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NETFLIX 影集

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老大，永別了

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糟糕！

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（幾天前）

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劇名：鐵武士樂團

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（地獄火爐，罪人爐維修服務）

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可惡，卡米爾！

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你聽得到嗎？

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你這個白痴，你殺了卡米爾！

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我才沒殺他

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只是打趣往他嘴裡噴而已

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老兄，這罐可是殺蟲劑！

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不然你覺得我們為何要戴口罩？

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他死了

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可惡，我幹嘛找你來打工？

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甚至還替你擔保！

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如果我被開除，我會打斷你的牙齒

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等等，我有個好主意

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（消毒、滅鼠）

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（美味伏特加，加爾沃林產）

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給我來一口

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我在哪裡？

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我們才剛開完演唱會耶

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狗屁演唱會，你只是在昏迷時做了夢

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真可惜！那是場超完美的演唱會！

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門票全數售罄、場地爆滿

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我們稱霸了整個舞台

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況且前排的美女們各個袒胸露背

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哎，如果能搞點藝術就好了，對吧？

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你說的沒錯！

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可惜地獄不接受重金屬樂

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只能跳迪斯可

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管他的，我們可以為人類表演

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舉辦巡迴演唱會

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你瘋了嗎？

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難道你忘記上次發生什麼事？

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這次小心一點就好

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首先，為了大家的安危

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我們之中必須有一人保持清醒

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用抽籤決定

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該死，八成又會抽到我

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應該可以喝幾杯啤酒助興吧？

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拜託，啤酒算什麼？

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當然沒問題，我敬你！

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換我喝一口！

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不過各位，我已經把鼓轉賣了

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沒關係，你再偷第三架就好

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拜託讓我們進去，我們的錢夠買門票

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（票價：0元）

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裡面沒有空位，門票賣完了

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（鐵武士樂團）

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去他媽的地獄，鐵武士樂團快表演

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笨蛋，啤酒喝完快滾出來

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你沒聽到觀眾的呼喊嗎？

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而且你應該保持清醒！

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夠了，我又沒買醉

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只是喝瓶啤酒

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…去他媽的地獄，鐵武士樂團快表演

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他們的惡魔服好屌，看起來超逼真！

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這樣還好吧，可以更嚇人

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比不上女神卡卡用生肉裝震撼全場

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也許我們彈得很糟
但現在誰又有實力？

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我們的歌迷不挑剔
因為喝醉後才聽歌

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想想這種票價，別抱太多期待

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一瓶酒就能換我們的表演

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在我看來，這很划算

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他們表演的超棒！太屌了！

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對啊，真是首好歌！

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我是說音樂超大聲，歌曲超普通

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-你很喜歡的意思嗎？
-那當然！有夠讚！

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我們也許會彈錯，但酒絕對不少喝

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我們的歌詞沒意義
也不重要，我只是隨便唱

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免費的演唱會

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牆上的海報這樣寫

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我們不在乎金錢

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只想打破酒吧紀錄

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鐵武士樂團，我們來自地獄

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就像吃太辣，腸胃會燒的像地獄

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惡魔加辣椒，這就是地獄

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這副歌超級屌，四重地獄

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好！下一首歌馬上開始

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不過首先

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乾杯！

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格雷斯，我們之中
要有人保持清醒才對

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啤酒才不算酒

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於是我們沒戲唱了

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跟著我朝吧檯進攻！

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就像封城前，你們攻佔理髮廳那樣！

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我的天啊！

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格雷斯，你應該要保持清醒！

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別緊張，只是啤酒

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跟我來！我們去狂歡吧！

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-該死，又要亂成一團了
-對啊

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不管怎樣，都是格雷斯要負責

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他應該要保持清醒

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蠢蛋，你膠帶是怎麼貼的？

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踢腳板都沾滿油漆了！

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我沒做錯，膠帶就該這樣貼

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黏貼膠帶的時候，一定要很細心

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不能學那些在高速公路上
橫衝直撞的白癡

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而且地上應該要舖防塵布

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為什麼？

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達米樂比較便宜

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-對了，說到錢…
-安靜點，馬辛

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達米樂，電視轉大聲點

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參與重金屬“鐵武士樂團”
演唱會的群眾

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摧毀了舉辦表演的酒吧

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隨後衝入鄰近的鋼管舞廳

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將舞廳變成了暴力現場

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幸好，暴動群眾僅互相攻擊

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並無旁觀者受傷

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兩輛救護車抵達現場後，也慘遭破壞

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以下是酒吧外的監視器畫面

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無論何時何地，地獄警衛都討人厭

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無論何時何地…

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希望他們的下一場演出能較為平靜

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偽裝成惡魔的樂團

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今晚將在“便所酒吧”表演

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那些是曾經害我被揍的無賴們

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而且根本不是“偽裝”

