i>‪我不再是
‪呆頭呆腦的查理亨廷頓

892
00:55:34,584 --> 00:55:37,084
‪我是查茲亨特，你知道嗎？

893
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:38,334
‪荒野的傳奇人物

894
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:39,834
‪大家都很尊敬我

895
00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:41,334
‪我留了鬍子

896
00:55:41,418 --> 00:55:44,751
‪我搬到這裡，編造其他經歷

897
00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,834
‪那麼媽媽…

898
00:55:46,918 --> 00:55:49,168
‪不是被巨蟒吞了

899
00:55:49,251 --> 00:55:52,376
‪她跟一個叫布瑞特的景觀建築師跑了

900
00:55:53,501 --> 00:55:58,251
‪那你在表演中說這些動物有多壞呢？

901
00:55:58,334 --> 00:56:00,084
‪都是你自己編的嗎？

902
00:56:00,168 --> 00:56:02,418
‪不，每字每句都是真話

903
00:56:02,501 --> 00:56:05,543
‪這些動物都很邪惡
‪還好我們在追捕牠們

904
00:56:05,626 --> 00:56:06,793
‪我現在明白了，但…

905
00:56:07,293 --> 00:56:09,751
‪這次我有機會彌補以前說謊犯的錯

906
00:56:10,376 --> 00:56:14,084
‪成為你心目中的偶像
‪我不會再讓你失望，兒子！

907
00:56:14,168 --> 00:56:17,584
‪不管有多困難，我們都要貫徹始終

908
00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:21,834
‪我們會遇上危險，面對死亡
‪我們會喝對方的尿

909
00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:23,334
‪不知道耶，爸爸

910
00:56:23,418 --> 00:56:26,376
‪或許我們回家打電動算了

911
00:56:26,459 --> 00:56:28,584
‪如果有必要，我會召集志願軍！

912
00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:34,043
‪我要抓住那些怪物
‪向全世界顯示我的真面目

913
00:56:34,126 --> 00:56:36,918
‪也就是粗獷豪邁的半個澳洲人！

914
00:56:38,251 --> 00:56:40,959
‪你不如穿上褲子再說吧

915
00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:50,501
‪你們穿過洞穴就會到山腳

916
00:56:50,584 --> 00:56:51,543
‪一到大荒野

917
00:56:51,626 --> 00:56:54,251
‪醜八怪秘密社團就會照顧你們

918
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:58,126
‪我很醜，你很醜，我們都該這麼醜

919
00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:05,126
‪別擔心，各位，他們只喝溫血

920
00:57:05,209 --> 00:57:06,209
‪還好！

921
00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:09,376
‪對不起，朋友，這有點棘手

922
00:57:10,709 --> 00:57:13,293
‪不，弗拉德！別靠近他脖子！真壞！

923
00:57:28,501 --> 00:57:29,834
‪我們可以幫你們穿過牛群

924
00:57:29,918 --> 00:57:32,001
‪但你們必須混入我們之中

925
00:57:32,084 --> 00:57:34,668
‪喂，我才不要扮成糞金龜

926
00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:36,876
‪誰說要你扮糞金龜的？

927
00:57:45,334 --> 00:57:48,543
‪沒用！我完全不像一坨…

928
00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:50,709
‪好吧，現在很像了

929
00:57:54,334 --> 00:57:57,709
‪現在大家都只看重毒液
‪小孩就是想看危險的東西

930
00:57:57,793 --> 00:58:00,501
‪我和迪爾德雷
‪當年加入醜八怪秘密社團時

931
00:58:00,584 --> 00:58:02,459
‪醜是一件值得驕傲的事

932
00:58:02,543 --> 00:58:06,459
‪現在只是比拼人氣
‪我聽說他們還讓鴨嘴獸加入呢

933
00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:15,668
‪我可愛嗎？我醜嗎？
‪我是鴨子嗎？我是河狸嗎？就是…

