1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,372 * * 2 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,973 - Hey, Spence, how was your date last night? 3 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:08,809 - (groans) I hate to tell you guys this, 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:11,545 turns out I did not match with Zoe Saldana. 5 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,515 It was an old lady named Gretel. 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:18,319 - Oh, Spencer. How much money did you give Gretel? 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,189 - (scoffs) One briefcase. 8 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,457 Two briefcases. 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,792 - You know, I did read in The New Yorker 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,795 about a dating app called "Word Bang." 11 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,364 You can only text the person. There's no picture, 12 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,367 so the attraction has to be cerebral. 13 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,935 I might give that a shot. 14 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,970 - You did not read about that in The New Yorker. 15 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,272 I told you about that. 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,208 - I said I'll sign up! 17 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:42,576 Right after my date with Eva Mendes. 18 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,545 She has two kids with Ryan Gosling. 19 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,047 - He's coming too. 20 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,351 - Are you guys talking about my birthday party? 21 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,719 Should I come back? 22 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,321 - Oh, no. Did you hear us planning 23 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,755 the bacchanal at the sex dungeon? 24 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,657 That's what you wanted, right? 25 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,992 You're obsessed with your birthday. 26 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,296 - Uh, yeah. Because birthday parties are the best. 27 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,265 Birthday cake is the best food. 28 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,799 Birthday presents are the best gifts, 29 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,068 and "Happy Birthday," the song, 30 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,870 straight banger. 31 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,772 - Well, we weren't talking about your party, 32 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,641 but don't worry. 33 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,975 Pearl's gonna get us up to speed later, 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,278 and she's been working on it nonstop. 35 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,780 - You don't think she feels too much pressure, do you? 36 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,715 - Why? Because you keep telling her 37 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,284 that the first birthday in a relationship 38 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,453 determines whether the couple will go the distance? 39 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,921 Nah, I'm sure that barely registered. 40 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,057 - Okay, okay. Maybe I've been a little intense. 41 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,460 I just feel so good about where things are 42 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,528 with me and Pearl, and I know she is gonna nail it. 43 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,096 - Oh, I'm sure she will. 44 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:40,568 You've been very clear you want a murder mystery party. 45 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:44,505 - So the theme of the party is crows. 46 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,143 - Maybe he could've been clearer. 47 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,780 - * I know you see * 48 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,249 * Somehow the world will change for me * 49 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,686 * And be so wonderful * 50 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,756 * So wake up the members of my nation * 51 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,758 * It's your time to be * 52 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,428 * There's no chance unless you take one * 53 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,062 * And the time to see * 54 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:13,133 * The brighter side of every situation * 55 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,169 * Some things are meant to be * 56 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,972 * So give me your best and leave the rest to me * 57 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,742 * * 58 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,911 - Everyone knows it's no mystery 59 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,314 that a group of crows is called a murder. 60 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,948 So, naturally, he wants a party 61 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,118 all about our fine-feathered friends. 62 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,588 - Pearl, I-I don't think that that's what he meant 63 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,124 when he said, "Murder mystery." 64 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,826 - Carly, I'm his girlfriend. 65 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,894 I think I know what he means. 66 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,997 - Devil's advocate, there is a whole genre 67 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,601 of parties where people pretend there's a human murder, 68 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,037 and then they role-play and they wear costumes 69 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,705 and you have to figure out who did it 70 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,608 that I happen to know Freddie is obsessed with. 71 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:58,045 - In addition to his obsession with crows. 72 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,650 - Devil's advocate, 73 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,385 I feel pretty good about this crow idea. 74 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,787 And not just because I already bought 400 fake birds 75 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,357 that aren't returnable because I got them wet. 76 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,360 Well, double Devil's advocate, 77 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,062 Freddie seemed to want a very specific kind of game 78 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,897 that would be perfect and also is very different 79 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,166 from this and also he sent us a website 80 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,535 with a bunch of kits to choose from. 81 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:26,840 - Oh. God, this is so embarrassing. 82 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,776 Mm. 83 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,878 Okay, yeah, I guess we should choose a kit. 84 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,846 But can we all agree he really should've been clearer 85 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,648 about which kind of murder he meant? 86 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,384 - Mm-hmm. Every time I'm watching the local news 87 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,119 and they talk about murder, I'm like, "Where are the crows?" 