1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,796 -Funerals. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,257 Traditionally, a total bummer. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,467 -Bad enough that my dad died. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,387 Now I gotta sit through a funeral? 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:15,390 -For far too long, funerals have been boring, 6 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:19,060 rubbing mortality in our faces, but not anymore. 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,312 Welcome to the future of mourning! 8 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,523 At Death Fulfillment Centers International, 9 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,276 we're revolutionizing the grieving experience... 10 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:29,404 by totally replacing it with outer space. 11 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,906 DFCI launches your deceased into the sky 12 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,324 and blows them up... 13 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,119 turning your loved ones into a fireworks display 14 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,787 that's beautiful and fleeting. 15 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,706 Just like life, but death. 16 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,207 Just listen to our satisfied customers. 17 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,709 -I'll be honest, 18 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,421 I never felt anything for my wife during our marriage, 19 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,882 but watching her careen into the sky 20 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,218 and become an oversized twinkly fire flower, 21 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,764 I'm now in awe of her splendor and beauty. 22 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:59,392 Thank you, DFCI. 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,811 -Say hello to the new goodbye. 24 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,357 We're putting regular funeral parlors right out of business. 25 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,942 Don't miss the grand opening of our new location in... 26 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,694 Fort Gator! 27 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,196 -No! 28 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,739 [ Down-tempo music plays ] [ Crying ] 29 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:17,577 -♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪ 30 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:22,457 ♪ Some of my devils up and left me free to find a quiet space ♪ 31 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:24,417 ♪ I'm not as out of place ♪ 32 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:28,088 ♪ And I'm coming home again ♪ 33 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:32,592 ♪ It's been too long a time gettin' back what's mine ♪ 34 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:37,847 ♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪ 35 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:42,394 ♪ But it's lookin' now like maybe I can stay ♪ 36 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,563 Was that any good? 37 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:47,941 -Billionaire death-disrupter Ref Mazos 38 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:51,194 is building a Death Fulfillment Center in Fort Gator. 39 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,696 -Once a DFC opens, 40 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:55,323 all the local funeral homes shut down one by one. 41 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,241 Tender Endings won't be able to compete! 42 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,620 -Stop worry. Mayor Todd never let DFC happen. 43 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,497 He know importance of funeral. 44 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,624 [ Cellphone chimes ] -Breaking news! 45 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,750 -Bad news, guys. 46 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,294 Looks like Mayor Todd is, like, dead. 47 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:09,838 Cancelled by God. -Yeah. 48 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:13,341 There was, like, a brutal ATV accident on Make Out Hill. 49 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,344 -Which Mayor Todd recently renamed Penetration Point 50 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,762 in honor of yours truly. 51 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,681 -An unknown basic lady was also found 52 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,558 at the bottom of Clumsy-Wife Cliff. 53 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,476 Wives, when your husband says he wants 54 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,062 to re-kindle your marriage at Penetration Point, 55 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,272 please don't fall for it. 56 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,315 SXPD out! 57 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,026 -Mayor Todd is dead! 58 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,944 Now what are we gonna do, Baba? 59 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,362 -What "we," white man? 60 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,740 This perfect opportunity for Baba to retire. 61 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,951 -We have to start a petition against the DFC! 62 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,536 -Petitions never work, Annie. 63 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,538 -I better go get my lucky clipboard. 64 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,707 -You have to find new way to support family. 65 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,375 -[ Groans ] Okay, okay, I see where this is going. 66 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,877 You want me to seduce this Ref bajillionaire 67 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,545 for the sake of the family, right? 68 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,922 Tell him to shut the DFC if he wants my legs to open? 69 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,050 Fine, I will! 70 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,970 -[ Sobbing ] 71 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,263 -And if enough residents sign, 72 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,515 we can stop the DFC from ever opening! 73 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,185 -I put on a robe for this? 74 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,437 -Young lady, it almost sounds 75 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,648 like you're against corporate monopolies. 76 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,901 -Me and Maw ain't never gonna die! 77 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,319 You can't make us! 78 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,820 -This sounds very interesting. 79 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,573 Why don't you come in and tell me more about it? 80 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,241 -Are you a child murderer? 