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It smells so fucking bad!
Best joke ever!
I can't breathe!
- Open the window or we'll die! - I need air!
Open it!
What is that stink? What are you doing?
- I'm sick of your shit! - Don't worry Ma!
Let us be, Ma!
What is this stink coming out of my kitchen?
We don't say shit when you play the clarinet
so let us be in our kitchen.
- My kitchen! - Why is your fridge empty then?
We're hungry! You don't take care of us.
What did I do to deserve this?
Why aren't you more like January Jack?
- You love it more than us? - At least he's a good son.
I told you she loves him more than us.
Take him for a walk,
I'm sick of you staying inside.
Come on, go away.
What the fuck is smelling so bad?
It's poo!
You're cooking poo in my kitchen! Are you kidding me?
- Ma, it's not poo! - No Ma, it's not.
It's merguez.
- That's what steak looks like. - So is it steak or merguez?
I swear, we're not lying Ma.
It's an organic steak!
It's meat!
Go ahead, have a taste, Ma.
No, stop! Put it down!
That's it, now. You guys are out of here.
- I can't believe this! - Taste it.
What?
Come on, taste.
Ma! Look, it's meat!
Why are you feeding him this? You moron, it's shit!
You're eating shit! Issachar, don't!
Stop it!
Don't do that! Are you stupid or what?
I can't believe this!
Issachar, spit it out!
- Spit it out! - You're going to die!
Spit it out! Quick!
Spit it the fuck out!
MOTHER SCHMUCKERS
Tell us the way
Leading to the light
Come on, January Jack.
Oh, he's so cute.
Come here... Can we pet him?
- You want to buy him? - He's 1,000 euros.
- A bit expensive, isn't it? - What's his name?
January Jack.
- Is he sick? - Yes, he's very old.
He's got testicular cancer.
- Really? - Yes.
This looks so yummy.
I'm on it.
Tell us about you. It looks yummy.
Thanks.
- I want to talk too. - You know you can't.
- Let us talk. - I can talk to the both of you.
- As you wish. - Do you live together?
Yes but it's temporary.
I'm supposed to move out.
What? What happened?
- Are you OK? - What happened?
Why didn't he share the food?
- Are you serious? - Calm down.
If your dog bites, don't let it come close to a kid.
- Don't you agree? - You let the kid come close to our dog.
He's bitten me a lot and I'm not whining about it.
- Don't worry, Ma'am. - You're crazy!
Relax, Ma'am.
- What have you done to my dog? - Are you kidding? Stop yelling!
He's the one yelling!
He's not the problem!
Don't you touch my son! Take your hands off!
We didn't start it, he did.
- He tried to steal our dog. - He didn't!
It's you and your dog who are crazy as fuck.
OK, time to say goodbye. Peacefully.
No, you stay here!
Dogs are not allowed.
- We have no dog. - Get lost, you never have any money.
- Relax. - Why are you getting upset?
We'll leave the dog here.
OK.
If he leaves, it will be on you!
You stay with him, not me!
January Jack, you hear him? He doesn't give a shit about you.
January Jack, you know I love you!
I told you I'm not staying with him.
You wait for us.
Shit.
These little sausages look so good!
This cheese is calling me. On bread, it will taste like heaven.
I'll grab some stuff too then.
Don't be stupid, we don't have any money.
- What? - We have no money!
So what? We'll find a way.
- No, we won't. - Yes, we will!
Hey, kids!
How are you?
- You piss off! Get lost! - Cut it out, Issachar.
Hi, Daniel. It's sweet of you but fuck off.
How is Cashmere?
Ma? She hates you and she doesn't want to see you!
We can't talk with you guys.
Go ahead, talk. You have one minute.
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six...
What about dinner together? You, me and Cashmere.
So that I can spend time with her outside her work, you see?
My attentions towards her are good.
I love her, you know.
- What do we get in return? - What do you want?
We're hungry.
You guys will be making dinner, right?
We're on it, don't worry.
OK...
Some tea too?
I don't know which brand is the best so I took both.
- You two can cook, right? - Of course, don't worry.
- Oh, some oil for dinner. - Some oil?
Olive oil, coffee...
I think we have enough, don't you think?
