1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,605 - I am so ready for this. 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:07,541 [cheers and applause] 3 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:17,818 Ah! - Ah! 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,553 What are you doing here? 5 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,290 - Setting up for a romantic evening with my boyfriend. 6 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,492 I would've done it at my place, but rich people 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,495 have such nice lighting. What are you doing here? 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,197 - I'm the rich person with the nice lighting 9 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,732 that owns this apartment. 10 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,634 Wait. You and Beau, that's tonight? 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,436 Don't look at this. 12 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:38,906 - What is that giant, gold monstrosity? 13 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,576 - It's a gift I made for you. 14 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,314 - Oh, I love it. 15 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:50,384 - Did I miss anything? [applause] 16 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,353 Oh, you gave it to her without me? 17 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,756 - Yeah, and her reaction was priceless. 18 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,092 - Just a little something for you and Beau 19 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:02,496 as you begin this beautiful journey together as partners. 20 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:07,268 We thought you could stand on either side of it and be all-- 21 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,470 - Thank you. 22 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:13,274 Wow. I can't believe Beau is going to propose 23 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,509 that we do a channel together. 24 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,978 After years of doing "iCarly" with Sam 25 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,348 and then hosting Italian QVC 26 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,416 and then my brief stint in college radio, 27 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:25,353 I'm finally going to be back online where I belong, 28 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:28,356 with a partner who I love and trust. 29 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,890 Now, where should I put my phone, 30 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,992 so I can secretly record him? 31 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,961 - Now that's true love. 32 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,598 - I told all the "iCarly" fans to tune in to my livestream. 33 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,135 Beau asking me to do a channel together, that's good content. 34 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,670 Why waste it? 35 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,072 - Couldn't agree more, which is why after Spencer 36 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,607 designed this sculpture, 37 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,978 I outfitted it with a sneaky, little spot for a camera. 38 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,546 Mm... 39 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,047 boop. 40 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,750 - Freddie, this is why we stayed friends all these years, 41 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,886 you creepy genius. 42 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,721 - I actually did the whole making it part, 43 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:04,925 so, you know, who's the real creepy genius? 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,527 - This is so exciting. 45 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,229 I've been wanting to start up my own channel again, 46 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,631 but I didn't want to do it by myself. 47 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,366 You know what? He's probably going to be here any minute, 48 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,336 and I love you guys so much, but get. 49 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,211 Hey, everyone. I'm back. I know it's been a while, 50 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,447 but you guys are in for something really exciting. 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,848 - Carly? - Beau. 52 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,483 - Hey. 53 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,785 Cool shape. 54 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,856 - Yeah, it's an and symbol for Carly and Beau. 55 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,258 Doesn't it make you 56 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,760 just want to stand on either side of it be all-- 57 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,862 - Sure, kind of. 58 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,366 But for now, let's sit and be all-- 59 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,903 Carly, we do a lot of things together. 60 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:53,073 - I know. It's so great. - We date. 61 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,708 We share a Spotify account. 62 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,378 You came with me to the podiatrist. 63 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,247 - I just get you. 64 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,382 - So I think it's only natural we-- 65 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,851 - Start a channel together. - Need some time apart. 66 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:09,357 Wait. What? Time apart? Why? 67 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,824 - We gotta get the phone. 68 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,026 - You came with me to the podiatrist. 69 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,296 - Well, yeah, but that's just because your podiatrist is next 70 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,030 to the good dumpling place. 71 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,899 - Could've done takeout. 72 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,236 - They're not as good at room temperature. 73 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:25,005 Deep down, you know that. 74 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,809 - I love you. 75 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,979 I just need a little space, just for a minute. 76 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:36,116 - Oh, space, yeah. I'm fine with space. 77 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:40,053 I love space. It's really nice because it teaches you 78 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:43,924 to appreciate what you had before you took all the space. 