1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:39,205 (RELAXING SONG PLAYING) 4 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:46,338 (MELVIN VOICEOVER) Some might say we’re becoming a world without sentiment... 5 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,717 ...a world that’s lost its magic. 6 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:59,059 (MELVIN VOICEOVER) Everything is known at the tap of a button. 7 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,895 Everything we could possibly want is readily available. 8 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,486 And yet, we’ve never been more disconnected from one another. 9 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,165 (MELVIN VOICEOVER) I’d argue that, with all of our airs and graces, 10 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,127 all of our pompous dressing up of the truth, 11 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,588 what we yearn for most is right next to us. 12 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,009 But we’re unable to remain still enough to reach out 13 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,094 and ask for its loving comforts. 14 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,600 (MELVIN VOICEOVER) We’re so close to it, that magic, everything we’ve wanted. 15 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,020 That feeling creeps in. 16 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:51,028 And we feel alone, petrified even. 17 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:01,330 (MELVIN) "Despite all evidence of past pains previously learned, 18 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:05,167 despite life telling us magic is not real, 19 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:09,588 it whispers to us to try again." 20 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:14,926 Percy looks to Atlantis, embracing for their final kiss. 21 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,681 (DAVE CHUCKLES) 22 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,016 What do you think? 23 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:24,561 -(DAVE) What am I gonna say? It's great. -That's right. 24 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,022 It’s a bit wordy for my taste, but you’re British. 25 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,816 You’re born with a dictionary attached to your ass. 26 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,319 -(BOTH LAUGH) -Now, say Merry Christmas, Dave. 27 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,196 -Happy holidays, Dave. -Happy holidays. 28 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,865 (DAVE) I just got you on the biggest morning show in the UK, 29 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,909 on the hottest book sale day of the year, 30 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,328 so you can promote "Voyage to Atlanta." 31 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,455 -"Voyage to Atlantis". -Right. 32 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:44,992 I dunno, mate. I... 33 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,595 A London Christmas sounds like a bit of a nightmare to me. 34 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,713 Let’s do Good Morning America instead. 35 00:02:52,188 --> 00:02:56,760 Listen, you want it all, right? You got to sell you, Melvin McKenzie, 36 00:02:56,927 --> 00:03:01,306 the young, Black British writer who's becoming an international success. 37 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,642 Ahh, bitch! I'm telling! 38 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,979 Jesus! Do you really need to say bitch a hundred times at work? 39 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,856 Oh, don’t get brand new just 'cause you got a proper British boo. 40 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,526 A little Idris Elba. (LAUGHS) 41 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:17,364 You must not swear, darling-- Wrong! 42 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,575 Look, if he wanted himself some boring ass tea-and-crumpets chick, 43 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,411 he would’ve stayed his ass in England. 44 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:26,164 Instead he got you. And this! (LAUGHS) 45 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,501 You cannot say a word. 46 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,545 I am not ready for anyone to know about this, 47 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,798 especially not one around here, so... 48 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,759 Ready? You was ready when you was hopping that Georgia peach 49 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,636 on that English flag, talking about... 50 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,430 America 51 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:45,475 Sweet America 52 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,104 -Chantelle.-I put his baby in me 53 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,648 -Are you serious? -Chantelle. 54 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,579 -(BRENDA) Lisa... -Yes, Brenda? 55 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:56,608 (LISA SIGHS) 56 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,868 (CHANTELLE ON THE PHONE) Peter Jackson? Oh, girl! 57 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:06,496 (LISA) But a year in New Zealand? I can't have a baby in New Zealand. 58 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,291 (CHANTELLE ON THE PHONE) What you mean? This is huge. 59 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:13,003 The studio will probably give you a nanny and a day care. 60 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:18,508 (SOFT R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 61 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,902 "Voyage to Atlantis." 62 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,529 This one’s special, baby. I can feel it. 63 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,824 Oh! 64 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,747 (LISA) Oh. 65 00:04:54,056 --> 00:04:56,768 (BAND PLAYING SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC) 66 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,050 Oh, my God. 67 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,439 Baby... 68 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,360 I wanna be living 69 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,780 For the love of you 70 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,159 And all that I’m giving 71 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,289 Is for the love of you 72 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,797 Voice needs some work, but, um... what do you think? 73 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,633 (CHUCKLES) 74 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,427 (RETCHES) 75 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,304 (LISA RETCHES) 76 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:49,016 Oh, my God! 77 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,269 -(MELVIN) you okay in there? -No! 78 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,108 Baby, I am so sorry. 79 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:01,612 -I... I am just so, so sorry. -(MELVIN) Aw, don't apologise. 80 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,699 You only ruined the world’s best proposal with bad sushi belly. 81 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,200 (LISA WHIMPERS, SOBS) 82 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,077 (MELVIN CHUCKLING) 83 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:11,204 (MELVIN) Oh, are you okay? 84 00:06:12,641 --> 00:06:13,373 -(LISA WHIMPERS) -Mm, I’m joking. 85 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,461 (MELVIN) Listen, we could try again when I get back from London. 86 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,713 Wait, you’re going to London? 87 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,426 My agent says it’s essential to promote this bloody book. 88 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,846 So, just... You’re going to London 89 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,307 during the holidays. You just proposed to me. 90 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,977 It’s the perfect opportunity for me to meet your family, but you’re not inviting me 91 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,980 -to come and meet your family? -I don’t even want to see my family. 92 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,399 Now's not the time to bring them into what we’ve got, 93 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,735 especially if we want to enjoy it. 94 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,780 If not now, then- when, baby? -(SIGHS) 95 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:47,950 Wait, hold on. Is this about that, um... 96 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:51,411 that Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing? Um... 97 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,205 The same Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing 98 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,958 that’s a post-Christmas tradition for the McKenzie family? 99 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,125 Well... 100 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,920 Ooh, the same Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing 101 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,381 where your parents announced their divorce 102 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,841 and you fled to America? 103 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,719 I wouldn’t say fled. I’d say chance at a new life. 104 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,847 Huh. Yeah, okay, I’m gonna skip it. 105 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:14,810 No, no, no, babe, listen. I’m being stupid. 106 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:19,314 I’ve met your family. They are lovely. You should definitely meet my family. 107 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:24,820 It's just... I left things a bit... funked. 108 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,448 Funked? Very cute. 109 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,661 But with your wonderful Southern charm, 110 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,831 you may be able to save my life, so please come, yes? 111 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,208 -Oh, come on, don't make me beg. -Yeah. 112 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,503 -I’m begging you. I’m begging you. -(LAUGHS) 113 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,883 Smart move, Mr. McKenzie. 114 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,470 Mrs. McKenzie. 115 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,515 -Uh, let’s pause on that. -(LISA) What? 116 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,309 I wanna try again. 117 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,394 You think you can beat that beautiful proposal 118 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,354 you gave downstairs with a band and shit. 119 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,897 I want it to be perfect. 120 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,358 (SIGHS) Perfect fucks itself. 121 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,695 It will be perfect, okay? 122 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,114 So for now, young lady, that is my ring. 123 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,783 If you don't mind putting it back in it’s expensive-ass box, 124 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,369 the little section you gave me, thank you very much. 125 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,581 -(LISA LAUGHING) -There you go. Look at you, though. Mmm! 126 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:21,752 Oh, so is this what being your wife is gonna be like? 127 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,919 Fun, isn’t it? 128 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,340 -(PHONE DINGS) -(MELVIN SIGHS) Oh, babe. 129 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,425 You said you had a something to tell me? 130 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:32,387 Oh, uh... It's nothing. Night, baby. 131 00:08:32,892 --> 00:08:33,930 See you in the future. 132 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,399 -What you saying, Ali?-We doing nicknames now, yeah? 133 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,194 -Sorry, sorry Alison.-Ali’s cute. Where are you? 134 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,863 Just doing a little Christmas shopping and things. 135 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,740 Better not be spending your money on me. 136 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,377 Hey! Now watch how a big man spends their money, understand? 137 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:55,920 Hey! 138 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:59,007 What you doing blowing kisses to my missus on the 'gram, fam? 139 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:02,260 What you talking about? What, Alison? Oh, yeah, I liked a few pics. 140 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:04,554 -What’s the matter with that? -A few pics? 141 00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:08,057 Big man, I'm seeing roses and heart eyes and smiley faces. 142 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:12,145 And wagwan for the eggplants. Wait, cuz. Do you think I'm an idiot? 143 00:09:12,312 --> 00:09:14,439 She’s a pretty lady. I was showing her support. 144 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,275 -Furthermore, I swear you're not together-- -Hey! 145 00:09:18,443 --> 00:09:22,822 My things are my things forever and ever. 146 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,908 Amen. 147 00:09:25,074 --> 00:09:27,452 Wait, mandem. Back up. Back up, back up, back up. 148 00:09:27,619 --> 00:09:30,022 What you saying? You're trying to fight me? 149 00:09:30,381 --> 00:09:31,998 -What's going on? -I haven’t said anything. 150 00:09:32,165 --> 00:09:36,544 But if I was to bring up two things, I wouldn’t refer to Alison as a "thing," 151 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:39,714 and secondly, Black on Black crime has to end somewhere. 152 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:43,509 -This guy's taking the piss, fam. -(JOSEPH LAUGHS) Bro, do you-- 153 00:09:43,676 --> 00:09:45,762 Hey! Joseph, Joseph. Wait! 154 00:09:45,929 --> 00:09:48,056 It wasn’t me, all right? It wasn’t me. 155 00:09:49,599 --> 00:09:52,435 My eggplant hit the like button. 156 00:09:52,602 --> 00:09:55,355 -(GRUNTING) -(CHUCKLES) 157 00:09:55,521 --> 00:09:57,899 (SPIRITED MUSIC PLAYING) 158 00:09:59,192 --> 00:10:00,193 Stop! Please! 159 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:07,700 -Answer your phone, man. -(WHISPERS) What? 160 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:10,370 (JOSH SCREAMING) I... need... your... 161 00:10:10,537 --> 00:10:15,625 Help! 162 00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:24,008 -What's up, Big Batty? -Shut up, man! 163 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:26,761 This is about Alison, isn’t it? I told you this would happen! 164 00:10:29,973 --> 00:10:31,683 -(JOSH) Hey! -Ohh... 165 00:10:31,849 --> 00:10:34,852 -All right, I got you. -Okay. 166 00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:38,731 Joshua? Jermaine? What the backside? 167 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:40,441 -I'm sorry, Mum. -You trying kill me? 168 00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:43,361 -Auntie, we're sorry. -Why are running like that? 169 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:52,495 Oh, this is... my friend. 170 00:10:52,662 --> 00:10:54,330 -(JERMAINE) Hi. -Hi, Richard. 171 00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:57,208 -You must be Joshua. -Josh. 172 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,252 Pleased to meet you, Josh. 173 00:11:01,465 --> 00:11:05,608 So you guys have finally come to help me with rehearsals? 174 00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:08,136 Your sister was meant to help me. Where is she? 175 00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:10,138 I don't know, probably babysitting a singer. 176 00:11:10,305 --> 00:11:12,849 Yo, your brother was dumb, though. Gigi is the thing. 177 00:11:13,016 --> 00:11:15,018 Okay, grab some books 178 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,979 and start putting up some of the decorations. 179 00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:19,856 Christmas is days away. 180 00:11:20,023 --> 00:11:21,441 -Ouch! -Got ya! 181 00:11:21,608 --> 00:11:24,193 Naomi, Stewart, stop it! Excuse me. 182 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,530 (RICHARD) Come here, come here. Why are you fighting? 183 00:11:28,932 --> 00:11:30,742 So... (CLEARS THROAT) 184 00:11:30,909 --> 00:11:33,453 Will Dick be joining us at this year’s Boxing Day party? 185 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:36,748 Yeah, we thought it wasn't gonna happen since you and Uncle Bilal broke up. 186 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:38,333 Well, it’s time to revive it. 187 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:41,336 Family's family, despite our issues. Yeah? 188 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:43,296 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 189 00:11:43,463 --> 00:11:46,382 Oh, no! Not Santa. Call your sister! 190 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,540 Well, call again, please. 191 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,960 (CONCIERGE) I’m sorry, Miss Pocahontas is not answering. 192 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,830 All right, just give me the key. 193 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,540 (CONCIERGE) Sorry, we have a policy. Miss Pocahontas is not-- 194 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:59,920 Okay, stop with the dead Miss Pocahontas talk, yeah? You sound tapped. 195 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:01,970 Her name is Georgia, and she’s gonna be late 196 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:05,180 for her press day at your hotel because some dickhead wasn’t smart enough 197 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:08,680 to cover his tracks and another bored dickhead--you-- 198 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,860 won’t give her assistant the key to go and check on her safety. 199 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:15,030 -Oh, my God, have you checked on her safety? -Her safety, ma’am? 200 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,280 I warned you she was not in a good mental place. 201 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:20,700 And now you’re refusing me to go and check on a woman. What-- 202 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,490 Is this a male dominance thing? 203 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,540 -I assure you, it's not-- -Okay! 204 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,370 Okay. Oh, my God! 205 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:31,380 You’re gonna be the guy responsible for a broken-hearted pop singer’s fatality. 