88 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,656 - Oh, this kit looks good. 89 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,892 "Duck, Duck, Goose: Tag, You're Dead." 90 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:49,397 - Uh-huh, that's another bird idea. 91 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:54,368 - Or, uh... "Murder at the Disco." 92 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,604 You know, Freddie loves disco music, 93 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,739 and we could wear really fun '70s costumes. 94 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,240 - (squeals) - It'll be perfect. 95 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,776 - Disco? I didn't even know Freddie liked music. 96 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,412 One time I put on Imagine Dragons 97 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,013 and he didn't even tap his foot. 98 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,581 You know... 99 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,550 Maybe you should just plan the party. 100 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,285 Clearly I don't know him at all. 101 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,455 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 102 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,490 You-you do. 103 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:21,228 Harper and I are just going off what he's saying with words. 104 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,830 Boring. 105 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,165 You're his girlfriend. 106 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,502 You guys have an erotic connection 107 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,871 that we could never understand. 108 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,774 We can do both ideas. 109 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:38,979 Oh, what about... "Saturday Flight Fever: 110 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,948 Murder at the Dis-Crow." 111 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,149 - Mm. 112 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:47,154 - Is it too late to change my RSVP to maybe? 113 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:50,458 * * 114 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,794 (crow cawing) 115 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,468 (both squeal) 116 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,035 - Foxy Brown. 117 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,105 - And Cher... Wait, does she have a last name? 118 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,675 - I think it's Horowitz. 119 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,311 - Okay, Harper, all we have to do tonight 120 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,814 is make this the perfect birthday party for Freddie, 121 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,884 and make sure he thinks that Pearl planned it all. 122 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,753 - It's funny how you say "we." 123 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,089 - I'm serious. 124 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,224 This is important for Freddie, but it's also important 125 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,193 for Pearl and Freddie as a couple. 126 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,996 Now, I made the perfect guest list. 127 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,931 I even got that old guy that Freddie met 128 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,033 on the Reddit thread about digestive issues. 129 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,668 - Oh, my God. 130 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,371 We finally get to meet Ronald? 131 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,473 - Okay, David Bowie. 132 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,809 - Ah? Oh! Whoa. 133 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,412 I bought these shoes when I was dating that WNBA player, 134 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,381 then she dumped me for buying these shoes. 135 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,553 - I really relate to Linda Blair 136 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,154 from The Exorcist. 137 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,623 Although she was possessed by a demon 138 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:58,258 whilst I am possessed by... love. 139 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,662 - Let me tell you, baking this cake 140 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,465 was no cabaret, old chum. 141 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,600 My granddaughter is a nightmare. 142 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,001 - Cause she's from The Exorcist? 143 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:10,237 I haven't seen it, but the Wikipedia page 144 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,473 was so scary. 145 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,074 You're gonna love that cake. 146 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,609 We made it light and fluffy, 147 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,078 like my boyfriend Derek Fox-Lubiner's hair. 148 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,614 - We didn't do anything. 149 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,784 Somebody was too busy on her phone to help me bake. 150 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,786 (dolphin sound effect) 151 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,421 - Oh, that's Derek. He's messaging me 152 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,323 from the dolphin sound app. It's called "Dolphone." 153 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,859 (dolphin sound effect) 154 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,628 - So you just send dolphin sounds back and forth? 155 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,430 That is ridiculous. 156 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,331 - In case you were ever wondering when you became 157 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,668 an old person, this is the moment. 158 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,337 - All right. Listen, you guys know how important 159 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,774 birthdays are to Freddie, so if any of you 160 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:47,808 screw this murder mystery up, 161 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,510 I swear on all your lives, 162 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:53,481 I will change the passwords to all my streaming services. 163 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,549 - (gasps) - You wouldn't. 164 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,652 Next week is the Toledo House Flip finale. 165 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,154 Try me. Mess around and find out. 166 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,324 - Hi. 167 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,326 - Hey, Pearl! 168 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,696 - Ooh, what are you, uh... old Freddie? 169 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,864 - No. Richard Nixon. 170 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,301 Freddie loves Nixon. 171 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,604 - Freddie loves Cynthia Nixon. 172 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:21,041 I know, it's weird because he is such a Charlotte. 173 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,976 - What's wrong? 174 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:26,346 - Okay, Freddie is terrified of Richard Nixon. 175 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,981 - What do you mean? 176 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,717 - He got locked in the gift shop with all the masks 177 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,984 at the presidential library. 