79 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,695 So how long are we talking here, like, a week? 80 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,998 - Maybe a little longer. - Two? 81 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,203 You're just dumping me, aren't you? 82 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,206 - Yah! Yah! 83 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:06,179 - Now I have a broken heart and a broken phone. 84 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:10,784 Awesome. It's still working and live-streaming everything. 85 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:18,258 - I think people will see that it was a mutual thing. 86 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,994 [upbeat music] 87 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,964 * 88 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,166 - * I know you see 89 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,636 * Somehow the world will change for me * 90 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:32,873 [together] * And be so wonderful 91 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,275 - * Live life, breathe air 92 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,811 * I know somehow we're gonna get there * 93 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:42,383 [together] * And feel so wonderful 94 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:46,019 * It's all for real 95 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,288 - * I'm telling you just how I feel * 96 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:52,125 * So wake up the members of my nation * 97 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,927 [together] * It's your time to be 98 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,897 - * There's no chance unless you take one * 99 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,633 * And the time to see the brighter side * 100 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,836 * Of every situation 101 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,505 * Some things are meant to be * 102 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:08,175 * So give me your best and leave the rest to me * 103 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,644 * Leave it all to me 104 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,580 * Leave it all to me * 105 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,649 * Just leave it all to me 106 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,621 [upbeat music] 107 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,790 * 108 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,765 - [sighs] 109 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,166 Is it that time of day where 110 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,968 you drag your depression down the hall 111 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,271 from Spencer's apartment to ours? 112 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,674 - He's getting ready for a sculpture premier party. 113 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,942 I just want to stay here 114 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,578 and re-watch every episode of "Law & Order." 115 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,381 The murders will cheer me up. 116 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:50,451 - We're going to that party. - [groans] 117 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,686 - Come on. - Harper. 118 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,221 You don't even like Spencer. 119 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,489 - Yes, I do. 120 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,924 Why am I lying? The man is a ding-dong. 121 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:01,529 But I do find the dumber the man, the better the party. 122 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,196 - Of course you want to go. 123 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,933 For you, parties are a never-ending buffet of people 124 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,635 who want to sleep with you. 125 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,837 Cute guys, hot girls, 126 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,939 ridiculously gorgeous, non-binary lawyers 127 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,941 who get your name tattooed on their thigh. 128 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,109 - That only happened twice. 129 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,678 - Me, on the other hand, 130 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,313 I feel like my face is now physically incapable 131 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,949 of smiling. 132 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:26,319 - Carly, look-- [phone ringing] 133 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,756 - [gasps] 134 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,123 - Beau's calling? 135 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,525 - I can't talk to him. 136 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,126 I'm not dating. I'm not making videos. 137 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,862 I'm too embarrassed about my life. 138 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,265 - You should be. Your legs look like Eugene Levy's eyebrows. 139 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,900 - You said that was feminist. 140 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,971 - Carly, look, I know this is hard. 141 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,539 When my family lost all their money, 142 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:46,774 all I wanted to do was curl up 143 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,175 on the deck of our 50-foot sailboat 144 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:52,379 and cry, but I didn't. You know why? 145 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,782 - Because your dad sunk it for insurance. 146 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:58,652 - And because I decided to look at it as an opportunity. 147 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,153 I picked myself up. 148 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,790 I applied for every job I could think of, 149 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,258 and they all said I was unqualified. 150 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:08,596 Then I got a minimum-wage job as Skybucks, 151 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,999 and I'm still there four years later. 152 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,635 - It had a happy-ending tone, but-- 153 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,504 - Because it is happy. 154 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,039 Accessorizing that tacky-ass apron made me realize 155 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,808 that I want to be a stylist, 156 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,644 and now I have a job and a dream 157 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,246 and all the half-and-half I can drink. 158 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,417 - You're lactose intolerant. - My body, my choice. 