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(lively guitar music playing)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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(subdued music playing)

5
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♪ ♪

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(heavy breathing)

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(music intensifies)

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(gasps)

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-(door opens)
-Ah!

10
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Sorry.

11
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Am I, uh...
disturbing you?

12
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Uh... I like
to spend time on set

13
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before the crew comes

14
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and, uh, turns it
into chaos.

15
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So do I.

16
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I have to absorb how it
feels as a real place.

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I need to make sure
it's, uh, haunted.

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-Hm.
-Sorry, um,

19
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I feel safer if, if you're not
pointing a gun at me.

20
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(both chuckling)

21
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Am I that dangerous?

22
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You are Irma Vep for me,
so, yes, you are dangerous.

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Yeah, but off camera,
I am a nice person.

24
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No, not to me.
Maybe later...

25
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when the shoot is over.

26
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So...

27
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is it haunted enough for you?

28
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René: The set?

29
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Well, um,

30
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most of the time,
sets are soulless.

31
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-But not this one.
-You have an actual ghost...

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with a gun.

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Mira...

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do you believe...
in the invisible?

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The invisible.

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I... guess so.

37
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I mean, it depends on
what you call invisible.

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Things that exist...
but you cannot see.

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Mira: Like what?

40
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Like, uh...

41
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Wi-Fi.

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-Wi-Fi...
-Yeah, Wi-Fi, yeah.

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Sure... um, yeah.

44
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But then, I mean,

45
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sometimes I feel
like it's not there

46
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and it's not working.

47
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What about presences?

48
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You mean the way a place
has some sort of soul?

49
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-Or not.
-That you can't see
but you can feel.

50
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-Yes, yes.
-I do.

51
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Sets are eerie
because they're real

52
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and they're not real.

53
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They look real,

54
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but they're
an imitation of reality...

55
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(knocks on wall)

56
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just like dreams

57
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are an imitation of reality.

58
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You're right, like dreams.

59
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Um, were you rehearsing?

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I was.

61
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Do you want to show me?

62
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Are you sure I should
kill the Grand Vampire?

63
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Oh yes.

64
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We should get rid of him.

65
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He's definitely not
gonna be happy.

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Screw him.

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But I'm here for you...

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so I'm in for the ride.

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♪ ♪

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(jaunty accordion music playing)

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(gunshot)

72
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(grunts, groans)

73
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Yes! Great!
Yeah, you did it!

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Now shoot him again.

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Empty the barrel.

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-(gun clicking)
-Now, jump on him.

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Yeah, with both feet.
J-Jump on him!

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René, I have heels on.

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I can't jump on him.

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No, no, no. He's dead.
He, he doesn't feel nothing.

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-Jump on him.
-I am so sorry.

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-It's okay, it's fine.
-(buzzer)

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You have nothing
to be sorry about.

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This is between René and me!

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He's a nutcase!

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René, I will sue
the hell out of you!

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It's payback time!
You're going down!

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Fuck you.

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Oh!

90
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Robert: Thank you! Bye!

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Bye!

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-(bangs monitor)
-Oh!

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(banging)

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Mm!

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(chuckles)

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Mm?

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Hm...

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Hm...

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(phone ringing)

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(grunts, groans)

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(Gregory speaking French)

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(sirens wailing)

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(phone ringing)

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Uh...

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(doctor speaking French)

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Ah, merci.

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Technically,
it wasn't suicide.

108
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It was more like a...
sex game.

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Yeah, well,
let's not speak
about the sex game

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because it's not sure.

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(all say hello)

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(knocks on door)

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-Salud.
-Bye!

114
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("Frankie's Gun!" by
The Felice Brothers playing)

115
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(machines beeping)

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♪ ♪

117
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♪ My car goes Chicago ♪

118
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♪ Every weekend
to pick up some cargo ♪

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♪ I think I know the bloody
way by now, Frankie ♪

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♪ And turn the goddamn
radio down, thank you ♪

121
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♪ Pull over,
count the money ♪

122
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♪ But don't count the thirty
in the glove box, buddy ♪

123
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♪ That's for to buy
Lucille some clothes ♪

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(dog barking)

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♪ Bang bang bang,
went Frankie's gun ♪

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♪ He shot me down, Lucille ♪

127
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♪ Bang bang bang,
went Frankie's gun ♪

128
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♪ He shot me down, Lucille ♪

129
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♪ He shot me down,
he shot me down ♪

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-Stop.
-(car honking)

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-(tires screeching)
-Hey, hey. Stop.

132
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey!