178 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,853 It was a whole thing. - Oh, God. 179 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,221 What do I--? What do I do? 180 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,757 - Maybe say you're Cynthia Nixon's dad? 181 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,259 - Well, I brought crow dip. 182 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,095 And before you ask, no, there aren't crows in it. 183 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:46,700 Oh... Are there rats? 184 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,070 Because it tastes like what I think rats would taste like. 185 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:54,474 - And birthday boy Sonny Bono here. 186 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,909 Uh, you guys look amazing. 187 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,913 Exorcist, Foxy Brown, Liza Minelli, 188 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,515 David Bowie... 189 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,918 - Hey! Sonny and Cher. You and Carly match perfectly. 190 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,820 - Yeah. How fun. 191 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,255 - Yeah, how fun. 192 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,923 - No! 193 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,327 Please tell me you're Cynthia Nixon's dad. 194 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,798 - I'm... I'm-- - About to go change! 195 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,499 Yeah, Pearl and I are gonna switch outfits 196 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,602 because there was some mix-up, but the party's going great, 197 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,971 and Pearl came up with everything. 198 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,506 - You did. Thank you. The disco theme is amazing. 199 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,308 I don't really get the whole crow thing though. 200 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:33,380 - Oh. Uh, they're-- They're 1970s crows. 201 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,650 - Oh. Cool. Yeah. 202 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,419 Okay. 203 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,221 I still don't get it. 204 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,191 * * 205 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,960 - Heads up, I'm peacing out early. 206 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,495 I got me a date on Word Bang 207 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,030 that can only meet tonight, 208 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,899 and we all know the slipping off without saying a word is 209 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,934 much kinder than a heartfelt goodbye. 210 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,903 - No way. I also have a Word Bang date 211 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,505 and was planning an Irish Goodbye. 212 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,607 Wait, is that offensive? 213 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,208 - No, the Irish are fine. 214 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,910 And hopefully so is my date. 215 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,978 He's a globe-trotting bon vivant 216 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,880 with an expensive palate. 217 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,349 - My date is a delightfully witty bookworm. 218 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,185 And I find that hot because I'm attracted to brains. 219 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,287 Also boobs, thighs and butts. 220 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,925 Party back on track. 221 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,492 - Ooh, you fit so nicely 222 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,529 into Fredward's Saturday Night Fever costume. 223 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,632 - Now, as soon as the rest of the guests get here, 224 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,766 we can start the mystery. 225 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,467 - Oh, this is everyone. 226 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,236 Freddie said he didn't want to make a big deal of it. 227 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,871 That he didn't need all the attention. 228 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:34,174 - Oh, no. He-he says that every year, 229 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,343 just to try to be humble. 230 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:39,579 He also says that he doesn't want any gifts, but obviously-- 231 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,448 He means that part. 232 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,518 - Hey, looking good, ladies. 233 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,487 - Hey, look at your suits. 234 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,123 You and Carly match even better than before. 235 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,694 - Uh-huh. - Mm. 236 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,830 - Hey, uh, so when's everybody else getting here? 237 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,265 - Never. I'm sorry, I didn't-- 238 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,067 - I didn't invite anyone else, 239 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,569 because you wanted the party to be intimate. 240 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,037 Good call, Pearl. 241 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:07,440 - Wait. So Ronald isn't coming? 242 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,776 No! 243 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,379 - Spencer, if there are only seven guests, 244 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,081 then two people can't leave. 245 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,149 - Okay. New plan. 246 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,151 We make a new birth certificate that says his birthday 247 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,653 is next month, then we call my friend Sully, 248 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,022 fake our own deaths, and flee to the Maldives. 249 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,725 - What about our dates? 250 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,559 - We're way past that. 251 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,362 * * 252 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,065 - It's 1977. 253 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,366 The streets are full of trash 254 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,602 and the people ain't much cleaner. 255 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,972 We find ourselves at a grimy discotheque 256 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,274 called Studio 55. 257 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,545 Police arrive to discover there was a grisly murder. 258 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,480 - (gasps) Ooh, how grisly? 259 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,082 - Very grisly. 260 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,518 All right, now it's time to draw cards 261 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,620 to find out which characters we all play. 262 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:59,259 - I'm, "Claudia Skies, a persnickety flight attendant 263 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,928 who's unlucky in love." 264 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,629 Don't know what that's like. 265 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,333 - You'd probably also struggle with my character, 266 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,736 "Anita Hug, a loving granddaughter 267 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,705 who snuck into the club to respect her elders." 268 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:18,078 - Ooh, I'm... "DeDe Bustier, a sexy secretary 269 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,983 ready to sleep-- Uh, nap her way to the top." 270 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,554 - I'm... "Pablo Pi-queso, a wealthy artist 271 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,556 turned restaurateur." 