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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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LUCKY DAY

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Geez,
this is some really good shit.

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And another round for everyone!

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Wacek is the fucking guy!

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Yeah! Anyone else who won 8,000 zloty
playing the slots

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would've spent it on beer for themselves.
But not Wacław.

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He bought a round for everyone.

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Cheers to Wacław!

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Wacek, sir!

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Wacek, sir! Wacek, sir!

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You are the man!

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Whoa. Pardon me.

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No problem at all.

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Really, please, sir, can you forgive me?

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Ah, no, my man,
it's really no problem at all.

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No problem at all…

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No problem at all.

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A second round on me! Fifth time!

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For everyone! How much?

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Same as before. 120.

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Oh well, my funds are dried up.

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Hold on a moment.
Don't whine and complain.

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We're not going home yet.

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If I won once,
how hard would it be to win one more time?

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So today
is gonna be my lucky day, gentleman.

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Nah, he won't win again.
How many times can he win?

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Oh, yeah, yeah!

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The son of a gun won! I told you he'd win.

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-No, you said he wouldn't win at all.
-Oh, shut up, fucker. Let's drink.

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Another round for everyone.
Third round for the sixth time!

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Not so fast!

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Despair to the one who hits the jackpot!

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Excuse me, sir. I won fair and square.

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You can't win
with my machines, motherfucker,

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and definitely not if you're playing fair!

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I'll tear your stupid legs off!

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Hey, so how about that third round?

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What the hell did you do to my legs?

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How am I going to sit
at the bar comfortably?

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When I'm done with your body,
you will be shitting yourself at the bar.

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In pain!

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But…

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MINI LAS VEGAS LOW-PAYOUT SLOT MACHINES

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That's right. It's the replica
of the sword from <i>Kill Bill.</i>

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Made in China.

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But you're lucky.

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To die by this sword is an honor.

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No, no, wait, please.
Please, you can't do this to me.

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After all,
this happens to be my lucky day!

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This is my lucky day.

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This is my lucky day.

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-I'll show you a lucky day!
-Err…

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Are you wasted again?

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Danusia? You were supposed
to be working the night shift.

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Fine, okay, okay, I'm gonna vacuum.
Just don't hit me!

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What's up with these legs of mine?

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And it turns out that
after I woke up from my dream

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I couldn't feel my legs.

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And since that dream,
this booze fiend can't even fucking walk.

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The doctor said
it's some kind of paralysis,

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but he couldn't tell us the reason.

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And priests do what priests will do.

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Took a donation,
bitched and whined that it wasn't enough,

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said a prayer,
but you know, it didn't even fucking help.

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Let me tell ya. It's not good.

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Your nightly dreams
are being haunted by a banshee.

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Or, more appropriately, a manshee,
since you say it was a "he," right?

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-Will I walk again?
-Walk?

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Oh, my man,
you'll be lucky to come out of this alive.

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A manshee is
one of the most terrible evil demons.

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And he will never ever let you go.

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With every dream you have,

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the demon will get
more and more threatening and dangerous.

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What he does to you in your dreams,
you will also experience in real life.

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Think of what happens if he rips
your head clean off while you sleep.

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My head? Whatever.
I'm worried about my freakin' dick.

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Alrighty then, I'll try to help you.

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But I have to warn you,
it's not gonna be cheap.

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And if you want an invoice,
it'll cost you even more!

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Boss, what are we doing
in a haunted forest?

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Do we have a death wish?

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Plus, on the way in, I saw a board
that said "wildlife sanctuary"

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so we might get a fine as well.

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If we want to defeat him,

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we have to induce a shared dream
with Wacław.

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Get drunk together.

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Is there no other way?

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Of course there is. There are many.

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But none of them
are really quite as enjoyable.

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We are going to need to get our hands
on a very special kind of alcohol,

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the so-called "Call of the Dark Woods."

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And the real deal,
not that redneck-made stuff.

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This is made by demons
referred to as the dark woods devils.

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Thank you, no, I'm good.

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I plan to see you at your funeral.

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Domino, what's up with you?

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Hey, that's great.
One less idiot to split the money with.

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Boss, you don't even pay Domino.

