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The defendant will stand.

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Trevor Bingley, on all
14 counts of dangerous driving…

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The destruction of priceless artwork…

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Criminal damage…

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and arson…

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You have been found guilty.

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-Yes!

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Do you have anything to say
before you're taken down?

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I'm just really, really sorry.

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-You see… there was this bee

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Darling, the car's going
to be here any second.

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Darling, did you hear me?

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I can't find my espadrilles. The ones
we got in Aruba with the little, uh,

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the scuba divers on the fronts.

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Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?

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Orlando isn't coming.
They're sending someone else.

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What?

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Shoo.

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-Hello?

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<i>Shoo.</i>

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<i>Good. Go away.</i>

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Hello?

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<i>Oh, hello.</i>

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<i>I'm Trevor. From, uh,</i>
<i>from Housesitters Deluxe.</i>

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<i>I'm house-sitting for you this week.</i>

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<i>-Oh.</i>

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-Okay…

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Gosh.

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Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom.

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Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten.

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Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry.

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Thank you.

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On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,

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may I apologize for the last-minute change

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-in personnel and assure you that

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all our staff are trained
to the same BSI404 house-sitting…

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Christian, the car's here!

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…industry standards.

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I found them,
in a drawer with the flip-flops.

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-Is this him?
-Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--

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Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?

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We're in a bit of a rush
and I need to be quick.

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Okay.

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Everything you need to
know is written in this manual.

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-Manual. Right. Good.

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It's all very straightforward.

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Special edition Miele,
infra red beam to open.

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Taps are gesture operated.
Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold.

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Right for off.
Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly.

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-Oh gracious.

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Yes,
you are friendly, aren't you?

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Sliding doors.
Keys are in this drawer.

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-Okay.
-And all the blinds are remote controlled.

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Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment,
And here--

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-Down!

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-Yes, hello?
-Er…

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You'll find all the remotes here.
You need me to explain them?

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Um…

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Uh, no, that's fine.

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-Okay, bye.
-The dog has a severe nut allergy.

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She mustn't eat anything
that isn't her prescription dog food.

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Or there is, uh,
doggie doo-doo everywhere.

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We keep the dog food in here.

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-Oh.

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-So please keep the door closed.
-Door closed. Right.

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And the chip in her collar
operates the dog flap in there.

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Ah yes.

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Because if she can't get out…

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There's doggie doo-doo everywhere.
It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!

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-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?

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Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah?
Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!

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-Yeah, going now.

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-Woah! Careful!.
-Oh.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I paid £80,000 for that.

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It turned out to be a Kandinsky.

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It's worth a lot of money.
But not as much as this.

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-Golly.

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You know what it is?

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It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?

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The first E-type Jaguar ever made.

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-Huh! Amazing.
-What do you think she's worth?

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Oh, must be… thousands.

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Two million pounds.

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O… kay.

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-Hello?
-Yeah, okay.

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All the locks and the alarm
are operated by two simple codes.

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I used the names of
famous naval battles to make it easy.

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Uh, so to open, uh,
it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen.

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1748.

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-Yup. So, okay, there we go.
-Okay.

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Okay.

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And to arm the system, even easier,
uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører.

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-1513.

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Oh… right, yes.
I think perhaps I should uh--

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Oh no, don't worry.
It's all in the manual.

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Oh, the manual. Yes, of course.

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Yeah, if the panel locks down
for any reason,

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Nina did have them add a voice override.

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Yes, but that only works with my voice,

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and he won't need it
anyway because it's all in the manual.

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Right, yes. Okay.

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The library is strictly
out of bounds to the dog.

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There's an illuminated manuscript
in there that's worth millions.

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Okay.

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It's a no-go zone for
Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs.

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Uh, you are in the maid's room,
far side down the corridor.

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-Okay.
-Uh… any questions?

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-Uhm--
-Good.

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You have done this
work before, haven't you?

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Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company.

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You've never done house-sitting before?

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No… not as such.

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But please don't worry,
I have a house too.

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Well, I used to have a house.
So all this is very familiar territory.

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Hm.

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Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you.

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-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…

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-Honey, we have to go!
-Oh dear, I'll just…

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Orlando used to call us every day.

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-If you wouldn't mind doing the same.
-Absolutely. My pleasure.

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-Have a good holiday, Mrs.…
-Kolstad-Bergenbatten.

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That's it. Bye!

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Have a good time!

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<i>Please leave your message</i>
<i>after the tone.</i>

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Hello, sweet pea, it's Dad here.
I've got the most amazing news.

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I managed to get a job.

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Took me a little longer
than I was hoping, to be honest.

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But you know what this means…

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It means that we can
still go on holiday together.

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Which is so great.

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Just not tomorrow.

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Shoo. Shoo.

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Darling, I'll call you back.

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Oh, my goodness.

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-Oh, no!

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Glue.

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Glue, glue, glue,
glue, glue, glue, glue, glue.

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Manual.

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The manual.

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Come on.

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-Ha!

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-Good dog.

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Oh.

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-Aha!

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There.

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-Oh!

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-Right.

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Oh, no.

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-Cupcake?

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Hello?

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Cupcake?

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Ha!

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-Come on.

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Give it to me.

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Give it to me. Come on.

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Drop it.

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Drop it.

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Please…

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Oh!

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Ah… thank you!

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Stay.

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Hi Maddy, it's Dad again. Do give
me a call when you can. Okay, thanks, bye.

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Ooh!

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Er… right!

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Buzz off.

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Good.

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-Hm.

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Hmm.

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Hey…

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Huh!

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How… how did…?

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Code.

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Code… is in the manual.

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-Oh!

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-Aha!

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Oh, my goodness.

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-Oh, my goodness.

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-Oh no!

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The codes. The codes.

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The codes.

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The codes.
It's all in the manual!