81 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,035 -There's no way to know, is there? 82 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,870 -Actually, there is a quick test my Baba taught me. 83 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,579 ♪ Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪ 84 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,374 ♪ Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪ 85 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,708 ♪ Fly's in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪ 86 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,251 -♪ Skip to the Lou my darling ♪ 87 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,670 Damn it! -Help! 88 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,713 I was taken from my home in Des Moines, Iowa! 89 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,340 -And I would've got away with it, too, 90 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,676 if it weren't for that meddling song! 91 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,260 -Thanks for helping us catch 92 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,054 Casper the child trafficker, Annie. 93 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,599 -Hey, would you mind signing my petition to stop the DFC? 94 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,434 -Why? Dead people are gross. 95 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,728 Space isn't far enough away. 96 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:49,938 -How about you? 97 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,856 -Your cause sounds stupid. 98 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,066 -[ Sighs ] 99 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,734 Come on, Annie. 100 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:58,321 All it takes is one yes to get the ol' change train a chugging. 101 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,824 [ Doorbell rings ] Choo-choo. 102 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,742 -Annie! -Joey! 103 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,286 Oh, wow, I thought my mother killed you. 104 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,913 -Oh, yeah. She tried, but no. 105 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:09,624 I was away at a candle-centric boarding school 106 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,626 until my mom yanked me out last week. 107 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,044 She's worried about money now 108 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,630 since the DFC might put us out of business. 109 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,339 Cool clipboard, by the way. 110 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,882 -I'm actually trying to get the town 111 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,011 to sign a petition to keep the DFC out of Fort Gator. 112 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,554 -Any luck? 113 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,556 -Well, I signed it, so that's a grand total of...one. 114 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,934 -You know, Annie, I'm really glad you came by. 115 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,936 There's somewhere I want to take you. 116 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,355 Have you ever heard of Make Out Hill? 117 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,940 -Right next to Second Base Bluff? 118 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,775 Of course I've heard of it. -Will you go there with me? 119 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,279 It's important. Let me go grab my bike. 120 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,905 -I really need to get more signatures, 121 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,783 but there comes a time when the cause must pause 122 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,745 so Joey's paws can go down my draws. 123 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,164 So the petition can wait 'til tonight. 124 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,874 I'm in! [ Grunts ] 125 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,084 -Hold on tight. 126 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,796 ♪♪ 127 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,342 -Time to have a funeral for our funeral home. 128 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,510 -Mmm. Geez Latouche! 129 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,347 What's in this? I can really taste the anguish. 130 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,556 I mean, not taste. 131 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,224 What -- What's the word? Feel. Feel. 132 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,018 -It's my version of a painkiller. 133 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,811 I call it a pain feeler. 134 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,856 -Okay, I need Ref to want to bang me, not console me. 135 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:18,735 Give me a drink that makes me numb and extra-flexible. 136 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,613 -Try this, a Dark and Horny. 137 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,698 -Mmm. What's the extra kick at the end? 138 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,700 -There's a goat Viagra floater. 139 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,828 -My brother, a genius. 140 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:33,207 -[ Sobbing ] 141 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,752 Yeah. 142 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,129 -I want to show you something very special, 143 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,547 but I-I'm kinda nervous. 144 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,216 So close your eyes. 145 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,009 -Can't you give me a clue? 146 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,553 -Uh, it's little and pink. 147 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,222 Okay, no peeking. 148 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,975 -Joey, will you still respect me if I go along with this? 149 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:53,561 -I guess it depends a little bit on what you do with it. 150 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,605 Okay...open your eyes. 151 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,732 -Why are your pants still on? [ Gasps ] 152 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,360 Is that...? -A severed human finger! 153 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,321 I was riding my bike up here yesterday and found it. 154 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,989 -And you just left it here? 155 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,617 -I figured I'd give the owner 24 hours to come back and get it, 156 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,536 but that time has passed. 157 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,830 Now it's fingers keepers! 158 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,415 -[ Gasps ] Do you think this has something to do with 159 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,833 Mayor Todd's death? 160 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,209 -Maybe. 