206 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,210 At Christmas time as well! 207 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,170 Please just... 208 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,590 -Take the key. -(BOOBSY) Thank you. 209 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:43,430 Next time, hurry up. That was way too much work. 210 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,980 Georgia? 211 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,320 (BOOBSY SIGHS) 212 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,240 -Georgia. -(GEORGIA) Hmm? 213 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:03,870 Can you look at me? 214 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,540 (BOOBSY) Bruv, are you mad? Everyone is on your side. 215 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:10,080 Online, the blogs, even them racist newspapers. 216 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,000 Here, listen. 217 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:17,050 "Gangster Love Rat, Ian Gorgeous, Just Lost His Mind and the Jackpot." 218 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,930 See? And here, comments from the Shade Borough. 219 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,390 "We love you, Georgia! Keep your head up, girl. 220 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,850 Literally, keep your head up. 221 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,690 pretty girls have had no reason to learn the head game 222 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,650 Ian was getting from them Miami things. 223 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,240 -Hashtag... -Finish it! 224 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,110 "Hashtag, good sloppy keeps the cocky." Are they mad? 225 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,490 -I can’t give sloppy. -(BOOBSY) Georgia! 226 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,950 -Bun da mandem. -Bun da mandem? 227 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,660 Bun da mandem Bun da mandem 228 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,580 Bun da mandem 229 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,750 Oh, you’re so stupid! 230 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,550 Come on, Gigi, man. You’re lucky. 231 00:13:56,710 --> 00:14:01,180 You’re living your dreams. The world loves you, thinks you’re buff. 232 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,550 -Am I not buff? -You’re all right, but a lighty. 233 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,510 -They push lighties. -You’re out of order. 234 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,640 Maybe if you did keep the Nigerian gap tooth, 235 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:10,770 you’d have a bit more culture, but you’re just light-skinned. 236 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,360 -Oi! -Because, bruv, just any like lighty! 237 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,070 With your Brazilian curl! 238 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,490 (BOTH SCREAMING) 239 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,870 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -Ooh! 240 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,240 Come here. (PANTS) 241 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,210 Why do I keep you around? 242 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,880 -(CHUCKLES) -Because you love me. 243 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,920 -And because I tell you the truth. -True. 244 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,260 So what am I gonna do? 245 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,560 (BOOBSY LAUGHS) 246 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,350 (GEORGIA) What are you doing? 247 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,070 Pfft! 248 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,610 Mash-up a wasteman. 249 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,280 Are you serious? 250 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,450 Okay. Whoo! 251 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,490 (LAUGHS) Madam... 252 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,950 Oh, I love you. 253 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,120 -(BOOBSY) Let's go. -(BOTH SCREAM) 254 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,250 Oh, baby, London's gonna be so magical. 255 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,670 I mean, it’s all right. It’s not all tea and crumpets. 256 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,880 -Miserable most of the time. -Damn, Scrooge. 257 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,130 I thought you were excited to take me to the city where you the man. 258 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:27,430 (IMITATING MELVIN) I... (CLEARS THROAT) wrote a cult classic film back in 2017. 259 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,560 (LAUGHS) 260 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,230 Oh, come to find out that this face was just a little daytime soap star. 261 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,480 -Listen, man is the man back home. -Oh, yeah. 262 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,020 -Yeah? I’m marrying a bad boy, huh? -That's right. 263 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,740 That's what I’m in for for the next 20 years? 264 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,110 Twenty years? 265 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,570 Baby, we live in Hollywood. I wouldn't be surprised if, in our fifties, 266 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,450 we were headed towards an expensive divorce. 267 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,080 Listen, I’m not getting married just to get divorced. 268 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,460 Well, if you have my child, 269 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,420 then you really have the winning chip. 270 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,670 (BABY STARTS CRYING) 271 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,680 -You want us to have one of those? -Baby... 272 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,390 They ruin life! 273 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,430 Do you know my dad's got one? Sixty years old and got a one-year-old. 274 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,100 Nah. Irresponsible men having children is a flop. 275 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,640 (SCOFFS) 276 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,980 -Where you going? -To the bathroom. I feel sick. 277 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:22,480 -Babe-- -No, no, you’re making me sick. 278 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,490 -Babe, just-- -Apologise now. 279 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,700 -I’m sorry. -No, not to me, Melvin. 280 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,660 (SCOFFS) 281 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,750 (INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY) 282 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,980 You still mad at me? 283 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,560 It’s been eleven hours, man. We’re in the city of dreams, mate. 284 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,310 Enjoy. 285 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,710 All right, well, as the future wife of a very important writer, 286 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,700 I thought I'd tell you before the paparazzi catch your face looking like butt, like... 287 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,580 -(CHUCKLES) -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 288 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,990 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 289 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,910 Oh, wow. Okay, you weren't kidding. 290 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,420 Uh... I can't... 291 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,050 Yo! I think that’s for me, big man. 292 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,010 Ian. 293 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,840 -Name’s Gorgeous, bro. -I’m not calling you Gorgeous, mate. 294 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,890 Why not? We're in a new world. 295 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,430 A man can call a man Gorgeous and still be manly, right? 296 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,230 I’m all right. 297 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,810 Anyway, who’s the beautiful lady? 298 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,480 Hi, I’m Lisa. 299 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,770 -Lisa. Gorgeous. -(LISA LAUGHS) 300 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,570 You know, I caught your performance at the VMAs. 301 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,950 It was very impressive. You got real acting jobs. 302 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,200 -For real? -Yeah. I'm a casting agent in L.A. 303 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,370 -Got an eye for this sort of thing. -That's dope. Thank you so much. 304 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,620 -So how do you two know each other? -We share a common history. 305 00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,080 -He knows one of my ex-girlfriends. -Basically, we share the same type. 306 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,750 -Ha! This guy's a fool. -(PAPARAZZI) How’s your missus doing 307 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,510 -after the tape leaked? -Babe, do you mind finding the driver? 308 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,050 -Okay, sure. -Thank you. 309 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,640 Well, it's a pleasure meeting you, Gorgeous. 310 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,890 His name’s Ian. 311 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,720 Pleasure. 312 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:19,020 See you got you a little American ting, huh? 313 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,520 So I got to ask you, which ones do it better? 314 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,610 How's Georgia? What's this type thing? 315 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,520 This guy. Man, you don’t got to worry about Georgia no more. 316 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,760 She's rich, bro. That's how she's doing. 317 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,910 And she can thank you for that whole melancholy debut. 318 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,200 Shit, she even more famous than the both of us now. 319 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,580 -(PAPARAZZI) I see Gorgeous. -Let's get this picture. 320 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,960 -Thank you, mate. One more. -Come on, man. 321 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,340 -Another one? -There you go. Soak it up. 322 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,750 (PHONE DINGS) 323 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,430 (GIRL) Oh, my God, is that Georgia? 324 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 325 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,600 (GIRL) You got cheated on by that guy Gorgeous, bro. 326 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,930 I am a rose in a garden. 327 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,640 (GURU VOICE) A pretty rose. 328 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,230 A very pretty rose. 329 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,110 (GURU VOICE) Nothing can break your peace. 330 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,030 Nothing can break my-- 331 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,070 (PHONE RINGS) 332 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,450 Nothing can break-- 333 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,780 (PHONE RINGS) 334 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,660 Hello! 335 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,750 -Did you know Melvin was in London? -What? 336 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,580 And he’s posing with Gorgeous. 337 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,420 You got to stop lying to that guy, bro. He’s bareback ugly. 338 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,460 You’re getting distracted. Melvin is in London! 339 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,050 (SHOUTS) Mum?! 340 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,430 (BOOBSY) Mum?! 341 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,390 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 342 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,850 (BOOBSY) Shirley McKenzie. 343 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,810 (KNOCKS) Hello? 344 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:45,060 Okay, okay. This is why I’ve got affection issues in my romantic relationships, 345 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,190 because you and dad ignored me growing up. 346 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,480 Aretha! Who's dead? 347 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,780 Did you know Melvin was back in London? 348 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:57,120 -Melvin’s back in London? -Go away! Fuck. 349 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,410 Don’t smile, Mum. Don’t smile, yeah? 350 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:02,040 His bougie ass is on the internet posing with that dickhead 351 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,500 Georgia was going out with. 352 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,960 Oh, no. Well, she can do a lot better than him anyway. 353 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,670 Even my mum thinks you can do better than the golden child. 354 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,460 -I was talking about the rapper.-(GEORGIA) Hi, Shirley. 355 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,760 Hello, Gigi, darling. How are you? 356 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,760 -Been better.-(SHIRLEY) Oh, you’ll be fine. 357 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:20,810 Your mum called and told me to tune in to the Wake Up London show this morning. 358 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,730 I got it Sky recorded. 359 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,520 (BANGING SOUND) Oh, geez. That bloody shelf. 360 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,270 Um, tell your brother to call his mother. 361 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,520 -I am not calling him. -Gigi. 362 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,860 Keep calm and carry on, my dear. 363 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,280 (BOOBSY SCOFFS) 364 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,820 -(DOOR SLAMS) -(BOOBSY SCOFFS) 365 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:38,280 (SIGHS) Georgia, book me an Uber to Soho. 366 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,620 Boobsy, are you serious? You’re the worst assistant ever! 367 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,750 -Just book it, bruv! -Ugh! 368 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,710 Mum, you’re acting bare weird, man! 369 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:52,130 (SHIRLEY CHUCKLING) 370 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,050 (RICHARD WHISPERING) You said there'd be no one here. 371 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,840 (RICHARD) We could've gone to a hotel. 372 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,890 I’m too old to be booking into hotels if I’m not on holiday. 373 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,260 You're not too old. 374 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:06,270 You’re young and beautiful and beyond perfection. 375 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,280 Such a kind man. 376 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,240 Now, kindly sneak out of my house, 377 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,410 so as not to make a scene with my children. 378 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,160 -Come on. -Yes, ma'am. 379 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,120 Good, good, good. 380 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,590 -(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT) -Shh! 381 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,470 No, no, no. 382 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,840 Through the en suite. 383 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:44,390 No, that's Boobsy's room! Open the window. 384 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,770 Go on. 385 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,850 Go on, Richard. Go. There’s a tree. 386 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,110 You can come back later. Go on! 387 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,900 (RICHARD) No, no, no, 388 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,950 Shirley! 389 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,410 (RICHARD) Shirley? 390 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,130 Yo, Boobs, let me come see you and Georgia today. 391 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,670 Oh, you’re so gassed off the hype, man. 392 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,260 Aretha, allow me. I’m trying to get advice on this song I’m writing for a girl. 393 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,090 -What girl? -Alison. 394 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:23,140 Alison? As in Joseph’s thing, Alison? 395 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,720 Bruv, you crazy? You can't check for your cousin’s girl. 396 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:28,520 It’s not even like that. And they’re not even together anymore. 397 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,610 (SIGHS) Alison, yeah? 398 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,110 -She's cute still. -Yes, sir! 399 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,320 (JOSH LAUGHS) 400 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,490 All right. Come by in the afternoon. 401 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,910 Thanks, Boobs. 402 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,290 -And don’t forget to call Melvin, yeah? -Huh. 403 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,500 (BOOBSY) No! 404 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,040 (JOSH) Whoo! 405 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:58,380 (BOOBSY) Uh, excuse me? Yo, hello? 406 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,130 Are you mad? Excuse me, who are you? 407 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,930 -Look, next time, I’m calling the police! -(CAR HORN HONKS) 408 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,430 Will we be running into your ex as well? 409 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,230 My ex? No. 410 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,020 If I have it my way, it’ll be a quick in-and-out, 411 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:19,610 and then me gonna have you all to myself still. 