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THOR: It's a long story,
but basically I'm a bit of a hero.
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See, I spent some time on Earth...
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fought some robots,
saved the planet a couple of times.
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Get it off.
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And I went searching for some
magic, colorful Infinity Stone things.
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What did you do?
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What'd you do?
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That's when I came across
a path of death and destruction.
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But who are you?
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Really?
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-I am ready, Father.
-So am I.
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Only one of you can ascend to the throne.
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A wise king never seeks out war.
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THOR: The Jotuns must learn to fear me,
just as they once feared you.
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You have betrayed
the express command of your king.
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You're unworthy!
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I now take from you your power!
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In the name of my father
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and his father before,
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I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
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(SCREAMING)
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Do me a favor and don't be dead.
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(GROANS)
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You're no match for the Mighty...
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Another!
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-I need a horse!
-Where are you going?
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To get what belongs to me.
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LOKI: So cruel to put the hammer
within your reach,
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knowing that you could never lift it.
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The burden of the throne
has fallen to me now.
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THOR: My father
was trying to teach me something,
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but I was too stupid to see it.
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Ensure my brother does not return.
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THOR: Taking their lives
will gain you nothing.
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So take mine.
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-(GROANS)
-No.
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-You're safe.
-We're safe.
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-It's over.
-No.
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Whosoever holds this hammer,
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if he be worthy,
shall possess the power of Thor.
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Oh. My. God.
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I will return for you.
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When I first came to Earth,
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Loki's rage followed me here.
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And your people paid the price.
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Kneel!
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And now, again.
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You think you could make Loki
tell us where the Tesseract is?
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LOKI: There's no stopping it.
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-There is only the war.
-So be it.
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Look at this. Look around you!
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-ROMANOFF: How do we do this?
-As a team.
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ODIN: You'll spend the rest
of your days in the dungeon.
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LOKI: And what of Thor?
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Thor must strive to undo
the damage you have done.
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He will bring order to the Nine Realms,
and then,
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he will be king.
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(GROANS)
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THOR: Father, I cannot be King of Asgard.
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I will protect Asgard and all the realms
with my last and every breath,
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but I cannot do so from that chair.
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I'd rather be a good man
than a great king.
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BANNER: Ultron.
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How were you guys planning
on beating that?
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Together.
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You said you were coming back.
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THOR: I had to put an end
to the slaughter.
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Jane, I fought to protect you
from the dangers of my world.
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I believe that fate brought us together.
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Every night, I see
Asgard falling to ruins.
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-Father.
-(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
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Greetings, my boy.
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THOR: Brother.
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Where's Odin?
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Father?
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ODIN: She's coming.
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-Who are you talking about?
-Hela.
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My firstborn.
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Your sister.
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Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.
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(GRUNTS)
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This you must face alone.
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(SCREAMS)
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Man, he's a fighter.
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THOR: Hela, the goddess of death,
has invaded Asgard.
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I am going to stop her.
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-HELA: Tell me, Brother.
-(GROANS)
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What were you the god of again?
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That hammer was to help you
control your power, to focus it.
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It was never your source of strength.
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(THOR YELLING)
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What have I done?
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You saved us from extinction.
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Asgard is not a place...
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it's a people.
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THOR: Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.
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LOKI: Maybe not.
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So.
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King of Asgard.
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THANOS: I know what it's like to lose.
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LOKI: This is goodbye, Brother.
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THOR: You know, I am 1,500 years old.
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I've killed twice as many enemies as that.
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I'm only alive
because fate wants me alive.
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Bring me Thanos!
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Thanos is just the latest
of a long line of bastards,
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and he'll be the latest to feel
my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
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(SCREAMS)
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And what if you're wrong?
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If I'm wrong, then,
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what more could I lose?
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SMART HULK: Thor?
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Boys! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, it's so good to see you!
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So, you guys want a drink?
What are we drinking?
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I've got beer, tequila,
all sorts of things.
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We need your help.
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STEVE: Five years ago,
we lost.
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All of us.
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We lost friends.
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We lost family.
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-I love you, Mom.
-I love you.
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ROGERS: We lost a part of ourselves.
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Everyone fails at who
they're supposed to be, Thor.
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The measure of a person, of a hero,
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is how well they succeed
at being who they are.
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I'm still worthy.
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FRIGGA: Now you go and be the man
you're meant to be.
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Let's kill him properly this time.
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Avengers, assemble.
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(ALL YELLING)
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No, no, give me that.
You have the little one.
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My grandfather, many years ago,
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had to hide the stone
from the dark elves.
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Ooh! (LAUGHS)
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Scary beings.
So, Jane, actually...
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There she is.
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Yeah, so Jane was an old flame of mine.
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You know, she stuck her hand
inside a rock this one time,
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and then the Aether
stuck itself inside her.
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And she became very, very sick.
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And so I had to take her to Asgard,
which is where I'm from...
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Oh, you know, Jane and I
aren't even dating anymore, so...
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Yes, these things happen though. You know?
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Nothing lasts forever.
The only thing that...
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-Why don't you come sit down?
-I'm not done yet.
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The only thing that is permanent
in life is impermanence.
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Awesome.
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-Eggs? Breakfast?
-No, I'd like a Bloody Mary.