♪ Living on my own accord ♪
♪ Living our dreams and more ♪
♪ We did it We made it ♪
♪ I did it, I made it Made it ♪
♪ I made it And it feels amazing ♪
-Wait. Who knows how to bake here? -Uh…
[Kane] I don't know anything.
So, you need a bowl. Hold on.
Here. Beat it by hand, two minutes.
[Kim, Kelly] By hand?
-[Kim] It doesn't wanna close. -[Kane] No!
[Guy] No, don't break my oven.
[Kim] I'm just trying to close it!
[Guy] I don't know. I-- I--
[Kelly] This is your house. So what time's Kevin supposed to be here?
Kevin always tells me, like,
"I've never had good things in my life, I've never had many birthday parties."
Being a good friend,
I wanted to show Kevin that we appreciate him,
so I decided to throw a birthday party.
Ours look professional. Like, professional.
[Kane] This is called baking from the heart. [laughs]
Shut up. Hurry!
-[Guy] Come in. -[Kevin] Yeah.
-Whoa! Oh! -[all] Surprise!
[all laugh and cheer]
Surprise! Happy birthday!
[Kevin] Oh, my God!
-[Kelly] Which one's better? -[Kevin] Obviously this one.
Oh, my God, guys.
-I drew the-- -This is the best birthday.
It's the first time friends have thrown a birthday party for me, ever.
Ever.
I have had so many shitty, lonely birthdays, like, my whole life,
and so I don't like to normally talk about birthdays
because I just always spend it alone.
You know, for a long time, I just never had friends to do this wi--
-[Kane] You have one, two, three-- -Thanks. You mean the world to me.
You're welcome. [laughs]
[doorbell rings]
[Kevin] Hey everyone, this is my mom.
-[Kim] Hi, Mommy! -[Kevin] I call her "Ama."
-This is Kane. -[Kane] Hi.
-[Ama] This is Kane? -How are you?
Oh, my God, it's so lovely to see you.
-Kevin talks so much about you. -He does?
-How are you? So nice to see you. -[Ama] I'm good.
-Future-- -Hi, Kelly.
-[Kane] Future wife. -Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, she's your future wife?
-No, stop. -She doesn't know it yet.
Her hips-- Her hips aren't big enough to produce babies.
-There you go! -Oh, no! [laughs]
[all laughing] Oh!
That's okay! That's okay!
Kevin's mom is definitely a character, and I can see
where Kevin gets some of his personality from.
-Bring those boobs out, baby. -[all exclaim]
[Kevin] Oh! Ama!
[Kim gasps] Wow, she's amazing!
[Guy] Touch 'em, squeeze 'em.
No, but I also know they look better when they're hanging out.
[laughs loudly]
[Kim] You need to move to LA.
-No. -Uh-huh.
[Theresa] No, I like my nice, quiet life.
[Kim] You can have that in LA.
-No. -[Kim] No?
-No. -[Kim] Okay.
[Kevin] Mom, I was telling you about Kim.
Kim doesn't want to find her dad.
-Okay. Wow. -Yeah.
[Theresa] Do you know your mother?
-Yeah, I do. I'm-- -Okay.
-I'm very close with my mom. -Oh, wow.
I lost contact with my dad since I was eight years old.
[Kevin] I also talked to her about talking to you.
[Theresa] Oh, I have no problem with it.
-[Kim] Really? -No, absolutely not.
I would love for his parents to see what a great guy he's turned into.
-[Kim] Wow. -I feel bad that they don't know
that they brought forth a pretty amazing guy.
And I don't feel threatened. I'm still your mother.
Listening to Kevin's mom saying that she's gonna be fine,
she's gonna be very understanding,
it makes me feel so happy and feel so warm inside.
And it makes me realize I want to find closure.
I'm at an age where, you know,
I wanna just build this relationship with my father that I never really had.
That was so beautiful.
I'm nervous about bringing this topic up to my mom.
And you don't think she would be supportive?
I-- I don't-- I hope so.
[Theresa] I can't imagine she wouldn't.
I mean, you're her child. She loves you.
It's important to you. And it'll be important to her to help you.
[Kim] A mother's love is so strong and beautiful.
When she says that, it makes me wanna grab her and give her the biggest hug,
like, "Thank you." It gives me a lot of confidence.
-[Kim] Thank you so much. -Seriously, she is going to help you.
She's gonna love you and continue to love you.
-Maybe even more. -I think-- Yeah.
-[Kim] You think so? Yeah? -[Theresa] Absolutely. Absolutely.
[Kane] Kevin's been a great friend to me.
He's nothing but just, kind.
I mean, a bit dumb at times, but you know, that's innocence, you know?
And I think people like that just keep things young.
I give you credit. My mom came over and was like,
"Kevin's a really nice guy." And that's a testament to you as well.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
He is a good guy.
He's one of the kindest people…
you will ever meet.
And he will do anything for you.
[Kane] Aw! That's a good one.
Yay!
