1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:02,794 ♪♪ 2 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,587 -♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪ 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,464 ♪ Da-do-do-do ♪ 4 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,842 Hello, Mr. Bird! 5 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,677 ♪ Da-do-da-do ♪ 6 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,179 Hello, Mr. Worm! 7 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:15,015 -Annie? -[ Gasps ] 8 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,516 -Jellybean? 9 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,226 -It's happening! 10 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,480 -Look in the well and see your deepest wish. 11 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,065 -Huh? 12 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,067 Well, hello, gorgeous! 13 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,153 In your dreams, kid! 14 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,654 [ Whistling sound ] 15 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,823 Whoa! 16 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,118 [ Notifications whistling ] 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,745 It's Jellybean's birthday! 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,497 I finally get to give the lil' guy the wishing well cake 19 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:40,999 I've been working on all month! 20 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,250 Ooh. 21 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,793 I feel kinda funny. 22 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:47,839 Maybe that means my acne vitamins started working. 23 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,841 Nope. Maybe tomorrow. 24 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,093 ♪♪ 25 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,303 [ Thrumming ] 26 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,221 Ahh! What's happening? 27 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,639 -Annie, keep quiet 28 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,892 while Baba have "Calgon take me away" time. 29 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,685 -But Baba, look! 30 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,563 -It happening! 31 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,690 -[ Thrumming, chirping ] 32 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,650 -[ Crying ] 33 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:12,238 -♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪ 34 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,283 ♪ Some of my devils up and let me free ♪ 35 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,160 ♪ To find a quiet space ♪ 36 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,870 ♪ I'm not as out of place ♪ 37 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:22,664 ♪ And I'm coming home again ♪ 38 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:27,420 ♪ It's been too long a time getting back what's mine ♪ 39 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:32,300 ♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪ 40 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:37,013 ♪ But it's lookin' like maybe I can stay ♪ 41 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,765 Was that any good? 42 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:39,890 ♪♪ 43 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,435 -[ Thrumming ] 44 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,896 -Ahh! How do we take it off? 45 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,106 -Can I pet it? 46 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,775 Ohh, you're a pretty little -- 47 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,652 Ow! -[ Laughs ] 48 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:51,945 -Aww, you're sorry. 49 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,948 I can tell by the apologetic look in your milky -- 50 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,157 Ahh! 51 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,491 -Stop talking to it! 52 00:01:57,616 --> 00:01:59,244 It's better not to get too attached. 53 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,162 -But it's already attached! 54 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,580 To my stomach! 55 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,790 [ Clattering ] 56 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:08,044 -All women from our family bloodline grow teratoma. 57 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,920 It Old Country curse. 58 00:02:10,045 --> 00:02:12,007 -Teratoma? Curse? 59 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,383 -Yes. 60 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,510 Long, long ago, village witch thought 61 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,264 great-great-great-grandbaba stole her wheelbarrow. 62 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,724 [ Drill whirring ] 63 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:21,975 -Did she? -Yes. 64 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,184 And her husband. 65 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,728 He was in wheelbarrow. 66 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:29,274 But wheelbarrow very beautiful, like child to witch, 67 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:33,111 so she do hex to take our children from us. 68 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,946 She extra. -What? 69 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,614 This thing's gonna kill me? 70 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:37,949 -No, 71 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,785 but you must battle teratoma for control of your body, 72 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,120 like Supreme Court. 73 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,707 If you lose, we never see you again. 74 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,125 -Ugh. 75 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,293 This is even more traumatic than when I started my period 76 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,546 and Uncle Pete called an ambulance. 77 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,758 -I thought periods were blue, like in the commercials. 78 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,927 -Teratoma get power when you break three rules. 79 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,972 Here special turtleneck to help you remember. 80 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,265 -Ooh, turtleneck. 81 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,768 -If follow rules, teratoma will wither, 82 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,854 then we hack off in Old Country Ceremony. 83 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,522 Baba love that part. 84 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:13,860 Very solemn yet rollicking wingding of a time. 85 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,487 -I never got any rules. 86 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:18,531 -You did. You just refused to wear turtleneck. 87 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,201 -Yeah? Well, I'm a Daphne, not a Velma. 88 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,037 -Sounds awful, but I love rules. 89 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,456 -Rule one! Never give teratoma name. 90 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,209 -Mm-hmm. -Two, never give teratoma food. 91 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,627 -Okay. 92 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,587 -Three, never give teratoma email password. 