934
00:58:15,751 --> 00:58:18,626
‪我很難買現成的衣服，躲起來！

935
00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:25,084
‪天啊，我真討厭這工作

936
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,626
‪我是查茲亨特

937
00:58:35,709 --> 00:58:39,709
‪正在追捕致命的毒蛇
‪蠍子、蜘蛛和蜥蜴

938
00:58:39,793 --> 00:58:40,709
‪誰要跟我一起去？

939
00:58:42,334 --> 00:58:43,418
‪去隔壁問問看

940
00:58:45,709 --> 00:58:47,084
‪我是查茲亨特

941
00:58:47,168 --> 00:58:51,126
‪正在追捕致命的毒蛇
‪蠍子、蜘蛛和蜥蜴

942
00:58:51,209 --> 00:58:52,293
‪誰要跟我一起去？

943
00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:56,334
‪好！

944
00:58:59,376 --> 00:59:00,543
‪好耶！

945
00:59:00,626 --> 00:59:01,668
‪喂！

946
00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:27,084
‪宇宙也太奇妙了吧？

947
00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:30,793
‪讓我覺得自己很渺小和微不足道

948
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,418
‪我們確實很渺小和微不足道

949
00:59:33,959 --> 00:59:36,126
‪我不禁懷疑自己是不是神

950
00:59:36,751 --> 00:59:38,834
‪說真的，那個星系群不像我嗎？

951
00:59:41,834 --> 00:59:43,459
‪我很想念潔姬

952
00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:48,543
‪她看到這一切一定會很高興

953
00:59:55,584 --> 00:59:57,209
‪麥蒂，妳可以唱歌給我們聽嗎？

954
00:59:57,293 --> 00:59:59,543
‪妳還在蛋裡時，媽媽唱的那首歌

955
01:00:14,709 --> 01:00:17,334
‪睡吧，小傢伙

956
01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:19,834
‪閉上眼睛

957
01:00:20,334 --> 01:00:24,543
‪夜幕降臨，你的身體漸冷

958
01:00:25,543 --> 01:00:30,501
‪就讓你的煩惱一掃而空

959
01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:35,001
‪明天又是全新的一天

960
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:40,334
‪閃爍的月亮，綢緞般的天空

961
01:00:40,959 --> 01:00:46,126
‪溫柔的幽谷傳出搖籃曲

962
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:50,918
‪夢想讓你得到自由

963
01:00:51,001 --> 01:00:56,209
‪黎明會帶你回到我身邊

964
01:01:01,668 --> 01:01:07,793
‪黎明會帶你回到我身邊

965
01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:09,793
‪真好聽

966
01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:14,251
‪還記得媽媽的感覺一定很棒

967
01:01:15,084 --> 01:01:17,251
‪你不記得你媽媽的事嗎？

968
01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:21,251
‪不記得，我剛出生她就被車撞死了

969
01:01:22,918 --> 01:01:24,209
‪我很難過

970
01:01:24,293 --> 01:01:25,209
‪我也一樣

971
01:01:26,584 --> 01:01:29,584
‪但後來很多好人開始照顧我

972
01:01:29,668 --> 01:01:33,043
‪就連查茲也對我很好
‪我知道他是個笨蛋和瘋子

973
01:01:33,126 --> 01:01:35,584
‪但是，反正他還不錯

974
01:01:35,668 --> 01:01:37,876
‪或許對你不錯，對我就不是了

975
01:01:38,543 --> 01:01:43,709
‪嗯，我沒別的意思，但妳確實很兇殘

976
01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:45,126
‪-什麼？
‪-我只是說說

977
01:01:46,084 --> 01:01:47,626
‪你不明白

978
01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:50,918
‪查茲是我出生後第一個看到的人

979
01:01:51,501 --> 01:01:55,376
‪我以為這點很重要，我以為他關心我

980
01:01:56,418 --> 01:01:59,168
‪但他只把我當成表演中的另一隻怪物

981
01:02:03,959 --> 01:02:05,626
‪但這些事都過去了

982
01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:08,459
‪前面有全新的生活在等著我們

983
01:02:09,168 --> 01:02:11,876
‪是我們只能在夢中見到的生活

984
01:02:20,459 --> 01:02:23,001
‪我慢慢覺得妳也不是超級討厭

985
01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:24,959
‪謝謝你，帥帥

986
01:02:25,459 --> 01:02:26,459
‪你也不是一無是處

987
01:02:28,334 --> 01:02:30,126
‪我們現在成為朋友了嗎？

988
01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,459
‪嗯，我們結伴踏上公路之旅

989
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:36,376
‪妳看過我三個星期沒有做美甲的模樣

