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NETFLIX 影集

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劇名：驅魔狂人2050

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快點！

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請快一點

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（麥克斯：你什麼時候會到？）

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（回覆：我在路上了）

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（麥克斯：拜託，動作快！）

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（回覆：馬上到，等我買好熱狗）

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他一定在這裡

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盧基，你有聞到嗎？

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這就是恐懼的味道

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我不太確定，馬特奧
我只聞到普通的屁味

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事實上，這兩種味道大同小異

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好，你去檢查房間

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我去廚房看看

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開燈一定比較好找

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我不懂你幹嘛把燈都弄壞

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首先，我喜歡這種氛圍

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第二，可以讓那傢伙學會省電

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-我抓到你了，笨蛋！
-不！

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放聲尖叫吧，反正你死定了

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怎麼回事？

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馬特奧，你這個白癡
居然想踩爛全息投影？

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那只是投射在空氣中的影像，笨蛋

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隨便啦，你才是該死的“全吸投影”

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我才不在乎什麼偽科學

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那些都只是巫術

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可惡！

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好吧，算了

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盧基，我會抓緊他

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你來用大刀砍下他的腦袋

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好啊！

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什麼？

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我的天啊，馬特奧

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你看這把刀好酷炫

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是你！

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你也許有一把酷炫的刀

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但絕對比不上我的大刀…

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老闆，任務完成了

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比我想像中簡單

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完美

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好，一定要跟客戶收錢
拿到你就立刻回基地

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-你有另一個任務
-是，老闆

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讓我看看

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淨化公寓和救一條人命

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費用一共是300元

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天啊，好貴！
我不知道原來我那麼值錢

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除魔的費用是300元

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救人是我免費贈送的

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那我不要發票，可以算便宜一點嗎？

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對不起，那不符合我們的原則

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B之3

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（老當益壯養老院）

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A之4

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（賓果遊戲）

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C之2

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沒中？

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那我繼續抽

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B之2

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賓果！

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賓果！勃納，你看到了嗎？

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賓果就是這樣玩的！

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贏家出爐，那坦再次獲勝

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這一輪的獎品是

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夜壺一個！

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太好了！我原本想去廁所

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現在看來不用麻煩了

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（烈酒，便宜又好喝，新口味上市）

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統領大人，這裡沒有外人

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波格登勃納

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希望酒精尚未燒壞你的大腦

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你應該還認得我們這些“老友”吧？

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完了…

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你也許很好奇

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這些年我為何不直接殺了你

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對了…彼爾托，摀住耳朵

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儘管我愧於承認

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以前你很聰明，所以命不該絕

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不過現在…

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彼爾托，手可以放下了

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彼爾托，耳朵！

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彼爾托！

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真是個白痴

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什麼？手可以放下了嗎？

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但你現在老了，又體弱多病

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事情就好辦了

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為了紀念這段深遠的緣分

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我想送你個小禮物

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沒錯，就是定時炸彈！

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彼爾托會幫你固定在屁股上

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很高興認識你

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但是時候炸掉你這張愚蠢的臉了

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我該走了

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我會在地獄等你，再見！

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首先綁住你的腳和手臂

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讓你無法擅自離開輪椅

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好，再來塞住嘴

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你就無法求救了

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最後，爆炸時間設定在30秒後

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計時開始！

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再見了，驅魔狂人

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永別了，傳奇

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這是我的榮幸

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該死，倒數20秒！
我要回地獄了，再見！

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A之1

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沒有人說話

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B之4

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太棒了，這遊戲好刺激！

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我快要賓果了

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天啊，我早該住進這間養老院

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這裡好棒！

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C之1

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我的天啊…

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勃納，你這瘋子在幹嘛？

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我賓果了！

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你說什麼？

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天啊，有炸彈！

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（污水處理517）

