1 00:00:06,459 --> 00:00:12,376 NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:23,376 TWO-BARREL BILL 3 00:00:34,209 --> 00:00:35,293 That's her. 4 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:36,918 A real beauty. 5 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:40,334 Imagine Simon's face when he sees us drive her into Hell. 6 00:00:40,418 --> 00:00:43,709 I mean his ass, because he'll shit all over himself out of envy. 7 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,876 Luki, wait. I don't get it. 8 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:50,584 If we're about to steal a car, why don't we find something better 9 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:53,043 than a Daewoo Nubira, like an Audi? 10 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:54,793 -Audi shmaudi. -Why? 11 00:00:54,876 --> 00:00:59,126 First thing I'll do when I get back to hell, I will swear at my mom. 12 00:00:59,209 --> 00:01:01,709 No way this jerk is my brother. 13 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:04,626 First of all, do you know it's a high maintenance car? 14 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:08,876 A replacement part for an Audi costs... I don't know, hell of a lot, 15 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,876 while you can get cheap parts for a Nubira at any junkyard. 16 00:01:12,501 --> 00:01:14,834 -And secondly? -And secondly... 17 00:01:15,501 --> 00:01:16,418 -Let's go! -Yeah! 18 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:19,376 Get going or there will be a third. A fist punch, this time. 19 00:01:26,501 --> 00:01:28,876 -Oh Jesus... -Shh, Luki! 20 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:54,751 Damn birch tree pollen. I'm more allergic to that than to holy water. 21 00:01:58,626 --> 00:02:01,293 OK Barnaba, now quiet... 22 00:02:03,043 --> 00:02:05,418 Achoo! Fucking shit! 23 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,876 What's going here? It's you again? 24 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:14,459 Correct, I told you we'd be back! 25 00:02:14,543 --> 00:02:17,709 This time we've got the driver's license. 26 00:02:18,376 --> 00:02:22,626 Get the dog, go back inside, open the gate 27 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,293 and nobody's gonna get hurt. 28 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:27,709 Gypsy! 29 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:35,584 Barnaba, show him what you can do! 30 00:02:49,626 --> 00:02:51,543 We've got a radio here. 31 00:02:51,626 --> 00:02:54,751 Fuck the panel, you can push the buttons with a match... 32 00:02:55,334 --> 00:02:56,459 Voila! 33 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,209 What's wrong with the gate? Blink the lights! Maybe he forgot. 34 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:07,043 Not so fast! 35 00:03:09,209 --> 00:03:12,626 Damn, Barni, give me the knife! I'll handle this! 36 00:03:18,126 --> 00:03:21,293 Come on, Barnaba, we're brothers. This isn't right. 37 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,293 Finished. You owe me 200. 38 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,584 I don't know what's up with this brand. 39 00:03:31,668 --> 00:03:34,626 It attracts evil like my wife attracts calories 40 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:38,584 As for the payment, I've got no cash. 41 00:03:38,668 --> 00:03:42,876 Not even a penny, but I can offer something else-- 42 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:59,459 Don't you even think about it. 43 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:54,376 Damn, I'm out of ammo. 44 00:05:14,251 --> 00:05:16,168 Too bad for you. 45 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:20,834 Wanted to finish you off and spare you the suffering, but sorry, got no ammo. 46 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:25,251 Well then, time for me to go. 47 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,459 That's how I got the scar on my belly. 48 00:05:41,543 --> 00:05:45,293 No one has heard of the Two-Barrel Bill every since. 49 00:05:45,376 --> 00:05:47,501 Up until today... 50 00:05:47,584 --> 00:05:52,168 With all due respect boss, but you're just full of shit. 51 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,709 Sure one can figure out the car make from the tire tracks, 52 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:59,209 but these tires are as bald as a priest-eater's balls. 53 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:02,376 And this is exactly how I know it's a Nubira. 54 00:06:02,459 --> 00:06:05,959 -Maybe those were racing slicks? -Never seen ones with wires hanging out. 55 00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:06,876 Let's go! 56 00:06:10,876 --> 00:06:14,626 By the way, what's the difference between a priest-eater and a crossophobe? 57 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:15,626 I never know. 58 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,001 The priest-eater has a small dick but his balls are normal size. 59 00:06:19,084 --> 00:06:21,376 The crossophobe, however, has got a smaller dick. 60 00:06:21,459 --> 00:06:24,251 -What about the balls? -It depends. They're usually small. 61 00:06:24,334 --> 00:06:25,501 This way! 62 00:06:26,459 --> 00:06:29,376 OK, you paid for the previous round, and I was drinking. 63 00:06:29,459 --> 00:06:32,293 So now the other way, I'll be drinking, and you'll be paying. 64 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:35,001 All right, sounds fair. 65 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:38,543 Here's the thing, though... I've run out of money. 66 00:06:38,626 --> 00:06:42,043 No problem, Krzychu! This is what friends are for. 67 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:46,043 -I'll lend you some. -Thanks, you're a true friend. 68 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:49,376 I'll pay you back with interest. 40 percent, to be exact. 69 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:51,459 Bartender! Another round! 70 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:54,501 Hands up! It's a robbery! 71 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:07,626 Nobody moves and nobody's gonna get hurt. Except the one over there. 72 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:18,709 First... a round on me for everybody! 73 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:20,543 Hooray! Bravo! 74 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:24,751 That's it. A shot for everyone and two for me. 75 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:26,209 Hence the nickname. 76 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:30,334 Bingo! His car! 77 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:35,043 Nice ride! And they say crime doesn't pay! 78 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:38,918 Not bad! 220 mph. 79 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,126 Or is this voltage? It doesn't matter. 80 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:45,793 The radio's got no panel, but you can push the buttons with a match stick. 