1 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:05,380 -PJ Flapps has looks for night... 2 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:08,216 -I'm a Flappanista. Mm! 3 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,969 -...for school. -I'm a Flappanista. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,597 -...for war. --I'm a Flappanista! 5 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:17,183 -Huh? Oh! 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,020 -PJ Flapps has been a woman-owned business 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,981 for 50 years, ever since I asked my daddy 8 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,774 for the money and he gave it to me. 9 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:29,154 -And to show our appreciation to our loyal lady customers, 10 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:32,490 it's time for our semiannual BODO sale. 11 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,492 -Don't you mean "BOGO," Mom? 12 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,704 -No, Michelle, it's, "buy one, daughter one." 13 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,706 -If you have a working credit card, 14 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:44,294 come see us at our beautiful flagship location downtown. 15 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,837 -If you're struggling financially 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,298 but willing to sift through large bins of castoffs, 17 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,592 visit our Flapps Off Worth outlet. 18 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:54,095 -So, grab your mom and come be Flappanistas together -- 19 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,638 this weekend only. 20 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,183 -Your chest makes that cardigan set look cheap. 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,185 At least wear black. 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,194 -Annie, time to BODO. But grab your birth certificate. 23 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,237 They're not gonna believe we're related. 24 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,864 -Well, I do need something brown 25 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:15,200 to wear to the Save the Manatees fundraiser. 26 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,202 -Aren't manatees extinct? 27 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,204 I thought big oil killed them all. 28 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,748 -Nope. They're just holding them for ransom. 29 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,249 [ Baby cries ] 30 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:27,837 -♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪ 31 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,757 ♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪ 32 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,719 ♪ To find a quiet space, I'm not as out of place ♪ 33 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,473 ♪ And I'm coming home again ♪ 34 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:43,311 ♪ It's been too long a time gettin' back what's mine ♪ 35 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:47,899 ♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪ 36 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:52,987 ♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe I can stay ♪ 37 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,739 Is that any good? 38 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,908 ♪♪ 39 00:01:57,991 --> 00:02:01,246 -Okay, Peter, why we paint "Do Not Touch" sign 40 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,206 on European man's gonads? 41 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,458 Hmm? -To discourage grave perverts 42 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,752 from playing with his genitals if they dig up the body. 43 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,131 I'll put on my purity blindfold and look away. 44 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,053 -Oh, boy. This gonna be a minute. 45 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:20,598 Hey, goat, bring Baba energy bar. 46 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,935 -Unh! What? [ Gasps ] Oh, my! 47 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,771 Is that...what is that? -[ Screams, bleats ] 48 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,608 -For over 30 years, I protect Peter from site of penis. 49 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,236 Now you ruin him. He ruined! 50 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:36,031 -Why is his wearing a flesh babushka? 51 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,700 It looks so cozy and complete. 52 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,162 -You see, the penis born with flap. 53 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,789 But I got you circum-snipped as baby. 54 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,960 Goat, too. Great BOGO sale. Boy one, goat one. Hey. 55 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:53,006 -What? I was born a Flappanista? This explains everything! 56 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,508 My whole life, I've felt like something's missing! 57 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,552 No wonder I can't dunk a basketball, 58 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,679 eat wings in public, or keep a girlfriend! 59 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:03,016 -It piece of skin, not magic wand. 60 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,559 -It's a lot to process. 61 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,728 Good thing my boys are coming over tonight. 62 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,647 Baba, could you please make those soft pretzel bites I like, 63 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,901 but do not come in. -[ Bleats ] 64 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,987 ♪♪ 65 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,657 -Wow! 66 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,868 -I don't get it. Where are the pockets? 67 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:25,163 -Annie, I know you want to head straight to the cankle section 68 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,998 and choose some sandpaper tent dress 69 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,460 to wear to your sea-cow party, but this sale is about me 70 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,046 overriding your personal identity with my own. 71 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,383 [ Gasps ] You're definitely trying this on. 72 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,635 -How about this? -No. 73 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,679 What size labia are you? -Um...husky? 74 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,390 [ Scoffs ] Finding an outfit that flatters your genitals 75 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,726 is gonna take a lot of work. Get lost so I can focus. 76 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,312 ♪♪ 77 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:52,524 -I'll be in the "Juniors Still Figuring Out Their Body Shape" section. 78 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,859 -Your shape is avocado, sweetie. 79 00:03:54,942 --> 00:03:58,196 -Annie, look at what I found to wear to the fundraiser. 80 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,906 -Babygirl, Hi. Nice. 81 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,367 It's cool you and your mom have the same style. 