1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 ‎被告请起立 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,000 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,920 ‎对于特雷弗宾利的14项指控 ‎包括:危险驾驶 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,440 ‎损毁无价的艺术品 5 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,720 ‎刑事破坏 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,360 ‎和纵火 7 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,560 ‎罪名全部成立 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,080 ‎太好了! 9 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,040 ‎在带你下去之前 ‎你还有什么话想说吗? 10 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,160 ‎我只是感到非常抱歉 11 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,800 ‎事情是这样的 有一只蜜蜂… 12 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,440 ‎亲爱的 车很快就要来了 13 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,400 ‎亲爱的 你听到我说的话了吗? 14 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,680 ‎我找不到我的帆布鞋了 ‎在阿鲁巴买的那双 15 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,240 ‎鞋面上有个在潜水的小人 16 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,560 ‎别管帆布鞋了 奥兰多在哪儿? 17 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,080 ‎奥兰多不来了 他们派了别人来 18 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,840 ‎怎么回事? 19 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,920 ‎走开 20 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,320 ‎你好? 21 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,480 ‎走开 22 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,800 ‎很好 走吧 23 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,520 ‎你好? 24 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,680 ‎你好 25 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,440 ‎我是特雷弗 豪华看家公司派我来的 26 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,360 ‎(豪华看家公司) 27 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,280 ‎这星期我会帮你们看家 28 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,040 ‎好吧 29 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,600 ‎天哪 30 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:22,680 ‎早上好 科尔斯塔…布尔根巴臀太太 31 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,520 ‎是布尔根巴顿 科尔斯塔布尔根巴顿 32 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,520 ‎科尔斯塔布尔根巴顿 不好意思 33 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,440 ‎谢谢你 34 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:34,720 ‎我谨代表豪华看家公司 35 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,080 ‎对于临时的人员调动 向您致歉 36 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,840 ‎我向您保证 我们所有的员工 37 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,720 ‎都是按照BSI404 ‎统一行业标准… 38 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,680 ‎克里斯蒂安 车来了! 39 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,400 ‎严格训练的 40 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,800 ‎我找到了 在放拖鞋的抽屉里 41 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,520 ‎-是他吗? ‎-早上好 先生 很高兴认识你 42 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,480 ‎我们可以继续吗? 43 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,280 ‎我们在赶时间 我会说得快一点 44 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,400 ‎好的 45 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,680 ‎你所需要知道的一切事情 ‎都在这本操作手册里 46 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,320 ‎操作手册 好的 47 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,000 ‎都很简单明了 48 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,880 ‎美诺特别版洗碗机 ‎碰一下下面的红色的光打开 49 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,280 ‎水龙头是由手势控制的 向左是打开 ‎向上是热水 向下是冷水 50 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,240 ‎向右是关闭 ‎对了 这是小蛋糕 她很友好 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,120 ‎是的 你确实非常友好 52 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,600 ‎-滑动门 钥匙在这个抽屉里 ‎-好的 53 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,480 ‎-好的 ‎-窗帘都是遥控的 54 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,440 ‎嗯 好的 我…不好意思 等一下 ‎下去 55 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,960 ‎还有这里…你好 请说? 56 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,200 ‎我们很快就出去 57 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,240 ‎所有的遥控器都在这里 ‎需要跟你具体说一下吗? 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,120 ‎这个… 59 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,160 ‎-不 不用了 ‎-好的 60 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,160 ‎我们的狗对坚果严重过敏 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,840 ‎她除了她的处方狗粮 ‎别的什么都不能吃 62 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,880 ‎还有 她会到处大便 63 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,080 ‎狗粮在这里 64 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,160 ‎-记得一定要把门关上 ‎-关门 好的 65 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,280 ‎她项圈里的芯片控制那扇狗门 66 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,520 ‎是的 我看到了 67 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,840 ‎因为如果她不能出去的话 68 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,320 ‎她就会随地大小便 ‎发生过不止一次 过来! 69 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,200 ‎是谁拉得到处都是?是谁? 70 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:23,200 ‎小蛋糕 快来跟妈妈说再见! ‎乖女孩!克里斯蒂安 拿好行李! 71 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,399 ‎是的 现在就去 72 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,560 ‎-啊!小心 ‎-啊 73 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,560 ‎我很抱歉 74 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,760 ‎这里 75 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,840 ‎我花了八万英镑买下它 76 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,920 ‎结果发现是康定斯基的作品 77 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,480 ‎它很值钱 但远不及这个 78 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,120 ‎我的天啊 79 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,960 ‎你知道这是什么吗? 80 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,800 ‎这是一台…E型号的捷豹 是吗? 81 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,720 ‎这是世上第一台E型号捷豹 82 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,960 ‎-太惊人了 ‎-你觉得她值多少钱? 