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Literally walking here!
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You little brat!
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Nobody is stealing your toilet paper,
Grandma.
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He asked me to come to his comedy show.
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I swear.
The best Broadway show last night.
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COMING SOON
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KAHMUNRAH
The Disappointing Son
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FRAGILE
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I got rhythm
I've got a new job
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Your boy, Ronnie's gonna be a star
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Holy cow! Look at this place.
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The acoustics are… amazing--
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Well, look at you, big guy.
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Try not to upstage me, Mr. Naughty Bones.
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Okay, Ronnie, just gotta get through
this snoozefest of a night job,
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nail your auditions during the day,
and then Broadway pays the bills, baby.
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Night Guard
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A manual, huh?
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INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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I'm more of an improv guy.
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Man, being this talented is exhausting.
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I'm awake.
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What?
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Hello?
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What? Where'd you come from? Give me that.
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That's stealing,
you thieving little chimp!
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That's no chimp.
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That's a capuchin, a new-world monkey
from Central and South America,
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donated to this museum in the year 1962.
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Theodore Roosevelt,
President of these United States.
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Great. My first night,
and I get a wacko with a monkey.
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-I'm calling the police.
-I wouldn't do that.
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I give this guy three minutes, tops.
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Are you the new night guard?
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Yeah.
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Good.
'Cause we never found the old night guard.
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He swears he didn't eat him!
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Night guard!
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Laaa make popcorn.
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Popcorn hot.
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-Did you see where he went?
-Huh?
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No. He's a slippery one.
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Yep.
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Found you, night guard!
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Tiny people!
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Hey! Who are you calling tiny, Gigantor?
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-Stop right there.
-Huh?
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I, Joan of Arc,
have had a heavenly vision of the future,
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and you're not in it because you're dead.
Boop.
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Come on.
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Why?
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Why?
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Two minutes and two seconds.
That's a new record, everyone!
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Hope you had fun-fun, dumb-dumb.
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MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
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Forget this job! Forget Broadway!
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-I'm going back to Ohio!
-Hey.
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Great. There goes another one.
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Seriously, guys? Again?
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Evening, Lawrence.
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I presume you saw that man
fleeing in abject terror?
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Very funny, Teddy.
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But listen, you gotta stop
scaring the new guys off, okay?
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I'm leaving for the summer,
and I need someone to replace me.
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Sorry, Larry,
but he wasn't a good fit for us.
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If only there were a fine young gentleman
with your last name
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that would be a perfect fit
for this institution.
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Dropping hints left and right.
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Oh, no. I'll call McPhee.
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Mother, this bubble bath you sent me
is too sudsy.
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I can't find my boats.
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Dr. McPhee, it's Larry.
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Right!
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Well, just so you know, "Mother" is my
pet name for my supermodel girlfriend.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, we got a little problem.
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The new night guard
that you just hired just quit.
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Woe is me.
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Where else in New York City will I find
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someone who's capable of sitting at a desk
and staring blankly into space?
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Besides, this isn't your problem.
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You're going off to your
fancy new position at the Tokyo Museum.
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Look, I still really care
about this place, all right?
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And I'm gonna find
the right person for the job.
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Whatever. I'm doing my pores now.
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What am I gonna do?
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Here's an idea that we just came up with.
What about Master Nick?
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You know,
the smaller, healthier version of you?
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Ha ha.
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But why do you guys keep insisting
that I hire my son?
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-He knows the secret of this place.
-Why, he practically grew up here.
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-And he would never run away.
-Like the last guy. Remember him?
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Yeah. He was just here.
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I don't know.
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This is a big job, and Nick's still trying
to find his footing and confidence.
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I mean, he's still just a teenager.
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Teenager schmeenager. You were
a teenager when you first started.
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No, I wasn't.
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I meant mentally. Emotionally.
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Larry, Nick is a smart, capable kid,
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and we believe that he is the perfect fit
to protect this museum.
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Huh. You might be right.
Maybe it is Nick's time to shine.
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-Coming through!
-Huh?
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Out of the way! Step aside!
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Sorry.
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Mia.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Hi, Mia.
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What brings you here
to this side of the hallway?
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I'm auditioning for jazz band next fall.
Aren't you, Mr. DJ Perfect Pitch?
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Wow.
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You can correctly identify
any note in any song at any time,
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and suddenly you've got a nickname.
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I think it's cool.
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You dropped an orange.
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Yeah.
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My mom makes me take a piece of fruit
whenever I leave the house.
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Then she texts me to make sure I ate it.
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That's her now.
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"Orange you getting hungry?"
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Okay. That's not embarrassing.
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Fruit jokes. Very mom.
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So, I heard you got a summer job
at a yogurt place?
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Yeah. It was that
or play bass in a subway station
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for loose change
and unsolicited criticism.
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Cool.
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I mean, yogurt's cool.
Otherwise, it would melt.
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High five for yogurt. Never mind.
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Don't know why I did that.
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So, since you're gonna be here for
the summer, maybe you want to,
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maybe one night, you know, go on--
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Wait! I forgot, I'm late for my--
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Nick Daley.
This is your last call. I'm waiting.
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Sorry, Ms. Montefusco.
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I'm auditioning for jazz band in the fall.
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I didn't know you played an instrument.
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Well, technically, I don't.
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-You're a singer?
-No.
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-Deck crew?
-No.
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-Tech crew?
-Uh-uh.
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-Composer?
-No.
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-Roadie?
-Nope.
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-Stand mover-upper-downer?
-No, ma'am.
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Are you sure you're in the right room?
Because that last one wasn't even a thing.
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Actually, I'm a deejay.
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A deejay?
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I know this may seem a little out-there,
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but I have this idea
to accompany the band.
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I'd start with a classic jazz loop,
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and mix it with a vaporwave thing
with some microtonality,
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and two against three polyrhythms.
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A what?
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It's a multi-tonal PolyWave that--
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Never mind the technical name.
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There's a little bit of a buildup,
but wait till you hear the bass drop.
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Okay. Here we go.
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I'm right on time for my audition slot,
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Ms. Montefusco
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'Cause everyone knows
Being on time is cool
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What's up, Rick?
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Hi, Bodhi. It's Nick.
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And your low E-string
is a quarter tone off.
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Wait your turn, Bodhi.
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Nick here was just
in the middle of convincing me
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to add a deejay to jazz band.
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A jazz band deejay?
That sounds so not normal.
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Let's give him a chance, Bodhi.
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It takes guts to try something
with such a high chance of failure.
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To risk that kind of embarrassment,
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he must be extremely confident
in his abilities.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Oh, sorry, that was the wrong one.
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Wait.
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Forget it. This was a terrible idea.
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-Actually, I--
-What was I thinking?
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I'm sorry I wasted your time,
and possibly broke your piano.
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I'll just take my leave.
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I mean, who says that, right?
I'll be going now.
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Nick, wait.
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Ms. Montefusco, I'm pretty sure it's Rick.
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Yo, Nick. How'd the audition go?
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Great! Just great.
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I was so extremely confident
in my abilities that I decided to quit,
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and, you know, leave them wanting more.
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Okay.
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So, you were saying something
before you went in.
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How we're both gonna be here
over the summer,
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and how, I don't know,
maybe we should go on a…
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What? No.
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I just,
I was just gonna wish you good luck.
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Okay. Well, have a great summer, I guess.
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Yeah. Bye.
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I'm such an idiot.
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All right.
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Classic Daley father-son dinner night
just like old times.
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Yay. Dinner.
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Man. I'm sorry about your audition, bud.
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How you holding up?
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I don't know what's wrong with me.
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I can't get in the band.
I can't ask the girl I like out.
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I'm useless.
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It's like I step up
to the free-throw line,
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but I'm so afraid of missing the shot
that I don't take it at all.
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Basketball metaphors. Okay.
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Well, buddy, you miss 100% of the shots
you don't take.
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Although, I guess if you're at the line,
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that's a free throw,
so you have to take it.
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It doesn't matter.