159 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,221 Go to this party, take the first step, 160 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,056 and if you don't take the first step 161 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:40,027 in those black ankle boots, can I borrow them? 162 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:44,431 * 163 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,500 - Wow. I thought I was early, 164 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,602 but there are so many people here already. 165 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,271 - They're servers. I had them dress like guests, 166 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,406 so my friends wouldn't be all, "Ooh, look at Spencer 167 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,509 "with his waiters and his remodeled apartment 168 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:59,112 and his Swarovski crystal boxer briefs." 169 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,280 Still just a regular guy. 170 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,183 - Gold-leaf martini? - Yes, please. 171 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,451 You can really taste the gold. 172 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,488 - Mm, Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 173 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,257 - You earned your success. You're the guy 174 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,526 who made the marshmallow White House sculpture. 175 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,361 The way that it was half melted to reflect 176 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:19,199 our disintegrating democracy, such a brave statement. 177 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,501 - It was an accident. 178 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,203 I left it next to my cell phone, 179 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,773 which broke out into a spontaneous fire. 180 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:29,276 Anyway, now I own a falcon named Jericho. 181 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:33,046 - [chuckles] Wow. I clearly did it all wrong. 182 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,082 Pursued my dreams, married for love. 183 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,884 Two divorces and a failed start-up later, 184 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,919 I'm back living with my mom. 185 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,954 Maybe instead of figuring out my next tech venture, 186 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:43,456 I'll just melt some marshmallows. 187 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,459 - I'll sue you into the ground. [clicks tongue] 188 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,628 - Wow. I clearly did it all wrong. 189 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,962 Oh, no. 190 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,831 Pursued my dreams, married for love-- 191 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,600 Millicent, do not post that. 192 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,302 - [shushes] I'm making content. 193 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,204 - Told you just stop recording me. 194 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,739 I'm back living with my mom. 195 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,141 - Just because you adopted me doesn't make you my dad. 196 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,610 - I'm back living with my mom. 197 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:07,681 Literally, it does. That is exactly what it means. 198 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,217 - And send. 199 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,420 Can you like it to give it some traction? 200 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:18,425 - "Can you like it to give it some traction, please?" 201 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,061 - I'm setting a timer for exactly five minutes. 202 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,064 After that, it's back to numbly eating frozen french fries 203 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,666 straight from the bag. 204 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,301 - Oh, good. You guys came. So what did you bring the host? 205 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:33,573 - It's half-and-half. Where's the bar? 206 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,910 - Hi, Carly. How's retirement? 207 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,245 - I'm not retired. 208 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,180 - You haven't posted for a month. 209 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:43,316 In internet years, that's a decade. 210 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:46,887 It's okay, Carly. Go into the light. 211 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,890 - Your channel has two subscribers. 212 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,558 I know. I'm one of them. 213 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,729 - Ugh. Now people are going to think my channel is for olds. 214 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,899 - Okay, can I have everyone's attention, please? 215 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,702 Thank you. Okay. While Carly is still here-- 216 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,271 - One minute, 45 seconds to go. 217 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,939 - Years ago I created a sculpture 218 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,607 with the most moving parts, 219 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,111 unwittingly breaking a Jonas World Record. 220 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:16,349 I've since lost that title, but tonight I shall reclaim it. 221 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:20,053 Behold, the "Supertastic Sculpture of Stuff..." 222 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,922 [bell rings] 223 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,023 "Plus." 224 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,026 [applause] 225 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,829 - Impressive. Is it different from the old one? 226 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:33,767 - No. It is the old one, just with more stuff. 227 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,636 Hence the plus. 228 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,340 - I'm not unamused. - I'm full-on amused. 229 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,143 - Are we all looking at the same thing? 230 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,278 That big, old pile of junk? 231 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,780 - It's art. 232 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,883 Not everyone has to like it. Why don't you like it? 233 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,152 - It's just the same thing you did before 234 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,988 with a few new pieces, right? 