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A NETFLIX SERIES
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Goodbye, boss.
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Damn!
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A FEW DAYS EARLIER…
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HELL-BOIL SINNER COOKING BOILER REPAIRS
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Damn it. Kamil! Kamilek, can you hear me?
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Shit, you moron. You killed him. Kamil!
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Killed, right. I sprayed it
in his mouth for fun.
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This is a bug poison, man!
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What do you think we need these masks for?
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He's dead.
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Shit, why did I get you this job?
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I even vouched for you!
If I get fired, I'll knock your teeth out.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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DISINFECTION
DERATIZATION
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DELICIOUS VODKA
GARWOLIN
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Hey, give me a sip.
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Where am I? We've just played a concert.
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Crapcert. You had a dream
when you were unconscious.
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What a shame! It was fucking awesome!
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The club's sold out, the place is full,
we're rocking on the stage,
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and chicks in the front row
are showing their boobs.
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Eh, it'd be nice to play some art, right?
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Damn right!
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But metal won't cut it in hell.
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-Only disco polo.
-Fuck it, let's play for people.
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An entire tour.
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Are you crazy? Don't you remember
how it ended last time?
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We'll be careful.
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First of all, so that we don't get burnt,
one of us will always be sober.
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We'll draw who.
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Fuck, knowing my luck, it'll always be me.
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But a few beers to cheer up is okay?
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Come on, beer's not alcohol.
Of course it's okay. Cheers!
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My cheer now!
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But, guys, I already sold the drums.
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No problem, you can steal a third set.
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Hey, come on, let us in.
We have enough money to get in.
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There's no room. It's sold out.
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Fucking hell
Ajronwejder play
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Defekator, finish your beer and come out.
Can't you hear them?
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-You're meant to stay sober!
-Jesus, I'm not drinking.
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It's just a beer.
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Fucking hell
Ajronwejder play
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Those devil costumes are awesome.
Damn, they look real.
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They're so-so.
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They could be scarier to intimidate
on stage like Lady Gaga in her meat dress.
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We may be playing shitty
But who plays great nowadays?
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Our fans aren't picky
'Cause they listen to us drunk
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For that price
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Don't expect too much
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We play for a bottle
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As for me, it can be
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They're rocking it! Fucking awesome!
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Yeah, a great song!
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I meant it's fucking loud.
And the song is average.
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-You mean great?
-Of course I mean great. Cool!
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We may not play right
But at least we drink hard
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Our lyrics are about fuck-knows-what
It doesn't matter, I'm babbling anyway
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Free concert
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On the wall hangs such a sign
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We don't care about the money
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Beating the bar's record
Is the most important
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Ajronwejder
Our home is hell
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Like after spicy food
It burns like hell
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Spicy food and the devil
It's going to be hell
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Fucking awesome chorus
Four times hell
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Yeah! Next song in a second, but first…
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Cheers!
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Grzes, one of us was meant to be sober.
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Beer's not alcohol.
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And we're done playing.
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Follow me to the bar!
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Storm it like you storm
hairdressers before the lockdown.
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Damn it!
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Grzes, you're meant to stay sober!
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Easy, it's just beer.
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BEER
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Follow me! Let's go to town!
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-Shit, it's gonna get messy again.
-Yeah.
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Whatever happens, it's on Grzes.
He's meant to stay sober.
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You call this "taped over," moron?
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-The entire baseboard's covered in paint.
-I did it right. That's how you tape over.
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You should've been careful near the tape
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instead of rushing
like a moron on a highway.
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Also, there should be
dust sheets on the floor.
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What for? Domino is cheaper.
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Right, speaking of money--
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Quiet, Marcinek.
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Domino, turn it up.
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Participants of a concert
of the heavy metal band, Ajronwejder,
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first demolished the pub,
where the event was held,
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and then stormed into a nearby go-go club,
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where they became violent.
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Luckily, the participants
were fighting each other,
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and no bystanders were hurt.
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Two ambulances, which arrived
at the scene of the brawl, were damaged.
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Here is the footage from the club.
