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[female judge] The defendant will stand.
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Trevor Bingley, on all
14 counts of dangerous driving…
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-[car horn blares]
-[sports car engine roars]
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The destruction of priceless artwork…
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-[grunts]
-[bangs]
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Criminal damage…
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[grinding]
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and arson…
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-[screaming]
-[flames roar]
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You have been found guilty.
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-[woman gasps]
-[man] Yes!
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-[soft murmuring]
-[slow sad music playing]
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[judge] Do you have anything to say
before you're taken down?
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[sincerely] I'm just really, really sorry.
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-You see… there was this bee
-[inviting music begins]
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[buzzing]
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[exciting theme music playing]
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[female voice] Darling, the car's going
to be here any second.
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Darling, did you hear me?
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I can't find my espadrilles. The ones
we got in Aruba with the little, uh,
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the scuba divers on the fronts.
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Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?
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Orlando isn't coming.
They're sending someone else.
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[bell rings]
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What?
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[buzzing]
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[Trevor] Shoo.
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-[beep]
-Hello?
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[Trevor] Shoo.
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Good. Go away.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello.
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[upbeat] I'm Trevor. From, uh,
from Housesitters Deluxe.
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I'm house-sitting for you this week.
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-Oh.
-[buzzing]
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-Okay…
-[beep]
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[soft electronic gate buzz]
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-[gravel crunching]
-[epic adventure music swells]
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Gosh.
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[soft chuckle]
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Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom.
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Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten.
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Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry.
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Thank you.
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On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,
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may I apologize for the last-minute change
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-in personnel and assure you that
-[phone rings]
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all our staff are trained
to the same BSI404 house-sitting…
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[Nina] Christian, the car's here!
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[Trevor forlorn] …industry standards.
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-[buzzing]
-[luggage banging down stairs]
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[sighs] I found them,
in a drawer with the flip-flops.
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-Is this him?
-Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--
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Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?
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We're in a bit of a rush
and I need to be quick.
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Okay.
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Everything you need to
know is written in this manual.
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-Manual. Right. Good.
-[tentative music]
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[Nina] It's all very straightforward.
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Special edition Miele,
infra red beam to open.
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[drawer clicks]
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Taps are gesture operated.
Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold.
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[dog barks]
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Right for off.
Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly.
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-[Trevor] Oh gracious.
-[licking]
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[nervously] Yes,
you are friendly, aren't you?
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[Nina] Sliding doors.
Keys are in this drawer.
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-[Trevor patiently] Okay.
-And all the blinds are remote controlled.
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Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment,
[Nina] And here--
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-[phone rings]
-[Trevor whispers] Down!
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-[Nina] Yes, hello?
-[Christian] Er…
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You'll find all the remotes here.
You need me to explain them?
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[hesitantly] Um…
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Uh, no, that's fine.
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-[Nina] Okay, bye.
-The dog has a severe nut allergy.
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[firmly] She mustn't eat anything
that isn't her prescription dog food.
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Or there is, uh,
doggie doo-doo everywhere.
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[Nina] We keep the dog food in here.
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-[Cupcake barks]
-Oh.
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[door clicks]
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-So please keep the door closed.
-Door closed. Right.
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And the chip in her collar
operates the dog flap in there.
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Ah yes.
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Because if she can't get out…
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There's doggie doo-doo everywhere.
It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!
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-[Cupcake barks]
-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?
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Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah?
Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!
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-Yeah, going now.
-[metallic clanging]
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-Woah! Careful!.
-Oh.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I paid £80,000 for that.
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It turned out to be a Kandinsky.
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It's worth a lot of money.
But not as much as this.
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[magical music playing]
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-[Trevor] Golly.
-[Christian chuckles]
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You know what it is?
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It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?
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The first E-type Jaguar ever made.
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-Huh! Amazing.
-What do you think she's worth?
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Oh, must be… thousands.
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Two million pounds.
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O… kay.
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-Hello?
-Yeah, okay.
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All the locks and the alarm
are operated by two simple codes.
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I used the names of
famous naval battles to make it easy.
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Uh, so to open, uh,
it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen.
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-[soft muttering]
-[alarm beeps]
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1748.
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-Yup. So, okay, there we go.
-Okay.
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[door opens]
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Okay.
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And to arm the system, even easier,
uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører.
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-[soft muttering]
-[Nina] 1513.
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Oh… right, yes.
I think perhaps I should uh--
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Oh no, don't worry.
It's all in the manual.
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Oh, the manual. Yes, of course.
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Yeah, if the panel locks down
for any reason,
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Nina did have them add a voice override.
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Yes, but that only works with my voice,
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[impatiently] and he won't need it
anyway because it's all in the manual.
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Right, yes. Okay.
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The library is strictly
out of bounds to the dog.
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There's an illuminated manuscript
in there that's worth millions.
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[Trevor] Okay.
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It's a no-go zone for
Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs.
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Uh, you are in the maid's room,
far side down the corridor.
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-Okay.
-Uh… any questions?
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-Uhm--
-Good.