82 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,077 -For this year's sale, you have to. 83 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,580 Must be some sicko's idea of mother-daughter bonding. 84 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,417 [ Gasps ]- The same outfit? 85 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,918 -[ Laughs evilly ] 86 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,837 -Maybe if you suck it in a little. 87 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,380 -I wanted a boy! 88 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,007 -Did you try that on to be ironic? 89 00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,551 -That cannot be true. 90 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:22,178 The outfits don't have to be the same size, do they? 91 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,681 What kind of monster thought of this? 92 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:28,351 -[ Laughs evilly ] Let the game begin. 93 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,687 [ Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud! Whir! ] 94 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,606 -How could you and I ever wear the same outfit? 95 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,525 -Stop insulting my appearance. 96 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,736 My school counselor says I need to stop agreeing 97 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,364 to psychological torture just to spend time with you. 98 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,867 -Aah! -Aah! 99 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,243 -Aah! -Aah! 100 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,619 -What's happening?! 101 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,164 Aah! Unh! -Aah! Unh! 102 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,041 -That's weird. -[ Gasps ] 103 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,417 ♪♪ 104 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:56,338 Orange juice, male. Fruit punch, female. 105 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,923 Toast, male. -Sorry to interrupt, Sal. 106 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,884 I authentically respect your gendered food updates, 107 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,761 but I got to get this off my chest. 108 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,554 So you guys know how every Tuesday 109 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,222 is ladies day at the 9-11? 110 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,599 I asked my regional manager, 111 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,434 "How about making Thursdays Men's Day?" 112 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,270 But she says to me, "Don't be a jerk, Kirk." 113 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,897 So you can guess how that makes me feel. 114 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,607 -Disrespected. -Disrespected. -[ Bleating ] 115 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,983 -You want to share next, Pete? 116 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,902 Looks like something's on your mind. 117 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:22,238 -Yeah, Pete. You look even more disrespected than usual. 118 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,282 Respectfully. -Revered brethren, today 119 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,577 I found out something very valuable was stolen from me... 120 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,038 -[ Gasps ] -...by none other than my very own mother. 121 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,665 -Baba bring pizza nibbles and applesauce pouch. 122 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,626 -No girls allowed, Baba! 123 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,961 Haven't you taken enough from me? 124 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,547 -He upset I have him circumcised. 125 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,424 [ All gasping ] -Goat circumcised, too, 126 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,802 and goat not mad at Baba. -[ Bleats ] 127 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,553 -Disrespected! -Disrespected! 128 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,138 -Okay. -Hey, Pete. 129 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,141 Have you heard of the Foreskin Reattachment Movement? 130 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,102 The FRM? -What's that? 131 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,478 -Oh, yeah, it's a whole thing. 132 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,814 Happens every day, every hour, almost. 133 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,899 -It's a more popular procedure than you'd think. 134 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,402 -Mm-hmm. You can find a donor and get a transplant. 135 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,070 Or there are great detachable options 136 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,614 at the Institute for Phallic Reconnection. 137 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:07,450 I got one in snakeskin. Want to see? 138 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:11,705 -Wow! It looks just like a diamondback rattler. 139 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,331 -Sounds like one, too. [ All gasping ] 140 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,500 -[ Bleats ] -Respect. 141 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:19,462 -[ Whimpering ] 142 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,923 -[ Laughs evilly ] 143 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,554 I am Juggsaw. Welcome to my game. 144 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:31,016 -Aah! -Semiannually, teenage daughters 145 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:36,855 come to the BODO sale with their mothers full of dread. 146 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,775 Mothers should accept their daughters for who they are. 147 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,277 -We're in more trouble than I thought. 148 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,573 -So Juggsaw is here to give mothers a choice -- 149 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:50,201 validate their daughters or die. 150 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,997 -[ Whimpers ] -Trophy, in order to escape 151 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,876 with your life, you must win three games. 152 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:02,756 Each requires a different pillar of psychological wellness -- 153 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:08,011 communication, compassion, and compromise. 154 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,722 -Maybe this won't be so bad. Those words are 155 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,224 the building blocks of a healthy relationship. 156 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,560 -Let me out! 157 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,814 ♪♪ 158 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,901 -Hello. I'm Dr. Harrison Whammy. 159 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,153 And if you're watching this, you likely suffered 160 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,906 an involuntary unskinning as an infant. 161 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,533 -Uh-huh. -Peter, what you doing in there? 162 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,744 Why door stuck? -Not now, Baba! 163 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,996 -Your foreskin was a sacred treasure 164 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,916 given to you by the divine, but your hallowed cloak 165 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,210 was severed without your consent. 