161 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,669 The sooner we find out, 162 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,295 the sooner we know whether or not I can keep it! 163 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,381 C'mon! 164 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,259 ♪♪ 165 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,510 -Knock! Knock! -Ugh! 166 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,303 -Hey, baby. 167 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,597 After I saw you on TV, I just had to know if your penis 168 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,183 looks anything like your rockets. 169 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,269 [ Moaning ] 170 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,812 Comin' atcha. 171 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,397 [ Meows ] 172 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,274 Hope you got insurance, big boy. 173 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,900 -Ugh. Can I help you? 174 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,193 ♪♪ 175 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,528 -Oh. 176 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,030 You're a ghost town from the waist down. 177 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,073 -If you're trying to seduce me, [Groans] 178 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,242 you're humping up the wrong bionic leg. 179 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,869 I get hard in a different way. 180 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,372 It's a mental stiffness engorged by power, money, 181 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:58,460 and watching intergenerational family businesses collapse. 182 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,961 Now, if you'll excuse me... -Wait! 183 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,255 My stupid family has a stupid funeral home, 184 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,341 and if it closes, we'll be out on the streets. 185 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,052 There has to be some kind of depraved arrangement 186 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,138 I could bribe you with to keep the DFC from opening. 187 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,639 -Hmm. If you're willing 188 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,142 to let me completely and utterly use you... 189 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,311 -Yup! -...in a nonsexual manner... 190 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,562 -Huh. 191 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,481 -...I might have just the job for you. 192 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,024 -Hmm. 193 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,400 Well, I don't like the sound of "nonsexual" and "job" 194 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,651 in the same breath, but, hey! 195 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,279 Broaden my horizons, rocket boy! 196 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,906 ♪♪ 197 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:33,912 -Welcome to Funeral Director VR. 198 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,164 -[ Moaning ] 199 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,499 -Shh. Stop moaning. 200 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,000 You ruin retirement. [ Goat bleats ] 201 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,670 -This is all happening so fast, Baba. 202 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,755 I've lost my purpose. 203 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,591 -Look. I try learn retirement. 204 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:47,967 You need pivot, too. 205 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,804 -But my only skills are upselling coffins, 206 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,432 loving my mother too much, and super-tasting. 207 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,183 -You make good cocktails. 208 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,519 How about you fix Baba one? 209 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,104 -Okay, what are you in the mood for? 210 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,357 -Make Baba drink that help with hang loose. 211 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,526 -Ooh! I got the perfect thing. 212 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,194 Coming right up! 213 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,862 -Ahh. 214 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,990 Now to sell coffins to family with final expense insurance. 215 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,617 ♪♪ 216 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,160 -I think I can use the fingerprint 217 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,955 from our friend here to log into social media. 218 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,332 Then we can see who it belonged to. 219 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,669 -Welcome, Valerie Mazos. 220 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,171 -This is Ref Mazos's wife's finger? 221 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,007 -She must have been the basic woman 222 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,967 who exploded with Mayor Todd! 223 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,177 -Something about this doesn't feel right, Joey. 224 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,929 The DFC comes to town, 225 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,640 then the mayor and Ref's wife suddenly die in an accident? 226 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,811 -This feels like chickens playing badminton. 227 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,231 -What do you mean? -Foul play. 228 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:47,235 [ Both laugh ] 229 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,404 -Oh, Joey... -Yeah. 230 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,864 -Wait! 231 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,365 My mom was gonna try and seduce Ref tonight! 232 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,658 What if she's in danger! 233 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,368 -We better go warn her. -Totally. 234 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,371 But maybe we should go back to Make Out Hill first? 235 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,914 You know, to find more clues 236 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,501 or to lose something else, maybe? 237 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,961 -No time, Annie! 238 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,254 -[ Sighs ] 239 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:14,262 -Usually, I get it on the first try, but this one is a toughy. 240 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,931 Version 15 will be the one. 241 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,767 Madam. 242 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:22,062 -Hmm. Taste more like ennui than retiree. 243 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897 [ Cellphone vibrating, Goat bleating ] 244 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,440 -Turn on the news, old woman! 