Parmigiano reggiano...
Lemon juice too.
No! Put it back!
Enough! What are you doing?
- Do you think I'm that stupid? - It's for dinner!
You thought I'd pay for all that?
And you thought we'd sell our mother for food?
- Not cool. - We're done with you.
And so is Ma. Piss off.
I thought you were grown-ups.
I was wrong.
Pussy.
Sons of bitches.
I don't want to see him ever again.
- You're really eating this here? - Got a problem with that?
You're not eating this here, loser.
- I've got balls! - Alright, show me then. Do it.
Wait, the guard! Hide me!
It's a hat. Don't make up excuses.
- I'll do it! - No, I'll do it.
- Let me do it. - No, I'll do it!
- Give it to me, sucker! - Bite me!
No, bite me!
Hey!
What is this?
Don't! Stop!
Stop!
Cut your shit or I swear to God, I'll use one to hit the other.
Sir! He made noise!
- You say nothing? - What noise?
- You lost. - I didn't, it's no game!
It's not a game.
You're right. But if it were, I would have won.
Shut up! The both of you!
If your Ma doesn't get here in five, I call my boss.
We can make threats too!
If you don't do 100 push-ups, we go.
- OK, let's go! - Enough!
Hola!
Who the hell are you?
Where is their mother?
I'm Choukri, their best friend.
- So? - I'm a magician.
You said you were calling your Ma!
Choukri, we got busted! Help us!
I told you I'd always be there for you.
- Choukri! Choukri! - Strip! Strip!
Come on, you're not serious!
- Strip for us, Choukri! - Alright!
Alright, you got me! I'll do it!
- Let's do this! - Ew, put it back on!
Let's go.
- OK, let's go. - No! You both stay here.
And you, pay if you have the money.
Pay what? What happened?
- Some stuff fell because of us. - Stuff?
A lot of stuff fell and someone has to pay for it!
- I don't have any money! - Are you kidding me?
But... I can do a magic trick for you if you want.
I don't give a shit.
You can't pay for them? Then I call my boss.
- What is this shit? - And...
- Let's get out of here! - Bye bye!
- It stinks so much! - No one is leaving!
Come here!
You stay here and you calm the fuck down, you hear me?
I'm calling my boss.
Mrs Tronchu is needed downstairs, we've got unruly clients.
We need assistance, quickly.
- Mrs Tronchu is needed... - Quiet!
I got this, Mrs Tronchu!
- Release us! Set us free! - I'm on it, it's under control!
Libertà!
- Libertà! - What happened?
- Zarma? - Mrs Tronchu, is that you?
Yes. Everything's OK?
Yes... Well no. Why are we in the dark?
Don't panic, lights will be back in a second.
Nobody move.
We'll deal with you when the light is back!
Zarma...
Would you stop acting like kids?
Shut your mouth, man.
- I'll kill you! - Zarma!
- Ma'am, I swear... - Nobody move!
Lights will be back soon.
Zarma, you're fired!
- What about a thank you? - Skank you, Choukri.
I've got something to tell you. I'm making a movie.
- Got something to eat? - A snack? We're starving.
Come on, guys. I'm serious.
- You know how all movies suck now. - Yeah.
Well I will make the best movie ever.
- Okey dokey. - About my life.
- You really think people will care? - I'll be famous, Zabulon.
And my offer to you is to be famous with me.
- Got something to eat? - I told you no already.
I'm making this movie.
When I'm a star, you'll be pissed.
Could you really become a star?
Frankly, yes.
That's why I need you to come and get a car with me tonight.
Boring.
Why a car? You can't drive.
In the movie, I can drive pretty well.
How will you get that car?
I met a nice guy who agreed to lend it to me.
I've got to tell you, it's weird.
- Why do you need us? - We never spend time together anymore.
- Drop the hat. - Can I have it?
- No, you can't. - Can I?
No way. Now sit down, I have to show you something.
- What... - Oh my God, it's real.
Oh my God! Gimme! Please, can I borrow it?
Please, can we touch it?
- Please! - Just to have a look.
- Please, just touch it a little bit... - Shush.
You can borrow it if you come with me tonight.
What?
Come on!
