1 00:00:30,666 --> 00:00:34,250 Previously on The Real Rodents of Little Rodentia... 2 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:35,750 Will you marry me? 3 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:37,333 Oh, my God, yes! 4 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,916 I'm so excited. There is so much to plan. 5 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,750 But first things first, I gotta pick my Maid of Honor. 6 00:00:51,791 --> 00:00:57,375 Call me traditional. I love my family, I love my friends, and I love my hair. 7 00:00:57,916 --> 00:01:00,666 Been there, done that, and I'm never looking back. 8 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,833 I hate cooking. But I love stirring the pot. 9 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:06,458 CHARISMA: It's not entitlement if I deserve it. 10 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,125 I just got out of prison. 11 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:16,666 Okay, girls, I know you're all wonderin' which one of yous it's gonna be. 12 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:21,166 Hello, I'm the obvious choice. I've been married 23 times. 13 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,708 Maid of Honor? I'd love to if it's in a five-mile radius. 14 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:27,083 You are all so... 15 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:43,500 Is that... 16 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,125 Hey, there, cousin. 17 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:52,541 Hey, there, Tru Tru. 18 00:01:52,916 --> 00:01:55,250 Tru is like a rash. 19 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,166 She shows up out of nowhere, and she's a total pain in the... 20 00:01:58,541 --> 00:01:59,541 Oh! 21 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:01,375 I'm here to be the Shrew of Honor. 22 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:04,375 That, and the producers said the ratings were dropping. 23 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,583 Of course they were. Look at you guys. 24 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,916 Oh, honey, we were inseparable as little furballs. 25 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,291 She asked me to be her Shrew of Honor when we were six. 26 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,083 She said that? Oh, that no good... 27 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:17,166 Oh, squeak. I did promise her. 28 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:20,791 Of course you did, honey. I've been plannin' this forever. 29 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,500 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is all a huge misunderstanding. 30 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,083 You are so funny. 31 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:27,458 -She's not... -Yeah. 32 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:29,166 -This isn't happening. -It is. 33 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:31,666 And, ladies, this doesn't mean you're any less special. 34 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,750 It just means I'm slightly more special. 35 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,208 I do not like Tru Tru. Ugh. 36 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:40,083 I heard she's not even related. 37 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:42,416 It all depends on how many guests you'll have. 38 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,458 You're not inviting cousin Morty, right? He can't handle his cheese. 39 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,375 -What kind of... -Aren't these divine? 40 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,666 Handcrafted. Like your mother had at her wedding. 41 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,625 -Brianca already picked out the... Oh! -And these! 42 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:54,166 These are a must. They'll need to match your colors. 43 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,583 It'll go great with your special gift I have for you. 44 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,416 Fru Fru, now these! 45 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,583 I know she's family, 46 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,416 but I am ready to pull her whiskers off. 47 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,125 Oh, looks like a shrew fight. 48 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,541 Honestly? I kind of like Tru Tru. 49 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:10,000 These plates are 25,000... 50 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,625 Come on, Fru. You could have told us you picked Tru. 51 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:15,416 That was just a silly promise I made when we were kids. 52 00:03:15,916 --> 00:03:18,333 She always remembers the smallest things. 53 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:20,208 I can get us into Klawfeld's. 54 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,250 TRU TRU: ...I have the perfect DJ for you, honey. 55 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,333 Come on, girls. 56 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,458 Now that we're done, let's talk about the dress. 57 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:29,000 Now, are you gonna... Fru? Fru? 58 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,125 Fru! 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,208 I've decided I'm trying on dresses in my favorite store. 60 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:44,500 Um... 61 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,541 I love this one. 62 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:47,625 -No. -Ew. 63 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:48,708 Hate it. 64 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:49,958 -That's the one. -So good. 65 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,958 -I love it. -Happy birthday. 66 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:53,958 There you are. I see you. 67 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:56,750 Look, I've got a special surprise for you, Frubelina. 68 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:00,958 I'm sorta in the middle of something here. 69 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,708 Oh, I see that. And it looks like it's trash day. 70 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:05,750 -Here, I already have your dress. 71 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:09,666 That is it! Tru Tru, this is my wedding. 72 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,041 You know, if you didn't want me as your Shrew of Honor, 73 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:13,166 you could have said so. 74 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,666 If you would let me get a word in I'd have told ya. 75 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,416 After all I've done for you? 76 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,416 -I don't have to listen to this. -When did you become so phony? 77 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,791 You're a phony. 78 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:26,416 This show is fake, your friends are fake. I bet even your hair is fake. 79 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,125 Oh, squeak. 80 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,333 Don't you talk about my hair. 81 00:04:31,416 --> 00:04:32,416 Called it. 82 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,416 Don't you ever talk about my hair! 83 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:41,375 I just got my nails done. No. 84 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,708 Forget it. Just enjoy your phony-baloney wedding. 85 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:51,125 I will. And I hope you enjoy your... Your face! 86 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,041 I am out of here. 87 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,916 I need some retail therapy. 88 00:04:58,583 --> 00:04:59,833 I got daddy's credit card. 89 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,250 You have this in shrew size? 90 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,708 Spending money always makes me feel better. 91 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,916 Oh, my God. Did you see those leopard-print jeggings? 92 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,083 Oh! 93 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,166 I love your hair. 94 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:16,750 Oh, thank you. 95 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:22,208 When you're nearly crushed by a giant donut, 96 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,458 you get a little perspective on things. 97 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:29,583 I'm sorry, I have to go. 98 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,416 Trudy? 99 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,666 You know I don't go by that name anymore. 100 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:46,750 I know. 101 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,833 Remember when we would sit up here... 102 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,916 TRU TRU: And just imagine our dream weddings? 103 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:53,541 Yeah. 104 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,875 I'm sorry I said those horrible things. 105 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,958 No, no. I'm sorry I got carried away. 106 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:02,750 I didn't mean to take your spotlight. 107 00:06:04,041 --> 00:06:06,083 You know, Fru Fru? I... 108 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:09,375 I never forgot what you told me when we were kids. 109 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:12,958 I told you that when I get married, I want a... 110 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,500 A simple wedding like your mother had. 111 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,791 And you also told me to remind you 112 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:21,125 that you want me as your Shrew of Honor, because... 113 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:24,500 -Because you know me better than anyone. -Better than anyone. That's right. 114 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:26,416 Oh, Tru! 115 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,458 My mother's dress? 116 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,708 Oh, thank you. You were right. 117 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,083 Just hug me. Oh! Too tight, too tight. 118 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,000 I love you. 119 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:37,750 That is beautiful. 120 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,958 FRU FRU: The difficult thing about family is, 121 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:43,750 they know you better than anyone. 122 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,625 Oh, it's perfect, Tru. 123 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:47,125 -Aw! -You just look gorgeous. 124 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:52,416 The best thing about family is, they know you better than anyone. 125 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,333 -Circle of life. -Mother would be proud. 126 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:56,166 Tru was the best choice for Maid of Honor. 127 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,541 I hope you don't mind, honey. 128 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,083 I made one teeny-tiny change last minute to your bouquet. 129 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:03,208 Ooh, night Howlers. Very trendy. 130 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:06,291 Next time on the Real Rodents of Little Rodentia... 131 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:11,333 Okay, girls. One, two, three! 132 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,166 It's mine, baby! 133 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:14,625 I got it!