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[light-hearted music plays]
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[protesters] Banks got bailed out!
We got sold out!
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Here's a question,
do you trust the government?
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I don't always.
I've seen them bail out Wall Street
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while the average American struggles.
I've seen them attack peaceful protesters.
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And come on,
I know what the TSA is really doing
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with all my confiscated weed gummies.
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[protesters] Banks got bailed out!
We got sold out!
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But you know what
I realized, there is one way
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in which we all do implicitly
trust the government every day.
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We use money,
and money is nothing but trust.
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See the only reason this
random piece of tree pulp is worth a buck,
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is because the government
says it is and because we all believe them
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when they say it.
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You know, it's funny the…
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the bill says "In God we trust"
on it, but I'm an atheist.
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I don't trust God, I curse God!
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Eh, it's probably a coincidence.
No, we trust the government.
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That's why none of us
would agree to get paid in IOU's
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or autographed headshots of celebrities.
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-Uh, do you accept Danny DeVito's?
-Cash only, Bub.
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-What about Johnny Cash?
-Who?
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-[groans]
-[defeated trumpet note plays]
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But everyone accepts
the good old American greenback.
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A dollar? [scoffs]
What do you think this is, 1990?
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Five bucks a glass, grandpa.
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Okay, age comes for us all kid.
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You know, I used to think
that the only time the government
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interacted with my money
is when I paid my taxes
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or that one time I bribed a judge,
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but it turns out that the
government and our trust in it
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actually impacts every
moment of our financial lives.
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So what happens
when that trust breaks down?
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[glass breaks]
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[dramatic music plays]
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You know, I take for granted
that when I put my money in the bank,
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it'll stay there. But why? [scoffs]
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Why do I trust a faceless
corporation with my life savings?
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I mean, they don't even
trust me with their pens.
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Well, up until a century
ago, most Americans didn't.
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See, back then,
it was common for banks to uh, fail.
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And when that happened,
your money would be gone.
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Howdy handsome, the cupboards
are bare and the kids are crying.
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I need to dip into the kitty,
or my goose is cooked.
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Sorry lady,
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this Depression's got our balance
sheet redder than W.C. Field's nose.
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Your cash has flown the coop.
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Americans could become
so afraid of losing their savings
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that any sign of
instability would cause a panic.
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Hey gang! These phony four-flushers
won't make good on our Mazuma!
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[grunts]
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Depositors would bum rush the banks
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trying to withdraw all of
their money simultaneously.
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This was called a bank run,
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and it could push even
healthy banks into bankruptcy
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resulting in a calamitous
cascade of closures.
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[groans]
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During the Great Depression,
over 9000 banks failed.
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Americans lost billions in savings.
The economy ground to a halt,
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and public outcry forced President
Franklin Delano Roosevelt to act.
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One at a time, one at a time.
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I lost my life savings.
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I lost the proceeds for my moonshinery.
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I thought we were all wearing
barrels to this, or did plans change?
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Alright, alright. How about this?
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To restore trust in the banking system,
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we will create the
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
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Your deposits
henceforth will be guaranteed
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by the full faith and credit
of the United States government.
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What if the bank burns down?
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You'll get your money back.
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What if Bonnie and Clyde
get in there and mess up the joint?
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You'll get your money back!
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What if you got a telegram
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saying everyone would be wearing
barrels to the speech, but no one did it?
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[shouts] It's guaranteed, okay!
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[tense beat plays]
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Can I withdraw one penny please?
Thanks so much.
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At the time, this was considered
an extraordinary measure, but it worked.
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The FDIC stabilized
the banking system, restored trust,
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and made bank runs a thing of the past.
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Today, when you see
that FDIC logo at your bank,
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it means that up to
250,000 dollars of your money per account
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is fully insured
by the federal government.
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And since 1933, not one penny
of insured deposits has been lost.
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And that is all the more impressive
because bank failures still happen.
