1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,305 Our first iCarly episode as a couple. 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,240 And since we are doing a Q and A with fans, 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,975 here's a practice question-- 4 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,477 Who's my girlfriend? 5 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,579 Some gorgeous web star 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,048 who locked down the hottest guy on her floor. 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,015 -(gasps) -It's me. (chuckles) 8 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,385 Oh. (chuckles) 9 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,620 I have never been happier. 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,523 Well, except for maybe the time my phone was on one percent 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,394 and then lasted the whole day, like Hanukkah... 12 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,496 I'm kidding. Never happier. 13 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,465 Me, too. Can't wait to tell the world. 14 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,236 (giggles nervously) 15 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:39,273 Okay, frisky, down to business. 16 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,942 And we are live in five, 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,945 four, three, two... 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,316 Hey, and welcome to Tuesdays with Carly, 19 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,884 our juicy Q and A we do every Tuesday, 20 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:54,122 unless we forget like we did for the last five Tuesdays. 21 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,589 As always, 22 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,925 I'll take this opportunity to fold my laundry, 23 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:00,661 which I have also forgot to do for the last five weeks. 24 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,231 Okay, first question. 25 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,733 "Carly, are you single?" 26 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,835 I think I know the answer to this one. 27 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,938 Pass. But in a nice way. 28 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,007 O... kay. 29 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,210 "Want to iCarly and chill sometime?" 30 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,813 (scoffs) Prepare to be disappointed, Mr. Question Man. 31 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,750 You mean watch old episodes of my show 32 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,985 in a heavily air-conditioned room? (chuckles) 33 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,456 I mean, that gets a big old "yes, please." 34 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,359 Hey. Here's a question from... 35 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,461 a totally real viewer. 36 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,163 "Are there any recent, intimate developments 37 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:38,432 in your personal life that you would like to share?" 38 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,870 Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. 39 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,672 Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,210 I am completely, 41 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,945 totally head over heels for... 42 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,148 Aw, I'm already blushing. 43 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,918 ...my new Smart Towel! 44 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,287 (chuckling) 45 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,722 I used to have to rely on my dumb old eyeballs. 46 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:05,426 But when this baby vibrates, that means I am bone dry. 47 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,229 Finally, dryness I can trust. 48 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:12,366 For 15% off, use code DRYCARLY. 49 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,770 I'm hurt, but I also want that towel. 50 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,906 (giggling) 51 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,309 * I know * 52 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:22,943 * You see * 53 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,213 * Somehow the world will change for me * 54 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:28,148 * And be so wonderful * 55 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:32,586 * So wake up the members of my nation * 56 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,255 * It's your time to be * 57 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,957 * There's no chance unless you take one * 58 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,461 * And the time to see the brighter side * 59 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,096 * Of every situation * 60 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,031 * Some things are meant to be * 61 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:48,736 * So give your best and leave the rest to me * 62 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,340 Carly. Carly. 63 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,242 Carly, I know you can hear me. 64 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:57,077 Can't talk. Too hungry. Must eat sandwich. 65 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,514 But sandwich. 66 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,451 First talk, then sandwich. 67 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,855 I'm sorry... (sighs) 68 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,290 ...but I don't want to just blurt out 69 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,691 that you and I are together on some Q and A 70 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,293 promoting the future of towels. 71 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:15,829 So, you're saying you want to plan a big announcement? 72 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:19,767 Ah! Of course you do! You're in the business of show. 73 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,570 Yeah. Totally. 74 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,473 That is exactly what I meant. 75 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,109 We just need a special idea. 76 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:34,180 The kind that takes a really long time to think of. 77 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,951 Well, if you want special, imagine the following-- 78 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,588 A 40-slide PowerPoint presentation 79 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:43,324 of which I have already made 37. 80 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,994 We can do the last three... (quietly): together. 81 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,031 Fun. (chuckling nervously) 82 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:54,101 Oh, here's a little something for my favorite sweet tooth. 