93 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,464 In Old Country, rule three was, 94 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,591 never give Blockbuster video card. 95 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,345 -I hope there's no rule about giving it a little kiss. 96 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,846 -Rule four! That's rule four! 97 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,683 -But remember, Annie. Teratoma very sneaky. 98 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,852 They know your greatest wish and use to gain control, 99 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:52,273 then they steal your identity and we lose you forever. 100 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,692 -Um, Baba? 101 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,442 -Best for you to stay home under lock and key 102 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,112 till whole thing over. 103 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,490 -But I can't miss school today! It's Jellybean's birthday party! 104 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:04,285 -Cheer up, you only have to wait, ehh... 105 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,537 48 hours. 106 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,205 -Can't you take it off now? 107 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,873 -Snip-snip now and you die. 108 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,626 Trophy, make sure Annie no leave house. 109 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,504 Here, swallow shackle key. -Ugh. 110 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:18,632 [ Gulps ] -Raise tongue. Okay. 111 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,927 Peter and I go pick up hags and supplies for ceremony. 112 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,554 Hags will want keg. 113 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,389 -Aren't ya gonna call the hags and tell them we're coming? 114 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,809 -No need. Hags already know. 115 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,020 [ Sizzling ] 116 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,229 -[ Gasps ] 117 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,315 It happening! 118 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,279 -It happening! 119 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:44,242 -Ooh! It happening! 120 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,909 -[ Meows ] 121 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,370 Oh, it not happening. 122 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:51,875 -[ Hacking ] 123 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,753 -[ Gasps ] It happening! 124 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,464 ♪♪ 125 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,215 -Need seven liter of pig blood, 126 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:03,053 needle-nose plier, witch hazel, vanilla extract... 127 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,929 -Maybe we should get a box of Band-Aids. 128 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,724 I know I'm not gonna be able to stop myself 129 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,768 from touching that cute little fella. 130 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,520 -Maybe Baba buy you box of impulse control. 131 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,856 [ Tablet chimes ] Oh, Mohel calling. 132 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:19,069 It happening to Annie. Sharpen guillotine! 133 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,570 - Ahh, little Annie. [ Chuckles ] 134 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,822 I remember when she first born, 135 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,450 we thought her face was teratoma. 136 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,912 -Yes, but it grow into big pumpkin head now. 137 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,290 Did you order balloon arch? Very important. 138 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,292 -Da. We pick up now. 139 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,543 See you soon. -Ahh! 140 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,962 -Peter, grab jar of mayonnaise. 141 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,089 -[ Groans ] 142 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,883 -No. Big jar! 143 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,554 -[ Straining ] For Baba. 144 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,808 [ Chains clinking ] 145 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,183 -[ Sighs ] 146 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:54,604 - Please let me go to Jellybean's birthday party! 147 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,856 If you managed to get through having a teratoma 148 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,567 without breaking the rules, I know I can. 149 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,653 -Yeah, Baba's overreacting. 150 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,197 All these rules are just old-world superstition. 151 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,909 I mean, my ceremony was more like hot 'toma summer. 152 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,994 MTV even showed up. 153 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,579 What's up, sluts? 154 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,664 I'm Trophy Fantasy and welcome to 155 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,458 "My Super Sweet Tumor Removal"! 156 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,752 ♪♪ 157 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,838 -Did it hurt when they cut it off? 158 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,841 -I think I just bullied my 'toma till it fell off on its own. 159 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,801 I'm not great at sustaining life. 160 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,345 -I knew Baba was just being overprotective. 161 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,681 I'm going. -I mean, look at you. 162 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,766 We need to be pushing social events, 163 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,393 not keeping you from them. 164 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,145 Let me get that key. 165 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,773 Hey! I need a backdoor beetle! 166 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:43,069 Scuttle up my starfish and find that key, would ya? 167 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,529 This could take a while. 168 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,906 It's usually a little cluttered up there. 169 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,784 Ooh! Nice. 170 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,746 Now you're free and so am I. [ Locks jingle ] 171 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,123 -But how can I go to school like this? 172 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,042 -Well, I would start with some contouring 173 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,251 and then maybe a bag? 174 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,502 -[ Laughs ] 175 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,714 -Not my face. I mean the teratoma. 176 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,216 -Uh, just cover up little...Annette there. 177 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,676 Cinch it. 178 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:11,222 -Mom! You called her Annette! You broke rule #1! 179 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,640 -[ Both coughing ] 180 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,060 -Wait a second. Why does your face look so... 181 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,561 facey all of a sudden? 