990
01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:38,834
‪做朋友似乎也很自然

991
01:02:44,459 --> 01:02:45,459
‪你看！

992
01:02:45,959 --> 01:02:47,626
‪掉落的頭皮屑

993
01:03:01,668 --> 01:03:03,876
‪你到達後會先做什麼？

994
01:03:03,959 --> 01:03:06,084
‪我會蓋一間俱樂部，讓我們可以見面

995
01:03:06,168 --> 01:03:08,043
‪算了吧，我會找個女朋友

996
01:03:08,126 --> 01:03:11,001
‪-帥帥，你呢？你會做什麼？
‪-我真的不知道

997
01:03:11,084 --> 01:03:13,834
‪我今生第一次遠離大眾目光

998
01:03:13,918 --> 01:03:16,293
‪我只是想聊聊真心話

999
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,418
‪做做瑜伽或者打坐

1000
01:03:18,501 --> 01:03:23,793
‪就是擺脫名譽和美貌的膚淺外衣…

1001
01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:47,501
‪漂亮一族！

1002
01:03:47,584 --> 01:03:50,376
‪對，我就知道你想走過去或跑過去

1003
01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:52,834
‪等等！帥帥！

1004
01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:56,168
‪你是不是忘記什麼了？

1005
01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:58,834
‪哎呀！我真笨

1006
01:04:00,043 --> 01:04:01,584
‪我就知道你不會…

1007
01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:03,876
‪哇！

1008
01:04:03,959 --> 01:04:05,043
‪你認真的嗎？

1009
01:04:08,084 --> 01:04:09,584
‪就這樣？你要走了嗎？

1010
01:04:12,376 --> 01:04:14,626
‪沒關係！總算擺脫了他！

1011
01:04:16,959 --> 01:04:21,334
‪天啊，真高興他走了，對吧？
‪你們覺得他黏人嗎？

1012
01:04:21,418 --> 01:04:22,376
‪也不算

1013
01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,001
‪對，不是，他絕對很黏人

1014
01:04:24,543 --> 01:04:26,668
‪他把情緒藏起來，但他會想念我

1015
01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:29,918
‪我是說我們，他會想念我們

1016
01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:34,251
‪妳想念他也沒關係，麥蒂

1017
01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:36,376
‪你在開玩笑嗎？

1018
01:04:36,459 --> 01:04:41,251
‪你們知道他其實是有袋動物嗎？
‪連熊都不算，太可笑了！

1019
01:04:41,334 --> 01:04:43,376
‪現在我們去找山脈吧

1020
01:04:45,793 --> 01:04:46,793
‪快到了

1021
01:04:53,334 --> 01:04:54,626
‪我感覺得到

1022
01:04:55,334 --> 01:04:56,668
‪我聞得到

1023
01:04:56,751 --> 01:04:58,084
‪就像…

1024
01:04:59,084 --> 01:04:59,918
‪家的味道

1025
01:05:01,251 --> 01:05:05,084
‪大家看！這就是
‪潔姬跟我們提過的山脈！

1026
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,918
‪這些山好大啊

1027
01:05:07,001 --> 01:05:08,126
‪很有山的感覺

1028
01:05:08,209 --> 01:05:10,584
‪而且像焦赭色

1029
01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:13,126
‪我們還在等什麼？

1030
01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:16,084
‪最後到的就是噁心危險的劇毒生物

1031
01:05:17,668 --> 01:05:19,001
‪耶！

1032
01:05:19,084 --> 01:05:22,793
‪哇！大家感受一下這裡的沙
‪是真正的荒野沙子

1033
01:05:22,876 --> 01:05:24,626
‪而且石頭不是塑膠做的

1034
01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:25,584
‪真高級

1035
01:05:36,209 --> 01:05:38,001
‪你們看！迎賓委員會

1036
01:05:49,918 --> 01:05:51,834
‪他們跟我們長得一模一樣

1037
01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:27,168
‪對不起，朋友，交配季節昨天結束了

