1 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,333 Yeah. 2 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:41,208 See ya later, Francine. 3 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,083 Ugh, Weaselton. You gotta rethink your life. 4 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:46,541 You're in here so often, it's embarrassing. 5 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:49,000 What? You don't know what you're talking about. 6 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:52,541 I'm the Duke of Weaseltown. I'm big time. 7 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:55,333 Small time thief and ne'er-do-well, Duke Weaselton 8 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:57,625 -embarrassed himself once again today. 9 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,500 He wreaked havoc in Little Rodentia 10 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,708 until he was apprehended with a giant donut, 11 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:03,583 -by ZPD's first bunny cop on a... -No. 12 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:04,708 No! 13 00:01:04,791 --> 00:01:06,416 Correction. It was a meter maid. 14 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,625 What? There's cameras? 15 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:09,583 Did you see this? Look, look, look, look. 16 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:13,333 It's a weasel caught by a bunny, and he's stuck in a donut. 17 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:17,416 With that kind of luck, he'll always be a small-time crook. 18 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,541 -It's so good. -That's him there. 19 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:20,916 -Whoa! -That's the guy. 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Hey. Quit laughing. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. 21 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,250 What a shame! 22 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,125 Maybe they're right. 23 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:38,333 Maybe I'm just a small-time loser. 24 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,583 Yep. You're a loser. 25 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,541 I had dreams to make it big. 26 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,708 Where did I go wrong? 27 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,791 When I was young 28 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:56,083 With the world at my feet 29 00:01:56,166 --> 00:02:01,875 My future looked sweet and bright 30 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,750 I chose the wrong path 31 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,791 Which I've lived to regret 32 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:13,833 How can I set it right 33 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:21,041 What more could be waiting for me 34 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:26,083 Besides this small-time crime spree 35 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:28,041 Do I start a new life? 36 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,666 Get a new gig? 37 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:34,750 It's time to dream big 38 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:38,541 Picture me sensibly dressed 39 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,291 A perfect employee 40 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:44,041 Selling used cars with a zest 41 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,250 The people enjoy me 42 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,833 Quick, plant your buns 43 00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:49,375 I swear it runs 44 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,875 We don't believe in refunds 45 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:56,666 Come see the weasel 'cause these'll go fast 46 00:02:56,750 --> 00:03:00,416 I'll make it big time 47 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,875 From small time to big time 48 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,000 Big time 49 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:08,750 Whoa-oh-oh 50 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:12,125 Oh, what a feeling Wheeling and dealing 51 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:15,000 Making it, making it big time 52 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:17,833 Now you're thinking through it Hey, you can do it 53 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,833 -Go on and pursue it 54 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:24,625 Laws were not always my friend 55 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:25,708 There you go! 56 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:26,791 That was my journey 57 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,791 Could I protect and defend 58 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,333 As an attorney 59 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:36,708 Or as a surgeon With an urgent need to 60 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,416 Donate organs 61 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,916 Then I'd self-publish 62 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,166 My uplifting tale 63 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,833 -How I went big time -Big time 64 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,750 From small time to big time 65 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,333 One eight hundred pop goes 66 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:52,750 Big time 67 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:55,916 -Whoa oh -Call the weasel, call the weasel 68 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,625 Then you can all meet The weasel of Wall Street 69 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:02,666 -Making it, making it big time -Making it, making it big 70 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,750 Follow the guru Now he's a guru 71 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:07,000 Follow the guru Duke 72 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:11,333 I'll teach you the power of now 73 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,166 If you buy a subscription 74 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,750 I could do a weaselly dig 75 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:19,125 Become a big tycoon 76 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:24,791 Then maybe I'll shoot for the stars and end up on the moon 77 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:29,083 Here at the top looking down 78 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:30,833 I'm like a titan 79 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:34,958 Hand me a cape and a crown 80 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,583 Give me a triton 81 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:42,625 Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life 82 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,583 Oh, money, you complete me. 83 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,041 Mmm... 84 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,333 What? Hey! 85 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:55,583 Your premiums are outrageous. 86 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:58,458 -You took my kidney. -This was a terrible car. 87 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:00,500 I lost my life savings. 88 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:02,541 I just plain don't like you. 89 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,125 When I was young 90 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,291 With the world at my feet 91 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,916 My future looked sweet 92 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:18,083 And bright 93 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:25,291 Now I've gotta try to rectify 94 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:30,625 And choose to be a good guy 95 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:32,583 I'll straighten up 96 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,041 And try not to stray 97 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,458 Starting today 98 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:41,166 -And I'll be big time -Big time 99 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,125 From small time to big time 100 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,583 Gonna be a better weasel 101 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:47,208 Big time 102 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,583 I'm sticking to it 103 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:52,916 No, I can do it 104 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:56,416 Making it, making it big... 105 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:05,291 I'm okay. 106 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,708 It's just a scratch. 107 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:21,833 Big time 108 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:25,291 Sorry, goat lady. I'm sure you'll be fine. 109 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:30,958 That was fun.