182 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,063 -[ Gasps ] Ooh. 183 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,231 Did breaking a rule just make me, like... 184 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,733 ten times prettier? 185 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,861 -I don't know. What's ten times zero? 186 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,198 -I sure hope Jellybean recognizes me. 187 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,574 -Hey, Mirror. 188 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,368 I'm still the fairest of them all, right? 189 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,828 I'm the MILF, she's the DILF, Daughter I'd Like to Forget. 190 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,205 Right? -For a compliment, 191 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,874 please tap or insert credit card now. 192 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:41,169 ♪♪ 193 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,421 -It happening! 194 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,715 -I bring ceremonial beating broom, 195 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,427 sacrificial house plant, and Uno. 196 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,638 -I bring cornhusk wig, eye of newt, 197 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,848 and box of participation trophies. 198 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,685 -I bring a baseball glove, a go-getter attitude, 199 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,728 and a desire for human connection. 200 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,189 -Baba, why you bring boy? 201 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,607 -[Quietly] He felt left out. 202 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,776 -Fine. I bring ceremonial scythe, 203 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,863 straps to tie her down, and gemstones. 204 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,574 -We no need gemstone. Annie very good girl. 205 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,118 -Ooh! Oh boy. 206 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,288 -Ooh, teratoma scar spasm whenever progeny break a rule. 207 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,625 -No, no. Annie not rule-breaker. It probably just neck gas. 208 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,460 Let's go. -[ Grumbling ] 209 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,295 -Shotgun! -Shotgun! Dang it. 210 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,798 [ School bell ringing ] 211 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,218 -[ Wolf whistling ] Damn, Annie. 212 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,388 I didn't know your family had new face money. 213 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,306 -Aww, Marky, you're sweet. 214 00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:38,643 -Yeah. Call me when your body matches the drapes. 215 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:42,397 -Psst, Annette to Annie! Annette to Annie, over! 216 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,775 -[ Gasps ] Whoa. You can talk? 217 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,486 -I can do a lot of things. 218 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,739 -Did you make me prettier? 219 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,616 -[ Laughs ] I'm just getting started. 220 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,995 -You give me a wittle bite of cake 221 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,623 and I'll give you anime proportions 222 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,335 and a BBL that your body won't reject 223 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,004 like your mother rejects you. 224 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,047 -You can do that? 225 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,133 -You pretend not to care about looks, 226 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,845 but I know you think your mother would love you more 227 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,515 if you were prettier. 228 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,100 -It's embarrassing, but yes. 229 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,896 Being beautiful is one of my deepest wishes. 230 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,189 Stop! 231 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,524 The wishing well can't have one seed out of place. 232 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,610 Jellybean will notice. He's a real diva. 233 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,279 ♪♪ 234 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,655 -Ooh. 235 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,407 -♪ Go, Jellybean, it's your birthday! ♪ 236 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,619 ♪ We're gonna party in moderation, of course ♪ 237 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,829 -Whoa. Annie, is that you? 238 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,665 You're so...symmetrical. 239 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,125 -My boobs are still uneven. 240 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,669 -[ British accent ] I love the way your new face 241 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,505 compliments Jellybean's fur, m'lady. 242 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,715 [ Normal voice ] What is happening to me? 243 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,217 -Are you wearing makeup? 244 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:56,221 Guinea Pig Club isn't just about creating miniature food 245 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,472 for guinea pigs. 246 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,392 It's also about self-acceptance. 247 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,726 -Don't be ridiculous. 248 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,895 Now let's let the birthday pig eat. 249 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,896 Ta-da! 250 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,440 -Happy birthday, Jellybean. 251 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,733 -He's nibbling! 252 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,819 -Sorry, rat lovers. The bugs are back. 253 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,362 Gotta fumigate tonight. 254 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,407 One of youse better take Jellybean home for a sleepover. 255 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,075 What? Is that you, Annie? 256 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:20,245 I remember you being a little harder on the eyes. 257 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,538 -It's just a glow-up. 258 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,915 It happens to unsightly people online all the time. 259 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,375 [ School bell rings ] 260 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,835 -Why don't you take him, Annie. 261 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,087 You're clearly looking for affirmation. 262 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,882 -Just remember, plastic surgery is a slippery slope. 263 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,677 My aunt was really into cats and, well... 264 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,804 now she's a cat. 265 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,432 -I--I mean, we love you just the way you are...were! 266 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,226 Oh, God. Please go back to normal. 267 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:47,522 -They're all just jealous of your new face. 268 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,774 I know you want the body to match. 