1 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:03,586 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:30,864 I am Groot. 3 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:35,452 Well, that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. 4 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,787 What is wrong with Giving Tree, here? 5 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,040 Well, he don't know talking good like me and you. 6 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,793 So his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot." 7 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,254 -Exclusively in that order. -(GROOT WHIMPERING) 8 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,341 When did you learn to do that? 9 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,219 Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." 10 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:59,559 (SHOUTING) I am Groot. 11 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:04,272 I will unfurl 1,000 years of Kree justice on Xandar. 12 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,274 GAMORA: We have to stop Ronan. 13 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,318 -How? -I have a plan. 14 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,570 I am Groot. 15 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,238 PETER: Thank you, Groot. Thank you. 16 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,451 Groot's the only one of you who has a clue. 17 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:18,536 (CHOMPING) 18 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,080 NEBULA: We have been boarded. 19 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:21,748 (GRUNTS) 20 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,211 RONAN: Behold! Your Guardians of the Galaxy. 21 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,766 GAMORA: I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. 22 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,062 I will be grateful to die among my friends. 23 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,818 I am Groot. 24 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,030 ROCKET: No, Groot! You can't. 25 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,324 You'll die. 26 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,537 Why are you doing this? 27 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:02,330 Why? 28 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:07,710 We are Groot. 29 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,012 (SNIFFLING AND SOBBING) 30 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,848 NOVA PRIME: On behalf of the Nova Corps, 31 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,976 we'd like to express our profound gratitude 32 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,687 for your help in saving Xandar. 33 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:31,401 (GROOT MURMURING) 34 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,445 (GROOT GROWLING) 35 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,738 I am Groot. 36 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,907 They were not looking at you funny. 37 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:41,786 (SCREAMING) 38 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,290 Hey, what about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 39 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,250 No. It's too adorable to kill. 40 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,334 (ALL CHEERING) 41 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,837 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 42 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,422 He's goddang precious! 43 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,174 (ALL LAUGHING) 44 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:57,635 Come here. Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? Hmm? 45 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,888 There's something I need you to get. 46 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,347 The thing I wore on my head. 47 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,850 There's a drawer next to the bunk. 48 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,602 It's in that. You got it? 49 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,774 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere 50 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,651 with a bunch of severed human toes. 51 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,738 YONDU: Get the third quadrant ready for release. 52 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,531 (YELLING) 53 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,283 Ahh! (GRUNTS) 54 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,660 -(YELLING) -ROCKET: You maniac. 55 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,828 (SCREAMING) 56 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,082 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 57 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:32,212 For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 58 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,048 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 59 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,341 PETER: Well... 60 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,220 That's a terrible idea. 61 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,723 (GIGGLING) Whee! 62 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,516 How long until the bomb goes off? 63 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,893 ROCKET: About six minutes. 64 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,146 Groot! If you can hear me, hurry up! 65 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,616 Ugh. Dude, seriously? 66 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,160 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 67 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,703 I am Groot. 68 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,789 I am not boring. You're boring. 69 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,877 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Get it off! 70 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,087 (ALL GASP) 71 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,381 Where we have to go is Nidavellir. 72 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,674 ROCKET: That place is a legend. 73 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,592 They make the most powerful, horrific weapons 74 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,386 (CHUCKLING) to ever torment the universe. 75 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,931 Wait, what kinda weapon are we talkin' about here? 76 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,182 The Thanos-killing kind. 77 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,354 Thor, you okay? I think he's dying. 78 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,231 He needs the axe! 79 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,233 Where's the handle? 80 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,652 Tree, help me find the handle! 81 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,823 (GRUNTING) 82 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,745 Bring me Thanos! 83 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,125 -(GRUNTS) -(YELLING) 84 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,130 -I am Groot! -Aw, you got sap all over it. 85 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,591 We 86 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,343 are 87 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:04,554 Groot! 88 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,353 By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree. 89 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,814 I am Groot. 90 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,317 I am Steve Rogers.