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《醫神!》

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怎麼樣？

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足足20分鐘教大家怎麼貼膠布

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謝謝你，醫神，特地來這裡一趟

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落堂

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午餐之後大家在天才表演再見

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我做評判會很嚴格，但公正

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來吧，阿里，我們得嘅

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除了我們，邊有人贏到？

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娜娜和達域？

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人好

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但不懂娛樂觀眾

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我要去洗手間

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我會在表演開始前找你練習

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雖然我們不需要練

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（男女共用廁所）

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搖搖女王

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唔得

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麻煩啦

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你好，我是醫神

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我得知你需要醫療照顧

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你剛剛說：「麻煩啦」

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我冇事

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我不需要…醫護機械人幫我

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只是正常細路正常地用洗手間

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-我現在會掃描你
-等等…

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掃描完畢

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你有輕微季節性過敏
而且正處於月經週期

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我第一次來月經

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-正確
-但我肚痛

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輕微腹部絞痛是典型情況

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居然會發生這樣的事，不應該…

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不行！我還未準備好面對

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部機是吉的，我連一件都沒有

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那東西，就是…衛生棉條

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衛生巾

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有翼的大流量衛生巾

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你想講經期衛生用品

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我好快回來

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唔該…好吧

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這樣吧，等我…不，好吧

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（保健美容）
（個人護理）

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（包容牌衛生護墊）

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（清新牌綿柔衛生巾）

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（清風牌綿條）

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唔好意思

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你會推薦哪一樣產品？

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我用開這款衛生棉條

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-謝謝
-我鍾意用衛生巾

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-我自己覺得更舒服
-謝謝

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-我都買有護翼的
-謝謝

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可以的話買無香味又無用漂白劑的

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-我個女鍾意這款
-謝謝

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如果是第一次來經，這款會好用點

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-謝謝
-這款環保

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我帶了好多款給你

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你可以揀你鍾意的衛生棉巾

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沒人這樣說的，醫神

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（衛生棉條）

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好吧，這款…

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這一款有…

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（量多日用）

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好吧，我完全唔識用

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如果有需要，我可以播放教學影片
讓你看看…

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如何使用衛生棉條

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不要

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我不要這樣！

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或者你可以先試試這款？

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謝謝你

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醫神，不要聽

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現在你可以回班房了

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回班房？

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講笑吧

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我不會回班房，我哪裡也不會去

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不去，我依家住在洗手間了

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你覺得他們會讓我在這裡
整一幅特色牆嗎？

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蘇菲亞，你在裡面沒事吧？

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阿里，什麼事？

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蘇菲亞，你還…

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嘩

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好吧，你真的有事做緊

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我們還有五分鐘就要去天才表演

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天才表演！

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阿里，我完全忘記了

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我第一次來經

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腸臟感覺扭成一塊

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裡面的東西都流出來

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我的童年結束了！

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這大量的訊息我好難消化

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真慘

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恭喜

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不是，兩句都唔多妥

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聽著，其實冇咁大件事

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你講笑呀？

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唔大件事？

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好吧，沒事的

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我姐姐話這是好事

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因為有時可以不上體育堂

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但我鍾意體育堂

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運動有助舒緩經痛

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蘇菲亞

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我們期待表演這麼久

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我沒辦法跳起來，接住自己

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然後做反方向拋搖搖

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我只有一個人

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我們編的舞步可能太大想頭了

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表演要開始了

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求你快點來吧，蘇菲亞

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這可是中學的天才表演

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其他同學會笑到我渣都冇得剩

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你為甚麼不想去天才表演？

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不是…

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我只是…去唔到

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講到月經覺得尷尬

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害怕或不自在都是常見反應

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但這只不過是生理現象

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不需要覺得羞恥

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不是，醫神，不是的，只是…

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我記得表姐瓦萊麗來經的時候

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我阿姨瑪莉安娜一直叫她「我的小女人」

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大家對她的態度都不同了

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我還未準備好

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我還想繼續做細路

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你12歲

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根據很多文化的標準，你仍然是小朋友

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在前青少年期，可以稱為少年

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但來月經應該是…

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大件事，說明我不一樣了

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-對吧？
-你長大了

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你的身體或許在改變，但你依然是你

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你感覺怎麼樣？

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感覺似是會在天才表演大展身手的細路

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令人「經期」

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多謝你，醫神

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「經期」

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真是幽默

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字幕翻譯： 子莫