If we can borrow it, we'll come with you to get the car.
- Let's cook it! - It's my pigeon.
- It's not dead. - Hit the brain.
I know. Don't move.
Wait, are you crazy? Stop!
- Don't move! - Stop! Don't shoot!
The pigeon!
- You shot twice, I can shoot twice too. - No!
- You're a pain! - You let my pigeon go!
- We said we'd take turns. - One more time, OK?
- Give it to me or... - Or what?
Huh? What are you going to do?
As if you would kill me...
So uncool.
Uncool for you, but for me...
It's pretty cool.
Issachar! Come back!
Issachar!
Come back! I won't kill you!
Issachar! I'm your brother!
Issachar!
Terrorists!
Go home! Jihad!
Stop! I won't kill you!
I'll kick your ass, you fucking terrorist!
Yeah! Let's smash his head!
Fuck off, man!
Relax, guys.
Alright?
You are so fucked. I hope you like jail.
It's your fault, moron. You made me run after you.
Hey! Tanguy and Laverdure!
What's going on now?
Hey! I'm talking to you!
Damn it.
What's wrong with you two?
OK, where's the gun?
- Where's the gun? - We have no gun!
Don't lie to me!
I'm not going anywhere until you give me that gun.
- Got nothing else to do with your life? - Stay then.
- Bye bye, man! - We've got stuff to do.
Bye!
Next time I see you,
I'll take either one of you to the police station.
Stop messing around and open the door!
I'd rather die!
- Cashmere! - Scram!
Violeta! How are you?
- Hi, Violeta! - Hi, sweeties.
- How's life? - Quite nice, chilling.
- Could we have some of those? - No.
You look beautiful today.
Thanks.
Help me open the door. I've got to talk to your Ma.
Why? Is there a problem?
She didn't come to work today.
- She didn't? - No, she didn't.
- That's not reasonable. - I know.
- Is that you, kids? - Yes, it's us.
Violeta wants to talk to you.
Well, I don't.
Come on, please Ma! For us!
I just want to talk to you, Cashmere.
Just talk?
I promise.
Open the door.
Open it.
Open it, now!
Ma, I'm opening the door!
No! Don't!
Zabulon, no! Don't touch that door!
No!
Back off! Back off!
- Cashmere... - Calm down, Ma.
- How are you, kids? - Fine, Ma.
Where's January Jack?
- Cashmere, I wanted to... - Where is he?
January Jack?
Did you lose him?
Unfortunately, yes.
- And without noticing it? - Of course not!
We noticed we lost him. We're not retarded!
- Shit! - We lost January Jack.
Oh my god, it's the end.
Fuck, I'm dying.
Cashmere!
What do you want?
You didn't come to work.
I don't want to work for you anymore, OK?
- What? - I don't want to, you hear me?
- Cashmere! - I'm not going!
- You're coming to work! - No, I won't!
- Calm down! - Bullshit! Fuck!
You're so selfish, Ma! Go to work!
Zabulon, you're no longer my son!
- Don't say that! - Are you crazy?
I'll show you crazy.
If you don't get him back, I'll butcher you!
- Come on, Ma! Stop! - I don't want to hear about it!
If you don't get him back, you're on the street, understood?
Are you done? Now let's get you to work!
See you later, boys.
LOST JANUARY JACK
- It looks just like him. - Right.
Look at mine. It's nice too.
- I drew accessories. - I'm busy.
- Please. - I'm busy!
- Just a look! - What a pain!
It doesn't look like him at all, we'll never find him with this.
I lied before: your drawing sucks.
- You're just jealous that I draw better. - You're a dead man! I'll stab you!
No big deal.
Are you looking for January Jack?
Daniel, we're focused here so keep your sad life to yourself.
- What are you here for? - I need to talk to her.
No way, fuck off.
- Let me talk to her, it's crucial. - We said no.
She doesn't want to see you.
Let me see Cashmere! Now!
- Are you serious? - See her?
- Yes! - Are you deaf? Got fat in your ears?
Get the hell out of here!
If you touch me, the dog is dead.
I'll kill him.
- I'll kill the dog! - Why do you say that?
- We haven't even found him yet. - We lost him, we don't know where he is.