269 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,778 Then Trophy will finally be proud of you. 270 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,032 Let me make you so attractive, 271 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,910 no one will ever abandon you again. 272 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,454 -I'm gonna be the same Annie on the inside, right? 273 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:07,292 -Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Dreams come true when you cake pop me. 274 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,294 [ Cackles ] 275 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,463 -Mmm... 276 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,132 -[ Humming ] -Ahh! 277 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,468 -[ Cackling ] 278 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,888 -Whoa. It worked! 279 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,807 I can't wait to show mom my new smokeshow body. 280 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:26,936 -Our new body. She's gonna love us. 281 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:34,361 ♪♪ 282 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,279 -Peter, for last time, 283 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,823 teratoma does not have crush on you. 284 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,700 -I know what I felt! 285 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:44,287 Pretty sure the connection was undeniable on her end, too. 286 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,789 [ Tires screeching ] 287 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:46,998 -[ All shouting ] 288 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,000 -Teratoma grows more powerful. 289 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,169 -We must go to the child at once. 290 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,796 Where did you trap her? 291 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,881 -Locked in cage in morgue, I hope. 292 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,926 -Oh, she chained to floor. Trophy watch her -- 293 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,553 -Baba, look! 294 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,684 -It happening! 295 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,852 [ Tires squeal ] 296 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,230 ♪♪ 297 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,439 -[ Groans ] 298 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,150 -She suicide again? 299 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,112 -Nope, just dozed off. What's for dinner? 300 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,656 [ Rumbling ] -Teratoma, teratoma. 301 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,657 -You fool! 302 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,410 Who knows what teratoma do by now? 303 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,079 -Hey, guys, we have a new family member. 304 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,372 -[ Gasping ] 305 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,957 -Who are you and why did you turn Annie 306 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,166 into a guinea pig? 307 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,710 -Annie? [ Gasps ] 308 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,504 Thigh gap? You have a thigh gap now? 309 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,799 What have you done to me??! 310 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,593 -But isn't this how you always wanted me to look? 311 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,805 -Is that why you being beautiful your deepest wish? 312 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,433 To get approval of shallow mother? 313 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,851 -What's the big deal? 314 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:51,062 So I broke a rule or two for once in my beige life. 315 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,313 -[ Gasping ] 316 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,190 -Ceremony will be harder now. 317 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,483 More like exorcism. 318 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,194 -Too hard. Child is lost. 319 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,363 -No, Annie not break last rule. 320 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,823 That important thing. 321 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,659 This hottie body will be gone soon enough. 322 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,244 -[ Gasps ] Gone? What do you mean gone? 323 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:11,416 -When we snip-snip teratoma, you go from 10 back to 3.5. 324 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,544 Now go to room and Peter will nail door shut. 325 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,421 -On it! 326 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,965 -She understood the ass-ignment. 327 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,509 -All I see is juicy peach, 328 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,512 swinging on branch in summer wind. 329 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,640 -Lots of jelly on that toast. 330 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:31,603 -Hey! Admire my ass! I'm the babe of this house! 331 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,523 -Not anymore. Welcome to sisterhood of hags. 332 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,652 -You can fill out membership form online. 333 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,738 -I can't believe my mom didn't like the new me. 334 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:45,909 -All that matters is what you like. 335 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,369 -Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 336 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,245 I just thought I'd have a little chat-a-rooski 337 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,663 with my number one daughter. 338 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,998 -So it did work! 339 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,417 I knew that if I became pretty, you'd want to be 340 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,670 as close as mother and daughter can be. 341 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,463 -Oh, that's so sad, Annie. 342 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,256 It doesn't matter what you look like. 343 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,593 I never wanted to be as close as mother and daughter can be. 344 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,220 I'm here because of that damn teratoma. 345 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,182 The way it's making you hot is wreaking havoc on our family, 346 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,226 which I obviously -- [ Gags ] -- 347 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,894 love and cherish. 348 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,104 -Uh-huh... 349 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,605 -So I was thinking, baby, 350 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:19,109 why don't I use my death powers to take it off you 351 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,277 and put it on me instead? 352 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,697 -What? No! That will kill me! 353 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,950 -Everything is always about Annie, isn't it? 354 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,785 Death powerrr-- 355 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,037 -Ahh! -Get hold of self, faded bimbo. 356 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,124 Baba used to be even hotter than you, don't forget! 