I'm gonna cry, too. [laughs]
[Guy shouts] Yeah!
We have a tradition-- Can we get a blindfold? And a coin?
[Kevin] What do we do?
You have to find the coin in the cake. It's a Singapore tradition.
But people have to eat this cake.
Kevin will basically believe anything I tell him.
I told Kevin it's a tradition
to find a coin in a cake without your hands.
Like, I don't want to get cake on my shirt.
Any reason, he's like, "I'm taking my shirt off."
It brings you good luck and like, wealth, and-- which is all bullshit.
I just wanted him to, like, do it 'cause it's fun.
[Theresa laughs] Oh, my God!
[friends laugh]
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
[Kevin] You're so funny!
Pool party!
Who's ready? Aah!
[with high voice from helium] ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
[laughs]
-[gas escapes] -[laughs]
You have to suck hard, Jaime.
[Kim screams] Don't get my hair wet!
[screams]
[Kane] Oh, my God, Kim! [laughs]
[laughs] Ow!
[upbeat pop music plays] ♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ One, one, one ♪
♪ Better run, run, run ♪
♪ Now we just begun ♪
♪ We never done, done, done ♪
Hi.
-We need something very caffeinated today. -What is "tiger sugar milk"?
It's regular milk with brown sugar drizzle.
[Kevin. Kane] Ooh!
-Let's get that. -[Kevin] Yeah. What else do you want?
[Kane] Let's get the Frosty Milk.
I wanna try the Cheese Foam.
-Cheesecake Slush. -[Kevin] I think that's enough, dude.
-[Kane] It's not. -Is that enough for two?
-[Kane] Can I try the mango? -That's too much for two people.
That's too much for two people?
Kevin, I forgot my wallet. Can you pay?
-Wait, really? -Yeah.
Kane will not waste any of that food that I just paid for.
Is that all we ordered?
-This isn't enough? -[laughs]
My mom loved you.
-[Kane] Yeah. -Loved you.
-And she really liked Kelly, you know? -Yeah.
-She was like-- -Your mom said she had really small hips.
-I know! [laughs] -[laughs]
And it's so interesting, because it's something that an Asian parent would say.
-You know? I'm like, "Are you Asian?" -Yeah.
I know. I've never heard my mom say that before.
-That came out of nowhere. -Nowhere!
Nowhere.
But, no I told my mom about--
-Kelly? Okay. -Yeah.
And there might be something more.
Then you're the rebound guy, right?
-Yeah, that wouldn't feel good. -Yeah.
I don't like to be a rebound for somebody that I like.
So, I'm not gonna try to fuck that up.
How awkward would it be, let's say, a couple months down the line,
we go on a date and then she gets back with Andrew?
Cause that seems to be her pattern, right?
Yeah. Every like, every few weeks, she's like, "I'm breaking up with Andrew.
This is it. I'm over him."
Like, "I can't deal with this anymore."
And then, after a week, like, get back together, everything's good,
everything's like, happy, she's posting pictures.
And I'm just like, "Oh, my God. Like, enough."
-Right? -Talk to Jaime. Talk to someone else.
Talk to Siri, I mean, don't talk to me. I'm tired. [laughs]
Well, her heart is-- She's been hurt a lot in the past,
so I feel like she's closed up, but if she could find somebody to care for her--
-[Kane] Yeah. Yeah. -Not Andrew, you know,
I think she'd open up more and she'd be, like, much happier.
'Cause me and Kelly look at each other and I can see that she gets happy.
-Oh, that's-- [laughs] -We have a connection.
Okay.
I'll keep an eye out for that. I'll tell you.
You think that everyone you talk to connects with you.
I think you should be there as a friend, you know,
although your eyes speak to each other.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
-[Kane] I don't know. [laughs] -Can you not mock me?
I wanna watch you guys when you speak next time.
You should. No, it's only, like, brief moments.
What do you mean? There's a connection?
-You look at her? -Yeah.
-What about Jaime?
-Anything from Jaime? -Nothing.
[both laugh loudly]
-[Kane] All right, Kevin. -[Kevin] Ugh, I'm full.
-[Kane] Take this. Yeah. And this. -You want this?
-Do you want this? -And this.
[chuckles] You want that, too?
-Just take this. -I don't want this.
[Kane] Yeah. I'm gonna go out.
[festive music plays]
[woman] Beautiful!
[Christine] Today is Baby G's first birthday party.
Since Baby G is going to be an only child,
there is no reason not to throw the most epic first birthday for him.
You made it!
I wouldn't miss it.
[Christine] Aw!
Baby G is our miracle baby,
and we are having a party
to celebrate this wonderful child
against all odds.
[Kevin] Hey!
-[Kane] Tempting apple juice. -That's ridiculous.
Okay, so there's a lot going on.
-Virtual reality. -Ah!
[Christine] Puppet show. Customized dessert shop.
A Gucci claw machine.
[woman 2] Beautiful.
[Christine] Lots of food. Enjoy!
I've never had my face plastered on something.
