The defendant will stand.
Trevor Bingley, on all 14 counts of dangerous driving…
The destruction of priceless artwork…
Criminal damage…
and arson…
You have been found guilty.
-Yes!
Do you have anything to say before you're taken down?
I'm just really, really sorry.
-You see… there was this bee
Darling, the car's going to be here any second.
Darling, did you hear me?
I can't find my espadrilles. The ones we got in Aruba with the little, uh,
the scuba divers on the fronts.
Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?
Orlando isn't coming. They're sending someone else.
What?
Shoo.
-Hello?
Shoo.
Good. Go away.
Hello?
Oh, hello.
I'm Trevor. From, uh, from Housesitters Deluxe.
I'm house-sitting for you this week.
-Oh.
-Okay…
Gosh.
Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom.
Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten.
Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry.
Thank you.
On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,
may I apologize for the last-minute change
-in personnel and assure you that
all our staff are trained to the same BSI404 house-sitting…
Christian, the car's here!
…industry standards.
I found them, in a drawer with the flip-flops.
-Is this him? -Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--
Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?
We're in a bit of a rush and I need to be quick.
Okay.
Everything you need to know is written in this manual.
-Manual. Right. Good.
It's all very straightforward.
Special edition Miele, infra red beam to open.
Taps are gesture operated. Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold.
Right for off. Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly.
-Oh gracious.
Yes, you are friendly, aren't you?
Sliding doors. Keys are in this drawer.
-Okay. -And all the blinds are remote controlled.
Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment, And here--
-Down!
-Yes, hello? -Er…
You'll find all the remotes here. You need me to explain them?
Um…
Uh, no, that's fine.
-Okay, bye. -The dog has a severe nut allergy.
She mustn't eat anything that isn't her prescription dog food.
Or there is, uh, doggie doo-doo everywhere.
We keep the dog food in here.
-Oh.
-So please keep the door closed. -Door closed. Right.
And the chip in her collar operates the dog flap in there.
Ah yes.
Because if she can't get out…
There's doggie doo-doo everywhere. It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!
-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?
Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah? Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!
-Yeah, going now.
-Woah! Careful!. -Oh.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I paid £80,000 for that.
It turned out to be a Kandinsky.
It's worth a lot of money. But not as much as this.
-Golly.
You know what it is?
It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?
The first E-type Jaguar ever made.
-Huh! Amazing. -What do you think she's worth?
Oh, must be… thousands.
Two million pounds.
O… kay.
-Hello? -Yeah, okay.
All the locks and the alarm are operated by two simple codes.
I used the names of famous naval battles to make it easy.
Uh, so to open, uh, it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen.
1748.
-Yup. So, okay, there we go. -Okay.
Okay.
And to arm the system, even easier, uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører.
-1513.
Oh… right, yes. I think perhaps I should uh--
Oh no, don't worry. It's all in the manual.
Oh, the manual. Yes, of course.
Yeah, if the panel locks down for any reason,
Nina did have them add a voice override.
Yes, but that only works with my voice,
and he won't need it anyway because it's all in the manual.
Right, yes. Okay.
The library is strictly out of bounds to the dog.
There's an illuminated manuscript in there that's worth millions.
Okay.
It's a no-go zone for Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs.
Uh, you are in the maid's room, far side down the corridor.
-Okay. -Uh… any questions?
-Uhm-- -Good.
You have done this work before, haven't you?
Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company.
You've never done house-sitting before?
No… not as such.
But please don't worry, I have a house too.
Well, I used to have a house. So all this is very familiar territory.
Hm.
Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you.
-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…
-Honey, we have to go! -Oh dear, I'll just…
Orlando used to call us every day.
-If you wouldn't mind doing the same. -Absolutely. My pleasure.
-Have a good holiday, Mrs.… -Kolstad-Bergenbatten.
That's it. Bye!
Have a good time!
Please leave your message after the tone.
Hello, sweet pea, it's Dad here. I've got the most amazing news.
I managed to get a job.
Took me a little longer than I was hoping, to be honest.
But you know what this means…
It means that we can still go on holiday together.
Which is so great.
Just not tomorrow.
Shoo. Shoo.
Darling, I'll call you back.
Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, no!
Glue.
Glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue, glue.
Manual.
The manual.
Come on.
-Ha!
-Good dog.
Oh.
-Aha!
There.
-Oh!
-Right.
Oh, no.
-Cupcake?
Hello?
Cupcake?
Ha!
-Come on.
Give it to me.
Give it to me. Come on.
Drop it.
Please…
Oh!
Ah… thank you!
Stay.
Hi Maddy, it's Dad again. Do give me a call when you can. Okay, thanks, bye.
Ooh!
Er… right!
Buzz off.
Good.
-Hm.
Hmm.
Hey…
Huh!
How… how did…?
Code.
Code… is in the manual.
-Oh!
-Aha!
Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh no!
The codes. The codes.
The codes.
It's all in the manual!