83 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,904 You know they can write on cupcakes now. 84 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:01,775 Now that we've talked, can I just focus on my sandwich? 85 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,144 -Yeah. -'Kay. 86 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,653 * * 87 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,722 Spencer, you okay? 88 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,423 Of course, why? 89 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,192 -You said it was a matter of life and death. -And it is. 90 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:21,394 'Cause I've been dying to show you something! 91 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,896 BOTH: Oh. 92 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,765 I could be home doing nothing. 93 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,867 Shay What?! has always been missing something. 94 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,969 -Blooming onions? -Soap? -ADA Compliance? 95 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,372 A bowl of pillow mints by the cashier? 96 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:35,776 Did somebody say "possum"? 'Cause the answer's possum. 97 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,112 Oh, good. I needed new nightmares. 98 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,149 Possum Secret Handshake? I know this game. 99 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,918 It put Raccoon Simon Says out of business. 100 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:48,322 My buddy Socko opened an arcade and it closed a week later 101 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:51,592 'cause he realized he hates loud noises and children. 102 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,128 He lost his life savings, but I got a free possum. 103 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,565 (game whirs) 104 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,000 Who wants to have some fun? 105 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,103 I do. I want to have some fun. 106 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,838 Totally poss-some. 107 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,642 Time to pay so we can start to play. 108 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,011 (cash register chime) 109 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,546 (playful techno music playing) 110 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,248 My name is Janine. What's yours? 111 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:16,417 Millicent. 112 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,487 So nice to meet you, Milli-cent. 113 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:23,657 I can tell that you are one strong, smart young lady. 114 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,293 (giggles) Go on... 115 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,929 Something really awkward happened with me and Freddie. 116 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:32,032 Oh, good, you two finally slept together. 117 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,502 Shut up. 118 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,236 He wants to announce publicly that we're a couple, 119 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,638 but I'm not ready. 120 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,374 What's wrong? It's the fedoras, isn't it? 121 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,009 No, those are growing on me. 122 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,379 Look, I just love being in our cozy bubble. 123 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,847 It's just me and Freddie 124 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,248 and not the whole Internet with their comments 125 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,917 that seem nice but are actually sarcastic. 126 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,820 Good thing you don't live for validation. 127 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,122 Come on, Carly, 128 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,324 you can't keep your relationship hidden forever. 129 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,659 Or can I? 130 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,094 Like those men with secret families. 131 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,698 You want to be like men with secret families? 132 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,535 Harper, I just want to stay in the bubble. 133 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,869 I know. 134 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,138 What if I show him how great it is in here? 135 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,641 With an incredibly romantic date. 136 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,443 In an incredibly romantic place. 137 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,278 Like a roof. And what does one do on a roof? 138 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,847 Get free cable? 139 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,682 Have a picnic. 140 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,651 I'm gonna have a super special picnic 141 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,185 on the roof of the Bushwell. 142 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,154 The place with the barbed wire and the sign saying 143 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,322 not to go up there or an alarm will sound? 144 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,225 That just makes it... forbidden. 145 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,929 Excellent job, Mill-i-cent. 146 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,431 With your coordination, 147 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:41,001 you could be a better pilot than Sully Sullenberger. 148 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,204 I know that, but it's nice to hear somebody else say it. 149 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,340 Totally poss-some! 150 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,843 Is that freaky possum talking to you? 151 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,913 You bet I am, Har-per. 152 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,948 How do you know my name? 153 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,183 I'm always listening. 154 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,119 Now, why don't you give me a try? 155 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:02,823 If you beat my final level, you'll earn a hug. 156 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,459 Bitch, I can get a hug anytime I want. 157 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,794 No problem. 158 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:10,397 Besides, you need rhythm to play this game. 159 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:13,333 Oh, you will be hugging me. 160 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,669 (cash register chime) 161 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,371 (playful techno music playing) 162 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,349 I need your help. 163 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,018 Lose the fedoras. 