166 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,920 -Yes, exactly. 167 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,047 -I need to switch the laundry, Harrison. 168 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,925 -Not now, Mother! -Leave me alone! 169 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,469 -Petey, why so upset about foreskin? 170 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,264 When baby, I thought you'd like handsome American penis. 171 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,976 -You don't get it, Baba. My foreskin was a part of me. 172 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,980 When I close my eyes, I can hear the ghost of my flap 173 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:04,818 whipping across some distant boulevard of broken dreams. 174 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,528 Listen. Do you hear it? 175 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,780 -Oh, that's Baba ambient soundscape CD -- 176 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,950 "King Bedsheet Drying on Clothesline in Hurricane." 177 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,035 You want I make louder? -Aah! 178 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,454 We didn't even get to say goodbye! 179 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,248 I'm going to see Dr. Whammy. 180 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,542 -Okay, okay, we no paid retail. 181 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,127 Baba know a guy. 182 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,545 -[ Snoring ] 183 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,796 [ Gasps ] What? 184 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,298 [ Whimpers, gasps ] -[ Gasping ] 185 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,135 -Quick. Use your death powers to get us out of here. 186 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,429 -Can't. I left my crotch beetles at home. 187 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,472 They bloat me up a size and a half. 188 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,140 -[ Laughs evilly ] [ Both gasp ] 189 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:41,229 When it comes to communication, females are the superior gender, 190 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:48,278 but mothers twist these gifts into manipulative instruments 191 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,822 of pain! 192 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,617 Trophy, I've watched you gaslight and bully Annie 193 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:58,747 into tolerating your toxic behavior. 194 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,082 -Spoken like a true childless critic. 195 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,878 Just wait till you have a daughter, Jerksaw. Huh? 196 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,340 -Each time you give a manipulative response, 197 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,344 you'll be gassed until you lose consciousness. 198 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,179 [ Laughs evilly ] -What the... 199 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,681 -Communicate or die. 200 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,391 Make your choice. 201 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:22,687 Annie, describe the last time your mother chipped away 202 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,439 at your gentle spirit. 203 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,025 -Well, I guess in the dressing room, when she said 204 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,569 I have the bone structure of an air-conditioning unit. 205 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:33,281 -At least I'm honest. Are you saying I should lie to you? 206 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,657 [ Gas hisses ] 207 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,451 -[ Coughing ] 208 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,036 -Go on, Annie. 209 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,705 -Or maybe when she asked the saleslady what kind of pants 210 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,207 hide pizza-box butt. -[ Laughs ] 211 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,292 -Or when she told me I should consider stuffing my bra 212 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,211 so people will forget I have the personality 213 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,879 of a shower curtain. -[ Laughs ] 214 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,756 -Or it could be when I tried on a dress I liked 215 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,716 and she covered her eyes and screamed, 216 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,386 "Oh, God, this is my 9-11!" 217 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,929 -Oh, I see what's going on here. 218 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:59,516 Juggsaw wants you to learn to take a joke, Annie! 219 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,184 Ugh! [ Coughing ] 220 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,396 -Mom, stop! Don't you see that you're gassing yourself? 221 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,815 -Me?! You started this. 222 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,192 -What? Oh, no. Wait, did I? 223 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,237 -Well, this isn't [coughs] my fault. 224 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,363 -Maybe stop talking? 225 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,615 You look like you're gonna pass out soon. 226 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,701 -Quit being so dramatic. [ Coughs ] 227 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,953 -Oh, no. Mom! 228 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,914 [ Coughing ] What have you done? 229 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,418 -Oh, Annie, your mother proved she'd rather die 230 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,171 than take responsibility for the pain she's caused you. 231 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,091 I know it's hard to accept, but in time, 232 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,052 your psyche will heal. -[ Gasps ] 233 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,929 -What? -Annie, stop squeezing me. 234 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,764 You'll wrinkle the shirt I'm planning to steal. 235 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,183 -You're okay! -What? Huh? 236 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,937 How is this possible? You just died. 237 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,814 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. 238 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,817 -Who's trying to manipulate who now, Miss Tits? 239 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,361 -[ Laughs ] -Stop doing that! 240 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,071 -I'm not doing anything. 241 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,449 Silence! 242 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,742 -[ Gasps ] 243 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,493 Ooh, haven't been in one of these 244 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,245 since that prayer luncheon. 245 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,956 Mama likey. -Oh, you will not 246 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,750 like challenge number two. 247 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,293 -You sure about that? [ Clicks tongue ] 248 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,921 -You shut up. Just shut your -- You shut your damn mouth. 