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[luggage clattering]
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You have done this
work before, haven't you?
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Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company.
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[laughs]
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You've never done house-sitting before?
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No… not as such.
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But please don't worry,
I have a house too.
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Well, I used to have a house.
So all this is very familiar territory.
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[Nina] Hm.
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Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you.
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[thud and toys sqeaking]
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-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…
-[car honks]
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-[Christian] Honey, we have to go!
-[Trevor] Oh dear, I'll just…
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[Nina] Orlando used to call us every day.
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-If you wouldn't mind doing the same.
-Absolutely. My pleasure.
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[toy squeaks]
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-Have a good holiday, Mrs.…
-Kolstad-Bergenbatten.
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That's it. Bye!
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[uneasy music playing]
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Have a good time!
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[door closes and music stops]
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[sighs]
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-[buzzing]
-[hopeful music begins]
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[door rattles]
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-[ball squeaks]
-[epic music crescendos]
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-[clanging]
-[nervous yelp]
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-[sighs in relief]
-[lawnmower outside]
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[clinks]
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-[Trevor sighs]
-[soft celebratory chime]
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[rubbing]
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[female voice] Please leave your message
after the tone.
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-[beep]
-[buzzing]
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Hello, sweet pea, it's Dad here.
I've got the most amazing news.
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I managed to get a job.
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[buzz]
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Took me a little longer
than I was hoping, to be honest.
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But you know what this means…
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It means that we can
still go on holiday together.
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Which is so great.
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Just not tomorrow.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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[clattering]
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[tense music crescendos]
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Darling, I'll call you back.
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Oh, my goodness.
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-Oh, no!
-[lawnmower drawing closer]
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[soft gasp]
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[buzzing]
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Glue.
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Glue, glue, glue,
glue, glue, glue, glue, glue.
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-[soft muttering]
-[tense music builds]
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Manual.
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The manual.
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Come on.
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-[door clicks]
-Ha!
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[quaint music playing]
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[lawnmower droning]
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[buzzing]
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[sighs]
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-[soft whine]
-Good dog.
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-[door closes]
-[soft muttering]
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[excitedly] Oh.
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-Aha!
-[hopeful music plays]
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[squelching]
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-[cat mews]
-[Cupcake barks]
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[buzzing]
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[wings fluttering more slowly]
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There.
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[squelching]
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[soft gasp]
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[blows]
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-Oh!
-[door opens]
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-Right.
-[clicking]
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-[hairdryer blows powerfully]
-[statue head thuds on floor]
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[Cupcake vocalizes excitedly]
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Oh, no.
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-[anxious music playing]
-Cupcake?
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Hello?
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[falsely cheery] Cupcake?
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Ha!
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[Cupcake panting, whining]
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-[growls]
-Come on.
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Give it to me.
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[desperately] Give it to me. Come on.
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Drop it.
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[angrily] Drop it.
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[plaintively] Please…
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[surprised] Oh!
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Ah… thank you!
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[hairdryer blows hard, then soft]
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[triumphant musical chord]
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[eerie music starts]
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Stay.
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[soft whining]
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[beep]
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Hi Maddy, it's Dad again. Do give
me a call when you can. Okay, thanks, bye.
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[sighs]
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-[cupboard door clicks]
-[gasps]
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[excited] Ooh!
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Er… right!
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[drawer clicks]
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[soup spatters]
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[gas ignition clicking]
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[foreboding music playing]
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[buzzing]
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Buzz off.
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[dramatic music tone]
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Good.
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-[muffled buzzing]
-Hm.
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[soft scratching]
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[soft quirky music playing]
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Hmm.
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[tense music builds]
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[plastic cup clacks on counter]
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[quizzically] Hey…
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Huh!
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[thud]
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-[curious music playing]
-[footsteps and muttering]
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[metal scraping]
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[flames whoosh]
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[buzzing]
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[Cupcake whines and grunts]
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[dramatic music crescendos]
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-[door lock thuds]
-[Cupcake barking]
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How… how did…?
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Code.
255
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,560
Code… is in the manual.
256
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640
[doom laden music playing]
257
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,280
[distressed muttering]
258
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,840
-[flames crackling]
-[groans] Oh!
259
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,680
-[hisses]
-Aha!
260
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,120
[exhausted] Oh, my goodness. [sighs]
261
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,760
-Oh, my goodness.
-[Cupcake barks]
262
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,440
-[frantic music playing]
-[Trevor] Oh no!
263
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,680
[desperately] The codes. The codes.
264
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,400
The codes.
265
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,280
-[disaster music crashes]
-[Trevor whimpers]
266
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,800
[hyesterical] The codes.
It's all in the manual!
267
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,400
[Cupcake barking]
268
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,160
[whimpers, screams]
269
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,280
-[barking]
-[buzzing]
270
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,600
-[clattering]
-[splashing]
271
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,280
-[buzzing]
-[dramatic music plays]
272
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,079
-[dramatic music builds]
-[bee drones like WWII bomber]
273
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,880
[music stops]
274
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,000
[closing theme music playing]