81 00:07:45,876 --> 00:07:49,959 Back in hell I would've paid a fortune for wheels like that... 82 00:07:50,043 --> 00:07:53,084 But the boss said the Nubira was burgundy, 83 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:56,668 and this one is black as hell. And all tuned up. 84 00:07:56,751 --> 00:08:00,293 He must've repainted it. He had three years for his amateur tuning. 85 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:03,543 Amateur or not, at least it's running, unlike our piece of junk. 86 00:08:03,626 --> 00:08:05,876 You fucked up the starter! 87 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:09,126 You're the one telling me to keep rolling it on for half an hour! 88 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:12,626 Forget about the truck and focus on the action. 89 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:16,543 If things work out, we'll bury the Two-Barrel Bill 90 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,584 and get the keys to this baby. 91 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:22,543 Kill two birds with one stone! 92 00:08:22,626 --> 00:08:24,126 Listen up... 93 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:28,043 -Cheers! -Double cheers! 94 00:08:29,501 --> 00:08:30,376 Aah! 95 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,834 Bartender! Another round! 96 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:34,876 Hooray! 97 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:38,543 Mr. Bill, allow me to point out the bill is now over 500. 98 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:42,418 You need to pay it before you order another one. 99 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:44,126 I'm sorry, but these are our rules 100 00:08:44,209 --> 00:08:48,376 And my rules say that when somebody interrupts me while drinking... 101 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:51,918 that somebody is going to lose his life. 102 00:08:52,001 --> 00:08:56,668 So, pour me, unless you want me to make another shithole in your head. 103 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,043 -OK, I'll do it. -Hooray! 104 00:08:59,126 --> 00:09:02,376 -No need to be so upset. -Call the escort service! 105 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,876 Get the girls. Two for me! 106 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,376 Hence the nickname. 107 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:10,376 -Should I say it's for a demon? -Yes. For a sex demon. 108 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:14,376 They can send over the cheap ones. I'm not picky. 109 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:18,501 East or West, the local bar's the best! 110 00:09:18,584 --> 00:09:21,751 Dad, let's go back home, please. You've had enough. 111 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:24,459 I'll decide when I've had enough! 112 00:09:24,543 --> 00:09:25,751 Let's go. 113 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:30,209 And this lock pick like a tiny little wiener, 114 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,001 by which I mean a normal one. 115 00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:34,251 Here, here and there... 116 00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:37,626 On the floor! 117 00:09:37,709 --> 00:09:40,668 Bartender! Vodka for me and my son! 118 00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:44,126 Dad, I'm not even 18 yet. 119 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,751 I was counting on it. I'll drink yours. 120 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:47,876 Stop! 121 00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:50,751 Take it away. 122 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,709 -Today it's on me! -But I'm the one who's paying... 123 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,959 In this case, the pleasure is mine. 124 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,418 Shh... 125 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,209 And to my son! 126 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:14,543 And now... 127 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,543 Hands up, Two-Asshole Bill! 128 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:20,876 Ha ha ha! 129 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:23,043 The vodka's messed up your mind. 130 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:26,543 You'll be dead before you know it. 131 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,543 Farewell! 132 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,709 -What is it? -Looking for something, crossophobe? 133 00:10:31,376 --> 00:10:33,209 You've got a tiny one yourself... 134 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:35,793 Ready, I'll see you in-- 135 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,959 Go get them! 136 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:41,626 No one is shooting our benefactor! 137 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:54,293 You're not lucky my weapons got lost somewhere during the fight, 138 00:10:54,376 --> 00:10:57,376 'cause now you're about to be hung! 139 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,918 We're goners... 140 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:04,459 Domino, you were my best buddy, 141 00:11:04,543 --> 00:11:07,959 and you, boss, you were my... boss. 142 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,043 If this how it ends, then let me say this: 143 00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:14,793 maybe I never got laid, but it was still worth it. 144 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:18,376 So let me say this: if we get out of this alive, 145 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:21,959 you'll be getting a raise, Marcinek. 146 00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,834 And you, Domino, will start to get paid a little something. 147 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,793 Shut up! No time to spare! 148 00:11:26,876 --> 00:11:30,501 We've got a shitload of vodka to drink! Who wants to kick the chair? 149 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:32,626 -Me! -I'm about to kick you! 150 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,126 Uh-oh... 151 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:37,626 -Bye bye... -Good night... 152 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:41,751 What did I tell you? You're supposed to go home straight from work. 153 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,959 -Come on, Jadzia... -Don't Jadzia me, go home! 154 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:47,709 Wait a moment, what's going on here? 155 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,543 -Ouch. -Shut up or I'll slap you again. 156 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,126 Oh no, no broad is gonna-- 157 00:11:55,334 --> 00:11:56,459 Good bye... 158 00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:58,709 Let's go! 159 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:01,584 That's what you call luck! 160 00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:03,918 You promised, boss! 161 00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:08,501 OK, I was kidding! 162 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:13,043 THE END 163 00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:20,334 Subtitle translation by Lukas Bulka