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It's just that nowadays,
instead of causing a panic,
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the FDIC swoops in so seamlessly
that almost no one even notices.
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How do they do that?
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Tell you what, heads we go
find out, tails the show ends now.
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-Oh, man, what?
-[joyful music plays]
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Okay, this one doesn't count.
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-Let's go again.
-[music ends]
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-[bell dings]
-Hey!
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[exciting music plays]
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-[Adam] Hi there.
-Hello, and welcome to the FDIC, Adam.
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[Adam] This is like the
bankiest place I've ever been.
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[woman 1] Come on, let's give a little
tour. We're conducting a simulation today.
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-Oh, really?
-So I've told them that I was
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gonna invite you to step in
and observe the meeting.
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Would you like to do that?
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Oh, my God, that'd be incredible.
We can see what happens when a bank fails.
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-Let's go on up.
-Let's do it.
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-Adam, here they are. Good morning.
-[Adam] Oh, my gosh, hello everybody.
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Thank you for having us. This is
very official, I'm a little nervous.
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[laughs]
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[man 1] Alright. So, welcome
everybody to this executive briefing.
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We are here for ABC Banking Company.
The code name is Kodiak.
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This bank was founded in 1948,
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and the bank has 23 retail
branches across two states.
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The bank's been
unprofitable for several quarters,
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and we've prepared
a strategic plan for resolution.
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The on-site team will be
working through the weekend
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so that insured depositors
always have access to their funds.
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We wanna make sure the bank opens up
Monday morning at 8:30, just like normal.
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So this is a bank that's failing,
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so there's 60,000 people
who have accounts at this bank,
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the bank is going down, they don't
know that you're here talking about…
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They do not. Yep, we try to do
our best to fly under the radar and
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make sure that
the financial system stays stable
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and that depositors
don't have any disruption.
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So if a bank fails
and you don't find the acquirer,
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what, FDIC just ends up
owning everything the bank owns?
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That can happen, yes,
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but sometimes we also can own things
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that an acquiring
bank doesn't want to own.
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Really, like, what?
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Well, back in the 80s, we had a
minority share in the Dallas Cowboys,
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-for a very short period of time.
-[Adam] Wait, really?
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Did you get free tickets or what? [laughs]
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-Unfortunately, no.
-That's a bummer.
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Uh, we've had rights to
a horror movie that starred,
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uh, George Clooney and Charlie Sheen.
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I think it was called
Grizzlies II, and, uh, yeah.
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So, how often does this happen?
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Recently, it's been less and less because
the economy has been doing very well,
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but we did have
a significant period of time,
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-if anybody remembers back in 2008, where
-Yeah.
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we had hundreds of bank closings.
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Wow! That must have been
a very busy time for you in 2008.
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[Maureen Sweeney] The important thing
to know is the cost of bank resolution
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is not born by the taxpayer.
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We have a Deposit Insurance
Fund, that's funded by banks
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who pay premiums
based on their risk profile.
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I love it. Yeah,
make the banks pay for it.
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It's the… if--
It was their fault. [laughs]
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So we're going to go over to a bank branch
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and simulate the bank closing speech that
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we give on Friday
night after the bank closes.
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Let's do that, please.
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Alright, first off, I've been
given this honorary pin to uh…
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-to pin on you.
-[Adam] What? Wow. [laughs]
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-I'm… I'm an FDIC official. Incredible.
-You're ready to go. You look nice.
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Actually, you could do the part.
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You know what? I feel cool.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[door clangs]
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[laughs]
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[Adam] Alright. Yeah, we are locked out.
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[Tyler Caviness laughs ] Classic.
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So I thought I would set
the stage with you before we go in there.
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You know, as the FDIC we don't like it
when banks fail, we just, we're there
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just in case it does happen.
This is an emotional situation,
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it's something that
we need to work through.
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I think about being professional.
I think about being compassionate,
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-Yeah.
-and I think about being respectful.