249 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,345 -[ Chuckles ] -Ah, this place like 250 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,680 Build-A-Bear, but for penis. 251 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:24,017 -Baba, hello! -Peter, this Vladislav. 252 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,228 You probably no remember, but he take your foreskin. 253 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,605 -Could you please run and get it? 254 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,982 Because I'd like it back now, sir. 255 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,525 -Oh, it long gone. 256 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,820 But we find you replacement -- better than original. 257 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,197 Come, come. 258 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,658 What style foreskin can I put you in today, Peter? 259 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,828 -You got, like, a Nissan Altima type? 260 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:48,458 -Of course. On a scale of extra, extra, extra small to the Shaq, 261 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,543 I am thinking you are... 262 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,213 slightly below average penis size, yes? 263 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,673 -Ooh, he's good. -Okay. 264 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,383 First, you pick foreskin base, 265 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,427 then we customize to suit your personality. 266 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,513 Jibbitz, piercings, tattoos. -Ooh! 267 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,889 -Stop upsell, Vlad. 268 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,683 -Peter, what you think about this one? 269 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,060 It pumpkin spice latte flavored. 270 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,229 -Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 271 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,189 I already feel so intact. 272 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,149 It's so cool! 273 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,443 -No, no. This one ugly. 274 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,405 Look used, like dog bite it off man. 275 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,573 -Baba, let boy choose own flap. 276 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,409 Peter, which speak to you? 277 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,285 Maybe the talking foreskin? 278 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,662 -Ooh, pick me. 279 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,664 -Do you have that one in glitter? 280 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,834 Two of those. No, the big one behind it. 281 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,544 Oh, this is so me. 282 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,588 -We've got your favorite Disney character, sports team. 283 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,257 You Libra, right? -Ooh. 284 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,717 -Okay. You like? 285 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,261 -[ Gasps ] It's perfect! 286 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,138 -Give me a break. Who you think you are? 287 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:48,018 Henry Kissinger? Timothée Chalamet? Try again. 288 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,310 ♪♪ 289 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,729 -We better do what Juggsaw says 290 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,522 if we ever want to get out of here. 291 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,774 -Stop whining and start chewing this collar off. 292 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,068 You've got sharp, little ferret teeth, don't you? 293 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,486 -[ Gasps ] 294 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,780 -Time to play. 295 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,742 Instead of supporting their unique interests, 296 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,620 narcissistic mothers force their daughters 297 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,415 to conform to their standards. 298 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,792 -[ Giggles ] -For test number two, Annie, 299 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,087 it's your turn to be the focus for once. 300 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:22,260 For the next 10 minutes, Trophy will actively listen to you 301 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,847 and prioritize your needs. 302 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,350 [ Laughs evilly ] 303 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:34,022 Any time Trophy turns the conversation back to her, 304 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:38,568 the noose will draw tighter around her neck. 305 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,819 [ Laughs evilly ] 306 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,821 Begin. [ Clock ticking ] 307 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,657 -I'm a pescatarian, and let me tell you about that. 308 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,494 -Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! -Basically, my main source 309 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,829 of animal protein comes from fish. 310 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,499 -Hey, Juggsy, give me that gas again, will you? 311 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,959 [ Gagging ] -The benefits of eating salmon 312 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,004 even twice a week has proved instrumental -- 313 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,006 -Tighter, tighter! 314 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,841 -Mm, no. 315 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,095 What about that nice straw and twig foreskin over there? 316 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,846 You could add googly eyes. 317 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,683 -Nope. This is definitely the one. 318 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,185 I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 319 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,812 I'll take it! 320 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,983 -Petey, it mother's job to speak harsh truth in meanest way. 321 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,862 That very flashy foreskin you cannot pull off. 322 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,699 -Oh, you mean like you did, huh? 323 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,868 -What about that one? It made of Berber carpet. 324 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:32,372 -Ugh! How can I ever expect to feel like a man 325 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,790 if you won't even let me decide 326 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,002 what outfit the top of my penis is wearing? 327 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,378 Come on! 328 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,879 Grr! [ Doorbell jangling ] 329 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,800 -Why so cranky? It's like he get sand in imaginary flap. 330 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,927 -Baba, when it comes to foreskin, 331 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,888 men want either increased sexual pleasure 332 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,141 or mother's unconditional approval. 