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That's what abuse
does to you, you know?
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It made me this sticking plaster
for all of life's weirdos.
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This... open wound for them to sniff at.
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I knew she was mad,
and I knew she was dangerous,
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but she flattered me.
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That was enough.
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A random audience member
recorded me on the sly
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and uploaded the video to YouTube,
and it went viral.
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In a matter of weeks,
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I went from a walking ghost
to the center of a media storm.
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It was so overwhelming
that I almost didn't notice
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that Martha had stopped emailing.
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Too distracted by all
the new work opportunities to take notice.
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It was like something took over,
and I just started coming out with it.
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Podcasts, radio shows,
bigger gigs, better crowds.
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Everyone wanted a piece of me,
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and my career
sprung into surprising action.
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I honestly couldn't believe
it was all happening.
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For the first time in my life,
I really felt like I was going somewhere.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage
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Donny Dunn!
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And there is nothing
like your life going so visibly well
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to let your sexual abuser know,
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"Fuck you. You failed to break me."
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Ah, thank you very much.
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Now, for those of you
that have seen the viral video,
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don't worry,
I'm not gonna go into all that again.
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Although there is a guy in the front row
looking at me a bit funny.
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Is it possible
to get a DBS check on this guy, please?
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I couldn't keep up with it,
everything that was happening.
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It was like my life began
three decades in,
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and all I needed to do to achieve it
was to be honest with myself.
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It's funny how things work out.
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♪ The streets are ours... ♪
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And sometimes I would find myself
in the free fall of happiness,
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and wonder what it was in me
that kept it in for so long.
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What it was in me that felt so afraid.
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Hello.
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I wasn't gonna
speak to you again,
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but I've been putting down the basics
regarding what you said on stage.
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Do your parents know
about all that in the video, yeah?
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The shirtlifting, and the guy's cock
half hanging out of you.
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I mean, should I tell them?
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Probably fair to know
their son's an ugly little bumboy.
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It's the least you deserve
for all those things you said about me.
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I cannot express how furious I am
about the way you shafted me.
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And just like that,
at the worst possible time,
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during the most important moment
of my professional life,
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Martha got my number.
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How the fuck could I let her
get my number?
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First new message.
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You know,
I've been leaving your parents alone
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because I didn't have the time for it,
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but I think they're gonna wanna know
information like this.
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I don't think your dad
looks like the accepting type.
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I couldn't tell
if Martha was bluffing,
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or if she would actually do something
as awful as tell my family.
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Either way, I unplugged from her
for a few days and made plans.
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I just had to get to my parents
before she did.
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Look, I, um...
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I don't know whether you've... seen this...
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video of me
that's been going around online.
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No, bear, I'm not on social media anymore,
and your dad--
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Isn't a fucking moron.
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Okay. Thanks for that. Um...
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Well...
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it's this video where I, uh...
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I confess a lot of things.
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I just...
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I just... I feel very confused,
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and, um, I...
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I don't really know anything anymore,
but I'm trying to, you know, like,
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get through it.
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I don't think I'm...
I'm straight anymore. Um...
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I think I'm probably, like,
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bisexual maybe.
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It's a journey, anyway, but it's...
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it's one that I... I need to go on
with your support.
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These past few years
have been really difficult.
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And I think you're gonna have a choice now
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between a...
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between a bi son or a... or a gay son,
whatever I become,
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or a dead one,
because I can't handle it anymore.
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Keeping it in.
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Oh, love, that's easy.
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Giving us a choice like that, there's
no question which one we're gonna go for.
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Just... Please, just let me finish.
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And I sort of speak about... other things
in the video too.
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I was, um...
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I was
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raped by a man.
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Oh my God.
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I'm fine, all right? I promise.
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But I spoke about it in this online video,
and now everyone knows.
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I just feel so fucking embarrassed,
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and I guess I never wanted you to know
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because I didn't want you
to think less of me,
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you know...
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...as a man.