412 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:22,320 -Come here. Come here. -Hmm. Hmm. 413 00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:26,120 Listen. You carry on. All this is gonna be inspiration for tonight’s session. 414 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,450 Mm, mm, mm, baby. 415 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,240 Tonight’s session... 416 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,790 Oh, you mean when you're going like uh, uh, uh, 417 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,790 playing thumb war with yourself, huh? 418 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,800 -Aw! -Yeah. Cocoa or Shea? 419 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,010 Wow. You're gonna do me like that? 420 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,090 Come on, babe. It's just a little rub-and-tug. 421 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,680 Stop that weird accent. What's the matter with you? Weird, man. 422 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:49,720 Come here. You know you like it. 423 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:53,350 -What? -(BOTH LAUGHING) 424 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,560 You know you like it. 425 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:59,570 -Come on. Like Mary Poppins? -(LAUGHS) 426 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,030 Ah! 427 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,650 -Jeez. -Oh. 428 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,540 (MELVIN) So when we meet my mum, go with the Jamaican. 429 00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:16,580 -(LISA) Go Jamaican? -(MELVIN) Yeah, man. Shirley, what happened? 430 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:21,300 (LISA) Okay. Shirley, what happened? I wanna be with your son, man. 431 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,130 (MELVIN) I wanna be with your son, man. 432 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,970 (LISA AND MELVIN LAUGHING) 433 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,220 -Hello, madam, welcome to Soho Hotel. -(LISA) Why thank you. 434 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:30,720 -American. First time? -Certainly is. 435 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,730 Well, allow me to extend the courtesy of the most mannerable people. 436 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:37,310 -Ooh, finally, a true English gentleman. -Really, mate? 437 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,770 Come on, fella, got to give them what they paid for. 438 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,820 -Welcome to London, beautiful. -I love it. 439 00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:45,780 -You love me? -I love you. 440 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,360 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 441 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,160 I gotta go. 442 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:57,370 -Hold on, let me smell you. -(CHUCKLES) 443 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,500 Mmm, smells like mine. 444 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,470 Good luck, Tiny Tim. 445 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:07,340 -You got to stop that shit. Immediately. -Uh-uh. (LAUGHS) 446 00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:11,850 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 447 00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:18,310 -Oh, my God, are you okay? -(LISA) I'm so sorry. 448 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,730 -I'm sorry. -Sorry, sorry. 449 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:25,530 Oh, wow! You’re Georgia Folorunsho. 450 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,780 -Girl, I love your music, like love, love! -Oh, thank you! 451 00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:31,740 Yeah, still so new to me that people know my face around the world. 452 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:35,200 Your face? I mean, practically have made love to your music. 453 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:38,250 Wait. What? Seriously? 454 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:40,540 -You got me on the sex playlist? -You know... 455 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:42,170 (BOTH LAUGHING) 456 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:45,550 Sorry to interrupt, Miss. Georgia, on a bit of a tight schedule. 457 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,380 You mind if I get a picture real quick? 458 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:51,390 -My fiancé won’t believe I met you. -Yeah, yeah. Of course. 459 00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:57,480 -Thank you, yeah. -Cool. So are you staying here or...? 460 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,060 Yeah. Me and my fiancé--boyfriend. 461 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,980 -Hopefully, I’ll see you around. -Yeah. 462 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,150 -All right. See you in the future. -Oh. 463 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,030 -Mels! -What's happening? 464 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,570 -Hi, babes. How are you? -Hello! 465 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,950 Haven't seen you for ages! 466 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,620 -No, no. -Just got off the plane? 467 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,080 Yes. Dedicated to see your beautiful self this morning. 468 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,420 Oh, give it a rest. You dashed us Londoners, remember? for Hollywood. 469 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,920 -(CHUCKLES) -Fake bums, big tits, you know how it goes. 470 00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:26,630 -Looking very nice today. -Thank you very much. 471 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,720 -You look wonderful too. -Okay, just save it. 472 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,010 We're just about to go live. One second. 473 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:35,470 (SET PRODUCER) We’re live in five, four, three, two... 474 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,520 Melvin McKenzie may look familiar to some of our viewers this morning 475 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,890 as the delinquent heartthrob that was in Grange Hill. 476 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:45,570 Shirl! You didn’t say Melvin was in town. 477 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,740 Look how him handsome like him father! 478 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,320 (CAROLINE) Does he know Gigi's performing? 479 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:56,660 He's turned now into a writer, and he has opened the hearts of the nation. 480 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,080 He’s here today to talk about his new book, 481 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,330 which is climbing the pre-sale charts right now 482 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,000 and taking Hollywood by storm,Voyage to Atlantis. 483 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,880 Melvin, thank you for coming. How are you? 484 00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:10,220 Thank you for having me. Wonderful to be with you. 485 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:14,180 (CHATTERING) 486 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:18,180 Wait! Hush up, hush up! That’s me nephew! 487 00:27:18,350 --> 00:27:20,560 What do you know? 488 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,850 (LAUGHS) Hey! Celebrity! 489 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,150 Big-time superstar! 490 00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,070 Do you think so? 491 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,910 I mean, I feel like it's because 492 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,990 maybe you're not as relevant as you once were, I mean, over here. 493 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,910 In Hollywood, you're doing your thing, but here, not so relevant. (LAUGHS) 494 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,960 -Hopefully after this book, eh? -Yeah. 495 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,040 -Together and speaking from the heart -(PHONE RINGS) 496 00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:48,130 Do you remember, I think it was about four years ago, 497 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,880 when I used to have this really big crush on you? 498 00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:53,470 Yeah. I heard that American girl say... 499 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,930 Brenda. Hi, how are you? 500 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:59,220 Yeah, we just landed a couple hours ago. 501 00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:03,690 I... I haven’t really had time to make a decision. 502 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,350 But I am... 503 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,440 He falls in love with an alien in human form. 504 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:10,990 Oh, okay. So would you say that this book 505 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,820 is almost like a metaphor of your real life? 506 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:17,240 (MELVIN) Actually, Zeze, yes. As you know, I moved to America two years ago, 507 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:20,120 and... I fell in love with this beautiful American woman. 508 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,580 American?! 509 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:27,130 Me will find you a nice Jamaican girl, a church girl! 510 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,460 Know plenty girls' numbers. Call me! 511 00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:31,120 What, you couldn't find no British girl now? 512 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,630 British girls not good enough for you? 513 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,140 I'm just joking. Just a little bit of morning fun. 514 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,800 (LAUGHS) Anyway, Melvin, thank you so much for coming on. 515 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:42,310 -No, I'm just happy to see you. -(ZEZE MILLZ) I'm sure you are. 516 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,020 Anyway, I hope that this is gonna be a hit. 517 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,940 And you're welcome to come back any time you want, okay? 518 00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:50,110 Merry Christmas, Zeze. Thank you for having me. 519 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,490 Thank you. Don't go anywhere. You're really gonna like this next one. 520 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,900 Speaking of the Christmas spirit, 521 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:59,410 up next, we have my favourite new singer. 522 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:01,950 She is literally taking the world by storm 523 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,460 with five chart-topping songs this year alone. 524 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:08,460 Do not listen to the blogs. My girl is on fire. 525 00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:11,170 Please welcome to the stage Georgia Folorunsho! 526 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,260 This should be controversial. (CHUCKLES) 527 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,750 Merry Christmas, London. 528 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,540 Feels like I've been through every phase 529 00:29:52,710 --> 00:29:57,090 From heartbreak, honeymoon, and teenage 530 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,760 Thought growing up Would make it change 531 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:04,520 But it don't, oh 532 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,770 -The thing about loving you that's so hard -See that look on your face? It's regret. 533 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,770 You're always so close yet so far 534 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:15,190 I just can't keep playing This part anymore... 535 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,650 You proper work for her now. 536 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,860 -What you doing in London? -Hello to you, Boobsy. 537 00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:21,410 Mm-mm. Don’t call me that. What are you doing here? 538 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,740 I’m home for the holidays. 539 00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:25,950 "I’m home for the holidays." Wow, you even sound like them! 540 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,000 -This isn't the time or place, okay? -Okay, then you are all image, bruv, 541 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:31,920 because you ain't been home in two years, 542 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,170 so who are you to chat to me about time and place? 543 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,840 I'm not having this argument here. 544 00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:38,130 Okay, yeah, all right. Walk away then, coward. 545 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,530 Just like you did to Georgia. 546 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:43,800 I gave you love I can never... 547 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:45,810 Oi, dickhead! Mum wants to see you. 548 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,110 -Laters, Auntie. -You gone? 549 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,570 -I'm gone. -(VALRIE) You only come here to see Alison. 550 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,040 Thank you for gifts, babe. Make sure you shout me 551 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,750 -when you're done, you know. -(SIGHS) 552 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,500 (JOSH) He bought you gifts. 553 00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,630 What was I supposed to do, dash them away? 554 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:23,180 Yo, Jermaine. It’s time to go bigger. 555 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:23,250 I'm gonna tell him, just... 556 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,020 I’m gonna tell him, just... after I meet his family. I'm gonna tell him, just... 557 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,050 I’m gonna tell him, just... after I meet his family. 558 00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:29,470 Bitch, what meeting his family got to do with you having his child? 559 00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:30,890 (LONDON) Come Juneteenth, 560 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,800 your ass gonna be wobbling around New Zealand 561 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,760 -with swollen feet. -Oh... 562 00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:38,230 You ain’t told him about New Zealand?! 563 00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:42,650 It’s complicated. Okay? Melvin isn’t really the have-a-kid type. 564 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:45,440 He looks at babies like they’re possums or something. 565 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:50,820 (SIGHS) I want kids. I just... 566 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:53,030 I dunno, I-- 567 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,580 Right now, I want the job more. 568 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,040 Oh God, is that bad? 569 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,540 (LONDON) Hey, ultimately, your choice. 570 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:03,120 But he needs to know. 571 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:08,630 (LONDON) Shit, make his ass a house husband. (LAUGHS) 572 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,720 (LONDON) Yo, tell me you’ve at least opened your windows 573 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,180 and sung "Spice Up Your Life". 574 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,760 Don’t be out there pretending. 575 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:19,770 You know them Spice Girls was the shit when we were growing up. 576 00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,940 That’s how I got my name, Ms. London. 577 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,060 -(LONDON) Now tell me your name? -Girl. 578 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,690 Ha-ha. Bitch, say it. 579 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,490 -Miss Best Buy.-Ha-ha! 580 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:34,870 Miss Best Buy me a ring If you want this pretty thing 581 00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:37,490 Better buy me all I see If you tryna’ talk to me 582 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:40,330 To me, to me... (BOTH LAUGHING) 583 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,710 (GIGGLES) All right. All right. 584 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,830 Bye, Chantelle. 585 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,050 -(SIGHS) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 586 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,890 -Oh, wow. Uh... -From Mr. McKenzie. 587 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:04,940 Thank you. Oh my gosh. Sorry. 588 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:08,690 Hold on, let me get some cash. 589 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:10,730 -No, that won’t be necessary, madam. -Oh. 590 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,490 -Merry Christmas. -Oh. Merry Christmas. 591 00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:15,280 Aw. 592 00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:17,660 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 593 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,950 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 594 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,920 "Welcome to London, my darling. I love you. Keep digging. 595 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,550 (GASPS) Ooh! Yes, I'm gonna eat this. 596 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,880 Oh my... What? 597 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:36,090 (CHUCKLING) What is this? Oh, my God. 598 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,300 What is this? 599 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:43,680 (MELVIN) Yo, it’s DJ Melvin right now introducing a bit of old-school London vibes 600 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:47,190 to the wifey named Lisa. S-s-s-selecta! 601 00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:49,230 (SQUEALS, LAUGHS) 602 00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:58,070 London! 603 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,370 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 604 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,760 -Wow! -Oh! (LAUGHS) 605 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:21,390 -I guess you got your surprise. -That was so romantic. 