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去撿！

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奈格！快去撿！

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劇名：格殺勿論

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拜託，去撿那個玩具

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算了，我示範給你看，這是最後一次

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學著點

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就像這樣

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對了，審判，他幹了什麼好事？

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-他喝了啤酒
-你說什麼？

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但我已經下令禁止

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在地獄裡禁止喝酒

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畢竟這裡是地獄，不是渡假村

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對，我以為是要約束人類而不是我們

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他在頂嘴，奈格咬他！

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咬錯了！

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什麼都要我自己來

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我是這個意思

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皮耶洛，帶牠去散步

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牠好像有點缺氧

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牠會咬我

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帶著飼料，牠就不會咬你

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（寵物墓園）

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他自己要養狗，卻不願意帶牠散步

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去吧，你這隻笨狗，不要迷路就好

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趁現在！

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我的天啊

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我不太確定，這種狗也算嗎？

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你這問題就像達米樂去考期末考

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-那是什麼？
-日齊休先生，任務完成

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-牠死了嗎？
-墓地已經安全了

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費用是200元

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又是勃納那傢伙！

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拜託別又摔在地上！

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那樣螢幕又要裂開了

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哇，居然沒事

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沒事？

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我要跟那個

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自以為是的驅魔師做同樣的事

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兩萬元！

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算了，好像太多

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一萬元！

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抓到那個天殺的王八蛋

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就可以得到獎金一萬元！

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不錯吧？

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統領大人，您說的都對

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在電視上刊登廣告

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大量寄出宣傳郵件

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印傳單！

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調高停車費，規劃更多新區域

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也包含私人土地！

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反正要想辦法湊到那一萬元

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（驅魔狂人辦公室
勃納建築事務所）

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鍋中漸漸軟化的冷凍毛肚

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熬煮到最適合入口的溫度

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笑得像花癡

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看起來有夠好吃

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真男人和小朋友的差異？

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可以用這道料理來判斷

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好香啊

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算了，我無法等到完全煮軟

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可惡

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誰會在晚上九點敲別人家的門？

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怎麼回事？哈囉，有人嗎？

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真奇怪

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（歡卯光臨）

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雙手舉高，驅魔蠢蛋勃納！

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你想都別想

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白癡

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我才不是在想那把槍

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你犯了大錯

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我好害怕喔

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溫度剛好

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天啊！

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他死了

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謝了，達米樂

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你是怎麼發現的？

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他的約括肌鬆了

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你是指括約肌

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不，我們惡魔沒有括約肌

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排便自然就會發生

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至於約括肌，那是用來…

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夠了，不用講這麼仔細
我們該如何處置他？

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跟前四個人一樣方法

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我的天！

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居然有五個刺客

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你一定不小心惹到誰了

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總之，把屍體丟到圍欄邊

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讓他自己腐爛吧

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我要繼續去吃晚餐了

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毛肚！

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好吧，馬辛你抓他的腳

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達米樂

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你跟我想的一樣嗎？

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（格殺勿論，通緝懸賞一萬元）

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（草坪修剪，便宜！）

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（注意！除魔中，禁止進入！）

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（美味伏特加，加爾沃林產）

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可惡，我怎麼會把那個放在陷阱裡

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難道不能放其他東西嗎？硬幣之類？

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老大別擔心，這次的任務很簡單

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我們能光速趕走惡魔

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沒什麼好怕的，客戶也開心

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沒錯，沒有惡魔受的了那種誘惑

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我一定會後悔

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天，他們好像來了

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堤匠，我很抱歉

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我怎麼會知道席薇亞是你女友？

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我帶她出席，還能是什麼狗屁關係？

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如果是狗屁關係，那不好說

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已經四個月！

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我努力了四個月

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花錢帶她去約會、吃飯、看電影

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讓她願意至少握在手裡

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結果你才認識她15分鐘

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就帶她去廁所

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通常女生會立刻上鉤
你應該慶幸她是位好女孩

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所以，我們和好了嗎？

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讓我教你一個誘惑女生的訣竅

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說話技巧最重要

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你只要靠近她並說…

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你是這樣和她說的嗎？

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對啊

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我是指假設的男友啦

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不是你

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堤匠！拜託兄弟，我很抱歉！

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看在兄弟之間的情分

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對不起

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你知道你該把手放哪嗎？

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席薇亞那裡，就像你…

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天啊，鮑里斯快捏我的臉

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-用拳頭，我一定是在作夢
-什麼？

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整瓶都歸我，我就不生氣了

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你繼續生氣吧，我們一起喝

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你看看

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趁現在！

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快把酒瓶還我，不然我就開槍了

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你確定嗎？

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我手上可有人質

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把槍放下，否則它會死

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放輕鬆

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千萬別做傻事

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達米樂，把籠子打開

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-可是…
-打開籠子

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好險，你有看到嗎？

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趁現在！

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抓到他了

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馬辛，你在幹嘛？
快開門不然我揍扁你

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請原諒我們，但一拳不夠

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我們有一萬個不打開的理由

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你們這些背叛者

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4290

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4300、4310

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4320

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這不是全額

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馬辛，別這麼挑剔

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這已經是你這輩子見過最多的錢

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好吧，當我沒說

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既然這樣，再見

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守衛會護送你們到地獄門口

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驅魔笨蛋勃納

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我們可以來算帳了

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你也許想快點死掉，但不行

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我不會讓你順心如意

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首先

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你將被流放25年

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然後再行刑

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討債之刑！

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（囚車）

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我不要去流放之地

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那是地獄最糟糕的地方

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還不如去大鍋裡受烹刑

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切榭克，別像娘們一樣抱怨

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你是獄警，不是囚犯

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菲利普，你說的對

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但我為他們感到惋惜

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惋惜？開什麼玩笑

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你把藥火塞進香菸給我時

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怎麼沒有那種感覺？

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奎西，我已經道歉了

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而且你也說那很幽默

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-對了，奎西
-怎樣？

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既然你瞎了，為什麼是你開車？

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放輕鬆，這條路我很熟

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看的出來

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菲利普別緊張

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他每次開這條路都會撞到這塊石頭

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說的沒錯

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別動，不然我就開槍！

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大獲全勝！

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我們要繼續前往流放之地了

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啟動鍵在哪？

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幸好降落傘有用

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任務成功！

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真是個完美的計畫！

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對啊！惡魔統領完全沒發現

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這些都是我們一手策劃的計謀

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一切都是假的？

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所以我們沒把老大交出去嗎？

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達米樂，要不是我現在心情很好

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我會打爆你

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如果你心情這麼好

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不如我們平分獎金吧

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四千除以三，一人可以拿一千多元

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對，正好1330元，跟一點零錢

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這傢伙瘋了

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或是你把欠的薪水給我

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兩個月

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分別是1500元

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好吧，馬辛

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分你1300元

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我們就連薪水一起扯平

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謝謝

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老大，你也會給我積欠的薪水嗎？

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我已經工作一整年

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也就是12個月

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你說12個月？

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那就當我吃虧，四捨五入

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十

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乘上零

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等於…

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我很抱歉，達米樂

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沒關係

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反正金錢也買不到快樂

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（結束）

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不到300元就能驅魔

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其實只要200元，開發票才會多收錢

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小心點，惡魔統領，他將來踹你屁股

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小心點，巴特西法，下個目標就是你

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