Well, it's also on a wall over there.
[Kevin] That's so cool!
My surprise birthday sucked compared to this party.
[Christine] This is all for you.
This is all for you.
Thank you, everybody, for joining us today.
We fell in love with this museum.
With its mission, and its vision,
so we made the contribution to give admission for underserved children.
[crowd cheers]
So, Happy Birthday, Baby G!
[crowd applauds, cheers]
Ooh! [laughs]
[crowd laughs] Aw…
It's okay! Happy Birthday, Baby G.
I felt that it was important for him to see that his parents value giving back.
In addition, I wanted to be able to build a mini-legacy for Baby G,
so that he gets into the right pre-schools. [chuckles]
Is that bad? So bad.
That's so bad.
[Christine] Thank you for coming.
This is more expensive than Rodeo.
-You guys, this is way more expensive. -Crazy.
Way more expensive.
This, um, donation would cost me, like…
half a season at Couture.
But, it's going to a good cause.
[laughs]
I think the party's a bit serious for a one-year-old.
It's so contrived.
I am determined to have fun.
Don't tell her.
-Can we just jump in? -You just wanna jump in?
[Anna] We're gonna see me dive. Come on, you ready?
[Kevin] Okay. Come on!
-Oh… okay. -[Kane laughs]
-Are you okay? Okay. -[Anna] Yes.
Next time, I think I'm just gonna take Christine and just throw her in.
-[Kevin] Yeah. -[Anna laughs]
[in high-pitch] I wanna jump in, too.
[Christine] Anna, she's accustomed to being the center of attention.
[Kevin laughs]
I feel that Anna gathers people to be monkeys in her circus.
There's no one else. It's Anna, and monkeys.
And I'm happy to say, I'm not one of them.
-[Anna] Come on. -[Kevin playfully groans]
[laughs]
[Anna] That was fun.
[soft hip hop music plays] ♪ We gonna be all right ♪
♪ We gonna be okay ♪
♪ We gonna be just fine ♪
♪ At the end of the day ♪
♪ So when you think you're broken ♪
♪ Be strong ♪
-[Kevin] Hey! -[Kelly] Hello.
-[Kane] Hi, Kevin. -Kevin, you didn't bring a date for once.
[Kevin] No, I know. This is like some Survivor shit.
-[Kane] Hi. This is not like Survivor. -What's up?
Kevin organized, um, this beach bonfire
with our group of friends and a shaman.
A shaman is a spiritual healer.
I've never worked with shamans before and I have no idea what to expect,
but at this point I am so open to try anything.
I wanna be myself again.
Shaman Durek was the first shaman I met that doesn't do psychedelics and shit.
I'm really excited.
-I heard, like, people throw up. -I threw up.
-You threw up? -I did.
I felt this, like, little itchiness in my throat.
So, what does he do that will make you wanna throw up?
Just purging negative energy, I think.
-[Guy] I don't know if I wanna throw up. -[Kane] We'll see. That's why we're here.
I mean, we're here to actually help Kelly let go of stuff, so…
Some people go for a juice cleanse if they feel bad.
Some people go to hike, some people go to a fortune teller.
What do I do? I just go shopping. That's the best therapy.
I go to Cartier.com.
Cha-ching!
[Kevin] He's cool, you'll like him.
He's very motivational, too. I learned a lot from him.
-He's here. -Oh, speak of the devil!
-[Kane] Hey. -[Kevin] Hey, Shaman Durek.
I made you a s'more if you want.
-No, thank you. [laughs] -[Kevin] Okay.
-Hi, honey. -Thank you so much for coming.
I'm just happy to be here for you.
I met Shaman Durek in New York because I was figuring out
if I should move to Los Angeles,
and so, I looked to him for guidance.
What I really like about Shaman Durek is, like,
his intuition with people, and what they need to hear.
And I think he's a really good person
for Kelly to speak to about her relationship.
I think Kelly is ready to let go.
I'm really happy to be here for you.
What I wanna do is really look into the situation a little deeper.
Okay, so, put your hand up for a second.
Let me just check your signatures.
[blows air]
[exhales, inhales, blows air]
Spirits download their files into my operating system.
[blows air]
Okay, this is the problem.
-Do you feel that light-headedness now? -Yes.
Okay, so I just went inside of your endocrine system
and what I found was a pattern creating these types of relationships.
What you're doing, is you're going into relationships
and you're being a caretaker and enabling people
who are not your equal.
Who are not operating at the same power source that you are.
So, it's like dragging this person along with you,
and not honoring yourself.
Instead of you being truly able to say,
"Hey, I have someone who's my equal,
and we're a power couple." Right?
There's no "power couple" with this relationship.
-I agree. -I've never told him anything, or wh--
-Spot on! -That's amazing. That's so spot on.
[Durek] I wanna clean these energies out.
In shamanism, the fire represents cleansing and clearing.
So, I want you to look at the fire, and I want you to breathe.
Spirits, ancient elders, her ancestors, go inside of her body.
