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TOMMY: What's up, lover?
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PAMELA: Hey, baby.
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TOMMY: Fuck, baby,
look at you.
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PAMELA: Hey, baby.
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TOMMY: Holy shit.
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[squeals]
Get in!
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TOMMY: Baby, I love you!
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I love you, lover!
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Fuck.
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TOMMY: Wow, fuck,
you are so hot.
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PAMELA: Baby.
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TOMMY: Baby.
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Yeah.
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PAMELA: Ah, I got it.
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Fuck yes.
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Yes.
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Ah, baby.
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I love you so much--
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TOMMY: Whoa!
PAMELA: [squeals]
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Careful, baby.
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Are you okay?
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Don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY: [yells]
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PAMELA: Yes. [gasps]
TOMMY: [yells]
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PAMELA: Fuck, I love you,
gorgeous.
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["Lock Up Your Heart" playing]
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SINGER: ♪ Won't you lock me ♪
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♪ In your heart ♪
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♪ And throw away the key ♪
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♪ 'Cause
I'll love you forever ♪
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PAMELA: [moans]
Fuck!
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[moaning]
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SINGER: ♪ For eternity ♪
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TOMMY: Oh, fuck.
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PAMELA: [moans]
I wanna fuck you forever.
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[moans]
I love you so much.
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[moaning]
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SINGER: ♪ And love me
tenderly ♪
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I love you.
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[upbeat club music]
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♪ ♪
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CLUB PATRON: Whoo!
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[cheering]
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Girls night!
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[cheering]
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Cheers!
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[laughter]
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Mmm.
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You know what?
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I am done with bad boys.
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Here we go.
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I am, I'm so over
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the fights, the drama.
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I've heard this before.
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PAMELA: You know what I want?
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Like, nice, sweet...
regular guy.
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You know, somebody boring.
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Yeah.
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A doctor, lawyer.
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Yes.
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[sighs] An accountant.
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No, please not an accountant.
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[laughter]
- Okay.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
Wouldn't it be so nice?
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I could just like, stay home,
you know,
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cook dinner, watch a movie.
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Just, you know,
chill on the couch.
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With the dogs.
PAMELA: Yes, with my dog
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and my cute, boring
accountant boyfriend.
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Pammy, girl,
that is so what you need.
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I know, I know.
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These rock stars,
actors are fucking crazy.
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All of 'em.
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God, forget it,
so not worth it.
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I've been telling you that.
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I am done with self-obsessed.
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MELANIE: Yes.
- And I am done
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with high-maintenance.
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ALL: Yes!
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Hallelujah.
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You know what?
From now on,
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bad boys are out,
and good boys are in.
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ALL: [excitedly] Yes!
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To accountants!
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Accountants!
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ALL: Accountants!
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[cheering]
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Let's get shots.
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Tequila.
PAMELA: [gasps] Nope.
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Goldschlager.
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You know what,
the whole fucking club!
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[cheers]
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Whoo!
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[Crystal Waters'
"What I Need" playing]
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SINGER: ♪ I feel my heart
and soul ♪
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♪ I feel the beat ♪
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♪ I wish someone will give me ♪
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♪ What I say, what I say ♪
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♪ What I need, I need ♪
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♪ I need, need, need, yeah ♪
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Compliments
of Pamela Anderson.
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Who?
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Pamela Anderson.
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SINGER: ♪ What I need,
I need, I need ♪
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SINGER: ♪ You are the man ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm ♪
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♪ You are the man ♪
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♪ The one and only man ♪
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♪ That I need, yeah ♪
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Fuck you, Tommy!
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[scoffs]
- Oh, yeah, go, Tommy!
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For what?
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It's just this
work thing.
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Yes, the producers are
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flyin' out a bunch of,
you know,
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syndicators and affiliates
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to this big fancy resort
to schmooze
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and preview the new season.
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And meet Pam Anderson.
[giggling]
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- Yes.
- That too.
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The shit you have to
go through with these guys.
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It's fine.
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[funky music]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Get it ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Come on, now ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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Yes, get me.
[squeals]
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[laughs]
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MELANIE: Girl.
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Yes.
TOMMY: [laughing] Yeah.
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Yes, you come to me!
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TOMMY: Yes!
- Yes!
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[upbeat dance music]
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[giggling]
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[La Bouche's "Be My Lover"
playing]
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♪ ♪
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[glass shattering]
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Opa!
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I'm Greek.
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I'm Pam.
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SINGER: ♪ Be my lover,
wanna be my lover ♪
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[cheering]
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[upbeat dance music]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Looking back on all
the time we spent together ♪
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♪ You oughta know by now
if you wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Go ahead and take your time,
boy, you gotta feel secure ♪
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♪ Before I make you mine,
baby, you have to be sure ♪
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♪ You wanna be my lover,
wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ La da da dee da da da da ♪
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We looked down
and there's this, like,
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long trail of ants
and he just...
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Ants?
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No!
- I shit you not!
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We're, like, yes!
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[laughs]
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Whoo!
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Disgusting!
MELANIE: Gross.
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Hey, I gotta go
drain the main vein.
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[laughing] Okay.
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[upbeat club music]
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MELANIE: Pam.
- Yes, yes, yes, what?
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He is trouble.
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Oh, gosh, will you relax?
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MELANIE: No.
- Melanie, please, Melanie.
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Promise me
you're not gonna date him.
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No, of course I'm not
gonna date him, I'm not.
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Promise.
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I am not gonna date him,
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he's just, you know,
he's just funny is all.
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[gasps] Pammy, no!
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Good boys are in!
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Good boys are in,
good boys are in.
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Good boys are in, I know,
I know that.
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- Okay.
- It's fine.
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I'm not gonna date him.
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Don't date him.
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I am not gonna date him.
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MELANIE: Pinky.
- [giggles]
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[giggles]
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[wheezes]
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I'm okay.
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Really, I'm okay.
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Hey.
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It's a very dangerous lot.
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PAMELA: Oh, yeah, sure.
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TOMMY: Lotta murders.
PAMELA: [laughs]
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I gotta go.
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TOMMY: It's not even 4:00!
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- I know, but--
- I have to see you
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again tomorrow.
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[laughs] It is tomorrow.