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Anyway, speaking of taking a shot,
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what if I told you
I got you the best summer job ever?
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Is it at a beach resort in Saint Bart's?
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What? No.
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Wait for it.
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Night guard at the museum!
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What?
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That's hot.
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Are you serious?
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Yes!
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Now that I'm gonna be
director of the Tokyo Museum,
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I need someone to take my place, and
you're the only person who fits the bill.
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It's just,
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I love hanging out
with everyone at the museum,
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but a night guard is a big deal.
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I literally can't do anything right.
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You do not want me
in charge of a museum, okay?
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I'll just mess it up.
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Buddy,
when have you ever messed anything up?
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Dang it.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Just 'cause you did the job
doesn't mean I can.
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I'm not sure I've got what it takes.
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Sure you do. You're a Daley.
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Anyway.
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Look, Nicky, I know you've been
knocked down a couple of times,
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but that's just
'cause you're not seeing things through.
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You just need to get your confidence back.
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And I've got a hunch that
this museum job will do just that.
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How?
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You're just gonna have to
trust me on this.
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That museum has a way of
bringing things to life,
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and I'm not just talking
about the exhibits.
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So, what do you say?
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Okay.
But I'm pretty sure Mom has other plans.
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Oh, trust me.
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Your mother and I have
co-parenting down to a science,
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and she is going to love this museum idea.
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I don't love this museum idea.
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-J--
-Nope!
254
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,333
I'm telling you, Erica,
this is a good idea.
255
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:23,416
Larry, have you ever noticed that all of
your ideas revolve around the museum?
256
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:26,958
Nick, could you give us a minute?
257
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,041
Sure.
258
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,333
I thought you guys were
gonna go somewhere else.
259
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,416
Okay. Yeah, no,
I'll just go work on my music,
260
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,750
which will never be appreciated by anyone.
261
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,291
Night guard?
262
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:51,708
Do you really think that's gonna help Nick
become a confident and capable adult?
263
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,291
He doesn't even return my fruit texts.
264
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,291
You're one in a melon
265
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,250
What?
266
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,083
Look, I know he's got
some growing up to do,
267
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,916
but I think this job is precisely
what he needs.
268
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,625
Along with a soundproof room.
269
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:07,583
How is Nick supposed to learn how to
lead people if he's all alone in a museum?
270
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,291
No, no, no, he won't be alone.
271
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,250
There's a big, fun, you know, night crew.
272
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:14,916
Night crew?
273
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,791
I really think we should sign Nick up
274
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,250
for the
Genius Entrepreneurship Enrichment Camp.
275
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,500
You realize that spells "Geec," right?
276
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:25,500
Right. Well, math is the new sports.
277
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,625
Look, Larry--
278
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:30,083
Erica, you remember what I was like
before we split up.
279
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,000
I was not my best self. I just wasn't.
280
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,250
But that museum job,
it changed me for the better,
281
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,000
and I think it'll change Nick too.
282
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,125
You know what, Larry? You're right.
You did change.
283
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,291
And, I don't know how or why,
but working there turned your life around.
284
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,333
Almost like magic.
285
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:47,666
Watch it.
286
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,916
Yeah. Almost.
287
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,250
You know, you and I didn't always
see eye to eye as a couple,
288
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,750
but you've always been a good dad.
289
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,958
If you think this will help Nick,
I'm willing to give it a try.
290
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,125
Thank you.
291
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:03,041
For what it's worth,
we still make a pretty good team.
292
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,166
Yeah.
293
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,750
But if anything happens
to my sweet baby boy,
294
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:10,833
I will go to Japan and personally
throw you into Mount Fuji!
295
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,291
That's fair.
296
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,750
Nicky, was that all you?
Bud, you've got real talent.
297
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,083
Thanks, but no one's ever gonna hear it.
298
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,541
Well, how about a little good news?
299
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,166
Mom said yes! You start tomorrow.
300
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:37,708
Cool.
301
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,541
Hey, if I can do it, I know you can.
302
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,625
You'll be fine.
303
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,125
Because, if anything happens to you,
your mom's gonna kill me.
304
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,291
But it won't.
305
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,958
This is your shot, kid. Here.
306
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,291
You're gonna need it.
307
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,583
It's yours now.
308
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,791
I believe in you, Nicky.
309
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,125
That makes one of us.
310
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,166
Well, well, well. If it isn't Nick Daley,
my new night watchman.
311
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,250
Right on time at three minutes late.
312
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,833
Sorry, Dr. McPhee.
313
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,791
Look, the only reason I agreed
to give you this position
314
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,208
is because your late father--
315
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,541
My father's still alive.
316
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:26,750
I know, but he was always late,
just like you are right now.
317
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:30,000
Anyway, he assured me
you'd be a responsible replacement.
318
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,916
My feeling is that you won't be
319
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,125
because I inherently distrust
and dislike teenagers.
320
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,000
-Dang it.
-That slipped out.
321
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,083
Oh, no.
322
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:43,333
Okay. Well, you probably have important
museum doctor stuff to do, so--
323
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:44,541
Rexy, heel.
324
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,666
That was weird. You're a weird boy,
and you make me uncomfortable.
325
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,000
If anything happens
to my priceless exhibits,
326
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,000
it's coming out of your paycheck.
327
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,875
And please
don't do anything fireable tonight.
328
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,875
Okay, he's gone!
329
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:06,041
Night guard!
330
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,166
Yeah!
331
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,916
Hey, everybody.
332
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,958
Nice to see you too, Dexter.
333
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,208
Here's your crown back, Attila.
334
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:22,708
-Nick.
-You're welcome.
335
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,416
Nick. Nick, Nick, Nicky, Nicky, Nick!
336
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,791
Very inventive, Laaa.
337
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,750
But please put the extinguisher back
when you're done with it.
338
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,625
Good idea.
339
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:45,250
It's great to see you again, Nick.
340
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:49,166
What a fantastic idea
to hire you for this position.
341
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,291
-I wonder whose idea that was, huh?
-Right.
342
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,416
You have some foam on your nose.
343
00:19:57,416 --> 00:20:00,541
We're thrilled that you will be
carrying on the Daley tradition.
344
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:03,875
Not "daily," as in daytime.
"Daley," as in your last name.
345
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:08,125
Obviously, you will be working at night.
I'll stop talking now so you can speak.
346
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,625
It'll be great to hang out
with you guys every night.
347
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,333
I just hope I'm up to the job.
348
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:17,375
Of course you are.
All you need is grit, moxie, and--
349
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,041
Give me gum-gum, Dumb-Dumb's son-son.
350
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,958
My name's Nick, and I don't have gum.
351
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,083
You do now,
352
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,791
'cause you stepped in some-some.
353
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,250
I'm just gonna block him out.
354
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,583
Nicola!
355
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,250
Never turn your back on conflict.
356
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,750
We must have the courage
to face our enemies,
357
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,000
not bury our heads in the sand
like the cowardly ostrich.
358
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,000
Not everything is about you, Jiji.
359
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:46,208
Right. Thanks, Joan. Good advice.
360
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,083
She scares me a little.
361
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,291
I know, right?
362
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:55,500
Just as the Roman army
was emboldened to take Carthage,
363
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:59,625
we shall now take that giant candy bar!
364
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:00,833
Charge!
365
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:02,250
Yeah!
366
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,125
Jedediah. Octavius.
367
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,291
You guys are gonna need a longer rope.
Or some cash.
368
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,041
Want me to unwrap it for you?
369
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,166
That won't be necessary, Nicholas.
370
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,625
I am a master swordsman,
trained in the elite Praetorian guard.
371
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,375
Maybe you could
just rip the corner a little.
372
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,416
I love me my nougats.
373
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,916
Nick! We have a surprise for you.
374
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,875
In honor of your first night
at the museum, we all got you gifts.
375
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,666
Mine is my old glasses case.
376
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:55,250
Thanks, Teddy. But I don't wear glasses.
Also, somebody shot this?
377
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,083
That case saved me
from an assassin's bullet.
378
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,125
I consider it a good luck charm,
and I'd like you to have it.