164 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,153 They're growing on her. 165 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,956 Carly wants our couple announcement to be special. 166 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,926 How many slides is the PowerPoint presentation? 167 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:42,029 73 seven plus the three we're gonna do together. 168 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,565 I can help you. But we have to go now. 169 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,033 Now! 170 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,701 -Why? -Because I'm quickly losing interest. 171 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,370 Run, Freddie, run! 172 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,372 (shouts indistinctly) 173 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,474 * * 174 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,746 Hey, I thought you were gonna tell me 175 00:07:58,846 --> 00:07:59,847 what I need for my announcement. 176 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,516 Oh, right. I lost interest. 177 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,919 Drones! 178 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,695 I said, "Drones!" 179 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,097 I know, I'm waiting for you to say... 180 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,932 something else! 181 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,200 SPENCER: Picture it-- 182 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,902 Tomorrow night, 100 of these bad boys 183 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,104 in the Seattle skyline, spelling out 184 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,874 "Creddie Forevvie" and forming a beating heart. 185 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,276 Just like the opening credits of Frasier, 186 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,844 but even more romantic. 187 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,847 That does sound romantic. (gasps) 188 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,316 It's like a PowerPoint presentation in the sky. 189 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,717 No, it isn't. 190 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:39,986 I'll handle the drones, 191 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,520 you handle my sister. 192 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,423 But with respect! 193 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,327 So you have 100 drones just sitting around? 194 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:50,197 No, but I do have a credit card and a Walmart+ membership. 195 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,565 Free delivery, baby. (chuckles) 196 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,900 -Ooh. -And you know what? 197 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,802 Yes, I will add a bath mat to my order 198 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:58,672 'cause I have slipped so many times. 199 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,975 Okay, drones. Yeah, let's do it. 200 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,677 Tomorrow night, I will bring Carly 201 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,112 up to the roof to surprise her, 202 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,814 and livestream the whole thing for the fans. 203 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,949 I mean, what could be more romantic than a roof? 204 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,550 Our roof? 205 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,120 With the haunted water tank, broken glass, and rat parade? 206 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,688 Oh, yeah. 207 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,857 The broken glass really catches the light at sunset. 208 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,192 * * 209 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,728 (upbeat music playing) 210 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,430 I hope Tinsley doesn't mind me missing her improv show. 211 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,832 That sounds important. 212 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,034 Nah, rich people are bad at comedy. 213 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:31,104 I bet you're the funny one in your relationship. 214 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,372 You land a joke 215 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:35,142 like Sully Sullenberger lands a plane. 216 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,610 Go on... 217 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,779 Harper, it's my turn. 218 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,648 But I'm so close to getting that hug. 219 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,851 I want that hug. I need that hug. 220 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,754 Look over there. It's Tinsley's improv team. 221 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,056 And they're asking for suggestions from the audience. 222 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:52,025 What?! No! 223 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,493 Oh, no, you don't. 224 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,629 -Hey! -Ahh! 225 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,733 Okay, shoving a kid. Not my best look. (chuckles) 226 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,070 Please, sweet child, have a turn. 227 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,938 But make it fast. 228 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,541 -Mill-i-cent, you're up. -(cash register chimes) 229 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,712 I'm so glad you took my advice 230 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,914 and broke up with De-rek. 231 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,384 Now we have all day to play together. 232 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,052 Wait, you broke up with Derek? 233 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,520 Yeah. 234 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,823 Janine thinks I can bag that kid from Young Sheldon. 235 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,929 Wow, you're still playing this? 236 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,998 Is that why you didn't come home last night? 237 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,734 Yeah! Wait, what day is it? 238 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,804 I don't care. Janine's the best. 239 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,172 She's like a therapy session and a cardio workout 240 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,373 all rolled into one. 241 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,709 You should try it. 242 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,811 But you got to get to the back of the line. 243 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,879 I'm busy. 244 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,415 And I refuse to make eye contact with that thing. 