235 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:58,959 - Will somebody put down their gold drink and defend me? 236 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,593 - I will. 237 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,396 The reason this is genius is-- [phone ringing] 238 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,766 And I'm out. Night, guys. 239 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,301 - Freddie, finish her thought, please. 240 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,571 - Okay. Um. 241 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,674 - Carly? Carly Shay from Camp Lakehorn? 242 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:19,646 - Luke? Luke Tyler also from Camp Lakehorn? 243 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,548 - Are you leaving? - No. 244 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:24,885 I'm just holding the door for your girlfriend. 245 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,954 - I'm single. 246 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,756 - Oh, my God. We have so much in common. 247 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,865 - I can't believe we found each other again. 248 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,466 I just want to know everything about you. 249 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,101 What does your dad do? 250 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:45,338 - Well, he's in the Air Force but was somehow on a submarine. 251 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:50,610 And I'm not exactly sure. 252 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:56,349 - Okay. What's your mom like? - Uh--I-- 253 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,618 let's go back to my dad. 254 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,189 - So you hot-glued a bunch of random stuff on there 255 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,125 to keep a plaque, then threw yourself a party? 256 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:09,096 - It's not a plaque. It's a certificate. 257 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,900 I need to eat my feelings. 258 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:17,104 Not a waiter? 259 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,506 - When I got back from Italy, I went to college. 260 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,975 I tried theater and media studies, 261 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,177 but I felt like I got more out of doing "iCarly" 262 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,614 then at any boring old lecture. So what do you do? 263 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,050 - I'm a college professor. 264 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,086 - But I bet whatever you teach is super meaningful. 265 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,324 - I specialize in the mouthfeel of certain viscous foods. 266 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,927 - Yep, super meaningful. 267 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,295 - Trust me, I am in no place to date. 268 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:46,233 - See, just that self-awareness tells me you totally are. 269 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,903 - They're out of spicy tuna cones, so I'm going to dip. 270 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,042 - That's my stepdaughter. I share custody with my ex, 271 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,145 who divorced me and took all my nice shirts. 272 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,249 [cheers and applause] 273 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,750 - Oh, there you are. 274 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,820 Millicent, I drew your bath, and, Freddie--Freddie! 275 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,722 I put your warm milk in your Thermos next to your bed. 276 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,391 And if you're both good, I'll let you snuggle with me 277 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,895 for ten minutes and watch "Toledo House Flip." 278 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:19,199 - Oh, my gosh. Come on, Freddie, "Toledo House Flip." 279 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,305 - So are we done here? Great. Thank you. 280 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,808 - Luke, I don't normally do this on the first night, 281 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:33,680 but should we go somewhere a little more comfortable? 282 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:39,086 I hope you still respect me after this. 283 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,254 Okay. So in the criminal justice system, 284 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,722 the people are represented 285 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,893 by two separate yet equally important groups, right? 286 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,261 There's the police, who investigate crime, 287 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,565 and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. 288 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,334 These are their stories. 289 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,337 [upbeat music] 290 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,307 * 291 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,242 - Carly, is that you? 292 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,711 You're normally catatonic until noon, 293 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,014 when you gather enough energy to cry. 294 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,381 - It's me. 295 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,352 Help yourself to a mimosa. Pancakes are on the way. 296 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,088 - You made breakfast, you showered, you're happy. 297 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,190 I'm thrilled. What's happening? 298 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,760 - [mouths words] - Fate. Fate is happening. 299 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,495 Did you know I was about to leave, 300 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,964 I set a timer, it went off 301 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,767 I opened the door and there he was, Luke. 302 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,236 - No. Ugh. 303 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,938 You were texting in the group chat until, 304 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,472 like, 3:00 a.m. last night. 305 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,176 I swore I would never mute my bestie, but you tested me. 306 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,380 - Why does it look so nice in here? 307 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,951 - I'm just so happy about reconnecting with Luke. 308 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,986 Did you know I was about to leave? 