379
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,083
Of course, now and again,
380
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,708
I'll need to borrow it
to put my glasses in, or sometimes mints.
381
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,125
I keep mints in it also. Little secret.
382
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,875
Here, Nick.
383
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:15,333
Thanks, Sacagawea.
Authentic Shoshone Indian beads.
384
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:17,416
Actually, they're from the gift shop.
385
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,125
I also got you this poster.
386
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,750
A poster of your museum.
387
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,208
Our museum.
388
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,291
Thanks.
389
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,833
Hey, Dexter. Is that banana for me?
390
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:39,125
Laaa unscathed.
391
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,833
I've been reading Laaa the dictionary.
Trying to build his vocabulary.
392
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,750
Sacagawea adequate teacher.
393
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:48,916
Hey, guys, my dad's calling.
394
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:51,083
Say hi, everybody.
395
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,208
Laaa!
396
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,291
Dada!
397
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:56,500
I'm not your father, Laaa.
We've covered this.
398
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,958
So, how's the Tokyo Museum?
399
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,208
It's pretty cool.
400
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,458
They've got a robot here that gives tours.
401
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,708
Welcome to the Tokyo Museum.
402
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,250
And the toilets? Smarter than I am.
403
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,875
Welcome to the toilet.
404
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:13,708
Anyway, you know the rule.
405
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:16,166
Yep.
"The tablet brings everything to life,
406
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,958
and everyone's gotta be in the museum
by sunrise, or they turn to dust."
407
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,333
Established that.
408
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:25,833
Right, but just one more thing.
Don't forget to lock the basement.
409
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,166
The basement?
410
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,250
Sure. No problem.
411
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,125
Right, but before you do that,
412
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,250
I'm gonna need you to go down
through the basement
413
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,500
and lock the loading dock.
414
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,375
Do I have to, Dad?
415
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,916
Hey, gang,
can you give me and my son a moment?
416
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,833
-Yeah, sure.
-You got it.
417
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,958
-These are the moments you remember.
-Cat's in the cradle. Roger that.
418
00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:57,125
We'll be over here
looking at something else.
419
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,375
Nicky, I know you've always been
afraid of the basement, and that's okay
420
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,750
because there's some seriously
scary stuff down there.
421
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,208
But this is
the most important part of the job.
422
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:09,708
Sometimes new exhibits come in,
and they could be dangerous.
423
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,625
Okay. Got it.
424
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,166
You're going to be fine, buddy. All right?
425
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,375
I know the museum's
in good hands with you,
426
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,625
because you're not just my son,
you're the best person I know.
427
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,208
And you can do anything,
428
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:25,083
specifically starting with
locking the loading dock, I would advise.
429
00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:26,541
Gotta go.
430
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,416
I tried ordering pizza in Japanese,
431
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,916
and some delivery guy just showed up
with several tanks of lobsters. So…
432
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,166
Bye, Dad.
433
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,333
All right, Nick. Here we go!
434
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:40,583
Your first big charge as the night guard.
We're all counting on you to keep us safe.
435
00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:46,416
Okay. Off to the basement!
Off I go. What could go wrong?
436
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,875
He'll be all right, right?
437
00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:54,125
Oh, he'll be fine. You heard the man.
What could go wrong?
438
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:02,333
Come on, Nick. You're the night guard now,
and you just gotta lock the loading dock.
439
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,041
Don't be scared.
440
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,125
It's really scary in here.
Just don't be scared.
441
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,625
Dad said the one thing I have to do
is lock the loading dock.
442
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,250
And that's all I gotta do. That's it.
443
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:18,166
'Cause I'm the night guard,
and it's my job to lock the loading dock.
444
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:20,875
Gotta get through this.
445
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,500
Get it off! Goodbye.
446
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:28,708
Okay, how hard can this be?
447
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,333
Nuts.
448
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,000
Come on. Come on.
449
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:34,708
What was that?
450
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,125
Oh, no.
451
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,208
Whoops.
452
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:41,375
Stupid keys. Which key is it?
453
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,875
Come on, come on, come on!
454
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:50,041
Well, good enough!
455
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:01,541
I love messing with the new guys.
456
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:02,916
You think we were too much?
457
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,833
Nah. Why should the gang upstairs
have all the fun?
458
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:18,625
Behold!
459
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:21,625
As written by Anubis
in the Book of the Dead,
460
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:25,333
I, Kahmunrah, have returned!
461
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:32,083
Time to commence my plan
to rule the world!
462
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:37,625
Which is going to have to wait a sec
because my foot's asleep.
463
00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:40,083
Wake up, foot. Wake up.
464
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,750
I command you to stop tingling!
465
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,166
Welp, all done locking the loading dock
with locks.
466
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,708
So, how did it go?
467
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:54,458
Oh, dear. Why are you so sweaty?
468
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:57,166
Global warming?
469
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,291
Come on. Who knew burning coal
would lead to all this?
470
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,250
Did someone turn on a fan?
471
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,166
I'm sure Woolly just broke some wind.
472
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,416
Well, no judgment here.
473
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,791
But let's clean these up.
474
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,958
Can't have a mess
my first night on the job.
475
00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,791
Wait! There's something missing.
476
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,583
Well,
it's not the locked loading dock door.
477
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,875
That's not missing, because I locked it.
478
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:29,625
No. The tablet! The tablet is missing!
479
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:33,083
Come on, guys.
480
00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:36,375
If we don't find that tablet,
everyone in this museum is in danger.
481
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,333
-She's right. Let's go.
-Bully!
482
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:39,708
Oh, no.
483
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,541
Where could it be? Who could've taken it?
484
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,083
I did.
485
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:52,666
That's right, Larry, I'm back, and you…
486
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,125
Look different? Have you had work done?
487
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,416
Larry's my dad.
Who are you supposed to be?
488
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,791
Zip it, son of Larry.
489
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:06,875
You will refer to me as Kahmunrah,
King of Kings.
490
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:08,958
-Good gravy!
-Nick!
491
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:13,708
Your father thought he defeated me,
but I'm back with a vengeance.
492
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:15,166
Where did you even come from?
493
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,208
The basement. Duh.
494
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:19,541
I thought you locked it.
495
00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:21,000
I did.
496
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:23,875
Okay, I heard a scary noise
and I chickened out.
497
00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:27,166
That was me! I was the scary noise.
498
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,250
I was trying this new guttural thing.
499
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:36,958
Well, it worked better
with the acoustics in the basement.
500
00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:39,541
And now that I have the tablet,
501
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:43,500
I'll use it to awaken
my army of the underworld.
502
00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,583
That sounds bad.
503
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,958
It is bad.
504
00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,291
And don't interrupt me.
505
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,250
I'll rule the world, and--
506
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,958
Dude, just give me back the tablet.
507
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:58,041
You did it again. You interrupted me.
I want to kill you so many times.
508
00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:02,333
Kahmunrah.
509
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:13,625
As I was saying, I'll rule the world,
and everyone will bow to me.
510
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,791
Kahmunrah out.
511
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:18,041
Quick, he's headed
through the Hall of Miniatures.
512
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,791
Where do you think you're going,
tough guy?
513
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:27,375
Feel the wrath of my mighty sword!
514
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,958
Fire!
515
00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:39,916
Fie on my penchant for sandals.
516
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
There he is!
517
00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:44,625
Get back here,
so I can stab you in the other foot!
518
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,250
Come on, guys.
519
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,333
Charge!
520
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,875
-Nick!
-Oh, no!
521
00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:58,333
Thank the god of personal training.
522
00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,083
And with power like that,
523
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:04,875
you'll never stop me from taking revenge
on all those who doubted me.
524
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,041
Especially you, Daddy.
525
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:10,375
You wouldn't let me be king of Egypt.
526
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:15,625
But forget Egypt.
I'll be king of the world!
527
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:18,958
Well, you can take
the boy out of the underworld,
528
00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:21,625
but you can't take
the underworld out of the boy.
529
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,166
He's headed for the Africa exhibit!