606 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,430 -Brownie points? -Major, major brownie points. 607 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,270 Let me show you. 608 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,940 Oh. You’re doing that weird throat thing. What’s wrong? 609 00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:35,990 Listen, I need to talk to you about something 610 00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:38,410 before we go and see my mum. 611 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:41,780 -I saw my sister at BBC. -Oh, how did that go? 612 00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:45,500 Um, I just want to talk to my mum 613 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,910 -while it’s just us three. -Oh. 614 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,580 -You ready? -Uh, I just ordered brunch. 615 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:51,880 Can we cancel it, please? 616 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,170 -Uh huh. Okay. -Thank you, babe. Appreciate it. 617 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,430 Hello. 618 00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:02,220 Hi. Um, I just ordered some food to my room, penthouse 113. 619 00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,220 -Can I get that to-go instead? -Certainly. 620 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,020 -Thank you. -This day can’t get any worse. 621 00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,190 Oh. Georgia, hey! 622 00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,980 She’s not in the mood to be famous now. 623 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,770 -Aretha, it’s okay, I met-- Lisa? -Yes. 624 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,530 -Lisa earlier on. -I’m sorry, I just-- 625 00:35:15,690 --> 00:35:19,700 I wanted to introduce you to my fiancé, but I can see now is not the right time. 626 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:22,370 -And they say Americans aren’t quick. -Aretha, man! 627 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:25,330 Lisa, I love love. I’d love to meet him. 628 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,580 -You sure? -Yeah. 629 00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:28,890 -She said yes. -Okay. Okay, well-- 630 00:35:28,910 --> 00:35:31,250 He’s just right over there. Melvin! 631 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:37,920 Wow, fam! It just got worse. 632 00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:39,840 One moment. 633 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,430 -Melvin? -Georgia? 634 00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:47,430 Mels, I’ve been trying to call you. 635 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,230 -Melvin! -Melvin! 636 00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:52,770 Baby, wait! Melvin! 637 00:35:58,820 --> 00:35:59,990 Melvin?! 638 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,570 Georgia, wait. 639 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:05,700 -(DISHES CLATTERING) -(PATRONS GASP) 640 00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:07,330 Hey, Gigi. 641 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,710 (GASPS) What the hell's wrong with you? Oh my God. 642 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:15,900 Georgia, I’m so, so sorry. This is my stupid idiot of a fiancé, Melvin. 643 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,890 -Boobsy, go after her. -(SIGHS) 644 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,640 We’ve had sex to her music! 645 00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:32,270 I told you to change the song. 646 00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:36,440 I can’t believe you didn't tell me that Georgia--the Georgia Folorunsho-- 647 00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:39,070 -is your ex-girlfriend. -I didn’t think that was important. 648 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,700 If it wasn't, then why didn't you tell me that your ex is a superstar 649 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,450 and fucking gorgeous? 650 00:36:44,610 --> 00:36:47,120 She’s beautiful. And American. 651 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,790 Georgia, you’re buff, bruv. 652 00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:53,420 Look at you, look. Your face is on the front page, right there. 653 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,630 How did you not know your brother was engaged? 654 00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:58,630 I didn’t see no ring. She’s chatting shit, man. 655 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,130 Lisa, it is in the past. 656 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:04,430 She is friends with your sister! She is very much part of your life. 657 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:07,350 -I’ve not spoken to Gigi in forever. -Oh, Gigi? 658 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:11,430 You and Gigi? You and Gigi haven't talked? No, okay, no. You and Gigi. 659 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,140 -Everyone calls her that. -I get it. 660 00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:14,980 But clearly, you don’t get it. 661 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:18,440 No, I don’t. Five minutes ago you were switchin’ over some butters rapper. 662 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:20,570 Melvin is not Ian, Aretha. 663 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:24,280 Melvin is Melvin. We were supposed to work it out. 664 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,240 He's supposed to see me on all the billboards, see all my success, 665 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:31,290 and become so distressed by what he lost, he’d fly to England and beg for me back. 666 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,250 And then I’d pretend for six months that I wasn’t interested, 667 00:37:34,410 --> 00:37:37,170 when I clearly fucking am. (HUFFS) 668 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:40,420 And then we’d cry together on the South Bank as he proposed to me. 669 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,260 (SIGHS) 670 00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,150 I thought I was over this shit. 671 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,070 Is your mum close to her? 672 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,530 Well... 673 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:54,410 Melvin? 674 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,380 Kind of, maybe a little bit. 675 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,690 (SIGHS) My mum and her mum are best friends. 676 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,150 I wanna go home. 677 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,780 -This house on the right? -Yes. 678 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,700 Lisa, I promise you... 679 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,620 I promise you, if this doesn’t go right, you can go home. 680 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:17,170 But I’m coming with you, because I love you and you are my home. 681 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,210 That sounds like a line from your book. 682 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,170 Lisa. Babe, come on. 683 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:28,760 Please. Come here. Just-- Lis? Lis? 684 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:31,430 (SIGHS) 685 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,390 Good luck, mate. 686 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,880 Your mother knows she’s meeting me, right? 687 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,400 -I didn't... -Oh. 688 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,990 -Hello, son! -Hello, Mum. 689 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,820 (LAUGHING) 690 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,660 -You look good. Look at you. -(CHUCKLING) Oh! 691 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,330 And you must be the lovely young lady he spoke about on National TV? 692 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,750 Yes. Hi, I’m Lisa. It's such a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. McKenzie. 693 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,090 -Welcome. Welcome. -Who’s at the door? 694 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,460 Two years, boy! 695 00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:09,300 You finally bring your ass home to see your family. 696 00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:10,890 Where you get them punches from? 697 00:39:11,050 --> 00:39:13,390 I used to ring your father and Uncle Leo’s necks 698 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,730 when they would answer me back, God rest Leo’s soul. 699 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,850 -Wow, flipping hell. Really? -Mind your mouth. 700 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,350 -Ow! What are you doing? -You want me to bust your lip? 701 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,940 How are you, Melvin? 702 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:26,480 Hi, Auntie Caroline. Long time. 703 00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:29,200 Well, she’s bloody gorgeous, isn’t she? 704 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,620 -Do you fancy a drink, darling? -Oh my God, yes. 705 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,700 A virgin cocktail would be amazing. 706 00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:38,580 Well, we don’t have any of those. This is a virgin-free zone 707 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,420 (KNOCKS) You gotta make the picture good, man. 708 00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:44,130 I've got you, cuz. I've got you. 709 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,590 -What? -Stop acting, Boobsy, man. 710 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,930 -You’re not a real assistant. -Who you talking to? 711 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:52,340 You said I could talk to Georgia about this writing. 712 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:56,100 -Well, tings change, sorry, bye! -No, Boobs, hold on, wait! 713 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,690 (KNOCKS) 714 00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:06,230 -What happened to you lot-- (SCREAMS) -Do your ting, cuz! 715 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,190 Juicy bum, get off of me! 716 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,370 -(SCREAMS) -Georgia! Georgia! 717 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,640 Georgia, it’s Josh. 718 00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:25,880 George, what the hell?! 719 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,760 -What are you doing in my room? -Trying to survive the dragon queen. 720 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,380 -You busted my lip, man. -Sorry. 721 00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:35,220 Who you trying to hurt, Melvin or Gorgeous? 722 00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:38,310 I know you didn’t break into my room to talk about my feelings, Josh. 723 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,350 Actually, um... 724 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:46,400 (SIGHS) I kinda did. 725 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,820 You’re like a superstar, Georgia. Legit. 726 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,780 Like, everyone loves you. 727 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,160 You and Melvin was a big ‘ting to this family. 728 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,950 The kinda ‘ting that inspired us young lot to... 729 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,000 to get off the bare gyal ‘ting, and... 730 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,330 and find ourselves a Georgia. 731 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,960 Everyone for sure thought you two were gonna get married. 732 00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,500 Melvin messed up, man. 733 00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:12,590 Anyway, all that to say, 734 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,260 there’s this girl. 735 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,800 She's a little bit older than me, but I like her, man. 736 00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:21,560 She’s got this twinkle about her that gets me kinda drunk when I look at her. 737 00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,230 (CHUCKLES) 738 00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:26,980 Yeah, her ex is trying to act like they're still together but... 739 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,200 I wanna hold her hand through the changes. 740 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,320 I wanna lay it all on the line, 741 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,030 and with a bit of luck, we’ll be something special. 742 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,700 Anyway, since got the love bars, 743 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:46,420 I thought maybe you could help me out with the words. 744 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:50,550 Josh, I couldn’t write you anything as beautiful and honest as that. 745 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,640 You got a mad right hand. 746 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,140 But you’re all right, Georgia. 747 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:01,560 (SIGHS) Be honest. Go talk to her. 748 00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,940 Mad thought. Maybe it’s worth you being honest about Melvin. 749 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:12,070 Aw! He looks so cute in this picture. 750 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:13,860 Oh, who's he playing with? 751 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:18,490 Oh, that's my GiGi. Well, they were very close at one point. 752 00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,870 Very close, but you know, life goes on. 753 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,660 You remember that fight in the bathtub? 754 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:29,790 Georgia came too close! 755 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,460 You would have thought they’d grow old together. 756 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:33,840 -Yeah. -(CLEARS THROAT) 757 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,840 Sorry, which way is the restroom, please? 758 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:39,800 -Oh, it's just at the top of the stairs. -Okay, thank you, excuse me. 759 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,580 (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) 760 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,540 (DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES) 761 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:09,420 (SHIRLEY CHUCKLES) I remember that day. 762 00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:13,880 2016 Screen International Writer To Watch. 763 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,130 We were all so proud of you. 764 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,090 Yeah, it was a good day. 765 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,310 (CLEARS THROAT) 766 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,310 Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE) 767 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,520 (SIGHS) Why did you come home, Melvin? 768 00:43:32,690 --> 00:43:34,520 It’s been almost two years. 769 00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:39,240 Sending gifts, making excuses, why now? 770 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,950 I’ve found someone I love, and I wanted her to know my family. 771 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,910 -Did you not love Georgia? -Yes, I loved Georgia, jeez. 772 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:53,540 And were you not going to announce your engagement on Boxing Day? 773 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:56,670 -And whose fault that? -Your father's. 774 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,720 Your father impregnated another woman, Melvin. 775 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,840 you had to announce that in front of the fam 776 00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:04,430 the day I was supposed to propose to the woman I love. 777 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,470 Love? Or loved? 778 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,980 -(CLICKS TONGUE) -Hmm. 779 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,770 You just left me, son. 780 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:23,160 What was I supposed to do, stay and be your husband? 781 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,660 -Hey. -Boy... 782 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,580 It's getting late. Think we should start heading out? 783 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,120 Oh, no, Lisa, you must stay. 784 00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:32,330 Christmas Eve tomorrow, the family will be over. 785 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,130 (CHUCKLES) Our family don’t celebrate Christmas. 786 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:39,590 No. But they want to celebrate you coming home. 787 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,130 -You’re deeply loved, you know, son. -Is it? 788 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,050 And it's the perfect time to introduce Lisa. 789 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:48,100 -Oh, Mrs. McKenzie, I-- -Shirley, please. 790 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:51,270 Oh, Shirley. Um, I don’t have any clothes. 791 00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:53,020 You can borrow Boobsy’s. 792 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,980 And I’ll arrange for your stuff to be brought over tomorrow. 793 00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:58,320 Shirley, we're gonna be late. Let’s go! 794 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,610 We gotta go now. We got to head off to Georgia’s pop-up concert. 795 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,160 Oh, Georgia Folorunsho has a concert? 796 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,700 -You a fan? -(SIGHS) 797 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:09,200 -We've got extra tickets. -We gotta be going. I gotta show you... 798 00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:13,580 No, no, no. We would love to go. 799 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,630 Melvin knows what a big fan I am of Georgia. 800 00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:20,710 Oh, that's lovely. Well, let's get going. 801 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,220 -Come on, Smelly, quickly. -Yeah. Come on, Smelly, quickly. 