333 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:57,022 But sometimes, man very lucky, and he find both. 334 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,357 -No! No! No more! -And that is why 335 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,902 Omega-3 fatty acids are literally a triple threat. -No more listening. 336 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,948 [ Gasping ] -Get it? Three -- triple? 337 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,909 -I had a threesome on a fishing boat once. 338 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,286 [ Groaning ] 339 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,831 -Speaking of threesomes, "Californication" star 340 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,834 David Duchovny is also a pescatarian. 341 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,297 -[Straining] You're so...boring! 342 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,008 Oh! -[ Gasps ] Juggsaw, stop! 343 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,260 That's not pretend unconsciousness from rudeness! 344 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,429 That's real unconsciousness from danger! 345 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,557 -Oh, finally. She held on longer than I thought she would. 346 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,768 But she's gone now, Annie. 347 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:39,856 You can finally focus on you instead of -- 348 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,108 -Huh? -A man once told me 349 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,278 I look like I could play the hot waitress 350 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,989 in an Applebee's commercial. 351 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,074 How about that? 352 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,078 -How is she still alive?! -She's undead. 353 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,955 -Ugh! Well, that would have been nice to know at the beginning. 354 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,665 -I get your whole agenda with my mom, 355 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,378 but she's never gonna change, and I'm getting kind of hungry. 356 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,629 -Sit tight, toots. 357 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,631 If your mother can't die, 358 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:09,177 the third challenge will all come down to you. 359 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,512 -Ugh. 360 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,890 ♪♪ 361 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,811 -Hey, Mr. Sad Penis, it's not apology, 362 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,979 but Baba know milkshake make you feel better. 363 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,649 -Oh-ho-ho! You just ordered for me, huh? 364 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,609 Didn't even ask me what I wanted. 365 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,654 -It's sweet cream flavor, lukewarm. 366 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,323 -Fine! That's exactly what I wanted! 367 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,741 [ Slurp! ] 368 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,703 [ Grunting ] 369 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,247 [ Coughing ] 370 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,623 Wait a second. [ Gasps ] 371 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,625 It's the foreskin I wanted! 372 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,669 Oh, Baba, you bought it for me 373 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,213 and hid it in my milkshake as a surprise. 374 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,757 -Baba think you make bedazzled mistake, 375 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,093 but, ah, it's your penis, Peter. 376 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,512 -Thank you, Baba! I love it! 377 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,723 -Okay, okay, Baba love it, too. 378 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,350 Quick, put it on before ants get to it. 379 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:02,939 ♪♪ 380 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,233 -Ugh! What's with these hideous clothes? 381 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,608 Haven't I suffered enough? 382 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,778 Annie, take off that ugly-ass outfit. 383 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,281 It makes you look hippy. -These are my clothes. 384 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,450 I pretty much wear this every day. 385 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,826 -I know. 386 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:19,329 -This final challenge is about compromise. 387 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,750 -Ow! Oh, jeez latouche. 388 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,669 -Annie, you are so desperate 389 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,047 for your mother's love and attention 390 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,216 that you stick around no matter what. 391 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,052 I am presenting you both 392 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,056 with a variety of contemporary fashions. 393 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,768 If you can compromise on an identical outfit, 394 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,979 you can both leave unharmed. 395 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,274 -Great. I'll just pick so we can get out of here, okay, Mom? 396 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:50,070 -However, any time Trophy makes a negative comment, 397 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,114 that door will open a few centimeters. 398 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:56,576 When it's open enough for you to pass, Annie, 399 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,662 I'll allow you to go alone 400 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,248 so you can leave your mother behind 401 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,542 as you should have done long ago. 402 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,087 -We get it! -Begin! 403 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,922 -Okay, Annie, grab me those shorts, 404 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,507 but only touch the hanger. 405 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,093 I don't want you to get your ketchup smell all over them. 406 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:19,766 -Annie, why are you always the only one to compromise? 407 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,102 Do you really want to wear those shorts? 408 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,853 -Annnie, the shorts will make you look 409 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,022 like a truckstop prostitute. 410 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,275 I thought you wanted to raise some funds, dum-dum. 411 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,988 -You know what? Juggsaw is right. 412 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533 This fundraiser is really important to me. 413 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,076 I deserve to feel comfortable. 