272 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,991 I don't understand this character. 273 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,659 I-I don't know how to play this. 274 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,163 - Let's see. I'm... "The detective, 275 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,332 Sergeant Bellbottoms, whose brother is the victim." 276 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:43,270 (gasps) Well, I'm going to find out which one of you 277 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:48,708 sick freaks did this to my brother... "Elton Don." 278 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:54,414 - And I'm... "The detective's wife." 279 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,249 - Perfect. 280 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,987 - "Your soulmate chemistry with your husband 281 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,223 "cannot be denied. 282 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,159 "Note: You and your husband could never be mistaken 283 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,429 for friends." 284 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,631 Uh, Pearl, why don't we just switch? 285 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,533 - It's fine. - It only makes sense... 286 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,435 - I don't want to. - Come on. 287 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,937 - No, I can't switch because I'm the murderer! 288 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,406 - Whoa! Come on! - (others groaning) 289 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,141 Sorry. I... 290 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,249 - What do we do now? The murder mystery is over. 291 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,918 - I'm sorry, Freddie. 292 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,053 I guess that means the party is over too. 293 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,587 - Do you wanna share an Uber? 294 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,290 - Jennifer R will be out front in three. 295 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,560 - What are you talking about? 296 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,731 You think a murder mystery party is all about the murder mystery? 297 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,434 - It's right there in the name, so... 298 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,603 - But... Pearl and I have so many more things planned. 299 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,406 - We do? - You do? 300 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,775 - Uh, yeah! You tell him. 301 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,545 - Oh. Uh, she must mean my riff 302 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,880 on "Pin the tail on the donkey," 303 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,481 only instead of a donkey, it's-- 304 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,150 - A crow? - Oh, you've played it? 305 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,921 - Hey. Hey. Where do you two think you're-- (gasps) 306 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,224 You're trying to do an Irish Goodbye. 307 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,692 Wait, is that offensive? 308 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,895 BOTH: The Irish are fine. 309 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,563 - You know how important this party is 310 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,898 to Freddie's relationship with Pearl. 311 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,366 - Then he of all people should know 312 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,101 how important this date is to my relationship 313 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,603 with a woman I've never met. 314 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,405 - We want to be here for Freddie, 315 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,808 and we know how hard you worked on this, but face it, 316 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,678 Freddie's mama recapping an episode of Yellowstone 317 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,646 was the highlight of the night. 318 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,850 - Well-- There's also cake and a disco playlist 319 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,052 and drinks that need to happen. 320 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,055 - Fine. We will stay for cake and dancing 321 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,556 and, okay, we'll drink heavily, 322 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,392 but after that we are out of here. 323 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,660 Hey, hey, hey! I am famished. Who wants cake? 324 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,828 - I'll get the candles. 325 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,331 - Uh-uh. No time. Everybody, sing. 326 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:57,104 ALL: * Happy birthday to you * 327 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,771 * Happy birthday-- * - You know what? 328 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,341 I have always thought that song was too slow. 329 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,510 (faster): * Happy birthday, dear Freddie * 330 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,178 * Happy birthday to you * 331 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,180 - Spencer, give me the cake. You're gonna drop it. 332 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,215 - (grunts) 333 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,917 (screams) 334 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,457 - It's colder than I expected. 335 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,395 Is there at least some pudding in the fridge? 336 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,764 - I ate it. 337 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,301 - No. Uh... Millicent and your mom 338 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,337 can just go bake you a whole new cake. 339 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,107 - Once again, the women take on the emotional labor. 340 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:38,611 - You go make a cake for your son. 341 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,014 - Huh. 342 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,385 - Uh, now... everybody dance 343 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:50,290 to this awesome playlist that Pearl obviously made. 344 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,493 * * 345 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,295 I said everybody! 346 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,165 * * 347 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,502 - We're gonna die alone. - Mm-hmm. 348 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:06,139 * * 349 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,077 - That's too many eggs. 350 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,245 - Uh-huh. (dolphin sound effect) 351 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,448 - You know, I flushed your fish Donut down the toilet. 352 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,985 - Uh-huh. - Ugh. 353 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:23,056 - Will you stop flipping with Derek? 354 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,393 - Grandma, I pray that one day you find someone 355 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,228 as kind and dope as Derek, 356 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,231 but until then, you just don't understand. 357 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,400 - Oh. I understand that you are going 358 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,902 to put that phone down and help me bake. 359 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,504 (dolphin sound effect) 360 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,373 (sighs) Millicent, do not flip that flipper. 