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Oh, darling, of course we don't.
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You're our son, whatever happens.
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I just feel less of one,
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having let something like that
happen to me.
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But you didn't let it happen.
You weren't to blame.
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Would you see me as less of one?
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What?
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Would you see me as less of a man?
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Uh, well, no.
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I grew up in the Catholic Church.
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Uh, sorry, I... I...
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I don't understand.
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Jesus. I...
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I don't know what to say.
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You don't have to say anything.
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Just know we are always here.
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Oh, Bear, I'm so sorry.
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I slept 12 hours that night
and woke up to a new dawn.
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I felt lighter somehow.
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Amazed, even, by the sudden peace
I found within myself.
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I spent the next few days in Scotland
with my phone off, enjoying the quiet.
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I told my parents everything.
Teri, Martha, Darrien.
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I hadn't felt so at ease in all my life.
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There was no need to be afraid anymore.
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There was never any need.
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And by the time
I boarded the train back down,
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I really felt like
there was nothing in my way.
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Nothing, of course, apart from Martha.
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♪ I'd be sad and blue ♪
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♪ If not for you... ♪
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Good luck with the transsexual.
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Yep, thank you, Dad. Just... Thanks.
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You can go now.
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♪ Babe, the night
Would see me wide awake ♪
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♪ The day would surely have to break ♪
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♪ It would not be new ♪
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♪ If not for you ♪
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Jesus Christ.
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Welcome
to your voicemail.
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You have 50 new messages.
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First new message.
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You stood there,
like a fucking guppy,
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wafting that bitch right under my nose,
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your cock practically in her,
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and you're expecting me to do what?
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She's ringing me now, literally,
as I stand here.
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- I can see that, Mr. Dunn.
Then do something.
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You can't ring somebody
that many times in a day, surely.
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Well, no, you can't,
but obviously with unknown numbers,
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it's very difficult to prove
who is actually calling.
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So you're saying I can call anyone I meet
as many times as I want,
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and as long as I withhold my number,
I'm free to do as I please?
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You're not planning to?
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No, I'm not planning to.
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I'm making a point.
This behavior shouldn't be allowed.
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How'd she get your number anyway?
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She'd stopped emailing,
so I set an out-of-office,
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and it must have... replied to her.
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That's gotta hurt.
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Giving it away so easily after managing
to keep it from her for so long.
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Why is that helpful?
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Wha-- Uh...
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What about her phone number?
Have you tried blocking that?
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Of course I've tried.
You can't block unknown numbers.
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You should know this.
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Can't you just go into the back and listen
to the voicemails she's been leaving?
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We can't listen to that many voicemails.
We don't have the resources.
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Oh my God. So, what? I just change
my number and let her win again?
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Well, there is another option.
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Now, I need to speak
off the record here, but
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it might make sense to keep your number
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and wait for her to say something
that we can use to expedite this case.
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You're serious?
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Merely a suggestion.
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Go home. Mark down moments
where she says something threatening.
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She's leaving you
numerous voicemails a day.
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Chances are there'll be something there
we can use.
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First new message.
I'm gonna be frank with you...
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Over the next few months, Martha's
voicemails became the podcast to my life.
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I listened to her on every bus ride,
every Tube journey,
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in the street between meetings.
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She was there in my ears all the time.
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Don't forget what I said
about confidentiality.
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Her voicemails playing out
this retrospective
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of our entire relationship together.
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When you said
about hanging the curtains,
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I assumed you had
a one-night stand in mind.
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She remembered everything
with such lucidity.
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Do you remember that gig
you performed at back in the day?
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The chats, the laughter.
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The false promises.
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I'm shocked
you did something like that.
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I couldn't believe
the meaning she would glean
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from the most implausible of places.
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You surrendered to me
that day, didn't you? By the water.
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I started to download them,
log and categorize them,
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color-code them
into different emotions and subjects.
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All this fame means fuck all.
They don't love you.
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They'll grow bored. I love you. Yeah?