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Professional, compassionate, respectful.
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-[Tyler Caviness] Excellent.
-Let's do it.
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[intriguing music plays]
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Hello, can you please tell me
where the bank president is?
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[woman 2] Yes.
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-Hello, are you Jerry?
-[Jerry] I am.
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Hi, nice to meet you. My name
is Tyler Caviness, I'm with the FDIC.
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Alright, so now is the moment
where I would tell the bank president
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who we are and why we're here.
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-Oh, do I say that?
-Go for it. Please do.
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Okay. Uh… Sir, I hate to tell you this,
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but we're here from the FDIC to… present
a formal letter that the bank has failed.
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Um, once the last customer has left
for the day, if you could lock the door,
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uh, and gather your employees
so we can make the announcement.
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-Okay.
-[Adam whispers] Did I do it right?
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-That was pretty good. Nor--
-[gasps]
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[Tyler Caviness] It's all right.
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Normally, we wouldn't
say that the bank has failed.
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-Aah!
-We don't want to bring that up until
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-right at the last minute. Once the state
-I see.
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actually closes the the bank.
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Maybe he's thinking, "Maybe
it's an announcement for my birthday."
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-Yeah.
-[Adam] Right?
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No, he's-- there's a pretty good
chance he knows why we're here.
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Team, can we all gather up? We've got
an announcement here this evening.
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Hello everyone, my name is Tyler Caviness,
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and I'm with the Federal
Deposit Insurance Corporation.
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It's nice to meet all of
you. As you've heard from the state,
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your bank has failed,
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and the FDIC has stepped in
to help handle the resolution.
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The good news is the FDIC
has entered into an agreement
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with an assuming
institution to acquire all the deposits
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and virtually all of
the assets of the institution.
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The bank will reopen Monday morning
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for business as usual,
just under a new name.
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There will be a lot of
work to accomplish together,
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and we are thankful for your cooperation.
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And now, I would like to
introduce you to the acquirer,
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the acquiring bank. Thank you.
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[somber music plays]
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-How'd I do?
-That was a pretty good job.
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-Thank you.
-Did it feel awkward or, uh, unusual?
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It did feel a little awkward
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cause normally when
I'm speaking to a group of people,
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they laugh at the
end of a sentence, but in this case,
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there are a lot of worried faces.
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-Yeah.
-What is that like for you?
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You get used to knowing that we're there
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to make sure that they
understand exactly what's happened
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and, um, to kind of walk them through it.
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We've taken care of
all of this on the backend so
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that it's really a non-event.
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That's what we--
That's what we strive to do.
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A non-event.
Like if I'm a customer of this bank,
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and on Friday, Saturday,
Sunday, my debit card's still working.
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Sometime next week,
I get an email or a letter saying,
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"Hey, your bank has a new name,"
and I'm like, "Ehh who cares,
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a form letter from my-- Whatever."
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And my life just goes on.
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I don't experience any
disruption because you're there.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. Amazing.
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Thank you so much Tyler.
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-Alright, have a good day.
-Thank you, you too.
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-[soft music plays]
-[chuckles]
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How incredible is this?
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Like, I don't know about you,
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I think this is one of the most
effective government programs of all time.
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The people at the FDIC have neutralized
the threat of bank failures so thoroughly,
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not only do they not hurt our money,
we don't even hear about them anymore.
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And if they didn't
create that level of trust,
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our economy would
literally cease to function.
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But hold on,
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bank failures are just one bad
thing that can happen to our money.
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What is the federal government doing
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to protect us from all the other
financial disasters that threaten us?
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You know, this show was
supposed to come out a year ago.
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But can you guess
what world-altering event happened
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a week after we opened our writers room?
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No, I'm not talking about the release
of Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
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Though that did also stop me
from working for over a year.
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No, Covid-19 hit.
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And like
so many businesses across the country,
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we were forced to shut down.
It was a frightening time.