802 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:29,060 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) Georgia! Georgia! Georgia! Georgia! 803 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,640 Georgia! Georgia! Georgia! 804 00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:34,900 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 805 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:38,690 -A lot's changed in two years. -I can see. 806 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:43,070 -How are you feeling? -(CROWD CHEERING) 807 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,870 Why are we doing this? 808 00:45:48,030 --> 00:45:51,370 Doing what? You should be happy she blew up. 809 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,950 Boy, you better clap for her. 810 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,670 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 811 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,630 Merry Christmas, guys! 812 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,470 -Thank you for coming to hang with me. -We love you, Georgia! 813 00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:07,260 And I love you back. 814 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,930 I know many of you have seen the headlines. 815 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,100 And if you’re waiting for me to respond, 816 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:15,140 you're gonna wait a long bloodclot time! 817 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,400 Bun a wasteman! 818 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,980 Bun a wasteman! 819 00:46:22,690 --> 00:46:24,240 Let’s have some fun. 820 00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:30,080 -Hold on. I have to take this. -Shall I come? 821 00:46:37,870 --> 00:46:40,670 The moment I wake up 822 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:45,670 Before I put on my makeup 823 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,930 I say a little prayer for you 824 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,350 I'm combing my hair now 825 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,560 And wondering what dress to wear now 826 00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:03,530 I say a little prayer for you 827 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:07,610 Forever and ever You'll stay in my heart 828 00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:12,200 And I will love you Forever and ever 829 00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:16,830 We never will part Oh, how I love you 830 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Together, together That's how it must be 831 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:23,590 To live without you 832 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:27,880 Would only be heartbreak for me 833 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,560 I run for the bus, dear, 834 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,730 And while riding, I think of us, dear 835 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:45,980 I say a little prayer for you 836 00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:50,280 At work, I just take time 837 00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:54,780 And all through my coffee-break time 838 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:58,830 I say a little prayer for you 839 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,120 Forever and ever 840 00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:05,210 You'll stay in my heart And I will love you 841 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:09,170 Forever, and ever We never will part 842 00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:13,850 Oh, how I love you Together, together 843 00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:18,560 That's how it must be to live without you 844 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:23,860 Would only mean heartbreak for me, 845 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:31,030 My darling, believe me 846 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,240 For me, there is no one 847 00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:41,580 No one but you 848 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:45,170 Please love me too 849 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:48,800 I'm in love with you 850 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:54,390 Answer my prayers now, baby 851 00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:58,810 Say you love me too 852 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,600 Answer my prayers now, baby 853 00:49:01,770 --> 00:49:03,850 My baby 854 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:07,440 Forever, and ever, You'll stay in my heart 855 00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:12,070 And I will love you Forever and ever 856 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:16,200 We never will part Oh, how I love you 857 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,660 Together, together, 858 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:23,040 That's how it must be to live without you 859 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:28,210 Would only bring heartbreak for me 860 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:40,180 For me 861 00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:44,850 (CROWD CHEERING) 862 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,100 Did you have sex with her on this bed? 863 00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:26,940 (MELVIN CLICKS THROAT) 864 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,650 (REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING) 865 00:50:29,810 --> 00:50:32,320 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 866 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,160 (BILLY) Are you dat? Are you dat? 867 00:50:45,330 --> 00:50:46,910 -(CHUCKLES) -Hey! 868 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,790 So come, come, come, bring it. 869 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,670 Yes, yes, yes. Straight out of the kitchen, Auntie. 870 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,880 Let me know what you think. 871 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,720 How y'all put too much curry on di goat? 872 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,100 Mi know say your mother not teach to cook curry like Indian people. 873 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,810 Oh, I love me an Indian curry. 874 00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:08,730 Caroline, I love Indian food too. 875 00:51:08,890 --> 00:51:12,150 But if mi did want small island, Vincy-style curry, 876 00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:14,690 mi woulda get Janet to cook it! (LAUGHS) 877 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:17,070 -You'll see, you Yardies-- -What you call me? 878 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,450 Yardie! You're back-of-the-yard people. 879 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,740 All mouth and no class. 880 00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:23,450 Oh yeah? Janet! 881 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:26,790 If it wasn’t for we loudmouth Jamaican Yardies, 882 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:31,080 you couldn’t even feel comfortable walking the streets of England! 883 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:34,090 -True that. -(ALL LAUGHING) 884 00:51:36,050 --> 00:51:38,340 Iyeee! (CHUCKLES) 885 00:51:38,510 --> 00:51:40,840 You see this move here? (CHUCKLES) 886 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,100 -Mi call it fool-fool style. -(THUDS) 887 00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:44,390 (ALL LAUGH) 888 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,140 All that song and dance, and he ain't even finished the game! 889 00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:50,980 Jammo. Jamaicans, they make a show of everything. 890 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:54,060 -Where is Mr. Hollywood? -(THUDS) Behave yourself, Clint. 891 00:51:54,230 --> 00:51:56,190 No, no, no. I want to see the big shot, 892 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,070 come back to his poor Jamaican family with his American princess. 893 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,450 Who does he think he is, Prince Harry? 894 00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:03,070 (ALL LAUGH) 895 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,530 So you’re Jamaican now? 896 00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:06,620 I’m Jamaican. I’m Jamaican. 897 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,660 Where do you think it is that you come from? 898 00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,620 Is it not Nigeria? (CHUCKLES) 899 00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:15,210 Whatever. You know, this boy is just like his father. 900 00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:16,800 Jumps onto the next best thing, 901 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,170 leaving his roots for some ditsy, air-headed American girl. 902 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,090 I mean, is she Black, eh? 903 00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:24,220 Confirm for me that she is at least Black. 904 00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:25,930 Your wife is white, mate. 905 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,600 (CLINT) Me and Caroline got married at a very hard time in this country. 906 00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:30,930 Now it is just fashionable. 907 00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:35,230 Oh, she is most definitely Black. 908 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,440 (SIGHS) You must be Uncle Clint. 909 00:52:38,610 --> 00:52:41,450 Relax, I love putting names to faces. 910 00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:44,490 And there are pictures of you guys all over the house. 911 00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:46,160 You’re Uncle Kirk, right? 912 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:49,200 Um, yes, that’s me. 913 00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:52,460 You’re a looker, aren’t you? 914 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:55,250 Oh, you’re pretty handsome yourself in real life. 915 00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:59,250 You won’t know me. These wankers don't put me on the walls. 916 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:01,170 Too handsome. 917 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,380 But you can forget about all that uncle stuff. 918 00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:05,760 Oh, so just Billy then? 919 00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:09,100 Or Bill. Depends how close you wanna get. 920 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,390 I like Billy. That’s a cute name for an uncle. 921 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,900 -G'wan, girl! -(ALL LAUGHING) 922 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,820 Melvin get himself a goddess to ‘rass. 923 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,190 She is stunning. 924 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,610 -But so is my Gigi. -Much better. 925 00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:27,530 You think me ah go sit here and listen to you chat nonsense 926 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,370 about the man’s woman, huh? 927 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:33,620 Caroline! Georgia and the boy know each other since them children. 928 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:36,790 Sometimes, growing up means growing apart. 929 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,380 And she rich, man! With she rich rapper man. (CHUCKLES) 930 00:53:41,550 --> 00:53:45,800 Josh, boy! Pour me some rum now. 931 00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:49,890 This is a serious game, you know? I’m not sure it’s for you Yankees. 932 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:53,060 Well, are we gonna play, or are you too soft like pum pum? 933 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,810 (ALL LAUGH) 934 00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:57,020 She can play. I taught her well. 935 00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:58,520 -What? -Family! 936 00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:02,480 -Yes, it's Melvin, baby! Mel Money. -Mr. Hollywood. 937 00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:06,700 Everyone get back. I can smell the city of sin on his clothes. 938 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,870 -Uncle Clint, I missed you the most. -Mm-hmm. 939 00:54:09,030 --> 00:54:11,410 Yes! Good to see you still. 940 00:54:11,580 --> 00:54:15,330 Hi, Lisa, I’m Joshua, the handsome younger brother. 941 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,210 Well, I’m so sorry we didn’t meet first, 942 00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:19,420 but obviously, a man's taken now, you get me? 943 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,420 But maybe in a new life, yeah, babe? Aah! 944 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:23,920 -(LAUGHING) -What's up? 945 00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:26,720 Bro, we need some Wray and Nephew. 946 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,050 -I’m on vacation. Where’s Boobsy? -Somewhere with You Know Who. 947 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,140 -Okay, Mum? -She’s not here. Call her. 948 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,060 -You call her. -No, you call her. 949 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:39,520 Oh, no. I’ll call her. But you can deal with the aunties. 950 00:54:41,150 --> 00:54:43,360 Gigi. 951 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,900 -I'll call her. -(LAUGHS) 952 00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:50,450 -Baby, I'm gonna call my mum quickly, okay? -G'wan. We don’t need you here, English boy! 953 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,740 (ALL LAUGHING) 954 00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:56,660 -Tell her to bring Red Stripe! -(ALL LAUGHING) 955 00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:59,420 There’s an impromptu party at your place 956 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:03,460 where your estranged son is going to introduce 957 00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:06,590 -his secret fiancée and-- -Girlfriend. 958 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,840 -They’re pretending they’re not engaged. -Right. 959 00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:14,100 And I’ve got a feeling that she’s pregnant and Melvin doesn’t know. 960 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:16,180 -Wow. -Uh huh. 961 00:55:16,350 --> 00:55:18,600 And... and why do you think that? 962 00:55:18,770 --> 00:55:21,770 -Mothers know these things, single man. -Uh huh. 963 00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:26,190 Right. And you think that... that with all this going on, 964 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,860 that you introducing me-- Yeah? 965 00:55:30,030 --> 00:55:33,200 Introducing us is gonna be the controversy of the night? 966 00:55:33,370 --> 00:55:36,580 -Yep! -My God, why? 967 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,040 Darling, please don’t make me state the obvious. 968 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,880 Yeah, but they sort of... They kind of know already, don't they? 969 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,960 Well, kind of, sort of knowing is not the same 970 00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:49,930 as me going, "Hey, this handsome white man is mm..." Yeah. 971 00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:54,180 -Hey, hey, hey! My boyfriend! -(PHONE RINGS) Smelly! 972 00:55:54,350 --> 00:55:56,810 (SHIRLEY) How’s the party going? How's Miss Lisa? 973 00:55:56,970 --> 00:55:59,020 She’s talking in a horrific Ja-fake-can accent. 974 00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:02,480 -And the uncles are loving it, and her.-Well, it can be a challenging, 975 00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,480 adapting to a new culture. 976 00:56:04,650 --> 00:56:08,690 People are often afraid of the unfamiliar. 977 00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:10,780 But if it’s worth it, it’s worth it, Mum. 978 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,450 Listen, we need more Wray and Nephew and Red Stripe. 979 00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:16,830 -I'm already on it. Shit. -All right. 980 00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:18,580 Oh, God. 981 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:22,370 -Look, Melvin, I’ll see you at home. -All right. Bye. 982 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:26,090 We’re friends, okay? Just friends, okay? 983 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,260 -Shirley? -Good evening, Bilal. 984 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:34,390 How is it you look more beautiful than the 19-year-old girl that I married, eh? 985 00:56:34,550 --> 00:56:36,050 (KISSES LOUDLY) 986 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:39,890 What you’re seeing is happiness. 987 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,140 -Single life will do that to you. -Is that so? 988 00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:46,230 -Bilal. How are you? -Richard. Very well, thanks. 989 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,230 -I’m Shirley’s husband-- -Ex. 990 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,070 -Ex-husband. -Yeah. 991 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,030 You know what they say, Richard? 992 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,280 "Children keep you married for life." 993 00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:59,080 -You know what I’m saying? -Children keep you locked for life. 994 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,870 -Isn't that what they say? -Well... 995 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,290 Love, marriage, relationships. 996 00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:08,460 -All a matter of perspective. -Hmm. 997 00:57:08,630 --> 00:57:11,550 I seem to remember that it was your perspective 998 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,090 that was the issue in the first place, Bilal. 999 00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:18,010 Do you see how she still loves me, Richard, eh? (CHUCKLES) 1000 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,520 Look, I'll just... go to the checkout. 1001 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:26,940 -Good to meet you. -Mmm. 1002 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:33,700 Hmm? I didn't know you liked vanilla in your tea. 1003 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:36,780 -What on earth are you talking about? -Isn’t that a white man? 1004 00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:39,770 That is a Richard. And so what if he is? 1005 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,000 -How is it even your business? -Any change? 1006 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,210 -We’re singing for charity. -Oh, no, no. 1007 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:46,630 -Please don't sing. -Oh, yes, please. I love a song. 1008 00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:48,210 Sing, thanks. 