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NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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THE ANGEL WINGS

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Ready. What now?

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Look, Remas, in order to get to hell,
people need to sin,

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and me
as the Lord of the Kingdom of Darkness

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have to set an example
and sin all the time.

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An evil deed can be a rape, for instance.

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Oh, damn. What is your wickedness
planning to do?

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Self-abuse! I'll go hard against myself.

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-So what's that camera for?
-Why won't we make money on it?

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So many perverts
would pay for such a tape.

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Fuck off, I don't have time.

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Boner? This exorcist is your old man?

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Yeah, right.

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I'm telling you. Why do you think
I'm growing up so fast?

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I'm not even one year old
and I look like a man.

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I guess it makes sense.

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Apparently for the devil-human crossover
time runs 20 times faster.

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You see? Just don't tell anyone.
I'd be screwed down in hell.

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Come on, Roman. Give up my own buddy?

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Never in my life! And surely not for free.

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You dick, how could you turn me in?!
I thought we were friends!

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Of course, we are, I'm not mad at you.

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Exactly the opposite.
Twenty bucks don't grow on trees.

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<i>Raus!</i>

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Come in!

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Boss, I've got news...

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-Son of a bitch. Start with the bad one.
-Both are good.

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Seriously? So what are you waiting for?!

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This Bober dude has a son
and we know where he is.

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What are you talking about?!

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Let's kidnap him and use as bait.
What's the other one?

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-We've got him.
-What?!

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Shit's about to fly!

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It's the devil, isn't it?

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Actually half devil, half human.

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It turns out that Bomber
inseminated one of the devil women.

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Uh-huh... never mind.
What matters is that it's a son.

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Since we've got the camera set up,
let's make a video

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and send it to his old man.

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Too bad I don't have another tape.

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That self-abuse shit didn't
work out anyway. I started to like it.

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Let's record it over that one.

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Two medium orders.

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For me one Boryna Toi Toi with pepperoni,

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for Domino Boryna in Baltic with pineapple

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and a large Meat Tsunami for the boss...

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Yes, with extra.

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Thanks, see ya.

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Fuckin' awesome.

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Let's play PS2!

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We're not gonna eat it hot,
let's wait till it gets cold.

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When you're playing FIFA,
nothing tastes better than a cold pizza.

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You're right about that.
Except for one thing.

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-What?
-Pineapple on pizza?

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It's like herpes on your cock.

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Herpes or no herpes,
I'd never put it into my mouth.

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Never again I'll eat this kids' stuff.

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One thing is sure.

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Fried potato wedges, onions
and sausages – that's real food.

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So fast? That's what you call
express delivery!

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Why are you so happy?
You need to give a tip.

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A package for Mr. Bogdan Boren.

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-Pizza?
-No, a package.

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-Did you order something?
-Why would I order anything?

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I got a liquor store
open 24/7 across the street.

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Open it up!

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It's a tape.

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<i>Hell, yeah!</i>

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<i>-Hold on!</i>
<i>-What is it?</i>

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<i>Nothing. Sorry, I thought</i>
<i>I forgot to press record again.</i>

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<i>You can speak now.</i>

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<i>Hell, yeah!</i>

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<i>So, exorcist Bonker,</i>
<i>got a surprise for you!</i>

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<i>Do you recognize him?</i>

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<i>Correct, it's your bastard son.</i>

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<i>Now listen carefully.</i>
<i>I won't say it the third time.</i>

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<i>The first time Remas</i>
<i>didn't push the record button.</i>

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<i>You'll do what I say, or...</i>

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<i>Oops, sorry, I wanted to get Remas.</i>

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<i>Too bad. The kid's gonna die, anyway!</i>

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<i>First things first.</i>

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<i>It was a mere misunderstanding that got me</i>
<i>expelled to Hell a long time ago.</i>

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<i>Turned out alright for me.</i>
<i>I became the king of Hell,</i>

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<i>but I cut my wings off in anger</i>
<i>and threw them to the dumpster.</i>