530
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,541
Quick, I know a shortcut.
531
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,666
Out of my way, you lame ducks!
532
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,583
Later, alligator.
533
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:34,208
Too slow, cheetah. Not today, Mufasa.
534
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,541
Nothing clever to say for a moose!
535
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:41,375
Come on!
We've gotta stop that freaky pharaoh.
536
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,625
Technically, he's not a pharaoh.
537
00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:46,166
He was passed over for his younger brother
because he's an unstable tyrant.
538
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:53,416
Intruder, surrender,
or face the blade of Joan of Arc.
539
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,708
Really? Let's dance.
540
00:30:57,541 --> 00:30:59,625
No dancing. Only fighting with swords!
541
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,458
Silly knight. That was a metaphor.
542
00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:05,750
The only metaphor I need is
to literally vanquish you in battle.
543
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,916
Metaphors are literally not literal.
544
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:13,083
Fine. How about after I slay you,
545
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,166
I dance on your grave?
546
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:19,416
No! There's no dancing.
I was just trying to roast you.
547
00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:24,000
Well, in that case, you're too late.
548
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:30,041
I was burned at the stake 600 years ago.
549
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,875
I didn't mean literally!
550
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,166
Quick, grab the tablet!
551
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:42,791
Yes.
552
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,166
World domination, here I come!
553
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:49,833
-Huh?
-Give Laaa tablet!
554
00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:53,333
-Well, since you asked so nicely. Psych!
-Hey!
555
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:02,291
Yes.
Just like I planned it from the beginning.
556
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:04,166
Now, if you'll excuse me--
557
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,750
It's you.
558
00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,000
Was going extinct once not enough for you?
559
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,416
Eat him, Rexy. Eat him!
560
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,833
No, don't eat me!
561
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:17,041
Or it will be a real short movie!
562
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:25,541
Made it out completely unsca--
563
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,458
Yeah. That's solid gold.
564
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,625
He's getting away!
565
00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:32,458
We need to figure out how to open this.
566
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:33,958
I got this.
567
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,416
I'ma blow this puppy to kingdom come.
568
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,875
Everybody, stand back!
569
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,458
Fire in the hole!
570
00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,541
We are going to need a bigger cowboy.
571
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:48,458
Hey!
572
00:32:48,541 --> 00:32:50,958
Wait. I have the keys.
573
00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,000
You're in charge, Rexy.
574
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,791
Huh? Where did he go?
575
00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:01,166
Wait. I'm having a vision.
576
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:04,291
Right.
I forgot Joan has those mystical visions.
577
00:33:05,541 --> 00:33:08,333
We are chasing Kahmunrah
through a hallway of color.
578
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:09,291
But wait!
579
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:13,041
He slips and bumps into George Washington.
580
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:14,916
That's ridiculous.
581
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,458
How are we supposed to
find George Washington in New York City?
582
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:20,166
Metropolis Art Museum
583
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,083
That's how.
584
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,625
Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.
585
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,083
The Metropolis Art Museum!
586
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:26,666
But that's across town,
and we don't have all night.
587
00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,458
You know the deal.
At sunrise, we turn to dust.
588
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,875
Subway
Seah Ave. Station
589
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,416
Come on. I've got an idea.
590
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,583
B Uptown
591
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:42,291
Are you all cosplaying for
the comic book convention in town?
592
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:44,625
Really? You think I'm weird?
593
00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:48,625
There's a man over there dressed
as a pirate, feeding a churro to a lizard.
594
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:51,833
Attagirl. Aren't you a pretty ballerina?
595
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,416
You walked the plank right into my heart.
596
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,000
What a weirdo.
597
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,958
Yeah.
She'd never make it as a real ballerina.
598
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,291
METROPOLIS ART MUSEUM
599
00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,708
I've made it!
600
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,291
Finally.
601
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:13,250
Awaken, my loyal subjects!
602
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:14,916
I'm alive!
603
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,458
I'm alive.
604
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,125
And I'm still broken?
605
00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:20,875
And my nose itches.
606
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,333
Look what the sphinx dragged in.
607
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,541
Welcome, your highness.
608
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:32,916
About time.
I'm freezing, and this is my summer tunic.
609
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:35,458
Yes.
610
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:39,291
My destiny is so close I can feel it.
611
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:43,500
And my kingly instincts tell me
it's this way.
612
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,166
Though the map does say it's that way.
613
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,875
Well, let's just go with the map.
614
00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:51,833
The Book of the Dead
warned us about this jerk coming back.
615
00:34:51,916 --> 00:34:53,500
Well, I'm gonna go grab a latte.
616
00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:00,458
Well, Kahmunrah definitely
brought the tablet here.
617
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,500
This place is big.
618
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,875
Everything is big to us.
619
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:08,125
Yeah.
620
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,458
I don't get it.
621
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,750
How's Kahmunrah gonna get to
ancient Egypt from an art museum?
622
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:16,000
Of course! The Temple of Dendur!
623
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,083
Dur-dur?
624
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,625
Not, "Dur-dur." Dendur.
625
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:21,375
It's an ancient Egyptian temple
on exhibit here.
626
00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,750
Nick,
just as the tablet brings us to life,
627
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:26,500
it can bring any art exhibit to life
as well.
628
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,458
The tablet's magic will allow Kahmunrah to
629
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,875
enter the temple
and go back to ancient Egypt.
630
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:33,750
What? How is that possible?
He's gonna time travel?
631
00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,541
Kahmunrah could use
the art in the temple as a portal,
632
00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:38,583
just like Laaa is doing
with Whistler's Mother.
633
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:40,083
Laaa! Stop that.
634
00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:44,833
Get out of my house, you half-naked brute!
635
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:48,541
Unpleasant! Distressing!
Alarming! Calamitous!
636
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:51,083
Maybe I should take back that dictionary.
637
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:54,083
Nick, if Kahmunrah
goes back to ancient Egypt,
638
00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,000
who knows what terror he could unleash.
639
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,166
As Laaa would say, "Everybody go…"
640
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,208
I can't believe this is happening.
641
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:05,416
Why couldn't I have a normal summer job,
you know?
642
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,916
One without a maniac who rose from
the dead to cause an apocalypse.
643
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,583
Is that too much to ask?
We don't even know which way he went.
644
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:12,791
He went that way.
645
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,916
Wow. How do you know?
646
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,500
Because I am an expert in
tracking, surviving, outwitting,
647
00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,333
and also, I can see him right over there.
648
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,708
Stupid map!
649
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:22,791
Let's get him!
650
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,208
It's going to be one of those days.
651
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,625
-Charge!
-Let's go!
652
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:29,958
He's too fast!
653
00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:31,958
Maybe you're just too slow.
654
00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:37,000
Hey, Kahmunrah.
How do you like oil paintings?
655
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
What?
656
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:42,333
Bully!
657
00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:47,583
Row, row, row our boat
Gently down the Delaware
658
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:51,708
Duh, don't worry, General Washington,
we got him.
659
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:54,083
Let go of me, you philistines!
660
00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:56,166
There he is! Crossing the Delaware.
661
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:01,708
Stand back or wig boy gets it.
662
00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,166
This is what I get
for going to New Jersey.
663
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,416
Wait, I got an idea!
664
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,291
We're going down, men.
665
00:37:15,541 --> 00:37:17,625
Those half-wits are never going to quit.
666
00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:20,958
I must find some way to get rid of them.
667
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,166
It's time for backup.
668
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,875
The ultimate backup.
669
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:43,583
I summon you, O God of Gods, to rise!
670
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,166
Yes!
671
00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:54,500
Who dares awaken me?
672
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,833
It is I, the great Kahmunrah.
673
00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:02,291
Mighty Seth, God of Chaos,
I need your assistance.
674
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,541
Nearly, I can do it just--
675
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:13,375
Wow, you're not very god-like.
676
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,708
Frankly, I'm a little underwhelmed.
677
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:16,958
A little help.
678
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:19,375
Hello, anybody out there? Help me!
