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《杯麵！》
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高飛球，往中外野方向飛出去了
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這是KSO新聞電台
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整點十分報交通，二十分報氣象
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您好，我是杯麵
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我偵測到有醫療需求
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當您說
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「這是KSO新聞電台
整點十分報交通，二十分報氣象」
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我要掃描您了
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掃描完成
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您剛剛吞下了電子耳機
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卡在您的喉嚨
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所以您體內發出音樂
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我現在要用力按壓您的腹部
讓耳機排出
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請保持冷靜
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您沒有保持冷靜
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你不希望自己快樂嗎？
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有了「快樂APP」，你就能快樂
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程式內購可免費下載
現在繼續播音樂
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您好
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不好意思
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(哈德遜市場)
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(章魚拉麵)
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對，這裡好寂寞
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可是…
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對，這裡好寂寞
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過來，貓咪…
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是貓
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我很抱歉
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請繼續享用拉麵
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注意，拉麵鈉含量很高
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再見
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(小心，拆除中)
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(無出口)
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過來，貓咪…
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過來，貓咪…
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過來，貓咪…
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我不想成為你瘋狂科學實驗的對象
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退後
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退後
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您好，貓咪…
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不用擔心，我會把您平安救下來
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您的血壓升高了
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深呼吸，保持冷靜
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我會接住您
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糟糕
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乖，貓咪…
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喵喵，寶貝
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喵喵，寶貝
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現在您的健康…狀…良
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(低電量)
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(發現電源)
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電量…
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立即需要電源
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我是…電池…杯麵
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遲緩
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再見
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(待續)
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嘿，杯麵
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今天過得怎麼…你不在
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英雄四處奔波，全年無休
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字幕翻譯： Aaron Wu