245 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,067 It seems your idiot daughter 246 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,777 who was going to burn out and die 247 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,738 before she turned 30 just hit El Big Time! 248 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,615 -You did die before 30. 249 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,658 -Turn on the news! 250 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,285 -Breaking news! 251 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,703 Due to budget cuts, 252 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,580 Fort Gator has decided to do away with elections 253 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,501 and just let the richest man or woman in town choose the mayor. 254 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,920 -C'mon, good mayor. C'mon, good mayor! 255 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,589 Old Petey needs his business back. 256 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,300 -Fort Alligator, it is my privilege 257 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,302 to introduce you to your new mayor. 258 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:58,682 Her Honor, Trophy Fantasy! 259 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,142 -I can't believe she did it! 260 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,228 Yes! -Oh, boy. 261 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,896 This very bad. 262 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:09,943 -Citizens of Fort Gator, it is an honor to be your new mayor. 263 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,279 I mean, not an honor like getting an extra nugget 264 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,949 in your order because a teenager thinks you're a MILF. 265 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:19,828 But still, an honor of some kind. 266 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,497 [ Cheers and applause ] Ref, if you will. 267 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,124 It's now my pleasure as Mayor 268 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,502 to declare the Fort Gator Death Fulfillment Center 269 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,463 officially open for business! 270 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,424 -[ Screaming ] 271 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,259 ♪♪ 272 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,052 -[ Whispering indistinctly ] 273 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,846 -Oh, right, right. 274 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:43,143 And as my first act as mayor, I'll be outlawing grief. 275 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,894 All crying or wailing is now forbidden. 276 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,980 People can still die and funerals can still happen. 277 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,690 They just have to be fun and involve rockets, 278 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,108 or you go straight to jail. 279 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,028 Okay, I'm done. How do I turn this mic off? 280 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,448 ♪♪ 281 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,408 -[ Crying ] 282 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,993 -Peter. Stop with blubbering. 283 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,328 Adjust to new normal or sister arrest you. 284 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:07,042 -Tender Endings just doesn't have a purpose anymore. 285 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,543 [ Doorbell rings ] 286 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,004 -Peter, I know funerals are verboten, 287 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,923 but we didn't know where else to go. 288 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,009 -You've always helped us with our grief, Pete. 289 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,220 I mean, you know my brother hated rockets 290 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,222 and fireworks. 291 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,475 It's a lot to unpack, man. 292 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,895 -I used to attend funerals of people I didn't even know 293 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,565 just so I wouldn't have to cry alone. 294 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:34,027 Now what am I supposed to do? 295 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,405 -Oh, I'm not allowed to perform funerals, 296 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,866 but I can invite you in for a drink. 297 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,410 Quick, come in and head downstairs. 298 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,330 ♪♪ 299 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,581 -Look, honey! 300 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,792 Aren't you proud of Mommy? 301 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,086 I'm the Mayor! 302 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,589 This sash is pure Chinese satin. Do you want to touch it? 303 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,007 -Mom, what are you doing? 304 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,134 Did you know the woman who died with Mayor Todd 305 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,761 was Refs' wife? 306 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,722 -Honey, if she's dead, she's his ex-wife. 307 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,683 I got to bounce, baby girl. My limo is here. 308 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,934 I'm the Mayor. 309 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,103 -Mrs. Fantasy, you're just a puppet. 310 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,397 Ref made you mayor so he can be in control 311 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,899 without seeming like he's pulling all the strings. 312 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,902 -Ugh. I thought you were dead. 313 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,238 Don't be so jealous of my success, Annie! 314 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,908 I'll have as much time for you as I always did! 315 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:26,871 -♪ Don't cry out loud ♪ 316 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,165 ♪ Just keep it inside ♪ 317 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:34,379 ♪ Learn how to hide your feelings ♪ 318 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:39,467 ♪ Fly high and proud ♪ 319 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,927 ♪ And if you should fall ♪ 320 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,137 -Grief is a crime. 321 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,097 Report offenders to the SXPD. 322 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,308 Mayor Trophy says let's get fun, Fort Gator! 323 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,643 [ Dog barks, tires screech ] 324 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,687 -Puddles! No! 325 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,815 I loved Puddles, and now she's a puddle of blood! 326 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,191 -Hey, Mr. Weepy! 327 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,818 You are under arrest. 