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<i>Tak sangka saya lakukannya.</i>

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<i>Adakah saya tiba-tiba gila
atau cuba nak musnahkan diri?</i>

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<i>Entahlah.</i>

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<i>Saya cuba buang dia daripada senarai kawan
tapi asyik halang diri saya.</i>

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<i>Dia sakit, disalah faham.
Ada dua sisi dalam setiap cerita.</i>

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<i>Hidup saya bukan bagus sangat,
macamlah dia boleh rosakkannya pun.</i>

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<i>Kemudian dia komen pada semua gambar saya,</i>

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<i>termasuk foto
ketika saya mula-mula buka akaun.</i>

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<i>Komen cemburu pada gambar
dengan bekas kekasih saya, Keeley,</i>

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<i>bersama kapsyen pelik
yang gambarkan setiap pergerakan saya.</i>

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rusa kutub dahaga

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rusa kutub bersukan

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rusalawak

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rusa kutub gembira

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{\an8}Awak kt situ?

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{\an8}malam ni romantik btol!

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{\an8}kita berchintalah, kan?

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{\an8}Martha, itu sebenarnya bukan janji temu...

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awak taip? kenapa berenti?

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ada org lain ker?

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rusa kutub, ada org lain ker?

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awk tak jwb soklan, anak rusa kutub

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Daripada iPhone saya

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Tony, taktik awak memang berkesan.

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Apa maksud awak?

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Maksud saya,

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kita dah jumpa enam kali.

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Awak cuma buat lawak dan balik awal.

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Perempuan patut tersinggung

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tapi malangnya saya tertarik.

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Saya tak suka gopoh.

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Saya hormat wanita.

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Awak tak pernah hantar saya ke stesen,
cerita kisah hidup, tiada dalam Facebook.

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Saya tak pasti jika awak jujur

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atau nanti saya akan diculik atau dibunuh.

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Apa yang awak nak tahu?

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Ceritalah kenapa awak suka datang sini.

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Banyak sebab. Suasananya hebat.

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Ya, saya tahu bar ini hebat

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kerana di sini ramai baca berita kewangan.

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Ia juga gelap. Saya kena
kecilkan mata untuk lihat awak.

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Jangan kecilkannya.
Biarkan mata awak kabur.

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Saya kacak jika nampak samar-samar.

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Awak sangat pelik.

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- Betulkah?
- Tak apa. Saya suka pelik.

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Semua orang pelik dengan cara sendiri.
Pura-pura normal.

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Itu ayat yang bagus.
Saya nak guna ayat itu.

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Buruh binaan minat falsafah?
Betulkah begitu, Tony?

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<i>Saya jumpa Teri
di laman web janji temu transgender.</i>

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<i>Saya tukar nama Donny kepada Tony,</i>

51
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<i>cipta kerja dan watak
sebagai cara untuk menyamar.</i>

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<i>Saya benci buat begitu,</i>

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{\an8}<i>tapi saya takut jika orang tahu.</i>

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<i>Saya tak sangka akan jatuh cinta.</i>

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<i>- Hai.</i>
- Hei.

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<i>Dia bijak. Berani, pandai, tak malu.</i>

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<i>Saya tak begitu.</i>

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<i>Ahli terapi yang pindah ke London
enam tahun lalu</i>

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<i>dan kini bekerja di tengah London.</i>

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<i>Semakin lama kami
ketawa dan berbual hingga pagi,</i>

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<i>semakin saya jatuh cinta.</i>

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<i>Kita tahu itu petanda baik</i>

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<i>apabila rasa geli di belakang mata
ketika berbual dengannya.</i>

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<i>Tapi saya takut jika terjumpa
orang yang dikenali,</i>

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<i>orang dari pub atau dunia komedi,</i>

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<i>dan mereka tahu saya bercinta
dengan wanita transgender.</i>

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<i>Saya tak boleh tepis rasa malu
yang tak masuk akal.</i>

68
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<i>Jadi, apabila nak berjanji temu,</i>

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<i>saya pilih bar koktel
yang gelap di pinggir bandar.</i>

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Baiklah,

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Tony.

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Awak nak cakap sesuatu?

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<i>Saya memang nak cakap tentang Tony,</i>

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<i>tapi semakin saya jatuh cinta,
semakin saya tangguhkannya.</i>

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naper tk jwb soklan?

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Daripada iPhone saya

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TERI - SERONOK JUMPA MALAM TADI.
TEMPAT SAMA JUMAAT INI?

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Itu pun dia. Frankie, sayang.