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他們本身就是惡魔

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老大？

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他們越線了

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好吧，快把這些做完走人

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我們今晚要去聽演唱會

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（便所酒吧）

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受不了，我們還要站多久？

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太酷了！今晚的觀眾整個翻倍！

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這代表我們可以喝兩倍的酒

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我超聰明的，對吧？

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一點也沒錯！

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喂！這是什麼鬼東西？

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無酒精？

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你自己說啤酒不算酒啊

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但無酒精啤酒不是啤酒！

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待會再幫你點正常的，我們先上場吧

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我才不點餐，我要他們提供

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而且我們需要改變規則

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連續抽到兩次禁酒的人

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第三次就該正常喝

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什麼？樂器怎麼沒插電？

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可惡，我不會彈木吉他耶

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把票錢退給我們！

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沒錯，你們收的零元！

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我早說過要請一位音效師

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我自願加入

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舉起雙手！別讓我說第二次！

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可惡，又是這個怪胎

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我們走！

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馬辛，大門！

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好了！

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糟糕，他們開車走了

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我不會放過他們

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我不會放過他們

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你能做什麼？

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你沒看到他有槍嗎？

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我們下一場表演一定要帶保鑣

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格雷斯，別說你打算去找

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那個不能說出名字的人幫忙

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那布里札托！

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他在那邊

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等等，別再靠近了
以防不小心被他電到

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我們就在這裡講

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老兄，好久不見！

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他不知道你在跟他打招呼

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可惡

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這裡地太大

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算了，冒險一下吧

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哈囉，那布里札托

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媽媽咪呀，你有看到嗎？

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格雷斯，你好啊

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我想和你談件事
你在這裡能賺多少錢？

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我只能告訴你

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沒必要抱怨

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雖然也沒什麼讓人滿意的地方

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不過做多少事，就領多少錢囉

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-這是羊駝？
-小心點，牠們愛吐口水

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這裡為什麼不用電子圍欄？

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格雷斯，你帶了什麼人來？

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這塊地的周長是2500公尺

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電子圍欄1公尺就要0.8元

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你算算需要多少費用

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好大一筆錢！

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還要再加上電費

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所以地主才會請我來看守

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因為我比較便宜，而且功能幾乎相同

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臭羊駝，你想去哪？

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牠跑得比較快

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算了，反正不會吃光光

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純粹好奇，是什麼工作？

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我們的演唱會需要警衛

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聽起來非常適合我

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但很可惜

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我向地主保證會照顧他的魯冰花

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況且那布里札托的承諾…

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不好意思，我本人的承諾…

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比金錢更重要

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不過我好奇，薪水是多少？

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這就是重點，我們不支薪，不過！

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表演樂團跟工作人員

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可以無限暢飲啤酒

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啤酒不算酒

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也有伏特加

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（警衛）

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人不多耶

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表演開始人就會出現了，開始吧！

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糟糕！

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你們準備好說再見…

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達米樂，你幹嘛拿棋盤？

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老大別擔心，我很厲害

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他們贏不了我們的

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彈藥用完了

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不准穿運動鞋進場！

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這跟青少年的老二一樣硬！

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拿來！

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老大，永別了

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糟糕！

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我受夠了，你給我坐下來對戰！

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你要哪個？我選白色

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你有看到嗎？他簡直像踩到大便！

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“像踩到大便”，這超好笑！

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怎麼回事？

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這個白痴在我們戴上口罩前

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就開始噴殺蟲劑

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什麼？所以那些演唱會都只是夢？

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我們也還沒打敗驅魔狂人？

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太可惜了！

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等等，我有個好點子

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天啊，卡米爾！

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快放下噴槍，不然我會踹你屁股…

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（結束）

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鐵武士樂團，我們來自地獄

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就像吃太辣，腸胃會燒的像地獄

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惡魔加辣椒，這就是地獄

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這副歌超級屌，四重地獄

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字幕翻譯：樓艾苓