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NARRATOR: <i>Previously on</i>
The Real Rodents of Little Rodentia...

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Will you marry me?

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Oh, my God, yes!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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I'm so excited. There is so much to plan.

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But first things first,
I gotta pick my Maid of Honor.

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<i>Call me traditional. I love my family,</i>
<i>I love my friends, and I love my hair.</i>

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BRIANCA: <i>Been there, done that,</i>
<i>and I'm never looking back.</i>

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CHRISTINE: <i>I hate cooking.</i>
<i>But I love stirring the pot.</i>

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CHARISMA:
<i>It's not entitlement if I deserve it.</i>

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MANDY: <i>I just got out of prison.</i>

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Okay, girls, I know you're all wonderin'
which one of yous it's gonna be.

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Hello, I'm the obvious choice.
I've been married 23 times.

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Maid of Honor?
I'd love to if it's in a five-mile radius.

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You are all so...

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(RUMBLING)

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(PHONE SCROLLING)

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Is that...

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Hey, there, cousin.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey, there, Tru Tru.

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Tru is like a rash.

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She shows up out of nowhere,
and she's a total pain in the...

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Oh!

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I'm here to be the Shrew of Honor.

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That, and the producers said
the ratings were dropping.

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(LAUGHS) Of course they were.
Look at you guys.

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Oh, honey, we were inseparable
as little furballs.

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She asked me to be her
Shrew of Honor when we were six.

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She said that? Oh, that no good...

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Oh, squeak. I did promise her.

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Of course you did, honey.
I've been plannin' this forever.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is all a huge misunderstanding.

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(LAUGHS) You are so funny.

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-She's not...
-Yeah.

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-This isn't happening.
-It is.

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And, ladies, this doesn't mean
you're any less special.

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It just means I'm slightly more special.

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(GRUNTS)

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I do not like Tru Tru. Ugh.

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I heard she's not even related.

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It all depends on
how many guests you'll have.

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You're not inviting cousin Morty, right?
He can't handle his cheese.

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-What kind of...
-Aren't these divine?

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Handcrafted. Like
your mother had at her wedding.

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-Brianca already picked out the... Oh!
-And these!

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These are a must.
They'll need to match your colors.

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It'll go great with your special gift
I have for you.

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Fru Fru, now these!

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FRU FRU: <i>I know she's family,</i>

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but I am ready to pull her whiskers off.

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Oh, looks like a shrew fight.

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Honestly? I kind of like Tru Tru.

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These plates are 25,000...

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Come on, Fru.
You could have told us you picked Tru.

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That was just a silly promise
I made when we were kids.

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She always remembers the smallest things.

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I can get us into Klawfeld's.

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TRU TRU:
...I have the perfect DJ for you, honey.

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Come on, girls.

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Now that we're done,
let's talk about the dress.

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Now, are you gonna... Fru? Fru?

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Fru!

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I've decided I'm trying on dresses
in my favorite store.

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Um...

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I love this one.

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-No.
-Ew.

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Hate it.

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-That's the one.
-So good.

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-I love it.
-Happy birthday.

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There you are. I see you.

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Look, I've got a special
surprise for you, Frubelina.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(LAUGHS POLITELY)

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I'm sorta in the middle of something here.

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Oh, I see that.
And it looks like it's trash day.

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-(GASPS)
-Here, I already have your dress.

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(GRUNTS) That is it!
Tru Tru, this is my wedding.

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You know, if you didn't want me
as your Shrew of Honor,

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you could have said so.

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If you would let me get a word in
I'd have told ya.

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TRU TRU: After all I've done for you?

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-I don't have to listen to this.
-When did you become so phony?

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(SCOFFS) You're a phony.

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This show is fake, your friends are fake.
I bet even your hair is fake.

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(GASPS)

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Oh, squeak.

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Don't you talk about my hair.

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Called it.

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Don't you ever talk about my hair!

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(GRUNTING)

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I just got my nails done. No.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Forget it.
Just enjoy your phony-baloney wedding.

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I will. And I hope you enjoy your...
Your face!

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I am out of here.

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I need some retail therapy.

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I got daddy's credit card.

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BRIANCA: You have this in shrew size?

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(EXHALES) Spending money always
makes me feel better.

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Oh, my God. Did you see
those leopard-print jeggings?

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Oh!

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I love your hair.

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Oh, thank you.

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When you're nearly
crushed by a giant donut,

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you get a little perspective on things.

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I'm sorry, I have to go.

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(FRU FRU SOBBING)

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(SNIFFS)

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FRU FRU: Trudy?

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You know I don't go by that name anymore.

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I know.

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Remember when we would sit up here...

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TRU TRU:
And just imagine our dream weddings?

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FRU FRU: Yeah.

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I'm sorry I said those horrible things.

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No, no. I'm sorry I got carried away.

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I didn't mean to take your spotlight.

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You know, Fru Fru? I...

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I never forgot what you told me
when we were kids.

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I told you that when I get married,
I want a...

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A simple wedding like your mother had.

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And you also told me to remind you

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that you want me
as your Shrew of Honor, because...

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-Because you know me better than anyone.
-Better than anyone. That's right.

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Oh, Tru!

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My mother's dress?

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Oh, thank you. You were right.

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Just hug me. Oh! Too tight, too tight.

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I love you.

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That is beautiful.

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FRU FRU:
<i>The difficult thing about family is,</i>

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<i>they know you better than anyone.</i>

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Oh, it's perfect, Tru.

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-ALL: Aw!
-You just look gorgeous.

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The best thing about family is,
they know you better than anyone.

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-CHARISMA: Circle of life.
-Mother would be proud.

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Tru was the best choice for Maid of Honor.

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I hope you don't mind, honey.

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I made one teeny-tiny change
last minute to your bouquet.

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FRU FRU: Ooh, night Howlers. Very trendy.

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NARRATOR: <i>Next time on</i>
the Real Rodents of Little Rodentia...

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Okay, girls. One, two, three!

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It's mine, baby!

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I got it!

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(ALL SNIFFING)

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(ALL GROWLING)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)