We put up posters! Need some glasses?
If you don't fix me a date with Cashmere,
I'm killing January Jack.
He's lost! You can't kill him if he's lost!
We have to find him first!
But I've got your dog! I'm the one who has him.
If you don't fix me a date with your mother Cashmere...
Cashmere!
I love you! I love you!
Are you going to pull that shit every day?
Did you really bring that huge dumbass here?
You said you wanted J.J. back.
- Sorry, we won't do it again. - Make him go or I'll kill him.
Then I'll be in jail and you two will stop ruining my life.
You and your money, you make me sick!
It's is for you! All for you!
Stop! What are you doing?
- I can't take it anymore, go away! - Get off me!
Get off me!
Make him leave.
What's going on here? Go the fuck away!
- Move! - Help! Help!
Help me! Push harder...
- You're a crazy fuck, aren't you? - Crazy about you.
Ma!
Don't stop me! Let me kill him, I'll stab him.
- Yes, come to me! - I'm coming!
- Come here! - Come.
Stop it!
Come on, let's be cool!
What the fuck is this?
Cashmere...
I'm so sick of your shit!
Violeta, please.
- It's Daniel. - So?
He's awful.
Be honest, Violeta. Am I so awful?
Honestly kids,
how else can I say it?
Tell your mother that you have to work in life.
- Ma, you have to work. - For J.J., Ma.
You have to work, Cashmere.
- Shut up. - Kids! Leave now.
And you, you come with me.
Come on, move it!
Oh, my!
No way...
Let me grab a bite.
You dickhead!
- Wow! - Hey, it's our gun!
- Give it back. - Don't come closer!
- Give us our gun back! - I found it, it's mine.
No!
- Can't you see I want you? - I won't have sex with you!
- I'm a man! - No, you're a pig!
- No, I'm a man! - Ma! Ma!
- Daniel, get out of my mother! - Fuck you, I paid.
- I don't care. Back off. - Put that on, we're out of here.
Hey, I'm not done making love!
Shut the fuck up, Daniel! I hate you!
- Give it to me. - Ma, no!
- Let go of it! - Stop, Ma!
- Wait, don't do that. - Turn around.
Where's J.J.?
- Ma, we need to go! - Where is he?
- At my place! - Where do you live?
Oh, God!
- Answer me! - Forget about getting him back.
Ma, stop! We really have to go!
- Stop it! - I told you I'd kill you, pig!
- I'll really do it! - Stop!
Shit!
Leave me alone, I'll do this by myself.
- We just want to... - I don't want to see you.
I'll find my dog by myself and you go back to doing your stuff.
I'm serious. Stop running.
- Ma, we love you. - Let us help you.
It's too late.
I'm not even sure I love you anymore.
Cashmere!
- Hey, Cashmere... - What?
Your sons are morons, aren't they?
True.
What are you doing? Need some help?
I'm looking for a guy running around in his underwear.
What kind of underwear?
Come on, get in.
I'll drive you around.
It was so good, Mum!
Choukri! Choukri!
- Hey! Gross! - Guys, stop!
The guy won't lend me his car if you're fucking around!
Alright.
- Choukri? - What?
You have no respect for me.
You're such a pain. It's not funny anymore, I'm leaving.
No! I can't leave!
- I have to get the car! - Choukri?
What? You want to make fun of me? Over and over again?
No, I just had an idea for your movie title.
I'm listening.
"Choukri, the big baby in the body of an ugly guy"
Sometimes I don't want to be your friend anymore.
"Choukri, a screaming man!"
- You didn't get it, did you? - I did!
- Don't touch me, I said! - Come on!
- You don't get he's had it with you. - No, but did you get it?
Yes, I got it. Dummy!
Choukri and his dancers?
That's right.
I hope they're not allergic.
One, two, three, viva Allergica!
- Did he say dancers? - Is the car inside or...?
- Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. - What's going on?
- Is there something wrong? - No, it's all right! We're coming.
- So? - It was the deal.
- What deal? - He needed two dancers for his video.
I didn't tell you because you wouldn't have come.
WHO PUT ME IN THE WELL?
The well gets deeper
Who put me in the well?