Good. Pull the energy out of her that says
that I have to keep dealing with your energy when you're upset.
Good. Now, release the energy out of her, and the sadness.
[speaking tongues]
[in English] Pull the poison out of her system now!
Release her!
[speaking tongues]
Pull all the pain, the hurt, the anguish, the feeling of,
"I am tired of walking around, making everyone happy."
So that she can close all doors to the past, and say, "I am done."
I am done!
Wow.
That was amazing. I feel lighter already.
Yeah. Isn't that weight just nice?
It's just released out of your body.
[Kelly] I'm getting very emotional.
Being vulnerable, and letting somebody else
say your faults out loud.
There's some stuff that he pointed out that I need to work on,
and it's time to start a new chapter in my life.
-Jaime, can you come closer? -[Jamie] Uh-huh.
[Durek] Okay, so Jaime, I'm just gonna go right with you.
You're too hard on yourself.
You have to let yourself trust the feeling that comes through,
instead of letting it come through, and then talking to everyone
to find out what they think.
Yeah. That happened today.
It's gonna keep happening until you change it, dear.
Well, I was trying to decide-- you know the Bottega Veneta pouch bag?
I was trying to decide what color I wanted.
-[Durek] Right. -There was a nude color and a mist color.
-And it's like-- -[friends laugh]
[Kelly laughs] Sorry, sorry!
Stop laughing!
[Kevin laughs]
This actually happened, I'm not kidding!
That's why it's hilarious!
I feel so sad for you! [laughs]
[upbeat music plays]
When Theresa, Kevin's mother,
thought my mom was gonna be supportive,
about my decision, trying to find my father…
Mom, can you come take my photos?
…it touched me a lot when she said that. So…
here we are.
Just a couple photos. Sorry to bother you.
Here, let me frame it first, hey. Frame it.
My fans wanna see this.
Pull more-- Show more of your tits.
-Show my-- More tits? -[Kimmy] Yes.
[Kim] Mom!
-You look better! -How's that? Better?
[Kimmy] More, more.
-More?! -That's good.
-[Kim] How does that look? -I'm not photographer.
Yeah, you are. I'll pay you later.
No, no. Just stay right-- Yes.
Uh-huh. Good.
Okay, good.
Photoshop will make it look better.
Oh, they're cute! You're right!
Thank you!
Look what I brought.
-Is that Moscato? My favorite. -[Dan] Yes, it is. Your favorite.
Oh, wow. You be the bartender today, huh?
[Dan] I am the bartender today.
[Kimmy] Thank you, honey.
[Kim] Cheers.
Good health, and more wealth.
-[laughs] Cheers. -Good.
-Thank you, Dan. -Okay, see you in a little bit. Okay.
-You're the best man. -[Dan] Love you, doll.
Batman and best man.
[Kim laughs]
Um, mom, there's something that's been on my mind
and, um, you know, I've been trying to find ways to ask you.
I wanna bring this up to my mother about finding my biological father,
but I'm a little hesitant because she doesn't like
to talk about the past.
You know, sometimes I wonder, like, where is my real dad?
Like, I'm very happy. I have you and Dan right now,
but there's part of me that's just like,
[voice breaks] still empty inside.
Dan, he's literally like my father.
It doesn't even feel like he's my stepfather.
He sincerely cares for me. He treats me like I'm his own.
I know it's something you-- you don't wanna talk about,
and it's a sensitive topic but, you know,
it would make me feel better, you know, if I can, you know, find him.
I'm at the age where I'm ready to see him again.
See how he's doing, how's life.
Like, do you know where he is at least, so I can, you know--
-Well, you have me. -[Kim] You know, so, like--
I do have you. I'm beyond thankful. I think you're a wonderful mother,
and thank you, for like, being there, but it's just…
-But Dan-- Dan love you. -[Kim] I love Dan, too.
-Dan love you just like his daughter. -No, absolutely. I know that.
But there's part of me that still feels empty sometimes,
and it's because, that--
You know, I'm just wondering where is my real father,
and you never really explained what happened.
You never really helped me to find him. You never wanna--
You know, when I bring him up, you kind of, like--
you know, you ignore it.
I've not ignored it. You know how it-- How it hurts inside?
[sentimental music plays]
Kim, you're a very good daughter.
You're very independent.
You never ask me for any money.
I told Dan that you never ask me. [cries]
Even when I get you a gift for your birthday,
you say, "Mom, I don't want it."
You're a very good daughter.
I love you.
Yeah, you will-- I'd like to--
I'd like you to see him.
Yeah?
He will see his daughter, and will be happy to see you're successful.
You're a very, very independent girl.
I think he'll be proud, right, to see that I'm doing quite good?
[Kimmy] I want all my children…
to be happy.
As long as you're happy, your parents happy.
-[laughs] -[Kimmy] I love you.
[Kim] I love you too, Ma. [chuckles]
[upbeat music plays]
Kevin, let's go. Are you ready?