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Martha.

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- Hai.
- Cakap betul-betul.

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Di mana awak malam tadi?
Jika tak kerja, kenapa tak cakap?

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Saya ingat awak mati terapung di terusan.

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Terusan semasa nak ke hentian bas.

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Macam-macam orang pelik di situ.
Penagih dadah dan pencuri. Semua jenis.

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Orang Asia.

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Awak patut hati-hati.

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Aduhai, saya suka laman Facebook awak.

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Tapi kawan-kawan betina awak memang teruk.

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Terutamanya Keeley Leigh.

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Cara dia selalu peluk awak,
cium tengkuk awak.

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Gatal betul betina itu.

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Betul tak?

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Tadi awak mesej siapa?

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Apa?

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Awak mesej Keeley gatal itu?

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Tak, sebenarnya Keeley cuma kawan lama.

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Lelaki dan wanita tak boleh berkawan.

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Kamu berasmara?

99
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Apa? Tak, Martha.
Boleh awak berhenti tanya?

100
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Aduhai. Maafkan saya, rusa kutub.

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Saya memang teruk.
Saya terikut-ikut perasaan.

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Saya tak suka persaingan.

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Keluar sikap buruk saya.

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Sikap buruk apa?

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Ada banyak.

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Leka sangat melayari Internet
untuk cari maklumat tentang mereka.

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Tapi jangan risau, rusa kutub.
Saya tahu awak bujang.

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Orang yang ada betina lain
takkan cuba pikat saya.

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Itu kejam.

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Saya tak suka.

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Apa-apa pun, kita jumpa di dalam.

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<i>Saya tak boleh tidur malam itu
kerana takut Martha tahu tentang Teri.</i>

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<i>Apa akan berlaku nanti?</i>

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<i>Saya bersumpah
untuk pisahkan mereka sejauh mungkin.</i>

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<i>Saya rasa lebih mudah
untuk jauhkan Teri daripada Martha.</i>

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Hei, Teri!

117
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Apa awak buat di sini?

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Biar benar.

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Hari ini saja ada beratus-ratus.

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Awak dah baca semua ini?

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Tak, tak cukup masa.

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Sesetengahnya...

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Dia memang tak siuman.

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Ya. Sebab itu kita patut menyorok
buat sementara.

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Kenapa dia panggil awak Donny?

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Dia panggil saya macam-macam.

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Abang lucu, si sengal.

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Anak rusa kutub?

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Saya rasa dia bukan peguam.

130
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Mustahil. Dia asyik lepak di The Heart.

131
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The Heart? Bar di Camden itu?

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- Apa saya cakap?
- The Heart.

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Kamu jumpa di sana?

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00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,280
Ya, saya cuba nak ingat.

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Hanya ada satu The Heart di Camden.

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- Saya tak pergi ke sana lagi.
- Awak pergi semalam.

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Tak pergi. Dia tipu.

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Apa polis kata?

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Saya tak rasa ia patut...

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Ia tak teruk sangat.

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00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,520
Jika tak teruk, kenapa perlu menyorok?

142
00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,120
Kenapa tak laporkan?

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Entahlah. Dia cuma gila sedikit.

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Selain daripada beberapa e-mel,
ia taklah teruk sangat.

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Saya cuma tak nak libatkan awak.

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"Tak teruk sangat"?

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Dia orang yang kuat berfantasi
yang memalsukan identiti dirinya.

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Awak tak rasa itu bahaya, Tony?

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Entahlah. Orang menipu
atas pelbagai sebab.

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Yang ini lain.

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Janji awak akan hentikannya.

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Sebab saya tak nak menyorok
daripada sesiapa.

153
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Jika tidak, saya mungkin perlu
pergi ke Camden dan jumpa dia.

154
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<i>Macam mimpi ngeri,
setiap penipuan dan kesilapan</i>

155
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,880
<i>semakin mendekatkan Martha dan Teri.</i>

156
00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,680
<i>Seolah-olah saya dihukum alam semesta</i>

157
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<i>setiap kali saya cuba lari
daripada situasi ini.</i>

158
00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,960
Aduhai, si sengal!

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00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,720
Sudah 15 minit saya di sini risaukan awak.

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00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,720
Awak perlu beritahu saya
jika awak lambat datang.

161
00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,360
Setidaknya beri nombor telefon
supaya saya tak perlu risau.

162
00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,200
Awak tahu rutin kita.

163
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,040
Beri saya minum Diet Coke
dan saya akan pergi.

164
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Harganya £2.50.