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Millions of Americans were out of work,
the stock market had plummeted,
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and trillions of dollars
disappeared from the economy
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faster than Quibi
disappeared from our phones.
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Was a time when
everyone from gig workers to CEO's
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were looking to the government for help.
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So what did they do?
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[thunder rumbling]
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They made it rain.
Trillions of dollars in unemployment,
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stimulus checks, small business loans,
and corporate tax breaks.
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This emergency infusion
of cash did stabilize the economy,
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but I found myself
watching CNBC wondering,
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"First of all, when do my Shark Tank
reruns start? This shit is boring."
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But more importantly, where is
all this bailout money coming from,
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and who's really benefitting? We the
people or the Mark Cubans of the world?
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Well, the answers to
those questions may astonish you.
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[intriguing music plays]
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[crowd cheering]
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Folks, my name is
Penn Jillette, that's my partner Teller.
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And you may feel stunned, confused,
even bamboozled by government bailouts.
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But they have not fooled us.
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We're here to show
you how the magic works.
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Teller here will be playing
the part of the government,
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and these stacks of
good-old American greenbacks,
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they're the money
flowing through the economy.
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Happy people buying
groceries, taking out bank loans
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and betting it all on the ponies.
But hold those horses.
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When there's an
economic crash, people get scared.
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All that activity stops,
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and trillions of dollars
literally disappear from circulation.
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Oh, panic, calamity,
the wheels of finance grind to a halt.
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No one's buying Frappuccinos
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and Ford F-150s anymore.
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To save capitalism,
the government needs to inject cash
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into the system
to get the economy flowing again.
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So we need a volunteer
to fork some cash over.
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Don't be stingy.
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You can afford to see us
so we know you're rolling in it.
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Oh! Oh! Me! Me!
Ha-hah, me, me, take my money.
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Okay, Mr. Moneybags,
since you're so loaded,
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why don't you be the bank?
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And Teller here, is the US Treasury.
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Now Uncle Sam needs 2.2 trillion dollars
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to stimulate the economy.
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So he does what he does
anytime he needs to spend money.
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He borrows it, from investors,
other countries, and from you, the bank.
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-[crowd gasps]
-Wow! That's quite a wad you got there.
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You overcompensating for something?
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No, don't answer that, don't answer that.
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The government takes that borrowed
money and spends it on unemployment,
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bailouts and other stimulus
to get the economy moving again.
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In return, the bank gets a treasury bond,
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which is just a fancy,
bullshit way to say, "I owe you."
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It is the same thing with other banks
and companies going deeper into debt
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than a college graduate.
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Who else wants to loan
Uncle Sam a couple 100 billion?
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Why would everyone agree to this?
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[Penn Jillette] Oh, they always do.
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Companies and other countries
are eager to loan our government money
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because we're a super power.
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The biggest, baddest
motherfucker in the world!
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And that makes us a uh… safe bet.
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The US government's
kinda like the Lannisters,
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we always pay our debts,
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and start a lot of needless wars.
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[machine gun firing]
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Okay, look, I know the
government borrows all the time,
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but in a crisis, we're
borrowing so much all at once.
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I mean two trillion in debt
on top of what we usually spend?
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Doesn't it seem crazy?
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That's why we have one
more trick up our sleeve
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just in case the banks get nervous.
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It's called, "The Fed." Now,
if you remember, we gave all of you banks
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a whole bunch of
Treasury bonds as IOUs, right?
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Why don't you, uh, check those out now?
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What?!
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Yeah. The government
has repaid all your IOUs.
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Now you can make home
loans, invest in businesses
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and give your executives
some big fat bonuses.
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But where did all this money come from?
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Ah-hah. Well, it wouldn't
be a Penn and Teller show
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if we didn't reveal how the trick is done.
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The government's Federal Reserve Bank
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simply types a couple
of numbers into a computer
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and adds some zeros to the bank's balance.