309 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,521 together: I set a timer and when it went off, 310 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,191 I opened the door and there he was, 311 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,726 Luke. 312 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,195 - Millicent doesn't know the story. 313 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,697 - Don't care. 314 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,866 - Fine. I set a timer, then it went off. 315 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,736 I opened the door and there he was, Luke. 316 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,305 - Wait a minute. 317 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,308 Why is there a framed picture of Luke on that table? 318 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,010 - Oh, it's just from his Instagram. 319 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,344 It's totally normal. 320 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,813 - Flowers, the pancakes. 321 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:19,119 - The showering. This is too nice for us. 322 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,320 - What? 323 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,190 I can't do something nice for my friends 324 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,891 and Beau to prove that I won the break-up? 325 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,326 [all gasp] 326 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,394 [doorbell rings] 327 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,562 - What have you done? 328 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:33,500 - I figured since I'm so happy and in such a good place, 329 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:37,370 it's the perfect time to reach out to Beau. 330 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:42,542 - Carly. Carly, Carly, Carly and friends. 331 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,877 Friends, friends, friends. 332 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:48,681 So excited for brunch, but first, 333 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,184 Carly, can we talk a sec? 334 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,352 - I'll get the water. - You got that oatmeal? 335 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,254 - I'm going to read the newspaper. 336 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,424 - Thanks for having me over. I'm glad we can catch up 337 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,728 because I wanted you to hear it from me first. 338 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,397 I'm seeing someone. [all gasp] 339 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,565 - We doing eggs? - Current events. 340 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,935 - So creamy. 341 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,470 - Good for you, Beau. 342 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,740 - And we're doing a new channel together. 343 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,143 [all gasp] - What? 344 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:21,148 - Well, I'm dating someone too. Luke. We have history. 345 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,784 He's a professor, so our connection is really cerebral 346 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,654 but also physical and emotional. 347 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,656 All the connections you can have with a person, 348 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,192 we have, plus more. 349 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,761 This is his face. - That's awesome. 350 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:39,266 - It is, and we're starting a channel together too. 351 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,134 - What? - Wow. 352 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:45,238 - This is goat milk! - We don't even get the paper. 353 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:48,275 - You know, because comedy and mouthfeel science 354 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,510 are such a natural fit. 355 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,580 - Sure. Sure. When are going to drop your first video? 356 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,183 - Uh, Friday. 357 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,086 - Wow. We're dropping Friday too. 358 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,288 - And we're launching live. 359 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,657 - Premiere live? That's crazy risky. 360 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,359 Look at you. 361 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,760 I got to run to the bathroom, 362 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,064 but then I want to hear all about this channel. 363 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,372 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 364 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,040 Why did I just say I'm launching a channel 365 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,342 with a total stranger? 366 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,843 - Now wait a minute. 367 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,914 Y'all went to camp. You two made s'mores. 368 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,517 - Right. We have that. 369 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,685 You know what? This is going to totally work. 370 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,287 Luke and I are going to kill it. 371 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,588 - You will? - Really? 372 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,023 - Luke? 373 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:37,990 - You will. - Really! 374 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,759 - Luke! 375 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,999 - I love this place. 376 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,636 - Just a heads up, they only serve whey here. 377 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,905 - Like, whey protein that you put in a smoothie? 378 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,007 - No, like the watery part of milk 379 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,877 that remains after the formation of curds. 380 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,981 Divine mouthfeel. 381 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,652 - Do all these people know this? 382 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,220 So I have something really exciting to tell you-- 383 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:12,425 - Mm, mm, mm! Classic Seattle tap. 384 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,195 That slightly unctuous texture. 385 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,201 - Very wet. - Mm-hmm. 386 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,369 - And so I was going to tell you that-- 387 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,237 - Here is our Bavarian goat whey, 388 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:28,975 fermented at an altitude of just under 10,000 feet. 389 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,478 Enjoy. 