245 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:52,052 I'm making a picnic for Freddie. I just need a few supplies. 246 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,353 Like what? 247 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,289 Uh, you know, just utensils, plates, napkins. 248 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,191 And a blanket and food. 249 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,261 But I have this killer basket. 250 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,263 Where did you get that basket? 251 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,898 It's yours. 252 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,400 (fanfare plays) 253 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,603 Forget college. I'm going to Janine University. 254 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,206 Oh, we can be roommates! 255 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,109 Hey, I really don't think that a grown woman should be 256 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,479 this obsessed with a game recommended for nine-year-olds. 257 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,215 It's nine and up. 258 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,786 Harper, I think you should take a good hard look 259 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,888 at your actions. (exclaims) 260 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,225 Not my actions. 261 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,530 Huh. Does Carly have a point? 262 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,999 No, Har-per. 263 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,802 Ignore the girl with the weird elbows. 264 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,304 If you leave, I might get angry. 265 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:48,776 (deep voice): And you don't want to see me angry. 266 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,313 (normal voice): Now, who's ready for level 27? 267 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,915 Totally poss-some! 268 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,653 Hey, can I borrow a blanket? 269 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,489 What's going on in here? 270 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,792 Not sure what you mean. 271 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,396 Spencer, are you trying to build a woman? 272 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,865 Just watching the game. 273 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,266 Did you see what happened with the ball? 274 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,336 Kind of went wild... 'cause of the ball. 275 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,906 Why are you being so weird? 276 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,173 (Australian accent): Weird? 277 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,975 What are you talking about, mate? 278 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,545 I'm just here with my miscellaneous aluminium drones. 279 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,847 Why are you doing your 280 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,049 Australian-hiding-something accent? 281 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,550 Wait. 282 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,385 Don't tell me that Freddie is planning on announcing 283 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,254 our relationship with a drone. 284 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,422 No. 285 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,723 With 100 drones! 286 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,691 I spent all afternoon programming them. 287 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,227 No! Shut it down. 288 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,995 It's too late. Freddie's up on the roof right now 289 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,196 connecting the transmitter that sends the signal to-- 290 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,866 Roof, transmitter... Good. Bye. 291 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,534 SPENCER: Carly-- Come on. 292 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,069 You forgot your basket! 293 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,705 Say nothing if I can eat all the food. 294 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,675 Oh, I'm gonna Yogi Bear the crap out of you. 295 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,046 You can't have any. 296 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,681 * * 297 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,216 Hey, there, Carly Nation. 298 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,986 We are livestreaming for an exclusive announcement. 299 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,255 And just to fend off disappointment, 300 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,789 it's not a PowerPoint. 301 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,859 There will be no slides. 302 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,363 Carly? Hey. 303 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,630 I was just about to bring you up here, 304 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,899 but you beat me to it. 305 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,634 What a beautiful gesture. 306 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,071 Where's the transmitter? 307 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,438 Over there. 308 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,607 Wait, how do you know about the transmitter? 309 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,976 (grunts) 310 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,879 I'm doing this for us. 311 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,714 -(screaming) -No! 312 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,691 (screaming) 313 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,127 Stay... down! 314 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,829 Stop! It's already dead! 315 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,731 (grunts) 316 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,502 Yeah, don't mess with these delts. 317 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,770 Right? These are delts? 318 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,041 I planned a sick drone display to announce us, 319 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,244 and you're up here acting like a dang roadrunner. 320 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,280 Did you have an extra Capri Sun today? 321 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,748 -No. -Mm... 322 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,051 Okay, fine. Yes. 323 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:15,923 But I just thought instead of a big, flashy announcement, 324 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,026 maybe we don't announce anything at all. 325 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,362 Wait, you don't want to tell people about us? 326 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,932 Hold on, let me get my surprise. 