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It became an obsession.
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I ignored work calls,
canceled gigs and interviews,
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devoted my life
to unpacking the mystery of Martha.
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Why she was the way that she was.
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I'm not sure I ever got close
to finding the answer.
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You've got
psychiatric problems, darling.
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In fact, over time, I found myself
relating to her all over again.
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Our shared insecurities,
our fears for the future.
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The same things at night
which kept us from our sleep.
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London's full of charlatans
and backstabbers and liars.
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The way she managed to distract me
from all the things that I'd lost.
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She threatened me many times,
said stuff that was violent or phobic.
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Isn't abuse for little boys
and their piano teachers?
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About me or Teri or the abuse.
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But still, I found myself ignoring it.
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Has anything new come up
that we should know about?
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No.
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Holding off reporting her
out of fascination or empathy or guilt.
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- Any excuse to keep her in my life.
Don't you dare!
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And sometimes,
in my darkest hours,
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as I lay awake,
listening to how much she was suffering...
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I get heavy at night.
I sometimes feel so angry.
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Angry at the world
and what it's taken from me.
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I did have to fight every
fiber of my being not to call her back.
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So when I did eventually report her,
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I only did it
because she started on my family.
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I only did it because it felt like a risk
I couldn't take any longer.
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Message.
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So you and your family,
you keep your traps shut, yeah?
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You're on your final warning.
I fucking mean it this time.
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Because I've got a raging PMT
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where I could just about stab
anyone in England, in Britain.
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So you'd better watch what you're saying
because maybe one day I will stab someone.
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Martha was arrested the next day
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and charged with three counts
of stalking and harassment.
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And by the time a date was set
for her plea hearing,
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I couldn't tell whether it was putting
an end to her fascination or mine.
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All rise.
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Be seated.
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Stand up, Ms. Scott.
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You are charged with the harassment
of Mr. Donald Dunn
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between the dates of 14th August 2015
and 22nd March 2017.
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Are you guilty or not guilty?
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Guilty.
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You are charged
with the stalking of Mr. Donald Dunn
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between the dates of 14th August 2015
and 22nd March 2017.
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Are you guilty or not guilty?
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Guilty.
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You are charged
with the harassment of Gerald Dunn
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and Eleanor Dunn
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between the dates of 6th June 2016
and 22nd March 2017.
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Are you guilty or not guilty?
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Guilty.
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My little reindeer.
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My little reindeer.
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Ms. Scott, you have pled guilty.
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I will ask the CPS
to prepare a pre-sentencing report.
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- You will remain in custody until then.
Reindeer.
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All rise.
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Reindeer.
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Martha was sentenced
to nine months in prison,
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and a five-year restraining order
was issued that same day.
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And there, in that courtroom,
was the last time I ever set eyes on her.
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Oh. Keeley.
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Hi.
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Francis called.
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He's concerned about you.
266
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He says you've barely
come out of your room in weeks.
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Do you wanna come in?
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Yeah.
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What's all this?
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Oh, it's, uh... It's Martha stuff.
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- I thought she'd been sentenced.
- She has. I'm trying to make sense of it.
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- And how's that going?
I'm getting closer.
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Yeah, you'd hope so, looking at all this.
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Yeah, it's crazy.
275
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I have all her voicemails from
when I downloaded them for the police.
276
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I've split them into all these folders
capturing her different emotions.
277
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I've been doing it for weeks.
There's a ton I haven't listened to yet.
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It's funny, 'cause when you see them
all splayed out like this,
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you really do get a sense
of just how mad she was.
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Do you wanna sit down or something?
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Yeah.
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You look awful.
283
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I feel awesome.
284
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How's the, uh, comedy going?
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Oh, I've given up.
286
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Nothing like getting everything you want
in life to realize it's not for you.
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So, um,
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why are you here?
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I want you to move back to my mum's place.
Sort yourself out a bit.
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- I can't. I've signed a lease here.