1038
01:06:32,001 --> 01:06:34,084
‪他們知道我們是從城市來的嗎？

1039
01:06:34,168 --> 01:06:38,001
‪我很喜歡你們的佈置
‪顏色很自然，很有質感

1040
01:06:38,084 --> 01:06:38,918
‪他們現在知道了

1041
01:06:42,793 --> 01:06:46,126
‪謝謝喔，奈吉爾
‪你把迎賓委員嚇跑了

1042
01:06:50,001 --> 01:06:51,793
‪我想應該不是奈吉爾的問題

1043
01:06:59,251 --> 01:07:00,501
‪躲進岩石裡！

1044
01:07:06,043 --> 01:07:07,709
‪法蘭克！奈吉爾！

1045
01:07:07,793 --> 01:07:08,751
‪在這邊！

1046
01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:10,334
‪麥蒂呢？

1047
01:07:12,918 --> 01:07:14,584
‪大家散開

1048
01:07:15,126 --> 01:07:19,084
‪我要活捉牠們，所以只准用麻醉鏢

1049
01:07:21,418 --> 01:07:23,543
‪別害羞，兒子，下車吧

1050
01:07:25,918 --> 01:07:26,959
‪麥蒂？

1051
01:07:28,543 --> 01:07:29,376
‪抓住牠們！

1052
01:07:31,376 --> 01:07:32,501
‪不要！

1053
01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:34,168
‪抓到了！

1054
01:07:41,918 --> 01:07:43,001
‪爸爸！

1055
01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:56,459
‪妳在發抖

1056
01:08:01,668 --> 01:08:02,543
‪我也一樣

1057
01:08:06,084 --> 01:08:08,126
‪厲害，兒子，你抓到牠了

1058
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:10,626
‪你是天生的獵人

1059
01:08:10,709 --> 01:08:12,293
‪不過…

1060
01:08:15,793 --> 01:08:18,209
‪這次沒有人救妳了

1061
01:08:18,293 --> 01:08:19,418
‪走吧！

1062
01:08:19,501 --> 01:08:20,459
‪好耶！

1063
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,459
‪至少我們有努力過，對吧？

1064
01:09:01,459 --> 01:09:02,293
‪不要！

1065
01:09:03,459 --> 01:09:04,959
‪不要，等等！

1066
01:09:09,626 --> 01:09:10,668
‪把他們留下！

1067
01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:28,251
‪幫幫我！

1068
01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:29,501
‪求求你們！

1069
01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:32,543
‪我們必須去追他們

1070
01:09:32,626 --> 01:09:35,918
‪不，外面看起來太嚇人了

1071
01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:41,376
‪但我們應該是一家人啊
‪我們為了見各位才遠道而來

1072
01:09:41,459 --> 01:09:44,876
‪對不起，親愛的
‪但我們都沒離開過這裡

1073
01:09:44,959 --> 01:09:46,876
‪那你們也該離開了！

1074
01:09:46,959 --> 01:09:49,709
‪對！如果你不幫我們
‪我們會把你撕成碎片

1075
01:09:49,793 --> 01:09:51,001
‪然後做成一雙鞋！

1076
01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:53,334
‪-小帥哥？
‪-不是一雙漂亮的鞋

1077
01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:54,751
‪是便宜又醜的鞋！

1078
01:09:54,834 --> 01:09:58,376
‪對，我在跟你說話
‪棕色的蛇！你別轉身…

1079
01:09:58,876 --> 01:10:01,626
‪他們都轉過去，沒錯，他們都走了

1080
01:10:01,709 --> 01:10:03,418
‪我大概應該閉嘴，對吧？

1081
01:10:03,501 --> 01:10:06,918
‪你在這裡做什麼？
‪你怎麼不跟其他無尾熊在一起？

1082
01:10:07,001 --> 01:10:09,834
‪我們合不太來

1083
01:10:09,918 --> 01:10:11,834
‪就是跟我想的不一樣

1084
01:10:11,918 --> 01:10:14,876
‪她是我最好的朋友
‪但她吃了超多尤加利樹堅果

1085
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:18,001
‪對不起，那不是毛，是脂肪
‪我們得把她趕出這棵樹