165
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- Awak tak pernah suruh bayar.
- Saya terpaksa.

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00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,320
- Saya tak mampu.
- Ingatkan awak peguam.

167
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,920
Kenapa awak jadi pelik?

168
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,640
Tak. Dah tiba masanya
kita tetapkan batasan.

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Awak cakap nak tebuk lubang.

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Itu lawak. Saya pelawak. Saya melawak.

171
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,640
Apa? Jadi...

172
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,720
semua ini hanya satu gurauan?

173
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:15,000
Martha gila dengan otak geliga.
Awak bodohkan saya?

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00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,760
Tak, bukan begitu.

175
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,240
Awak banyak kutuk saya, rusa kutub.

176
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,040
Tak, Martha. Tolong jangan menangis.

177
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,360
Apa?

178
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,920
Awak tak pernah ada
perasaan terhadap saya?

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00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,040
Tak, saya tak cakap begitu.

180
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,400
Saya rasa awak hebat. Cuma...

181
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,920
Cuma apa?

182
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,440
- Cuma apa?
- Perbezaan umur.

183
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,000
Tapi umur kita tak jauh beza sangat.

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00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,840
Ya, tapi apabila saya mahu anak,

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mahu keluarga besar, itu penting.

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00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,400
Itu tentu sukar.

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00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,440
Ya.

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Teruknya dunia ini.

189
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,880
Dunia ini memang tak adil.

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00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,040
sos tomato sy mencurah keluor!
berketol-ketol!

191
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,600
doktor kata sy subur cam pompuan 20 tahun!

192
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,400
bila kiter nak buat anak?

193
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,160
Daripada iPhone saya

194
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:44,360
<i>Malam itu, Martha bertalu-talu
menghantar e-mel kepada saya,</i>

195
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,640
<i>menceritakan tentang haid,
tampon, darah beku,</i>

196
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,320
<i>untuk membuktikan dia subur.</i>

197
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,360
<i>Baginya, halangan sudah tiada.</i>

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00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,840
<i>Kami dah jadi pasangan.</i>

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Cepat! Rusa kutub!

200
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,920
Cepat! Buka!

201
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,880
<i>Setiap pagi, Martha tiba
dua jam sebelum pub dibuka.</i>

202
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,160
<i>Dia ekori saya seharian di bar,
bercakap tentang masa depan kami berdua.</i>

203
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,280
Saya dah fikir dan saya setuju.

204
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,600
- Setuju apa?
- Anak, kahwin, semuanya.

205
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,640
Saya tak cakap tentang kahwin pun.

206
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,920
<i>Mana-mana saya pusing pun, dia ada,</i>

207
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,200
<i>muncul pada saat tak sesuai
untuk bincang masa depan.</i>

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00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,680
<i>Hari perkahwinan, nama anak kami...</i>

209
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,680
Sempat dapat tiga anak jika kita cepat.

210
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,600
Saya juga dah fikir nama mereka.
Nah, tengok.

211
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<i>...imej yang menakutkan saya,
seperti nama yang dia pilih.</i>

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EGGBERT, KEITH, NEO

213
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,280
<i>Saya cuba jauhkan diri,</i>

214
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,800
<i>tapi dia masih berusaha
dengan mata tak berperasaan.</i>

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00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,160
- Nak saya bantu, Frankie sayang?
- Tak.

216
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,640
Awak suka nama itu?

217
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,880
Sebab kita duet lagu Frankie Sinatra.
Punggungnya juga seksi.

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Saya pegang pinggan panas.

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- Berhentilah kacau saya.
- Saya ada tiket separuh akhir.

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Apa?

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Tiket. Untuk pertandingan awak.
Saya nak pergi dan menyanyi.

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Saya belajar lagu duet baru juga.
Lagu Kylie dan Jason kali ini.

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- Awak nak tonton?
- Mestilah.

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Selepas awas puaskan penonton,
saya puaskan awak pula.

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- Sekat Martha datang pub.
- Apa? Tak boleh.

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Nanti tak adalah hiburan di sini.

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Tanpa dia, awak membosankan.

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Dengar dulu. Gino, tolong keluar.

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Tak apa. Awak boleh cakap
di depan bini saya.

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Saya rasa tak sedap hati.

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Lihatlah semua e-mel
yang dia hantar kepada saya. Nah.

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Aduhai. Ini memang gila.

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- Dah faham maksud saya?
- Entah.

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Kini sukar nak sekat orang datang.

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Jika tiada bukti, kami yang kena.