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好險，差一點就糟了

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-你說什麼？
-該死的

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我懂了，束線帶

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還好我有把十字匕首帶在身上

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（美味伏特加）

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喝成這樣居然還沒死，你太神奇了

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（驅魔狂人辦公室
達米樂建築事務所）

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該怎麼處理他？

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垃圾拿去回收

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不過記得先把核電池拔出來

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那東西比你的薪水值錢

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你也知道我給你的待遇很好

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機器惡魔

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地獄什麼鬼都發明的出來耶

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-不會吧！
-怎麼了？

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有人用MSN傳了一個MP3檔案給我

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-用什麼？
-都已經到2050年

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誰還在使用MSN？

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天啊，難道是梅什科一世想找我？

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老闆別打開，也許是陷阱

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木馬程式或是更壞的病毒

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別緊張，儘管外表看不出來

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但我買得起防毒軟體

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蠢蛋們，我是波格登勃納

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惡魔統領已經發現我住的養老院

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我剛逃過他的第一次突襲

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但恐怕還沒結束

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我需要你們的幫忙

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我住在老當益壯養老院

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幫幫我

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別忘記你們欠我的，我等你們

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可惡，我已經夠忙了

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現在還要花一個半小時
搭巴士從火星趕去地球

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“你欠我的”，開玩笑嗎？

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像是我還沒打斷他的門牙
所以欠他一拳嗎？

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我只要封鎖這老頭，問題就解決了

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-老闆等一下
-幹嘛？

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直接忽視他好像不太對

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如果我們老了以後也需要幫助呢？

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我一定會後悔

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請注意，電腦偵測到病毒！

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若要消滅威脅，請購買升級版…

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（非工作人員禁止進入）

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（洗衣房）

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看來我低估了你，兄弟

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我不曉得你是如何逃過一劫

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但這次不會那麼容易

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我會親自確認死刑順利完成

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天啊，我有點缺氧

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你看

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等離子炸彈！

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爆炸時會產生強烈熱能

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那溫度足以殺害鬼神

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包含我本人

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你實在太不幸運

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因為引爆時，你得握著這顆炸彈

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統領大人，很抱歉必須打斷你

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但我們動作要快一點

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閉嘴，你這混蛋

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只有我能決定需不需要加快動作！

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你快設定炸彈

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-設定好了，很快就會爆炸
-很完美

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用手機錄下來，我想留念

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那是什麼？誰來了？

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（廉價巴士，29.99元）

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（往返地球與火星）

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謝謝，再見

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嬌貴的討厭鬼

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公車站就在半公里外也不願走路

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“送我們一程或揍你一拳”

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-好久不見，勃納先生
-等一下

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老大，你為什麼被綁起來？

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你又為什麼有這顆定時炸彈？

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糟糕，馬辛，這是陷阱！

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可惡，偏偏在這種時候

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彼爾托，你快去處理

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年輕人，別動那顆炸彈，好嗎？

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老闆你繼續，那邊我來處理

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天啊你這混蛋，等等…

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我自己來解決！

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把炸彈還給我！

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笨蛋，看你往哪逃！

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達米樂，不！

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糟糕

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人不是我殺的！再見！

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太好了，幸好一切順利

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不客氣

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費用一共是三萬元

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-你說多少錢？
-因為有開發票

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加上所有賒欠的薪水

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還有利息

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以上就是我認為
薪水應該準時支付的原因

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我同意

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儘管我沒有薪水

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但我也覺得準時比較好

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什麼？你剛說什麼？

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抱歉，我打了個盹

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我有在聽，大概到那位
麥克斯在手錶上打字為止

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-真奇怪
-怎麼了？

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梅什科一世傳了個音檔給我

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我以為他很久以前就已經死了

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勃納公爵，動作快！

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現在不是疑心的時候！

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先人的土地已陷入危險！

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我們的使者很快就會找到你

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我會在格涅茲諾的城堡等你

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願一切平安！

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白癡，你們還在等什麼？

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快搭上時光機，祖國在呼喚你們！

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（結束）

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不到300元就能驅魔

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其實只要200元，開發票才會多收錢

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小心點，惡魔統領，他將來踹你屁股

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小心點，巴特西法，下個目標就是你

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字幕翻譯：樓艾苓