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NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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He lived the life he could afford...
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...and since he wasn't able
to afford much, he had to borrow.
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His life came to an end
in a borrowed Opel...
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That was a brand new car.
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Only 15 years old, and made in December.
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So kind of like 14 years old.
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Who will give me my money back?
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Although he was driving only
a little bit over the speed limit,
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the car squeezed into a sanitation truck
like a thong inside the a--
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I meant inside the black hole.
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Come on! I find this offensive!
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This is how you end up
when your brakes are air locked
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and your car inspection sticker is fake.
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Even if I did bribe the guy, so what?
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Only a loser would fix stuff
if the car's still running.
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May you rest in peace, our brother Andrew!
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In the name of the Father,
the Son and so on... Good bye.
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Boss, what about my--
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Silence! I'm feeding myself!
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Forgive me boss for speaking,
but when will I be allowed to eat?
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Muddy, am I your servant or are you mine?
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Haven't you learned yet?
You eat when I'm done eating.
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Take it easy.
The widow is arriving any minute,
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and when she's mourning her husband,
I will be feasting.
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Though how long is this wake
going to take? Wait. Finally!
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What's this guy doing here?
Look at that slutty bitch!
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Her husband's body is not even cold yet,
and she's with another dude.
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Whatever.
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Come on, man? Are you kidding me?
She's not sorry for this one either?
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Too bad then.
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Shoot the crossbow like a slingshot!
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We're outta here! I've got a plan. Go!
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Hold on, boss.
You're not an angel... anymore.
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MINI LAS VEGAS CAFE
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Envy causes the greatest suffering.
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And the strongest envy known to mankind
is the envy of neighbors.
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It only takes a little help
to be granted to one of the parties,
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to make the envy even more powerful.
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Whoosh!
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Oh shit...
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Where did you
get those pretty wheels from?
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One's making money, one can afford!
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If I see any one of those shitheads
enter my property,
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I swear I will shoot every single one!
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He's a thief!
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What a piece of shit.
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Damn Judas...
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He got that car out of spite...
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It made my heart hurt...
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And of course he had to buy
a diesel model...
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Purr!
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This is what I call a feast.
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I'm a genius.
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Muddy, I'm about to take a shit.
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He's hiding it in the garage, smart ass.
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I'm not going for it.
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Bon appetit.
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Well, I think I'm actually done.
Hurry up! We're leaving.
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We'll be back tomorrow. And hop--
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Let me teach you a lesson, motherfucker.
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You'll see that Seat of yours
come out of your ass.
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I hope it was at least damaged.
I mean it must've been damaged.
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Obviously, it's a used car.
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Hopefully it will break into pieces
the minute you drive out of the gate.
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And to make sure I'm gonna scatter
some sharp nails over there, just in case.
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Stefan! Get up, quickly!
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I've just had the most beautiful dream.
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Not only did Wiechlina
smash his car into a tree,
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but they also took his license
for driving while drunk.
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Wipe that smirk off your face. Look.
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They're doing a renovation and installing
a satellite dish on the roof, too.
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Don't tell me they've also
bought a new TV set...
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Oh my dear Lord Jesus, Halinka...
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Mister, I don't want this
clown to fall from the roof!
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That'd be a tiny loss.
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I'm not worrying about him
but about the antenna.
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You heard that, Domino?
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If you break that dish I swear
you'll never get paid again!
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And you'll have to pay for the damage!
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Easy, boss. I'm not gonna break it.
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Besides, how would I pay
if I don't have any money?
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Now, a zip-tie instead of a screw...
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One will do it.
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And instead of an antenna cable,
since we've got to save on supplies,
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we're gonna use a regular cable...
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What's going on up there?
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-Jesus...
-Come on! Jesus?
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-I thought it was the antenna falling.
-It's ready. You can tune in the channels.
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At last! Grażynka, turn the TV on!
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Things are not good, boss.
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You're right. Things aren't good.
They're fucking awesome!
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Sweet Jesus, Muddy.
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I've had so much food...
Like auntie Christy at a wedding.
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So, perhaps we can leave now?
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Wait a minute. It's gotta settle in a bit.
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Holy moly!
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Don't move, motherfuckers!
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Or my noisy friend here
is gonna shit lead all over you!
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You silly little man!
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We, the grim slurpalphases, are immortal!
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That toy of yours can
only kill my servant!
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Thanks, boss...
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Boss, I need to confess
something to you before I die...
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Actually I never fed myself your feces...
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I would secretly burry them
and then order pizza...
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But always with seafood toppings
which are like the worst shit.
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Good bye...
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You son of a bitch!
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Forgive me, but my neighbor
promised to pay me good money
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if I make sure good things
stop happening to Wiechlina.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Where did you get the money
for pizza from, you son of a bitch?
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The mother fucker made a hole in my head!
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What will I look like from now on?
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Magic!
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Off you go!
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Fire!
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Ha ha! And what about now?
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Oh no, not the lasso.
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Let go, I can't do the magic!
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Domino, now!
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LAWN MOWING
CHEAP PRICES
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Fucking shitheads.
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I'd actually be happy.
It's supposed to bring good luck.
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I doubt it.
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What I'm about to do
is the exact opposite of happiness.
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What now, boss?
How will we kill him if he's immortal?
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He can't be killed with a shovel
or even with a machine gun.
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He's getting his power
from human misfortune,
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but he will die if you cut off his food.
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Ha ha, you fools!
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I'm not sure you noticed,
but I've been feeding myself so much
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it'll be enough for a few hundred years!
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Chill out, fatso!
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We're going to apply
an accelerated weight loss diet.
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Marcinek, hold this!
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Your overdue salary.
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What? But... damn it... thank you!
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Hey, what are you up to?
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Boss, it's too much. Three hundred over.
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It's the right amount.
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-You've just got a raise!
-Oh man, really?
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Thank you!
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You sneaky bastard!
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I get it now!
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The grim slurpalphas is loosing force
when someone's happy!
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-He'll be gone in a few minutes.
-Wait...
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The kid is just pretending.
He's not happy at all! I'm fine!
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What? You're not happy?
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Boss, I've never been happier in my life!
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Marcinek's happy, but for you boss,
giving up so much money
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is like a confirmation
for Antichristosaur.
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-You cancel each other out.
-The dumb ass is right.
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OK, Marcinek, lend me a hundred for booze
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and stay here all happy.
It should be over by the morning.
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What? No! Come back here! Do you hear me?
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Come back! Fuck, he's gone!
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OK kid, listen...
Why are you so happy, moron?
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You get your salary
every month, don't you?
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I don't... I don't.
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Fucking shit...
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THE END