414 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,204 -Your sweat glands are too active for that, hon. 415 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,164 -Yes, Annie, yes. 416 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,584 Tell your mother how you really feel about the shorts, 417 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,462 then leave her behind forever. 418 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,841 -That outfit just isn't me. Goodbye, Mom. 419 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,261 -Annie, you know you're too big boned to fit through that door. 420 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,972 That's a size-zero squeeze, sweetheart. 421 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,975 -Can you open the door just a little more? 422 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,852 -Oh, uh, try sucking in. 423 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,105 -It just isn't me. 424 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,566 [ Laughter ] 425 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,067 -You said all kids would have 426 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,570 tiny, old, country grandmother clothes on. 427 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,989 [ Sobs ] -Dress for job you want, 428 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,951 not job you have. -[ Sobbing ] 429 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,661 [ Laughter ] -Baba, please! 430 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,371 Can't I just swim in my underwear? 431 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,081 -Why you need to swim in underwear 432 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,751 when I buy such beautiful bathing suit? 433 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,836 It cover everything shameful on you. 434 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,005 Now swim! Ah! 435 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,631 -[ Giggles ] Oh. 436 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,135 -Is fresh off runway. We'll look like model at school. 437 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,304 -It's just not me, Mom. 438 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,848 I want to be groped through mesh! 439 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,726 -You'll wear it and like it! 440 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,561 -[ Grunting ] 441 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,855 -Oh, okay, honey. 442 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,857 Let's [gags] try that.... 443 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:54,235 [retching] brown Catholic vest you like. 444 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,071 -Really? Okay. 445 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,947 You honestly think it will look good? 446 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,201 -It's very you. [ Gags ] 447 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,870 -It's working? You're bonding? 448 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,916 My experimental therapy worked! 449 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,169 [ Laughs evilly ] 450 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,547 You two just compromised! I'm a genius! 451 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,257 Only because my mom can't die. 452 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,094 Otherwise, you would have murdered her in the first round. 453 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,554 -I knew I had what it takes to be a psychotherapist. 454 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,016 -A little more psycho than therapist, if you ask me. 455 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,976 -[ Chuckles ] -Pretty good joke. 456 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,105 -Stop diminishing my accomplishment. 457 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,440 Now you sound like my mother. 458 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,234 You two are free to go... 459 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:38,196 and eligible for the BODO discount. 460 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,156 [ Kazoo plays fanfare ] 461 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,744 Please pay at the register on the way out. 462 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,747 -Ooh! Oh. Are those your breasts? 463 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,542 Oh. [ Chuckles ] So scratchy. 464 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,752 -I actually did it. 465 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,547 -Michelle? -One second. 466 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,090 Uh, uh, one second, Mom. 467 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,217 -Michelle, what's going on in there? 468 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,094 -Oh, I'm just doing business stuff. 469 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,222 I'm girl bossing. -Not Juggsaw again. 470 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,682 Michelle, you promised. 471 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,435 -But vigilante psychotherapy is my true passion. 472 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:13,231 Why can't you understand that retail just isn't me? 473 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,942 -Michelle, this is not up for discussion. 474 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,070 -If you won't let me be a therapist, 475 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,115 could I at least manage Flapps Worth Avenue instead? 476 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,284 Poor people give me the creeps. 477 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,036 -Michelle, we've discussed this. 478 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,371 Your figure says Octoberfest, not high fashion. 479 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,458 Besides, for me to even consider you in any position 480 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,584 besides Flaps Off Worth, 481 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,461 you need to run it for at least two years... 482 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,338 -Without any casualties. -...without any casualties. 483 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:41,134 Aha! So you can listen to me. You just choose not to. 484 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,221 -Oh, look, there's Baba and Pete. 485 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,182 -Hey, girls. Cool, new outfits. 486 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,060 I've got a little something new of my own. 487 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,688 Ooh! Does that flap have LED lights? Lucky! 488 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,984 -That vest make you look pound and a half too heavy. 489 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,819 [ Gasps ] Where sleeves? 490 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,739 You got ripped off. Very bad outfit. 491 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,324 Go return now. We wait here. 492 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,284 -Yes, Baba. -Okay, Baba. 493 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,996 -♪ All I want's my foreskin back ♪ 494 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,583 ♪ I want my foreskin back ♪ 495 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,671 ♪ Yeah, I want my foreskin back ♪ 496 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ I want my foreskin back ♪ 497 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:25,512 ♪ I want my foreskin back ♪ 498 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,972 ♪♪