357 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,628 Looks fade. Go find hobby. 358 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,172 Only 12 hour to go till removal. 359 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,632 Get rest. 360 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,803 Tomorrow after ceremony, you be adorkable Annie again 361 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,681 with very sizable flesh wound. 362 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,183 -And I'll go back to being the sole 363 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,144 supernatural beauty around here. 364 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,731 Eat it, Annie! 365 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,149 -[ Laughs ] 366 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:03,611 I see now your greatest wish was for Trophy to appreciate you. 367 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:07,574 Bad news, Annie -- now your whole family 368 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:12,287 doesn't respect your dreams, aww. 369 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,621 -But I love my family. 370 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,623 -It's time to love yourself! 371 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,876 Let's get out of town and start making those videos 372 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,753 where hot girls eat a ton of ramen 373 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,338 but never gain any weight. 374 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,340 Don't let your mother hold you back! 375 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,009 -Ahh! 376 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,637 -[Both voices] Totes, you're super-right, Annette. 377 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,849 Let me tell you my email password. 378 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,142 -No! 379 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,435 -It's time for us to go. 380 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,437 Just say the word. -No! 381 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,357 -Say it! -Oof. 382 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,233 -Jellybean. 383 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:46,237 -[ Cackling ] 384 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,781 [ Purring ] 385 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,701 I'll make it so there's no home to come back to. 386 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,787 -Is it time to saw that thing off yet? 387 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,082 I'm done being Nicky Hilton to Annie's Paris. 388 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,540 -Phew! 389 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,794 It took all day, but I think we finally ready 390 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,962 for advanced-stage teratoma ceremony. 391 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,507 -And you won't even consider letting me date 392 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,384 the teratoma after it's been cut off 393 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,761 and preserved in a jar, because why? 394 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,806 -Hello, folks, I'm... -No mortuary business today. 395 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,849 You have to embalm your own till Monday. 396 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,226 Shoo! -Hey, whoa, whoa. 397 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,603 I'm here for the house. -What this nonsense? 398 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,897 -As of tomorrow morning, this place is mine. 399 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,982 -Well, the stuff inside of it is mine. 400 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,985 Somebody named Baba Fantasy sold it all to me. 401 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,154 -No...it can't be. 402 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,031 Ohh. -Baba! 403 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,410 Your babushka is slumping forward into crisis mode! 404 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,413 -Annie! 405 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:40,125 No! [ Gasps ] 406 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:45,422 Teratoma in control now. 407 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,507 It happening! 408 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,842 -Don't worry, Baba. 409 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,177 We explain to pawn star and shady realtor 410 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,806 that old country insurance policy cover teratoma fraud. 411 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,516 They gone. -So is Annie. 412 00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:00,270 She break third rule and become beautiful conwoman on the lam. 413 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,521 -Forget about the third rule. 414 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,565 Annie broke the golden rule, Baba. 415 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,318 Thou shalt not be hotter than your gorgeous mother! 416 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,279 -It your fault she gone forever! 417 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,739 -Hey, is Annie home? 418 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,406 Someone drained the Guinea Pig Club's 419 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,785 online savings account to check into a hotel by the airport! 420 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,871 Annie's the only one with access. 421 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,080 -Annie not here. How much was in there? 422 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,790 -$10,000. 423 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,626 Jellybean comes from money. 424 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,252 Tell Annie to call me. 425 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,631 -We have got to catch Annie before she disappears forever. 426 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,300 I could never sleep at night 427 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,470 knowing she's out there in the world somewhere, 428 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,305 looking sexier than me. 429 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,681 -Bank alert. [ Gasps ] 430 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,892 Someone use credit card to buy plane ticket. 431 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,145 -Teratoma wants to return to teratoma homeland, 432 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,524 and from there empower all teratoma to take over world! 433 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,651 -Are you serious? -Ahh! 434 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,821 I don't know! I very dramatic by nature! 435 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574 -Baba fix. We must try save her. 436 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:59,037 ♪♪ 437 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,040 -Airport, please. 438 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,168 Say, what's your sign, handsome? -I not sure. 439 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,878 -What about your Social Security Number? 440 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,505 That can tell you a lot about a person. 441 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,591 Hello? I asked you a question! 442 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,551 What's going on? 443 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:19,849 ♪♪ 444 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,811 -[ Snarling ] -Teratoma, teratoma. 