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Perfect,
where are we goin'?
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[moans]
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[laughing]
Oh, God, I gotta go.
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I'm, um...
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I'm leaving for work
in a few hours.
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To where?
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Uh, Cancún.
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I fucking love Cancún!
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No, it's for work!
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TOMMY: Not if Tommy's around!
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PAMELA: To--Tommy!
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Tommy, what are you--
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- Hey!
- [yelps]
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I'm comin'.
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Wha--you are not.
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You are not coming.
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Coming's what I do best.
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[sighs]
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- Come on.
- Good night.
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- No, come on, pretty please.
- Tommy.
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- Can I come with you, please?
- Good night, no, no.
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Pretty please
with sugar on top?
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With sugar,
some sprinkles, and a cherry?
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[giggles] No!
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[sighs]
Good night, Tommy.
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[sighs]
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Fine.
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[sobs]
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[chuckling]
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Okay, only under
one condition.
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What?
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[Martha and the Vandella's
"Nowhere to Run" playing]
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♪ ♪
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MARTHA: ♪ Nowhere to run to,
baby ♪
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♪ Nowhere to hide ♪
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[telephone ringing]
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♪ Got nowhere to run to,
baby ♪
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PAMELA: Hey, it's me,
you know what to do.
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TOMMY: ♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪
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♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪
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♪ Tommy Lee and his wiener ♪
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♪ Are fucking coming
to Cancún! ♪
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[groans]
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[telephone ringing]
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MARTHA: ♪ Everywhere I go,
your face I see ♪
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PAMELA: Hey, it's me,
you know what to do.
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TOMMY: Hola, mi amor!
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[speaking Spanish]
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MARTHA: ♪ Nowhere to hide ♪
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TOMMY: Cancún!
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Tommy is coming...
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to Cancún!
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PAMELA: [grunts]
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Do not come.
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TOMMY: Pamela!
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Don't.
TOMMY: I am so stoked.
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Tommy, Tommy.
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TOMMY: Come on,
we're gonna have a blast.
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Do not.
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Come.
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TOMMY:
I'm fucking coming.
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[chuckles] Goodbye, Tommy.
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[bell dings]
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PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
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Welcome aboard Flight 185.
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- You okay?
- Hmm?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
270
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PILOT: ...with your
seatbelts fastened.
271
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Flight attendants,
please prepare for departure.
272
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,713
[Captain & Tenille's
"Feel Like a Man" playing]
273
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:13,553
♪ ♪
274
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,600
TENNILLE: ♪ I'm a woman
who's cried ♪
275
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,519
♪ And I'm a woman
who's lied ♪
276
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,439
♪ But I'm a woman who's tried ♪
277
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,233
♪ And I'm a woman, oh yeah ♪
278
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,986
♪ Who can make you
feel like a man ♪
279
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,987
Hi there, how are you?
280
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,113
Hello, and welcome
281
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,114
to the Ritz-Carlton,
Ms. Anderson.
282
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,532
Thank you.
283
00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,658
These are your keys.
PAMELA: What time
284
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,993
is this thing till?
MELANIE: 6:30.
285
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,119
HOTEL CLERK:
And these were left for you.
286
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,496
PAMELA: [gasps]
287
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,414
Oh, my gosh,
who is this from?
288
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,333
Oh, there's a card, open it.
289
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,002
No, it's probably just a fan.
290
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,170
Come on,
just fucking open it.
291
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,171
Oh, my God.
292
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,256
[whispers indistinctly]
293
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,301
- What does it say?
- I'm opening it.
294
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,512
- Mm-hmm.
- [giggles]
295
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,431
"Here's to a kickass,
unforgettable weekend."
296
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,058
From?
297
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,518
Simon.
298
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,770
And the gang
at ITC Telepictures Worldwide.
299
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,896
Wow.
300
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,939
Beautiful.
301
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,774
[giggling]
302
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,775
Hmm.
303
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,026
[whimsical orchestral music]
304
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,320
EMCEE: Please welcome
Pamela Anderson.
305
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,156
[applause]
306
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,992
[cheers]
307
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:24,749
♪ ♪
308
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,459
Beautiful.
309
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,837
Yes, hi.
310
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,838
How are you?
311
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214
Such a pleasure to meet you.
312
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,715
- How's it going? Hey.
- Ever been to Grand Rapids?
313
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,300
You are massive there.
314
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,302
Fred Acters from KDFI.
315
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,929
Ooh, hi, Fred, nice tie.
316
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,556
It's such
an honor to meet you.
317
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,182
Wow, you're even prettier
in person.
318
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,392
Ooh, firm shake, hi.
319
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,269
JAMES: James Zellner,
Dayton, Ohio.
320
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,478
PAMELA: Oh, God,
there's so many of you.
321
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,563
It's so exciting.
322
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,772
We're gonna have
a fun time tonight.
323
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,315
JAMES: So I have to ask.
324
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,733
PAMELA: Mm-hmm?
JAMES: Is "Baywatch," like,
325
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,818
the best job?
326
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,819
PAMELA: Oh, yeah.
327
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,945
I love it, I get to go
328
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,405
to the beach every day,
it's great.
329
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,781
I understand
you're from Canada.
330
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,949
Yes, I am.
331
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:58,992
I used to work in Calgary.
332
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,243
- Oh, wow.
- CBRT.
333
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,327
JAMES: Got everything
in Calgary.
334
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,620
I hope so.
335
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,330
I was
a station manager up there.
336
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,540
What part are you from?
337
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,708
I'm from Ladysmith.
338
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,792
- Ladysmith.
- Mm-hmm.
339
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,043
Where's that at?
340
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,087
Uh, near Vancouver.
It's pretty small.
341
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,088
BUSINESSMAN: Vancouver.
342
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,131
CIVT,
343
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,382
our sister station.
344
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,050
PAMELA: Ah.
- Tell her the Jerry story.
345
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,844
A really funny story
about their transmitter--
346
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,345
I'm sorry, um, Ms. Anderson,
347
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,805
there's a phone call for you.
348
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,890
He says it's urgent.
349
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,016
Oh, who?
350
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,018
A Mr. Wiener?
351
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,522
A Hugh G. Wiener.
352
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,240
[clears throat]
Excuse me.