1009 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,510 Deck the hall with boughs of holly... 1010 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:56,260 Shirley. It stopped being my business a long time ago. 1011 00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:57,850 But tell me something. 1012 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:04,140 Do our children know that you and the white man are...? 1013 00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:08,230 Oh. They don’t know? Hmm. 1014 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,360 (CHUCKLES) I gotta get some extras. 1015 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:15,240 -You’re not coming to my house? -Yes, of course. 1016 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,950 -Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la! -Boobsy invited me. 1017 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,950 I gotta see my boys. It’s been a long while. 1018 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,120 And how is your other son, Bilal? 1019 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:29,380 The baby's fine. Haven't seen him for a while either. 1020 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,550 You know, I spend most of my days just feeling sorry... 1021 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,480 Sing her another song, eh? (CHUCKLES) 1022 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,310 Silent night 1023 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,230 I’ll see you at home, hmm? Bring the white boy. (CHUCKLES) 1024 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,070 The white boy? 1025 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,200 Richard is busy, thank you very much. 1026 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,780 Oh, do shut up! 1027 00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:05,330 Gigi, I think he's really into this girl. I'm just warning you. 1028 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,790 -Didn't see the way he looked at me. -Don't get gassed. 1029 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,040 (BOOBSY) You’re not welcome round here no more. 1030 00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:11,590 -What's she doing here? -I dunno. 1031 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,840 No. What are you doing here? 1032 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,590 -It’s a family affair! (LAUGHS) -(BOOBSY) Yes! 1033 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:26,850 -You are right. Shit. (LAUGHS) -I have to pass, man! 1034 00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:31,520 -Wagwan, family! -What? The superstar has come home! 1035 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,320 -My daughter, my pride and joy. -Dad! How are you? 1036 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,780 Can I please have your autograph so I can sell it and get rich quick? 1037 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,160 (BOTH LAUGH) 1038 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,530 -Love you too, Dad. Come here. -Get off. 1039 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,790 Oh, Mum! 1040 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:54,710 Stand your ground. This is old news. You are today's newspaper. 1041 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,590 (CHUCKLES) 1042 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,340 -Where are you going, pretty girl? -Auntie Valerie. 1043 01:00:00,510 --> 01:00:04,510 Auntie Valerie. Have you met Melvin’s new lady Lisa? 1044 01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:10,480 Yeah, I briefly met the soon-to-be Mrs. McKenzie yesterday. 1045 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,560 Oh, we’re not engaged. 1046 01:00:13,730 --> 01:00:16,070 Oh, sorry, must've missed a beat. 1047 01:00:16,230 --> 01:00:18,990 Well, that’s a little odd for someone of your gifts. 1048 01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:22,320 Nothing wrong with my hearing. Hollywood tends to embellish the truth. 1049 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,990 -What have you done? -I didn’t know she was gonna be here. 1050 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,290 -Yes, you did, man. -(SIGHS) Yeah, I did still. 1051 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:30,910 Well, as a fan of your music and now meeting you, 1052 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,500 sometimes the truth can be disappointing. 1053 01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,460 -(OTHERS GASP) -What did she just say? 1054 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,210 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -Yo! Josh! Josh! 1055 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,800 (MELVIN) Big tune! 1056 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,050 Come on, Josh! 1057 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,280 Devil music! 1058 01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:31,080 When you were 16, I thought you’d never get no pum pum. 1059 01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:32,290 Uncle, stop. 1060 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,420 Look at you now. 1061 01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:36,960 You know people is gonna 'rass! 1062 01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:39,300 Hollywood, baby! You made it! 1063 01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:14,880 Oh, you love a party, eh? 1064 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,420 -Daddy! (SCREAMS) -(CHUCKLES) Baby 1065 01:02:17,590 --> 01:02:19,670 -(CHUCKLES) -(GASPS) Yes! 1066 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,630 Does mum know you got a key? 1067 01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:26,470 Nothing like a welcome home from the McKenzie family. 1068 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:30,430 I bring peace, joy, Red Stripe, and Wray and Nephew. 1069 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,390 All right! You are welcome then! 1070 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,980 -(SOFTLY) That's my dad. -You’re a scholar and a gentleman, Bilal. 1071 01:02:37,150 --> 01:02:39,820 Yes, man. Come in! (CHUCKLES) 1072 01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:43,450 Oh! Well... 1073 01:02:43,610 --> 01:02:47,370 Two beautiful ladies gracing our presence. 1074 01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:49,290 I honour both your energies. 1075 01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:51,870 Georgia, I’m proud of you. 1076 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,290 -Bilal, I missed you. -Aw! (CHUCKLES) 1077 01:02:56,670 --> 01:03:01,010 And you must be the lady I heard about on National TV. 1078 01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:03,300 -Bilal. -Lisa. 1079 01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:06,090 Wow. Gorgeous! 1080 01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,890 (CHUCKLES) 1081 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,640 Welcome. 1082 01:03:09,810 --> 01:03:11,100 You know, I sing in a band. 1083 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:15,690 Papi, you still know how to make an entrance, oh. 1084 01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:19,320 -Look at you, you Black bastard! -(LAUGHS) 1085 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,740 -Oi! -Billy! 1086 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,780 Let's get busy! Come on! 1087 01:03:24,950 --> 01:03:27,410 Now go curry this goat. Come on! 1088 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:34,080 -(BILAL) Boobsy, you're putting on weight! -(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1089 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,750 (BILAL) Look at it! Look at it outside. 1090 01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:40,380 Aren't you going to say anything? 1091 01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:41,570 What is there to say? 1092 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,720 -You’re embarrassed by me. -Ugh! 1093 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,800 Why am I embarrassed by you, Richard? 1094 01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:50,430 Because I am not of your culture. 1095 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,180 You’re not Black. 1096 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,680 And that matters to who? 1097 01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:56,690 -Well, it might matter to my kids. -I’ve hardly met your kids. 1098 01:03:56,850 --> 01:04:00,060 Their father, so pretty much my kids. 1099 01:04:00,230 --> 01:04:02,400 So this is about... (IN DEEP VOICE) Bilal? 1100 01:04:03,690 --> 01:04:06,490 -Richard. -No. Come on. 1101 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:10,810 Well, he’s very... bloody... 1102 01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,260 Well, he’s very bloody charming, isn’t he? 1103 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:17,640 He is. He’s very impressive. 1104 01:04:17,810 --> 01:04:19,770 -I like him. -It's not about Bilal. 1105 01:04:22,810 --> 01:04:27,030 Look, I've raised my children in a different time. 1106 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,450 And during that time... 1107 01:04:31,610 --> 01:04:35,780 ...raising Black children was challenging. 1108 01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:37,830 You know, to... (SIGHS) 1109 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,170 It was challenging to teach them 1110 01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:47,050 to be open and loving to everyone 1111 01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:51,260 and, at the same time, take pride in who they saw in the mirror. 1112 01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:55,400 When you we have that self-love, 1113 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,460 you very often choose a partner 1114 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:04,450 that is the mirror image of that self-love. 1115 01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:07,530 And by that, I’m not saying that, by choosing you... 1116 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,700 (CHUCKLES) Don't laugh. 1117 01:05:09,870 --> 01:05:11,830 -Oh, look, I don't know. -I love you. 1118 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,410 I love you. 1119 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:16,830 (SHIRLEY) Okay. 1120 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,170 Well... 1121 01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:23,420 (TURNS RADIO VOLUME UP) 1122 01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:25,880 ("SWEET LOVE" BY ANITA BAKER PLAYING) 1123 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:42,780 With all my heart I love you, baby 1124 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:45,700 Stay with me 1125 01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:49,490 And you will see my arms 1126 01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:54,080 Will hold you, baby 1127 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:58,580 Never leave, 'cause I believe 1128 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:04,050 I'm in love, sweet love 1129 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,800 Hear me calling out your name 1130 01:06:07,970 --> 01:06:09,510 I feel no shame 1131 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:14,430 I'm in love, sweet love... 1132 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,390 -Yo, bro. Whoa. Fam, wagwam? -(PANTING) Oh, sh... 1133 01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:23,360 -Is Joseph here? -Why the hell would Joseph be here? 1134 01:06:23,530 --> 01:06:26,900 You said he wouldn’t be home. (PANTING) 1135 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,780 Jermaine. Jermaine, look at me. 1136 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:30,240 Hey, look at me! 1137 01:06:30,410 --> 01:06:32,910 Did he see the painting? 1138 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,500 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Shit! 1139 01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:41,710 Ahh. Oh boy. 1140 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,700 God bless Jamaica. 1141 01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:45,060 Jehovah bless Jamaica. 1142 01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:49,570 Don’t nobody start your politics. Just start the game. 1143 01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,560 You must call Him by his name, oh. 1144 01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:56,240 -Who said God's a he? -Oh, here we go. Please! 1145 01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:59,900 Don’t give us none of this new-age hippie bullshit. 1146 01:07:00,090 --> 01:07:01,910 Melvin, come on, fella, talk to your missus. 1147 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,500 (CHUCKLES) 1148 01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:07,710 I’m just saying. Men don’t create life. They don’t bring a child into this world-- 1149 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,840 -They destroy them. -Amen! 1150 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,760 So, just maybe, God is a woman. 1151 01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:17,050 (MEN LAUGHING) 1152 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,970 Lisa will play on my team. 1153 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:23,220 Bilal, the game is now serious. Are we involving the women? 1154 01:07:23,390 --> 01:07:25,770 Excuse me? 1155 01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:28,650 -We are involving the women. -(LAUGHING) 1156 01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:31,070 Georgia, come join your father. 1157 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,780 Dad, I wouldn’t want to embarrass anyone. 1158 01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:38,530 Well, I’m new to the game, so don’t worry. 1159 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,030 Well, it's not just a game to this family. 1160 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,910 I’m a quick learner, especially when the stakes are so high, 1161 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,540 and family is everything to me. 1162 01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:48,960 And yet, you decided to spend your time with us. 1163 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,710 Well, that’s because this family is growing, Georgia. 1164 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,550 Don’t worry, I won’t take much space. 1165 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,970 -Has anyone got any whisky? -Drink rum, man! 1166 01:07:56,130 --> 01:07:58,550 -Rum! -(DOORBELL RINGS) 1167 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,350 -(MELVIN) What are you guys doing? -(JOSH) No, no, no, no. Please, please! 1168 01:08:03,930 --> 01:08:07,350 Hollywood Melvs, ya know. Wagwan? 1169 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,810 How you doing, Joseph? 1170 01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:10,400 "How you doing, Joseph?" 1171 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,150 Bruv, do you know what? I can’t even say you sold out. 1172 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,110 You’ve been committed to sounding like a white man from day. 1173 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:18,570 What's good though, gold chains? 1174 01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:22,240 What's LA saying? Any white girls? Beach babes? 1175 01:08:22,410 --> 01:08:25,160 Bring me in, bro. 1176 01:08:25,330 --> 01:08:28,620 -Ain't got no time for this. All right? -Melvs! Melvs, book me a flight! 1177 01:08:28,790 --> 01:08:30,960 -What's the matter with you lot? -(JOSEPH) Family! 1178 01:08:31,130 --> 01:08:33,880 How we say? Me deya! 1179 01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:38,420 -(THUDS) -(ALL LAUGH) 1180 01:08:38,590 --> 01:08:41,430 Lisa, it's not your turn. 1181 01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:44,810 -Oh, sorry! -But I like the spirit. 1182 01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:48,180 A bit premature for a victory dance. 1183 01:08:48,350 --> 01:08:50,520 Not when you already know the outcome of the game. 1184 01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:52,230 -Babe, we should get home? -Back off. 1185 01:08:52,290 --> 01:08:53,660 Back off. 1186 01:08:58,900 --> 01:08:59,900 (CHUCKLES) 1187 01:09:02,030 --> 01:09:04,330 Um, step in, man dem. 1188 01:09:04,490 --> 01:09:07,580 -Come on. Wagwam, cuz? You all right? -Yeah. 1189 01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:11,290 All right, so... Oh! 1190 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:13,080 What you lot saying though? 1191 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,710 You all right? 1192 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:19,630 You lot eaten? Huh? You lot need to eat, man. 1193 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,760 Look at this stuff. 1194 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,310 Beautiful, isn't it? So buff. 1195 01:09:28,470 --> 01:09:30,060 I love it. I love it. 1196 01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:32,810 -So wagwan. What you lot saying? -No, listen... 1197 01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:35,900 -(YELPS) -Come here, wagwan? 1198 01:09:36,070 --> 01:09:39,280 You all right? It's cool. It's cool, cuz. 1199 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:40,900 'Cause I'm the dickhead. Yeah? 1200 01:09:41,070 --> 01:09:43,070 I’m the dickhead chasing you through Westfield, 1201 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,120 whose warning you won’t heed. 1202 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,450 I’m the dickhead whose girl broke up with me 1203 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,160 because of my little cousin. 1204 01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:50,750 So thank you, bruv. 1205 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:52,670 She did? It’s official? 1206 01:09:52,830 --> 01:09:55,290 -Do you want me to... -Joseph, You don’t want to do this. 1207 01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:57,800 You don't really love her. It’s just your ego, my bro. 1208 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:01,010 Yo, you know you’re my cousin, init. And it's Christmas for God's sake! 1209 01:10:01,170 --> 01:10:04,300 Technically, Christmas is a time for giving. 1210 01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:08,100 And forgiving. And plus she liked Josh’s paintings. 1211 01:10:08,260 --> 01:10:10,640 That you painted for her, lickle fassie-hole. Shut up. 1212 01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:12,390 (GRUNTS) 1213 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:16,610 -Oh, shit. -Dedicated. 1214 01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:27,660 Oi! Ya fucking... (GRUNTS) 1215 01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:32,330 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes, baby! -(GRUNTS) 1216 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,040 -(GRUNTING) -Show me your strength! 