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[crowd cheers]
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What? So they create money out of nothing?
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That's right.
The federal government literally
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controls how much money
there is, which gives it alone,
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the power to bail
the economy out in a crisis.
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And it only works because
the banks trust the government
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to always pay back its debts.
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Okay, that's amazing. But I--
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No, no, no. That's all.
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My name is Penn Jillette
with partner, Teller, we're Penn & Teller.
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Whoever the hell you are,
get off our stage. Get off our stage!
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Okay, hold up. Cool magic trick, but
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what happens if you're not a bank?
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Like yeah,
the big billionaires on Wall Street
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trust that the government
has their backs in a crisis, but
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can the average American
trust the government to bail us out
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when the cash hits the fan?
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[woman 3] Hey, Adam.
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Hey Sandra. Hi Claudia.
Thank you so much for this.
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-[Sandra] No problem.
-[Adam] This is so lovely back here.
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-[Claudia] Aww, thank you.
-[Sandra] Thanks.
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[Adam] So what is all this stuff?
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[Sandra] So we had a daycare
that we had to close. This is
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the four of us. This is my
dad is here and, obvi-- me, Claudia.
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And then this is our brother
when we opened the school.
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-[Adam] The grand opening.
-[Claudia] Yeah.
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Kay, wait, I have a question though,
cause I've always wondered this.
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For a grand opening,
where do you get the big scissors?
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[Sandra and Claudia giggle]
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Obviously, every business
had a lot of trouble during COVID.
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Tell me about what your story was.
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[Sandra] So we had
a capacity of 55 children, ages
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six weeks to five years old.
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Most of our parents were ER doctors,
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or they work frontlines
in the supermarket.
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You know,
we had children of essential workers.
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You're like essential
to the essential people.
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-Yeah, exactly.
-Exactly.
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[Sandra] And so we
were trying to figure out,
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can our employees come back?
Is it safe for us to come back?
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And I had staff that didn't come back. I
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had maybe four or five children come back.
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-It was just messy.
-[Adam] Wow!
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So that sounds like that's
a rough situation for you financially.
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[Claudia] We were trying to make
a plan, to try and make it through, and…
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[Sandra] It was the anniversary
of our mother's passing,
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-which, it's already a dark day.
-[Adam] Oh wow, yeah.
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And my sister called me,
she's like, "Look, I reran the numbers
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and it-- We can't,"
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you know, and we knew
that it was affecting
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not just us or my chil--
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-our children losing care.
-Our friends, yeah.
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[Sandra] This is employees
that are losing their income.
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But there were
a bunch of big bills signed.
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-[Adam chuckles] Right?
-Right.
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And, like, a big part of
that was the PPP loans
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that were the paytech...
paycheck protection loans
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so that businesses like yourself,
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-would not have to lay off employees.
-Right!
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-Were you able to get one of those loans?
-[Sandra] We did, but it was
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six thousand dollars,
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-Okay.
-and that is what we got.
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-Period, that's it?
-[Sandra] Yeah.
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If you had six employees,
that's not even a month of wages.
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No, but the second and
third PPP loans, we were denied.
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-And that was-- I don't know.
-[Adam] Why were you denied?
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-[Claudia] They never said! Yeah.
-Nope, they never said.
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Why do you think that is?
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Because we're just this
teeny tiny little school run by two women,
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-like, we're not shouting loud enough, so.
-[Claudia] Yeah.
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-That's really fucked up.
-[Sandra] Yeah.
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-Yes! I agree.
-I think so too!
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[Adam] So is there
any way we could go see it?
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-[Sandra] Yes, of course.
-[Adam] Yeah?
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[Sandra] I would love to stop by
and see the little yellow house again.
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Alright, this is the
first time I've been back.
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-Is it just over this wall?
-[Sandra] I haven't been-- Yeah.
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I don't have access to it actually.
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You know, maybe production can
help us out with a ladder or something?