328 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,487 -You are in violation of Trophy's Law. 329 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,989 No grieving in public, dude. 330 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,992 -Either take her to the DFC for a joyful sendoff 331 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,161 or your bereaved butt is going to jail. 332 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,370 -Puddles! 333 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,415 ♪♪ 334 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,666 -Password? 335 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,251 -Chopping onions. -[ Crying ] 336 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,836 -Quick. Head down to the morgue. 337 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,088 Join the others. 338 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:21,009 [ All crying ] 339 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,803 -Welcome to Weepy Pete's Secret Speakeasy for Sadness. 340 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,096 Mourn at your own risk. 341 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,015 We've got a two-drink minimum, folks. 342 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:31,019 -We just shot our cousin Jessie off into space, 343 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,981 but he is -- he was a great swimmer... 344 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:38,818 and DJ...pinball player... and cousin! 345 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,236 -Jessie was great. 346 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,947 I know because he had such a loving family. 347 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,033 I'll make you a couple of Cry Thais. 348 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,577 The coconut adds a subdued sweetness 349 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,204 to bawling your eyes out. 350 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,873 -You've set up a nice little spot here, Pete. 351 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,209 My mother would have loved it. 352 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,878 -Here's a Ma-grieve-rita, on the house. 353 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,922 Let it out. 354 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,382 Who knew drinking 355 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:04,135 would be the best way to deal with your sadness? 356 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,929 ♪♪ 357 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,389 -Where did you find this again? 358 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,890 -At Penetration Point. 359 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,184 -Aren't you two a little young to be up there? 360 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,062 -Not anymore. -Oh, did they repeal that? 361 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,188 -Tuesday. 362 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,898 Because of a petition, believe it or not. 363 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,316 -Listen, we have proof 364 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,027 this finger belonged to Valerie Mazos. 365 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,863 Don't you think it's suspicious that Ref's wife 366 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,241 and the Mayor died on the same night? 367 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,369 -Eh, probably, but we don't have time to investigate murders. 368 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:33,498 Since the DFC opened and sadness was outlawed, we're swamped. 369 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,040 -Maybe you two could solve it. 370 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,669 -We're trying, but we need your help! 371 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,921 -Get in line. We've got our hands full. 372 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,506 Weepers, mourners, 373 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,383 people with allergies suing us for wrongful imprisonment. 374 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,011 -We have an entire holding cell full of babies. 375 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,680 A finger is the least of our problems. 376 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,348 -Let's just go. 377 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,350 -And there's no other way, Mother? 378 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,601 Fine! 379 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,020 -So I was thinking, 380 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,897 since we need a nice, quiet spot to brainstorm, 381 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,899 why don't we head up to Make Out Hill? 382 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,152 -Sorry, Annie. That was my mom. 383 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,780 With the DFC expanding and Blissful Passings closed, 384 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,449 my family is moving. 385 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,576 I'm afraid this is goodbye. 386 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,120 -Oh, Joey, I would cry right now 387 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,206 if it weren't punishable with jail time. 388 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,791 -Me, too. 389 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,460 I'll never forget you, Annie. 390 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,669 You were my first. 391 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,838 My first Annie. 392 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,426 ♪♪ 393 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,471 -Welp, Fort Gator is like baby shampoo -- 394 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,014 no more tears. 395 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,266 The DFC is thriving, 396 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,435 and funeral homes have all closed. 397 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,812 I've done everything you wanted, Sexykins. 398 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,439 Everything. -Ugh. 399 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,358 Please, Trophy, I don't want to have to keep saying this. 400 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,026 Just call me Ref. -Oh, right. 401 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,277 I keep forgetting your ding-dong 402 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,904 doesn't want me as a ride- along. 403 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,156 I never imagined I'd become so successful 404 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,658 based on my charm, brains, and lack of scruples. 405 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,993 -Uh-huh. 406 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,620 -So listen, now that you got what you wanted, 407 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,831 how about I get to do some mayoral stuff that I want to do? 408 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,833 Like putting wine in the water fountains 409 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,503 and a law saying only people with good feet 410 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,712 get to wear flip-flops. 