1217 01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,210 Wagwan? Yeah! 1218 01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:42,210 -What's going on? What's going on? -(GRUNTS) 1219 01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,340 Let's go, go on. Show me what you're on. 1220 01:10:44,510 --> 01:10:46,640 -Wagwan. -(GRUNTS) 1221 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,600 (GRUNTS) Come on, cuz! Come on. 1222 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,020 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1223 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,020 Hey, no, no, no! 1224 01:10:57,190 --> 01:10:59,570 Pick another one, man. Mum will kill us. 1225 01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:05,530 Yes, okay. Yeah. That's true. 1226 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,160 -Trying again. -(GRUNTS) 1227 01:11:08,270 --> 01:11:10,020 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1228 01:11:10,190 --> 01:11:13,480 Come on, Bilal! Send it! 1229 01:11:13,650 --> 01:11:16,490 (GIGGLES) Make sure you study your opponent, you know. 1230 01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:19,280 I dunno, Uncle Kirk. She’s looking kind of shook. 1231 01:11:19,450 --> 01:11:21,450 (CLINT) Watch how she disappoints her country. 1232 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:22,700 (ALL LAUGH) 1233 01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:25,750 Baby girl, we don’t shiver nor shake where I’m from. 1234 01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:29,960 -What are you saying? What are you saying? -Domino, shawty! What’s happening! 1235 01:11:30,130 --> 01:11:31,790 (ALL CHEER) 1236 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,300 -Give me five, Georgia. -Hey! Hey! 1237 01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:37,010 (LISA LAUGHING) (CLINT) Another glass. 1238 01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:38,800 -(CLEARS THROAT) -(CHUCKLING) 1239 01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:42,600 -You're not gonna drink with us? -I’m good for now. 1240 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,430 (GEORGIA) It's just that Wray and Nephew is a family tradition. 1241 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,440 -Are you religious? Muslim? -Muslim? 1242 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,150 (JANET) Who bring Muhammad in this house? (CHUCKLES) 1243 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:55,150 Actually, my family actually leans a bit more towards African spirituality. 1244 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:58,700 -Juju! -Voodoo business! (GIGGLES) 1245 01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:02,490 A little advice, you’re gonna have to get down with traditions of this family. 1246 01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:04,490 I think I’ll be all right. 1247 01:12:06,450 --> 01:12:09,040 Just a little advice to keep your man happy. 1248 01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:10,500 (SCOFFS) 1249 01:12:12,670 --> 01:12:14,960 That's funny coming from someone who can’t keep a man. 1250 01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:17,660 -(MEN GASP) -(GEORGIA) Excuse me? 1251 01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:21,680 Listen, you American fantasy. You know nothing about what I can do. 1252 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,680 If Bilal and Miss Shirley never split, you’d never have met. 1253 01:12:24,850 --> 01:12:27,220 -You’re a rebound, a convenience. -Georgia! 1254 01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:30,520 No, no, no. Hey, it's cool. Let’s cut the bullshit. 1255 01:12:30,690 --> 01:12:33,770 -Oh, it’s cut. -(ALL MURMURING) 1256 01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:37,070 You’re hurt. I get it. You didn’t know I existed. 1257 01:12:37,230 --> 01:12:40,320 Maybe you thought you two would someday find your way back to each other, 1258 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:43,870 and I’m sorry for that, but that’s not the way this story ends. 1259 01:12:44,030 --> 01:12:46,740 -Georgia, come on, darling. -You sure about that? 1260 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,000 You’re not even sure if you’ve got a ring. 1261 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,870 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1262 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,330 Little girl, 1263 01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:56,500 I’m sure that you weren’t even a thought before yesterday. 1264 01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,220 -(BILLY) Well. G? G-- Georgia? -Oh, no, Georgia. 1265 01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:03,090 Georgia! 1266 01:13:03,260 --> 01:13:05,850 -(CLINT) Caroline, come and sit down. -Are you okay? 1267 01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:10,060 I should go. 1268 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,890 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1269 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,480 If God was a woman, we’d all be fucked. 1270 01:13:16,650 --> 01:13:19,400 -(CHUCKLES) -(ALL GROAN) 1271 01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:27,370 -Hey. -Whoa. Hey. 1272 01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,620 I forgot how cute you are when you’re nervous. 1273 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,250 I’m not nervous. 1274 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:35,670 All alone with your ex in your garden, 1275 01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,000 family and fiancée on the other side of the door. 1276 01:13:38,170 --> 01:13:41,880 -(GEORGIA) I’d say it’s okay to be nervous. -Yeah. 1277 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,220 I saw the way you looked at me last night. 1278 01:13:54,770 --> 01:14:00,070 Yeah, it’s crazy. You’re a superstar now, Georgia. 1279 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:05,570 Do you remember what you said to me when you first asked me out? 1280 01:14:11,370 --> 01:14:12,910 Choose me. 1281 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,640 Lisa? Lisa! 1282 01:14:40,190 --> 01:14:42,900 Lisa! Lisa! 1283 01:14:49,950 --> 01:14:53,160 Lisa, please! Lisa, wait, wait, wait! Please! 1284 01:14:53,330 --> 01:14:55,000 -Baby? Babe, listen. -No! 1285 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,290 Babe, that was a mistake. 1286 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,540 Stop. So Is that why you didn’t tell me about her? 1287 01:14:58,710 --> 01:15:01,630 -Because you two were still in love? -I love you. That's it! 1288 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,470 -It doesn’t have to be a big deal. -What? God! 1289 01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:08,680 She still loves you! They all love her and you know! 1290 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,220 -Just... This is a big fucking deal, Melvin! -Listen to me, darling, I promise you. 1291 01:15:13,390 --> 01:15:14,890 -It's just me and you, okay? -No! 1292 01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:17,600 -No. No. -It's just you and me, babe. I promise you. 1293 01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:19,610 Believe that, please! 1294 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,770 You have just shown me in the worst kind of way 1295 01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:25,610 that it has never been just you and me. 1296 01:15:31,410 --> 01:15:35,250 I’ve been so worried about what you want. 1297 01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,050 I got a great job opportunity in New Zealand. 1298 01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:46,470 I’m taking it. 1299 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:57,390 -(GLASS CRASHES) -(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1300 01:15:59,190 --> 01:16:02,190 Lisa! Lisa-- 1301 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,070 Lisa! 1302 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,410 -Hey, Melvin! -What! 1303 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:12,870 -Look! -What happened? 1304 01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:15,290 -Gigi. Gigi, Gigi. -No! 1305 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:18,910 -Has anyone got a key? Anyone got a key? -(CLINT) What did you do to her? Huh? 1306 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,750 You Hollywood bastard! You come back after all these years 1307 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,540 -and no apology. -Relationships end! 1308 01:16:23,710 --> 01:16:25,960 (CLINT) The son will inherit the sins of the father. 1309 01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:28,800 Just because your father shitted on your life does not mean 1310 01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:31,840 -you get to shit on my daughter! -(EVERYONE SHOUTING) 1311 01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:34,470 Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? 1312 01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,230 Respect your elders now. How dare you, idiot! 1313 01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:45,230 -Boobsy, don't-- -‘Unno, behave yourself. 1314 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,820 -What? -Yes, Uncle. 1315 01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:49,450 -Ohh! -(ALL GASP) 1316 01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:52,450 (ALL CHATTERING) 1317 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,870 This was a Versace! 1318 01:17:04,670 --> 01:17:09,170 (ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING) 1319 01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:11,840 Come on, let’s do this. 1320 01:17:29,530 --> 01:17:31,860 -Oi! -(CHATTERING STOPS) 1321 01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:36,950 Are you taking the piss? Leave you in my house and you go-- 1322 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,540 -Oh, God! Shirley! -(THUDS) 1323 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:44,750 (SHIRLEY GROANING) Oh, Lord have mercy! 1324 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:48,420 -(BILAL) Hey, Shirley, you're lucky. -Lucky? 1325 01:17:48,590 --> 01:17:52,050 -I've got my nativity show tomorrow. -Don’t worry about that. It'll be all right. 1326 01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:54,970 Yeah, Mum, we could help you with that as well, and Boxing Day. 1327 01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:57,680 (SHIRLEY) Oh? Now you wanna help me, Aretha? 1328 01:17:57,850 --> 01:17:59,100 Wow. Okay? 1329 01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:03,020 -You guys mash up my house. Get off! -Shirley. 1330 01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:07,440 (CHATTERING) 1331 01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:09,280 Everyone out. 1332 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,950 -(BILAL) Shirl, come on! Come on! -Now! Everyone get out of my house! 1333 01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:15,450 Clint? We gotta go. 1334 01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:17,870 You, Melvin, upstairs! 1335 01:18:18,030 --> 01:18:22,460 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1336 01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:28,000 -You all right, Mum? -(SHIRLEY SIGHS) 1337 01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:31,550 -You okay? -Where's Lisa? 1338 01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:36,140 She had to go back. I gotta go and see her. 1339 01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:40,510 -Did you know that she’s pregnant? -What? 1340 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,350 Did you know 1341 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,100 -that your fiancée is pregnant? -Well, hold on. 1342 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:48,990 -Did she speak to you about something? -She didn’t have to say anything. 1343 01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:53,440 I’m watching this beautiful young woman who loves you, 1344 01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:56,160 hiding her shit because she doesn't have the confidence 1345 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,250 that you've got your shit together. 1346 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,700 -Are you ashamed of us? -Mum, I can't deal with this. 1347 01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:05,710 -Yeah, go on. Run. Run like your father. -Why are you talking to me like that? 1348 01:19:05,870 --> 01:19:10,800 What your dad did to me and this family was messed up. 1349 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,840 How I handled it was messed up. 1350 01:19:15,010 --> 01:19:16,380 But you, 1351 01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:20,890 jumping on a plane and not talking to us for months on end, 1352 01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:24,850 running away without a proper explanation to Georgia, 1353 01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:28,520 and then turning up here with your pregnant fiancée, 1354 01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:31,520 and walking her straight into this shit blindly, 1355 01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:34,280 now it's that you should be ashamed of. 1356 01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:39,780 Now, leave my house. 1357 01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:42,200 Boxing Day is off. 1358 01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:51,040 (MS. LONDON ON SPEAKER)You need me to come out there? 1359 01:19:51,210 --> 01:19:55,130 No. Just meet me in New Zealand. 1360 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:57,630 (MS. LONDON)You already know. I got you. 1361 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,600 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1362 01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:06,480 (MELVIN) Lisa, can you open the door, please? 1363 01:20:11,150 --> 01:20:13,150 I've got a key, but I don’t wanna just come in. 1364 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,480 I want you to want me to come in. 1365 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,410 Babe, you’re pregnant. 1366 01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:25,700 Why not tell me? Why carry that by yourself? 1367 01:20:25,870 --> 01:20:27,410 (LISA SNUFFLES SOFTLY) 1368 01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:34,210 I know I can be a scared little shit. 1369 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,260 (MELVIN) I'm a scared little shit. 1370 01:20:39,430 --> 01:20:42,850 But I love you, and I promise you I will do anything to make our life perfect. 1371 01:20:45,390 --> 01:20:48,480 (MELVIN) You're right. I should’ve told you about Georgia. 1372 01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:52,060 I just... 1373 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:59,320 I didn’t want you to see how much of a coward I can be. 1374 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,160 (MELVIN) Lisa, I'm sorry. I love you, 1375 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,160 and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 1376 01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:09,750 -Lisa? -(LISA) Melvin... 1377 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,840 I need you to go. 1378 01:21:20,050 --> 01:21:24,600 ("TONIGHT MAY HAVE TO LAST ME ALL MY LIFE" BY NANCY WILSON PLAYING) 1379 01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:30,850 Hold me close to you 1380 01:21:32,810 --> 01:21:35,190 Say you love me too 1381 01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:42,070 Tonight may have to last me 1382 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,780 All my life 1383 01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:57,380 Leave a memory 1384 01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:06,010 To keep me company 1385 01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:11,770 Tonight 1386 01:22:11,930 --> 01:22:15,860 May have to last me 1387 01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:19,780 All my life 1388 01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:29,160 Then, when I'm alone... 1389 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,000 (KNOCKS) 1390 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:36,880 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 1391 01:22:49,810 --> 01:22:52,730 Clap your hands and stomp your feet. 1392 01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:56,190 This happens to be a Bilal special treat. 1393 01:22:56,350 --> 01:22:58,360 Style can't spoil. 1394 01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,900 (CROWD CHEERING) 1395 01:23:01,070 --> 01:23:03,860 Hold on tight. Merry Christmas, everybody. 1396 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:19,960 (BILAL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1397 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,070 Here, a good life. 1398 01:23:50,950 --> 01:23:53,080 -It’s all we know. -(GLASSES CLINK) 1399 01:23:59,170 --> 01:24:01,630 Tonight, I realised I’m just like you. 1400 01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:05,840 I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me. 1401 01:24:09,510 --> 01:24:11,720 I like her. 1402 01:24:11,890 --> 01:24:14,970 Strong. Good manners. 1403 01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,270 Beautiful. (CHUCKLES) 1404 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:20,270 Maybe we are alike, eh? (CHUCKLES) 1405 01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:24,730 -Lisa’s pregnant, Dad. -Hmmm... 1406 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:26,280 Well... 1407 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:30,030 Congratulations. 1408 01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:35,580 I’ve never known if I wanted to be a dad. 1409 01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:37,960 -Children are a blessing, son. -(MELVIN CHUCKLES) 1410 01:24:39,170 --> 01:24:41,250 That’s easy for you to say, innit? 1411 01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:44,250 Your generation were getting women pregnant left, right, and centre. 1412 01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,380 I only had one family. 1413 01:24:47,510 --> 01:24:49,930 But you let us down, Dad. 1414 01:24:50,090 --> 01:24:51,970 You let me down. 1415 01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:59,350 All these years I spent trying to... live into some... 1416 01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:04,820 ...expectation for me, all for you to... 1417 01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:10,990 All so I could what? 1418 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,120 You broke my heart, Dad. 1419 01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:23,290 Made me think that nothing was real. 1420 01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:25,540 And I judged you severely for it. 1421 01:25:25,710 --> 01:25:27,300 (MELVIN SIGHS) 1422 01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:28,710 I know. 1423 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:33,140 Now I know life is just complicated. 1424 01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:37,970 I could've done better by Shirley, you know. 1425 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,230 Shirley is a... 1426 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:46,110 She's a wonderful woman. 1427 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,560 A good mother and a wife that... 1428 01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:00,290 (SIGHS) I'm gonna regret losing for the rest of my life. 1429 01:26:00,450 --> 01:26:04,250 All my mistakes... 