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Awesome. Thank you, Kendall.
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-[somber music plays]
-[Adam] Oh my gosh, this is so cute.
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Aw, it looks so sad.
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Normally, my kids would be out
here playing, making a ruckus.
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Just had to take everything
or whatever I could take and go.
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The community really
needs a place like this
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with someone who takes care of it
as much and loves it as much as we do.
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[Adam] Yeah. You're providing so
much support to the community,
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but then when the crisis comes,
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and the government's putting up
this big safety net for everybody,
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it's like the holes are too big
and you guys are too small,
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-and you fall through.
-Fell right through.
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[Adam] If you could build a system
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that would have supported
you the way you needed,
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what would it have looked like?
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To me, it would just be
somehow having a voice.
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Or hav… having someone you can call.
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-Having a teeny business administration
-Yes, definitely.
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-that is there to serve you.
-Right.
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A teeny business, I would say that!
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Sandra, thank you so much for telling
me your story. I can't thank you enough.
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Thank you for having me and
letting me share my teeny tiny business.
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00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,210
Yeah. Can I give you a hug?
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00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,296
-Of course! Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
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00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,006
-Alright.
-Alright. Bye.
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[somber music plays]
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Sandra's story makes me
so angry, and she's not alone.
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How many of you know a Sandra?
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Hell, how many of you were a Sandra?
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Waiting for a lifeline
that just never came?
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How is it possible that our government
can make money rain down from the heavens,
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yet if it fails time and again
to make sure any ends up
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in the hands of the
people who need it the most.
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Well, we looked into it and the answer
isn't going to make you less angry.
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See, in this country,
we have two radically different systems
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for distributing federal bailout money,
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one for the rich,
and one for everybody else.
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Banks and large corporations have a
direct, efficient line to government cash.
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For them,
it's kind of like flying first class.
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Ugh, this recession is such a downer,
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I need a ticket to Money Town right away.
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Of course, how will you be paying?
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I just issued these bonds.
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Which as you know, is a fancy,
bullshit way to say, "I owe you."
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Very good, sir.
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We at the Federal Reserve
would love to buy these from you.
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One ticket to Money Town.
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And please enjoy our
complimentary low-interest rosé.
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We hope to bail you out again soon.
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Ta.
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But the rest of us can't issue bonds,
464
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,263
so we don't have
access to that kind of help.
465
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,141
Instead, we're stuck in economy.
466
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:33,728
My restaurant has been
really struggling since the shutdown.
467
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,772
Can I please have a ticket to Money Town?
468
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,149
I don't know, can you issue any bonds?
469
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,693
No, I…I… What is that?
470
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,237
I'm afraid you'll have to wait over there.
471
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,200
Actually, economy's too nice. It's more
like flying standby on Christmas Eve.
472
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:52,789
The federal agency that distributed
COVID-19 relief funds to small businesses
473
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,125
is called the
Small Business Administration.
474
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,460
But they themselves are so small,
475
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,672
they had to outsource
their job to the banks.
476
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,465
[dramatic music plays]
477
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,508
Next!
478
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,886
Please, I need to get to Money Town.
I have a family and ten employees.
479
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:10,390
Oh, certainly, certainly.
Just get in line, I'll be happy to help.
480
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,016
Just as soon as I get my cut.
481
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:16,396
That's real. During the
SBA's COVID-19 loan program,
482
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,358
banks were actually allowed to
make a percentage off of each loan,
483
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,194
and a loophole in the
bill allowed even big businesses
484
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,530
like restaurant chains, to qualify.
485
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:29,409
Here's a loan for you,
Mr. PF Chang, and one for you, Ruth's,
486
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,411
and for your friend, Chris.
487
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,872
Hope your little
steakhouse empire survives.
488
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,709
What the hell?!
489
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,544
Oh, we just realized
we could make more money
490
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,838
by giving a few
big loans to big businesses
491
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,591
as opposed to many
small loans to smaller businesses.