353
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491
HOTEL CLERK: Mm-hmm.
354
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,995
Are you crazy?
355
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,622
TOMMY: Kinda, yeah.
356
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,957
[scoffs]
How did you find me?
357
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,334
TOMMY: [scoffs] Easy.
358
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,127
Just call every hotel
in the Cancún area.
359
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,629
Oh, my God.
360
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,297
TOMMY: 93rd time's the charm.
361
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,673
[scoffs] Well...
362
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,841
you do get points for effort,
363
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135
but you are still not
coming down.
364
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,096
TOMMY: You're right.
365
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,806
'Cause I'm already here.
366
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,849
No, you're not.
367
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,935
TOMMY: I'm here!
368
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,186
What?
369
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,354
TOMMY: You don't believe me?
- Shut up.
370
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,813
TOMMY: [yelling] Hear that?
371
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,106
[mariachi folk music]
372
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,609
That's fucking Mexico.
373
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,570
Hey, what's up, amigos?
374
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,656
Yo soy Tommy Lee!
375
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,784
El mucho sexy drummer
de Motley Crue!
376
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,285
[crowd cheering]
Whoo!
377
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,662
[chuckles]
378
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,205
So where are we all
hangin' tonight?
379
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248
We all?
380
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,415
Yeah.
381
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,125
You and your girls
and me and my boys.
382
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,878
Your boys?
383
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,879
TOMMY: Yup.
384
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,214
Come on,
I wasn't gonna come solo.
385
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,757
I didn't want you to think
I was some
386
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,092
crazy psycho stalker.
387
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,010
Huh, wouldn't want that.
388
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,722
So where are we going?
389
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,474
PAMELA:
Tommy, I'm here for work.
390
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,642
One drink.
391
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,310
No. I'm at a thing.
392
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853
And you're bored
out of your skull.
393
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,105
No, I'm not.
394
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,314
You so are.
395
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,399
[scoffs] How do you know?
396
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,487
Kept you on the phone
this long, haven't I?
397
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,322
BUSINESSMAN: Figures
were going out of range, and...
398
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,323
JAMES: Yeah, yeah.
399
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,658
So then he says,
400
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,118
"Well, maybe we could attach
a signal boost."
401
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,119
JAMES: What?
402
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,620
And I'm like, "Jerry,
403
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,122
you couldn't amplify
that sucker enough
404
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,457
to reach Edmonton,
much less Winnipeg!"
405
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,419
[laughter]
406
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,298
I mean, I like the guy.
JAMES: Classic joke.
407
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,382
I'm sorry,
I'll be right back.
408
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,383
BUSINESSMAN: Oh, sure.
409
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,097
MELANIE: This man is a stalker.
410
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,432
[laughs]
He's not a stalker.
411
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,308
He followed you to Mexico
against your wishes.
412
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,269
That is the literal definition.
- Yeah, well, you know,
413
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,353
it's not like
I'll be alone with him.
414
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,855
You guys will be there.
415
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,523
MELANIE: I know how
these things start with you.
416
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,109
Oh, it's not like
I even take him seriously,
417
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,360
I'm just, you know.
MELANIE: [groans]
418
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,653
That's how these things
start with you.
419
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,071
You say you don't
take them seriously,
420
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,781
then you end up dating them
for three years.
421
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,867
Oh, my God,
that is so not true!
422
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,203
MELANIE: Scott Baio.
423
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,204
PAMELA: Fine.
424
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,247
One.
425
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,248
MELANIE: Bret Michaels.
426
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,916
David Charvet.
427
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,127
Oh, Melanie, come on,
I'm so not staying in tonight.
428
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,837
Come on, we can make it
a girls night!
429
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,297
PAMELA: [giggling]
430
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,007
Oh, you know what,
if we go out,
431
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,176
there's gonna be boys,
so it might as well be them.
432
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,719
Them?
433
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,720
PAMELA: Mm-hmm.
434
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,971
Oh, hell no.
435
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,806
PAMELA: [giggles]
- Pam!
436
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,809
[romantic instrumental music]
437
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:17,273
♪ ♪
438
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,777
SINGER: ♪ Don't try
to love me ♪
439
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,031
♪ Just love me ♪
440
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,366
♪ Don't try to hold me ♪
441
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,993
[chuckles]
Look at you.
442
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,536
[giggles]
443
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,998
You are,
without a doubt,
444
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,291
the most fuck--
445
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,251
I'm sorry,
446
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,504
I'm afraid the bar
has a dress code.
447
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,509
I got a shirt and shoes.
448
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344
I see that.
449
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,513
But...
- But what?
450
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,265
Tommy, it's okay.
451
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,683
It's not okay.
[chuckles]
452
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,228
This dude is--
is discriminating me.
453
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,521
Am I not wearing
a shirt and shoes?
454
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,730
[whispering] Oh, dear.
455
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,190
A dress code isn't always
just about
456
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,900
shirt and shoes.
457
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,151
TOMMY: Okay.
458
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,861
Okay, you know what?
459
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,862
Fuck you.
460
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,863
[gasps]
TOMMY: Bro.
461
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,031
Fuck you.
462
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,118
And fuck your,
uh, stuffy-ass bar too.
463
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,495
All right.
464
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,913
Let's go.
465
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,708
I know a way cooler spot.
466
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,085
[69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll"
playing]
467
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,711
SINGER: ♪ Let me see
the Tootsee Roll ♪
468
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,132
- ♪ Yeah, 199
- Quad ♪
469
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,342
♪ 69 Boyz backed up by
the Quad City DJ's ♪
470
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,593
[groans]
471
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,846
♪ One time, cotton candy,
sweetie go ♪
472
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,348
♪ Lemme see the tootsee roll ♪
473
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,724
♪ Come one come all
Tootsee Roll ♪
474
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,893
♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
475
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,311
♪ Here we go, here we go,
Tootsee Roll ♪
476
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522
♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
477
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,023
♪ Yeah, come on Tootsee Roll ♪
478
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,234
♪ Lemme see that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
479
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,610
♪ Get up and roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
480
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,945
♪ And make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
481
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,655
♪ To the left, to the left ♪
482
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,323
♪ To the right, to the right ♪
483
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,242
♪ To the front, to the front ♪
484
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,161
♪ To the back, to the back ♪
485
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,788
♪ Now slide, slide, baby,
slide ♪
486
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,206
♪ Just slide, baby, slide ♪
487
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,125
[cheering]
488
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,501
TOMMY: Yo, gimme an S!