133
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♪ I saw a man hit my mom
one time, really ♪

134
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♪ I hurt him so damn bad
I had to hide in Jersey ♪

135
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♪ Called my mama told her,
in the dresser ♪

136
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♪ There's 10 or 20 dollars
but there ain't no lesser ♪

137
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(speaking Cantonese)

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Oh my god.

139
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Hi.

140
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,266
Are you okay?

141
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,017
-(speaks Cantonese)
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

142
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,310
-I'm, I'm totally fine.
-You sure?

143
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,228
How good to see you.

144
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,563
-Oh!
-(thud)

145
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,023
-Yes. (chuckles) In the hotel.
-(shower running)

146
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I was, um, coming
out of the elevator

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and I saw him right there.

148
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And he passed out.

149
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,031
No, no, no, he's fine.
He's in the shower.

150
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,908
I put him in a cold shower.

151
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I think he's fine right now.

152
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,870
He didn't seem any
less coherent than usual.

153
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He just... wanted
to go straight to set.

154
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And I was like, uh,
"No, you need to rest."

155
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,711
-(chuckles) Yeah.
Oh no, it's fine.
-(shower stops)

156
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,505
I think he's done
with the shower.
I'll call you back?

157
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,676
What the fuck
happened to you?

158
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,511
I don't know.

159
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,431
I-I was quietly sitting
in my hotel room

160
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,601
reading this really cool book
about drugs in Nazi Germany.

161
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"Blitzed."
Heard of it?

162
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,813
-Never.
-It's fascinating.

163
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,025
Did you know all those
elite troops were on speed?

164
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Okay.

165
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,819
(inhales vape)

166
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,571
Then there was a blank.

167
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I woke up in a clinic...
drips in my arms.

168
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,368
Well, let me fill you in.

169
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Seems you hung yourself

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00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,955
in the closet
and passed out.

171
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,082
Ah, now I understand
the neck pain

172
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,459
and the strangulation...

173
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,294
-I guess so.
-...strangulation mark.

174
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,420
I was wondering.

175
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,464
Please, eat something.

176
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,590
Yeah, nothing
to worry about.

177
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,384
Something I do if
I can't get my dick up.

178
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,218
(laughs)

179
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,553
Does it work?

180
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,931
Usually, it works,
but sometimes I black out.

181
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,099
It's a, it's a thin line.

182
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,310
Seems this one was close.
(laughs)

183
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,939
-I've done much worse.
-Oh, I'm sure.

184
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,150
-But now I feel fit as fuck.
-(both laughing)

185
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,361
It just boosts you.

186
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,363
-Oh!
-You have no idea.

187
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:43,659
Well, seems the brain scan
showed no lesion, so...

188
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,620
("Lady and Man"
by Khruangbin playing)

189
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,750
Herman:
Yeah, I think it's
an excellent offer.

190
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,086
I need to discuss it
again with Laurie.

191
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♪ ♪

192
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:06,682
Yo! Me and my team,
we had a second Zoom
with the French.

193
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,226
And they seriously want
me to finish "Irma Vep."

194
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,229
-You're really considering it?
-Yeah.

195
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,023
I mean,
I ain't give 'em
my decision yet.

196
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,775
I told 'em to wait
till tomorrow.

197
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,944
But Marvel pushed
back "Sharkman," and...

198
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,655
thought you'd be happy to go
to Paris for a few weeks.

199
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,991
-I am.
-And the money's good.

200
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,994
I'm sorry to be blunt,
but it's basically a hack job.

201
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,413
What you talkin' 'bout?
I mean, it's a prestige gig.

202
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,082
Honey, you shouldn't be
doing a TV show right now.

203
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,375
It's bad for your image.

204
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,584
How?

205
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,878
"Doomsday" performed well,

206
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,381
so you can build
on the momentum.

207
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,633
This "Irma Vep" thing's
gonna take you nowhere.

208
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,552
-So you don't wanna go to Paris?
-Mm!

209
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,095
Of course,
I wanna go to Paris.

210
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,556
Who doesn't
wanna go to Paris?

211
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,516
But I care about you.

212
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:52,019
I'm concerned about
you and Mira, though.

213
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,229
No reason to be.

214
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,689
I sense there's no closure.

215
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:58,608
I don't know about her,
but...

216
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,987
I'm perfectly fine
with being just friends
with her.

217
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,158
-At a distance... of course.
-Well, if we do go,

218
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,660
-we'll make sure
there's distance.
-Thank you.

219
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,328
What the fuck happened
with René Vidal?