492
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,051
So that's what we're going with. Next!
493
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:51,097
And that might explain
why in most large cities,
494
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:53,183
businesses in predominantly white areas
495
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:57,353
received loans at far higher rates
than those in communities of color.
496
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:02,483
But you know, for all the attention that
small businesses got during the pandemic,
497
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:06,487
you know who really
got screwed? Individual workers.
498
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,991
Because their aid was doled out
through the unemployment system,
499
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:14,287
and that's more like…
the worst bus trip you've ever been on.
500
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:18,541
[indistinct chatter]
501
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,044
If you've ever been on
Unemployment in America,
502
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,130
you don't need me
to tell you it is fucked up.
503
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:28,635
It's a rickety, patchwork program
that every state manages differently.
504
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:32,764
And many of them have underfunded
their unemployment systems for years.
505
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,307
[woman 4] Okay dearies,
506
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,559
I don't have a ton
of help back here today,
507
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:40,313
so it's just gonna be slow, I'm
gonna have to get to you one at a time.
508
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,274
-Now, who was here first?
-[indistinct chatter]
509
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:47,403
So when an unprecedented
wave of joblessness hit in 2020,
510
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,989
the system didn't have
nearly enough capacity
511
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,492
to process the tsunami of claims.
512
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,703
Oh, dagnabit! [groans]
513
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,998
They don't give me a pencil sharpener,
so I've got to just whittle by hand.
514
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:02,460
That's why just filing for
unemployment during the pandemic
515
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,879
was a bureaucratic nightmare.
516
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:08,216
Americans in need
were kept on hold for hours
517
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,052
and forced to wait
months before relief came.
518
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:16,182
While the biggest businesses
in America were relaxing in first-class.
519
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:20,561
[man 2 yawns] I can't believe
I'm tired, I slept so much on the plane.
520
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,981
[relaxing music plays]
521
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,611
You know, when COVID-19 shut us down,
522
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:32,198
my production company
got a PPP loan just like Sandra,
523
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:36,953
but even though our work is definitely not
as essential, Sandra takes care of kids.
524
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,122
I'm up here doing pen jokes.
525
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,250
We got more help more quickly than she did
526
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,878
just because we have
a fancier accountant at a bigger bank.
527
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,840
I had more, so I got more.
528
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:52,051
That is facedown-ass-up-backwards.
529
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,971
But our entire system is rigged that way.
530
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,891
Is it any wonder that so many
Americans have stopped trusting it?
531
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,729
Oh, uh, Lemonade Kid, what happened?
532
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:06,566
I'm getting out of the game
old-timer. Never got my PPP loan
533
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,485
and, nobody wants to spend
their stimulus on lemonade.
534
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:13,239
Guess I'll work for Amazon
and get paid in gift cards.
535
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,701
Lemonade Kid, no.
536
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:22,957
Our financial system
and our government depend on our trust.
537
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,793
If we don't trust that
our money is safe in the bank,
538
00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:30,131
if we don't trust that the government
will have our backs in a crisis,
539
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:34,927
if we don't trust that this piece of ink
and paper is actually worth a dollar,
540
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,721
it collapses.
541
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,639
And that's what we risk
542
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:42,185
when our government
fails to live up to its promises.
543
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,189
It turns out that
our economy and our government
544
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,815
is a lot like Tinkerbell.
545
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:51,611
If we don't believe in it, it drops dead.
546
00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:55,114
[ominous music plays]
547
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:58,618
But it doesn't have to. [scoffs]
548
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:01,037
A better system is possible,
549
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,290
and our government
can create one if it tries.
550
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,919
I mean, these are the
same people who founded the FDIC,
551
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,505
who predict the paths of hurricanes…
552
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,422
[triumphant music plays]
553
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:14,634
…who sent a man to the Moon.
554
00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:18,346
You know speaking of which…
555
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:22,600
[light-hearted music plays]