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不想要這隻貓被我殺死

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就帶人類給我

3
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萬物生命同樣微不足道

4
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那只不過是一隻貓

5
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那麼老子何必奔跑

6
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為何要尋找人類

7
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是為了救出喵子嗎

8
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這個理由真是愚蠢

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老子喜歡血

10
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喜歡血的味道 氣味

11
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而且感受得到死亡

12
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然後…老子直到最近才體會…

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血既溫暖

14
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又舒服

15
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你幹嘛救老子

16
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老子還打算置你於死地

17
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這個理由真是愚蠢

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抱歉 老子騙了你

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既然你救了喵子

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老子就讓你揉胸部吧

21
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太讚啦

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好痛…

23
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《鏈鋸人》

24
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妳還動得了嗎

25
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連一根手指都動不了

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快帶喵子逃走吧

27
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鏈鋸出不來

28
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是因為血不夠嗎

29
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終於找到你了

30
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就是你殺了小蝙蝠吧

31
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那是我的男人耶

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哎呀

33
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仔細一瞧 你長得挺可愛嘛

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你的臉蛋是我的菜 就放你一馬吧

35
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後面那些傢伙呢

36
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通通殺掉

37
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那就去死吧

38
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只不過是為了揉胸部

39
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就能如此背水一戰嗎

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騙人的吧

41
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蝙蝠居然是被你這種小狗殺死

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蝙蝠的夢想
是跟我一起吃光所有人類

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有勇無謀 卻是崇高美好的夢想

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卻被你這種小狗給毀了

45
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雖然殺掉你這種帥哥太可惜

46
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但你還是去死吧

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還沒揉到胸部 怎麼能死

48
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無聊透頂

49
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竟然被這種慾望低俗的傢伙殺死

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蝙蝠太可憐了

51
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這個理由真是愚蠢

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除了你以外 大家都是很認真的

53
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每個傢伙都瞧不起我的目標

54
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什麼想復仇

55
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想保護家人

56
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想救貓

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扯一堆有的沒的

58
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大家的夢想都超偉大 好好喔

59
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乾脆來打一場夢想之戰 來比啊

60
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只要我殺了你這個臭傢伙

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你的夢想 就連揉胸部都不如

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叫得這麼可愛

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小狗就是吠得更大聲 汪汪汪汪

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好啊 我就把你給吃了

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來啊

66
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但你要先在這場夢想之戰贏過我

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是惡魔…

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我要開動啦

69
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叩

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這傢伙是水蛭惡魔吧

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可以吞了牠嗎

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可以

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水蛭惡魔確認驅逐

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新人去救出倖存者
確保安危並引導避難

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-遵命
-遵命

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姬野前輩 請負責提防惡魔

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好

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你跟血之魔人要來接受偵訊

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-夢想之戰…
-喵子呢

80
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貓要送去動物醫院做健康檢查

81
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你的手臂…

82
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剛才幫你撿回來了

83
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聽說輸血後自動癒合了

84
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你這傢伙真的很像惡魔

85
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你還不是跟惡魔和樂融融在聊天

86
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我都看到了

87
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你還真的是一無所知

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惡魔獵人是與惡魔訂立契約
與惡魔戰鬥

89
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我是跟"狐之惡魔"立下契約

90
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借助惡魔的力量 作為交換

91
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要讓狐狸吃掉我一部分的身體

92
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這次是讓牠吃了皮膚

93
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好像很痛

94
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惡魔總是希望人類去死

95
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魔人也一樣

96
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帕瓦個性很好

97
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監視器拍到你們走出巡邏範圍

98
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(暫停)
監視器拍到你們走出巡邏範圍

99
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不僅如此

100
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疑似是蝙蝠惡魔潛伏的房子裡

101
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殘留著你的大量血跡

102
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你差一點就被血之魔人殺了吧

103
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雖然我不曉得原因

104
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但你這次又想偏袒惡魔

105
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是嗎 我也不知道

106
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我女兒想來見那個鏈鋸的人

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謝謝

108
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在公司碰到惡魔威脅要吃掉我
我當下急著逃走

109
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仔細一看 對方穿著公安的制服

110
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所以我想來道謝

111
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說什麼男人的性命不重要

112
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,458
那個惡魔把我連同車子整個甩出去

113
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是個頭上插著鏈鋸的惡魔…

114
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只要我做進一步調查 稟報上頭

115
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:17,958
不只血之魔人

116
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連袒護她的你都會遭到處分

117
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但考慮到沒有人員死亡

118
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只要你答應我一個條件

119
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這次我就放過你