679
00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:22,333
Now, I thought-- I--
680
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:24,541
I'm sorry,
I thought I had it but thank you.
681
00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,541
So, what can I do for--
682
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,625
Excuse me.
683
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,750
I stand corrected.
684
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,291
I guess big things
do come in small packages.
685
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:41,291
Hey! I'll have you know that I am the
tallest in my whole family of jackal gods.
686
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,916
Fine, fine, I take it back.
You're not little at all.
687
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,083
Good. Now, you said you needed my help.
What's on your mind?
688
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:50,208
Well, you see,
689
00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:54,750
I have this ragtag collection of misfits
that I need taken care of.
690
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:57,791
That's them now.
691
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,750
Come on out, Kahmunrah.
We know you're in there!
692
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,125
Do me a solid and charbroil them,
will you?
693
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,625
What's in it for Seth?
694
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,708
Together we will rule the world.
695
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,291
With the power of this tablet,
696
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:17,166
we can awaken the army of the dead and
force mankind to bow to our every whim!
697
00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:21,041
You are kind of a doofus, you know that?
698
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:25,500
But I am down with ruling the world,
that's for sure. You know it.
699
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:29,416
It won't budge.
700
00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:33,625
What is that?
701
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,083
Your demise, Lesser Larry.
702
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:39,625
Meet Seth, the God of Chaos!
703
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:40,958
Hey.
704
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:43,625
The God of Chaos is named Seth?
705
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,541
Shouldn't you have a scarier name? Like…
706
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,916
Okay, Seth works. We're cool.
707
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,541
Destroy them!
708
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:54,958
Pretty green fire.
709
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,333
Are you kidding me?
710
00:39:57,416 --> 00:40:00,541
How are we supposed to escape
if you can't even hit them?
711
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:03,125
Hey, I am the God of Chaos.
712
00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:04,541
If you wanted accuracy,
713
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:08,125
you should've woken up the
God of Always Hitting Stuff He Aims At.
714
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,041
What? He's a real god.
715
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:15,291
No, he is. He's a friend of mine.
I will introduce you to him one day.
716
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,291
Enough of this child's play!
717
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,958
This will keep them busy
as we make our escape.
718
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,541
Great Scott.
719
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,333
They don't call me the scorpion whisperer
for nothing.
720
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,208
I don't think he heard you.
721
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:35,583
He just needs a little dose of chaos!
722
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:40,875
Run!
723
00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:44,250
Great, now we're being hunted by
a giant, god-powered scorpion!
724
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,916
We must get out of sight.
725
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:47,708
There!
726
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,458
What are we gonna do?
727
00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:58,833
Let's sneak out while the scorpion
is looking the other way.
728
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,833
Nick…
729
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,000
It's a fruit text from my mom.
730
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:08,250
-She's reminding me to eat my apple.
-You've got to be joking.
731
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,166
Nick!
732
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:20,291
I respect all living things,
but for you, I'll make an exception.
733
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,333
You stop, stink bug!
734
00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:30,125
Take this!
735
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:37,375
Ouchie.
736
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,750
You've heard of the slice-of-life?
This is the opposite!
737
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:51,708
Stink bug go…
738
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:55,541
That classic, Laaa.
739
00:41:55,625 --> 00:41:58,833
Worst first night ever.
740
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,208
Uh-oh.
741
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,416
Hello, son.
742
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,750
Oh, it's you again, Father.
743
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,416
Your image seems to be
carved on everything.
744
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:11,166
Why do you get to be in all the museums
and not me?
745
00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:14,041
You really wanna
have this conversation now?
746
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:15,708
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
747
00:42:15,791 --> 00:42:19,791
Because I'm about to be
the most powerful pharaoh ever!
748
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,833
So this whole thing is
because you have daddy issues?
749
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,083
You should try a therapist.
750
00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,333
It's much cheaper than all this nonsense.
751
00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:33,125
Yes!
752
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:34,875
Now with this magical tablet,
753
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:40,208
we shall go back to ancient Egypt
and make all our dreams come true!
754
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,375
Hopefully, not all our dreams.
755
00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:46,666
I keep having this one dream
where I'm trying to play the violin,
756
00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:50,666
and it's made of bugs and I'm riding this,
like, weird slug-cat thing.
757
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,958
Here it is, the Temple of Dendur.
758
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,458
Walk carefully, team.
He could be anywhere.
759
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,333
Kahmunrah's done it.
760
00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:02,750
He's traveled back to ancient Egypt!
761
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:07,250
And now we must follow him
into almost certain doom.
762
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,166
Oh, no. This is bad.
763
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,541
This is very, very bad.
764
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:11,250
This is very, very, very, very--
765
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,666
And now it's bad, and my face hurts.
766
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,583
Is it bad?
767
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:18,458
Or is it your chance to show Kahmunrah
what you're really made of?
768
00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:19,958
Still going with bad.
769
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:23,541
Okay, we have about four hours
until sunrise before you'll turn to dust.
770
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:24,583
Timer - 03:59:58
PAUSE
771
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:25,833
I hope this works.
772
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:28,083
My first portal.
773
00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:32,125
Come on. Kahmunrah couldn't have gone far.
774
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:34,625
Man, this sand is super hard to walk in.
775
00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:36,458
It will be stuck in our shoes for days,
776
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:40,333
but that will be a luxury to
look forward to if we survive all of this.
777
00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:49,625
Well, we're closer,
but we've still got a long way to go.
778
00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,291
Looks like we'll have to walk.
779
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:52,250
Good!
780
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:54,208
You know, I like walking and talking.
781
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,791
This will give us time to
get to know each other better.
782
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,541
How many times have you come back to life?
783
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:03,625
For me, a gazillion times.
The first time, I was so surprised…
784
00:44:04,291 --> 00:44:07,083
I think I smell Kahmunrah's musk.
Have we picked up his tracks?
785
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:10,208
No, not yet. That wind back there
must've covered them up.
786
00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:11,291
Are you serious?
787
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:13,250
We're in the middle of ancient Egypt!
788
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,666
We're never gonna find him.
789
00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:17,208
Nicholas, what's wrong?
790
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:20,333
Looks like Nick's got a little hitch
in his giddyap.
791
00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,375
Sorry, it's just--
792
00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,250
I'm not cut out for this.
793
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,458
I'm only 18.
794
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:29,750
I'm just a stupid kid
who's in way over his head.
795
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:31,791
Do not say that, Nick.
796
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:33,041
When I was 18,
797
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,958
I led the French army to victory
over the English.
798
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,958
And I was only 14
when I led the Lewis and Clark Expedition.
799
00:44:39,041 --> 00:44:44,333
And I was just 13 when I helped Rome
claim victory in the Battle of Carthage.
800
00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:47,041
And Laaa discovered fire when he was 11.
801
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,291
Fire burn.
802
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,291
I know the feeling.
803
00:44:57,791 --> 00:44:59,625
Look, I get it.
804
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:02,791
You guys are amazing.
That's why you're in a museum.
805
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:06,416
But I'm not like you, okay?
Things don't work out for me.
806
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:10,208
I blew it with the girl I like,
nobody wants to listen to my music,
807
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,500
and, by the way,
808
00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,916
I unleashed an ancient god
bent on destroying the world.
809
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,833
Every time I get a chance
to do something cool,
810
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,458
I always mess it up.
811
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:21,791
Come on, Nick. That's not true.
812
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:24,666
You give up on yourself way too easily.
813
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:25,833
You can do this.
814
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:28,750
Your father stood up to Kahmunrah,
and so can you.
815
00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:33,625
But I'm not my dad.
I'm not a hero like him or you guys.
816
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,875
Nick, you have your own gifts
that make you strong.
817
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:40,083
You just need to believe in yourself
like we do.
818
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:44,500
Now the question is, where is Kahmunrah?
819
00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:48,416
I picked up his trail. He went that way!
820
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,083
All right, everyone. That way!
821
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,750
That way!
822
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,666
No, Laaa. It's this way.
823
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,500
But you said that way!
824
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,041
You know what's weird?