Yeah, I just wanna show you what my friend gave me for my outfit.
So, Christine invites us to a leather party.
You look great.
I've never been to a leather party.
I have no clue what to wear.
Then, I remember. My roommate, he loves leather parties.
I don't know what he gave me, but this is, like…
Kevin, this isn't-- Ouch. Ouch!
-Dude, what the fuck? -Ow! [laughs]
-Yeah, exactly! It hurts. -Ow! Those hurt!
[Kane] Kevin, this is not, like, leather clothing.
This is, like, Fifty Shades of Grey, like, sex stuff.
What is this?
What kind of friends do you have? [chuckles]
[Kevin] It's like a yarmulke?
Oh, God-- Oh, my God. [chuckles]
-You should so wear that. -[garbled speech]
-[laughs] -[choking, coughing]
-[Kevin] Oh, it smells. -It's been used.
He had no idea.
[laughs in high pitch] Bro, what is that?!
Oh, my God, I feel sick.
I could've caught, like, an STD by just touching it. It was disgusting.
[Kevin] What's this?
-It's poppers. -A brush, cleaning solution.
Ooh.
-I think it cleans stuff. -It's not cleaning solution, Kevin.
[Kevin] Are you sure?
This is for when they're having sex and they use it to lower inhibition.
Yeah. I'm sure.
-[chuckles] -Should it be like this?
Do you show the nipples?
-I don't wanna see them. -Okay.
-I think I'll show the nipples. -Is this for Kelly?
[sighs]
Um…
I think if the moment's right, I think I'll just ask her out.
Nothing wrong with just, like, me and her going out one time.
-Without you. -I won't be there.
Exactly. So, I think it would be good to have me and her
hang out and do something.
[Kane] Where will you take her? Dinner? Beach?
No, that's too typical.
On my first date,
what I always do,
I'll invite them over and cook them pancakes.
Like, how could pancakes not lead to sex?
[Kane] Pretend this is Kelly.
-[laughs] -Ask her out.
Put a little bit of chocolate in there,
so you kind of feel a little bit more relaxed.
Like, "Oh, my God. This guy can cook, too!"
Then I ask them if they wanna cuddle.
[laughs]
It works.
So, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
Come here. Let's be real.
-Here, have a seat. -[Kane] Yeah.
You know, obviously I'm attracted to you.
-[Kane, as Kelly] I'm so sad. -What are you sad about?
-[Kane, as Kelly] Andrew. -Again?
[Kane, as Kelly] Always.
Maybe we could be happy, like, going to a cooking class or dance class,
as, like, just friends in the beginning, and see what happens.
Like, you know, get your mind off of Andrew a little bit
and just, you know, have fun.
Okay, that sounds good. That's a good one.
-[Kevin] Good, right? -Yeah.
It didn't sound too desperate, or like--
Did it seem real?
-Because this is really-- -It was great.
I think once I get the real thing, it'll come out better.
[Kane] I think you're good to go.
[upbeat music plays]
[Kelly] Thank you.
So, what is all this?
This is a Botox bar,
and Gabe's gonna be injecting anyone who wants to be wrinkle-free.
Oh, my goodness!
Who wants to be wrinkle-free tonight? [laughs]
This party is aptly called "To Keep It Tight,"
because we're so excited to be getting this new machine
that tightens the abs and the ass.
I mean, everything should be tight, tight, tight.
I know it hasn't been that long that you've been single,
but I thought you might like to tighten your pelvic floor.
-[laughs] -[Gabriel] Have a seat.
You wanna position yourself
so that the tapping is centered between your perineum and your vajajay.
-Ready? -I think so. [laughs]
[Gabriel] Okay, here we go.
You just let me know when the intensity is a little too much,
because it has caused orgasms before.
-Okay. -[Gabriel] Okay?
You should feel it starting.
Ooh!
[Gabriel] This is 90% now.
-[Kelly] It's like a giant vibrator. -[Gabriel] Yeah.
Christine couldn't handle this much.
I'm sweating.
-[Gabriel laughs] -[Kelly] Whew!
If you stay on long enough, you don't even need a guy.
-Yeah, just leave. -All right. Enjoy.
I'll be here. [laughs]
[sighs] Ah…
-[Christine] Hi! -[Kevin] What's up?
-You look awesome. -[Christine] You own leather?
-[Kane] I have lace. I have lace. -[Christine] Ah… Oh, my God.
Don't tell anybody.
-What kind of party do you think this is? -[Kevin] You said leather.
[Christine] He's a model.
-Wait, why do you do air quotes? -[laughing]
[Christine] So, this room has…
[Kevin] Oh!
FDA-approved medical devices for your privates.
Jaime, we're gonna get you some cute rice cakes.
I want rice cakes.
Holy shit, that is too strong.
[Kevin] Your ass can take it, Jaime.
[all chant] Blast her ass! Blast her ass!
Girl, just go all the way.
No, it's good.
'Cause I'm going to Fashion Week next week,
so this is good for me.
