(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
GERALD: Order up! Sam!
-Sam, Sam! -SAM: Yes, Gerald.
Thank you. Just finishing up all my orders
'cause I gotta be out the door by 6:00 for the Gazelle concert.
(SCOFFS)
I saved months for tickets. It is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't care. This is me not caring. Watch.
-You see? Not caring. -Okay. You're fun.
6:00, Gerald.
GERALD: Just take the food!
I'm gonna get you.
Someone's tummy growling?
-Shrub salads. -Why, thank you.
Enjoy our three district cheese selection.
Wow, that was quick!
Order up!
I hear we have a birthday!
How did you know?
I'll be right back to light that candle.
Thank you!
-You shut up! -No, you shut up!
How about you...
Hard to relax when the ol' waterhole's dry. Am I right?
That's awfully nice of you.
Oh, Shut up!
She's nice. You shut up!
Ah-ha!
No problem. My tables are almost wrapped with time to spare.
Gazelle concert, here I...
come.
You're never getting to that concert.
That show is the most important thing in my life, Gerald.
I'm going to make it.
Better hurry.
Positive affirmations.
-Good evening. -(SNORTS)
I'm Sam and I'll be taking care of you tonight.
-Good... -Great!
Table for two. Right this way.
...evening.
Right. Sorry about that.
Hello again. So, you can just follow me.
I can get you seated right away.
Uh...
So I'll just move this table over here.
Might get a little musky before the concert, that's fine!
Lovely!
Let me get that for you. Just scooch in.
And, you too.
All righty, here we are.
Do we know what we'd like to drink?
Water for the table? Fresh rain? Sparkling stream?
GERALD: Order up!
If you need more time, I can just come back in a minute.
No...
-problem. -Great!
-We'll... -Yeah?
-...order. -Excellent! I'm all ears.
Priscilla, what sounds...
good?
-I'll have... -Yeah.
-...to look. -Okay.
Allow me. This is a full service restaurant.
There we go! And the appetizers are right here.
GERALD: Order up!
-Excuse me! -Ahem!
I'll be right...
(GASPS AND GROANS)
-I want to... -Uh-huh.
...order something...
Yes?
...bubbly
for later.
Something bubbly! Great!
We have a wide selection of drinks to choose from.
From Tundratown, we have the Arctic Spritz
and we also have our very own, Rainforest Mist.
Um, additionally, we have an aged Sahara Oasis. It's a...
This is a little weird.
Feels like a bit of a health code violation.
(CHUCKLES) But, maybe I can interest you in an appetizer?
No? Great! I'll be back in a jiff.
Ready...
Wonderful. What would you like?
-...to order. -Yes. Go ahead.
How about...
BUCKY: Lady, the water!
Just a moment!
Perhaps the soup du jour?
The Rodentia cheese platter is always a big hit.
You know, we have an excellent quesadilla. Fastest thing on the menu.
-Okay. -Great! I'll just...
Quesadilla...
makes my tummy...
Feel good? Satisfied? Warm and fuzzy?
...hurt.
Well, we wouldn't want that.
Lactose intolerance.
-(CHUCKLES) Intolerance. -(LAUGHS)
Just a little bit more information than I wanted,
but thank you for sharing.
Sam! Food's getting cold.
You know what? Keep thinking. I'll be right back.
I know. We'll have...
Coming to help you.
-Sorry about the wait. -A spoon?
Happy, happy birthday From all of us to you
Happy, happy birthday
-Bye. -Hey, you never lit the candles!
How long does it take for water?
Take the pitcher. Here we are!
-And... -(EXHALES) Apologies.
-...that's everything. -Have you decided?
(CHUCKLES)
I'm sorry. Could you repeat that please?
Spinach salad, no tomatoes,
easy on the croutons, dressing on the side.
Just the appetizer? You're gonna be here all night.
(GRUNTS) I can still make it.
If you bring out the drinks.
Right. The bubbly.
Here we are.
Bubbly for the happy couple. Oh.
(BOTH MOANING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Great. I want to
-pop the... -Cork. Yes, of course you do.
And we don't usually let customers do it,
but please, by all means.
-Good on you! -GERALD: Order up!
-CUSTOMER 1: We asked for no dressing. -Be right there.
CUSTOMER 2: Where's my dinner?
GERALD: Table nine is waiting, Sam!
-We didn't order this. -Waitress!
-Sam, hurry up! -Just a sec.
CUSTOMER 3: Water's here and it's warm!
-Sam, get going! -FRANCINE: Worst birthday ever!
GERALD: Food's getting cold!
I'll be right with you.
-How about you shut up! -Sam!
No, you shut up!
(GROANS)
I tried to be patient. My whole section hates me
and I'm utterly failing,
and I spent all my money on a concert that I'll never get to see!
-Oh, no! -(GASPS)
Hey!
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! -(CRYING)
Ouch!
Sorry, Gerald!
-CUSTOMER 1: Waitress! -No!
Got it!
CUSTOMER 2: This is the worst service ever.
-(ALL GRUMBLING) -You ruined Francine's birthday!
Say bye-bye to Gazelle, Sam.
She's not going to wait for you like your tables are waiting!
Will you marry me?
ALL: Aw.
No...
way.
Yes!
(ALL CHEERING)
That was beautiful!
-It was beautiful. -Best birthday ever.
CUSTOMER 3: This bowl has grown on me.
GERALD: Good job, Sam. You're not getting fired yet.
(EXHALES)
It has been a pleasure serving you.
A true once in a lifetime experience.
Congrats. Please take your time.
Actually, we're in a...
Rush.
(GASPS AND SQUEALS)
Me too!
(SIREN WAILING)
Sir, you were going 115 miles per hour. I hope you have a good explanation.
Flash, Flash, hundred yard dash.
Nick.
(GASPS) I think I'll walk.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)