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- Bagaimana dia tahu e-mel awak?
- Tak penting.

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Yang penting dia tahu e-mel saya

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dan kita ada bukti untuk sekat dia, bukan?

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Ada banyak bukti. Dah baca yang ini?

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Alamak, itu kejam.

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- Yang mana satu?
- Awak merayu minta seks dubur.

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- Apa maksud awak?
- Nah.

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Nampaknya awak merayu kepadanya
minta seks dubur.

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Awak balas. Biar benar?

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Alamak, awak hantar.

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Awak bodoh? Awak bahlul?

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Bertenang. Dia akan anggap itu lawak.

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bila?

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di mana

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daripada iphone saya

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00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,080
<i>Sungguh luar biasa</i>

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<i>melihat betapa cepat semuanya musnah.</i>

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Hai, itu Jason?

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00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:46,240
Hai, ya. Ini Donny.
Maaf telefon lewat begini.

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Boleh saya tukar
separuh akhir saya ke tarikh lain?

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Ya, saya tak boleh sertai yang sekarang
kerana ada hal keluarga.

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Awak memang hebat!

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Terima kasih, Jase.
Boleh panggil awak Jase?

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Okey. Terima kasih, Jason.
Selamat tinggal.

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Wah! Awak sampai.

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Saya pilih bar paling <i>gay</i> untuk uji awak.

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Saya tahu. Apa patut saya buat?
Elak sedut udara di sini?

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Sudahlah!

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Awak cuma menarik
kerana awak faham sindiran.

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- Saya anggap itu pujian.
- Ya, awak patut.

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Adakah saya benarkan awak
peluk pinggang saya?

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Ya, apabila awak datang
dengan gaun seksi ini.

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Awak dah mabuk?

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Saya mabuk cinta.

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Sudahlah.

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Saya serius. Awak patut jumpa dia nanti.

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Wah, saya suka lagu ini.
Ayuh, mari menari.

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- Awak pandai menari?
- Tak, mari kita sama-sama tak pandai.

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Apa awak dah buat kepada dia? Mana Tony?

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00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,800
Saya kembarnya.
Dia minta saya tolong mengurat awak.

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Beritahu dia, itu melanggar undang-undang.

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Apa?

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Meniduri seseorang guna identiti palsu.

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Yakah?

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Ya, mestilah.

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Siapa nama awak, adik kembar?

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Donny.

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00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,920
Pelik. Itu nama yang Martha guna.

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Ya...

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Awak okey?

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00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,680
Ya. Biar saya...

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Sekejap, ya?

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Alamak!

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00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,640
Awak okey?

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00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,360
Ya, saya okey. Nak minum?

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Saya rasa awak patut rehat dulu.

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- Okey.
- Duduk dulu.

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Minum air.

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Aduh.

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Ada sesuatu berlaku kepada awak hari ini?
Awak nampak bimbang.

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Saya tak apa-apa.

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00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,640
Hal Martha, ya?

298
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,240
Mesti saya suka dengar cerita ini.

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00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,000
Tak, saya cuma...

300
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Saya nak tolak dengan cara lembut

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dengan kata saya nak anak.

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Cerita ini semakin seronok.

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- Nak tahu apa saya fikir?
- Apa-apa pun, awak tetap akan cakap.

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00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,960
Saya rasa awak suka.

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00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,240
Awak baru baca beberapa e-mel.
Jangan berlagak macam awak faham.

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Saya buat carian Google.

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00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,240
Kenapa tak cakap dia pernah masuk penjara?

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00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,400
Ingatkan tak penting.

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00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,640
Nampak tak?

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Orang waras yang dihendap
bekas banduan yang ganas

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mesti akan laporkan kepada polis.

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00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,320
Tapi awak biarkan.

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00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,440
Awak rasa dia tak bahaya.

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Awak rasa kasihan.

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00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,160
Bagi awak, itu tak penting?

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Saya cuma cakap,
ada sebab awak suka dia ada.

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Bukan sebab awak suka dirinya.

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Tapi apa yang awak dapat daripada dia.

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Mengaku sajalah,

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cinta lebih menenangkan
apabila ia cuma dirasai satu pihak.

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00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,400
Apa lagi sebab saya datang sini?

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Awak pandai menipu.

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Ikut saya balik malam ini.

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Jangan beritahu Tony.

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Okey.

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kt mana rusa kutub
janganberi harapan dan menghiilang!