825
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:05,000
Every time I come back to life,
I put on, like, 15 pounds.
826
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,166
Please stop talking.
827
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:09,333
-Think maybe it's the stress.
-A boat. Finally.
828
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:11,375
Quick, we'll take it down the Nile.
829
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:16,791
Okay, we'll take that boat.
830
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,791
Seriously, you should cover
your eyes when you sneeze.
831
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,375
They've taken the river.
832
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,625
Then we'll follow them by boat.
833
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,250
Laaa no like water.
834
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,541
Come on, gang, don't dawdle. All aboard!
835
00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,541
Why are we going so slow?
836
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,416
This way, Laaa.
837
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,000
Ha! This way.
838
00:46:56,833 --> 00:47:01,833
This reminds me of my days paddling
down the Little Missouri River.
839
00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:05,208
One day, I came across a gaggle of
impressionable youths, and I thought,
840
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,625
"I bet they'd love to hear a chapter
from my exhilarating adventures."
841
00:47:08,708 --> 00:47:10,333
And in the midst of a tale,
842
00:47:10,416 --> 00:47:12,375
where I taught a buffalo
to play shuffleboard,
843
00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:16,000
I turn and realize
those rapscallions had stolen my boat!
844
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,416
We're going slow again.
845
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,958
That's because Teddy stopped paddling
846
00:47:19,041 --> 00:47:21,333
to tell a long-winded story
about being long-winded.
847
00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:23,416
Sorry! I use my hands when I talk.
848
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:27,208
Oh, boy. At this rate,
we'll never catch up to Kahmunrah.
849
00:47:27,291 --> 00:47:30,791
Wait! I see something. A vision.
850
00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:32,500
Another vision? What do you see?
851
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,166
It's about you, Nick,
852
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,916
and whether or not
you will defeat Kahmunrah.
853
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,875
Really? Do I?
854
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,041
I see Kahmunrah.
855
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,916
He is using the tablet to
release an ultimate evil!
856
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,416
But Nick and Kahmunrah face off and--
857
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,125
And? Do I win?
858
00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:51,458
I don't know. The vision ended.
859
00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,625
Now all I see is Laaa's hairy back.
860
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,625
What's wrong, Laaa?
861
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:56,708
Dinosaur!
862
00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,541
You're imagining things, buddy.
863
00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:02,291
Dinosaurs have been extinct
for millions of years.
864
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Laaa!
865
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:11,166
He says we're in ancient Egypt,
not the Jurassic period.
866
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,500
Wait! That's no dinosaur!
867
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:21,041
That's a Nile crocodile
just like the one in the museum!
868
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:23,541
Laaa!
869
00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:25,750
Laaa!
870
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:28,333
Fear not, Laaa. Help is on the way!
871
00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:31,625
I've never wrestled a crocodile,
but I did wrestle a bear once.
872
00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:35,333
I was taking my morning constitutional
on a hiking trail in Yellowstone--
873
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:37,791
Teddy, will you stop it? Laaa's drowning!
874
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,166
Me forgot. Me no swim.
875
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,041
Dinosaur!
876
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,416
Grab the oar!
877
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,166
Is everyone okay?
878
00:48:58,250 --> 00:48:59,166
Everyone but Laaa!
879
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,166
Hey, I think I have an idea.
880
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,250
Attila, quick. Can you get me over there?
881
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,166
On second thought, I changed my mind!
882
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,875
Laaa, grab my hand!
883
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,666
That's your hand!
884
00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:17,916
Yikes!
885
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,416
Nick!
886
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,333
We did it!
887
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,791
Is it gone?
888
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:29,875
Oh, no!
889
00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:40,458
Back off, croc.
890
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:44,375
Or become my next pair of boots.
891
00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:51,708
Nick, that was incredible!
You saving Laaa and all of that.
892
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,875
Yeah, but our boats are destroyed,
and we lost Kahmunrah.
893
00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:57,958
There's no way we're gonna
catch up to him before sunrise.
894
00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:01,458
And it's all my fault. I doomed us all.
895
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,875
-Well, this reminds me of the time--
-Teddy!
896
00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:09,833
I know, I know. I ramble.
897
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:16,333
At long last,
we've arrived at the Temple of the Sun!
898
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:19,333
We're one step closer to ruling the world.
899
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:23,000
Great Ra, God of the Sun,
900
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:27,875
I, Kahmunrah, King of Kings,
request to enter your--
901
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:32,083
Who dares to step upon the grounds
of this sacred temple?
902
00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:34,625
It's me, birdbrain. The God of Chaos!
903
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,083
Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
904
00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,416
I'm not with him.
905
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:42,583
Never mind.
906
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,583
Sorry that I asked.
The door is that way. Just go.
907
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,625
Yes.
908
00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:52,583
The door to the ultimate treasure.
909
00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:56,958
Only the keenest of intellects
can decipher how to open it.
910
00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:01,541
You're really a train wreck,
you know that?
911
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:02,916
Well, thank you.
912
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,250
Well, at least we're in.
913
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:07,083
Should be smooth sailing from here.
914
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,916
Looks like this place is booby-trapped.
915
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,500
Thanks for the heads-up!
916
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,916
Now get me out of here!
917
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,750
"Get me out of here, please,"
is how we say it like a big boy.
918
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:25,833
Great, now we're lost in the desert
with no idea where to go.
919
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,083
Do you think I can get GPS
in ancient Egypt?
920
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:30,333
Wait, Nick. Look what's on the horizon.
921
00:51:30,416 --> 00:51:32,125
He went this way.
922
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,375
-That way!
-Huh?
923
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:35,875
Laaa, no. This way!
924
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:37,208
Ha! This way.
925
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,791
You really gotta watch
where you're going, Laaa.
926
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:43,083
You wanna be alive
for the end of the world, don't you?
927
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,333
Of course he does. We all do!
928
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:47,208
Except for the end of the world part.
929
00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:49,166
Strange. I'm having déjà vu.
930
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,625
When I fought for France,
931
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:54,083
it felt as if I was fighting to
prevent the world from ending.
932
00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,333
Except back then, I was all alone.
933
00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:57,958
This time it's different, Joan.
934
00:51:58,041 --> 00:52:00,666
You're not alone.
You have friends who've got your back.
935
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,750
And I have yours, mon amie.
936
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:06,375
Timer - 01:37:25
937
00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:12,833
Look, Nick! It's Kahmunrah's boat.
938
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:16,875
He must be here at the Temple of the Sun!
939
00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:19,041
Isn't it magnificent?
940
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:22,958
Thanks. You are not too bad yourself.
941
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,333
Come on, everyone. Not a second to lose.
942
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,916
It appears they've already
let themselves in.
943
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,416
This place is mustier than Sunday britches
on a Friday polecat.
944
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,166
Is that a real thing
or do you just make that stuff up?
945
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,291
I make 'em up.
946
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:45,416
I'm not really sure what a polecat is,
but it sounds cowboy-ish, am I right?
947
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:49,166
Hey! Kahmunrah was here
not too long ago. We're gaining on them.
948
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:52,875
We've got to catch them before sunrise,
and we turn to dust! Come on!
949
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:57,083
Wait, look. I've seen
these hieroglyphs before on the tablet!
950
00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:59,916
And these! I'm pretty sure
they're ancient musical notes.
951
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,583
I knew the tablet
brought everything to life,
952
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:03,208
but I didn't know it played music.
953
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:06,083
I guess your dad was right.
You are a musical genius.
954
00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:09,875
He said that? I mean, yeah. No, of course.
Dads are supposed to say stuff like that.
955
00:53:09,958 --> 00:53:11,083
Doesn't mean anything.
956
00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:13,250
Anyway, what does this mean?
957
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:16,625
It appears the tablet is a key
to opening the sarcophagus.
958
00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,458
With three sacred chords,
959
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:20,833
Kahmunrah can summon his soldiers
from the underworld!
960
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:24,875
We must stop him before he reaches
the top chamber of the temple!
961
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:27,958
We have one hour left.
There's still time to fix this! Let's go!