327 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,034 It'll explain everything. 328 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,502 Well, maybe not everything. It's just a picnic. 329 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,704 But it's a super cute one. 330 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,575 Hey, um... I can't tell. 331 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,878 Is this a "push" or "pull" situation? 332 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,213 You moved the chair? 333 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,648 Yes, it was in my way. 334 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,351 Now let me focus. I'm trying to get this open. 335 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,988 It locks automatically... from the inside. 336 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,690 -So you're saying we're... -Trapped? 337 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,959 Yes. 338 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,461 Okay, let me just try one more thing. 339 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,603 * * 340 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,639 Spencer, you're finally here. 341 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,443 Our friend Janine just threatened us. 342 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,412 Which one's Janine? 343 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,414 The possum. 344 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,316 Oh, yeah. Ah! 345 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,218 Socko mentioned this game got recalled 346 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,720 due to threats of violence and an unsettling obsession 347 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,889 with hero pilot Sully Sullenberger. 348 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,526 Lower your voice. This is Janine country now. 349 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,929 I'll lower my voice... in hell! 350 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,198 (growls softly) 351 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,532 Look if you're so worried about it, 352 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,800 let's just go home. 353 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,102 Food sucks here anyway. (chuckles) 354 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,037 (quiet beeping) 355 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:41,241 I wouldn't leave if I were you. I know all your secrets. 356 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,576 And your credit card information. 357 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,213 She could steal my identity. 358 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,815 I wasn't ready to start over. 359 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,517 Maybe you should. 360 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,885 I never loved the name Millicent. 361 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,190 Or maybe I could call up Tinsley and tell her, 362 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,226 (Harper's voice): "I never want to see you again. 363 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,195 Also, I shop at stores with the word 'barn' in the name." 364 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,696 (gasps) 365 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,266 Okay, we got to kill this thing. 366 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,668 I brought her in and I'll take her out. 367 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,770 It's poss-o'clock somewhere. 368 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,472 JANINE: Hey, guys, 369 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,641 I think we all said things we didn't mean. 370 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,144 Let's just go back to having fun. 371 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,112 Totally poss-some! 372 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,480 Don't listen to her. 373 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,183 Spencer, you haven't played with me yet. 374 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,186 I have a special hug for you. 375 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,055 Special hug? 376 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,191 Maybe just a quick one. 377 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,692 (cash register chime) 378 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,062 (playful techno music playing) 379 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,763 (growling) 380 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,930 (screams) 381 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,533 Totally poss-some! 382 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,669 -(growling) -Oh! Okay. 383 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,005 (groans) Tell my ten kids I love them! 384 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,676 (grunts) 385 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,713 (voice fading): Not... totally poss-some. 386 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,350 Wow, I always thought teamwork was a crock, but-- 387 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,485 She's alive! 388 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,952 -I've got this. -(screams) 389 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,988 -(Janine growling) -That possum was playing possum. 390 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,758 Oh, I guess that's where the phrase comes from. 391 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,363 (voice fading): I was your friend. 392 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,665 Millicent, you saved me Oh...! 393 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,001 If it looks like I peed myself in terror, 394 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,904 it's actually something that's not bad. 395 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,172 * * 396 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,540 Help! 397 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,776 We're stuck on the roof with no picnic! 398 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,512 Not no picnic. I brought the napkins. 399 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:31,017 Never mind. We have the napkins. 400 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,720 Help! 401 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,090 Don't-- 402 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,691 I didn't say anything. 403 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,993 No! 404 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,797 (quietly): I didn't say anything. 405 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,300 (quietly): You said it with your eyes. 406 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,270 We can still do the best part of a picnic... 407 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,771 sitting on the ground. 