[laughs]
[Kelly] I think I need to get up.
[Christine] Okay, cool. Everybody, thank you for coming tonight.
Guys, shh! Mrs. Chiu is speaking!
-[Anna] Mrs. Chiu! -In the house!
Thank you, everyone, for coming tonight.
I know in a city like LA,
there's a lot of pressure to keep up.
Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery is here to help you keep it tight.
Tight abs, tight butts.
Yes, front and back side.
And I know that in the crowd,
we have some anally-enthusiastic folk, and…
[laughter]
-Anna. -What?
-[all laugh] -Me?
Enjoy. Cheers.
[Kane] Cheers!
-I'm confused, like, what the fuck? -Give me that thing, Anna.
I believe that people who talk about sex
are the people who don't have it, or who are unhappy in it.
There's no reason to be jealous.
I'm not offended by Christine,
but really, I think she's quite rude.
There's no boundaries.
-Christine. -[woman] Christine.
[Anna] Is there a reason-- [snickers]
[Christine] Is there a reason what?
That you have a healthy sex life? Yes, it's fantastic.
You can tell by the sparkle in your eye.
She's showing us up in the bedroom, guys.
What are your tips?
I mean, you have a couple years ahead of us.
No tricks.
-No tricks? -[Anna] Nothing.
No secrets to share?
What about that little manual I heard was found in your home?
How's your sex life?
Oh, she's a master deflector.
Kim told me that she found
a penis pump and an anal book
at Anna's house.
-Anna? -[Anna] What?
Is there something I need to know about? Why does this say, "Guide To Anal Play"?
[laughs]
-[Kim] That's what you do by yourself? -[Anna] I don't know what it is.
Good for you, Anna.
We should all take a page from your anal book.
That you had, uh--
-Don't. -Okay. Ah.
[Kevin] Kelly, come back here.
I got this for us. For later.
I-- I think you got a whole different sort of party going on.
Really? Ow!
-That's my hamstrings, Kelly! -[laughs]
Go for my butt.
That's my nuts! Oh, my God, you're so horrible.
Kelly knows I like her.
I just don't think
she takes my flirting seriously.
I know we hang out a lot with friends and stuff, but I'd still like
to get to know you,
just one-on-one and stuff.
Um…
I don't want it to just be, like, a fling,
or just something, uh,
that we just-- Kind of, just--
It's not for fun, you know what I mean? We can have fun!
-[laughs] -[Kevin] We would have fun!
-Okay. -[Kevin] But I'd wanna, like, actually…
I've never seen you serious before. You kind of are a little nervous.
[Kevin] Yeah, 'cause I…
I know I flirt a lot to, like, put up a wall,
but like, it would be great to actually take you out for real.
-Okay. I'll do that. -Yeah?
-Should we shake on it? -[Kevin] Shake your pinkie.
-[Kelly] Okay. -Ready?
Okay, I'm not doing that. [laughs]
Kelly says yes. I'm in heaven.
Kelly is, like, an alpha go-getter.
Andrew talks like an alpha.
but he's really more like a couch potato.
I don't wanna see her get back with Andrew.
Kelly just needs some Asian dick again.
[laughs] Oh, my God, I was really nervous for that.
-[Kelly] Shut up. -[Kevin] I was!
[introspective music plays]
[Kim] I'm, like, very emotional right now.
I have all these-- I'm having anxiety right now.
I hired a private investigator to go look for my biological father.
This has been on my mind for years.
When I found out Kevin is adopted,
it made me look at him very different.
So, I asked Kevin to go with me to meet this private investigator.
Let's just say this guy finds your dad, what's the first thing you wanna tell him?
I don't know.
You know what I would say to my dad if I first met--
What would you ask?
[Kevin] Was it a hard decision?
-You know? -[crying] You'll make me cry.
No, I would. 'Cause I imagine if I saw a son, you know,
I'd just wanna, like--
Fuck, I didn't even know this would've meant that much to me.
You know, cause if it was a hard decision, it meant that they cared about me.
-You know? -[Kim] Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
This is like a very sensitive topic because it's like my missing piece of me.
-[cries] -I know.
[Kelly whispers] Oh, fuck.
Whoo. Get it together, Kim. It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay, right?
Just pray for me right now that everything's gonna go smooth.
[Kevin] I think we're here.
I'm feeling all these emotions. It's kinda like…
[gasps] …what if I really find him? And then what?
[whispers] Oh, my God. I'm nervous.
Yeah, I mean, I would be, too.
How's he gonna react?
Is he gonna recognize me?
Does he want to, you know, rekindle this relationship that we have?
-Hi. -[man] Oh, hi.
Have a seat, please.
So, you brought me some information?
Yeah, this is all the stuff I have on my father.
-All right. Your father-- -How long can it take?
Normally for me to just do research, it could take two days, three.
Uh, to follow up, another three of four days,
until I have enough solid information.
So, if I'm able to locate him,
would you want me to talk to him, or hold off
and just give you the information and let you approach him?
