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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DUKE LAUGHING)

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Yeah.

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See ya later, Francine.

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Ugh, Weaselton.
You gotta rethink your life.

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You're in here so often,
it's embarrassing.

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What? You don't know
what you're talking about.

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I'm the Duke of Weaseltown. I'm big time.

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<i>Small time thief and ne'er-do-well,</i>
<i>Duke Weaselton</i>

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<i>-embarrassed himself once again today.</i>
-(GASPS)

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<i>He wreaked havoc in Little Rodentia</i>

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<i>until he was apprehended</i>
<i>with a giant donut,</i>

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<i>-by ZPD's first bunny cop on a...</i>
-No.

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No!

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<i>Correction. It was a meter maid.</i>

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What? There's cameras?

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Did you see this? Look, look, look, look.

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It's a weasel caught by a bunny,
and he's stuck in a donut.

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<i>With that kind of luck,</i>
<i>he'll always be a small-time crook.</i>

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-KID: It's so good.
-MAN: That's him there.

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-Whoa!
-MAN 1: That's the guy.

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Hey. Quit laughing.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

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MAN 2: What a shame!

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(PANTING)

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(GROANS)

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Maybe they're right.

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Maybe I'm just a small-time loser.

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Yep. You're a loser.

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(GROANS SOFTLY)

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I had dreams to make it big.

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Where did I go wrong?

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(SINGING) <i>When I was young</i>

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<i>With the world at my feet</i>

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<i>My future looked sweet and bright</i>

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<i>I chose the wrong path</i>

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<i>Which I've lived to regret</i>

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<i>How can I set it right</i>

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<i>What more could be waiting for me</i>

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<i>Besides this small-time crime spree</i>

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<i>Do I start a new life?</i>

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<i>Get a new gig?</i>

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<i>It's time to dream big</i>

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<i>Picture me sensibly dressed</i>

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<i>A perfect employee</i>

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<i>Selling used cars with a zest</i>

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<i>The people enjoy me</i>

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<i>Quick, plant your buns</i>

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<i>I swear it runs</i>

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<i>We don't believe in refunds</i>

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<i>Come see the weasel</i>
<i>'cause these'll go fast</i>

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<i>I'll make it big time</i>

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<i>From small time to big time</i>

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<i>Big time</i>

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<i>Whoa-oh-oh</i>

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<i>Oh, what a feeling</i>
<i>Wheeling and dealing</i>

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<i>Making it, making it big time</i>

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<i>Now you're thinking through it</i>
<i>Hey, you can do it</i>

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-(CHUCKLES)
<i>-Go on and pursue it</i>

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<i>Laws were not always my friend</i>

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There you go!

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<i>That was my journey</i>

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<i>Could I protect and defend</i>

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<i>As an attorney</i>

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<i>Or as a surgeon</i>
<i>With an urgent need to</i>

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<i>Donate organs</i>

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<i>Then I'd self-publish</i>

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<i>My uplifting tale</i>

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<i>-How I went big time</i>
<i>-Big time</i>

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<i>From small time to big time</i>

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CHORUS: <i>One eight hundred pop goes</i>

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<i>Big time</i>

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<i>-Whoa oh</i>
<i>-Call the weasel, call the weasel</i>

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<i>Then you can all meet</i>
<i>The weasel of Wall Street</i>

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<i>-Making it, making it big time</i>
<i>-Making it, making it big</i>

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CHORUS: <i>Follow the guru</i>
<i>Now he's a guru</i>

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<i>Follow the guru Duke</i>

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<i>I'll teach you the power of now</i>

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<i>If you buy a subscription</i>

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<i>I could do a weaselly dig</i>

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<i>Become a big tycoon</i>

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<i>Then maybe I'll shoot for the stars</i>
<i>and end up on the moon</i>

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<i>Here at the top looking down</i>

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<i>I'm like a titan</i>

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<i>Hand me a cape and a crown</i>

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<i>Give me a triton</i>

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<i>Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life</i>

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Oh, money, you complete me.

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Mmm...

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What? Hey!

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Your premiums are outrageous.

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-You took my kidney.
-This was a terrible car.

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I lost my life savings.

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DONUT: <i>I just plain don't like you.</i>

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<i>When I was young</i>

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<i>With the world at my feet</i>

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<i>My future looked sweet</i>

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<i>And bright</i>

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<i>Now I've gotta try to rectify</i>

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<i>And choose to be a good guy</i>

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<i>I'll straighten up</i>

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<i>And try not to stray</i>

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<i>Starting today</i>

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<i>-And I'll be big time</i>
<i>-Big time</i>

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<i>From small time to big time</i>

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CHORUS: <i>Gonna be a better weasel</i>

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<i>Big time</i>

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<i>I'm sticking to it</i>

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<i>No, I can do it</i>

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<i>Making it, making it big...</i>

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(CRASHES)

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I'm okay.

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It's just a scratch.

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<i>Big time</i>

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Sorry, goat lady. I'm sure you'll be fine.

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GOAT: <i>That was fun.</i>

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(DUKE GIGGLES)