411 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,214 -Sorry, Trophy. 412 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,590 Now that we've got things all set in Fort Alligator... 413 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,841 -It's Fort Gator. 414 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,593 -...we have to head to the next town. 415 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,928 I was thinking...Omaha. 416 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,221 There are a lot of people 417 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,472 drinking themselves to death there. 418 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,183 -Omaha?! But I want to run Fort Gator! 419 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,185 -Think bigger, Trophy! 420 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,313 You're amazing at doing what I want you to do for money. 421 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,233 Come with me and who knows? One day, you could be president. 422 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,944 Now get out and pack your shit. -But the car is still moving! 423 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,195 -Yeah, yeah. It's called a rolling stop. 424 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,905 See you tomorrow! -[ Grunts ] 425 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:33,451 I refuse to believe there's no sexual tension between us! 426 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,455 [ All crying ] 427 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,375 -Remember, Mrs. McGillicuddy, the drink's called a Band-Aid 428 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,919 because at some point, you'll have to rip it off. 429 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,504 Real healing happens sober. 430 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,842 -You sound like my therapist, who died, by the way. 431 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,677 -Quick! Code Sniffles! -[ All gasp ] 432 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,303 Code Sniffles! [ Laughter ] 433 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,307 Here we are, just regular people in a regular morgue, okay? 434 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,600 -Oh, don't worry! 435 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,810 Cry all you want. 436 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,562 I could care less. 437 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,023 [ All crying ] 438 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,858 -Welcome home, traitor daughter. 439 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:10,905 If you come to rub your success in Mother's face, you too late. 440 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,157 Baba already shit-faced. 441 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,077 Retirement not for the faint of heart. 442 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,246 -Well, I'm not mad at you, Troph. 443 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:22,083 Running this place allows me to use all my empath skills 444 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,919 without having to touch so many dead bodies! 445 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,171 I kind of love it. 446 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,630 -I'm only here to say goodbye. 447 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,883 I'm leaving with Ref for Oklahoma or something. 448 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,594 I'm such a good politician that he sees big things for me. 449 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,096 -You just puppet. 450 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,640 -Oh! -Being puppet isn't so bad. 451 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,435 At least someone's always giving you a hand. 452 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,395 -[ Growls ] -Oh, Mr. Baba. 453 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,647 How about one last drink on me? 454 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,940 What can I get you? 455 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,400 -I'll have a "nobody move, this is a raid." 456 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,944 -Huh. I don't know that one. -Nobody move! 457 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,488 This is a raid! [ Gunshot ] 458 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,782 Wipe away your tears, then hands where I can see them. 459 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:54,991 This here's a dry town. 460 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,242 We're shutting you down! 461 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,078 -Thanks for the tip, Mayor Trophy. 462 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,580 -How could you betray your own family? 463 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,958 -Sorry, Pete. Corruption and bribes are my family now. 464 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,002 I'm the mayor. 465 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,046 -[ Grunts ] -Everybody out! 466 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,964 -[ Crying ] 467 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,925 -Annie?! Oh, sweetie. 468 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,760 Mama's here, so stop crying... 469 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,555 because it's illegal and annoying. 470 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,932 -I'm sorry, Mom. 471 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,142 I'll try and weep silently. 472 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,727 -What are you so sad about, anyway? 473 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,773 I saw you out Nancy Drew-ing with Sophie's nerdy spawn. 474 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,066 -I'm sad because you said 475 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,609 you were going to save our funeral home, 476 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,653 and instead, you helped the DFC open, 477 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,446 which made Joey have to move away. 478 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,907 And now I'll never get to Second Base Bluff, 479 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,327 and I can completely kiss Penetration Point goodbye. 480 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,830 -Aww, Annie. Maybe he's like Ref. 481 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,206 No penetration, no point. 482 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,000 Anyway, I'm so glad you're already sad 483 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,501 because I have some news. 484 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:50,588 I'm leaving tomorrow to become the mayor of Idaho. 485 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,965 -Fine. Go! 486 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:56,469 Just maybe don't marry him because his last wife lost this! 487 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,097 -A finger can only point out so much, Annie. 488 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,349 Who knows what happened to her?! 489 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:05,061 -Why don't you use your powers to figure out how she died? 490 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,813 -Hon, mayors have a lot of power, 491 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:11,276 but we can't order severed fingers to solve crimes. 