361 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,475 Don't you flip. 362 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,577 (dolphin sound effect) 363 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,945 - Ugh! 364 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,480 - Look, I'm sorry if I'm focused 365 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,350 on the best thing in my life that will ever be 366 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,886 and not some dumb cake with way too many eggs in it. 367 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:59,126 But Derek's going to flip me back right... now. 368 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,294 Now. 369 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,896 (growls): Now. 370 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,035 - It's cold in the shade, isn't it? 371 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,837 * * 372 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,307 - Hey! 373 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,842 Hey! 374 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,677 I never led a conga line before. 375 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,979 I can lead y'all anywhere I wanna go. 376 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,182 I am mad with power! 377 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,417 - Where are Millicent and Mrs. B with that cake? 378 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,918 There's no way we're gonna make it 379 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,387 out of here in time for our dates. 380 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,356 - I think we're gonna have to cancel. 381 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,225 Let me just make sure my message is appropriately delicate 382 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,194 and respectful of their feelings. 383 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,097 - Same. 384 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,800 - And... - Sent. 385 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,102 (phones chiming) 386 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,071 Wow. What a coincidence. 387 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,273 - Wait, no. Dear God, no. 388 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,840 Don't tell me your name on the app is-- 389 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,676 BOTH: Gulliver Diphthong! 390 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,011 - Wow, another coinci-- Oh! 391 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,513 That means your name on the app is-- 392 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,515 BOTH: Virginia Salisbury. 393 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,219 - You're not ranked third in the state in women's parkour. 394 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:03,056 - And you don't "occasionally" sing backup for Anita Baker. 395 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,957 She is retired. 396 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,895 * * 397 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,671 - Beep! 398 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,740 You know what that is, Pearl? 399 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,342 Party just flatlined. 400 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,211 'Cause we killed it! - (chuckles) 401 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,846 Carly, I almost ruined my boyfriend's birthday. 402 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,948 I didn't kill it. You did. 403 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,518 - None of that matters. I mean, look at Freddie. 404 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,953 * * 405 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,055 - This whole night was about showing 406 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,257 how well I know my boyfriend, 407 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,326 except it wasn't, 'cause I don't. 408 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,162 You knew he liked all this stuff, not me. 409 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,031 You probably even knew he wouldn't like the crow dip. 410 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,500 - No one could have predicted that. 411 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,936 - Carly, this is your party. 412 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,704 I mean, I'm even wearing your clothes. 413 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,674 I just... I-I need some air. Will you cover for me? 414 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,145 - No, you can't leave. You can have those clothes. 415 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,779 They're yours. Maybe I can borrow them 416 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,314 sometime, I love your style. 417 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,082 No. 418 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,418 Consider this my Irish Goodbye. 419 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,620 (with Irish accent): Fare thee well. 420 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,359 Wait, that's not even how that works. 421 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:16,529 - (hums) Carly, this party is so fun. 422 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:20,700 - Yeah. Pearl nailed it. 423 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,002 She knows you, dude. 424 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,738 She... knows... you... 425 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,640 so... well... 426 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,944 inside... and... out. 427 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,148 - Are you buffering? What's happening? 428 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,285 Where's Pearl? Did she leave? 429 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,086 That would ruin everything. Don't tell me she left. 430 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:43,523 - I will not tell you that. (giggles nervously) 431 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,892 - So where is she? 432 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,995 - Technically, she is gone. 433 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,964 That I will tell you. 434 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,833 - Uh... - But... 435 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,336 only because we're shifting 436 00:18:56,436 --> 00:19:00,039 to the second phase of your mystery party: 437 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,910 Case of the missing Pearl. 438 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,513 * Dun, dun, dun! * 439 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,080 * * 440 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,855 - That's right, Detective Bellbottoms. 441 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,358 There's a missing Pearl and it's up to you... 442 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,560 and all of us to find her. 443 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,529 - You didn't invent the rumba. 444 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,497 - Your uncle is not Don Cheadle! 445 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,098 - You've never been knighted! 446 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,402 - You don't play harmonica in a grindcore band! 447 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,240 - So is this mystery a part of the other one or...? 448 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,708 I just need to know if I still have a murdered brother. 449 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,710 Am I in mourning when I look for Pearl? 450 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,513 - Everything's connected. 