962
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:34,291
These tracks are fresh.
They must be close.
963
00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,500
And watch where you step, everyone.
There could be booby traps.
964
00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:39,791
Booby.
965
00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,000
Dook!
966
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,708
-Huh?
-He said duck!
967
00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:45,208
Pretty sure he said "dook."
968
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,666
From now on, everyone stay close.
969
00:53:52,916 --> 00:53:53,916
Too close.
970
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,291
Okay, monkey. We watch for trap.
971
00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:03,416
Huh? Fire help see trap.
972
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,041
Good idea, monkey.
973
00:54:17,291 --> 00:54:18,958
Monkey ghost!
974
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:28,166
I really like what they did
with the columns here.
975
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,500
Very third dynasty.
976
00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:33,291
Seriously, must we stop at every room?
977
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:37,958
You know, I may be the God of Chaos,
but I'm such a sucker for interior design.
978
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,083
Kahmunrah!
979
00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,625
You again?
980
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:44,708
Blast them!
981
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,541
Give us the tablet, Kahmunrah!
You're outnumbered.
982
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:53,166
You're right.
I'll just have to even the odds then.
983
00:54:53,916 --> 00:55:00,416
Statue Warriors of Death,
consider yourselves my new bodyguards!
984
00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:04,875
You never had a chance, son of Larry.
985
00:55:07,583 --> 00:55:09,541
Man. What are we supposed to do now?
986
00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:12,375
Come on, Octavius.
Nick needs a major pick-me-up,
987
00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:16,250
and us two buckaroos
need to flimflam those shim-shams.
988
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:18,250
I understood about 40% of that,
989
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:21,708
but I believe what you are saying
is that it is time for us to save the day.
990
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,541
I hate being small!
991
00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:29,416
Yes, it's a huge inconvenience!
992
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:38,833
Enough speaking softly, Nick.
Bring out the big stick!
993
00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:41,875
Haka!
994
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:52,333
It's the eyes! Go for the eyes!
995
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,583
Nick, a little help?
996
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:18,166
Okay, Nick, you got this.
Just take the shot.
997
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,250
What's the worst that can happen?
No, you know what?
998
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,958
What's the best that could happen?
999
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:25,041
Hey, Hawkeye, looking for this?
1000
00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:32,166
I never thought that we'd go out
as a bite-sized snack
1001
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,916
for two Egyptian house pets.
1002
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,708
If we're gonna be tater tots,
1003
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,375
hopefully, your fancy armor
will give 'em a tummy ache.
1004
00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:42,708
Jedediah, you sweet, simple genius!
1005
00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,541
Choke on this, foul serpent!
1006
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,958
And don't forget to swallow!
1007
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:52,791
Yeah!
1008
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:57,666
That's nasty!
1009
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,208
And don't come back!
1010
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:03,250
Uh-oh.
1011
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:10,000
Your tongue is like a cactus.
1012
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:12,333
And you could really use a mint.
1013
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,083
Yes!
1014
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:22,458
Hey, Count Hawkula!
1015
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,208
Dook!
1016
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,541
Did I say dook? I meant duck.
1017
00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:34,916
Bravo, Nicholas!
1018
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,541
Now, let's go get the bad guy.
1019
00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:40,833
Well, this is it.
1020
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,750
The moment of my revenge
against a world that doubted me!
1021
00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:49,750
Especially you, Daddy!
1022
00:57:50,541 --> 00:57:52,625
You embarrass me.
1023
00:57:52,708 --> 00:57:55,083
Why do I always get teamed up
with bad guys
1024
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:57,833
with unresolved childhood trauma?
1025
00:57:57,916 --> 00:58:01,000
You should want to be evil for you,
not for him.
1026
00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,750
It doesn't matter! My time has come.
1027
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:06,666
It's the beginning of the end!
1028
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:09,500
Well, which is it?
Is it the beginning or is it the end?
1029
00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,041
What? It's both.
1030
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:14,458
Obviously, the end has a beginning.
It has to start somewhere.
1031
00:58:14,541 --> 00:58:17,000
Can you remind me
never to time travel with you again?
1032
00:58:17,083 --> 00:58:18,083
It's exhausting.
1033
00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:22,166
Kahmunrah, stop! Don't do it!
This could mean the end of everything!
1034
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:25,500
Not according to him.
He says it's just the beginning.
1035
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:26,666
Everyone, shut up!
1036
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:30,416
Once I insert the tablet
into the sarcophagus,
1037
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:34,833
with three simple chords,
my army will rise!
1038
00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:37,291
I mean our army.
1039
00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,166
That hurts like you wouldn't believe!
1040
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:42,083
Well, maybe next time
you should be more considerate.
1041
00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:47,208
Come on,
we can't let that bully play those chords.
1042
00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:48,666
Bully!
1043
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,083
I mean, yes, I agree.
1044
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:54,666
Don't let them near the tablet.
Bonus points if you kill them.
1045
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,500
This is gonna get messy, which I like.
1046
00:59:00,208 --> 00:59:03,291
Okay. First chord.
1047
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:09,583
One chord down.
1048
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,416
And now for the second chord.
1049
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:15,875
Nick!
1050
00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:24,750
And now for the moment
I've been waiting for.
1051
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:28,875
The final chord!
1052
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,666
No! We're too late.
1053
00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:33,333
Only a miracle can save us now!
1054
00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:51,458
A monkey and a caveman
shot out of that bird's mouth,
1055
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:53,166
and then he slapped you!
1056
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:54,291
What a twist.
1057
00:59:57,625 --> 01:00:00,875
All right, now for the final chord.
1058
01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:03,041
Only miracle save us now.
1059
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,250
Giddyap, tiger!
1060
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,750
A cowboy and a Roman
riding a hairless cat.
1061
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:10,666
What are the odds of--
1062
01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,458
Now for the final chord.
1063
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,750
Sic 'em.
1064
01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:39,291
Remember, team,
1065
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,041
it's not the size of the dog in the fight,
but the fight in the dog,
1066
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,583
and don't even notice
those dogs are humongous.
1067
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,041
I meant us dogs. We got a lot of fight.
Never mind. Let's go!
1068
01:00:49,875 --> 01:00:50,875
Bully!
1069
01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:19,000
Charge!
1070
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,958
Nice job, everyone,
we've got 'em on the ropes!
1071
01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:24,916
Spoke too soon!
1072
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,250
Yes, attack, my minions. Attack!
1073
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,416
There's too many of them,
and they just keep coming!
1074
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,666
Teddy!
1075
01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:02,541
This is why you never mess
with a Rough Rider! Joan, catch!
1076
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:07,041
I'm having a vision of me
smacking you with this flashlight!
1077
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,125
Laaa!
1078
01:02:11,416 --> 01:02:12,750
My eyes!
1079
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:17,458
Attila!
1080
01:02:19,291 --> 01:02:20,291
Sacagawea!
1081
01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:24,583
Nick, you're up!
1082
01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:27,833
Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.
1083
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,291
Come on, you lazy god.
1084
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:37,791
Destroy it all!
1085
01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:39,875
Okay, you asked for it.
1086
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:52,666
Wow. Glad I'm not on your bad side.
1087
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:56,875
And let's keep it that way!
No more calling me lazy! It's very mean.
1088
01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,250
All right, Nick, think.
1089
01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:10,083
If music brought them out,
maybe music can put them back.
1090
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:12,250
Cover me! I'm going for the tablet!
1091
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:15,000
Nick, no! It's too dangerous!
1092
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,791
I got us into this mess,
1093
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:21,541
and I'm gonna get us out.
1094
01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:23,125
Nick!
1095
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:25,875
Seriously? That was easy.
1096
01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,875
I'm not dead yet, Kahmunrah.
1097
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:31,375
Thanks to these inauthentic
Shoshone gift shop beads.
1098
01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,000
He's okay!
1099
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:52,083
Hey, Seth! Laser eyes are pointless
if you can't hit a target.
1100
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:55,375
How dare you? Watch and admire.