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<i>You can figure it out</i>
<i>just by looking at me. I can afford it.</i>

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<i>So, since I got a bit overweight,</i>

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<i>and it's harder for me nowadays</i>
<i>to move around,</i>

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<i>I've come up with a solution.</i>

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<i>You're going to bring me</i>
<i>a real angel down here.</i>

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<i>I'll have his airfoils amputated</i>
<i>and sewed them onto my back.</i>

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<i>In exchange, I'll spare your boy's life</i>
<i>and let you both go free.</i>

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<i>Anyway, you'll be good to go.</i>

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<i>You've got time till Friday.</i>
<i>I'm having a BBQ over the weekend.</i>

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<i>Turn it off, Remas.</i>

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<i>Wait a minute.</i>

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<i>That will do it.</i>

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Marcinek, turn it off
before it's too late.

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Phew, that was close.

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What you wanna do? We should help.
It's your son after all.

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Why don't you shut up after all.

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Fine, I'll give him a chance.

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If it's heads, I'll help.

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If it's the other one,
let his mother worry.

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Fuck...

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Authorized service station...

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What are we doing here?

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I thought it's better to go
to church to look for an angel.

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Don't make me laugh. A church?

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It all depends on the priest.
One out of two is bad.

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Angels only show up in wonderful places.

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We can be 100% sure in here.

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You're right. One is actually
flying over here.

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That's an angel?
I thought they were prettier.

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As pretty as they come.

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You know what to do...

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We do.

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They say you can't chose
your father or mother,

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but I don't listen to gossip.

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So you're as guilty as him.

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Let's have some fun
while we're waiting for your dad.

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-How much longer, Remas?
-He's head is crooked.

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OK, it's up.

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Just like Benny Hill in <i>Men in tights</i>.

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You saw that? Got him the first time.

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Wait, I was aiming for the apple.

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Is he OK?

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He's only pretending...

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Shit...

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Oh, Jesus, it's really nice
to see this level of service

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for such a low amount of money.

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In any case, if you pay peanuts,
you get monkeys.

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Help! It's the devil!

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Devil?

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Help! Go away, unclean spirit!

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Unclean? I take a bath on Saturday.
Almost every week!

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Hands up, deepshit!

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-Angel?
-Angel Guard to be exact.

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I work as a security guard
at a parking lot.

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You need security guards in heaven?

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-There are actually car thiefs up there?
-Oh, yeah, there are!

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We got him!

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OK, move your arms.

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Not bad... this could actually work.

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-Boss, that piece of shit is here.
-What? My wife?

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No, it's Boner.

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-Did he bring the angel?
-Yes, he did.

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Why are you standing like
the morning wood? Bring him here!

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My precious wings,
just wait to see them, Remas!

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We searched him. No weapons.

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Bogdan Boner! Here we meet again.

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Luckily for you,
this time you've brought an angel.

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I hope you'll respect our agreement
and you'll give me back my son.

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Relax. My word is worth more than money.

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Like in hip hop.

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Wait a minute. He's...

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...completely wasted!

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Oh, yeah, wasted.

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My blood.

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OK, kid, we're out of here.

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Hold on. He ain't breathing.

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You killed him.

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OK, Zenek, plan B!

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Shit, they're in it together!

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Why didn't you check the angel?

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Fire!

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Watch out, don't make holes in the wings!

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Zenek, I'm not armed.
I need one of your guns.

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I can't give you one.
What about a bazooka?

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You're mentioning it now? Give it to me!

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If you really think
you can defeat the jack of all evil

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with some panzerfaust--

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You may be right,
but I'm not gonna give up easily!

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My prince, it's not safe here.

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To the shelter, quickly!

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The Guard of Darkness are gonna handle it.

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No more ammo.

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We're dead.

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Run, I'll stop them!

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You're gonna die, Zenon!

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No worries, Bogdan.

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Angels have a dozen lives
and I only live my twelfth!

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God bless America.

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We shall meet again, exorcist.

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THE END