1086
01:10:18,084 --> 01:10:21,501
‪老實說，妳覺得無尾熊有點膚淺嗎？

1087
01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:23,501
‪我跟他們格格不入

1088
01:10:23,584 --> 01:10:28,959
‪事實上，我覺得跟妳在一起
‪才是我唯一的歸屬

1089
01:10:30,543 --> 01:10:31,584
‪真的嗎？

1090
01:10:31,668 --> 01:10:33,501
‪對，還真莫名其妙

1091
01:10:34,418 --> 01:10:37,043
‪說真的，小麥，我才離開一陣子

1092
01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:39,043
‪妳就讓他們被抓，搞什…

1093
01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:42,293
‪我知道，我根本不該帶他們來這裡

1094
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:46,959
‪我們該怎麼辦？

1095
01:10:50,209 --> 01:10:51,918
‪當然是把他們救回來

1096
01:10:52,793 --> 01:10:53,959
‪靠我們自己？

1097
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:57,126
‪有何不可？我們畢竟是醜秘社

1098
01:10:57,209 --> 01:10:59,376
‪-臭東西？
‪-不是，醜秘社

1099
01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:01,334
‪醜八怪秘密社團？

1100
01:11:01,418 --> 01:11:03,543
‪我不確定，也許我們該改名了

1101
01:11:03,626 --> 01:11:06,668
‪“醜才是美秘密社團”這名字好聽嗎？

1102
01:11:07,251 --> 01:11:08,543
‪簡稱也是醜秘社

1103
01:11:10,209 --> 01:11:11,709
‪帥帥！

1104
01:11:12,293 --> 01:11:13,918
‪-糟了，等一下
‪-這樣對吧？

1105
01:11:14,001 --> 01:11:14,834
‪好

1106
01:11:15,668 --> 01:11:17,334
‪-如果妳…
‪-這樣呢？

1107
01:11:17,418 --> 01:11:18,793
‪我透不過氣了

1108
01:11:19,334 --> 01:11:20,168
‪好

1109
01:11:26,459 --> 01:11:28,834
‪我們現在去把朋友救回來吧

1110
01:11:34,334 --> 01:11:36,293
‪記住，如果有人問起

1111
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:40,501
‪就說我們是《瘋狂麥斯》的動物替身
‪在找假髮和化妝品

1112
01:11:50,376 --> 01:11:51,834
‪我們不可以拿那個

1113
01:11:51,918 --> 01:11:54,126
‪當然可以，只是借一下而已

1114
01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:56,126
‪而且這些人都很愛我

1115
01:11:56,709 --> 01:11:57,918
‪嘿！看看這個

1116
01:12:10,376 --> 01:12:11,209
‪（不碎玻璃）

1117
01:12:11,293 --> 01:12:12,584
‪退後！我要打破玻璃

1118
01:12:12,668 --> 01:12:13,793
‪看看貼紙吧，法蘭克

1119
01:12:13,876 --> 01:12:16,543
‪“璃玻碎不”，那又怎樣？

1120
01:12:33,209 --> 01:12:34,418
‪搞什…

1121
01:12:42,668 --> 01:12:45,168
‪-麥蒂！
‪-他們從哪裡找來這台超酷的卡車？

1122
01:12:51,751 --> 01:12:53,959
‪我就說不該教牠開車

1123
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,001
‪我們來個了斷吧

1124
01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:03,418
‪-我要怎樣才能靠近他們？
‪-試試這個吧