489
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,502
CROWD: S!
490
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,587
Gimme an E!
491
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,255
CROWD: E!
TOMMY: Gimme an X!
492
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,339
CROWD: X!
493
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,841
What's that spell?
494
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,134
CROWD: Sex!
495
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,011
[cheering]
496
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,971
[upbeat club music]
497
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,724
[cheers]
498
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,436
TOMMY: Care for another?
499
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,896
Sure.
[cheering]
500
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,190
Whoo!
501
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,693
What?
502
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,653
[upbeat dance music]
503
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,075
Nice!
504
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,203
Thanks, buddy!
505
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,706
[upbeat dance music]
506
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,041
Whoo!
507
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,502
Yeah!
508
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,379
Thank you!
Thank you!
509
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,840
- You are extremely welcome.
- [giggles]
510
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,801
Ah.
511
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,970
What is that?
512
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,390
Love.
513
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,850
[crowd cheering and chattering]
514
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,393
Cheers.
515
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,563
[Whitney Shay's "Just When
I Thought I'd Seen it All"]
516
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,192
SINGER: ♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪
517
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,906
♪ You came along
to rescue me ♪
518
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,619
♪ You read my writing
on the wall ♪
519
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,875
♪ You found my bottle
in the sea ♪
520
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,380
♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪
521
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,636
♪ I see something beautiful ♪
522
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,807
♪ No greater love
I can recall ♪
523
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,310
[laughter]
524
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812
Whoa.
525
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,189
Oh, my God.
526
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,316
Dude!
PAMELA: [giggles]
527
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,487
You fucking...kidding me?
PAMELA: You like it?
528
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,281
TOMMY: Yes!
529
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,367
[laughs breathlessly]
530
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,494
Whoo!
- [giggles]
531
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162
Oh.
532
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,248
Oh, my God.
533
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791
Oh.
534
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,668
[panting]
535
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,882
Oh, fuck.
536
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,551
Dude.
537
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,594
[panting]
538
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,103
[groans]
539
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,004
Mm.
540
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,340
[belt buckle jingling]
541
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,807
[pants]
542
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,813
[exhales]
543
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,612
Would you like...to meet him?
544
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,075
Yes, I would.
545
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,219
[breathlessly]
He's beautiful.
546
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,222
[Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
playing]
547
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,225
[gentle acoustic music]
548
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:50,981
♪ ♪
549
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,776
SINGER: ♪ Throwin' like a star
in my vast sleep ♪
550
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,321
♪ I opened my eyes
to take a peek ♪
551
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,533
♪ To find that
I was by the sea ♪
552
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,202
♪ Gazing with tranquility ♪
553
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,455
♪ 'Twas then when
the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪
554
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,875
♪ Came singing songs of love ♪
555
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,461
♪ Then when the
Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪
556
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,631
♪ Came singing songs of love ♪
557
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:36,902
♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪
558
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:42,616
♪ ♪
559
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,620
[moans]
Tommy.
560
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,973
TOMMY: I'm...in love.
561
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,225
[whispered]
I think she's the one.
562
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,936
PENIS: [groans]
You really think so?
563
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688
TOMMY: I do.
564
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,398
PENIS: Oh,
I hate those words.
565
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,358
"I do."
566
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,736
TOMMY: [breathlessly]
Sometimes,
567
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,654
they gotta be said.
568
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,658
PENIS: [groans]
Fuck.
569
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,868
TOMMY: What?
570
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,037
Well, we've been
down this road before.
571
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,371
And it never ends well.
572
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,208
[sighs]
573
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,918
This is different.
PENIS: Really?
574
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,294
TOMMY:
She is different.
575
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,796
PENIS: Oh, come on,
they're all different.
576
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,464
You saw her.
577
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,176
She's fuckin'...
578
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,344
perfect.
579
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,470
So is Heather!
580
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,471
Hello?
581
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,680
Heather was...
582
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,723
too conservative.
583
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724
PENIS: Oh.
584
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,725
Pam knows how to have fun.
585
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:50,976
PENIS: [groans]
586
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,144
She can be wild.
587
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,355
We can be wild together.
PENIS: Come on.
588
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,856
I don't have to change
who I am as a person.
589
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,024
PENIS: Tommy, Tommy!
590
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,025
What?
591
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,443
You sound fucking ridiculous.
592
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070
TOMMY: It's just how I feel.
593
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,279
[chuckles]
594
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,114
I'm in love, bro!
595
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,867
PENIS: Sorry,
that's just the E talking.
596
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,662
It's the T.
As in Tommy Lee.
597
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,372
PENIS: Oh, don't do that.
598
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,373
You listen to me,
599
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,666
you have just gotten divorced.
600
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,667
I don't care.
601
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,626
PENIS: We gotta keep this
602
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,503
pussy train rolling!
603
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,171
Do you hear me?
- Sorry, bro,
604
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,381
I'm jumping off.
605
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,840
Come on, what about
Jenny McCarthy?
606
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,842
What about?
607
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842
Guarantee we could fuck her!
608
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,594
Hmm, not interested.
609
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,096
PENIS: Denise
fucking Richards?
610
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,430
You saw her scoping you out at
611
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,015
the Halloween party
at the Playboy mansion.
612
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,016
TOMMY: Pass.
- You're passing
613
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,101
on Denise fucking Richards?
614
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,310
On all of 'em.
615
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,645
Tommy,
you're not thinking clearly.
616
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,313
[whispers]
My thinking is crystal.
617
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,398
Dude.
618
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,524
Do not fuck this up.
619
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,027
Pam...and Tommy.
620
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,821
[chuckles]
PENIS: Don't do this, man.
621
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,990
Do not fucking do this.
622
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,950
[whispers] Forever.
PENIS: [groans] Fuck me!
623
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,249
PAMELA: [moaning] Tommy.
624
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,214
[gasps]
625
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,841
[exhales]
626
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,137
PAMELA: [gasps]
- Let's keep this party goin'.
627
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,179
[breathlessly] Tommy.