408 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,444 Carly, why don't you want people to know about us? 409 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,945 Are you embarrassed to be with me? 410 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,714 Oh, my God, no. Not at all. 411 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,983 I'm obsessed with you. 412 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,588 When that fedora flew off your head... 413 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,990 I was sad. 414 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,962 Look, I was in a public relationship with Beau 415 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,565 and then he dumped me during that live stream, 416 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,600 and the Internet piled on. 417 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,970 Guess I'm just worried that if we go public, 418 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:27,039 I'll be opening you up to that kind of pain. 419 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,310 Planning on dumping me anytime soon? 420 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,780 No, of course not. 421 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,184 I just really want to protect you. 422 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,553 I don't know if you know this, 423 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,189 but the Internet can be kind of mean. 424 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,759 You don't have to protect me, okay? 425 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,596 I can take whatever they throw at us. 426 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,598 Or we can keep it a secret forever. 427 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,300 It doesn't matter. 428 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,269 I just want to be with you. 429 00:18:56,369 --> 00:19:00,340 You are everything I have ever wanted, 430 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,343 and there's nothing that anyone on the Internet could ever say 431 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,678 to make me feel differently. 432 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,915 Because I love you, Carly. 433 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,785 I'm in love with you. 434 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,325 Thank God I brought these napkins. 435 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,826 (phone chimes) 436 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,495 Someone's finally answering my texts. 437 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,432 It's my mom. "FYI, your camera is on. 438 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,568 And it's not a flattering angle for Carly's chin." 439 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,404 I started streaming to show the drones 440 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,206 and completely forgot. 441 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,744 Hey... 442 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,347 (camera beeps) 443 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,918 Wow, these comments are surprisingly nice. 444 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,220 (chuckles) Yeah. 445 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,455 "It's about time." 446 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,689 "I want what you have." 447 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,358 "This is blowing my mind. 448 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,260 I'm definitely not clicking away as fast as humanly possible." 449 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,228 -Aw... -I think they're being sarcastic. 450 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,763 Aw. 451 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,733 Screw the bubble. 452 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,869 I want the world to know. 453 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,974 (camera beeps) 454 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,645 I love you, Freddie Benson. 455 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,722 (buzzing) 456 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,257 The drones. 457 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,825 I guess destroying the transmitter didn't work. 458 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,394 But they're making some kind of picture. 459 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,995 Yeah, they're spelling out "Creddie Forevvie" 460 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,230 -with a beating heart. -Huh. 461 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,466 Doesn't really look like a heart. 462 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,902 It's kind of weird, it-it looks more like a microphone. 463 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,238 Yeah, or a horizontal lighthouse. 464 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,376 I think I know what it is. 465 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,312 -It's a... -Oh, no. 466 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,213 It's definitely not that. 467 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,516 Oh, yeah, I see it now. 468 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,353 The drones must have gone back to their default formation. 469 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,687 But why would it be that? 470 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,988 Well, because probably Spencer decided 471 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,990 to test the drones by making a huge-- 472 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,426 Oh, damn! 473 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,894 My lighthouse is on its side. 474 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,898 Can we just go back to you telling me you love me? 475 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,835 Yeah, I thought you'd never ask. I love you. 476 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,977 -Is it... -Throbbing? 477 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,714 -Yep. -Okay, now I really see it. 478 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,521 * * 479 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,323 Thanks for bringing champagne. 480 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,460 You didn't happen to see a sick fedora on the street, did you? 481 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,762 -We'll get you a new one. -(gasps) 482 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,631 And thanks for finally rescuing us. 483 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,266 Oh, yeah. Sorry I didn't hear my phone. 484 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,001 It was for totally normal reasons. 485 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,870 Unrelated, does anyone know where I can dump 486 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,772 a giant possum corpse? 487 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,509 Cheers to publicly declaring your love. 488 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,043 -ALL: Cheers. -Oh... 489 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,245 So that's where my chair is. 490 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,414 ALL: No! 491 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,254 * * 492 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,546 Ooh!