The well gets deeper
Into my childhood
I'm just a poor little fellow
The colours of my outfit are infinite and I know
That they have given me away
Red, blue, red Green, yellow, blue, red, red
Orange, blue
Yellow, black, orange, blue, blue
And all together, they whisper
Let him die
Let him yield
Let this well become his grave
Who put me in the well?
I'm just a poor little fellow
Who put me in the well?
I'm just a poor little fellow
Everybody is against me
Or what?
Wow, back off!
No, don't touch me!
Don't touch me! Get off!
What are you doing, guys? Stop.
Get off me!
Zabulon! Are you crazy? Put it down!
- Who are these dancers? - Give us the key to your car.
- What? - Give us the keys!
- What about my video? - Your video sucks.
Hey, I'm not kidding! You give us the keys now.
- Huh? - What?
What the... What he is...
Do you really want to... Ugh!
- What is he doing? - It's gross.
- This guy is insane! - We should all calm down.
Back to the choreography. Guys, from the top...
What should I do? Tell me, what do I do?
- Ugh! He makes me sick! - Stop!
Are there peanuts on this?
I'm allergic to peanuts.
- Did you put peanuts on this? - No, I didn't! Stop!
Who put peanuts on it?
- Stop it! - Take the gun from him!
Grab the fucking gun!
Peanuts! They put peanuts on...
Oh, no...
What's happening?
Oh my God, no!
Alright, he's dead.
- What? - It's OK, he's dead.
No, no, no! He's not dead!
He was insane! It wasn't my fault!
- You saved us. - You're a killer now.
- No! - You killed someone.
It's your fault! You always get me into trouble!
- Says the guy who just killed someone. - Go and hide, we'll take care of it.
Thanks, you're my bros.
- Choukri, get out of here. - OK, I'm leaving.
Choukri, you killed someone.
No, I didn't!
Choukri...
The Killer.
I'll make this movie. Even if I have to do it alone.
I'll make it!
Damn!
They're hunting me down like a dog!
Oh, you... You drive me crazy!
You, asshole! Stop!
Come on, relax.
- Don't you ever touch my tit, ever! - Wait!
Don't leave me like this.
Wait, Cashmere.
Come back, I'm sorry.
- I'm out of here, you're disgusting. - Release me or I'll arrest you.
You want to spend the night in a cell?
- Come back here now. - You're such a pig.
Thinking you can do whatever you want. There!
No! Cashmere, no!
Oh, shit!
No!
Is this the key of the car?
- Vilvoorde Avenue, 106. - Damn, it's so far.
With the car, we'd be there in five minutes.
Let's take the car then.
Right.
Are you stupid or what?
- What? - Yoo-hoo!
Have you got a brain?
- What's in there? - Stop it!
Lay off me.
- You're the one grabbing me. - You are!
- Stop it. - It's you! Get off!
Get off me!
- I'll get off if you do. - When you get off.
OK, I got off.
Get off me!
- No, you get off! - No, you! Get off!
- Get off! - You get off!
January Jack!
Sorry.
It's a private party.
- Good evening. - Right, good evening.
- What do you want? - We're going to the party.
You can't.
We are with the guy who just got in.
This gentleman went in with his pet.
It was January Jack, our dog!
I told you, you can't.
You need a pet to get in.
Good evening.
My job is hard, guys.
Don't make it any worse.
Please, our dog J.J. is inside.
- We won't make any trouble. - No.
I've been struggling for three years, I can't lose this job.
- Good evening, my Lord. - Good evening, Ben-Hur.
They're not getting in?
- My Lord, they don't even have... - Watch it, Ben-Hur.
Woof...
He's beautiful!
Thanks, he's very obedient too.
They're with us.
- Just following the orders. - Ben-Hur?
- Don't you care about this job? - I do!
My Lord, I was telling them about that.
I've been struggling for three years, I can't lose this job.
Have a good evening.
Good evening, my Lord.
I'm so pleased to see you again tonight.
For this Great Ceremony,
which is more than the Small Prayer.
Tonight,
we're going to discover ourselves.
I hope you built up the strength.
And that your pooches did too.
Because tonight,
we are going to party.
I see Jackie is here.
Jackie has lent us this place until Wednesday.
Shh. Come on, shush!