220
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,289
Apparently,
that motherfucker vanished.

221
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,374
-Really?
-Yeah. Cut his phone off.

222
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,002
-Nobody can contact him.
-You tried?

223
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,378
I sent him a text.

224
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,588
Did he text you back?

225
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,089
Kinda. He--

226
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,800
Never seen no GIF like this.

227
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,471
See, I interpret it
as him sayin', "Be my guest."

228
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,890
Mm... it strikes me

229
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,641
for something
a little less nuanced,

230
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,352
like, "Go fuck yourself."

231
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,857
Have you tried René again?

232
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,151
Turned his cell off.

233
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,819
I sent him
a couple texts.

234
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,696
I'm not surprised.

235
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,697
(sighs)

236
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,074
Just disappointed.

237
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,367
I committed to this show
because of René.

238
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,704
I could feel betrayed.

239
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,123
-I'm sure he's in pain.
-I know.

240
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,209
But now we're stuck
with Herman.

241
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,460
They need your approval.

242
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,754
Mira:
You know I'm going
to give my approval.

243
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,341
What else can I do?
There aren't many
options anyway.

244
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,301
At least he's
the evil I know.

245
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:08,386
Herman is not evil.

246
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,557
I'm scared though.

247
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,476
Why?

248
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,144
I miss Laurie.

249
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,480
(chuckles)
I don't.

250
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,981
I called her this morning.

251
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,151
-She didn't pick up.
-Why the fuck did you call her?

252
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,778
She'll be in town.

253
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,240
We might as well
set the rules.

254
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:31,326
Laurie doesn't
play by any rule.

255
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:34,496
Don't let her hurt you
more than she already has.

256
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,958
(beeping, buzzer)

257
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,423
(speaking French)

258
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,621
(beeping)

259
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,716
(hangs up phone)

260
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,434
uh...

261
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,429
(phone ringing)

262
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,472
(pensive music playing)

263
00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:34,295
(laughing)

264
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,457
Herman.

265
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,417
Regina:
Ugh, I'm in a complete panic.

266
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:58,046
They want me to replace
René just to save the day.

267
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,548
Lyle: (on computer)
Sounds like a great
opportunity to me.

268
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,008
Grab it.

269
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:03,593
But I'm not prepared,

270
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,303
and it's not even my project.

271
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,888
Make it your project.

272
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,264
For a day?

273
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,682
Mira needs your help.

274
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,809
I'm the one who needs
all the help I can get.

275
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:15,396
Oh, come on. You'll be fine.
It's only one scene.

276
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,731
(groans)

277
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,110
Let me show you something.

278
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:24,531
I stayed up all night
looking up references
to prep.

279
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,200
-(video plays)
-(chuckles)

280
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:30,745
-What the hell is that?
-You know Kenneth Anger?

281
00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:32,664
Experimental filmmaker.

282
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:35,583
René always mentions
him as an inspiration.

283
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,253
Should I know him?

284
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,088
He doesn't see himself
as a director,

285
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,923
but... as a magus.

286
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,135
-You mean a magician?
-No, magicians do tricks.

287
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:50,431
A magus believes in...
invisible forces.

288
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,600
He believes that
actors are spirits

289
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,852
and movies are magic rituals.

290
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:59,065
And what exactly is
the purpose of movies
as magic rituals?

291
00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:01,526
To invoke Lucifer.

292
00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:08,116
(grand operatic singing)

293
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,452
♪ ♪

294
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,798
You mean some sort of,
uh, satanic ceremony?

295
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:25,341
No, not at all.

296
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,928
It's like Lucifer
is the fallen angel

297
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,347
but he's literally
the carrier of light.

298
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,933
His movies are about
conjuring Lucifer?

299
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:37,186
No, they're about
accessing that light.

300
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,188
What's your point?

301
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,608
All movies are about
accessing the light.

302
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,818
All movies are about--

303
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:48,948
-Maybe the good ones.
-Yeah, the good ones.

304
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,659
And if you don't believe
in the invisible, then...

305
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,077
then you just don't
make good movies.

306
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,705
Is this something that they
taught you in film school?

307
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:57,415
No, and this is
the part of cinema

308
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,042
you gotta learn
by yourself.

309
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,460
No one teaches you that.

310
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,713
You know you sound
exactly like René?

311
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:06,507
-Your blouse.
-Thank you, Ms. Director.

312
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,509
(chuckles)
Only for the day.

313
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,304
And then I'll turn back
into my usual pumpkin.

