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《大白!》
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定位中
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垃圾 没用 垃圾
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还是垃圾
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疼痛 我的老朋友
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你好
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希子
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嘿!
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我是大白 你的私人健康...
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什么?大伯?
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我是大白 你的私人健康助理
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你可能需要医疗帮助 因为你说…
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你听错了
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按1到10分 你的疼痛可以打几分?
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我对待疼痛向来公平公正
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这个回答无效
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我要对你进行扫描
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扫描我?
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雪松街社区泳池
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扫描结束 你的关节软骨已经退化
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主要影响了你的髋部
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说得再好听也没用
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我建议你服用止痛药 同时每天坚持锻炼
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我将使用尖端的GPS定位系统
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来寻找附近的健身设施...
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找到了
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游泳是一种理想的物理疗法 尤其是对于...
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我不想游泳
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和朋友或家人一起游泳会让你更有动力
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好 我一定组团去游
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当我提到游泳时 你的皮质醇水平忽然升高
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你是怕水吗?
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答对了
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那我们要先治好你的恐水症
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我将使用“暴露疗法”对你进行心理治疗
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我只想关上这扇门
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逐渐熟悉你所惧怕的东西后
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你就可以下水游泳了
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拜拜啦 胖气球
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怎么会...
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恭喜你 希子
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你迈出了克服恐水症的第一步
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奖励你一根棒棒糖
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你好 希子
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水流声能帮你克服恐惧
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是时候戳破那个大气球了
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塞富森公园
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多谢
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开始扫描
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扫描结束
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你非常健康
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去哪儿了?
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你完蛋了 大伯 哈哈
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是的
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恭喜你 希子
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你迈出了直面恐惧的一大步
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哦 不
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不 你不该带我来这里
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我要回家
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你不用害怕水 希子
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水疗可以帮你缓解关节疼痛
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疼痛程度
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你不懂
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我怕的不是水
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是这个地方
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是那些回忆
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你瞧 这是我那傻乎乎的丈夫
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他以前经常在这个小破泳池里
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游泳
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像一头穿了泳裤的海豚在水里扑腾
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他常说 “来啊 希子 要及时行乐”
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我尝试了很多次
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但就是不敢下水
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我真后悔
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你非常健康 希子
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因此 你现在仍然可以...
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及时行乐
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准备好了吗?
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准备好了
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大白 你最近在游泳吗?
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1.8米
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应该说是
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漂浮
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字幕翻译:涅伽达