445 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,898 Teratoma, teratoma. -Let me go! 446 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,443 The power of hotness compels me. 447 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,570 -Annie, honey, you still in there? 448 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:33,947 I miss the old you. 449 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533 You made me feel safe. Come back to mama! 450 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,867 Come on. Come on back to mama! 451 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,788 -I'm leaving town just like you did! 452 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:46,167 -Annie, if you can hear me, you are beautiful! 453 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,545 I mean, maybe not capital-B Beautiful,but... 454 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,131 something -- something inner beauty. 455 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,882 I never pay attention during that part of the movie. 456 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,134 It's such horseshit. 457 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:59,889 Except now, when it's totally real. 458 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,141 -It time. 459 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,477 -Teratoma, teratoma. 460 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,980 [ Gems clinking ] 461 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,732 -Nooooo! 462 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,609 -Hold her still! Hold her still! 463 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,403 -We trying! 464 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,654 -[ Gasping ] 465 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,157 -Old world ways never wrong! 466 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,535 -[ Roars ] 467 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,704 [ Hags shouting ] 468 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,082 -Teratoma stronger than sanctimonious blade! 469 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,625 Very bad sign! 470 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,044 -[ Growling ] 471 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,339 -Not to be dramatic, but Annie lost forever 472 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,716 -Look, maybe it is true that there's only room 473 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,343 for one hot person in this family. 474 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:39,804 But there's only room for one good person in this family, 475 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,765 and that's you, Annie. 476 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,476 -I'm everything you are but 15 years younger 477 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,769 with a pulse! 478 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,896 -It's my turn, old woman. 479 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,815 Death powers! 480 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,610 -[ Cackles ] -Ha-ha! 481 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,278 Ahh! 482 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,449 [ Thudding ] 483 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,118 -Not so pretty now, huh? 484 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,788 Try catching a dick when you're double dead! 485 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,289 [ Cackles ] 486 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,957 -I never thought Annie would be the one to kill us. 487 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,501 Hold me, Jellybean! 488 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,710 Ow! 489 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,129 -[ Laughs ] 490 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,757 [ Screaming ] 491 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,594 ♪♪ 492 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,262 -Oh, rat save girl. 493 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,515 -Hags go home now. 494 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,643 ♪♪ 495 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,437 -Jellybean? Is she gone? 496 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,648 I never realized what an ugly duckling I was. 497 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,149 I mean, I knew I wasn't a swan, 498 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,319 but I liked to pretend I was a regular duck at least. 499 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,196 -It's good to have you back, Annie. 500 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,407 And there's something I need you to know. 501 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,409 I love your face. 502 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,868 -You do? -Uh-huh. 503 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,745 And if you want to do something about the bod, 504 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,332 we can go down to Mexico when you turn 18. 505 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:54,004 -You beautiful in own way, like misshapen clay sculpture 506 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,506 made by small child as gift. 507 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,258 Embrace me. 508 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,219 -I was ready to save the day, but you have those teeth. 509 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,138 Hard to compete with those teeth. 510 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,348 Ow! -Enough with hugs. 511 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,269 Annie, bring jar and come down to morgue. 512 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:14,107 It time to put your teratoma with others. 513 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,526 -They're all so beautiful. 514 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:20,905 -Peter, if you cannot control yourself, go wait in corner. 515 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,992 That your great-great-grandbaba teratoma. 516 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,161 Hers have a lot of eyes. 517 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:30,081 And that great-grandbaba's. Hers have a lot of noses. 518 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,710 And this one mine. It have a lot of whiskers. 519 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:38,214 And yours go right here, next to Trophy's. 520 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,051 -[ Grunts ] 521 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,303 I can't really see yours, Mom. 522 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,182 -No, it's in there. See? 523 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,267 -Oh, yeah. 524 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:54,272 ♪♪ 525 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,609 -[ Cackles ] 526 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:01,905 -♪ If I die tonight, I'mma make it look pretty ♪ 527 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,741 ♪ Yeah, I'm in your spot, yeah, I'm in your city ♪ 528 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,786 ♪ Acting real rude, bad attitude ♪ 529 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,371 ♪ Acting real goofy ♪ 530 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:13,083 ♪ But if I press you out, I'mma make it look pretty ♪ 531 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,420 ♪ If I start a fight, I'mma make it look pretty ♪ 532 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,799 ♪ Yeah, I'm your spot, yeah, I'm in your city ♪ 533 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,843 ♪ Acting real rude, bad attitude ♪ 534 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,054 ♪ Acting real goofy ♪