So I would like to wish you
to have the best possible experience
because
"Love...
...is animal!"
Yes, love is animal.
- I'm already so hot! - Me too.
How are you, Jackie?
You're so beautiful.
Your hair is so smooth.
May I stuff?
- What? - May I take your animal?
Of course, go ahead.
- Woof did he say? - Don't worry, I'll be back.
I'll be back.
- Woof, woof! - Come here, doggie.
January Jack!
Where is January Jack?
That's reality.
You and your brother do not live in reality.
What's this?
Hey!
There's a crazy dog here!
Dreyen, come help me!
- Drichen! - January Jack?
Briktovani!
Verdi Vatie. Valli Yenem.
Balli Gel...
Stop it, January Jack!
Stop it!
Stop it, Jack January!
Jack January!
Bad dog!
- What the hell is this? - Shit!
- She's going to scold us. - I don't think so.
Why would she? We're bringing J.J. back.
She's still going to yell for the fun of it.
Hey!
Hi, boys!
How's life?
Good!
She's your mother, you must know where she hides.
- Stop protecting her. - We really don't know where she is!
- We don't care about her. - More like the other way around.
She has abandoned you.
I don't think so, she's still our Ma.
She doesn't love you, don't you get it?
She loves us.
Let's have some merguez.
Do you like merguez?
Yes!
We'll be back, January Jack.
We're bringing you a big fat merguez, alright?
Stay here.
Can I have four merguez, please?
We're closed.
- I'm packing things up. - A little something?
- Guys, we have to go. - He's going to serve me.
- Give me the merguez. - No, we're closed.
I can see that
but please, do it for me.
- No, not for you, not for anyone. - Hey, Danilo.
Don't look at me that way! Serve me!
- Can we have them or not? - You two...
I keep your dog until you bring me your Ma.
What? But it's our dog.
- You can't do that. - Stop!
Yes, coming!
Who is it?
Oh, Zabulon, Issachar! Come in!
Come in! What are you doing here at this time? Shoes off!
- It's been a while! How are you? - Have you got something to eat?
No, the fridge is empty.
I can go out but I need some cash.
Dad, no time for your bullshit. Have you seen Ma?
- No. - Told you!
Did you have a better idea?
- Yes, I did! - What was it?
- To go directly to... - Come on, tell me!
- I'm going to! - I couldn't hear it!
Calm down! Let's sit down.
We cannot sit! We're looking for Ma, don't you get it?
Stop it! Stop picking on me or I'll kill you!
- I do what I want. - OK, I'll kill you then.
Calm down, it's not that bad!
I don't care about you! I'll find Ma and I'll tell her you don't love her.
I'm going to find her.
I'll tell her you don't love her!
- Oh, no... - Stop it!
Stop!
Kids, stop it!
You're never going to find her
because she has abandoned us.
- That's not true! - I'm fed up anyways!
It sucks here, I'm out. I'm going to find her alone!
- The lock is on. - I know!
What's gotten into you? Do you often fight like this?
- Don't break my balls, Dad. - Oh, Zabulon!
What?
- I'm going to say something. - Tell me, then.
Your mum came by earlier, I lent her some money.
Your mother, Cashmere.
Did she say she loved us?
Did she say where she was going?
- I can't tell you. - Do you want me to hit you?
- Zabulon, son... - I'm serious, I can hit you.
London.
- You're lying again. - I swear.
On my two boys' head.
You better.
What the hell?
Apologise!
I don't need to apologise, I didn't mean to do it so no need.
- Apologise, son of a bitch! - What is he saying?
You threw a can at us, say you're sorry!
I didn't mean to.
So what? Apologise!
- I know that guy. - I don't think so.
He's the one who made me lose my job!
You're the one who fired him?
- I'll get you. - Look at me!
Everybody, slap him!
Come here!
- Here! - He looks like a Playmobil.
Assholes, I can defend myself.
Come here, you!
Stop slapping me, I'm not a baby.
- I thought about you all day. - Do you love me?
I don't know why he's saying that.
- Why is he saying that? - Shut the fuck up!
Look at me! Take that!
Where's your brother?
He's not my brother.
Where's your brother?