314
00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:16,225
Look, here's Anaïs Nin
as Astarte,

315
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,936
-Goddess of the Moon.
-Mira: She plays Astarte?

316
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,815
No. I mean, she's...
being Astarte.

317
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,776
You know, that's
the major difference.

318
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:28,237
So, you mean that
I have to be Irma Vep?

319
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,658
No, you have to let
Irma Vep be you.

320
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,826
For "The Vampires"
to be a better show?

321
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,995
For "The Vampires" to be art.

322
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,665
-As opposed to?
-Entertainment.

323
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,249
It's not supposed
to be entertaining?

324
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,543
Well, of course,
it's supposed to be
entertaining,

325
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,088
but it could be
more than that.

326
00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:48,675
So, uh, how do you
see your first shot?

327
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,889
First, the camera's here...

328
00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:57,725
the entrance to Moreno's flat.

329
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,478
And then,
we have a close-up

330
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:03,106
of the nefarious Satanas

331
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:07,694
as he puts on his
poisonous spike.

332
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,946
Then he rings Moreno's bell

333
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,323
to confront him
and Irma Vep about

334
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,534
the Grand Vampire's murder.

335
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,495
(tense music playing)

336
00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,801
(inaudible)

337
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,894
And action.

338
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,021
♪ ♪

339
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,032
Satanas:
Don't worry, my dear.

340
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,744
He's only paralyzed.

341
00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:01,330
In five minutes,
he'll be back to normal.

342
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,374
And he will have
learned his lesson.

343
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:07,378
No one messes with The Vampires.

344
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,757
The man you killed
and whose body...

345
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,302
is in this trunk,
was a subordinate.

346
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,763
-I, Satanas...
-(thunder, lightning)

347
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,599
am the true Grand Vampire.

348
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:25,938
I want you to join
The Vampires.

349
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,609
If you don't swear
your allegiance to me
by tomorrow,

350
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,653
you will be killed at 2 AM.

351
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,741
(cheery music playing)

352
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:41,287
♪ ♪

353
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,386
(tense music playing)

354
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,739
(Musidora speaking French)

355
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,596
(clears throat)

356
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,017
D'accord, d'accord.

357
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:20,071
(clattering)

358
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,400
(extras chattering)

359
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,496
Oui?

360
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,808
(dramatic piano playing)

361
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,711
(light dance music)

362
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:15,644
Dancers: Whoo!

363
00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:21,817
Moreno: Garçon?

364
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,779
Champagne.

365
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:39,960
Dancer: Whoo!

366
00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:45,841
(whistles)

367
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,844
(whizzes through air)

368
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,721
(explosion)

369
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,890
(all screaming)

370
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:55,643
(glass shattering,
objects breaking)

371
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,771
(screaming continues)

372
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,622
(coughing, chattering)

373
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:21,794
(Musidora speaking French)

374
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,173
(coughing continues)

375
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,384
(sirens wailing)

376
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:32,138
René's Voicemail:
Hi, this is, uh, René Vidal.

377
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,558
Don't, don't leave
any messages.

378
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:38,310
I will never return them.
Thank you.

379
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,814
(sighing)

380
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,945
(uneasy music playing)

381
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,043
♪ ♪

382
00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,774
(tense music playing)

383
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,747
♪ ♪

384
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,383
(indistinct chatter)

385
00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:58,057
♪ ♪

386
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,334
♪ ♪

387
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,005
(person singing)

388
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,173
(water running)

389
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:27,313
(singing continues)

390
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,282
(indistinct voices)

391
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,335
Herman:
We could redo the buttons.

392
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:50,544
We could send it to Mike.

393
00:43:50,627 --> 00:43:52,212
He did all the buttons
for "Doomsday."

394
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,422
Laurie:
He'll do it, you think?

395
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:54,631
Herman:
Yeah, we have plenty of buttons

396
00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:55,924
leftover from "Doomsday."

397
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,384
Laurie:
Okay.

398
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,887
Well, anyway,
enough about me.
How was your day?

399
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,890
Herman:
Oh, we just rode around,
looked at all the main sets.

400
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,224
Just to get the mood.

401
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,101
I can get a vibe
of what's goin' on.

402
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,936
Okay, did you like it?

403
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:08,979
Not really, no.

404
00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,439
Laurie:
I mean, you start tomorrow.

405
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,608
That doesn't really
give them much time
to fix things.

406
00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,860
Herman:
Why is why I have to fix
the most important things.

407
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,529
René, cheap ass.
I mean, not cheap.

408
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,948
In the art world,
they call it a minimalist.