628
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,349
Yes, Pamela.
629
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685
[whispered]
I don't do drugs.
630
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,271
[chuckles]
631
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,898
Oh, I mean it,
Tommy, I'm a good girl.
632
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,442
I am, I'm a good Christian girl
633
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277
from small-town Canada.
634
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,363
[laughs]
635
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,532
[gasps]
636
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,618
[moaning]
637
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,954
Yeah.
638
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,667
[quiet music playing]
639
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,503
The body of Christ.
640
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,631
[giggling]
641
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,926
[exhales]
642
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,928
[Nicki French's "Total Eclipse
of the Heart " plays]
643
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,805
SINGER: [vocalizing]
644
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,808
[dance music]
645
00:23:54,808 --> 00:24:00,022
♪ ♪
646
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,025
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
647
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,985
♪ I get a little bit lonely ♪
648
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,196
♪ And you're never
coming 'round ♪
649
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,074
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
650
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,076
♪ I get a little bit tired ♪
651
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,286
♪ Of listening to
the sound of my tears ♪
652
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,206
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
653
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,166
♪ I get a little bit nervous ♪
654
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,126
♪ That the best of
all the years have gone by ♪
655
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,088
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
656
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,340
♪ I get
a little bit terrified ♪
657
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,217
♪ And then I see
the look in your eyes ♪
658
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,804
♪ Turn around,
bright eyes ♪
659
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,681
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
660
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,184
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
661
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,145
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
662
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,857
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
663
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:47,152
♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪
664
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,781
♪ And if you only
hold me tight ♪
665
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,243
♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
666
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,913
♪ And we'll only
be making it right ♪
667
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,957
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪
668
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,377
♪ Together, we can take it
to the end of the line ♪
669
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:07,172
♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all the time ♪
670
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590
♪ All of the time ♪
671
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,219
♪ I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark ♪
672
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,265
♪ We're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪
673
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,059
♪ I really need you tonight ♪
674
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,563
♪ Forever's gonna start
tonight ♪
675
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,856
♪ Forever's gonna start ♪
676
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,859
[upbeat club music]
677
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,403
♪ ♪
678
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,114
She's the one, bro.
679
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,700
ZAKK: Can't even imagine.
680
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,826
Imagine what?
681
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,619
What it must be like
to tap that.
682
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,206
[scoffs]
I know.
683
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,459
It's gonna be mind-blowing.
684
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,253
[laughs]
685
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,421
What?
686
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,048
You haven't fucked her yet?
687
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,758
- Nuh-uh.
- Oh, shit,
688
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,885
what the fuck you been doin'
the last four days?
689
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,596
Just, like, exploring?
690
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,474
Oh, I'm sure it's
fucking amazing, but still.
691
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,017
You gotta hit that.
692
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,518
Oh, I will.
693
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,519
Eventually.
694
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,730
ZAKK: Eventually?
695
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,440
I'm gonna wait.
696
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,816
Till our wedding night.
697
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,235
- Oh, oh.
- Yeah.
698
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,405
♪ ♪
699
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,449
To everlasting love.
700
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,581
SINGER: ♪ There's only
two special things ♪
701
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,001
♪ That you see here ♪
702
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,213
ZAKK: Yo, what're you--
703
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,422
Pamela!
704
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,299
Yes, Tommy?
705
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,510
[chuckles]
706
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,679
You are by far the baddest,
707
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,350
raddest, sexiest, most far-out,
708
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,727
kickass chick
that I've ever met!
709
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,604
Next to you,
710
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,397
Carmen Electra's a hack!
711
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,524
[crowd chuckles]
712
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,276
You make Jenna Jameson
look like a four!
713
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,070
[giggles]
[scattered cheers and laughter]
714
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:57,241
I can think of nothing
that I would rather do
715
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,161
than spend the rest
of my life just
716
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,080
loving the shit out of you!
717
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,457
[chuckles breathlessly]
718
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,126
Pamela...
719
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,128
Yes, Tommy?
720
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,880
[exhales]
721
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,881
[gasps]
722
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,299
zakk: [whispered] Shit.
723
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,930
Would you do me
the insane honor of...
724
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,434
Being my wife?
725
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,398
[breathlessly] Okay.
[giggles]
726
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:34,111
[raucous cheering]
727
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,737
[Len's "Steal My Sunshine"
playing]
728
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,824
[all cheering]
729
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,326
SINGER: ♪ Indulging
in my self-defeat ♪
730
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,871
PAMELA: [squealing]
731
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,540
SINGER: ♪ My mind was thugged,
all laced and bugged ♪
732
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,167
♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪
733
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,627
TOMMY: Hey, señor!
734
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,921
[stutters in broken Spanish]
735
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,339
[stuttering in Spanish] God!
- We're getting married!
736
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,883
A padre?
TOMMY: Sí!
737
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:56,967
Uh, yeah.
738
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427
Yay!
PAMELA: [squeals]
739
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,053
[cheers]
Come on, baby!
740
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,806
Here we go.
Let's go.
741
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,641
♪ ♪
742
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,934
PAMELA: [squeals]
TOMMY: [yells]
743
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,185
SINGER: ♪ If you only say ♪
744
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,645
♪ What you would have done ♪
745
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,439
TOMMY: Pamela!
746
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,523
Yes!
747
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,774
PAMELA: Hi!
748
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,693
TOMMY: Are you a priest?
749
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,861
Sí.
[speaking Spanish]
750
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,571
- [sighs]
- Thank fucking God.
751
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,364
[high-pitched]
Yes!
752
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,408
SINGER: ♪ Making sure I'm not
in too deep ♪
753
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,784
PRIEST:
[speaking Spanish]
754
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,328
SINGER: ♪ If you steal
my sunshine ♪
755
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,497
SINGER: ♪ Keeping versed
and on my feet ♪
756
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416
You may kiss the bride.
757
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,377
[bouncy pop music]
758
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,796
♪ ♪
759
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,673
[all cheering]
760
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,634
SINGER: ♪ I was frying
on the bench slide ♪
761
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,386
♪ In the park
across the street ♪
762
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,056
♪ L-A-T-E-R ♪
763
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,391
[cheers and applause]
764
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,061
SINGER: ♪ My sticky paws were
in to making straws ♪
765
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,355
We're fucking married!