390 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,781 - If you get a chunk, that's considered good luck. 391 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,683 Bottoms up. 392 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,956 [Luke moaning] 393 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,793 - Guess I got lucky. [chuckles] 394 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,161 So the thing I was going to tell you-- 395 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:53,533 - [gargling] 396 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,836 - I'll wait. 397 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,240 - [gargling] 398 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,141 - Yeah. We're done. 399 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,611 [upbeat music] 400 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,479 - You wanted to see me? - Yes. 401 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,282 Okay. Which one of these things 402 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,585 can I add to the sculpture to make you like it? 403 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,054 - Spencer, that's not what this is-- 404 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,756 are those my sunglasses? 405 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,126 - Maybe, or maybe they're art. - Oh, come on. 406 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,494 Who cares what I think? 407 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,864 - Me! Me cares. - But why does "me" care? 408 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,766 Look, just because I'm young, cool 409 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,968 and probably the hottest person you'll ever meet in real life? 410 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,804 - Yeah, all those. - When you made the sculpture, 411 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,807 you were inspired, and you loved it. 412 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,344 That's all that matters. 413 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,246 - I'll buy you a car if you say you like it. 414 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,114 - You are lucky I do not have parking. 415 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,284 * 416 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,419 - I needed this. 417 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,321 I had discarded dairy juice for dinner. 418 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,090 - No way. - Yes, whey. 419 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,660 Why did I ever think I should start a channel with Luke? 420 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,495 Am I that desperate for a partner? 421 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,964 Don't answer that, still talking. 422 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,232 [sighs] 423 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,667 I just want to make things again. 424 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,869 - You don't need a partner to do that. 425 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,038 - Yeah. I don't need a partner. I need Sam, 426 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,941 but she's off following her bliss with that biker gang. 427 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,345 - The Obliteraters. I hope she's okay. 428 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,015 - It's Sam. I hope they're okay. 429 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,885 I just wish she was here so we could do "iCarly" again. 430 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,587 - Mm. 431 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,591 Do you think I could do it on my own? 432 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,159 - Doesn't matter what I think. It matters what you want. 433 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,830 - Of course, I wouldn't be completely on my own. 434 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,299 I'd have my new producer. 435 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:36,469 - Aw. You do mean me, right? - Yeah. 436 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,870 Do you think you could shoot me 437 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,841 using that filter that makes my cheekbones all-- 438 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,776 - That filter that makes you look like an alien? 439 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,479 - A sexy alien. 440 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,583 - Sure. I guess there's just one more question. 441 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,586 - If Spencer ever got around to building that home gym. 442 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,763 - I was never going to use a home gym. 443 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:10,136 - Ah! - Oh, that's right. 444 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,605 I forgot about my marionette-making phase. 445 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:16,376 I keep them up here because it's away from the knives. 446 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,878 - Mm, why does that one look like Carly? 447 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,580 - I made one that looks like you too, Freddie, 448 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:25,251 but I sold it to Nora Dershlit. 449 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,919 - Is this a good idea? 450 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,855 I mean, what would I even do on the show? 451 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,158 Old, goofy stuff, new, sophisticated stuff? 452 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:36,396 - Just find something that makes you smile. Go from there. 453 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,065 - Those dachshunds always made me smile. 454 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,367 Who put those up there? 455 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,435 - I've never seen those before in my life. 456 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,876 - Aw. The idiot farm girl. 457 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:53,813 You know what? This really does look like a squirrel. 458 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:58,117 Oh, my God. The sack. These were so fun. 459 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,120 - Yeah, until Sam superglued my drawstring closed 460 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,989 and left me here overnight. 461 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,724 - Yeah. That was a rough night for me too. 462 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,960 He would not stop screaming. 463 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,364 - George, the bra that told ghost stories. 464 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,567 I never did grow into you. 465 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,370 - See, you came up with all this stuff when you were a kid. 466 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,938 Imagine what you can do now. 467 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,374 - And we'll help however we can. 468 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:27,614 - I'm really glad to hear you say that because... 