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《優獸大都會+》

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（賊仔歌舞劇）

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好

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再見，笨釗

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威大狼，反省一下自己的生活吧

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你成日入來，真是樣衰

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甚麼？你根本不明白

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我是威大狼，我是一流的

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廢柴九流賊仔威大狼

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今日又再出醜

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他大鬧鼠壹窩

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後來被一個巨型冬甩困住

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-由優獸市警方首位兔仔警察…
-不

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不！

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修正，是抄牌員

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甚麼？有攝影機影住？

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你看到了嗎？快看

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有隻黃鼠狼被兔仔捉到，還被冬甩套住

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運氣這麼差，他應該做一世九流賊仔

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-真有趣
-就是他

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是那傢伙

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喂，不要笑，不要看著我

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真丟架！

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或者他們說得對

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或者我就是九流廢柴

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對，你是廢柴

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我曾經夢想做一流大人物

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我是何時走錯了路？

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<i>我年少時</i>

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<i>大地在我腳下</i>

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<i>未來甜美而光明</i>

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<i>我揀錯了路</i>

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<i>後悔至今</i>

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<i>我要怎麼糾正過錯</i>

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<i>未來還有甚麼等著我</i>

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<i>只不過是九流賊仔的犯罪生活</i>

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<i>我要重新開始嗎</i>

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<i>應該轉行嗎</i>

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<i>是時候放膽夢想</i>

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（威大狼二手車行）

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<i>想像我打扮得體</i>

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<i>化身完美員工</i>

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<i>熱情推銷二手車</i>

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<i>大家喜歡我</i>

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（幾乎全新）

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<i>快快坐下</i>

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<i>我保證可以開</i>

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<i>我們不設退款</i>

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<i>來見黃鼠狼吧 這些車賣得很快</i>

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<i>我會成為一流</i>

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<i>從九流變一流</i>

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<i>一流</i>

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<i>多好的感覺 巧取豪奪</i>

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（律師）

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<i>成為 成為一流</i>

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<i>想到這裡 其實你做得到</i>

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（威大狼）

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<i>去做吧</i>

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<i>法律以前不是我朋友</i>

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拿著！

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<i>那是我的旅程</i>

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<i>我可以保護別人嗎</i>

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<i>做律師</i>

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<i>抑或做外科醫生 熱心幫忙</i>

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<i>捐贈器官</i>

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<i>然後我會自己出書</i>

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《愛是盲目的》

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《愛就是錢！》

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<i>講我振奮人心的故事</i>

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<i>我怎麼成為一流</i>
<i>一流</i>

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<i>從九流變一流</i>

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次次進帳八千

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<i>一流</i>

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<i>打給黃鼠狼</i>

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<i>就能見到華爾街黃鼠狼</i>

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<i>成為 成為一流</i>

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<i>跟著大師 他是大師了</i>

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<i>跟著大師威大狼</i>

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<i>我會教你當下的力量</i>

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<i>只要你付錢訂閱</i>

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<i>我會發揮黃鼠狼天性挖洞</i>

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<i>成為石油大亨</i>

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<i>然後或者我會向星空進發</i>
<i>結果上到月球</i>

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<i>在高處向下看</i>

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<i>我就像巨人</i>

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<i>給我披風和王冠</i>

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<i>給我三叉戟</i>

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<i>熱愛我卑鄙的黃鼠狼生活</i>

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錢，有你我才圓滿

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怎麼了？喂！

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你的附加費太過分了

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-你割了我個腎
-那架車好差

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我的棺材本都沒了

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我就是討厭你

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<i>我年少時</i>

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<i>大地在我腳下</i>

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<i>未來甜美</i>

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（一元）

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<i>而光明</i>

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<i>現在我要嘗試糾正過錯</i>

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<i>選擇做好人</i>

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<i>我會改過自新</i>

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<i>不要再走歪路</i>

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<i>從今日起</i>

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<i>我會變成一流</i>
<i>一流</i>

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<i>從九流變一流</i>

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<i>我要做更好的黃鼠狼</i>

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<i>一流</i>

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<i>我要堅持下去</i>

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<i>不 我做得到</i>

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<i>成為 成為一流</i>

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我沒事

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只是擦傷

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<i>一流</i>

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抱歉，羊女士，你應該沒事吧

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真好玩

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字幕翻譯： 子莫