[sentimental music plays]
[Jake] I know.
You shouldn't expect the worst,
but I have to caution you. It wouldn't be right if I didn't tell you.
He may not wanna speak to you.
[Kevin] Can you give us the best-case scenario?
[sighs] You'd be surprised.
The best-case scenario?
He's dead.
He's not there.
-That's the best? -[Jake] Mm-hmm.
Then it's a story.
She can make up her own answers after that.
If I talk about the best-case scenario, I think it's like,
his open arms, and he wants to see you, like…
For her heart, that's what she wants to envision, yeah.
'Cause everything else comes with hard work.
I mean, you're gonna have to rebuild relationships.
But you know what?
There are private detectives wherever he is, too.
He could've hired them to find you.
-I know. -He didn't do that.
So, what is it you're hoping for?
What is it you actually want from this?
[whimpers] I want-- I--
[whispers] I want closure.
[Jake] You want closure.
Okay.
[exhales] I just wanna-- I just wanna know if he's okay.
-[Jake] Okay. -And, um…
-I'm sorry. -[Jake] It's all right.
[Kevin] I've been told the same thing, where the parents
probably don't wanna see you.
Because they're in a marriage or that's the reason they gave you up--
[Jake] At first. But they change after a while.
After he thinks about it.
Most of the time, people are happy.
A father will be happy, most of the time.
But don't be shocked if he takes a week,
or two weeks, or a month
to get back to me.
'Cause he has to absorb what's happening.
He's gotta get to know you.
He'll wanna get to know Kevin, he'll wanna know what's--
We're not dating. We're not dating.
-This is my friend. Yeah, no. -[Jake] I see.
-He'll still wanna get to know you. -[Kevin] Really?
-[Jake] If you're her support, yeah. -I can't believe I'm doing this.
Yeah, but you're doing it right.
Cause you're here with somebody that has your back.
Somebody for support. I couldn't do this myself,
if I had to do it.
I can tell this really means a lot to Kim
because I'm going through similar things trying to find my birth parents.
This is something that could actually change her life.
I'm so glad I'm with her, actually. I can't imagine her doing this alone.
-It's your life, it's your father. -Yeah.
But the people around you, your mother, your siblings, your friends,
they're the ones that matter, at the end of the day.
-All right. Thank you so much. -[Jake] You're welcome.
[upbeat music plays]
[dance tutor] Together, back.
Four, five. Five, together.
-Hi. This is salsa, right? -[class] Yes.
Awesome, right place.
Whoo! [exhales]
Sorry, I got a-- I got, like, a…
[salsa music plays]
Are you nervous?
Well, I got a-- a-- a-- a date. Yeah.
[laughs]
I didn't think I'd be so nervous.
Her name is Kelly. We've been friends for a while.
And so, this is kind of like our first time--
It's a whole Cinderella moment.
Is it?
I chose salsa dancing with Kelly for our first date
because it's new and fun,
and it's something that would get her out of her head.
Is it weird to, like, make out with somebody or kiss
in a salsa class?
My normal move of pancakes and cuddling I know is not gonna work with Kelly.
It might actually put her guard up even more.
If you were on a first date with a guy,
doing salsa for the first time,
what move would you wanna see to be like…
[salsa music continues]
Is it weird if you do it in a--
-Whoo! Hi, Kelly! -Hi.
Oh, my God.
You have a shirt on.
-I know. You look beautiful. -Thank you.
I'm really surprised Kevin picked salsa dancing,
but I'm really excited.
It's definitely really nice to have me distracted.
I hope you're all excited. Today we're gonna be learning some salsa.
[whispers] You look great. You do.
It's so funny 'cause we've hung out so many times,
but this is the first time me and him really have alone time.
So, we're gonna start with our feet in a nice, little V,
and we're gonna take that left foot that matches that left arm
and go forward on that left foot, okay?
So, put your weight on that left foot, then go back on our right foot,
and close our feet together. Beautiful!
So, let's try that again. So, forward on our left,
replace, close, back on our right…
Oops.
This is nice, right? Easy!
[dance tutor] So, let's do this.
Now that we've warmed our bodies up a little bit, the moment of truth, right?
Five, six, seven, eight.
-[salsa music] -[dance tutor] Basic, together.
Replace your weight. Back and together.
Rock, rock, close. Raise those arms.
-She turns and close. Yeah! -Ah, ah, ah…
I think I got it. I think I kind of got it.
-[dance tutor] Yes! Good! You got it! -Yeah.
-You did good. -Okay. Thank you.
Kevin is not the best dancer, but neither am I,
and I know he's trying. [chuckles]
But sometimes I feel like he can't tell his left from right.
Left. Right. Okay? [laughs]
[dance tutor] Here's what'll happen.
-I want you to find your partner. -Found you.
[dance tutor] Go back into that frame
that we were just in, okay? Find that nice frame again. Beautiful.
Back and close, open and side. Beautiful!
This feels good,
being physical for the first time.