766
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,982
SINGER: ♪ An incredible
eight foot heap ♪
767
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,360
[cheering]
768
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,154
SINGER: ♪ Now the funny glare
to pay a gleaming tare ♪
769
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,740
♪ In a staring under heat ♪
770
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,493
♪ Involved
an under usual feat ♪
771
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,289
♪ And I'm not only among
but I invite ♪
772
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,458
♪ Who I want to come ♪
773
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,838
[Peggy Lee's "That's My Style"
playing]
774
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,298
♪ ♪
775
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,217
I'm gonna service you
for the rest of my life.
776
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,760
SINGER: ♪ That's my style ♪
777
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,136
[squeals]
778
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,390
SINGER: ♪ And I know
when I see it ♪
779
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,685
♪ And I see it and I know it ♪
780
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,313
♪ And I just can't
quite forgo it ♪
781
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,066
♪ He's got that chemistry ♪
782
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,569
♪ That melts me down
and ruins me ♪
783
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,447
♪ Yes ♪
784
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,283
♪ Cut out those engines now ♪
785
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:50,998
♪ And clang those bells
I'm burning while he, yes ♪
786
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,710
♪ That's my style, yes ♪
787
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,005
♪ That's my style,
yes ♪
788
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,757
♪ That's my style ♪
789
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,468
[airplane engine humming]
790
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,434
[whispered]
Fuck.
791
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,352
So, um...
- Mm?
792
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,105
Like, what's
your favorite movie?
793
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,568
Um...
794
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,030
Uh, you mean like,
of all time?
795
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,949
Um, "Pretty Woman."
796
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,159
- Cool.
- Yeah.
797
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,453
I love--I love
romantic movies.
798
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,329
Yeah, you know, like, "Ghost,"
799
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,914
uh, "Sleepless in Seattle."
800
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,833
Mm.
801
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,086
You?
802
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,921
- Favorite movie?
- Yeah.
803
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,923
[chuckles]
Shit, I got a ton.
804
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,760
Um, "Child's Play."
805
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,178
"Nightmare on Elm Street."
806
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,764
Um, "Hellraiser 2,"
"Candyman."
807
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,185
You like the scary stuff.
808
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,936
Yeah, horror, that's my jam.
809
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,938
[chuckles]
810
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,155
What's your favorite food?
811
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,159
French fries.
812
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,328
[chuckles]
813
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,208
I fuckin' love French fries.
814
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,213
[Iggy Pop's "Real Wild Child
Wild One" playing]
815
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,216
[upbeat dance music]
816
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,719
♪ ♪
817
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,222
[reporters clamoring]
818
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:35,519
♪ ♪
819
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,104
Pam, over here.
820
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,605
[overlapping chatter]
821
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,065
REPORTER: Pam!
REPORTER: Pamela!
822
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,150
[reporters clamoring]
823
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,111
[upbeat dance music]
824
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,031
When's the honeymoon?
REPORTER: Pam!
825
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,450
Is it true you just met?
Was it love at first sight?
826
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,077
SINGER: ♪ Gotta dance
like a fool ♪
827
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,122
♪ Got the message that
I've gotta be a wild one ♪
828
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,498
Can we see the ring, Pam?
829
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,959
SINGER: ♪ Ooh, yeah,
I'm a wild one ♪
830
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,713
♪ Gonna break and loose,
gonna keep a-movin' wild ♪
831
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,967
♪ Gonna keep a swingin', baby,
I'm a real wild child ♪
832
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:11,054
[reporters clamoring]
833
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:17,602
♪ ♪
834
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,689
REPORTER: Pam, how long
you guys been together?
835
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,483
♪ ♪
836
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,485
Fuckin' ass.
837
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,823
Fuck you!
PAMELA: Oh, my God, baby.
838
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,616
Oh, my God.
839
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,619
Jesus.
Dude.
840
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,372
You're famous.
841
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,665
PAMELA: No.
842
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,958
No, we're famous.
843
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,877
[both chuckling]
844
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,883
Where we going?
845
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,384
Oh.
846
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,219
[exhales]
You mean,
847
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,972
you mean whose house?
848
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,891
Where we gonna live?
849
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,767
Where do you live?
850
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,768
[clears throat]
851
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,937
Uh, I live in the Hills.
852
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,149
Hollywood Hills above Sunset.
853
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,525
You?
854
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,819
Malibu.
855
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,154
I love Malibu.
856
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,989
Yeah, I got this
857
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,450
fat-ass crib
around the top of a hill.
858
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,826
Actually, you know what?
859
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,745
That's, uh,
timing's perfect
860
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,914
'cause I'm--I'm about to start
this big-ass renovation.
861
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,956
Oh, yeah, you are?
862
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,249
Yeah, we could
renovate together.
863
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,792
I mean, like,
we could custom build
864
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,755
our own little
private...love palace.
865
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,256
Let's live there.
866
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,799
Really?
867
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,259
Yeah.
868
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,260
Yeah!
869
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,930
All right.
[laughs]
870
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,806
Let's do it.
871
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:42,896
TOMMY: Our own fortress
of solitude.
872
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,314
Over there, that'll be, like,
873
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,357
a Zen garden.
874
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,524
- Yeah?
- And there, you know,
875
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,069
a waterfall flowing into,
uh, a koi pond.
876
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,946
You know, just
fucking--super fucking chill.
877
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,906
- So Buddhist.
- Yeah, totally.
878
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,866
Hey, you know
what'd be awesome?
879
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,993
How about a meditation gazebo?
880
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,954
- Snap!
- Yes, you know,
881
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,914
whenever--whenever life
gets too chaotic and stuff,
882
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,499
we can just go in and just...
- Yeah, just pop in.
883
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,084
- We can center ourselves.
- Hop in the koi pond
884
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,168
and chill
your fucking shit out.
885
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,378
[giggles]
You know what,
886
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,545
I've been really
into TM lately.
887
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,381
- I love TM.
- You do, do you practice?
888
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,382
TOMMY: Yeah,
I do it all the time.
889
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,424
Ever since I started,
you know,
890
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,801
I've just been, like,
891
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678
way more chill and ca--
[camera shutters snapping]
892
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:17,264
Hey!
