Christian, he's still not picking up.
-There.
That's right.
-Yes!
What was that?
-What?
-Oh no!
-Ah…
Christian…
-Oh my God… -No!
No!
God!
What are you doing here?
-The defendant will stand.
Trevor Bingley, on all 14 counts of wilful neglect,
dangerous driving, criminal damage and arson, you have been found guilty.
-Yes! Yes.
And I hereby sentence you to the maximum term of three years in prison.
This court is adjourned.
Dad.
It's okay.
-Enjoy your stay.
Huh. You can not be serious.
Nine million pounds, is that all?
Uh, well, it would be the largest domestic insurance settlement for 20 years.
Uh, two million for the Jaguar, four for the artworks,
and a… further three million for general damage to the house.
What about my emotional distress?
They tried for my art collection and then this moron burns down my entire house.
They're lucky I'm not asking for 50. Huh?
Yes.
-There you go. -Thank you.
This bloke turns up, right?
This floppy-haired tool, with this weird Scandi accent…
-had an E-type Jag, you know.
He pays us to rob this house.
And get this, it only turns out to be his own house.
It's full of all this art, you know, Mondrians and Kandinskys or something.
It's all bollocks to me, anyway. But, you name it, he's got it.
And every single one was a worthless fake. I kid you not.
Turns out it was all one gigantic insurance fraud.
What?
What are you doing here?
-Hello? -Hello. It's Trevor Bingley.
-Trevor who? -Trevor Bingley.
From, uh, from Housesitters Deluxe. Uh, in the, uh, fur coat? And the, um…
Oh, yes.
Hello, Sir. How are you doing? Under the… circumstances.
Well, it's taken a bit of getting used to, to be honest.
But actually, everyone's been really friendly.
-All right, Trev? -Oh.
Oh, hi Dino!
I'll bring your lunch along in a minute.
And the thing is, I've got something very important to tell you.
It's absolutely gorgeous. Nina said you got it for a song. 300,000?
Well, they sold it to me as a Sickert, but I suspected it was actually a Degas.
Christian, darling, there's someone at the door.
Turns out I was right.
Now I insured it for 15 million.
How do you do it?
-It's the police.
Okay.
We have some questions, sir, about suspicious insurance claims
in connection with burglaries at your house.
What suspicious insurance claims?
That's him. He paid us.
Having assembled a collection of worthless fakes,
Kolstad-Bergenbatten insured it for millions, then paid
a criminal gang to steal it from his own house, and he pocketed the insurance.
Trevor Bingley, in recognition of your action,
which led directly to the imprisonment of a shameless fraudster,
the Crown hereby pardons you and grants you immediate release.
-Dad! -Darling!
Ha!
-Thank you. It's amazing.
Oh, Dad.
Oh!
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. We're actually here.
Hm.
Hey?
Here.
There you go.
Hm.
-Take that!
Come here! Come on!
Get out!
Ha!
Hello! Oh!
I'm going to get you!