1125
01:13:07,126 --> 01:13:08,251
‪菲爾！

1126
01:13:14,043 --> 01:13:17,001
‪你來開車，兒子
‪你會見識到真正的英雄

1127
01:13:17,084 --> 01:13:19,001
‪爸爸，沒關係，你不必這麼做

1128
01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:26,084
‪-抓住牠們！
‪-耶！

1129
01:13:31,834 --> 01:13:34,751
‪-她在玩什麼？
‪-應該是蛇梯棋吧

1130
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:39,376
‪哇！

1131
01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:56,418
‪我來救你們離開箱子

1132
01:13:56,501 --> 01:13:57,709
‪怎麼救？箱子鎖住了

1133
01:13:58,209 --> 01:13:59,543
‪誰在開卡車？

1134
01:14:02,626 --> 01:14:04,126
‪看起來很安全呢

1135
01:14:11,334 --> 01:14:12,918
‪我得把查茲的鑰匙拿過來

1136
01:14:13,001 --> 01:14:14,043
‪麥蒂，等等！

1137
01:14:14,126 --> 01:14:14,959
‪對不起

1138
01:14:15,043 --> 01:14:17,459
‪-何必道歉？
‪-我們害妳跟家人分開

1139
01:14:17,543 --> 01:14:20,668
‪各位，你們沒害我跟家人分開

1140
01:14:20,751 --> 01:14:23,459
‪你們讓我回到家人身邊
‪你們就是我的家人

1141
01:14:24,459 --> 01:14:27,043
‪-你們都是家人
‪-我們都是什麼？我錯過什麼了嗎？

1142
01:14:27,126 --> 01:14:29,043
‪-我愛你們
‪-真窩心

1143
01:14:30,126 --> 01:14:32,084
‪我再也不會離開你們

1144
01:14:34,293 --> 01:14:35,209
‪她又離開我們了

1145
01:14:37,793 --> 01:14:41,126
‪還真會救啊！
‪好，退後，我要打破玻璃出去

1146
01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:43,584
‪我們打不破，這是“璃玻碎不”

1147
01:14:43,668 --> 01:14:45,709
‪你們看，奈吉爾變米黃色了

1148
01:14:52,959 --> 01:14:53,793
‪（碎玻璃）

1149
01:14:53,876 --> 01:14:55,876
‪不行，我要滑下去了

1150
01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:59,709
‪我手掌的皮膚太柔軟了

1151
01:14:59,793 --> 01:15:01,876
‪記得把我做成標本！

1152
01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:09,876
‪謝謝，小麥

1153
01:15:14,709 --> 01:15:16,584
‪-大家快點，上來！
‪-跳上來！

1154
01:15:16,668 --> 01:15:17,709
‪-來吧！
‪-快走！

1155
01:15:17,793 --> 01:15:18,668
‪-快！
‪-這車好酷

1156
01:15:18,751 --> 01:15:19,626
‪看那邊！

1157
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:21,501
‪這東西怎麼轉彎？

1158
01:15:24,876 --> 01:15:25,751
‪跟著牠們！

1159
01:15:32,209 --> 01:15:33,334
‪他追上來了！

1160
01:15:33,418 --> 01:15:35,584
‪到此為止，我不再當好人了

1161
01:15:41,251 --> 01:15:42,834
‪爸爸，那是火箭炮

1162
01:15:42,918 --> 01:15:46,709
‪這本來是你的生日禮物，兒子
‪但現在是緊急情況

1163
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:48,168
‪小心！

1164
01:15:51,001 --> 01:15:52,418
‪爸爸，住手！求求你！

1165
01:15:52,501 --> 01:15:54,543
‪我是為了你，查西！

1166
01:16:00,918 --> 01:16:01,751
‪近一點

1167
01:16:02,876 --> 01:16:04,834
‪再近一點

1168
01:16:05,626 --> 01:16:07,084
‪逮住你了

1169
01:16:08,543 --> 01:16:11,001
‪你好，朋友，真是美好的一天

1170
01:16:11,584 --> 01:16:14,626
‪傘蜥蜴，蠍子，攻擊陣型！

1171
01:16:18,709 --> 01:16:21,293
‪-你們看！
‪-是他們，他們來了

1172
01:16:25,209 --> 01:16:26,168
‪你來了

1173
01:16:26,251 --> 01:16:28,793
‪親愛的，家人就該互相幫忙

1174
01:16:28,876 --> 01:16:32,709
‪沒有人告訴妳嗎？
‪而且這比整天躺在石頭上好玩

1175
01:16:32,793 --> 01:16:35,209
‪不是吧？是斯凱拉
‪他們來這裡做什麼？

1176
01:16:35,293 --> 01:16:37,709
‪“…樹枝會斷”
‪她說：“至少我沒有蝨子”

