NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Rysiek!
A BABY FROM HELL
Rysiek!
Your husband is really a light weight drinker. Rysiek!
Cheers!
Gotta wizz. Take care of sausages, Sylwia.
Hi, handsome, are you alone?
I'm done, woman. Wanna ride me to death?! I gotta have a smoke anyway!
Rysiek... I'm pregnant.
Well, let's find out the sex of your baby...
Is everything fine, doc?
Sure... It's a boy. Thank you for coming.
A boy! Did you hear that, Jowita? A son!
Nurse, speculum please.
-Here it is. -Thanks.
Let's see what we've got here...
What the heck?!
Is something wrong?
Not sure... A paw reached out and grabbed the speculum.
-Dr. Tom, have you been drinking again? -What? No!
I mean I have! But I'm sure what I saw.
-So you have been drinking?! -Come on, just a few shots.
I'm a big man.
Can I have one?
-Just to calm me down. -Rysiek!
See? Even if I wanted to share,
and I don't, since there's not much left, I couldn't.
Well, the speculum is gone, so I'll do it with my bare hands...
-Aah! -Fuckin' shit!
I'll be back, mommy!
Boner, you moron,
why the hell did you bring this dead priest-eater in here?
For the primo secundo, I thought you'd be interested,
and for the secundo tertio, he's not dead, just out cold.
If he was just out cold, he wouldn't have made a mess.
Dead, his sphincter relaxed.
Get him out of my desk!
Wait a minute! The moron was right! He's not dead at all.
And he keeps on shitting! On purpose!
Stop shooting, you're gonna kill the archbishop!
Boner, you idiot, you're gonna hurt someone!
Don't do anything, I'll take care of it!
Boner, do something!
Make up your mind, finally!
He's bitten me! Hurry up!
Stop moving! I can't aim!
Are you telling me you actually wanna shoot?!
Your excellency, take the shotgun from him before someone gets hurt!
OK, let's deal with it the way real men do.
-With a shot of vodka! -Did somebody say vodka?
Just kidding.
Let's fight!
Not only did you interrupt my meal,
you also made me wanna have some vodka!
I'm gonna kill ya!
Well, he was very lucky I didn't punch him back.
He pissed me off! I wanted to punch him really hard. He would've been hurt badly.
Stop beating about the bush! Take me to the hospital!
I need a tetanus shot. I bet he wasn't immunized.
For God's sake, Boner, who taught you how to drive?!
A friend. The same person who taught me how to shoot.
Anyway, how was I supposed to know you had a broken car?
I wanted to slow down. A normal car chokes up when you speed up.
-It's rather empty today. -Hello! Is anybody there?
Be quiet, you're gonna wake up the patients.
Come on, it's not a library!
Ring, ring, damn it!
You've got an incoming patient.
Customer service sucks here even more than at our company.
Drunk or not, I'm always at my desk. And there's nobody here.
You know what? Thanks for the lift, but here's some money for a cab.
Just go back to your trailer, I'll do it alone.
Did you fart?
I did, but I also heard a scream.
We gotta check it out. Something bad is going on here.
-The fuck-- -Ahem!
What the fuzz fucking happened here? Somebody's birthday party?
No, it was something else. No puke in the toilets.
I told you. Something's wrong!
It doesn't mean anything. Maybe the janitor's off duty.
OK, If you say so. It's fishy.
Look over here!
Holy moly, look!
I get it. A gathering of menstruating broads.
We'd better not enter.
-It's not a safe place for men. -Get your weapons ready, we're going in.
Yummy, fresh meat! You're welcome to join!
Thanks, no need for cutlery!
You'd sooner defeat poverty in Africa than me!
Freeze!
You've got no chance against that dork.
I have a plan. To the operating room, quickly!
I know what you've been up to.
You wanna get wasted this one last time.
I didn't know that side of you, but I do like the idea
Sanitizing alcohol's the best. Cheers.
You're the worst bum I've ever seen!
-Thanks a lot! -Grab a syringe with Demerol!
Get ready for the attack! I can't handle the doors for long!
I've been waiting for this moment since I was born!
So, not too long. Doesn't matter, the point is I lived to see it.
Phew, we did it! We won!
We will be sure only if we cut his head off.
Thanks God I've found a tetanus shot. We gotta tell the chief of police.
But if you think I'd let you bring this crap into the car, then you're wrong.
If you think I actually do care... Well, then you're right.
Come on, such a nice trophy to hang on the wall.
Did I make it?
Oh no! You killed my baby!
He was supposed to inherit the farm from me!
Holy cow, we need to take of this one, too!
I know, I'm just trying to find an entertaining way to do it!
I got it!
Perfect... Maybe I'll get one too.
Give me the poster, no time to waste! He's about to find us.
Hey? Hello?
If I were you, I'd leave the hideout and let me kill you!
There's nothing to wait for!
But your wish is my command.
I'm gonna find you anyway, no need to rush!
I've got plenty of time! Almost the whole night.
Farmer's market opens no earlier than 5 a.m.
Hey, and what's that?
Enema - improves digestion and mood.
Self-service.
I'd be crazy not to get in on it.
He's taken the bait.
Nice and useful.
The nice part is kinda obvious.
And useful, because it's supposed to improve something.
So, let's do it!
Burns a little... Must be hot water...
Oh fuck, it scorches! But I can take it!
-Are you sure? -What?
You Judases!
We did it!
I don't like you, but I have to admit,
sometimes your ideas are pretty good. Okay, we can go back.
What are you doing?
THE END