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daripada iphone saya

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<i>Apabila kita terlalu banyak menipu,</i>

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00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,000
<i>kadangkala kita lupa
tujuan asal kita menipu.</i>

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00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,760
<i>Tapi saya di sini,
bersama wanita impian saya,</i>

331
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,440
<i>Tony si buruh,
empat hentian daripada jenayah seks.</i>

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00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,480
Ya Tuhanku.

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00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,600
Saya tak sangka saya semabuk ini.

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00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,560
Malangnya, saya pula dah tak mabuk.

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00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,240
Alamak, maafkan saya.

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00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,800
Janganlah bergerak-gerak.

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00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,360
Saya rasa saya terpijak wanita tua.

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00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,400
Tolong perlahankan suara, ya?

339
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,600
Awak risau sangat.

340
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,160
Saya tak galakkan ketagih dadah,
tapi ia bagus untuk awak.

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00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,200
Hulurkan tangan awak.

342
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,880
Apabila awak buat kerja pembinaan,
awak pasang tangan baru?

343
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,400
Apa maksud awak?

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00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:40,520
Tangan awak tak berkematu
macam tangan buruh.

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00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,400
Ini tangan melancap.
Saya tukar setiap hari.

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00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,720
Pernah melancap guna tangan berkematu?

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00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,720
Saya ingatkan nak rasa.

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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,280
Apa saya perlu buat
supaya awak cium saya betul-betul?

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00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,120
Maaf, apa awak cakap?

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00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,040
Cium saya.

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00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,760
<i>Kecewa rasanya apabila kita
anggap diri kita progresif,</i>

352
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,760
<i>tapi akhirnya sedar kita cuma pengecut.</i>

353
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,040
<i>Tapi apabila dah terlalu lama
menelan rasa malu,</i>

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00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,560
<i>sukar untuk buang perasaan itu.</i>

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00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200
Budak tak senonoh.

356
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,000
Saya tak pernah main belakang,
tapi saya sanggup beri awak rasa.

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00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,880
Tolonglah. Saya nak balik.

358
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,280
Awak ada pilihan.

359
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,040
Anak atau seks dubur.

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00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,680
Saya tak tahulah
apa yang sekolah di Scotland ajar,

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00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,160
tapi jika main belakang,
tak dapatlah anak.

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00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,880
- Faham?
- Martha, baliklah rumah.

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00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,160
Awak buat saya marah
jika awak terus main tarik tali.

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00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,120
- Ke tepi, Martha.
- Tak nak!

365
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,240
Saya dah serahkan
sebahagian diri saya kepada awak.

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00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,680
Sekurang-kurangnya, jika awak tak sudi,

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berilah alasan yang munasabah.

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Dengar sini baik-baik.

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Lelaki yang tak suka saya

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mesti buta atau <i>gay</i>.

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00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Tapi saya tak nampak awak
meraba-raba selusur apabila naik tangga.

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00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,560
Tak, saya tak <i>gay</i>, Martha.
Jangan mengarut.

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00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,080
Kalau begitu, jangan tolak cinta saya.

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00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,480
Saya boleh uruskan.

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00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,080
Uruskan apa?

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00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Orang itu.

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- Yang sakiti awak.
- Saya tak faham.

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00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,480
Dia lelaki, bukan?

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00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,360
Apa dia buat kepada awak?

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00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,120
Saya nak pergi sekarang.

381
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,840
Saya nak pusing dan pergi. Jangan ikut.

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00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,000
Awak faham?

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Bagus.

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00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,520
Saya tak main-main.

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00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,200
Tipulah, Encik Bulan. Cuit!

386
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,400
- Apa awak buat?
- Awak suka tak? Jadi Encik Bulan.

387
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,840
Saya Puan Bulan kerana saya datang bulan.

388
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,320
- Cuit!
- Jangan usik. Pergi!

389
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,600
- Cuit!
- Saya serius. Jangan usik!

390
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,120
Saya tak main-main. Jangan cuit saya.

391
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,120
Teruk betul awak ini.

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Biar benar. Saya serius, Martha.
Berhenti sekarang.

393
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,560
Jangan dekat!

394
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,320
Martha.

395
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,120
Martha, apa awak buat?

396
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,000
- Cuit!
- Apa ini? Saya kata berhenti.

397
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,840
Saya serius. Jangan sentuh saya.

398
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,120
- Tak guna...
- Cuit!

399
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,720
Martha, janganlah.

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00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,480
Jangan bergerak.

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00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,960
Awak berdebar.

402
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,520
Saya buat awak berdebar.

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BERDASARKAN TEATER "BABY REINDEER"
OLEH RICHARD GADD

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