- [gasps]
893
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,349
Hey!
894
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,600
Get the fuck outta here!
- Tommy!
895
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,935
I fucking see you,
motherfucker!
896
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:22,978
Tommy,
what're you doing?
897
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,187
I see you!
898
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,438
Yeah, get
the fuck outta here,
899
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,648
stalker-azzi piece of shit!
900
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,649
Do you wanna get sued?
901
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:28,733
Come on.
902
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,776
Calm down.
- We should be suing him!
903
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,319
For invasion of privacy!
904
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,320
It's okay, it's okay.
905
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,323
'Scuse me.
'Scuse me.
906
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,204
- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm Lonnie.
907
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,372
The contractor,
we talked on the phone.
908
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,541
Oh!
909
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,544
Right on.
910
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,878
Uh, so meet the crew,
911
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,255
uh, this is Vinny.
912
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,673
Electrical.
TOMMY: 'Sup?
913
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,800
LONNIE: Dennis, plumbing.
- Right on.
914
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,884
Rand, carpentry.
915
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,885
Nice to meet you, man.
916
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,886
TOMMY: You too.
917
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,555
RAND: Oh wow,
cool tat.
918
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,265
It's a pentacle.
919
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,683
Uh, pentagram.
920
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:02,809
That's a pentacle.
921
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,144
Pentagram's
any five-pointed star.
922
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,104
The circle actually
makes it a pentacle.
923
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,231
You know, it's funny, most
people associate the pentacle
924
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,899
with Neo-Paganism
and witchcraft,
925
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,694
but it has its roots
in ancient Hebrew scripture.
926
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,904
The Israelites believe
that the pentacle was
927
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,573
the first of the Seven Seals.
928
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:17,991
You know,
the amulet that represents
929
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,993
the seven secret names of God?
930
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,747
I just think it looks
kinda badass.
931
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,582
[chuckles]
932
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,167
LONNIE: Anyway,
we shouldn't be here for long,
933
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,335
we just wanna do
a quick walkthrough
934
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,919
with the guys, you know, uh,
935
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,212
go through
your architect's plans.
936
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,756
Yeah, cool beans.
937
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,965
You guys do your thing.
938
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,508
If you need me,
I'll be right upstairs.
939
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,885
All right, hey.
940
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,553
Oh!
941
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,681
Yeah,
there might be...some changes.
942
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,724
Changes?
943
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,725
Yeah, I'm gonna switch up
944
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,726
the ol' concept a bit.
945
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,270
No more bachelor pad 3000.
946
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,563
New concept,
947
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,731
love deluxe.
948
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,776
- Love deluxe?
- I got married!
949
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,319
You did?
Who's the lucky lady?
950
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,862
- Oh, man.
- Oh.
951
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,114
Hey, boys.
952
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,158
TOMMY:
Pamela fucking Anderson!
953
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,952
PAMELA: [squeals]
Babe, stop!
954
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,579
Stop it, babe,
my Rice Krispies!
955
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,375
[indistinct speech over TV]
956
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,001
Have you decided yet?
957
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,586
TOMMY: Mm!
958
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:12,670
Hell yeah!
959
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,922
- No, God, no!
- Oh, yeah.
960
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:14,923
- Tommy, no, Tommy, gimme!
- Nope!
961
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,174
Mm-mm.
962
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,384
- Gimme that, please,
- Come on!
963
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,468
- God, no!
- Hey!
964
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,594
No, no, no, no, no!
965
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,596
- Come on!
- No, God, stop.
966
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,889
I can't watch myself.
967
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:23,890
No.
- Why?
968
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,141
Why not?
969
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,226
What?
970
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,435
I don't know, it's just--
971
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,521
I'm so much better in my head.
972
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,980
I--I get self-conscious,
I can't.
973
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,441
That's crazy.
You literally--
974
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,818
look at you,
you have nothing
975
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,194
to be self-conscious about,
976
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,321
especially not your...acting.
977
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:39,656
[scoffs]
978
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,865
You think I'm a good actor?
979
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,159
[crunches fry]
Uh, totally.
980
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,285
You can do anything.
981
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,331
Drama, comedy,
fuckin'...Shakespeare.
982
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,375
Mm-hmm.
983
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,210
[chuckles]
984
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,465
[laughs]
Okay, well, how about that?
985
00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,676
TOMMY: Totally.
PAMELA: Yeah?
986
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,678
- 100%.
- Oh, my God, I would love
987
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,973
to fuck you in space.
[sighs]
988
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,141
[gasps]
989
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,767
Oh, my God!
990
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,395
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
I haven't seen this in years!
991
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,522
[gasps and squeals]
992
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,524
The fuck is this?
993
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,984
You haven't seen
"The King and I"?
994
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,277
How?
995
00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,445
- I--
- Oh, my God, this is
996
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,405
one of my
all-time favorite movies.
997
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,990
- Eh.
- [giggles]
998
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,033
[indistinct TV audio]
999
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,535
Who's the chick?
1000
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,245
The chick--that's Anna.
1001
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,622
That's Anna.
That's Anna!
1002
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,623
TOMMY: Okay.
- She's--okay, so she
1003
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,624
was sent to Siam
1004
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,251
and she's--her job there
1005
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,795
is to teach English
to the king's children.
1006
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,381
And...yeah.
1007
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,799
How many fucking kids he got?
1008
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,593
[snorts]
A lot.
1009
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,719
[chuckles]
1010
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,430
Dude needs
to slap on a Jimmy hat.
1011
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,725
[sighs]
1012
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,561
Oh, I can't wait to be a mom.
1013
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,274
I can't wait to knock you up.
1014
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,151
[giggling]
1015
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:02,405
Oh, your tits pregnant,
that's gonna be insane.
1016
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,115
[giggling]
1017
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,700
Have you got a big one?
1018
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,410
[whispered]
You know I do.
1019
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,037
[chuckling]
1020
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,788
I mean family.
1021
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,500
Oh, that.
1022
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,544
Mm, do you have
any...siblings?
1023
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,839
- One sister.
- Thanks, baby.
1024
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,135
- Athena.
- Is she older or younger?
1025
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,846
- Uh, two years younger.
- Yeah, you close?
1026
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,389
Extremely.