Why? Do you love him as well?
Fuck's sake, he's looking for trouble.
He doesn't know you!
Come on! Come here, smartass!
What have you got? Anything?
Stop it, what are you doing?
Search him!
Why are you touching me?
- Hey, come on. - Go on!
- Don't move. - What are these Scooby Doo's?
You're the faggot, dude. Look at your shoes!
- Son of a... - Faggot!
Where did you find these?
What's this?
It's not a key.
It's a key!
- It's a key! - Fuck him!
- Don't mess up with me! - Ouch.
We're going right now.
Come on!
Alright darlings, back in position.
Hoy!
OK, let's go for it. We'll move on straight away.
OK, great. Nice. Come, Marcus.
Hurry up!
Show me your backs, please.
Hey!
Please, young man!
Me?
Could you come take a few pictures with us?
Have you got something to eat?
Have we got something to eat?
No.
Sorry, we don't have anything, but you're very handsome.
Come take pictures with us, please.
- OK, but quickly, I got stuff to do. - Alright, at the front.
Get closer together.
Stand between the two.
Let's go, no, get closer, Giallun!
- Good evening. - Good evening, sorry!
Perfect. Exactly. Like that.
How nice! Yes.
Touch each other like that, yes.
You are so sensual, it's amazing!
Open your mouth, Giallun! Wide open, shout!
Young man, sadness in your eyes, please.
OK?
We got it, yes.
Great!
Young man!
Who's that asshole? Let's move on.
Back in position. Let's forget about him.
What's up?
Do you want to make love?
- What do you want? - I need to see Violeta, is she here?
You don't call the shots in here, buddy.
Violeta!
- Alright, alright! - Violeta!
Alright!
Alright.
I don't want to get into trouble because of you. Come in.
Where's the car?
- I'm going to smash you! - Calm down!
I'm not calming down! Where is it?
There's a car there.
Yeah, you're right. I have a fucking good instinct.
It runs in the family.
Hey! Wait up!
It's in my blood!
I hope he dies.
What the fuck? What is this?
- Stop it! Stop! - What?
Do you want to die?
I want my music video!
I'll do whatever you want!
Sorry, I'll do whatever you want!
Only Choukri can shoot my video.
- Do you know where he lives? - Yes.
Come here.
- Come here! - Alright, OK!
OK, OK, stop it.
Get in the car!
Start the engine.
Right now.
I don't know how to drive.
Any last wish?
- I would like... - Hurry!
I...
I wish I knew how to drive.
I can't do it.
You!
You're a dead man! Get it?
You shouldn't have attacked Zarma!
- I'll cut you into pieces! - That's him!
Go on the other side, let's turn that twat over!
Move, move! Motherfuckers!
- Take that! - Let's go!
Let's fuck him!
- God! - Let me go! Bastards!
Go fuck yourself!
The whole neighbourhood is going to fuck you!
I'm here for January Jack.
Good, then.
It means you know where your mum is.
Yes.
So?
She's in London.
- If I find out you lied to me... - Violeta.
- I swear, it's the truth. - So sweet.
Are you protecting Ma?
Are you protecting her?
Are you?
I love you.
Every time I see you, I have butterflies in my stomach.
I'm in love with you.
Get out.
Get out before I smash your head.
Come, January Jack.
What the hell?
- Zabulon? - Issachar?
Have you found her?
What?
Have you found Ma?
- No, you? - No.
Cashmere, what happened? Are you OK?
Cédric, I messed up.
Why did I ever leave you?
You said I was boring.
What did you do with the money I gave you?
I did as I said, I bought a ticket for London.
What are you doing?
I need something else.
- What do you need? - I want love.
Cashmere, we shouldn't do that.
It's not my fault if I love you.
Cashmere, look at me.
Let's go.
- My darlings. - Ma?
Where have you been?
I'm here, that's what matters.
How nice to come home and have dinner ready.
Sweetie, can you fix me a plate?
Mmh, it smells very good.
Thanks.
- I had a revelation. - Again?
Shut up.
I realised I was lucky to have you both.
That's all that counts in this shitty world.
But you didn't want to see us!
I changed my mind, I came back.
From now on, we'll spend all our time together.
All our time together? Great.