469 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,783 I thought it might still be here. 470 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:34,421 - Damn it. - [chuckles] 471 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,055 - We're back. 472 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,659 - In five, four, 473 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,361 three, two-- 474 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,765 - Welcome to the new "iCarly." 475 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,900 - Ooh, looks like she's already got a few viewers. 476 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,870 - Probably bots from Brazil. 477 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,140 - This is still "iCarly," but it's grown-up now. 478 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,776 So today I thought I'd share my skin-care routine. 479 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:59,579 According to the many, many targeted ads I get, 480 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:03,182 it's never too early to start using... 481 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,285 anti-aging products! 482 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,689 Even for Baby Spencer. 483 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,025 - Yeah! That's me! 484 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,695 - None of these products were tested on animals, 485 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,264 just one tiny, little lucky infant. 486 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:22,368 - Oh, I feel lucky! In no way am I worried. 487 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,637 - [laughs] 488 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,940 - Here we go. - Oh. 489 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,709 - Oh, I think he needs a lot more. 490 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,979 - Some more? - No. That's enough already. 491 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,681 [shouts] 492 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,550 I don't think this is how you do it. 493 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,118 - I love this serum. 494 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,153 I actually panic-bought it when I was at a 7-Eleven, 495 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,122 and the guy there called me ma'am. 496 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,724 - I don't know what he's so upset about. 497 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,293 I pay people to do this to me. 498 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,428 - They say that by the time you need skin care, 499 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,863 it's already too late, 500 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,431 but you should still spend all your money on it. 501 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,034 And in the end, it's just an expensive reminder 502 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,236 we're all going to die someday. 503 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:01,974 - That's a little emo for a comedy show, don't you think? 504 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:03,242 - Sheet mask. - What? 505 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,146 - Yup. Here you go. - Ah! No! 506 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,981 - People are weirdly loving this. 507 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,283 - I'm totally hating it! 508 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:14,253 - Enough of that, baby. And now we're just going to... 509 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,555 - That's cold. 510 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,023 - Roll it all up. - I don't like that feeling. 511 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,858 - And we're going to absorb... - Ow. 512 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,528 - All the moisturizer. - It's cold. 513 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:22,829 - You ready for the lip mask? 514 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,031 - Oh, I don't know what it is, but I am. 515 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,799 - Right here. - Okay. 516 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:30,402 - Okay. You're going to want to keep your mouth nice and shut. 517 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:31,971 - That sounds good. 518 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,106 - This lip mask is actually made out of laundry detergent. 519 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,307 - [sputters and shouts] 520 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,844 - Kinda of seems like we never left. 521 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,680 [upbeat music] 522 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:43,182 - A toast to my sister, Carly. 523 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,251 - To Carly. - To Carly. 524 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:49,088 - Also I decided not to call the Jonas people. 525 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,323 Let someone else have the world record. 526 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,925 It's not why I made the sculpture, 527 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,928 and it's not why I love it. 528 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,898 - Still not for me. - Damn it. 529 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,867 - I think the sculpture is great. 530 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,034 Do all the pieces still move? 531 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,270 - You tell me. 532 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,371 [whirring] 533 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,639 [clattering] 534 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,474 [electricity crackles] 535 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:18,818 - I--I love it. 536 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,420 - You do? - Absolutely. 537 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,056 It's about setting your own self on fire 538 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:28,861 and then rebuilding from the ashes like a phoenix. 539 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,564 - If you want to oversimplify it, sure. 540 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,032 - You know, you really had me going 541 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,967 with the whole world record thing, 542 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,003 but I guess that was just a part of it. 543 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,470 Performance art. 544 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:41,440 [flames crackling] 545 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,447 - It wasn't supposed to catch on fire, was it? 546 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,449 - Never is.