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What a dumb idea. A wood devil.

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They are fucking nuts.

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It's too late.

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Boss, boss, there they are!

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Shut your face right now
or I will shut it for you.

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Though I don't have a gag on me,
so I've gotta use your balls.

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-Oh crap, there's two of them. We are so…
-Lucky?

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We are just so completely fucked,
but we really have no choice.

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We better observe them for a while.

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What's up, ya fuck-knuckle?

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Nothing, piece of loose stool!

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You're going around the forest
saying my moonshine is bad?

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How do you even know
when I drink it alone,

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and don't share it with anyone.

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I know because it's made by you!

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Oh, you piece of shit!

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If my moonshine is so crappy,

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yours can't be any better.

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We are brothers, after all.

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Twins, even.

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Yeah.
It's not about the taste, you asshole,

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but about getting wasted.

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That's right. Cheers!

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I'll kill you!

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This is our chance. Grab one.
I'll grab the other one.

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Let's get the fuck out of here!

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Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa,
wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wait up, Łukasz!

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What's up?

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Some moron is trying to steal your piss.

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Mine? What do you mean?
That's your moonshine the guy is stealing.

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Oh crap, you're right. Leave that piss!

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Loser.

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Why, you! You're done for!

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Even if I can't catch you, you'll die
after you drink more than a glass of that!

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Boss, we won't outrun them.

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-They're twice as fast as us.
-And three times dumber!

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Only an idiot would want to steal
that crap of yours.

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Just like your old chick.

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Your chick's a hag!

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Wait. What did you call my mom?

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I'll kill you!

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Top marks and kudos all around.
Congrats, everybody.

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We can all make our way back to Wacław.

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Walking around
a wildlife sanctuary, huh?

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That will be a ticket for each of you.

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Unless we can figure something out.

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Um, hey, sure. No problem.
We can figure something out.

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Let's get out of here!

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Bogdan Boner, is there really no other way
than getting drunk on alcohol?

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Please, Danusia.
Ma'am, believe me, there is no other way.

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Plus, you know, even the Bible,
it says somewhere that:

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"You always overcome evil with good."

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All right. Does everyone remember
our great detailed plan?

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Yeah, we drink a cup of this stuff,
and then we'll wait and see what happens.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Everybody ready? Down the hatch, everyone.

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Smooth.

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-Where the heck are we?
-We're at the Brain Reset Bar.

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Fucking perfect!

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Not only did we get drunk in real life,

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we're doing it again in the dream
and Wacuś here is paying for all of it!

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-You expect me to pay in the dream too?
-Like I should?

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Keep your chin up!

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So you're gonna lose some money,
but your life would be saved.

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Plus, I bet you know how to hack
the slot machine in this dream, dontcha?

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What if that evil whack job
comes back here?

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Isn't that the whole reason
why we're here?

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So go ahead.

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What's wrong with it?

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Is it broken?

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Fixed, more like it!

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Nobody is going to or will ever,
pardon my French, fuck me over!

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Move it, now!

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Howdy, stranger.

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What in the fuck are you laughing about?

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Well, I have some friends too.

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Okay, now!

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Put your hands up!

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One false move
and I will order them to shoot you.

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That's right. Those morons will do
anything I tell them to do.

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They absolutely will stop at nothing.

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I say "shoot," they shoot.

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I say "give up," they give up.

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If I tell them to eat some shit,
they will!

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Dad, aren't you getting carried away?

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They will eat shit and ask for seconds.

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Enough.

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Ouch! You little shit! Kamil!

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And the other guy,
I don't know the name of.

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Kill him!

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As a punishment,
you will sleep in the latrine.

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We sleep in the latrine every night.

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Well, you are gonna…

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sleep down in the latrine hole.

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We got you. Let's go!

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Today is the luckiest day
I've ever had, everybody.

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A round for everyone!

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We are going to get so wasted, Szczepan.

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-Finally!
-Yeah!

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So, man, um…

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Actually, what is your name?

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I dunno.

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Quick, to the bar!

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Ouch.

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Oh, I sincerely apologize.

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No problem at all, friend.

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No, asshole,
it's really no problem at all.

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THE END