1101
01:03:55,458 --> 01:04:00,708
Concentrate. Control your breathing.
Visualize your target and shoot!
1102
01:04:06,666 --> 01:04:11,083
I used my god powers to defeat myself?
Who could have seen that coming?
1103
01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:14,583
Fine. Leave son of Larry…
1104
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:18,541
to me!
1105
01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,166
Oh, boy.
1106
01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:38,625
Okay,
the chords that released the army were,
1107
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,750
a D minor augmented seventh,
and an A half-diminished seventh,
1108
01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:42,916
and a C minor ninth.
1109
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,666
Maybe if I play them in reverse,
1110
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:46,375
the army will go back
to where it came from.
1111
01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,625
What are you doing? Get away from there!
1112
01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:54,916
Just two more.
1113
01:04:58,833 --> 01:05:00,375
That's quite enough!
1114
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:08,083
This is it, son of Larry.
The beginning of your end!
1115
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,083
Nick!
1116
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,375
Stay strong, everyone.
We must avenge Nicholas!
1117
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:27,875
-Wait a minute.
-Huh?
1118
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:31,916
I'm all right.
Thanks to Teddy's good luck charm.
1119
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,416
All according to plan!
1120
01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,208
Well, yeah, more or less.
1121
01:05:36,291 --> 01:05:39,291
I don't care how many times
you cheat death.
1122
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,791
Without these instructions,
1123
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,750
you'll never harness
the power of the tablet.
1124
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:47,666
Wait, maybe that's not the tablet I need.
1125
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,041
This is no time to check for fruit texts!
1126
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,416
What on earth are you doing?
1127
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,875
Ending this.
1128
01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:00,416
No!
1129
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,083
Nick, look out!
1130
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:17,708
If I'm going back, you're coming with me!
1131
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:21,666
Hey, I'm okay. Did we win?
1132
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,666
I am flying!
1133
01:06:31,541 --> 01:06:33,708
This is the end of the end!
1134
01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:37,791
Oh, no!
1135
01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,166
We got you, Nick.
1136
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:46,083
You'll regret this, son of Larry!
1137
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,750
The name's Nick. Nick Daley.
And I'm the new night guard.
1138
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:58,166
No!
1139
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,083
Looks like he's ancient history.
1140
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,500
I hate you so much sometimes.
1141
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,250
Run!
1142
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,333
Ouch.
1143
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,958
We did it, guys. We won.
1144
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:28,750
And we got the tablet.
1145
01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:33,750
Uh-oh. It's sunrise.
1146
01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:35,666
We're not gonna make it back in time.
1147
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,583
I'm afraid she's right. It's much too far.
1148
01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:42,458
Then, I guess this is au revoir.
1149
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,750
Although, technically,
that means "until I see you again,"
1150
01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:47,541
which is clearly not going to happen.
1151
01:07:47,625 --> 01:07:51,000
But at least I can say
I have friends like you.
1152
01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:58,166
Come on, guys,
there's gotta be something we can do.
1153
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,125
Don't worry about us, son.
1154
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,541
The important thing
is that you saved the world.
1155
01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:03,916
I'm so sorry.
1156
01:08:05,041 --> 01:08:06,791
I messed everything up.
1157
01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,791
I wish there was some way
1158
01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:11,916
this stupid tablet could magically
get us back to the museum.
1159
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Wait a minute.
1160
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:16,458
Maybe there is.
1161
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,208
MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
1162
01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:20,791
We're all going home together.
1163
01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:24,291
Genius, my boy. A portal to the museum!
1164
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:32,250
Boy, am I glad I gave you that poster.
1165
01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:33,958
Now, let's go home.
1166
01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:36,541
All right, tablet. Do your thing.
1167
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,875
-Come on now!
-Huzzah!
1168
01:08:59,416 --> 01:09:00,416
Laaa.
1169
01:09:01,666 --> 01:09:02,958
Rexy, we're home!
1170
01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,208
Heel, Rexy, heel!
1171
01:09:08,291 --> 01:09:09,625
I missed you too, big guy.
1172
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,750
We made it just in time.
1173
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,958
He said, "Thank you for saving us, Nick."
1174
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:23,416
"After putting us in terrible danger
in the first place."
1175
01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:27,375
Nick.
1176
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,750
Bye-bye, son of dada.
1177
01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:33,500
Laaa.
1178
01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:41,208
Nick, I had a vision again!
1179
01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:46,625
You will defeat Kahmunrah.
Or perhaps it was more of a memory.
1180
01:09:46,708 --> 01:09:49,125
In any event, it's been an honor.
1181
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,958
Heigh-ho, Jiji, away!
1182
01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,666
You did real good, partner.
1183
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:03,541
Nicholas, you would've made
a great commander in my day.
1184
01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:04,625
Giddyap, tiger!
1185
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,125
-Hey, Dad.
-Hey, Nicky.
1186
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,166
How'd your first night on the job go?
1187
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:17,750
You know, it was nothing special.
Kind of dull, really.
1188
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,166
Dull, was it?
1189
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,916
Okay, to be honest,
things got a little crazy, and-and I--
1190
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,166
Lawrence, you couldn't have found
a better man to replace you.
1191
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:27,208
He's a chip off the old block.
1192
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,916
Growing up among my people, the Shoshone,
1193
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,250
we learn at a young age
that we all have a brave spirit.
1194
01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:35,125
You just had to find yours.
1195
01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:36,458
Take care, Nick.
1196
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:38,583
You too.
1197
01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:41,583
Thank you for everything.
1198
01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:50,916
I'm proud of you, Nick.
1199
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,416
I don't know what happened tonight,
and frankly, I'm kind of afraid to ask,
1200
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,833
but it sounds like you did all right.
1201
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,958
Thanks, Dad.
1202
01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:59,875
I mean, the truth is,
I hit a few snags here and there,
1203
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:02,375
but it's not like
it was the "end of the world."
1204
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,333
Okay, maybe it was almost
the end of the world, but, like--
1205
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,541
I gotta go! Dr. McPhee's here.
1206
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:10,583
-Nick--
-Later!
1207
01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:13,708
On the phone, are we?
1208
01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:16,750
I hope the job's not interfering
with your personal life.
1209
01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:20,583
Hi, Dr. McPhee! What's-- What's good?
I was just--
1210
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:21,666
Not interested.
1211
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,208
Anyway, everything looks good.
1212
01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:26,458
No sign of mischief
or other teenage shenanigans.
1213
01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,208
You can go home now.
1214
01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:31,041
Wait a minute.
1215
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,375
What is that?
1216
01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:36,166
Look. It's a cute little kitty statue!
1217
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:40,083
Yeah! Yeah, I found it
when I was locking the loading dock
1218
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:41,416
like I was supposed to.
1219
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,625
Good find, Nick.
1220
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:46,083
I'll put it right here on your desk,
so you can look at it every night.
1221
01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:48,958
Gee, thanks.
1222
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:50,625
Now, if you'll excuse me,
1223
01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,708
I'm going to order some outfits
for my new little kitty.
1224
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,625
See you tonight, Rexy.
1225
01:12:00,625 --> 01:12:03,041
But first there's something I gotta do.
1226
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:13,708
Nick, you're back. What can I do for you?
1227
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,250
Look, Ms. Montefusco,
1228
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,375
I know you weren't a fan
of my first audition,
1229
01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:19,375
but I'm not giving up that easy.
1230
01:12:19,458 --> 01:12:22,375
Huh? What's happening?
1231
01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:24,250
I'm just asking for a second chance.
1232
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:26,875
So, before you kick me out,
just listen to this.
1233
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:30,583
Hit it, guys.
1234
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:01,750
Yeah!
1235
01:13:02,416 --> 01:13:03,708
Indeed!
1236
01:13:16,541 --> 01:13:17,625
Joan!
1237
01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:23,041
Come on, everyone. Let's conga!
1238
01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:24,708
This way!
1239
01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:25,833
That way!
1240
01:13:25,916 --> 01:13:28,375
-Laaa, this way!
-This way!
1241
01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:29,958
Dexter!