409
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,868
He's a minimalist.
Not me. I like big shit.

410
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:25,162
-Laurie: Oh, I know.
-Herman: It's frustrating.

411
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:26,538
There's this scene
where this bomb

412
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,207
is supposed to go off
in this nightclub.

413
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,333
He wanna shoot it in a dump.

414
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,168
I'm like, you don't
shoot that in no dump.

415
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:32,378
You go to Moulin Rouge,

416
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,089
or Folies Bergère,
or somethin' big.

417
00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,842
Fuck that little shit.
You know what I'm sayin'?

418
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,427
Herman, this is a TV show,

419
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,762
not a movie.

420
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,848
-They don't have the budget.
-I know, I know.

421
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,768
But at the end of the day,
I'm just trying to do
my best with what I know.

422
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,604
Hollywood, blockbusters.
I grew up on 'em.

423
00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:51,980
Didn't mean to judge.

424
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,566
I know I'm not
a Coen Brothers.

425
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,402
Them motherfuckers
are geniuses.

426
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,778
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Yeah.

427
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,406
I hate when you do that.
Don't be self-deprecating.

428
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,659
You're going to make...
great movies one day.

429
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:05,536
Herman:
If movies are still being made.

430
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:06,745
Laurie:
No, they will.

431
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:07,871
Herman:
I got somethin' for you.

432
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,581
-Laurie: What?
-Herman: I got a surprise.

433
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:12,000
-What?
-Yeah... Don't move.

434
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,795
-Are we celebrating something?
-Herman: One second.

435
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,713
-Woo!
-(Laurie chuckles)

436
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,967
Laurie:
You're crazy.

437
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,230
(chuckles)

438
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,024
Yes.

439
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,113
-Baby...
-(Laurie chuckles)

440
00:45:41,196 --> 00:45:42,698
-Pick a hand.
-Left hand.

441
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:45,159
-Both, come on!
-(screeches)

442
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,326
Wow.

443
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:48,912
It's a surprise.

444
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,456
Open it, it don't bite.

445
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,207
-Ay!
-Ooh.

446
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,543
Wow.

447
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,047
-Herman.
-What, you don't like it?

448
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,300
-It's so beautiful.
-(kisses)

449
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:04,344
It's an apology
for takin' a hack job
in Paris.

450
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,013
I never said it
was a hack job.

451
00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,556
You kinda said
it was a hack job.

452
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,850
Okay, fine, I said
it was a hack job.

453
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:10,851
Wanna put it on?

454
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,436
-Yes.
-Let's do it.

455
00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:15,481
Oh, wow.

456
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,316
This latch can be tricky.

457
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,569
I mean, French latches.

458
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:24,948
Voilà.

459
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,206
Ooh.

460
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,041
Herman:
It's gorgeous. Damn!

461
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,334
Laurie:
Ah, I don't wanna break it.

462
00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:37,377
Herman:
Here, let me help
you take it off.

463
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,425
Ah, it's so pretty.

464
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:49,014
-Herman: Ooh, mamacita!
-(Laurie chuckles)

465
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,308
Yeah, what's up?

466
00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,018
Shit.

467
00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:54,603
Goddamn!

468
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,564
Have you heard from Mira?

469
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,024
Been avoiding her.

470
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:00,692
She been askin' about you.

471
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:02,611
She said she texted you.

472
00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:04,446
Yeah, I've been busy.

473
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,826
I'll respond tomorrow.

474
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,369
Maybe.

475
00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:12,037
You're just
toyin' with her.

476
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,373
Herman, she used me
as her sex slave.

477
00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:16,208
Herman:
Come on, babe.
That's a bit dramatic.

478
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:18,252
Laurie:
Yeah, well...
she doesn't like that

479
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:21,463
I'm not the submissive
groupie she once knew.

480
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,593
-I'm a woman.
-Yes, you are.

481
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,263
I'm not a puppet.

482
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:34,184
-Herman: You want revenge?
-Laurie: No.

483
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,228
But I won't let things
spin out of control again,

484
00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,647
-that's for sure.
-Such a badass.

485
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:41,233
Yes, I'm a badass.

486
00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,026
I'm a badass.

487
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,406
(giggling)

488
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:49,074
Herman:
You know I'm ticklish there.
Stop it!

489
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,328
(moans, giggles)

490
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,456
Laurie:
Baby.

491
00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:00,502
(light flute playing)

492
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:07,968
(Laurie yelps, laughs)

493
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,682
♪ ♪

494
00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,900
♪ ♪