Super.
1027
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,017
Super?
Does she have kids?
1028
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,561
Two.
Tobi and Miles.
1029
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,938
They're the fuckin' bomb.
1030
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,356
Yeah?
TOMMY: Mm.
1031
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,399
[chuckles]
Those two little maniacs,
1032
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,609
they crack my shit up.
1033
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,735
How old are they?
1034
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,071
Uh, Tobi is...four,
1035
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,113
and Miles is two.
1036
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:47,450
They must love
their Uncle Tommy.
1037
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,244
- Dude, we go hard.
- [laughs]
1038
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,453
You think
I'm a madman in the club,
1039
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,497
you should see me on
a fucking teeter-totter.
1040
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,290
[giggles]
1041
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,084
[sighs]
1042
00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,255
I fucking love you, Tommy Lee.
1043
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,634
ANNA: Yes,
I like you very much.
1044
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,594
[gasps]
Oh, my God.
1045
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,471
I love this bit.
1046
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,597
ANNA: It's a very
1047
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,641
ancient saying.
- "Ancient saying.
1048
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,060
"True and honest thought...
1049
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,230
"that if you become a teacher,
1050
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,149
by your pupils,
you'll be taught."
1051
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,778
♪ As a teacher,
I've been learning ♪
1052
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,574
♪ You'll forgive me
if I boast ♪
1053
00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:31,744
♪ And I've now become
an expert ♪
1054
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,580
♪ On the subject--♪
[chuckles]
1055
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,832
♪ I like most ♪
1056
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,333
[chuckles]
1057
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,210
ANNA: Getting to know you.
- "Getting to know you."
1058
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,754
[laughs]
1059
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,965
♪ Getting to know you ♪
1060
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,552
♪ Getting to know
all about you! ♪
1061
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:52,015
♪ Getting to like you ♪
1062
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,559
♪ Getting to hope
you like me! ♪
1063
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,519
- [chuckles]
- [giggles]
1064
00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,064
- [jokingly sobs]
- ♪ Getting to know you ♪
1065
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:05,361
♪ Putting it my way,
but nicely! ♪
1066
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,239
♪ You are precise ♪
Wait for this--
1067
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,450
♪ My cup of tea! ♪
1068
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,784
[laughs]
- Yeah!
1069
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,785
So English.
1070
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,078
TOMMY: Yes!
1071
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,955
[both slurring]
♪ Getting to know you ♪
1072
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,750
♪ Getting to be
free and easy ♪
1073
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,335
Easy!
1074
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,711
[giggles]
1075
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,255
♪ When I am with you ♪
- With you.
1076
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,548
♪ Getting to know
what to say ♪
1077
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,050
What to say.
1078
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,427
[laughing]
1079
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,013
♪ Haven't you noticed ♪
- Noticed.
1080
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,392
♪ Suddenly I'm bright
and breezy ♪
1081
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:41,648
♪ Because of all
the beautiful and new ♪
1082
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,777
♪ Things I'm learning
about you ♪
1083
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:51,324
♪ Day by day ♪
- Day by day.
1084
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,242
♪ ♪
1085
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,911
♪ Getting to know you ♪
1086
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,205
[yelling off-tune]
Getting to know you!
1087
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,207
ANNA: ♪ All about you ♪
- ♪ Learn all about you ♪
1088
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,292
- ♪ About you! ♪
- Oh, my God.
1089
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,962
I've discovered
a whole new side of you.
1090
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,839
♪ To hope you like me ♪
1091
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:07,840
[laughs]
1092
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,676
I should've taped it.
1093
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:10,927
[gasps]
1094
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,553
I could've blackmailed you
for millions!
1095
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,097
This better stay
our little secret.
1096
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,390
Tommy Lee,
1097
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,808
Motley Crue drummer,
1098
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,976
secret lover of musicals!
1099
00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,103
Don't you dare.
1100
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,312
Oh, baby, I'm daring,
1101
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,480
you try me.
1102
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,107
You try me!
- Oh, oh, I'll try you!
1103
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,650
That's right.
I'll try you.
1104
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,693
Remember that.
- [laughing]
1105
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,736
Assume the position.
1106
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:29,904
No!
1107
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,988
[yelling] Come here,
cave woman!
1108
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,490
[laughs]
1109
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,491
[squeals]
- Yeah!
1110
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,742
Oh, you're not gonna fly
1111
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,910
with this in your mouth!
PAMELA: [laughing]
1112
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,161
No, oh, my God!
- No way!
1113
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,204
No way!
1114
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,455
Whoo!
- All right, all right!
1115
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,957
All right,
it'll be our little secret!
1116
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,209
CHORUS: ♪ Haven't you noticed ♪
1117
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:47,880
♪ Suddenly I'm bright
and breezy ♪
1118
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,340
♪ Because of all ♪
1119
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,425
[both moaning]
1120
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,302
♪ The learning about you ♪
1121
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:59,559
♪ Day by day ♪
1122
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,565
[bouncy rock music]
1123
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:10,278
♪ ♪
1124
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:14,657
SINGER: ♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world ♪
1125
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:18,453
♪ I didn't know what
made the world go round ♪
1126
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,749
♪ But now
I'm diggin' me the sound ♪
1127
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:26,586
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
1128
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,548
♪ I'm high,
I'm buzzing with the bees ♪
1129
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,552
♪ A cousin of the birds
and bees and mine ♪
1130
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:38,181
♪ And while
we're livin' till we die ♪
1131
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,934
♪ Let's fly in rhythm
with the world ♪
1132
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,353
♪ Listen to babies ♪
1133
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,564
♪ Whenever they cry ♪
1134
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,859
♪ They'll be laughin'
when you next pass by ♪
1135
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,278
♪ Listen to lovers ♪
1136
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,363
♪ Whenever they sigh ♪
1137
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,867
♪ That's the rhythm
of the world ♪
1138
00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:02,038
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
1139
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,666
♪ I didn't know what made
the world go round ♪
1140
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,837
♪ But now
I'm diggin' me the sound ♪
1141
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:13,382
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
1142
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,968
♪ Well, listen
to your cities ♪
1143
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,012
♪ Big, busy, and strong ♪
1144
00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,598
♪ Every city has its own... ♪