83 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,160 ‎我猜 肯定要数千英镑 84 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,160 ‎两百万英镑 85 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,600 ‎好…的 86 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,720 ‎-走不走? ‎-好的 来了 87 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,760 ‎所有的锁和警报器 ‎都由两组简单的密码控制 88 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,840 ‎我用的是著名的海上战役的名字 ‎这样好记一点 89 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,360 ‎开门是 弗里斯弗海尔维伦战役 90 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,200 ‎1748 91 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,520 ‎-对 看 打开了 ‎-好的 92 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,360 ‎好的 93 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,480 ‎开启警报系统就跟简单了 ‎是布而霍恩博而战役 94 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,040 ‎1513 95 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,480 ‎是的 对了 我觉得我应该… 96 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,800 ‎别担心 都写在操作手册里了 97 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,600 ‎操作手册 好的 没问题 98 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,920 ‎还有 如果你操作不当 ‎导致操作面板自动上锁 99 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,320 ‎妮娜有一个声控装置去解除 100 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,800 ‎是的 但只有我的声音管用 101 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,560 ‎而且他也不需要 因为如何操作 ‎都写在操作手册里了 102 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,240 ‎是的 没错 103 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,040 ‎绝对不能让狗进入图书馆 104 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,520 ‎那里有一本价值百万的发光手稿 105 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,440 ‎好的 106 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,960 ‎那是小蛋糕的禁区 ‎我们楼上的卧室也是 107 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,080 ‎对了 你住在女仆房 ‎在走廊的另一端 108 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,920 ‎-好的 ‎-你还有什么问题吗? 109 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,200 ‎-嗯… ‎-很好 110 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,960 ‎你好! 111 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,800 ‎你有过类似的工作经验 对吧? 112 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,080 ‎其实 我没有 我是新来的 113 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,640 ‎你从来没有看过房子? 114 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,160 ‎没有…做过那样的事 115 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,800 ‎但是请你放心 我自己也有个房子 116 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:28,760 ‎确切来说 我曾经有个房子 ‎所以这是我很熟悉的领域 117 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,960 ‎让我来帮你 我来帮你拿 118 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,160 ‎对不起 让我来 119 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,680 ‎宝贝 我们得出发了 120 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,120 ‎以前奥兰多每天都会给我们打电话 121 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,160 ‎-我希望你也能这么做 ‎-当然 我很乐意 122 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,280 ‎-度假愉快!科尔… ‎-科尔斯塔布尔根巴顿 123 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,240 ‎没错 再见! 124 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,120 ‎玩得开心! 125 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,680 ‎(呼叫麦迪) 126 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,320 ‎请在信号声后留言 127 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:09,120 ‎你好 小甜豆 是爸爸 ‎我有一个非常惊人的好消息 128 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,360 ‎我找到了一份工作 129 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,720 ‎老实说 比我预想中 ‎多花了一些时间 130 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,320 ‎但你知道这意味着什么吗? 131 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,520 ‎这意味着 我们依然可以一起去度假 132 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,640 ‎这太棒了 不是吗? 133 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,480 ‎只是明天不行 134 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,200 ‎走开 135 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,120 ‎亲爱的 我晚点再打给你 136 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,240 ‎我的天啊 137 00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,120 ‎不好 138 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,920 ‎胶水 139 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,520 ‎胶水 140 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,720 ‎操作手册 141 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,360 ‎操作手册 142 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,880 ‎在哪里 143 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,600 ‎乖狗狗 144 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,480 ‎好吧 我来看看 145 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,560 ‎(UHU万能粘合剂 ) 146 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,120 ‎好了 147 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,080 ‎糟了 148 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,520 ‎小蛋糕 149 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,120 ‎你在哪里? 150 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,920 ‎小蛋糕? 151 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:54,920 ‎给我吧 152 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,560 ‎给我 153 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,880 ‎给我吧 快点给我 154 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,480 ‎松口 155 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,800 ‎拜托 156 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200 ‎谢谢你 157 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,560 ‎坐下 158 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:34,520 ‎麦迪 还是爸爸 有空的时候 ‎给爸爸打个电话 那就这样 再见 159 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,720 ‎(法式洋葱红酒汤 豌豆和火腿) 160 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,440 ‎知道了 161 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,960 ‎走开 162 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,120 ‎很好 163 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:48,920 ‎嘿 164 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,320 ‎怎么…怎么会? 165 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,000 ‎密码 166 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,560 ‎密码在操作手册里 167 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,280 ‎我的老天啊 168 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,640 ‎我的天啊 169 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,760 ‎我的天啊 170 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,440 ‎不好 171 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,680 ‎密码 密码 172 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,400 ‎密码 173 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,800 ‎密码 密码全在操作手册里 174 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,320 ‎(本片中的人物及事件纯属虚构) 175 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,920 ‎(无刻意描述任何真实人物或事件) 176 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,000 ‎字幕翻译:朱未耒