120
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,708
條件是你要老實聽從我

121
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你很笨 幼稚又沒道德心

122
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我是你的前輩

123
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自認具有社會正義

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只要你肯聽我的話

125
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就能保住現在的生活

126
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如何 聽懂了就回答我

127
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我會記住的

128
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放心吧

129
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,625
我不像你們那樣雄心壯志

130
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,917
只會做渺小的夢想

131
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:12,708
但我會和你一樣認真做事

132
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,958
你就好好期待吧

133
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,583
總之你講話要記得用敬語

134
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,750
好喔 這個我也會考慮一下

135
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,583
對吧 就說老子無罪吧

136
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,250
知道了就趕快解開這東西

137
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,292
真的沒問題嗎

138
00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:46,583
萬一這個魔人將來殺人

139
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,667
阿秋 到時是放過她的你要負責耶

140
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,042
我們是惡魔獵人

141
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,750
不管是惡魔或是魔人

142
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,000
只要能利用就該善加利用

143
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,792
然而敵人終究是敵人

144
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,417
只是拿來利用罷了

145
00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:03,542
我不打算跟妳混熟

146
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,042
進來吧

147
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,458
打擾了

148
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,250
他表示"回神了才發現
自己不知不覺走出巡邏範圍"

149
00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:55,917
然後看見一棟
"感覺是超壞的惡魔住的房子"

150
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:58,542
碰巧遇見蝙蝠惡魔

151
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,458
淀治變成鏈鋸 驅除蝙蝠惡魔

152
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,417
緊接著遭到水蛭惡魔襲擊

153
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,125
水蛭惡魔則是由我們4課加以驅逐

154
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:12,625
另外 從蝙蝠與水蛭兩者
並未發現"鎗"的肉片

155
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,833
報告完畢

156
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,167
辛苦了

157
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:23,042
話說回來 淀治跟帕瓦

158
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:26,958
跑到那麼遠的地方卻渾然不覺

159
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,458
因為他們愚笨程度難以置信

160
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:35,167
離開巡邏範圍屬於違規行為
記得嗎

161
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,500
這次並未出現死者

162
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,375
以結果而言 成功驅逐兩隻惡魔

163
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,292
我認為不必追究

164
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,292
我知道了

165
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:51,875
那麼我先告辭了

166
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:56,792
你是不是變得沒那麼死板了

167
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,667
是因為跟淀治一起生活嗎

168
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,792
怎麼可能

169
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:07,417
我沒有任何變化

170
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,542
哪裡…

171
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,083
午餐吃什麼

172
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,167
咖哩

173
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,250
讚耶

174
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,833
是怎樣 惡魔嗎

175
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,333
喂喂喂

176
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,792
這個房子太小了吧

177
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:35,958
希望你能把家裡其中一個房間
借給帕瓦住

178
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:41,625
你肯定能成為
淀治與帕瓦的好項圈

179
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,250
-為什麼要把麻煩人物通通塞到我家
-喵子 別跑

180
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,042
-因為我最信任你了
-看起來超好吃

181
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,667
-因為我最信任你了
-不准擅自拿去吃

182
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,375
-這是老子的了
-那是我的最強吐司

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00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,417
好的

184
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,917
一直讓她住在這裡也很奇怪

185
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,792
沒錯

186
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:09,625
別擔心 帕瓦說她會乖乖的

187
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,542
不會有事的

188
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,417
老子討厭蔬菜

189
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,375
扔了

190
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,375
胡蘿蔔

191
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,167
禁止亂丟蔬菜

192
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,250
妳這傢伙

193
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,458
不覺得這樣很不尊重菜農嗎

194
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,500
惡魔

195
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,708
上廁所

196
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,208
老子習慣偶爾沖一次大便

197
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,083
給我沖掉

198
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,833
臭死人了

199
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,958
老子習慣偶爾洗一次澡

200
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,000
給我去洗澡

201
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,708
臭死人了

202
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,625
你們是怎樣

203
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,125
人類未免太纖細了吧

204
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,667
對吧 喵子

205
00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,208
那個混蛋

206
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,667
突然跑來住 還給我亂搞一通

207
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,375
惡魔連大便都不會沖嗎

208
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,458
還把蔬菜留著不吃

209
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,542
喂 你這小子

210
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,458
大便惡魔

211
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,375
妳的大便黏在馬桶上刷不掉啦

212
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,250
不是約好了嗎

213
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,792
要讓你揉老子的胸部

214
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,042
來揉吧

215
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:40,875
來吧 怎麼啦 你很高興吧

216
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,333
揉吧…

217
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,500
不過這是有條件的

218
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,042
你只能揉三次

219
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,208
揉三次…

220
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,875
揉第一次是因為救了喵子

221
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:02,542
殺了蝙蝠 揉第二次

222
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:06,667
然後你在武士頭面前袒護我
可以揉第三次

223
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,375
當初說要讓你揉胸部 只是騙你的

224
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,625
不過就當作你努力的報酬
讓你揉三次

225
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,458
你就心存感激地揉吧

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天使…