451 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,716 Hmm, I wonder where she went... and why. 452 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,253 Actually, don't wonder why. 453 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,954 Just find her. 454 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,422 Uh, maybe she's behind the kitchen counter 455 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,558 or under the coffee table. 456 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,460 - Well, I can see from where we're standing 457 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,862 she's not under the coffee table. 458 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,397 You know, this is starting to feel 459 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,065 a lot more like hide-and-seek than a real mystery. 460 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,869 - No. There are clues everywhere. Everywhere. 461 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,805 - Ooh, okay. I get it. 462 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,208 This is fun. Uh, the crows. 463 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,444 I knew they weren't completely pointless. 464 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,713 Crows are birds. - Yes. 465 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,215 - And birds like to fly... 466 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,884 - You are burning hot. 467 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,487 - ...into the studio where Spencer 468 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,188 always leaves the window open. 469 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,524 - I'm trying to see if I can spot Frasier's apartment. 470 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,192 - It is all connected. (laughs) 471 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,195 - To the studio. We'll go how the crow flies. 472 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:32,299 I am having the time of my life! 473 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:37,370 - How does that guy have a girlfriend and we don't? 474 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,306 * * 475 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,674 - You get flipped, and you flip back. 476 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,242 It's a simple concept. 477 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,413 Is our society completely falling apart? 478 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:51,318 - Can your grandma give you a little bit of advice? 479 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,619 - Sure. 480 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,253 - You can't let your relationship 481 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,888 become your whole life. 482 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,624 Take Lewbert and me. 483 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,226 Ah, Lewbie. The one that got away, 484 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,896 came back, seduced me while trying to defraud Carly 485 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,099 of millions, then got away again. 486 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,569 - You're losing the thread, Granny. 487 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,438 - You have to remember, 488 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:15,908 your happiness or sadness is only owned by you. 489 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,044 - Thanks, Grandma B. You're old. 490 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,813 - (gasps) - But you say cool stuff. 491 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,482 (dolphin sound effect) 492 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,116 It's Derek! 493 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,586 Aww, he says sorry, he was helping his grandpa 494 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,356 open a jar of peanut butter. 495 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,925 (sighs) To be a fly on the wall for that gun show. 496 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,395 I have to write him back. 497 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,498 (timer dings) - Oh. 498 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,334 Eh, he can wait till after we frost the cake. 499 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,403 Let him sweat it out a little bit. 500 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,138 Oh, my gosh. He just started using deodorant, 501 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,807 and it's lovely. 502 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,812 - (sighs, sniffs) 503 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,081 - It seems more like a frittata. 504 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,649 - Do we have time to bake another? 505 00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:00,420 - Sure we have the time... but do we have the desire? 506 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,957 - I missed us. 507 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,960 * * 508 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,763 - She's not anywhere. She's not in the studio. 509 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,632 She's not under Spencer's bed. 510 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,401 Or in that weird cage above it. 511 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,038 - Fine. She left. I'm sorry, Freddie. 512 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,607 - How could you let her leave? 513 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:25,044 - Oh, so now Pearl being here is my responsibility too? 514 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,979 You know, I can't do everything. 515 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,548 - What are you talking about? 516 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:33,052 - Pearl wanted to throw you a wet crow party, 517 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,522 and I've been bending over backwards all night 518 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:39,058 to try to give you a birthday you might actually like. 519 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,694 - (sighs) - Yeah. 520 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,362 I think that crow just moved. 521 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,566 - You know, a real one could've flown in here at any time. 522 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,768 We would never know. 523 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,204 - Look, Freddie, I knew you weren't gonna like 524 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:56,142 what Pearl had planned so I just took over. 525 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,011 All I wanted to do was make you happy. 526 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,614 - I appreciate that, Carly, but it's not fair. 527 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,184 Pearl is never going to know me as well as you do. 528 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,090 Oh, Pearl, I'm sorry. I-- 529 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,726 - No, no. It's okay, Freddie. You're right. 530 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:17,096 I'm never going to know you as well as Carly does, 531 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:20,467 because you and Carly are clearly in love with each other. 532 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,908 BOTH: * Happy birthday to you * 533 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,276 MILLICENT: Cha, cha, cha. 534 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,145 BOTH: * Happy birthday to you * 535 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,747 MILLICENT: Cha, cha, cha. 536 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:38,618 BOTH: * Happy birthday, dear Freddie * 537 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:42,421 MILLICENT: * Happy birthday to you * 538 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,826 Cha, cha, cha? 539 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,294 * * 540 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,068 * * 541 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,624 Ooh! 542 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,926 MAN: He hates these cans.