We'll go on a great trip together.
- Do you like it? - To London?
- What? - What?
What about Choukri? We can't leave him alone.
Yes, what about Choukri? We can't leave him alone.
I love Choukri, but...
When I die, you'll regret not having spent more time with me.
Of course, we want to be with you.
It's going to be great, we'll have a big family trip.
Just the three of us!
What am I saying? The four of us, with January Jack.
We're going on holidays. Aren't we, doggie?
Right? January Jack?
Where are you? Have you found him?
Yes.
January Jack?
Yes, he's good, isn't he?
He's dead.
So...
We thought we might as well eat him. It's tasty, isn't it?
- Ma? - Are you OK?
- Calm down. - What is it, Ma?
Ma!
Ma, are you OK?
- Ma? - Are you OK?
Ma?
- What is it? - She's dead.
That can't be! Ma?
- Ma, wake up! - Ma, are you dead?
Ma?
Don't die, please!
Come on Ma, please!
- Ma, please be alive! - Don't die!
Wake up, Ma!
Wake up!
Come on!
I told you she's dead! You killed her!
It was your idea to cook J.J., you killed Ma!
If you hadn't killed him, I wouldn't have!
It's your fault! Stop coming up with excuses!
Sorry, Ma, sorry!
Choukri, we killed Ma!
- Help us burry her. - I don't give a damn, get out!
- Why? - Corentin left a message.
He's not dead at all and he wants to cut me into pieces.
- Of course he is. - You fucking lied to me!
Choukri, Ma is dead!
Sorry about your mum, but I'm angry.
Whatever.
You're not cool, Choukri.
Wait up.
- What? - OK, I'll help you.
- Too late. - Please.
What do we get in exchange?
She was there!
- How so? - We had put her in a trolley.
Fuck, shit!
- She might be alive. - No. She's alive!
- No, it can't be! - She's alive!
Isn't that her?
Fuck this guy!
That's my stuff!
What is this?
It's a nightmare.
Where's Choukri?
Oh no! They ate him!
Let us through!
Ew, so disgusting!
Back in line, there is enough for everyone.
- Wait your turn, please. - Shut up!
- Fuck, not them. - What's going on?
Like everyone, if you want to fuck,
it's five euros.
And you wait for your turn.
- Oh my God! - Those bastards!
- They fucked our deceased mother! - Move!
Stop, stop everything!
Stop! We want our Ma back!
People have paid!
Paid for what? Are you sick?
It's our mother! Stop making love to her like that!
I'll give you a cut.
- We don't care about the money! - There's 1,000 euros in there.
What?
1,000 €.
- 1,000 €? - Yes, 1,000 €!
That's tempting.
But that's sick...
Let's do heads or tails.
I'll explain.
If you win, you get your mum back
and I give you 1,000 €.
If you lose, I keep your mum,
but you still get 1,000 €.
So it's a win-win for you.
We are going to win?
Win-win, yes.
For your mum, it's 50-50.
- We win, of course. - 50-50.
- I'll throw the coin. - No, no.
I need an innocent hand.
No...
Ah, you!
- Me? - Yes, you.
Alright,
tails
for Mr Tramp.
Heads
for the deceased's kids.
- Tails! - Yes!
Ma!
Come back here!
MOTHER SCHMUCKERS
And yet another shitty day.
A SCREAMING MAN!
Good morning, Messrs Directors.
- We have something to tell you, Choukri. - You are fired!
I shouldn't have tasted the delights of that old pal Satan.
I had to pull myself together.
No!
I decided to go have sex with my wife.
Honey...
I need your love.
Don't you ever touch my tit, ever!
But I love you!
I love you, I want to be with you all the time.
I'm leaving you, you're impossible to live with.
No, I'm leaving you.
Get lost!
Get out of my sight!
Get out of here!
Special edition! Special edition!
Jihad strikes again!
Choukri's entire family dies in a terrorist attack!
This time, it's over.
They took everything from me.
I couldn't see any other solution.
- Don't do it, Choukri! - Life's too beautiful!
I don't care!
But Choukri, we love you!
Goodbye, my friends.
I'll protect you from up there.
THE END
THE END?
This...
is my life.
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