492 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,654 -[ Groans ] Not those powers. Your Death Powers! 493 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,031 -Oh. Oh, right! 494 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,615 I always forget about those. 495 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:21,369 I'll try, but Ref really seems like a good guy to me. 496 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:27,042 ♪♪ 497 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,669 -Killer night, man. 498 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,379 Absolutely killer. 499 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,797 -So, I've given you a meal 500 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,216 at the world's only Michelin-rated McDonald's, 501 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,385 done a 1,000-piece puzzle with you, 502 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:41,139 and donated lots of money to your campaign. 503 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,184 Have I convinced you to let me open a DFC here? 504 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,228 -Ahh, sorry bro, no can do. 505 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,231 If there's one thing people know about Mayor Todd, 506 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,734 it's that I really dig funerals. 507 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,402 Plus, don't all the cremains 508 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,238 exploding into the atmosphere block the sun? 509 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,991 I mean, this is the Sunshine State, my dude! 510 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,035 -Of course. I understand. 511 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,245 -Valerie, dear, can I have a word? 512 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,914 Guess who gets to be the new mayor 513 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,415 of Fort whatever this place is. 514 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,085 -I just resigned as the mayor of San Antonio. 515 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,462 You promised that would be the last time! 516 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,048 Find a new puppet and leave me alone, 517 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,424 or I'm going to the police. 518 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,009 Also, I want a divorce. 519 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,511 -I see. 520 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,554 I guess I'll have to move on to another city alone. 521 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,807 But first, why don't you go have a fun ride with Mayor Todd? 522 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,726 -I don't know why you're always suggesting ATV rides 523 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,145 when that's how you lost your lower half. 524 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,398 So, does your penis work? 525 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,109 I'd like that in my next husband. 526 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,485 -[ Laughs ] 527 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,987 -Let's make some room in City Hall -- now! 528 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,197 [ Beep ] 529 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,574 [ Explosion ] 530 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,410 Welp, time to find a new puppet, 531 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,453 but this time, I won't marry her. 532 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,288 Too many strings attached. 533 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,290 -How we ever gonna find another woman 534 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,002 that desperate and easy to manipulate, boss? 535 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,754 -We're in Florida, Barry. 536 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,965 -Ref makes me sick. 537 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,299 -Right! The murdering! 538 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,093 The corruption! -Who cares about that! 539 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,013 The takeaway here is that everyone's calling me a puppet, 540 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,222 and I'm no puppet! 541 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,142 I'm the mayor of this town! 542 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,310 I'm shutting down the DFC! 543 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,312 I will get wine in the water fountains, 544 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,524 and you will get to Second Base! 545 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:15,984 -Yes! 546 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,278 -Ref Mazos, you're under arrest 547 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,655 for, like, totally killing at least two people. 548 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,616 -Trophy, you just made the biggest mistake of your life! 549 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,119 -Oh, please, you never saw my Ed Hardy phase. 550 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,496 You know, for someone without one, you're a real prick. 551 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,623 -[ Groans ] -So proud of you, Mom! 552 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,001 Are you gonna get rid of the no-crying law now? 553 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,545 -Yeah, but don't tell Pete yet. 554 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,839 ♪♪ 555 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,591 -Yeah. 556 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,635 -I'm so glad you don't have to move away anymore, Joey. 557 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:47,015 -Nope, and now we can move a little closer. 558 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,934 -Joey, is your finger going where I think it is? 559 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,186 -What? No! 560 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,812 I would ask you first. 561 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,064 [ Laughs ] -Ugh. 562 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,982 Time to get rid of this thing. 563 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,359 Thank you, Mrs. Mazos. 564 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,194 Your death was not in vain. 565 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,864 In fact, it led to something beautiful... 566 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,033 this. 567 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,578 ♪♪ 568 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:13,875 -♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ 569 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,504 ♪♪ 570 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:22,258 ♪ You'll find out just who was your friend ♪ 571 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,012 ♪♪ 572 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,305 ♪ Don't be sad ♪ 573 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:31,768 ♪♪