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Always and everywhere
The guards of hell will be fucked
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Always and every--
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Let's hope that
the band's next concert is calmer.
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Musicians styling themselves as devils
will perform tonight at the Lavatory club.
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These are the scoundrels
that once got me punched in the face.
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And they don't "style themselves."
They are devils.
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Boss?
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They have crossed the line.
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Okay, let's finish this and go.
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We're going to a concert tonight.
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LAVATORY
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For fuck's sake
How long do we have to stand?
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This is so cool!
There's twice as many people tonight.
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That means twice as much booze.
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I had a fucking brilliant idea, right?
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Sure as fuck!
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Hey, what the heck is this crap?
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Nonalcoholic?
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You said that beer's not alcohol.
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But nonalcoholic beer is not beer.
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We'll ask for normal ones later.
Now, let's play.
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We won't ask. We'll demand.
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And we're making changes.
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Whoever draws abstinence twice in a row
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drinks as normal the third time.
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Hey, why are we unplugged?
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Shit, I don't know any acoustic chords.
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Give us our ticket money back!
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Exactly, zero zloty!
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Told you to invest in a sound technician.
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I offer myself.
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Hands up! In Russian, hände hoch!
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Oh shit, it's this freak again. Let's go!
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Marcinek, the door!
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Done!
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Oh no, they took the van.
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I won't spare them.
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-I won't spare them.
-What are you gonna do?
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Didn't you see he had a gun?
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We're taking a security guard
to the next gig.
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Grzesiek, don't fucking tell me
you want to ask
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the one whose name
shouldn't be said for help.
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Nebulizator!
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He's here.
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Wait, don't go any closer.
He might accidentally tase us.
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Let's talk from here.
Hey, man! Long time no see!
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-He doesn't know you mean him.
-Damn.
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We're in the open field.
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Never mind. It's hit or miss.
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Hi, Nebulizator.
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Holy shit, did you see that?
Hey, Grzes, what's up?
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I have business to discuss.
How much do you make here?
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I'll say it this way. I can't complain.
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Although I have no reason
to be pleased either,
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but as the work, so the pay.
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-Llamas?
-Careful, they spit.
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Wouldn't an electric fence be better?
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Grzes, who have you brought?
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This land's perimeter
is two and a half thousand meters.
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And the wire costs 80 grosz per meter.
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So do the math of how much it would cost.
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A fortune! Add the electricity it eats up!
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That's why the landlord
hired me to keep watch.
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Because I'm cheaper
and almost as effective--
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Where are you going, you stupid animal?
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He was faster.
Oh, well, he won't eat it all.
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Out of curiosity, what's the job?
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We need a security guard at our gigs.
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It sounds like the perfect job for me.
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Unfortunately, I gave the landlord my word
that I would watch the lupines.
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And Nebulizator's word…
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Pardon. The word of Nebu…
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is worth more than money.
Out of curiosity, how much do you pay?
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Well, here's the catch. We don't pay,
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but there's free beer
for the band and crew at gigs.
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Beer is not alcohol.
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And vodka.
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-Not many people.
-They'll come if we start playing. Hit it.
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Uh-oh!
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And now say goodbye to--
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-Domino, why the checkers?
-Relax, boss, I'm good at it.
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They don't stand a chance.
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I'm out of ammunition.
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No sport shoes allowed!
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It's as hard as a teenager's dick.
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Give me that!
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Goodbye, boss.
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Fuck.
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That's enough. Sit down and fight!
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Which one? I choose white.
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Did you see that? Like in shit!
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"Like in shit"! That's good!
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What's happened?
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This moron sprayed insect killer
before we got to put our masks on.
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What? So these concerts were just a dream?
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And we didn't defeat that exorcist at all?
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What a shame! Wait, I have an idea.
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Oh, shit! Kamil, put the spray down,
or I'm gonna kick your ass…
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THE END
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Ajronwejder
Our home is hell
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Like after spicy food
It burns like hell
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Spicy food and the devil
It's going to be hell
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Fucking awesome chorus
Four times hell
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Subtitle translation by:
Agnieszka Czarnecka