1177
01:16:37,793 --> 01:16:40,043
‪我就說：“最好是”，等等

1178
01:16:40,126 --> 01:16:42,376
‪這不像凱莎的慶生會，總之…

1179
01:16:44,543 --> 01:16:46,834
‪我為她感到難過，她以前很友善

1180
01:16:46,918 --> 01:16:49,709
‪後來我們成為朋友，只是…醜死了！

1181
01:16:49,793 --> 01:16:51,668
‪我比較像時尚顧問

1182
01:16:54,959 --> 01:16:57,126
‪進攻！全速前進！

1183
01:17:15,043 --> 01:17:16,876
‪這才叫跳舞嘛

1184
01:17:21,668 --> 01:17:24,459
‪好像真的很艱難，撐下去吧！

1185
01:17:31,001 --> 01:17:36,584
‪就是那個人類帶走我兄弟
‪我到天涯海角都認得他的鬍子

1186
01:17:36,668 --> 01:17:38,793
‪形勢逆轉了

1187
01:17:39,501 --> 01:17:41,626
‪這次是為了鄧肯而戰

1188
01:17:42,459 --> 01:17:43,876
‪用盡全力！

1189
01:17:45,084 --> 01:17:47,543
‪一、二、三！

1190
01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:49,459
‪-哎呀！
‪-糟糕！

1191
01:18:16,543 --> 01:18:17,376
‪真險！

1192
01:18:17,459 --> 01:18:20,084
‪如果前面沒有懸崖，我們就安全了

1193
01:18:22,626 --> 01:18:24,084
‪煞車！

1194
01:18:29,043 --> 01:18:30,709
‪-我太缺乏運動了
‪-帥帥！

1195
01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,959
‪我對倉鼠另眼相看！

1196
01:18:33,043 --> 01:18:34,626
‪-你得跳下來！
‪-我不行！

1197
01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:35,918
‪-跳！
‪-我不行！

1198
01:18:36,834 --> 01:18:37,834
‪跳！

1199
01:18:39,751 --> 01:18:41,001
‪抓住你了！

1200
01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:56,876
‪查西！你安全了

1201
01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:05,168
‪查西？

1202
01:19:08,876 --> 01:19:09,834
‪爸爸！

1203
01:19:09,918 --> 01:19:12,251
‪撐住，兒子，我來了

1204
01:19:14,251 --> 01:19:16,418
‪好，你就…

1205
01:19:20,418 --> 01:19:22,459
‪快！找東西卡在雲梯下面

1206
01:19:32,918 --> 01:19:36,084
‪我的寶貝！

1207
01:19:43,209 --> 01:19:45,418
‪別傷害我兒子，妳這怪物！

1208
01:19:47,084 --> 01:19:53,918
‪我是地球上最危險的毒蛇
‪一滴毒液就能殺死100人

1209
01:19:55,043 --> 01:19:57,376
‪但我不是怪物

1210
01:20:10,126 --> 01:20:11,001
‪爸爸！

1211
01:20:32,584 --> 01:20:35,334
‪兒子，我好對不起你
‪我還以為你會沒命！

1212
01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:37,709
‪沒關係，爸爸，我們會沒事的