Normally, we're around groups of friends,
little touch here, little pat there,
friend hug there, little pat on the back.
That's the worst. That means you're friend-zoned.
[smooth salsa music plays]
Oh.
[Kevin hums]
[giggles]
[Kevin] That was sexy.
Salsa is the perfect time to kiss someone.
Especially for the first time.
[dance tutor] As soon as I roll on the back,
I wanna go right back to here. So, everybody try that.
[Kevin] Kelly smells good.
-I feel like we're, like, super close. -[Kevin] Well, you're supposed to be.
They have this thing called "the dip."
Oh, we're doing this already?
And I dip…
it's lined up…
It's, like, so close. [laughs]
…except for Kelly's face.
[Kelly] I don't think I'm this flexible.
[sighs] It's-- I mean--
You should just be able to go…
-Ready? And big… -[Kelly giggles]
[dance tutor] All right. Any questions at all for me?
You guys are so awesome. You did super great today.
I think Kelly is playing hard-to-get.
I mean, look, she just broke up with Andrew.
I'm sure she doesn't wanna look like she's moving too fast if we kiss.
Um, well, look, I-- I know you--
I'm happy, actually, we spent some time together, so--
Yeah. No, I mean, I'm glad, like--
I just wanted you to have a good time and stuff.
[Kelly] That's really nice.
Yeah. I don't-- I don't want you to, like…
-I want us to be friends, no matter what. -Of course.
But, um, I mean, if you're ever open to, like, doing this again, let me know.
Okay.
You know, I'm here with Kevin,
but in my mind, I just keep thinking about Drew.
I value Kevin's friendship and the last thing I wanna do
is hurt him in any way.
Now I know I'm just not emotionally ready, um, to date somebody new.
Gimme a chance.
Thank you, this was really fun. I really had a good time.
[chuckles] Okay, all right.
-Thank you. -All right, you're welcome.
Okay, I guess I'll go this way.
All right.
I guess I'll call an Uber now.
[relaxed pop music plays]
[Kelly] Kiki, kiss? Kiss?
[panting]
[gives kiss]
[Andrew] Kiki!
-Look! -[Andrew] Here's Daddy.
[whistles, gravelly voice] How's my baby boy?
How's my baby? It's my baby.
How you doing, hon?
-He looks really good. -Thanks.
-Come on, Bub. Yeah. -Wanna sit down?
I know I originally told Drew
I didn't want to have any form of communication with him,
but after this date with Kevin,
it made me miss Andrew a bit.
But, I've agreed to meet up so he can see our puppy,
and I know he misses him so much.
[Andrew, in high pitch] Oh, no! Oh, no!
Okay, calm down.
[Andrew] Here, buddy. Stay. Oh, now I'm exhausted. Are you tired?
How are you?
I'm really good.
So, what have you been doing?
Staying busy. Going to church, working out.
Had a shoot today, which was really nice.
How's your, uh, new place?
I like it, but it's not home.
You know?
Kilo misses you.
I miss you both.
Have you been dating anybody?
No. I just want to be by myself for a while.
[Andrew] That's good.
I know you're not that person. I'm not that person, either.
It's not like I… [scoffs]
My heart, I don't really have that much control over it. [chuckles]
It's gonna do what it wants to do.
It's with you, and…
uh, I don't really know what to say.
I understand there's reasons why we broke up.
But there's more reasons why we should've stayed together.
But don't you see we were in a really bad cycle?
I-- I think this is-- This is very necessary.
For both of us, to break the bad cycle,
and grow more individually.
So if we do end up together in the future, it's better.
[Andrew] What I'm saying is that you're my best friend.
I just don't believe we've been operating like best friends do.
And I feel like when we have in moments, is when we've had the most…
bliss.
And we forget that.
Well, maybe we need-- Just need to…
somehow work back to being friends,
and build that foundation.
And be able to get to know each other in that sense.
[Andrew] I mean, I'm up for anything.
I mean, I haven't slept. I'm sure you haven't slept, either.
-No, I haven't. -[Andrew] You know,
moving everything out of the house has been extraordinarily painful.
I'm actually--
[Kelly] It's been really hard at home, too, at night time.
I want us to move past this, is what I mean.
But are you okay, like, seeing me or talking to me without getting too hurt?
[gentle music plays]
Kelly, you're still super important in my life in so many ways.
Yes I am. The simple answer is yes.
The simple answer is yes.
I wanna be the best father I can be to Kilo,
and the best friend that you've ever had in your life.
Okay, I'm fine doing that. I just don't want you to have expectations
and get hurt in future.
I don't want you to get hurt, Kelly.
I don't wanna be the one to hurt you.
-[Kelly] Okay. -Can we just play it by ear?
-[Andrew moans] -[Kilo whimpers]
At a point in my life before, it was hard imagining life without Andrew.
At this point, I just-- I feel like I have nothing else more to give.
If that'll lead us back together, then great.
Say bye to Dad.
[Andrew] Love you.
[Kelly] Love you, too.