1430 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,210 the way I've done things... 1431 01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:14,760 is no way a reflection of... 1432 01:26:15,890 --> 01:26:18,350 the love that I had for you all. 1433 01:26:18,510 --> 01:26:21,270 The love I got for you, Melvin. 1434 01:26:21,430 --> 01:26:25,480 All my indiscretions, I had to take a look at myself in the mirror. 1435 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:28,820 And I’m humbled to the fact that... 1436 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:35,950 I am an imperfect human being. 1437 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,240 I gotta live with that. Tell me something, son. 1438 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,540 What are you scared of? 1439 01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:47,130 Scared I'm not ready. 1440 01:26:49,590 --> 01:26:50,590 (SIGHS) 1441 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,090 I don’t want to hurt her. 1442 01:26:57,930 --> 01:27:00,470 (SIGHS) I’m scared I’d fail. 1443 01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:07,480 And I ain’t got no business being a father. 1444 01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:11,650 Hearing you say all that... 1445 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:15,780 It only tells me one thing. 1446 01:27:15,950 --> 01:27:19,700 You are ready. 1447 01:27:22,410 --> 01:27:25,410 (SLOW R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1448 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,920 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1449 01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,100 (PEBBLE TAPS WINDOW) 1450 01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:10,630 (RADIO NEWS PLAYING) 1451 01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:13,920 (SNORING) 1452 01:28:14,090 --> 01:28:16,670 -Morning! -(GRUNTS) 1453 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,970 There you go. Dad, you forget about me ‘cause Melvin’s home, yeah? 1454 01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:23,560 You get rich and switch. I thought I was your favourite? 1455 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,310 You are my favourite. Come. 1456 01:28:28,310 --> 01:28:30,600 Right. I’ll go wash up. 1457 01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:32,310 (SIGHS) 1458 01:28:35,030 --> 01:28:36,610 It'll be all right in the end. 1459 01:28:36,780 --> 01:28:39,660 If it’s not all right, then it’s not the end. 1460 01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:44,910 -You look morning ugly stressed, bruv. -I am stressed. 1461 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,620 I ruined my life last night, Boobsy. 1462 01:28:49,710 --> 01:28:51,330 (CLEARS THROAT) 1463 01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:55,710 What are you watching? 1464 01:28:57,050 --> 01:29:00,010 (SIGHS) The night I proposed. 1465 01:29:01,180 --> 01:29:03,140 You proper love her, innit? 1466 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:09,060 (CHUCKLES) I'm not gonna lie. 1467 01:29:10,730 --> 01:29:13,980 Lisa's all right, man. She sticks up for herself. 1468 01:29:15,270 --> 01:29:18,110 -You’re gonna be an auntie. -What? 1469 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,700 Yes. 1470 01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:22,410 -What?! -Oh, God. Get off me, man. 1471 01:29:22,570 --> 01:29:25,580 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1472 01:29:25,740 --> 01:29:28,330 -What? To an American child? -Yes, to an American child. 1473 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,080 Daddy, Auntie Boobsy! 1474 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,250 Ewww! (SLAPS) 1475 01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,170 Ow! What the hell are you doing that for? 1476 01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:38,300 That is for the future baby mother bride-to-be. 1477 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:42,680 Only an American girl would put up with your shit, bruv. 1478 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:45,390 Don’t worry, I’m gonna teach her the London way. 1479 01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:48,470 (GIGGLES) Ah, Auntie Boobsy. 1480 01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:53,310 I gotta fix this. 1481 01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:55,480 -What? -I need your help. 1482 01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:58,600 How is there not one flight leaving for New Zealand? 1483 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:02,020 (CHUCKLES) No shit it’s Christmas. I need to get out of here. 1484 01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:04,640 -(MAN) Come on, mate! Move it! -Who are you beeping at? 1485 01:30:04,810 --> 01:30:08,060 -What's your problem? Relax, bruv. Relax! -(CARS BEEPING) 1486 01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:10,480 Five minutes, yeah? Just wait! 1487 01:30:10,650 --> 01:30:13,650 God! All right. Go on, bruv. Do your thing. Do... 1488 01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:43,850 Bruv. Them things don’t work no more. Come on. 1489 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,900 -Sorry, mate. -Yeah, mate, better luck next time. 1490 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:55,030 (ENGINE STARTS) 1491 01:30:55,190 --> 01:30:58,950 Thank you. If you could reverse, please? 1492 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,990 Everyone come out! I want everyone to see this. 1493 01:31:06,690 --> 01:31:08,820 Who believes in love? 1494 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,590 Well, I believe in love. 1495 01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:15,300 And Joseph, bro, I love you, man. 1496 01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:18,260 -What? -I do! I love you. 1497 01:31:18,430 --> 01:31:21,680 (JOSEPH) But you hurt me, man. Like, literally hurt me. 1498 01:31:22,890 --> 01:31:28,230 See that girl up there? Alison, she's special to me. 1499 01:31:29,850 --> 01:31:34,690 So no matter how many times you punch me up, chase me, or threaten me, 1500 01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:38,490 it’s not going to change the way I feel about her. 1501 01:31:38,650 --> 01:31:40,870 So what do you want to do? 1502 01:31:42,070 --> 01:31:44,580 -(GRUNTS) -You and your dumb speech, man. 1503 01:31:44,740 --> 01:31:46,540 Listen. 1504 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:51,420 Alison needs a man, not a boy. 1505 01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:55,380 Now go back and spend Christmas with your real family. 1506 01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,680 You thinking you know what Alison needs is the saddest truth here. 1507 01:32:02,010 --> 01:32:03,510 Dedicated. 1508 01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:07,430 What are you doing? 1509 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:10,390 For real? For him? 1510 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,690 Him? I don’t want either of you jokers. 1511 01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:15,940 You lot are on my car, so could you move please? 1512 01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:20,200 -Thank you. -Hold on. 1513 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,660 What are you saying? 1514 01:32:22,820 --> 01:32:24,620 Please don’t be here when I get back. 1515 01:32:31,870 --> 01:32:33,130 (SIGHS) 1516 01:32:35,380 --> 01:32:37,510 Didn't I say I didn’t like flowers? 1517 01:32:39,340 --> 01:32:40,800 What about this? 1518 01:32:44,140 --> 01:32:46,140 Oh, Josh. 1519 01:32:46,310 --> 01:32:47,970 Babes. (CHUCKLES) 1520 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,060 You are cute. 1521 01:32:54,900 --> 01:32:56,520 Merry Christmas. 1522 01:33:06,660 --> 01:33:10,160 (WISE KID #1) Baby Black Jesus, I gift you this jar of myrrh. 1523 01:33:10,330 --> 01:33:13,420 May it represent strength and all ‘dem tings there. 1524 01:33:13,580 --> 01:33:15,040 -(CROWD LAUGHS) -He’s a baby. 1525 01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:18,380 He needs a dummy, not tree wax, Wasteman. 1526 01:33:19,380 --> 01:33:23,050 And this chest of gold is all yours, my G. Got me dripping still. 1527 01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:27,220 You lot say my son is the Son of God, yeah? Then make a man a better offer! 1528 01:33:27,390 --> 01:33:29,470 -Yeah. -(CROWD LAUGHS) 1529 01:33:30,470 --> 01:33:31,890 -(FOOT STOMPS) -(CROWD GASPS) 1530 01:33:33,730 --> 01:33:37,980 (CROWD CHEERING) 1531 01:33:38,150 --> 01:33:39,480 Please sit down. 1532 01:33:39,650 --> 01:33:44,110 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1533 01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:49,120 All right, let's have one big cheer for the young people. 1534 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,830 (CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY) 1535 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,000 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1536 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:57,340 Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah 1537 01:33:57,500 --> 01:34:00,210 (RICHARD)Oh, yah, yah, yah-yaaah 1538 01:34:00,380 --> 01:34:03,630 (RICHARD)Ah-yah, yah, yah, yah-yaaah 1539 01:34:05,260 --> 01:34:10,310 Ah, some things were meant to be 1540 01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:13,350 So why not let it be? 1541 01:34:15,190 --> 01:34:17,360 And stop worryin’ about it? 1542 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,230 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1543 01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,780 Long as we know what’s in our hearts 1544 01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:27,740 We know your inner thoughts, and 1545 01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:30,490 No reason for concern, no 1546 01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:32,870 They gonna talk, they gonna talk, they gonna talk 1547 01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:35,500 They gonna say a lot of things about us 1548 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:37,290 (CROWD CHEERING) 1549 01:34:37,460 --> 01:34:40,630 (BOTH) You said you know that our love is not a sin 1550 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,380 But you worry what the people say 1551 01:34:43,550 --> 01:34:46,470 When they see me with you 1552 01:34:46,630 --> 01:34:49,550 And worry what the crowd would say 1553 01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:53,470 When they find us together 1554 01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,890 Worry what the people say 1555 01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:59,770 When they know we’re in love 1556 01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:03,190 -Worry what the crowd will say -(CROWD CHEERING) 1557 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,280 (BILAL) Everybody, let's sing. Come on, let's sing. 1558 01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:08,740 Let's go. Let's go. 1559 01:35:08,910 --> 01:35:12,620 (EVERYBODY SINGING)Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah 1560 01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:18,120 Oh, ah-yah, yah, yah-yaaah 1561 01:35:18,290 --> 01:35:20,420 Oh-ho, ohh 1562 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:24,210 -One more time. - Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah 1563 01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:27,760 Oh-ho, ohh 1564 01:35:27,930 --> 01:35:33,260 (CROWD CHEERING) 1565 01:35:33,430 --> 01:35:36,060 Well done. Well done. 1566 01:35:48,950 --> 01:35:50,620 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1567 01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:22,810 I’m here. What do you want? 1568 01:36:24,270 --> 01:36:25,320 I wanted to say sorry. 1569 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:29,650 (GEORGIA) I was wrong. 1570 01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:33,490 Okay. That it? 1571 01:36:33,660 --> 01:36:35,240 I never intended to be malicious. 1572 01:36:35,410 --> 01:36:37,730 (SCOFFS) Really? 1573 01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:42,670 (INHALES) Then what exactly were your intentions? 1574 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,750 My first night meeting his family and all. 1575 01:36:47,630 --> 01:36:51,760 I guess I just always felt like we'd... 1576 01:36:53,590 --> 01:36:54,760 Oh, it doesn't matter. 1577 01:36:59,930 --> 01:37:01,350 I’m so sorry, Lisa. 1578 01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:18,870 Thank you for saying that. 1579 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,540 This whole thing's Melvin's fault anyways, right? 1580 01:37:24,710 --> 01:37:30,010 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I mean, when we met, we were doing so well without him. 1581 01:37:30,170 --> 01:37:32,510 (SIGHS) Yeah. 1582 01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:37,640 Hmm. Who needs him? 1583 01:37:39,470 --> 01:37:44,480 So... what do you wanna do? 1584 01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:48,270 (GEORGIA) 'Cause I can see how much he loves you. 1585 01:37:50,530 --> 01:37:52,950 Well, guys, 'til next year. 1586 01:37:53,110 --> 01:37:55,450 -Don’t come back, man. -(CHUCKLES) 1587 01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:58,030 Yeah, when you’re around, everything's always so dramatic. 1588 01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:01,540 -Why you got to Hollywood-ise everything? -Stop it. This is bullying. 1589 01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:04,290 -Give me a hug, man. -Take it easy, man. 1590 01:38:04,460 --> 01:38:06,710 See you later, darling. 1591 01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:08,630 -Mommy! -Oh! 1592 01:38:08,790 --> 01:38:10,250 Mmm! 1593 01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,630 How do you know that she's not already left for New Zealand? 1594 01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:16,300 -Hmm? -Then I’ll go to New Zealand. 1595 01:38:16,470 --> 01:38:18,390 All right, son. Go find her. 1596 01:38:19,390 --> 01:38:21,810 -Richard, nice to meet you. -Very good to meet you. 1597 01:38:21,970 --> 01:38:23,520 -(CHUCKLES) -Take care of my mum. 1598 01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:26,270 I will. Good luck. 1599 01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:28,060 Thank you. 1600 01:38:28,230 --> 01:38:29,980 Later. 1601 01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,360 (ARETHA AND SHIRLEY) Bye! 1602 01:38:43,910 --> 01:38:45,580 Aww. 1603 01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:12,440 -Boobsy, you good? -(GEORGIA) Melvin, it’s Georgia. 1604 01:39:12,610 --> 01:39:14,780 I made Boobsy call on three-way. Don’t hang up. 1605 01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:18,030 -Yeah. What’s up? -Can you meet me before you leave? 1606 01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:20,990 I promise it will only take a second. 1607 01:39:25,580 --> 01:39:28,670 -Cab's waiting. -Melvin, I’m not gonna bite you. 1608 01:39:28,830 --> 01:39:30,790 -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -You sure? 1609 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:34,800 Listen. 1610 01:39:37,510 --> 01:39:41,010 If you never left, we’d never have started our lives, 1611 01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,430 never have had space to grow. 1612 01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:50,060 We’d have always just been what's expected, what's comfortable. 1613 01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:54,730 -Gigi and Mello. (CHUCKLES) -Mello. 1614 01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:59,070 -(LAUGHS) I haven't heard that in time. -I don’t know why we used to call you that. 1615 01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,240 -You’re so dramatic. -I’m dramatic? 1616 01:40:01,410 --> 01:40:04,290 You’re the one that writes sad love songs. 1617 01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:06,950 And you write sad stories. 1618 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,880 They’re not always sad. 1619 01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,380 Georgia, I am so sorry I hurt you. 1620 01:40:26,890 --> 01:40:28,680 Beautiful, Melvin. 1621 01:40:30,190 --> 01:40:32,360 Beautiful, complicated wasteman. 1622 01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:43,120 You really love her, don’t you? 1623 01:40:54,590 --> 01:40:57,170 -(GEORGIA) Hey... -(BUSKER) You ready? 1624 01:40:58,380 --> 01:41:02,590 Oh, yeah. We'll go one, two, and one, two, three, four. 1625 01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:04,720 (GUITAR PLAYS) 1626 01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:09,100 (SINGING)Driftin’ on a memory 1627 01:41:09,270 --> 01:41:11,850 Ain't no place I'd rather be 1628 01:41:12,020 --> 01:41:16,360 Than with you, mmm 1629 01:41:16,520 --> 01:41:19,440 # Lovin' you 1630 01:41:23,410 --> 01:41:27,790 (GEORGIA SINGING)Day will make a way for night 1631 01:41:27,950 --> 01:41:30,330 All we'll need is a candlelight 1632 01:41:30,500 --> 01:41:34,040 And a song 1633 01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:37,920 Soft and long 1634 01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:44,260 Glad to be 1635 01:41:44,430 --> 01:41:49,680 Here alone with a lover unlike no other 1636 01:41:50,770 --> 01:41:53,100 Sad to see 1637 01:41:53,270 --> 01:41:56,020 A new horizon slowly 1638 01:41:56,190 --> 01:41:59,570 Coming into view 1639 01:42:01,530 --> 01:42:05,030 I wanna be living 1640 01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:10,370 For the love of you, yeah 1641 01:42:10,540 --> 01:42:13,660 And all that I'm giving... 1642 01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:21,340 Lisa Dixon... 1643 01:42:23,380 --> 01:42:27,180 I love you, honest and true. 1644 01:42:29,140 --> 01:42:30,970 Will you marry me? 1645 01:42:35,230 --> 01:42:37,560 Well, see now this is perfect. 1646 01:42:38,980 --> 01:42:40,940 And you didn’t do it by yourself, did you? 1647 01:42:41,940 --> 01:42:43,190 No, I didn’t. 1648 01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,740 You needed a little help, right? 1649 01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,620 Yes. 1650 01:42:51,670 --> 01:42:53,510 Yes to our baby? 1651 01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:56,750 Billion per cent yes to our baby. 1652 01:42:57,830 --> 01:43:01,420 -Yes to New Zealand? -Yes, baby. 1653 01:43:03,630 --> 01:43:05,800 Yes, baby. Yes, baby, to you too. 1654 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:15,020 (CROWD CLAPS AND CHEERS) 1655 01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:17,390 (SHIRLEY) Woo-hoo! Woo! 1656 01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:22,900 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1657 01:43:23,070 --> 01:43:25,690 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1658 01:43:30,530 --> 01:43:32,530 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 1659 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:55,310 -Sure you wanna marry into this family? -Oh, more than sure. 1660 01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:01,190 (CROWD CHEERING) 1661 01:44:04,900 --> 01:44:08,900 (ALL SINGING)I wanna be living 1662 01:44:09,070 --> 01:44:12,450 For the love of you 1663 01:44:12,620 --> 01:44:17,870 And all that I'm giving Is for the love of you. 1664 01:44:19,870 --> 01:44:21,880 (UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 1665 01:48:56,860 --> 01:48:59,110 Translated by: David Benke Iyuno-SDI Group