1213
01:20:41,334 --> 01:20:43,418
‪我們成功了，小麥，我們救了他

1214
01:20:45,668 --> 01:20:47,043
‪妳是不是瘦了？

1215
01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:49,293
‪小麥？小麥！

1216
01:20:50,376 --> 01:20:55,001
‪她變空殼了！
‪我朋友只剩軀殼！肉體融化了！

1217
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:57,876
‪帥帥，那是我的舊皮！

1218
01:20:57,959 --> 01:20:59,126
‪我在這邊！

1219
01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:01,043
‪哇！

1220
01:21:01,126 --> 01:21:02,751
‪對，她一直都在蛻皮

1221
01:21:02,834 --> 01:21:04,751
‪對，其實有點噁心

1222
01:21:04,834 --> 01:21:08,334
‪麥蒂，妳很漂亮

1223
01:21:09,959 --> 01:21:11,168
‪謝謝，帥帥

1224
01:21:11,251 --> 01:21:14,876
‪她向來都很漂亮，你只是從沒注意到

1225
01:21:17,668 --> 01:21:19,209
‪-哎呀
‪-你刺到他的眼睛

1226
01:21:19,293 --> 01:21:22,001
‪-我跑進他的耳朵
‪-我無法呼吸了

1227
01:21:22,084 --> 01:21:23,334
‪我好像咬到他了

1228
01:21:23,418 --> 01:21:25,209
‪-好了
‪-真尷尬

1229
01:21:27,834 --> 01:21:31,126
‪-對不起
‪-沒關係，我這星期也是這樣過

1230
01:21:47,334 --> 01:21:48,459
‪謝謝

1231
01:21:49,793 --> 01:21:50,626
‪不客氣

1232
01:22:04,001 --> 01:22:05,251
‪我們現在怎麼辦？

1233
01:22:05,334 --> 01:22:06,334
‪當然是回家囉

1234
01:22:06,418 --> 01:22:07,293
‪家在哪裡？

1235
01:22:08,834 --> 01:22:10,668
‪我們何不問問他們呢？

1236
01:22:20,876 --> 01:22:22,376
‪小樹枝怎麼了？

1237
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:24,209
‪我不知道，折斷了

1238
01:22:34,209 --> 01:22:36,126
‪看看！是道格和多琳！

1239
01:22:36,209 --> 01:22:39,084
‪嘿！你們成功了！做得好

1240
01:22:39,668 --> 01:22:40,709
‪好耶！

1241
01:22:40,793 --> 01:22:42,501
‪-他們是誰？
‪-我們的孩子

1242
01:22:42,584 --> 01:22:43,584
‪週二開始繁殖的嗎？

1243
01:22:43,668 --> 01:22:45,918
‪道格就是這麼厲害

1244
01:22:46,001 --> 01:22:47,834
‪這是布萊登、哈登、傑登、凱莉…

1245
01:22:47,918 --> 01:22:49,293
‪他們好可愛！

1246
01:22:49,376 --> 01:22:51,709
‪怎麼了？不要！別跳到我身上！

1247
01:22:51,793 --> 01:22:53,959
‪…泰瑞、蒂芬妮、塔米、切維、德維…

1248
01:22:54,043 --> 01:22:54,959
‪道格！

1249
01:22:55,043 --> 01:22:59,584
‪醜八怪秘密社團的首領
‪想親自祝賀你們

1250
01:22:59,668 --> 01:23:00,876
‪-首領？
‪-當然了！

1251
01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:04,043
‪妳以為是誰叫那些特工盯著你們？

1252
01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:07,584
‪哈囉，我的小寶貝

1253
01:23:07,668 --> 01:23:08,959
‪潔姬！

1254
01:23:12,001 --> 01:23:14,334
‪但我們看到妳被帶走了

1255
01:23:14,418 --> 01:23:16,334
‪拜託！

1256
01:23:16,418 --> 01:23:19,043
‪我可是國際救援隊的隊長

1257
01:23:19,126 --> 01:23:22,543
‪我靠自己學的妙招逃出來了

1258
01:23:22,626 --> 01:23:25,209
‪那麼妳一直都在保護我們嗎？

1259
01:23:25,293 --> 01:23:27,668
‪當媽媽的都是這樣，親愛的

1260
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:31,084
‪蟾蜍口水一定對我的毛不好
‪除非我搞錯

1261
01:23:31,168 --> 01:23:34,168
‪蟾蜍口水對我的毛好嗎？
‪有人看過相關研究嗎？

1262
01:23:34,751 --> 01:23:36,751
‪我們現在回家吧

1263
01:23:41,209 --> 01:23:42,126
‪走開！

1264
01:26:09,668 --> 01:26:12,209
‪（我們感謝澳洲原住民）

1265
01:26:12,293 --> 01:26:15,876
‪（並讚揚他們與澳洲、人生智慧
‪和動人故事的歷史淵源）

1266
01:26:15,959 --> 01:26:18,001
‪（謹向這些土地的長老）

1267
01:26:18,084 --> 01:26:20,584
‪（傳統土地所有人和守護者致敬）

1268
01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:51,584
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