Nah, I'll pay for it.
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Just move back.
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I can't have you go on living like this.
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Having gone through all of that.
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That video, Donny, it really upset me.
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Okay.
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How does it feel?
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Yeah, familiar.
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I'll leave you to it.
Let me know if you need anything.
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Thank you.
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I forgot to say, I left a little something
for you in the cupboard,
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along with a couple
of bits and bobs I found.
302
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Oh, thanks.
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Ah.
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Hello.
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Can I help with anything?
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Yeah, I was, uh...
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I was wondering if I could come in.
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Sure.
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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Yeah, please.
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So they were just high all the time?
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Oh my God, I've never seen two people
consume drugs like them.
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Private school boys too.
314
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I mean, the amount of times I caught
people shagging in my bed was insane.
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Where've you been?
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Oh. You know. Here and there.
317
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I'm sorry I disappeared.
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No. No, I get it.
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I saw your video, by the way.
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Oh yeah?
321
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I thought it was brave.
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Really brave.
323
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Oh.
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Thank you.
325
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You should come back and work with me.
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Uh...
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It won't be like last time.
328
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Oh, I... I don't know.
I'm sort of not really doing much anymore.
329
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We're bringing Cotton Mouth back
for a reboot.
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Probably be terrible, but
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we're staffing up at this very moment.
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You'd be paid.
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I'd love that.
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God, and there was
this other time in the bar
335
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when you were serving
in your tight whites, and I thought,
336
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"Red. Red is your color."
337
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And then the next day,
you were wearing red.
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I think you've got
a great jawline, a lovely smile.
339
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You know, I think you're,
you know, very attractive.
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You know, when you meet someone sometimes,
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you just think they have it.
342
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And you have it.
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I dunno. Maybe it's your turn of phrase.
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Fine! I fancy you, okay?
I fancy you. There, I said it.
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Oh God. I'm blushing
like a teenage virgin here.
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Hi there.
- Hi. Yeah, I'll have a vodka Coke, please.
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A... a double. Thanks.
348
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,240
That's the thing
I've always wondered.
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Why people meet, why people fall in love,
that kind of thing.
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00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,160
And I suppose that brings me
to the baby reindeer thing.
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As I think you're probably wondering.
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Basically, I had this wee cuddly toy
when I was young.
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Went with me everywhere.
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Earliest memory I have,
I think, was Christmastime.
355
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:53,280
This old photo of me,
sitting with this paper hat on my head
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and this baby reindeer beside me.
357
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:01,560
Anyway, this reindeer
was this cuddly, fluffy thing.
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It had big lips, huge eyes,
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and the cutest wee bum.
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I still have it to this day.
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00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,760
It was the only good thing
about my childhood.
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I'd hug it
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when they fought.
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And they fought a lot, you know?
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00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:28,520
Well, you are the spit of that reindeer.
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The same nose.
367
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960
Same eyes.
368
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,120
Same cute wee bum.
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It means so much to me.
370
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:42,920
You...
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You mean so much to me.
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00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,160
I've gotta go.
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00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,160
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry.
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00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,240
Here you go.
375
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,440
Oh, thank you.
376
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,720
- It's, uh, £7.25.
Oh yeah.
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00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,880
Oh fuck.
378
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Sorry, man, I...
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00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,240
I think I've left my wallet at home.
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00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,720
Don't worry about it. It's on me.
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♪ Farewell, farewell
To you who would hear ♪
382
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♪ You lonely travelers all ♪
383
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:10,600
♪ The cold north wind will blow again ♪
384
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:17,160
♪ The winding road does call ♪
385
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:25,360
♪ And will you never return to see ♪
386
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,600
♪ Your bruised and beaten sons? ♪
387
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,720
♪ "Oh, I would, I would" ♪
388
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,320
♪ "If welcome I were" ♪
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♪ The cold north wind will blow again ♪
390
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,480
♪ The winding road ♪
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♪ Does call ♪